/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37139840
>tfw ywn be a commoner in a cow ball in the cow kingdom

dragons p cute too

>>37139850
you just posted a flying cow

do what are we doing tommorow?

>>37139897
Same thing we do every day pinky post monster girls

>>37139840
Impregnate vampires.

>>37139840

>new wisp art in the gallery
nice

>>37139848
how does one get an invitation for the cow ball?

we are jailbait to monsters, use that fact to your advantage

Gazer or jabberwock, which is superior and why? Which is more popular?

>>37139987
gazers more popular, but i prefer jabberwocks. They're tall, they're powerful, and i like the colors. Don't know why this thread decided they're fat, i always thought they'd basically just be pink dragons with tentacle mouths

>>37139977
This doesn’t work in a society the kid is the perperator of the crime and public rape is a punitive measure

You will breed tomboy onis

>>37139840

>>37139973
dunno, I just slipped in through the open window and told my fairy godmother to help me look stylish

>>37140000
>Don't know why this thread decided they're fat
I assumed it was because they have three mouths. Also they're hags and dragons, and both archetypes get typecast as being overweight.

>>37140043
One of a couple monsters that are banned from all you can eat buffets

>>37140043
>Jub-Jubs stop being horny for 2 seconds to tell Jabberwocks to slow down on the calories
lol

>>37140043
my head cannon is that the tentamouths have their own digstive systems, more food means thicker tentacles

you guys got any more thoughts on the extremist squirrel?
is she still timid under direct confrontation or does she go power bottom?

>>37139840
>The monstergirl protagonist sees this

What happens?

37140101
the gay returned

>>37140100
She strikes me as the kind of person to spread customized "information" to the wider masses to manipulate their reactions out of a sick curiosity to find out what drives what people to do what.

You WILL fluff the tail and you WILL like it.

>>37140100
Definitely a timid rata. She'll cower and be meek when you force yourself on her, but a few minutes into the fucking, supposing you aren't a quick shot, she's gonna go full power-bottom and leglock to ensure you cum deep inside her womb.

If you are a quick shot, she'll go from meek and timid to domineering and aggressive in the bed.

>>37140100
is that a mic? i forgot if those came up during all the diva/songmaiden stuff.
while it has cool applications for amplifying siren, lamia and arch imps enchanted voices it also got me thinking about some idol-styled pharoah amping up her voice powers with it on tour as well

>>37140122
>>37140169
So she is Fake News?

Not surprising for acorn rats.

I love my wife!

>>37140169
Everyone is a quickshot to monster girls. Between superior to human pussy and mamono mana, human men simply can’t keep up
Though there is the upside of being capable to cummingmultiple times ina row

>>37140184
Aya, no one reads your newspaper because no one does that anymore since the stone age

>>37140187
>Two months early
What a dumdum.

>>37140193
When I mean quickshot, I'm talking more like shoot your load and flop over exhausted.

>>37140157
Y-YAMERO!

>>37140157
B-but I-i h-have bbeen mofu free for five years, I don't wanna relaspe

>>37140297
Just one hit, anon. One hit won't hurt.

Mama oni

>>37140054
>>37140056
Fact; one of the default emotions of a jabberwock is "hungry".

>>37140341
thats what I said when I first fluffed my tail

>>37140341
thats what I said first huffed my first mofu

>>37140043
BIG
FAT
VORE
MONSTER!!!!

>>37140206
They keep setting up earlier and earlier every year.

>>37140157
Rata mofu is fine too right?

>>37140457
Only if they use their information network to sow the seeds of chaos.

>>37140348
Great big sake jugs

>>37140206
Don’t be so mean anon, she is just a big fan of Christmas!

>>37140371
Doragon.

>>37140463
cry havoc and let loose the hounds of warm

Remember- hags might be tempting, but they're barren! Infertile! No tengo heuvos! No hijos!

>you’re mine now!

>I can do anything!

>>37140655
>Do you like how I walk?
>Do you like how I talk?
>Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?

>>37140655
>time to be a BIG SHOT

>>37140655
Can you quack like a duck when you suck?
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck?
Can you take every inch up your butt?
Can you shit on my chest for good luck?

>>37140567
Tell that hag to keep that finger away from my aAAAAAA~

>>37139840

Doesn’t this pic makes you wanna breed this cow elf?
Her body is ripe for breeding, don’t you wanna make her gravid with lots and lots of babies?
And look at those big milk jugs, your children will never go hungry.
So why aren’t you having babymaking sex with her, anon?
Breed. The. Elf. Now!

>>37140820
>fox tries to look friendly but keeps coming off as a scheming sexual predator

>>37140820
More Fox tricks

How do I catch that damn cyberfox?

>>37140915

>>37140923
Chase her towards some narrow opening, then watch as her fat thighs get her stuck.

>>37140928
>neckteeth/tusks
for why

What do you mean if a human boy is wearing a costume in Halloween it doesn’t mean he is begging a corresponding monster girl to rape him?

>>37141009
it's basically a mana marker

Name a monster not built for breeding, go ahead I'll wait

>>37141178
slimes kinda since they just assumed the best form to breed for survival

>>37139850
>you never forgot just how beautiful your wife was at your wedding

>>37141225
slimes main priority is eating, accumulating enough mass to divide is just a pleasant bonus.
so you're quite right.

i have a theory that whatever is beneath the Bogie mask is thats making men nut when they see it is basically like a memetic kill agent but for coom. memetic coom agent

>>37141315
I've arrived to acquire Moon Rabbit Mochi.

>>37141315
why is there blood

>>37141328
We may never know, taking off her mask just reveals another mask underneath, then another under that one and so on.

If I got attacked by a monster girl and I asked if we can just cuddle, would they be ok with that?

>>37141424
>>>/tg/

>>37141429
Sure. After you cum until fainting.

>>37141429
No sorry anon cuddling is only for their husbands

>>37141429
they'll still rape you, but laugh at you during it

>>37139840
There is not nearly enough porn of her

>>37141605
many such cases

Halloween plans?

>You went out alone without an escort? Public nursing handjob
>You slept alone without cuddling or fucking your legal guardian momster? Public nursing handjob
>You are complaining that you aren’t adult by human standards and being a quickshot and monster standards don’t make you a kid? Public nursing handjob
Until human boys accept their position in society this is a necessary measure to teach them to act their age. Statistics show rape alone doesn’t work. If public nursing handjobs and uploading those videos to Xmon doesn’t work I’m afraid we will have to petition the Lilim Council to authorize thighjob spanking too.
Dozens of human boys are getting married to Bogie while we speak. This is all for their own good.

>>37141315
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon

The debauchery and decadence of the court is known far and wide.

>>37142000
i don't want to live in this /d/-like society.

>>37140000
Wockfag decided his waifu was fat and he commissioned more art than anyone else.

>>37142881
Too bad, you're getting relocated to wonderland city.

>>37142908
>he commissioned more art than anyone else.
I doubt he has commissioned more than gazer-fag.

Do Undead stink?

>>37143304
Nah, there's no decomposition.

>MGE Incubi dating the female knights or warrior women because they so happen to like them and also would love to see what monstergirls they turn into
>MGE Incubi dating the Nuns and other female Clergy members because they may like the girls in particular and are also corrupting the town in the process and eager to see what monstergirls they turn into

Would you like such an event?

>>37143491
Only if there's an NTR happy end.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34840456/chapters/86754172

The first part of a story about a shortstack cat with big tits.

>>37143686
kot booba

>>37143686
Hell yeah

>>37143491
>MGE Incubi dating the female knights or warrior women because they so happen to like them and also would love to see what monstergirls they turn into
I smell /tg/faggot, who desperately want to post his human trash, so he excuse it with "muh you don't understand she will become a monster soon!"

Asking again. Are there any MGE porn artists in this thread?

I'm wanting to commission a kikimora eating shit out of a male, horse's butthole. I'll give more details if you wanna drop your info. Thanks

>>37142000
still gonna do whatever I want, no matter what you say. Bogies are just a myth to scare stupid anons into following the rules

>>37140101
drinks a beer and falls asleep...

How to calm down angry demons?

>>37144950
Ask if she wants anything from macdolans.

>>37142000
But I like scary clussy….

>>37143849
>"muh you don't understand she will become a monster soon!"

Devil's advocate time! Sorry if I'm may be defending a /tg/ poster. But first of all, where do alot of Monstergirls even come from? What am I getting at? Alot of Monstergirls likely come from human women who just recently corrupted and monsterized.

Also >>37143491
>>MGE Incubi dating the female knights or warrior women because they so happen to like them and also would love to see what monstergirls they turn into

Why not? I do recall posts maybe a year or two ago that did entertain the idea of MGExIncubi and even toying with it. I mean there is the charm of turning the decent looking but cute Order girl into a sexier and happier Monstergirl.

And second is more of an opinion of mine. But perhaps IncubixHuman girls might be KC's way of giving Shojou and yumejoshis a bone to enjoy.

>>37142000
Does it still count if I am a male whore?

Remember to be assertive and firm with angels. They talk a big game about "1000 years of punishment rape", but threatening to withold cuddles, heatpats, or wingrubs will have them acting very sorry very fast.

>>37143686
Thanks kromble

>>37145526
>angel comes to you, saying your in for 1000 years of punishment rape
>"Yeah yeah, tell it to the others."
>point to the other three collared angels eager to greet "master's next breeding sow"

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1454791120173424643
Alice!

>>37143491
Reminder that KC said that incubi don't go after human girls and that your pathetic excuse to post human girls is transparent /tg/-kun. No matter how much you want to be a girl and fucked by a incubus it will never happen.

>>37145366
>And second is more of an opinion of mine. But perhaps IncubixHuman girls might be KC's way of giving Shojou and yumejoshis a bone to enjoy.
He confirmed it doesn't happen KC doesn't give a shit about that

>>37145841
>Reminder that KC said that incubi don't go after human girls
so not even in mge can the childhood friend win...

>>37139840

>>37139840

>>37145901
>lilim principal
I hope she mindbreaks me when I get detention

>>37145901
Can I ask to stay after class for one-on-one tutoring?

>>37146115
Frightful symbols

Happy Halloween Anons

>>37145901
>tfw the only way you are graduating is by kissing her clit
Heres to hoping that's all I need to do

monster girls are great but you buckos have even worst taste then the japs

>>37139840

>>37142908
*more Jabberwock art than anyone else

>>37146337
Post your taste then, cunt.

>>37146380
Meant for >>37142987

>>37146436
Crush my pelvis or sit on my face, just gimme that thiccness.

>>37146436
god, I love thicc ass witches

>>37146436
A cat is fine too.

>>37146436
This just actual obesity, westernshit not even once.

>>37146212
Monstergirls are NOT scary and I will NEVER be frightened by them!

>>37145814
That is one spooky imotou.

Human boys are too tsun and get stressed eaily. Therefore every monster girl should hold the boy against their body to share their warmth to calm them down and give them a bit aphrodisiac salive to they can be mlre honest.

>>37146524
Venus isn't for everyone

>>37146700
I don't like this fairy, she's scary.

>>37146700
The first part if false but the second part is true .
I just need some very tall, buff monster girls in my life.
or strongthick.

>>37146817
Anon please, just lay down and she'll show you how not scary she can be.

>>37146115
Coggers

>>37146700
they gotta catch me first

>>37146700
make sure you take them home too, they need to get used to their new enviroment. if possible, try to get them to fall asleep in your arms, too. they're very docile and a lot more cling and honest whhen they wake up

>>37139840

>>37146380
>>37146471
Yeah, that's fair.

>>37146920
S-Shut up! This is Cheshire propaganda. Just because humans like cuddling doesn’t mean we got more docile or get clingy!

>>37146978
Pretty much my cat.

>"M-Mom?"

>>37139840

I really want to pop a shota potion and go trick or treating in spookyville where the spookiest, scariest, largest, and oldest monsters live

>>37145886
Who tf is KC and why should we care about their opinion?

>>37147349
He's the most based man in Japan, and our great benefactor. His word is law and anyone who goes against it is gay and also wrong.

>>37145814
So, the attached blurbs by KC talk about a festival similar to Halloween that occurs throughout the MGE world. Specifics if the festival differ between regions.

Where is Alice?

>>37147349
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>37147238
>tfw your holst momster keeps monsterizing women she finds wandering around the farm

>>37147349
What?

https://mobile.twitter.com/monster_fruit/status/1454364059688521730
Lamias need to be nerfed! This is preposterous, they just need to coild a bit and humans start cumming!

>>37147611
have you tried, not getting caught by casting wind magic on yourself to go faster?

>Anooooon~ you can’t escape now baa~
Reminder there is nothing scarier than a human turned monster. She had to live with society stopping her from raping (You) and now that handicap was removed

>>37147631
>try to cast wind
>dodge lamia, ends up crashing on alraune tits along the way
>now you are mocked for being a breast addict

>>37147733
>mocked for falling into big tits
>for an accident
monsters need to stop being such bullies

>>37147733
Surely the monster girls wouldn't mind you being a breast addict, right?

Remove the Contraceptive Ban! Let us use protection again! We're adults, we should be able to control where our semen goes!

>>37142987
They're both close friends of each other anyways

>>37147827
They would totally like it, but since they tend to flaunt to their friends, and single monsters have nothing better to do, everyone would giggle looking as you cling or cum to breasts and likely mock (You) too when you walk the streets later “Oh my look at anon, he can’t stop looking at our breasts kyaa! (hope he tries to suck mine)” “What’s the matter little boy? Need to suck my tits to calm down? (suck them suck them suck them)” or when your wife rapes you in public: “oh my he is cumming for five minutes straight! He just can’t control herself against breasts (I wish I had a husband like that)”

https://mobile.twitter.com/monster_fruit/status/1451847600626290690
Human boys were made for plant tits

Would a dark mage conjure beings from beyond to fuck you along side her?

>>37147964
Yes. What do you think the tentacles are?

>>37147671
>good news, you now have a loving wife that knows all about you and that you already had a relationship with.
>Bad news, she's now a superpowered rapist that isn't held back any more.

Your Pelvis will (not) survive.

Who is in your harem anon? Whats each member like?

>>37147999
give me that tall and meaty fox

>>37143686
neato. my mind does delight in colossal, fancy and frilly bras.

>>37148023
Just elves. I like monospecies harems.

>>37147999
That cow is losing to a fox.
A FOX

>>37148055
Only because the fox is clearly a teenager still growing and the fox is a milf. Just wait until that cow becomes a milf.

>>37148023
My harem is my wife and her nine tails.

>>37148023
>Tomboy kiki that is a bit clumsy but works extremely hard.
>chubby, NEET cheshire that just likes to shitpost and laze about in jerseys. Flat as a board.
>Stern office jinko with big muscles and huge breasts that is a giant pervert.

>>37139925
Why of course friend.

>>37148023
does a jabber with 3 pairs of mouth each with their own personality, voice, and fetishes count as a harem?

>>37139840
Very spooky, do not open.

>>37148153

>>37148153
I'm so scared, my dick is stiff

KC posted short story about Halloweens in MGE world and an Alice in a costume.
Fun fact: if you are unmarried man and wonders around in costume in Halloween night undead mgs would basically view it as a proposal and would snatch you away since Halloween in MGE world was celebrated because that day is when Hel, the goddess of death's magic leaks into the living world and resurrects many deads so people started to dress up as monsters and corpses to make the newly risen undeads feel more welcome

>>37148198
thats honestly one of the nicest things ive heard about the mge settting

>>37148023
I had a farm. But they rebelled and now they take turns milking my semen. They just took the measurements of my ring finger HEL-

>>37148023
Well, there's my wife. She's the love of my life, and the one I spend the most time with, and the only one who will eventually have my children.
And then there's her friends, that she occasionally calls in to gang up on me. My wife understands my tastes and weaknesses, and loves to watch me squirm. Being cornered at outnumbered definitely induces squirming.

And then there's various fluffy things I might end up taking home if I'm really tired or off my meds.
After a rough day, I just want to cuddle. It's not my fault tails can be so sensitive. The mail squirrel was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

>>37147410
I love how KC has been throwing in a lot of lore like this, I hope someone is archiving all his rambles.
Please no I don't want to go to TCO's rape dimension

>>37148153
I openeded it and there was a ghost

>>37148198
> if you are unmarried man and wonders around in costume in Halloween night undead mgs would basically view it as a proposal
Holy crap the rape shitposts were right!

>>37148245
>this picture again
Not very smart, are you?

>>37148258

>>37148198
>undead appreciation day
surprisingly heartwarming

>>37142000
I wonder if monster girls will start spreading rumors that men are purposefully breaking the rules abd mock them like “Ehhhh, do you really want to suck my tits, Anon?” all smug while unbuttoning their shirts and stripping (You)
>>37145030
Sounds like you need a lot of public Cheshire rape so you understand Bogies aren’t good for you and so your dick gets addicted to Cheshire pussy

Is there any interest in having KC's entire twitter archived? I could probably put it in an excel document or something.

the inevitable

>>37145367
Male whores are probably the ones receiving more severe punishments sinc ethey should have tons of wives (all the clients of the brothel) and STILL try to walk alone in dangerous streets without an escort

Just two strangers getting a little cardio, nothing to see here

>>37148394
Just his own tweets, without the retweeted art, probably. There is a lot of lore he puts out.

>>37148378
>t.seething cheshire that is mad that the new girl stole her place as the superior teaser

>>37148408
Running with the devil~

>>37148378
But they told me they would show me something funny…

It's that day. The day that you become food for the undead.

Personally, I'm gonna feed my body to a horde of violent ghouls locked away in a crypt.

>>37148532
>being this guillible
The police isn’t paid enough for their job.

>>37148562
Monsters never lie! Or that’s what I’ve been told

>>37148548
I’m going to feed myself to the undead tentacles

>>37148615
That's very dangerous, anon!

>>37148562
can she even fly with those? need a succ who can carry me while she flies or give me wing hugs

>>37148622
Danger makes me harder than steel, cause nothing makes you want to fuck like death nipping at your heels

>>37148646
>ascended undead tentacles with wight style draining touch
what could go wrong. you could even have them be ashen from the immolated tentacle forest for flavor

Yetipire!

>>37147910
perfect size for a cat

>tfw the waifu has switched to cultivating tentacle plants ever since the slime pit started gaining sentience

>>37148684
Impressive.

>>37148198
>Hel, the goddess of death's magic leaks into the living world and resurrects many deads so people started to dress up as monsters and corpses to make the newly risen undeads feel more welcome
Isn't it basically that Mexican day of the dead rather than Halloween?

>>37148629
Pretty sure the wings can grow bigger or smaller depending on the need. Like when lamias coil around you with their tail

Which monster girl could mindbreak me just by explaining something complicated to my dumb ass?

>>37148672
>they live in an abandoned mansion in undead town
>they are the master of a manor filled with undead plants monsters as their servants

>>37148762
Have you tried shog, mindflayer, or abyss hakutaku

>>37148773
i do wonder what sort of knowledge transfer might occur when a haku touches any chaos species

>>37148732
the custome thing is an american invention irc.

What weapons is your wife carrying at any given time?

>>37148732

>>37148884
Demonrealm silver spear

https://twitter.com/L_buffer/status/1454828069986856964/photo/1
Jiang Shis are getting too strong, bros! We humans are in danger! Our reputation is already the worst as monster rape-bait, if they carry us to next town like that all monsters are just gonna laugh and schlick to us like we are a free semen milkshake!

>>37149040
L Buffer is becoming Doskoinpo-lite, and that both concerns and arouses me.

>>37149040
he's been in a touhou frenzy lately and i'm loving it

>>37149137
>Ne-ne, Anon, you really gotta help me loosen up today.

>>37149098
What do you
>chekc other tweets
> https://mobile.twitter.com/L_buffer/status/1451569257435713540/photo/1
I got a new favorite artist UNF

I want to be a healer but I don't want to be a healslut. Is there a work around I can use to avoid that?

>>37149040
the best kind of bondage, being tied to and attached to someone who is fucking your brains out. Only way to make it better is to be swapped the right way up

>>37149231
Don't make yourself a slut for healing monsters; make monsters sluts for yout heals.

>>37149231
Thats like asking for a burger without the puns or pizza without the crust

>>37149231
>Show up to heal.
>Don't fall for harlot temptations
>Explain the mechanics of the fight so they can avoid damage.
>Heal them when they get damaged cause they wanted to show off

>>37149261
Genius, thanks. Mix in some eromancy

>>37149255

>>37149343
Perfect.

>>37149231
>YOUR LIFE IS IN MY HANDS, NOW BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR TASTE THE PAIN

I really want KC to take LSD or shrooms or something and create the most nightmarish and strange monster girl he can. Black Alice from MGQ type shit. I want to see the depths of the mans imagination, and what the shoggoth's old masters were really like

>>37149343
ummm human boys are NOT belly warmers!

>>37149505
Idk this chick is pretty out there

>>37149558
oh no, he got the worse cat

what do I do If I have a bicorn stalker?

>>37139971
it's been a good couple days

>>37149656
isnt her source material a normalfag now?

I like the idea of a mage or some kind of slime having another slime as their companion/minion/familiar that isn't shaped like a girl (usually) but is normally just a blob, which the mage's husband is pushed onto. the blob restrains his arms and legs and keeps him trapped while the mage does what they want with him. Could also be used for husband storage, or keeping him inside it with just his dick outside to use him as a dildo, like in
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3734369

>>37149665
i have no idea how to interpret that sentence nor do i want you to explain it.

>>37149676
dark matter may just be the girl for you

Need skinwalker monstergirl gf

>>37149550
who/what is she

>tfw no Heartless monster gf

>>37149705
Roper, former princess from Fallen Maidens.

>>37149713
Would a Heartless also have a Dusk or Nobody?

>>37149505
Anon you might be not aware of this, but humans can be the biggest monsters.

>>37139840
https://files.catbox.moe/okf8ae.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/u076ty.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/9or17t.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/j68hn9.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/9bi3wr.mp4
Does your waifu have slick dance moves?

>>37149713
>tfw no monster girl gf to milk you dry with cruel efficiency, treating you like a toy or cow

>>37149505
>Black Alice from MGQ
ah yes, the "this isn't even my final form" mg

>>37149721
yup

>>37149738
Sounds like something a very strong automaton or undead monster girl would do.
>Defeat her final, strongest form by calling her cute.

>>37149721
>tfw no heartless and nobody bigamy

>>37149756
Its not bigamy if its the same girl twice.

Happy Birthday Miia

>>37139840

>>37149782
Adorable

>>37139840

>>37145897
She can become a monster girl.

>>37146798
She looks more like Mu Cephei.

>>37149692
like the idea, but id want one thats smarter and the art KC did isn't my thing. I want a taller, big tiddy dark matter

>>37149682
She seethed because of normies, but now she is having sex 24/7 while all the other monsters seethe

>>37150076
if only there was some sort of scholarly, lonely and desperate elementalist dark matter that was also an author.
in your defense her titties are more on the medium size.

>>37150076
>id want one thats smarter
Got you covered.

Reminder if your human classmate started No Nut November, monster girls are allowed by law to keep him here for the remainder of the month

>>37150121
>>37150106
oh this is good

>>37150208
>tfw the unicorn healer keeps molesting you to "check for injuries"

>>37149646
>Wat do?
Fuck the Bicorn... tenderly and lovingly.
And only the Bicorn.
Without cuckoldry, she might even turn white again.

>>37148884
She causes enough damage as it is.

>>37150247
same, thank god the city understands the plight of having a literal bulldozer as a wife

>>37150235
>And only the Bicorn
but anon, if you don't cuck your horse then her bicorn friends are going to make fun of her

>>37150124
Ms T. Nuki of Nuki, Nuki & Nuki says:
>Remember that if your Anon has made a 'NoNot' vow all MGs must respect it.
She also notes:
>It's NoNut not NoFuck, so you can fuck them for 30days straight, as long as they don't Nut until 00:01 on 1 December...

>>37150235
easier said than done, she's a rich, haughty ojou that has a fuckton of monsters just waiting for her to give the signal to rape me

>>37150274
imagine the cumplosions on that day

>>37150274
Wtf but 29 days of orgasm denial would break his poor mind! He should have his guardianship given to Jinkos for protection!

>>37139840

>>37150274
Based

>>37150274
if thats the case, I'll just ask the local dark mage coven to give me something so I can sleep for a month in their place completely defenseless against getting raped or molested in my sleep cause I can trust in very old and wise monsters to not do that and give me a palvovian response to their presence

>>37149731
Of course.

Gonna bully the combat model automatons that they were primarily built to take human cock

>>37150655
>>3715065
Yeah, they were.... why ya think they have a pussy shaped charging port?

>>37150331
yes please

What does the church think about no nut November?

>>37150613
Is this MMD or Koikatsu?

>>37150695
Fine if you don't have a wife to take your seed, grave sin if you have one.

>>37150695
God made humans to procreate. Therefore it’s a grave sin punishable with at least three months of rape to an eternity of marriage

>>37150761
seeing her smile is kind of weird

I've established communications with the MGE world, but because all of you are faggots, I'm making sure you all are setup with cait siths and matangos, maybe an atlach-nacha or two. Except for my two broskis though, gonna make sure they get the harems they want or close as possible to.

Heh, shouldn't a fucked with the wrong anon. All you had to do was go reply and respond nicely to my posts. Tough luck, laddies.

>>37150761
Good to hear now angels can't punish men and claim it's a sin anymore

>>37150712
Koikatsu, you can load MMD animations in it thanks to modding.

>>37150768
smiling angels are a troubling portent

>>37150761
so its a sin both to masturbate and a sin not to as well?

>>37150776
Seethe on your own time and just toss me to the tentacle pits then

>>37150797
No, it's a sin to masturbate because you're not putting your seed in your wife.

>>37150811
but, I don't have one....

>>37150821
also a sin

>>37150821
You better get one soon if you want to ever ejaculate.

>>37150829
>>37150835
so how do I both absolve my sins and get a wife at the same time?

>>37150806
You're gonna get a single cait sith, and that's it. She's gonna mean to you and bitch at you if you don't have all the chores done by the time dinner is ready. Better hope your work doesn't keep you over. And dinner? It's gonna be raw tuna and milk. Not even holst milk either. Just crappy processed milk you buy in a carton

>It’s a sin to masturbate
>It’s a sin to cum in your sleep
>It’s a sin to get hard from a lady not your wife
This is how you push desperate men into the arms of waiting monsters, stupid angels

>>37150776
Joke's on you, I will make that Matango good.

>>37150842
if you nut in a monster for a while all the worries go away. you can buy indulgences from the church later.

>>37150889
how about a monster who is also a nun?

>>37150897
oh no, that's implausible

>>37139840

Does anyone know of other Order-approved media about loving human wives protecting their husbands from being defiled by monstergirls?

>>37150904
wanna bet?

I really like the idea of a large Ushi Oni nun who runs a human/momano orphanage while defending the children against all kinds of threats

>>37150953
How does the keep out the lolibabas?

>>37150981
by playing classic rock and seeing if they like it

>>37150981
The Ushi can see through their lies
And has seen enough terror on this mortal journey to effortlessly instill it in others with little more than a glare

>>37150953
>tfw ywn be the one orphan who stays with her and become her husband

>>37150867
Angels, just like lilims, are not very smart

I'd love it if I got cornered by a huge, scary Hellhound brimming with muscles and then got my face licked by her.

>>37148394
I heard MGR saves and translates them?

>>37151052
Not all of them, only the larger ones.
And there are 10 years worth of them, dude has 20k tweets.

>>37151109
Ah, this week's ancient evil.

what spooky tales would you tell your wife on this day?

>>37149700
Literally Wendigo since fuckers from /x/ always confuse the two.

>>37151123
>"And then... SHE KEKED HIM!"
And that's why I'm not allowed to tell scary stories anymore at Eros church camp.
Too many nightmares.

>>37151122
do ancient evils get self conscious when ancienter evils show up and they're not the new hotness anymore?

Reader beware! You're in for a scare!

>>37151152
>KEKED
Ah, didn't realize that word was filtered these days.
The more you know.

They're each so cool...

>>37151123
I usually round them off with a twist about the husband wearing a condom, scares her pretty stiff.

>>37139840

>>37139840
I love monster girls.

>>37151076
>dude has 20k tweets
Really? Is this with retweets or his own only? Seems too much since KC rarely tweets unlike others who post their every meal, gacha roll and shit
Do they save his sikrit tweeter as well? I heard he posts lore tidbits there

>>37151123
all I do is tell them about the llorona and the cock stealer

tell me about MGC anons

How hard is it to convince a Shoggoth to let you larp as her servant?

>>37151344
that would be like god telling you that she wants to be slave. Thats how it is for shogs

>>37151341
the natural habitat of the OL

>>37151341
what do you want to know anon?

>>37151362
City planning and public transport

>>37151341
home of the best AG circuit in the league

>>37151362
does QM break time symmetry?

>>37151352
In long term I'd rather be on equal terms with my Shog wife, the larp can be for like one day.

>>37151341
I wish the MGC police would stop harassing me.
I've been taken into custody 3 times this week for "disturbing the peace by being cute and single"

>>37151371
>Public transport
MGC has some of the finest transport infrastructure on the continent, extensive light rail, subway, tram and trolley bus networks connect almost every part of the city, you'll never need travel alone in a car again!

>>37151413
Did you tell them you're not cute?

>>37151413
Just marry one of them already. The monster police can't all be married at this point, right?

>>37151371
can't tell much about the first thing, but be weary of old hags in long coats that cover their body, as well monsters that are a little too handsy on the train. Also don't look any monster that is schlicking right in the eye. FInally, Be on the lookout for molesting trains or trains filled with molesting monsters. They have a schedule that you have to learn or you'll get raped by a bunch of old fat hags

>>37151371
>city planning
your gonna have to wait for an autist to draw up a layout before we can get that anon

>>37151422
Yes, but they told me lying to police is a crime.

>>37151444
wish I was better at Sim City and Cities: Skylines...

>>37151382
bah! a waste of money if you ask me, plus I can never get to sleep when the race season starts with all the music they blast at the events
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fvWG7gv3HE&t

>>37151432
>"Stop! You're under arrest under suspicion of being cute while single!"
>"Ugh, again? What if I just marry one of you, would that get you off my back?"
>Monster police.exe has stopped responding
I can just imagine all the spaghetti that would get spilled. At least it's a good way to get out of a speeding ticket.

>Are you lost? It's a good thing you found my house, otherwise you would've been lost in these woods forever!

>>37151490
>nah miss it's fine!, my Ma taught be a teleport spell!

>>37151447
If you were ever told by any girls you're ugly, you could fall back on that.

>>37151478
for me it's G-tek

>>37151490
>the forest deages you to a shota
>You also get very lonely so you'd cling to the first person you'd find

>>37151509
yeah well the gremlins got banned from the league for the second time after they harassed the automaton team

>>37151503
>Tell the cops about how you were bullied as a kid and got called ugly by all the human girls
That's one way to end up with a "special protection unit"

>>37151362
what's the climate like around the city?

>>37151354

>>37151490
no, I just woke up here and have no clue who I am

>>37151354
It truly is. The undead office pfft must be preserved.

Is anyone willing to edit this to feature a Hellhound instead of Dirlewanger?

>>37151563
>>37151552
>>37151354
how do I avoid these predators?

>>37151564
I'm pretty sure you already asked this and were told to fuck off the last time.

>>37151589
don't show fear or lust when they appear outside or in the train and keep on walking if they start catcalling you

>>37151589
avoid watercoolers and elevators

>>37151552
>j-job?

Built for dragonborn cock

>>37151546
>climate
It varies from moist to dripping wey

>>37151589
There is no way, I’m sorry anon, it’s just business.

>>37151564
literally 46 gorillion hours in GIMP

>>37151563
>Ah! She's stepping on my report!

>>37151677
Thank you.

>>37151589
just stay at home lmao

>monstergirl trick-or-treaters
>it's all lolis in super revealing costumes trying to get you to invite them in