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3712754 No.3712754 [Reply] [Original]

Marisa is always looking for more spellbooks. So I thought what I'd do is give her the Bible for her birthday. It's the only one in Gensokyo. But she needs it more than I do. Please God, help her find you. She's my best friend!

>> No.3712759

The fuck?

>> No.3712763 [DELETED] 
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3712763

That's quite enough of that.

>> No.3712761
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3712761

There is no reaction image that describes how I feel about a SHINTO PRIESTESS PRAYING AT A CHRISTIAN SHRINE.

>> No.3712765

>>3712761
Good point. Maybe once more people donate to the Hakurei Church, she can get rid of those Shinto clothes and buy herself a nice habit!

>> No.3712767

>>3712765
Once again:
The fuck?

>> No.3712770
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3712770

Yes! Bring forth the only true religion.

The religion of SCIENCE!

>> No.3712771

>>3712761
>SHRINE
Kirshitans aren't poor,you know.

>> No.3712772
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>>3712754

>> No.3712780

No, don't you know what's happening in this picture? Yumemi just attacked Reimu, and Reimu's trying to cast the bomb spell to counter it!

>> No.3712829
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>> No.3712882

>picture of Reimu
>mention of Marisa
>"she's my best friend"

Aren't they always trying to kill eachother?

>> No.3712887

>>3712882
What. Do you have them confused with Kaguya and Mokou?

>> No.3712895

>>3712882
What.
They're rivals fighting over loot, at the most.

>> No.3712904

>>3712895
Alice and Marisa are the sometimes rivals that fight over loot. Reimu just fights for money.

>> No.3712965
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>>3712882
Marisa might've been trying to kill Reimu in the 90's games, but they're cool now.

>> No.3713009
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>>3712904
Reimu fights for the loot so she can sell it to Marisa/Alice at ridiculous prices.

>> No.3713023

>>3713009
Marisa and Alice are too smart for that, they know Reimu doesn't have anyone else to sell to.

>> No.3713028
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3713028

If I ever woke up in Gensokyo I would preach the religion of Christ, because those polytheistic infidels in Japan need the one and true God.

And then I would burn down the forest of magic, since God says that whoever does not believe in Him must die.

>> No.3713039
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>>3713028

Your god says a lot and leaves the dirty work to you.
Our god bashes the skull of the infidel with rods from space.

Our god is an awesome god. Amen.

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>>3713028
Good luck getting to them before Byakuren turns them all into Buddhists.

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>>3713039

Is a Man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?

...

No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God.

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>>3713061

Our god is fine with whatever you like to do with your sweat, as long as you present yourself bathed around her.

>> No.3713085

>>3713028 And then I would burn down the forest of magic
Dude, no.

God made this planet. Every mountain, river, and forest. If you burn down a forest, that's like vandalizing God's garden.

>> No.3713090

>>3713028
I wish we still had Christian missionaries who would burn down forests in the name of their god. Missionaries nowadays are such pussies.

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>>3713090

Pauperes commilitones Christi Templique Solomonici.

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>>3713112
CROSS COUNTER!

>> No.3713128

>>3713028
Alice believes in God
I mean, her mother fought him and stuff

>> No.3713250

>>3713085
It is. But He said we could do anything we want with it. He gave us dominion over all of the earth and its animals.

>> No.3713273

>>3713250

Do you love your god?

>> No.3713282

>>3713250
Trees aren't animals.

>> No.3713299

>>3713282
Trees are part of the earth

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>>3713299
Suwako can manipulate trees. Got it.

>> No.3713417

When these threads get semi-serious I always get confused about if there are really christfags on here or not.

>> No.3713426

>>3713417
Christ was a pretty cool guy, nothing wrong with being a fag for him.

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