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>BAZILLION

STGOTY

what's a bazillion

Yuyuko told me to tell you she has a little somethin' somethin' she needs done

Problem anonymous?

GRAZE DON'T GROW ON TREES

TWO-PITS
(also, she has many balls)

>>3711318
Yes miss Yukari, I have a problem. I can't FEEL IT anymore.

You lookin' at Myon, huh?
They lookin' at you boy?

EVERYONE IS TYPE B.

(hint: She is not your friend)

(it's medicinial)

Sup, /v/?
How's MW2?

>>3712978

I wish there was a game in which you explore Post-Apocalyptic Gensokyo and kill raiding Youkai.

Diablo with guns.

>>3712986
Why limit yourself to Gensokyo? After an apocalypse, the youkai in Gensokyo would obviously go forth and multiply in the rest of the world.

>>3712994

Because Gensokyo is fuckin' huge?

With each iteration of the games, it's grown bigger and bigger until it's now a small self-contained planet

I assure you that I would not grow bored. But this idea sounds good, too.

>>3712986

In Gensokyo, youkai exorcise YOU!

Do want to kill youkai in the streets of Chicago.

There ain't no rest for the youkai

>>3713005

/r/ golden tits

Bullets don't grow on trees

>>3712998
No it doesn't. It's just that it hasn't been explored yet, that's all. Stuff like the Netherworld barrier breaking doesn't count.

You know you want this.

>>3713007
I'm sorry to disappoint but I do not think I can comply.
Beatrice disapproves.
(-15)

>>3713013
Our knowledge of it's environs grows bigger, is what I'm sure other anon meant.

>>3713015
She looks like a penis in the thumbnail.

I want to battle youkai in a variety of stereotypical and occasionally misinformed backdrops from around the world.

>>3713017

Well, if I build a gigantic mansion and invite people to dinner parties in your name(during which they die in various horrible ways), will I get in?

"When you enter underground, you'll meet a cute little youkai."

Borderlands was a pretty fun game.

>>3713024
Do you even have the knowhow to build a mansion?

>>3713027
Yes. Befriend oni, ask graciously for help.

>>3713022
>>3713013

Right, and considering how much more of if there is to explore, we have a technically boundless space available. Gensokyo continue to expand in size per game as more of it is explored, and very soon we'll find ourselves encountering whole new continents.

>>3711288
plz stop spammen ure shitty board at www RAKRRGWEtalk com ( replace "RAKRRGWE" w/ "anon" ) were tire'd of ure's fuckin spam an ddos attack's , also stop lyen aboat us plox now gtfo btard's

>>3713027

Piece of piss! I could have it done in a year or so, and even build a secret S&M dungeon below so that I can grope some GOLDEN TITS in relative peace and quiet.

I'm gonna take a page outta ol' Goldsmith's book and chain you to my bed too.

>>3713031
I don't think they would know how to make houses either.
Wait how are houses and shit even built in Gensokyo.

>>3713036
No please don't that would be mean.

>>3713044

Don't lie. You enjoy all the kinky S&M play, or you would have been relentlessly toying with Battler.

check me out everybody, I'm dancin', I'm dancin'

>>3713044
It's a good question.

WHERE DOES THE GLASS COME FROM
WHERE DOES THE METAL COME FROM

How big is the human "village", anyway? It seems like for the infrastructure to survive they'd need much more inhabitants than just a few farmers.

They might have some of this stuff from the Kappa, but I had though the Kappa-Human relationship hadn't been too fantastic - humans being the xenophobic youkai-hating lot that they are.

>>3712978
Needs a gap

>>3713067
What. Kappa and humans have a pretty good relationship. They made the dragon statue in the middle of the village.

>>3713088
Well. For youkai and humans, anyway. They don't bother each other.

>>3713088
>>3713092
But what do the humans trade with the Kappa?

Fresh newborns as rare delicacies?

Pleasant fireside chats?

Hot human sexings?

>>3713098

Shirikodama.

Marisa Kirisame (as the Witch)

>>3713100
So free access to asses.

Eh, could be worse.

>>3713067
There might have been enough of a pre-border village there to explain some of it. I don't know. Maybe old cars fall into Gensokyo and they work the scrap into farming tools.

Considering how much shit falls through the border, you could probably salvage a lot of glass and metal and other materials.

>>3713111
>>3713111
>>3713122

Let's face the ugly truth.

Humans are enslaved and put to work in quarries, mine-shafts, and such to dig for precious metals, ores, and gems.

That's where your glass and metal comes from.

>>3713111
So how do the three faries get their perfect French windows?

(inb4 France)

>>3713134
>implying glass comes from underground deposits and not from easily accessible silicate such as sand

>>3713138
Fairy magic lets them make things as frou-frou as they like.

>>3713104
I'd play as Marisa.