/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37138300
yuukan't.

>>37138300
Sir that is my Senran, not a 2hu.

>>37138429
>my Senran
Excuse you sir, but that is MY beloved Senran sir

>>37138300
Senran Kagura thread

Yuuka's sister is cute but the real Yuuka is more cute!

>>37138966
What is miss Yuuka asking of me here?

>>37138975
she wants to be with anon all day!

Eating...

>>37139030
Anon?

>>37138300
That is definitely not Yuuka, Yuuka doesn't get sexy art like that.

>>37138975
She's apologizing for a fight and is offering tea or something to make up for it

>>37140789
Yeah, true.

>>37140983
Tits too small
Colors too flat
Eyes too orange

>>37141035
But the hips are just right.

>>37140789
Nonsense
Many recognize Yuuka's status as fertility incarnate

What makes Yuuka so attractive to you? For me, it's the fact that she can snap your spine in half if you even look at her the wrong way.

>>37142867
For me it's the fact that she's the sunflower lady and I have sunflowers in my backyard sometimes. I'm closer to Yuuka than to any other Touhou.

This is our thread? How pitiful. Shame and iniquity upon us.
More to the point, I need a question answered. What is the longest written work primarily centred around Yuuka that has been posted online? Can be anything at all, fan-fiction, erotic screeds, essays, though I doubt those exist, from here or any other part of the internet you all might have checked.

>>37143186
Are the sunflowers healthy? If you take good care of them Yuuka might reward you with a kiss on the cheek!
>>37143756
Probably Yuuka's page on the Touhou wiki.

>>37143756
Anons pastebin fanfic without a doubt
https://mega.nz/file/JkMG1bBY#4IiujGwWy-SaZYcCnBNW89ZY1FRyCP1b1YP9qmoZF2M
Another anon has been claiming to write something even longer for almost a year now but never delivered a single word on it though

>>37143944
Anonymous, I appreciate your sense of humour, but wiki articles are concerned with facts and dry information. It is hardly even a few thousand words and everyone interested already has it all memorized and is aware of how little she is "relevant" to "canon" in the wholly vulgar sense.
>>37145285
I do remember seeing an earlier version of this and never got around to looking through it, thank you. If the other fellow ever bothers to post his own or if someone else has tried his hand at it I would like to hear from them, would be easier than archive diving.

>>37146506
Not to mention the wiki has blatant lies, like saying she sent assassins to destroy reimu’s shrine when there’s not a single line in the entire script that even implies that

Kiss it anon

>>37138300
hello, punk yuuka!

>>37143756
>>37145285
No.
Insomniac Dream (too, a work from 4chan with the premise of living together with Yuukarin, except SFW and an Umineko crossover) is longer by a third.

However, one of the most memorable works I've read was—maybe not really centered around her in the first part, which I never bothered to read—an absolute colossus of fanfiction, comparable to HPMOR (except HPMOR has two times FEWER words) and titled Imperfect Metamorphosis. I found it through TVTropes, as well as several other memorable fanfics I read a long time ago. She doesn't get a nice treatment in there, though.

Speaking of own stuff, maybe I should finally tell someone I have had, since maybe a decade ago, sporadic thoughts of making a massive visual novel centered around a self-insert being cast into pre-Osana Reimu Gensokyo after getting disintegrated by a mine explosion during a defusing mission in Chechnya while no one was looking. Depending on the outcome of the dialogue with Yukari, you could either unlock the existing language barrier early or end up not understanding what the characters speak for a certain portion of the game and having to learn Japanese with the help of those you meet. You'd be thrown out of the gap by the Hakurei shrine in the evening and, after some talking, could either stay the night at the Hakurei Miko's (who would try to make advances on you to continue the Hakurei bloodline, except you'd invariably refuse) or try to make your way to the village and get intercepted by Rumia, with https://files.catbox.moe/d5o7eo.mp3 playing. She'd end up chasing you into Garden of the Sun, thus letting you meet and get protected by Yuuka early on. She lets you stay at her place on a whim. Your sapper experience comes in handy when gardening. You eventually get close, and https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/838645?q=kazami_yuuka+wet_clothes happens, but you end up making love to each other, which is not depicted. Other scenes involve teaching the little Marisa words.
The climax involves a large scale battle against some invasion of deadly things that unites the entire Gensokyo against it. You then marry to Yuuka. A series of time skips follows. Depending on your choices throughout the game, you either die peacefully, not abandoning your humanity, with your body set adrift in a river (I think this song set the mood: https://files.catbox.moe/vsjp64.mp3)), or accept becoming a youkai after having lived far too long.

>>37146671
This just sounds fake enough to be convincing but it's failure is implying Yuuka needs assassins when she could get it done herself

>>37149758
>Insomniac Dream

Apparently this is a sequel to another Yuuka fic called sunflowers, but the file is no longer available from the Touhou wiki. Anyone's got a working link?

>>37145285
That anon probably killed himself to go to gensokyo

>>37149758
The Umineko crossover sounds like something I should have guessed would be floating around. Never read Umineko but might be worth skimming.
I remember hearing about Imperfect Metamorphosis a year or two ago, how it was fairly edgy. The word count was definitely something. Skimming through it back then (and one more time now) along with Ctrl+F Yuuka seemed to be the villain and ended up getting majorly shafted in the end, so I would not say it is properly centered around her. One could reasonably claim that it is even crude and abominable. Be that as it may, there is no beating that word count. And who would want to anyway?
As for your own idea anon, it is quite the meticulous fantasy. If you were to tell me that you had a document somewhere on your computer, or even in a proper notebook, with far more detail surrounding it, I would believe you. If you also told me that not the slightest hint of effort had been put in to actualizing such an idea, I would believe you. Chin up, lunatic, you might just live to see it happen, provided you keep yourself in check first.
>>37146671
Truly the princes of this world are unrelenting in their slander.

>>37146917
*smooch smooch*

Who are the other 2hu alternatives on the crimson squad?

Snek = Yuuka
Moyashi = ???
Crab = ???
Cat = Kaguya
Totally not a slut = Alice

This is what I came up with.

>>37138975
To play Gran Turismo 4 of course.

>>37152459
I want to take turns on an endurance race with Yuuka! I want to laugh at her when she crashes because she let her tires get too worn out before pitting! I want to fall asleep on her lap during her half of 24h at Nurburgring!

>>37151271
https://www.google.com/search?q="insomniac+dream"+"yuuka"
The mediafire link you can obtain from there very much works.

>>37151756
I would actually suggest reading it properly, it's decent.

And no, I do not have a document. What you saw above had never left my head before, and I still remembered every detail I thought up, including teaching Marisa the word for sun, every 1.5 years or even less frequently. I only made a couple of crude backgrounds back in 2017 when I just started drawing.

>> provided you keep yourself in check first.
That's the key part, and I keep failing hard at it. Even my subconscious is starting to be affected.

>>37154772
It only works for the Insomniac Dream, not Sunflowers (Yuuka good end), which is the one I'm looking for.

>>37156615
I see. It wasn't very clear.
Well, I think I can solve this case for you with my unholy tracking powers.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Fiction_by_Tired/Warm

The archive for the more accessible part also contains a thread archive, and even though pooshlmer is irrecoverable, it was very nice of the author to namefag.

>>37154772
>I would actually suggest reading it properly, it's decent.
I hope this is referring to the first one and not Metamorphosis, 1.3mil words is longer than the usual example people bring up, and the 4-6 classic Chinese novels, and many others.
>That's the key part, and I keep failing hard at it. Even my subconscious is starting to be affected.
I toss you that comment every few months, anon, if you are unable to stop yourself you might have to start questioning whether or not you're pretending to be someone else. If the disconnect between thought and action you're feeling is just a complex construction you use for self-torture, learn from the best and relax, try to see things with more clarity.
As an aside, and this is quite the longshot, you wouldn't happen to have worked on the translation for Yuuka's lines in eraTW? I will need to send whoever did a very strongly worded letter.

>>37151786
didn't even realize this was a touhou thread

>>37159353
Insomniac Dream. I'd still recommend skimming through IM until you find yourself too interested in the story.

>> wouldn't happen to have worked on the translation for Yuuka's lines in eraTW
No. I once played her route in EraTW very obsessively for a short period of time, and I think her lines were almost fully translated before I downloaded it. And a certain fetish I got from it—it seems I did manage to overcome it. Maybe I could also relearn some respect with the aid of NNN and cure the affliction that replaced it. The movie I watched today surely reaffirmed the faint hope in myself that had started to grow not so long ago. The strongest prison is the one you make for yourself in your own mind.

>>37157502
Thanks, just went through most of it. Overall it was a fever dream, but a pleasant one.

>>37159903
I will see to it, and the other cycle of stories linked up there. For IM, perhaps, if I need inspiration during the nighttime hours of self-induced desperation.
>No. I once played her route in EraTW very obsessively for a short period of time, and I think her lines were almost fully translated before I downloaded it.
Ah, wonderful. I will leave a few good words for the responsible party when the opportune time arrives.
NNN may help you but remember, it is the good that you can extract from behind a meme/fad that gives it weight, not the meme/fad itself. You will have to decide whether you're fine with this imaginary concubine you've conjured or you prefer to have some freedom. What movie by the by?
>The strongest prison is the one you make for yourself in your own mind.
Either that or the world itself if you're so inclined.

>>37146917
LICKING YUUKA'S GREEN HAIRY PUFFY VULVA

>>37163630
Shawshank Redemption.

>>37151786
All I know is that Female JoJo = Yuugi

>>37146917
begone foot fetish faggot.

>>37175924
Yuuka's daughter is cute

>>37182750
If you're cold, she's cold. Let her in.

>>37138300
She doesn't seem that bad of a lady. Sure she might be a little overreactive about her flowers, but I'm certain she ain't gonna blast you to smithereens for just enjoying the scenery and enjoying the flora. I'd love to talk to her about flowers under a cool summer day.

>>37182750
Yuuka picked out a husband
Now she's coming to collect him

>>37187892
Not if I collect her first!

>>37187437
Yes, you should go flowerviewing with the nice lady.

Yuuka is old and scary

I want to walk through the garden of the sun with Yuuka while holding hands with her and suffer severe joint damage when she squeezes my hand too hard out of nervousness. Our date would then end with her taking me to Eirin's clinic.

>>37192453
Going over the speed limit while listening to eurobeat with Yuuka!
Getting pulled over with Yuuka!
Watching Yuuka get into a fight with a policeman!
Explaining yourself at the police station together with Yuuka!

>>37192526
Did Yuuka turn herself in during this scenario, or did she just keep fighting through the police until she found their home base and leader?

>>37193496
Yuuka does not respect the false power that institutions bestow upon their representatives in the form of authority. The answer should be clear.

>>37176252

Why is Yuuka like this?

>>37188970
That I will anon. She has lovely flowers.

>>37194785
Notice how the thought bubble comes out of her breasts.
This tells us that Yuuka's breasts must be overflowing with warm sweet flower-scented milk.

>>37197557
But that’s not yuuka

>>37197564
If it looks like a Yuuka and acts like a Yuuka, then it probably is a Yuuka.

>>37197632
>Looks
Almost
>acts like
No

>>37138300
>>37138300
It's comforting to know I'm not the only one who's made this mistake before.

>>37189314
I love this image!

>>37189314
>>37198462
I do too, I saved it

>>37194426
people like you should get help.

woah yuukas gotten kind of big

>>37201652
thats not yuuka

>>37201652
That's not Yuuka, but there's also nothing wrong with her being a bit bigger.

why do you like her? shes a scary loner person

>>37204840
she's just misunderstood

>>37204731
If I met you I would shoot you bro

>>37204840
I don’t like her, I broke up with her and I moved on to girls who actually have the personality traits I projected onto her and I’ve been much more satisfied

>>37204960
he's not your bro, buddy

>>37204977
i visited yuuka and she was very depressed. i want to let you know that this is your fault

yuuka is weird and mean and has no friends!

>>37204977
Lol same. Just like earth, I have to receive lots of love and be nourished tenderly before blossoming. I fucked up and went with the wrong, old, mommy gardener before I met the wife, but it's all fine now

>>37151786
Left to right: Yuuka, Reimu, uhh Youmu I guess, Kaguya/Reisen crosdsbreed, Eirin

>>37205292
I’ve left touhou entirely desu, none of the girls are that great for wifing desu and they all have trashy art and secondaries to put up with as well

>>37205003
That would be cute but Yuuka is a monster who thinks genocide is just a game and would probably find my human struggles laughable if anything

>>37205413
how can someone leave touhou if they never played the game?

>>37205481
But anon…I have

>>37205021
She considers all the flowers she takes care of as her friends.
Which is pretty sad and doesn't really count, but no one is going to tell her that.

Why is everyone bullying Yuuka?

>>37204983
I'm not your buddy, pal

>>37138300
That's not Yuuka!

if you cant tell who is yuuka then you dont deserve her

>>37219936
>>37220242
What are you talking about, that is 100% Yuuka.

>>37223646
i can tell apart artificial meat from actual meat thanks

>>37223646
I love both Yuuka and her daughter.

>>37220242
>deserve
Haha
>>37223646
The Japanese have a great sense of humour. Of course when the same artist renders two characters, one of whom was made to look like the other, they would seem nearly identical. Besides, he is a traitor and a profligate.

This is Yuuka.

Any questions?

Do not contaminate the sunflower's thread with low effort shitposts

>>37230407
thank you for preserving her dignity

>>37225622
>>deserve
>haha
true that, anyone but me deserving yuuka is a riot

>>37231294
What did you ever do for her, you jester?

>>37232102
she fell for me, hot and chilled as I am.
ah! my devilish good looks are truly a sin!

>>37232321
Wake up from your delusion. This never happened, and you are currently lying in agony in the sunflower field, bleeding out of the hole where your lower half once used to be, before she replied "How ugly and despicable" to your confession in lowercase letters.

>>37232544
iyaa~ (*´∀`*) my cute flower wife is quite the tsundere!

>>37232604
She is my wife though.

>>37232694
adorable, you think you're me ¬‿¬

>>37232793
The fact I think I have taste and culture proves the impossibility of your assertion.

>>37232882
oh, I'm a bit rough 'round the edges, but yuuka just loves how down-to-earth I am (￣▽￣*)ゞ

Is yuuka smart or dumb?

FUCKING LOSERS AHAHAHAHA

>>37236286
she has such a nice smile :)

>>37234382
Smart, because dumb youkai don't live long

>>37236286
Haha, she’s such a gemini…

Yuuka is a scorpio.

>>37237767
That makes her even more vile

>>37237863
Why?

>>37237884
Scorpios are arrogant, conniving, bitter and resentful

>>37237908
Yeah, but it also means the best sex ever.

>>37237963
Only if you’re a femdomfag

>>37237709
>>37237767
Get thee gone Saturn.
>>37238185
I thought everyone here but me was a femdomfag.

>>37237963
doesn't seem like a great idea

Yuuka's innocent smile...

>>37239746
Yuuka truly is the best. Instead of "I want to protect that smile", with her it's "I am in danger and should have protected myself".

>>37239746
Yuuka doesn't bite
But she may nibble a little bit

>>37240687
Yuuka will gently caress you as you give her halfbreeds.

>>37243643
The best Yuuka is more Yuuka

>>37250615
I want little greenhaired children.

>>37204840
she is super clingy and jealous if you get to really connect with her.

>>37250615
best yuuka is hairy yuuka

>>37253396
sounds like a bit too needy. she will phone you up at night for no reason

>>37257326
She’ll just break into your room

>>37257326
would be a small price to pay for someone who would do anything to please her loved one as Yuuka would.

>>37257341
>>37257326
There'll be no need for any of that as you'll sleep together.

>>37251777
Sow your seed in Yuuka's fertile fields

>>37264440
She's awfully huggable for a big bad youkai. Her hair is so pleasant too. Don't you just want to bury your face in it?

she is so open an willing to share!

>>37265495
If she wants to have sex with other men, I’m okay with that. She’s the boss of me.

>>37266993
Kill yourself

Remember that Yuukarin only has room for one person in his heart.

Yuuka is one of the few characters I would believe to be monogamous

she found something weird in her garden

>>37273554
Every touhou is monogamous. And a virgin! Even Junko and Suwako!

Yuuka is my sunshine, my only sunshine
She makes me happy, when skies are grey

>>37265495
>>37266993
Stop it, you fuckers.

>>37271833
>> his
Excuse me?

>>37279181
*Her , mistyped sorry Yuuka-Sama I beg your forgiveness

>>37283427
Made to smile

>>37285988
Yes.

I want Yuuka kisses!

Is it safe to let the sunflower wrap her arms around you?

>>37294018
its dangerous to not let her do it
if you hug her back, she might refrain from obliterating your spine

>>37294018
if she doesn't know you, you'll end up as a tetris tile

>>37294018
Does it really matter?

Yuuka isn't a threat if you try this one weird trick.

>>37294166
Well then, I'm going in.

>>37296035
Being with her is always a treat in itself.

>>37152459
I hate this artist so fucking much

>>37303741
go back whence thou camest

>>37303741
You must hate 98.7% of all fanartists then, bitch.

>>37304150
>>37305655
Imagine liking this vapid generic ecchi garbage lol, couldn't be me

>>37305713
Here, cry more my special anon.

>>37305713
I always knew a Yuukafag was butthurt about Okuu, thanks for spelling it out for me with such a childish drawing.

>>37305875
That's not my drawing anon but whatever helps you sleep at night

>>37303741
ふふふ Anon, I like these. He understands the hu's and their fans.

>>37306177
I like his character pieces, but some of his art is a bit too generic. It seems that he uses a single body type and just swaps the hair and eye color for different 2hus.

>>37225622
>The Japanese have a great sense of humour.
this is a joke right

>>37306369
true, also i don't like how he gives everyone big tits

>>37140047
eating what? dandelions?

>>37305655
Hate is a strong word but I don't see eye to eye with them. Not him of course.
>>37307357
You tell me

>>37303741
You have to be a soulless wretch to hate him. He makes cute pure lovey dovey touhou stuff.

>>37140983
too big

>>37312939
Oh no, look at her hair :(
Why is Yuuka wilting?

>>37315195
It’s autumn, her leaves change color

>>37138300
are my balls safe or are they not safe?

>>37315195
Metamorphosis into the Raiko state has started.

>>37308693
testicles

>>37320612

Yuuka wanting to expose herself to you! Yuuka getting naked in the bathroom with the door unlocked! Yuuka waiting and waiting and waiting for you to walk in!

Walking in and seeing Miss Yuuka completely butt naked! Seeing her erect nipples and cute fuzzy bush! Coughing from the intense smell of fish! Apologizing to Yuuka while she pretends to be embarrassed! Walking out of the bathroom, but naked Yuuka follows you to make sure you see every inch of her! Yuuka tugging your arm and apologizing and saying it was HER fault for not locking the door! Yuuka circling you so that you get to see more of her nudity, then finally going back into the bathroom...to furiously masturbate! Yuuka cumming buckets of warm sticky girlgoo that the janny has to clean up!

Yuuka is a horny hag who would cry tears of joy and be unable to control herself if you asked her for sex!

>>37330130
i hate you

>>37330130
what the fuck is up with waifufaggots and sounding the same? i swear to god im talking to the same fucking person no matter what board they appear on. cease with the exclamation marks everywhere you irredeemable piece of shit

>>37330392
Take it easy!

>>37330392
I apologize on behalf of the waifufags for introducing a new way to shitpost. Originally, I did it for fun. Going for a more comedic approach and creating situations that some would read and get a laugh at or find interesting. The amount of lewdposting it has spawned however, was not my intention.

>>37257326
>she will phone you up at night for no reason
isn't that every other girl though

>>37330392
They are young, anon, still full of life and delusion, like small animals. You can no more hold them back than a branch can hold back a flash flood.

>>37330392
We get excited when we talk about Touhous we love! Thinking about Yuuka really gets me going!

>>37330483
The lewdposting is the best part!

>>37330483
>The amount of lewdposting it has spawned however, was not my intention.
LIES! This was all part of your plan!

I want to be a free-spirited and feared youkai like Yuuka.

>>37331183
Yeah and I want to destroy the Lunar Capital and Gensokyo. Get in line, pal.

>>37331011
We should all post lewd things about Miss Yuuka!

>>37320612
they'll be safe so long as you use them to give her children

>>37331446
>forcefully raped and made to impregnate my rapist
yeah, thats hot

>>37331498
the whole idea of morality is a very alien concept to youkai

>>37331418
So soft

>>37332888
That explains all the assertive gangbang doujins with Touhou youkai.

>>37342608
such a boring artstyle

>>37342708
your face is a boring artstyle

>>37342708
your mom's face is a boring artstyle

>>37328873

does she wear high heels?

>>37352145
no? doesnt seem practical to be walking with those on the fields

>>37352145
She wears boots

>>37357358
this just seems wrong

>>37364480
what seems wrong?

>>37364531
the fact that it's not me on the right there

>>37364542
kek

>>37357358
me on the left