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Can someone help me understand this shit? Eirin, and some other Lunarians, are supposed to be beings that were conscious millions of years before humans were even around, right? And this of course means they've had millions of years more time to develop compared to humanity, which of course means they're way more technologically advanced than humanity by a long shot, even if they've only moved to the moon a few thousand years ago.

So why the FUCK are they having any trouble whatsoever doing whatever the hell they please on Earth? I've just read Kaguya's Official Profile in the Imperishable Night game folder, and it mentions that, somehow, humans have invaded the moon and the war is "slightly in their favor".

Uhhh... HOW???? How the hell are they having any trouble suppressing this "human invasion"? Have they been sitting on their ass for thousands of years doing fuckall? Where's the advanced technology we've been hearing about? A human superpower country from 100 years ago would stand no chance against a human superpower country today, meanwhile the Lunarians have a thousands-of-years long gap and still struggle against modern humans? The fuck?

>But don't worry, we have the wisdom and pride of our millennia of history... We will never lose.
Lmao

On an unrelated note, does this actually mean humanity at large is kind of stronk? I always assumed Yukari and similar guys could just curbstomp all the non-magical world, but somehow they're kicking the lunarians ass.

>> No.37118141

>>37118111
Also also on a sorta related note, does this mean human governments are at least somewhat aware of the supernatural aspects of their world? NASA knows there was at least something on the moon and 'covered it up', I wonder what else they and other government entities know.

>> No.37118348

>>37118111
>does this actually mean humanity at large is kind of stronk
yes. the youkai FEARS the human

>> No.37118395

The aliens are hesitant to attack because they saw gurren lagann and thought it was a documentary

>> No.37118457

>>37118111
The main weakness lunarians have is impurity. If you are familiar with wh40k, think of it as an army of normal soldiers having to face down a handful of great unclean ones.

>> No.37118498

>>37118111
>Lunarians, are supposed to be beings that were conscious millions of years before humans were even around, right?
No, they were human sages that fled to the moon in order to achieve immortality
Regarding the "war", keep in mind that Kaguya only heard rumors about it, probably Reisen heard some gossip from the dumb moonrabbit

>> No.37119094

>>37118395
We gave em the ol' one-two back in the Apollo days. They should have learned their lesson

>> No.37119113

>>37118498
What do you mean? There most certainly was a war, that's why the events of Imperishable Night happened in the first place. Reisen was gonna be recruited for the war, so they made a fake moon to block the only way from the moon to earth, unbeknownst to them that the Hakurei barrier served the same purpose.

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37119539

>>37118111
USA is the most powerful country.

>> No.37119994

I thought the "war" was only a bunch of moon rabbits sabotaging Apollo 11

>> No.37120378

lunarian genocide best day of my life

>> No.37122806

americans dying even today thanks to lunarians
Byakuren bless them

>> No.37122947

>>37122806
What do you mean? It was a phyrric "victory" over a bunch of math/physics nerds who merely retreated.

>> No.37123079

>>37122947
ever since they set foot on the moon the mortality rate in America increased every year. Coincidence?

>> No.37124752

>>37123079
This attack on democracy cannot stand. We need to nuke the moon.

>> No.37125169

>>37118457
They had no trouble beating the shit out of the gang in SSiB or thwarting the plans of youkai like Yukari for millennia though? The humans should be objectively one of the weakest forces they could face and yet somehow they're losing.

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37125239

>>37125169
Yeah, they had no issue beating the lulzrocket crew, because their powers are magic based, which originated from the moon.

But the astronauts do not use magic.

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37125258

>>37118111
>I always assumed Yukari and similar guys could just curbstomp all the non-magical world
If that were the case, Gensokyo wouldn't need to exist.

>>37125169
Replace fairies with humans here. Basically the same.

>> No.37125287

>>37125258
>If that were the case, Gensokyo wouldn't need to exist.
why was the first idea to humans losing belief in magic to create some magical safe space instead of just, doing magic to make humans believe in magic again? if some youkai went on a rampage that would be undeniable proof that the supernatural still exists, no?

>> No.37125448

>>37125287
>doing magic to make humans believe in magic again?
Because humans can also use magic. Enough technology to not fear the dark, enough mysticism to hunt the youkai in the light. It's not a good space to be in. If some youkai went on a rampage, they'd get the Hellsing organization or the burial agency or SCP or the Ghostbusters or something brought down on them. Besides that, they literally don't exist. You could probably take a pill and kill a youkai. It's not a matter of magic which would just become another science, it's that youkai are used to explain explainable phenomena like echos and losing your way.

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>>37125448
>it's that youkai are used to explain explainable phenomena like echos and losing your way.
Literally, "Yukari did it".

>> No.37126243

>>37125529
Yukari doesn't do anything but sleep 20 hours a day, 9 months a year.

>> No.37127760

>>37126243
that sounds nice

>> No.37129397

>>37118111
>How the hell are they having any trouble suppressing this "human invasion"?
Simply put, lunar bunnies are just incompetent. Have you read Silent Sinner in Blue? For some reason they train like fucking WWI soldiers. In human sci-fi soldiers are loaded up with cyborg augs and instantly made proficient through knowledge download but since lunarians are piss baby pussy footed bitches they're too scared to augment themselves even if they're obviously at the technology level to do so. They have guns, guns that should be far more advanced then anything humans have, guns that should have fucking aimbot and other goodies. Impurity shouldn't stop a bullet (though they may be reluctant to kill since death = impurity).

>> No.37129654

>>37129397
>though they may be reluctant to kill since death = impurity
That didn't stop them from attacking Apollo 13

>> No.37130078

>>37129654
Killing on Earth is fine. Death must not happen in the Moon.

>> No.37130215

>>37130078
>Death must not happen in the Moon
Then they would have a problem if Apollo 13 collided with the Moon, killing the crew.

>> No.37130403

>>37130215
>lol lets base our entire society, powersets, and immortality around a gimmick that can be countered with something as simple as someone putting fish in our seas
why did they ever think this was a good idea.

>> No.37130521

>>37123079
America has been going to complete shit ever since the Apollo 15 mission
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com

>> No.37135562

>>37130521
>oh no, the poor are getting poorer while the rich get richer
this is happening everywhere though

>> No.37135679

>>37118395
I laughed.

>> No.37137659

>>37118348
what is it about the human warrior that inspires such fear?

>> No.37137672

>>37118111
>Have they been sitting on their ass for thousands of years doing fuckall?
you have been sitting in your room doing fuckall for years too who the hell are you to judge the lunarians

>> No.37137820

>>37118498
If i remember correctly humans landed on the moon, the lunarians panicked thinking it was an invasian and reisen deserted the army.

>> No.37137887

>>37129397
Although the moon reisein seemed somewhat competent, it really seems there are only a few entities like the Watatsuki Sisters, Sagume, and previously Eirin who carry the Lunarians in strength by having strong abilities or being competent enough to use the technology.

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37137898

>>37137659
foolish youkai like to think themselves the undisputed monsters of the world
but the wise know that youkai were merely born from the dark dreams of man, for it is truly man that is the most monstrous of all

>> No.37139645

>>37137898
19 9/9 when

>> No.37141407

>>37137887
Has millennia of decadence and arrogance weakened the Lunar Capital so? Are they like a Fallen Empire in Stellaris?

>> No.37141651

>>37118111
Humanity: Freedom
Lunarians: no Freedom

simple as

>> No.37142776

>>37141651
Lunarians: Post-Scarity Utopia
Humanity: Divided Dystopia

simple as.

>> No.37143535

>>37142776
>Post-Scarity Utopia
They are hierarchical theocratic (the rulers are kami, after all) society, that uses native moon rabbits as cheap labour force and cannon fodder.

>> No.37144320

>>37118111
Personally, I like to think that the Lunarians don't understand human society and think we are out to get them.
And so the "war" is just a huge military build-up based on a misunderstanding.

But that's just my headcannon

>> No.37150449

>>37143535
Sub-lunarians are used as slaves? Sounds like a utopia to me

>> No.37150765

>>37150449
>Sub-lunarians are used as slaves?
No, not lunarians – moon rabbits. They are the natives.

Lunarians are humans (and kami) who migrated to the moon in the ancient times.

>> No.37152035

>>37118111
Impurity, I'd guess. But impurity doesn't stop you from using a stun gun or tranquilizers, so I dunno. Impurity also didn't stop them from beating up Remilia's gaggle of fools or stop Toyohime from walking on Earth's surface.

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37154240

>>37118111
The Lunarians are a bunch of schizos with a victim complex. They're like those Karens that will throw themselves at the ground acting like you punched them if you so much as sneeze in their general direction

>> No.37156355

>>37118111
Basically this >>37129397
One day humans are going to start colonizing the moon for realsies and the lunarians are gonna have a very bad time. Complacency, decadence, and old lords clinging onto their thrones has led them down a path of incompetence and unworthy arrogance, they're practically begging to get their shit kicked in by an underdog.

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>>37124752

>> No.37165346

>>37118111
>I don't understand Lunarians
you are not autistic enough then

>> No.37175026

>>37150765
>moon rabbits. They are the natives.
Do we know that for sure? The Lunarians might have brought rabbits with them, maybe done some gene splicing.

>> No.37175097

>>37156355
When you think about it this seems like a allegory to whst happened to China.

>> No.37175103

>>37175097
The Lunar Capital is ZUN's stand-in for China, and Hell is his stand-in for the US

>> No.37175173

>>37124752
> nuke the moon
If you blow enough nukes it can create shockwave powerfull enough to obliterate anything that touches surface. Probably wont work though since this is just a sneeze compared to meteor bombardments

>> No.37175191

>>37119539
DIE RABBITS DIE!

>> No.37175217

>>37141651
>>37142776
Simple as WHAT. Finish your sentences you philistines.

>> No.37175319

>>37118141
>Stargate Project
>Esoteric Nazism
>Wewelsburg Castle
>Nina Kulagina
>Ian Stevenson reincarnation researches

Those are the ones that i know the most.
There is probably more that i don't know Or the government never opened to the public.

>> No.37175751

>>37175217
yous a retard
simple as.

>> No.37175994

'Ate lunarians.
Love humans.
Simple as.

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