/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37120101
its a doggy dog world

>>37120122
Damn, look at that cake.....

what kind of voice do you imagine bogie has?

>>37120161
Cake?

>>37120192
Something that this fox had too much of

>>37120192

>>37120233
Her terms are acceptable.

There will be absolutely ZERO ear molestation in this thread.

>>37120122
>>37120192
Are these the american foxes I keep hearing about?

For Halloween, young monstergirls go out dressed as the most evil monster of them all.
It turns out it's man.

>>37120290
I think not.

>>37120308
Dressed as men specifically, or humans in general?

>dark mage wife asks you what would you name your son and daughter
>you answer: Hansel and Gretel
>she did not find that amusing at all

>>37120373
>she did not find that amusing at all
Too bad.

>>37120336
old-world feminists

>>37120333
no please i like my brain just the way it is please dont

Bogie momster

why r there no mind reading mgs?

>>37120458
what about bogie momsters?

Pollute your line with flabby foxes

>>37120460

>>37120469
Ok, just makes sure they are old too

Gonna spend Halloween testing potions with my Dark Mage mentor. She seems pretty excited about the "fat dick shota" potion she whipped up.

>>37120460
Mindflayers, shogs and anyone magic probably can

>>37120524
What are they feeding those foxes?

is there any in this thread with authority to treat with me?

>>37120469
Why do they have to be flabby? I'd rather bless my decendents with the genes of a fit fox with purple fluff

>>37120546
an all-american diet plus american holst milk

>>37120546
I don't know, but I want to give them more.

>>37120555
Depends on whether they just overate or not. Being fat doesn't have to be genetic, breed away.

>>37120555
That fox has really nice eyebrows.
>>37120555
Right, strong foxes are very breedable.

>>37118972
>more Polar Bear girls than humans
>big, fluffy arctic fox girls rubbing against you at the grocery store
>even summer nights get cold, so your White Horn wife has to snuggle you tight in bed

https://mobile.twitter.com/Contllenge/status/1454052189207367686/photo/1
Trick or treat gone wrong

>Falling asleep on manticore wife's stomach after they brutally drain you

>>37120524
>>37120469
>>37120560
>>37120572
I WANT TO BREED AND MARRY RAN

>>37120682
That's the intended effect on any healthy man.

>>37120682
Fuck you, fight me

>>37120682
Youkai breeder!

>>37120737
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

>>37120733
Ran is so fucking hot...

>>37120737
you cannot win against me.

>>37120759
Are you sure?

>>37120543
no doesn't count that garbage on a technicality.
its like how people call q charge wireless even though the point of calling things wireless wasn't literally meaning no wires but that things could intersect with each other flexibly over distances.

>>37120101

>>37120737
Loser has to be Ran

>>37120799
Dammit Sega, why did you have to fuck up so badly on that game?

>"This new generation of warrior mamono just don't want to put in the legwork. All these hinezoomers and lizardmillenials think 'oh, he beat me at thumbwrestling' or 'guess he wins in Street Fucker 46' mean that he's the one.
>"Back in my day, you found a man that could actually beat your ass! Or if you couldn't find one, you trained one!"
>"Maybe these new men are just lazy. Too afraid to put in the sweat, blood, and tears to beat a girl properly, in real combat! It's a demon lord damned shame, I tell ya."
> "Yes, I'm still single. That isn't relevant. Shut up."

>>37120795
well they can, its just got touch range

>>37120844
need more mg ol

>>37120844
hope I don't have to stay late at work whilst there's an office spider on the prowl

>>37120101

>>37107568
>>37107942
>>37109378
>>37109839
>>37109906
>>37110938
Alright, here is the Greentext I said I'd make. Also to set expectations, this is not going to be an ongoing series. Just a one-shot sort of deal. Plus I prolly should have mentioned this is a modern day setting.

Background music for the story:
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H3bUAbklzcc&list=LL&index=4

>"This is Major Iris Von Grestin, I'am the commander 14th Cavalry brigade of the 8th Demon Realm Armies. Our task was to siege the Human State of Leiden, overthrow it's human majority and Order Church-leaning Government who we have designated as "The Conservatives of Leiden." Or should I say that WAS supposed to be our main objective, unfortunately things got both worse and extremely complicated. Yes you are hearing the sounds of explosions from artillery, missiles, tank shells. And yes you are hearing gunfire, air raid sirens and yes you are also hearing the sounds of jets and aircraft roaring above the skies. But no, we are not invading nor besieging the Capital of Leiden. We are currently in a special operations mission to help evacuate fellow Monstergirl Operatives who've engaged in espionage in Leiden and numerous pro-monstergirl VIPs out of the capital. For in case you are not aware dear listener, as of March 31, 2024. The realm of Leiden, it's counties and especially it's Capital of Leidenville are engaged in a violent Civil War. A Civil War between the Conservative Government, the rebels who have instigated and started this Civil War. And other factions such as anarchists and domestic and foreign crime organizations are participating in this damn civil war. How did this Civil War start? A bit of a history lesson, the Realm of Leiden has been a democratic republic, but in recent times the government of Leiden has closely been leaning to more religious theocracy tendencies with their growing ties with the Order Church. And admittedly, our actions of monsterizing and corrupting regions of Leiden into Monstergirl lands did play a hand into the Conservatives of Leiden leaning more and more towards the Order. And I must say this Civil War of Leiden can be partly blamed by our Extremist Monstergirls. The whole mission to corrupt and assimilate Leiden was originally done by General Mandy Mayweather, a Nurarhiyon, and her husband Colonel Dwight Mckinzie. And both of them had the corruption and assimilation of Leiden to be a more secretive and covert operation where Demon Realm agents would corrupt and monsterize the key officials of the Leiden government. Corrupting the key Congressmen, Senators and eventually the Presidency of Leiden. Mayweather and Mckinzie even had the right idea of subverting the media and entertainment establishments of Leiden to further the internal corruption. That was a very sound plan for us to do until General Felicion Blaydidd, a Lilim and the 29th Daughter of our Demon Lord Lilith. Learned of the operation and very much took over the leadership of the Corruption and Assimilation of Leiden away from Commanders Mayweather and Mckinzie, using her birth status as a Lilim and daughter of The Demon Lord to overrule Commanders Mayweather and Mckinzie and take full control. General Blaydidd wanted to show off and impress her fellow Lilim sisters that she could successfully lead a conquest of monsterization and corruption of a Human Realm. Unlike Mayweather and Mckinzie's plan of covert operations and Corruption and Monsterization via espionage and spycraft. General Blaydidd went more aggressive with the corruption and monsterization, outright using Dark Matter bombs on civilian targets throughout Leiden, even hi-jacking a passenger plane of Leiden and kidnapping all passengers and crew to monsterize. This only made the Realm of Leiden more hostile to us and lean more to the side of the Order Church AND it never helped that General Blaydidd openly declared war on Leiden in behalf of the Royal Makai. For you see, Lilim General Felicion Blaydidd is a mamono extremist who believes humanity and mortals must love AND especially fear Monstergirls. But that was not the worst part of why Leiden is in civil war and close to outright anarchy. No, our oh so brilliant Lilim general decided to cast some special magical spell she made herself. It would jam and ruin the whole entire communication network of Leiden's whole infrastructure, civilian, military and government. All of it! General Blaydidd has yet to disclose how she made such a spell with a combination of hacking from our Gremlin and Tech Departments. General Blaydidd's plan worked too well as the magic hacking spell smashed through all of Leiden's firewalls and shut down its whole communications network. General Blaydidd believed the fact that mortal beings are so relient on technology and technology based communications networks that if we completely sever it from Leiden, it will throw the whole Realm into chaos and making our invasion easier."
>To be continued

>>37120821
but I don't want to beat up people, that would be mean...

>>37120887
>cont.
"But what our Lilim General failed to consider was the large scale chaos it would ensue outside of our military operations. Sure enough the fall and shutdown of the entire communications network of all of Leiden did indeed cause chaos. But not the 'fun and exploitative' type General Blaydidd expected, wide scale civil panic, unrest and riots occured in all regions of Leiden. Law and law enforcement deteriorated as well due to the breakdown of communications as crime went up everywhere. And finally, Civil War happened when political opponents of the Leiden government took the opportunity to revolt, rebel and destroy the government. For you see, even before we monstergirls started our campaign of corruption and assimilation of Leiden. The whole Realm was already going through political tensions when it's Conservative government was cracking down harshly on its political opponents and fringe elements and also against rising crime rates. The political opponents of the Leiden government also didn't like the fact that the government was leaning in more and more to the side of the Order Church. As it was bordering near Theocracy, and the more moderate opposition did have legit or understandable concern of not wanting to be a theocracy like the Order Church. Though the Leiden government nearly becoming more Order leaning and theocratic was thanks to General Blaydidd's extremely aggressive Monsterization tactics that is more akin to barbaric terrorism. And of course there was that 'special' spell that she made combined with hacking from our best tech departments that caused Leiden's entire communication network to break apart. Causing wide spread panic and chaos amongst its general populace and leading to its full on civil war that is happening right now.
>to be continued

>>37120891
bonk the lizard anon

>>37120901
>cont
>"Now as for me? I'am currently on standby in a safehouse here in the Capital of Leidenville. You see, before the capital deteriorated into full on civil war. Our monstergirl armies managed to send in covert groups to infiltrate the capital and establish hideouts and safehouses for our operatives, VIPs and supporters. I will admit, me and my men and women under my command did carry out General Blaydidd's extremist orders. But those were our orders we had to follow at the time. But now our orders changed given the chaotic situation that has developed for Leiden. Now our orders came from the original commanders of this whole ordeal, General Mayweather and Colonel Mckinzie. For the top brass at the Royal Makai learned of General Felicion Blaydidd's mistakes of the whole operation and her failure manage and judge the situation. Understandably miss Felicion and the extremist mamono officers that supported her had the best intentions at hand but just failed to consider the factors and unintended consequences of their actions. Given the political situations that was already happening in Leiden before we even came in. No wonder why General Mayweather and Colonel Mckinzie planned the corruption and assimilation of Leiden to be more covert espionage and sabotage as opposed to the more open declaration of war that General Blaydidd and her extremist supporters did. Right now our new orders are to is to cease out corruption and monsterization operations and focus on getting our covert Operatives, pro-monstergirl supporters and allies with their families and a number of VIPs out of war-torn Leiden. Similar operations are also carried out in the other regions in Leiden. But me and my men and women are still on standby here in our safehouse, waiting for Intel on where our operatives, the pro-monstergirl allies and VIPs and their families are held up so we can rescue them ad escort them all. While that does sound like a tall order amongst this whole chaos of a civil war, it is actually funny enough that the Leiden military forces, the rebels and other participating fringe elements did not engage our monstergirl forces. Simply because they were all too busy fighting and shooting at each other. Me and my operators manage to see a fellow operative, a dragon in her primal monster form flying through the skies of the city. Flying past the numerous attack helicopters and fighter jets of government and rebel forces, all because the government and rebels were just that too busy shooting and fighting each other. And frankly it is sad that battle be like this, so many good men and lives wasted away like this..."
>to be continued

>>37120916
>cont
>While Major Iris was still quiet, a Demon Realm Soldier spoke to her while we audio log was still recording
>Major Iris! We just got confirmed Intel of the location of where our covert Operatives, the pro-monstergirl allies and VIPs and their families are held up. They are all held up in the Greenhills Shopping centre, fortunately the place is relatively intact with minimal damage from gunfire and explosions. We better hurry though! It might be a matter of time before the Leiden military or those rebels start shooting up and bombing the place. One of our pro-monstergirl allies have secured armored transport vehicles for us to use and to transport our precious cargo. They say they can mask our convoy with identification taggings the Leiden's military uses so the government forces wouldn't shoot at us, but we'd still be careful of those rebels though."
>Major Iris spoke again
>"Oh! Excellent, we finally move out! Thank you Sergeant. Gather our men and women, it's time load up and get our guys and gals out of here..."
>"Yes ma'am!!"
>Major Iris then spoke again, this time for her audio recording. "Oh dear! I almost forgot I was recording. This thing's still on... That was Sergeant Danny Fenton, a good man of a soldier with decent house husband skills. I will recommend command to commend him and give him a medal. For a few days ago during the events of the Civil War, he did managed to escort a dozen fleeing civilian families to the safety of our forces' safe houses and hiding spots. Those families and civilians he managed to save get to live in safety now thanks to him. Right! I'm going to have end this part of my recording for now. For we have our task at hand. This will be our last operation here in war-torn Leidenville, then once we get our precious packages out of here. We leave Leiden until our command can think of a much better strategy to conquer Leiden and remedy the mess caused by General Felicion Blaydidd and her fellow extremists' actions... This is Major Iris Von Grestin, commander of the 14th Cavalry brigade of the 8th Demon Realm Armies. Date of this recording, March 31, 2024. Time is 11:57pm.
>to be continued

>>37120876
>have to stay late to resolve server issues
>its dark
>on the small light on you desk illuminating the the large cubical filled space
>it's only you
>or so you think
>as you test a fix you swear you can hear a quite scuttling somewhere in the building...

>>37120927
>cont
>Major Iris' audio log began again. Along with the sounds of what hushed voices of numerous people and soft children's crying. And it appears the location of Major Iris is the inside of a moving vehicle.
>"This Major Iris Von Grestin, commander of the 14th Cavalry brigade of the 8th Demon Realm Armies. We did, we managed to complete our rescue and retrieval mission successfully and get our covert Operatives, VIPs and their families out of there. Two hours ago we managed to slip through government and rebel forces throughout the streets. The armored transport vehicles we've aquired thanks to other pro-monstergirl allies worked well, along with the spoofed identification taggings that helped us slipped past government forces. While the rebels thankfully too busy to notice a bunch of transport vehicles speeding around the streets and into the shopping centre. It's good we made it out as just as we were pulling out with our loads, we managed to see rebels approaching the shopping centre our valued cargo were hiding at and started lighting up the place. And then Leiden military jets dropped bombs on those rebels and even the shopping centre. I feel this is a decent time to make another audio recording for we have just reached the outskirts of Leidenville and heading straight to our extraction points and back to friendly lines. Be good to see more familiar monster faces and the good human boys we have. Plus the people we saved get to make it out alive and start new lives... I wish I could say the same for the rest of the citizens of Leidenville and the rest of the regions of Leiden. While our convoy group had speed through the war torn streets, we surely saw so many civilians fleeing, running away, looting and desperate. So many of those people were banging their hands on our APCs begging for help to escape. But we couldn't do it. We had our orders and me and my other mamono troops were not the type of Monstergirls with special magics and abilities to help that much people. We had to ignore them and worry about ourselves and our mission. I and many other concern monster officers did voice our concerns for the poor people of Leiden affected by this Civil War, the rest of command, the top brass at the Royal Makai and especially General Mayweather and Colonel Mckinzie. Assured we will help and save the rest of the people of Leiden and mend and heal the damages of this civil war another time, at least when the time is right. Also I did hear from out intelligence groups that there is a good chance the Leiden Conservative Government will win this civil war and put an end to the rebels and political opponents that started shooting. The rebels were fierce fighters and had the guns, manpower and even tanks and artillery. But Leiden's military still had their Airforce and superior air power that would help crush those rebels. The rebels themselves had little airpower of their own and have failed to secure any important airports and airfields for themselves. As a matter fact, just as we all were heading out of Leidenville. We picked up numerous air forces, specifically that of the Leiden military and government and picked up radio chatter of Leiden Airforce jets and helicopters hammering the rebel ground forces and swatting the pitiful rebel air forces out of the sky. Looks like the Government will be securing it's capital in time. But not sure when. As I speak, I'm sitting with my soldiers, operatives and the pro-monstergirl VIPs and their families knowing our mission is technically accomplished. But I still can't help but look back at war-torn Leidenville."

>>37120936
>“The entire city was still in a state of anarchy, despite the arrival of more of Leiden's military and government forces. No one is yet sure how or when order would be restored in Leiden's capital under government control. And no one knows when this civil war will end since there are regions of Leiden under strong rebel control. No is yet for sure if we will still continue our original plans of corrupting, monsterizing and assimilating Leiden. With the whole communication network of Leiden down, there was not many ways for the Leiden forces to differentiate friend from foe. Atleast whatever that special made magic spell Felicion Blaydidd used with conjunction from severe hacking that brought down Leiden's whole communications network did not affect our communications... The pent up anger and fury that was once kept bottled up behind a civilized facade, just exploded setting everything it came into contact with on fire. Gunshots and explosions rang out from every corner forcing weak ad fearful to keep to the shadows. I still can hear the stray shots that banged on the hull of our APCs as we sped through the wartorn streets. No matter where we went, chaos seemed to follow. I still remember while passing through the Bay Area that image of the boats burning while still at port. The radio was flooded with the innocent cries of those caught in the crossfire alongside the screams of opposing ideologies from fractured Leiden forces. Even as we managed to get to the city outskirts and are far from the chaos of Leidenville, I keep looking at that chaotic inferno as we are speeding, praying for those poor souls trapped within before it disappeared from my sight over the horizon, lost in a haze of smoke and confusion. I want to end this audio log with a bit of a sliver lining. Our other Special Ops groups who also had to rescue and exfiltrate our covert Operatives and pro-monstergirl supporters and their closest families. They were also successful. I will end it at that. But my thoughts and prayers will still go out to the other people of Leiden we have not yet saved. We will come back for them, and we will return to liberate Leiden and its citizens from suffering. We must mend the damages happend from all this... This is Major Iris Von Grestin, commander of the 14th Cavalry brigade of the 8th Demon Realm Armies. End of audio logs.”

End.

Well guys. Your thoughts?

>>37120821
I'm with >>37120891
I want a lizard GF but I don't wanna beat up lizards.

>>37120946
I appreciate it but I think it should probably be on Ao3 and you should just link to it, it's pretty damn long

I really appreciate that these threads avoided ever having discord drama somehow leak in.

>>37120946
Blocks of text.

>>37120991
>>37120891
Just scare them and tie them up

>>37121045
thats also mean

>>37121091
You got to do something lest they die single cause you didn't want to be mean once in your life

>>37120101

>>37120821
Nice girl lizard plz

what are we doing for haloween?

>>37121195
Here's one

>>37121190
Get lost shitcubus

>>37121141
theyd kick my ass anyway no point
plus they go all submissive and house-wifey which is boring

How do I protect my creeping coin childhood friend from greedy dragons that are always swooping down and yoinking her?

>>37121234
Give me either a normal centaur or a full centaurmaton, dont tease me with this half-and-half

>>37121363
by making cutting jokes about her age

Are centaurs pussies interconnected or are they two separate vaginas?

>>37121397
Yes. Now just pick a pussy and fuck it anon

>creeping coin
>golden shower

>>37121421
but which one?

>>37121397
I still think frontal pussy is dumb and if you really like centaurs you shouldn't need one.

>>37120101

>>37121434
I agree but I guess the front one's there so you can kiss her while you fuck

>>37121444
that game sucked

>>37121449
I completely agree

>>37121363
Remember to use the hook and chain to attach to the dragons then spank their ass red

>>37121466
vagina eye

>>37121045
>Manage to scare a lizard and tie her up
>She asks what you're going to do to her
>Tell her that you never planed to come this far
>Neither of you have any idea of what to do so you just sit around awkwardly trying to figure it out.

>>37121397
>Are centaurs pussies interconnected or are they two separate vaginas?
Yes.
The real answer is whatever you get off on.

You know bicorns are tall, just how tall is this hellhound

>>37121513
Ah, my bicorn wife found out about my gentle but big and strong girl fetish.
Good for her.
I'm still just gonna fuck her.

>>37121444
>have huge vampire wife
>she has an appetite commensurate to her size
>her sucking your blood isn't a cute, normal ordeal like with regular vamps
>every time she does you nearly fucking die
>(not really because mamonomanajama but shh)
>have to eat plenty of red meat, iron-rich foods, just a ton of everything really, in order to have enough blood for the next draining
>it's got to the point where her just flashing her fangs for a second nearly makes you faint
>she'd never actually let herself hurt you but she absolutely loves the faces you make when she says she's feeling thirsty

>>37121397
What do you mean interconnected? Are you asking if you could, like, push a golf ball in one and out the other?

>>37121256
I've always wondered how they'd solve the internal biology of these monster girls, her heart would need to be 3 times bigger, same with her lungs, probably.

>>37120874
agreed

Remember that turning a human girl into a monster girl is just an extra avenue of minmaxing.

>>37120101

>>37121652
Do dragons and lizards have pawpad-like palms or is it just hard scale? Because if it's the latter I don't think a massage would be very comfortable.

>>37121827
>Automaton infiltration unit

>>37121842
For infiltrating the local convent?

Had a dream about Mari.
Fuck bros, I wanna breed her so fucking badly. I want her sexy lilim mouth to slurp up by penis and guzzle all the cum I shoot in her mouth and on her face.

>>37121876
Your heart.

>>37121876
>Infiltration unit, we have located a local human male for recovery.
>He is currently resting in a nearby order covenant, retrieve him so that he may be studied.

>>37121910
anon no she is hore

>>37121958
I don't care if she's a whore or not. I need to stir up her insides with my wiener and tongue

>>37121397
I headcanon they're connected only in such a way that the egg cell fertilized in the front pussy moves to the horse womb to accommodate the centaur baby, or vice versa when it's an incubus birth.

Find a big dragon mommy to upgrade your bloodline with

>>37120946
Thoughts:
That format - is it just one 4hour one-man monologue without taking a breath and him not actually doing anything but reciting?
Break it up a bit.
Do things, dont just tell things.

>>37121973
Anon, no! Here, take this succ instead! At least this is pure!

>>37121397
>>37121992
I've always gone with the idea that the human pussy cannot get her pregnant. You need to fuck her horse pussy to get her pregnant. The human pussy is in par with a manticore's tail pussy in that it serves no other purpose than pleasure.

>>37121434
Theyre MGEs copout for guys who dont have the balls for actual Cent-pussy.
>yiu might hump a Cents front 'vee' while kissing&titsnuggling but the 'magic-plumbing' is ridiculous.
Just fuck the Centaur/Unicorn/Bicorn properly.

>>37122026
Look fren. I had a very intimate dream with Mari. It's very rare for me to have a dream about a monster girl. They always change you. Not only that, but I dreamt about her all night. Almost never do I have a continuous dream like that about one person. I need her right now. This was a very special dream. I have to have her. I need to be inside her

>>37121578
>push a golfball thru...
Theoretically in MGE canon, yeah, you could glue a golfball onto the front of a garden-hose or similar long semi-flexible pipe to make a 'super-dildo' then start feeding it in at the front end... and keep going until it pops thru the cervix into her horse-womb, then out the back cervix and keep going until it comes out her hoss-pussy...
Eventually you could then join the two ends together in a continuous loop and make her into a gigantic charm-bracelet.
Or put 'lumps' along the hose like anal-beads and cycle it through her like a 'whole-body-stimulator'

>thats how ridiculous the double-pussy-plumbing concept is

>>37120101
Join the Sabbath.

>>37120946
Apart from the words 'pro-monstergirl-allies' randomly inserted in that word-porridge a few times, there's literally nothing relevant to monstergirls in there whatsoever.
>And even as a non-monstergirl military story, which I also read on other forums than /jp/mon, it's basically still boring as shit.
Its like listening to a briefing from some 1st-year LT about a conflict that he wasn't in, and has no experience of, and is just reciting the chronology of its Wiki entry like an autist.

>>37122046
>Just fuck the Centaur/Unicorn/Bicorn properly.
[Insert the Upotte knife-ears 'horse pussy' meme pic here]

>>37122224
No, they don't have milkies

>>37121773
its soft scale

>>37120946
>thoughts?
1. It's grimdark military crap and not even mamono crap.
2. It's been posted for almost 2 hours and the "go back to /tg/ bugboy" guy hasn't appeared.
Now I'm worried something's happened to him...

>>37121434
>>37122046
>>37122176
It's not as crazy as you think. Just look at other monstergirl types with a nonhuman lower body (lamia, arachne, mermaid, etc.). You'd expect them to have genitals on their monster halves, but the majority of hentai stories about them have the pussy in the same place that a human pussy would be.

>>37120946
>Your thoughts?
It's shit. You made too many mistakes
>military wank with only a brief surface level mention of monster girls
>huge blocks of text spammed over multiple posts, behavior that should have stayed on /tg/
>not using ao3 or a pastebin alternative
>nothing interesting of substance, feels like it's written to satisfy self interests rather than engage a reader
Either give some serious thought to why you write or don't bother.

>>37120887
>>37120901
>>37120916
>>37120927
>>37120936
>>37120946

>>37122031
That makes more sense.
It's just a blind-hole you can waste a load in for mutual enjoyment, and the real business is at the back.

>>37122422
Well those animals don't really have a normal vagina so it's normal to change them, but centaur/horse pussy is more or less the same than the human one (at least compared to a snake cloaca) so I don't see the need to change it,

>>37122260
>>37122443
Thanks for letting me know I'm not missing much before I considered reading it. Writing a fucklong essay on industrial output of the Ottoman Empire during WWI with one or two sentences like "lol what if they had centaurs" and passing it as monster girl story is classic /tg/ behavior.

>>37122224
flat= best!

>Calling your waif a filthy pervert and whore for letting you flop around on top of her until you cum inside.
>Doubling down on your comments and walking away to play vidya

>>37122422
An irl spider pussy and ass holes are at the front of her rear-body where it joins the middle section (the back hole is just for web), so moving it forward to the base of the girl-monster join area isnt too different.
Same with Lamias and Eels and (not-quite-irl) Mermaids - the snake cloaca is just moving up the body from being halfway to the tail on a Snake to being at her girl-'hips' as a Snek.
With a double-ended Centaur, it's not just moving to the opposite end of her body to meet the girl-half, its being replicated with now having one at each end.
>it would be like a Snek also having a second pussy in her left armpit or somewhere else at random - potentially useful, but anatomically weird to join the two together.

>>37122571
Go back and cuddle your wife you fucking degenerate

>>37122571
Why do you want to be as mean as a gazer?

>>37122605
Nah, she needs extreme bullying

>>37121773
Assuming they're a type of big lizard, real lizards even those spiky weird Australian devil-lizards still need soft grippy pads to climb rocks and hold the bugs they eat, so a Dragon-girl should still be able to give a decent handjob.

>>37122630
There are weirdos that think Gazer behavior is hot, so it makes sense there are weirdo monsters that like their men like that.

>>37121652
'Dragon' 3D OLs are shit.
Dragon 2D OLs are gold.

>>37122630
See >>37122633

>>37121652
What a gentle beast.

>>37122702
What about 4D dragons?

>>37121434
I like it because it makes it easier to have sex with them face to face

>>37122747
At first glance it appears a vast, hexagonal scaled, grey serpent stretches before you. With six translucent wings made of light that seem to pass through each other and a pulsating spiral maw. However, as seconds tick over it seems to expand to encompass the periphery of your vision, as if growing geometrically with each passing moment. But the more you gaze at the flirting creature the less defined its appearance becomes, until the image in front of you cracks like a broken mirror in one sanity shattering moment and you realize that the incomprehensible vision before you was never meant to be seen by eyes such as yours.

>"Oh, don't stare so much. You'll make me blush."

>>37122792
Centorea did you glue your hair to your nipples again?

>>37122848
Monstergirls are experts at improvised censorship to get men horny without giving too much away

>>37122805
I want to make love to something that breaks my brain. Not like a lilim's mindbreak, like lovecraft mindbreak. But hotter.

marry and have children with elves

>>37121513

Bicorns are for dere dere monogamous relationships ONLY

>>37121540

This is the correct attitude

>>37122975
Don't mind me if I do

>>37122975
Marry the children too when they outgrow (You)

>>37122975
only If I can stopped getting nagged by that old hag that lives near me every time I go out, calling me a slut, a dirty sluttly spoonear, and stud

>>37123034
You will be a father of many.

>>37123217
I'm counting on it.

>>37122975
If I have to live in the forest, I'd rather marry a REAL woman, not some scrawny, arrogant hippy that eats sticks and leaves and couldn't even pick up a log.

>>37123276
>seething amazon mad that elves get all the cute boys

The fuck are they putting in the milk at schools these days!!?

>>37123356
Such a devious conspiracy.

>>37123276
likewise

That's what the old hags are trying to save you from.

>>37123380
>>37123356
I bet greenwork milk would taste like vegetables. Eww.

>>37123393
They seem real friendly and handsy as well

>>37123385
So is this just demonstrating her two forms or is that her dad behind her?

>>37123400
You know Holstaurs themselves are herbivores.

>>37121513
>Be Anon
>met and married hot Bicorn waifu
>she comes home from her first day 'at work' like >>37121513
>think quick Anon
>"Gee, honey, a three-way? You know what would make it even hotter, maybe we try some bondage?
>Bicorn waifu is confused but goes along as it is a form of degeneracy
>cooperates more when Anon gets close enough to whisper that he's secretly a bit worried about fucking such a big Heckhund unrestrained
>waifu now eagerly helps you tie up the surprised but curious Heckhound
>neither one notices Anon lock an extra pair of handcuffs on the bedrail, or maybe theyre for some extra position later
>until soon the Hound is tied spread and ready on the bed...
>Anon locks the cuffs on his Bicorn-waifu's wrists
>the neighbors have to listen to the Heckhound howls of frustration all night as she is trapped to watch as wily Anon impregnates his waifu stallion-style
And that Uni-daughterfu is how...

>>37123380
>those stubby arms
fucking kek

>>37123465
She's a worm you know, a worm.

>>37123435
No, my wife had steak with me just last night.

>>37123481
>hfw you suggest to your waifu that you'd like to do some 'cannibal roleplay'
>either that's sòy-steak or some kind of sicko vore-shit

>>37123481
Sorry to break it to you, but your wife is a Minotaur.

>>37123356
>>37123380
The anti-sabbath conspiracy is still running strong I see

>>37123504
Everyone always forgets Marune.

>>37123501
You can eat steak and not be eating a holst you know
Holsts can eat steak as well and not be a cannibal

>>37123400
They ear fruits too. It's probably like a smoothie. Brb gonna suck on my wife's strawberry-banana milkers

>>37123553
>ear fruits
Damn, they need to clear their ears

>>37123429
The artist always says personification instead of daughter so I'm pretty sure it's the first.

>>37120308
I understood that reference.

>>37123460
I want to bully the cuck horse with love and affection for only her

>have ushi wife
>she's as big as you'd expect an ushi to be
>lately she's started finding you in the house when she's even remotely horny and simply having her way with you- in the hallway, the living room, the yard
>she doesn't ask permission, just smiles smugly
>when you tell her to stop since you were busy watching your mongolian frog anime she just pops a shit-eating grin and says "make me."
>complain about this to your mage friend
>he says he has an idea, hands you a small vial containing a clear liquid
>says it's basically pedomorphosis potion, except it just makes the subject smaller instead of lolifying them
>sneak it into your wife's dinner and go to bed
>wake up to an ushi no larger than a dog staring at you with wide, apprehensive eyes
>spend the entire day showing your wife how it feels to be the smaller one in the relationship (by using her as a spider-shaped onahole)
Remember to desmug your ushis at least once a month, anons

Ah the raiju’s natural enemy.
Rubber

>>37123047
Cut out the middlewoman and start from "marry children"

>>37123749
>wearing a rubber glove while molesting the fluffy ears
Safe, but at what cost?

>>37123811
Anons fw mamonos cut a hole in any rubber

>>37123882
>every girl dresses as a succ for halloween
what is a succ gonna dress as?

>>37123904
alp

>>37123904
>>every girl dresses as a succ for halloween
>succubus friend dresses up as a Disney princess
Please don’t laugh, she spent a lot of time making that dress!

>>37123904
A mother

>>37123965
thats when you dress as the prince and princess carry her all day

>>37123904
The blue dress tradwaifu meme-girl

>>37123735
Sweet vengeance

>>37123904
An angel

>>37123965
That's very cute of her!

pov: you thought wonderland would be more receptive to your fetishes

>>37120101

>>37123904

>>37124353
That can't be a comfortable position for a centaur

>>37124340
>Spoiler
Such as missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation and handholding?

>>37124353
Htf is Cerea doing that?
Is her ass falling down a hole in the floor?

>>37124340
Tfw Anon says 'no thanks, I plan on staying a virgin'

I want a bimbo Kikimora in a frilly pink maid uniform.

Don’t worry anon! The hunter’s guild clearly human Red Hood has come to protect you from scary big bad wolves. Just sign the marria- the quest papers!

>>37124488
Who's that on the left though?

>>37122550
Yeah flat chested girls are great. As long as they aren’t a loli.

>>37120101

>>37124488
But I don't want to leave the big bad wolves

>>37124507
Some FATE lizard girl

>>37124432
Good taste. You don't see many bimbo monsters around.

>>37124507
CindereLiz

>>37124532
If that's what the wolves do to boys that wander into the forest then I would like to purchase one (1) wolf please.

>>37124528
She's just trying to keep the tip of her tail warm, don't judge

>>37124488
I fell down the rabbit hole, pls help, there is an old fat jabberwock trying to molest me, a Cheshire trying to make me put my face in her ass, a mad hatter trying to drug me, a jubjub flock trying to jump me, and weird little girl showing me her ass every five seconds. It’s real scary pls send help

>>37124488
I don’t need help if I just cover my scent

>>37124507
A trustworthy princess.

>>37121207
If I started a stream would you join?

>>37124676
It would be very painful

>>37123749
Need more Raijus with lightining arcing between their ears.

>>37124520
uooh

>>37124830
Fatzer

>>37124913
Still a mean bully.

>>37124488
It frustrates me to know that series has potentially been axed.

>Share the secret of condoms and birth control with monsters and humans alike
>Do this only to cater to the “accidental” pregnancy fetish
>Such as
>”Oops how’d that condom break, might as well keep going since you already knocked me up”
>”Don’t stop anon but I think I forgot to take my birth control this morning anon”
>At which point the monster in question would leg lock him
>Demon lord did not like this
>Thought I only did this to lower the pregnancy of monsters
>Curses me by cuffing me to a griffon and having her ride me till I knock her up
>Will uncuff me from her after having 100 kids as recompense

>>37124913
She needs a slim, loli Jabberwock friend.

>>37120101

>>37124891
You can cut every word after the third out of your post and it would still be correct

>>37124913
Those thighs are my demise

I want to unwrap this present early

Zombies are free to take in the undead kingdom right?

>>37125002
The authorities don't want you to know this, but you can take the zombies from the graveyards, it's not illegal or anything, I have 356 zombies at home

>>37124969
I´ve seen this depressed drunk Lim on the image archive, but I don´t know where she´s from. Does she have a story or something?

>>37125002
Yeah. Just go to your local graveyard and take as many as you want! The undead rulers don’t want you to know it but Zombies are free to the public. I currently have 278 Zombies in my backyard right now!

>>37124961
>she produces so much goop you will literally drown between her thighs

>>37125012
>>37125021
>less than 500 zombies in the collection
it's okay, I guess. We all started out as amateurs.

Is this the most romantic way to ask an oni out?

>>37125041
No. Sure they are going to appreciate your forwardness, but if you want romance, you gotta invite them out drinking first.

>>37125002
I stole a bunch of wights in the middle of a ball and no one is looking for me

>>37125041
Buying her a drink is more classy. Glass of spirytus is a good choice.

>>37125066
Even a wandering Oni Samurai on some great quest won't say no to a jug of warm sake.

>>37125012
>>37125021
>>37125069
So what you’re saying is, I can go to the undead kingdoms, and just take whatever single undead girl I want?

>>37125086
yep ANY single undead
>wight giving a speech at some noble party
>crowd notices a anon waling up the stage
>they are shocked when anon lifts the wight on his shoulder and carries her off
>the wight's cries for the guards are ignored as they shrugged and tell her its legal

>>37125086
Yes, but the same goes for single anons. You CAN grab that haughty wight or star actress phantom, but you could also be gobbled up by a ghoul or turned into a vampire's bloodbag. It's kind of a free for all.

>>37125086
Yup, just make sure to make it flashy and leave a calling card

>>37125086
Yes, now keep quiet and help me carry this Zombie Dragon.

>>37125086
this zombie even comes with a receipt

It's been raining for over a week can one of you please fuck the local Ryu already

>>37125198
Yeah, but it's in a language I can't read, so how do I know it's legit?

>>37125204
steal an undead nuki so she can read it

Daily reminder that slimes aren't people and have no rights

>>37120101

>>37125408
Shinano is a big fox.

>>37125408
I wonder what you would be able to pull out of her tails if you really started digging around in there. Money? Small animals? Another wife? The possibilities are endless.

>>37125422
Is that a picture of a 3D HUMAN WOMAN in my monster girl thread?

>>37125422
i like big girls

>>37125469

You WILL marry the fox cake

>>37125508
well it's better than that one pic from the con or whatever

>>37125515
Fattie!

>>37125515
who said I wasn't gonna do that the moment I wake up from my isekai teleport

Can't find that Mizone snake girl translated anywhere, just a shitload of DMCAs from Fakku. Those fuckers are good at scrubbing their stuff from the internet

Fucking Jacob I hope he chokes to death

>>37125515
I will speedrun to get that endgame hag wife at level 1

>>37125575
>endgame hag wife
More like 'game over' wife

>Decide to listen what zombie anons say and just take a zombie
>Use her like an undead onahole/daki for a week straight
>Wake up one morning hearing banging at my door
>Pull out of zombie onadaki
>Open door to angry wight cursing me out for stealing her daughter, not even romantically, that I just yoinked her from the ball and to use her in such an undignified way
>Dad tries to calm her down saying he did the same thing to her
>Zombie dakiona comes down leaking cum begging for warmth and completely naked
>Even more irate wight

>>37125580
She’s among the endgame monsters who have a level 999 fertility stat

>>37125569
Use Sukebei Nyaa. You should find a corresponding torrent.

>>37125582
That’s why you do it with style and be a smooth criminal as you steal her away. It’s just common curtesy

>>37125582
you were sloppy enough to leave a trail. Your own god damn fault that she found you

>>37125601
yeah but she has the anal addict debuff

>>37125648
Nothing a bit of magic can’t fix

>>37125648
Well you have the dick sensitivity to monster girls tripled debuff.

New daughter picture! How do you make sure your daughter goes to bed on time?

>>37120101

>>37125679
opium

>>37125679
Show them how I looked running on 4 hours in uni

>>37125701
It's required by law for all Onis to show tummy at all times.

I have an insatiable need for Medusa.

>>37125716
What should I do if I find an oni not showing her tummy?

>>37125739
Alright, hit me with your riddle then! I'll be in that pharaoh's butt in no time.

>>37125737

>>37125739
So all I've got to do is take the key from you, right?

>>37125739
but im here for the sphinx

>>37125777
Understood

>>37125798
Kasha werecat when?

>>37125761
>cast monsterization spell on a tsunsere medusa
>"Dumbass, I'm already a monster. That's not going to do anythi-"
>Her snake-hair turns into lamias
>Steal them and make them my wives while leaving the now-bald medusa to wonder what the fuck just happened

>>37125745
You are legally obligated to remove the section(s) of clothing that obscure the tummy within a reasonable manner.

>>37125777
>I wonder whatever happened to anon

>>37125798
I'll find some way to de smug that cat, she's too smug for her own good

>>37125828
use a laser pointer

>>37125304
I want a strict kiki head maid who trains new maids like this.
>"I do NOT tolerate lackluster performance when it comes to servicing Master. His penis is quite large, but I expect you to take him to the base every time."

Can it be winter yet? Summer is too fucking hot sucks. Spring is rainy, cold, wet and shitty, plus geese are fucking assholes. Autumn is just wannabe Winter. But Winter? The sounds and feeling of fluffy snow blowing in the breeze, the way the sun reflects off of plains of white, the feeling of hot coco and warming up by the fire, everything dead quiet attributing to the somberness of the season, overall it's comfiest and best season.

>>37125798
I need more monsters this big and thick

>>37125838
>all that thicc cat running around chasing the laser
make sure to get her stuck somewhere so you can have your way

>>37125850
https://www.deviantart.com/muhut/art/help-857377380

>>37125838
>>37125850
>being stuck in BEEG cat tits bouncing while she runs after the laser pointer
Good job retard

>>37125825
>pharoah never gets her king because her guards and minions get any man that walks in
>she can only seethe as a quarter of her court is always on maternity leave
>she seethes extra hard when its "take your kids to work day"

>>37125888
>Her rival aphosis is in the same situation as her
>They team up to see if they can get a man after 20000 years

>>37125910
>Implying the apophis wouldn't betray the pharaoh at first chance of getting a man

Uh oh, your hellhound wife mistakenly drank a super horny potion that was mistakenly mixed with a futanari potion. Thankfully it only lasts one hour, and you have fifteen minutes to prepare.

What's your plan of action? Barricade yourself in a room until it wears off? Run away, perhaps by vehicle?
Or will you be a fag that just takes it up the ass from her?

>>37125958
>they finally find a anon
>apophis tries to sneak off with him for some of that sweet monogamy
>pharoah decides that she has had enough and snaps
sorry anon, your gonna get a super dom wife and a soon to be sub wife

>>37125515
I refuse, young foxes but still adult. You do you, but I'm not into loli only. if she has more than 2 tails, it's a no go.

37125980
Leave gay fag and go eat a dick

>>37125958
>implying they don't both spill their spaghetti

I was lied to, brown cows do not make choccy milk. My tanuki lawyers will hear about this

>>37125845
This poor yeti is hug-starved because it's not winter yet, it's too warm to hug anyone

>>37126022
>he forgot to cast choccy milkies on the brown cows or is American

Asking again. Are there any MGE porn artists in this thread?

I'm wanting to commission a kikimora eating shit out of a male, horse's butthole. I'll give more details if you wanna drop your info. Thanks

>>37126046
I'm willing to take some of your money, but how much are you trying to get rid off?

Remember to I&R, that is all.

>>37126022
>he didnt feed his cow a healthy diet of chocolate
cmon anon, you call yourself a milker?

>>37126059
It depends on how much you charge and if you're up for comics or not. I can go into more detail if you give me your info or blog

>>37126070
Where's Banana or Lime?

>>37126080
you dont answer a question with another question.

>>37126089
To get banana milk you need a special kind of cow, a monkey cow

>>37126092
My budget is $300

>>37125737
Don't post wojak edits on /jp/

I was trying to write a story, but the more I write the more it devolves into schizo abstract ramblings about metaphorical descriptions. How do I stop myself and actually get to write actions without using three hundred words to describe how to someone woke up in the morning

>>37126089
You get lime milk from saytrs that have been sent to tropical vacations and have gotten shitfaced on fruity mixed drinks.

>>37126022
You need an ushi for choccy milk. Skin color may or may not result in better milk, scientists are still studying this. Research might go faster if they were to stop fucking the Ushis.

>>37126107
Plan how you roughly want the scene to play out and think of the descriptions later?

>>37126118
My ushi has only ever given me mint milk so your mileage may vary.

>>37126118
I want to run a dairy with non-standard monster girls that have massive milkers that I get to hand milk every day.
Faux prison play would be great as well.

>>37126098
I see.

>>37126161
Spank the monkey.

>>37126150
I rather want an entire kingdom filled with monsters with massive milkers with a cow queen and cow knights as well

>>37126150
The area this cutie is from has a farm dedicated to milking ushi-onis. Would love to work there, and probably find a wife.

>>37126181
Well, that's the long term goal.

>>37126184
>Dairy Ushi
>Same as a regular ushi except with cow print and massive breasts
You gotta get good to milk them.
Or at least at seals and binding enchantments.

>>37126170
Let the monkey spank your monkey

>>37125701
How do I make an oni less smug? She knows I want her so she's always smirking at me like this.

>>37126218
Same way you desmug all onis: challenge them to a drinking contest, and win. Also horn rubbing.

>>37126218
If you have low self esteem, it can help if she's aware of it, but don't be too on the nose about it.

>lilim "trapped" on a milk farm sends a letter to her mother asking her to send help to get her out
>DL is just happy her holst-tits daughter finally found a place where she has friends that look like her and there's a man she can marry

>Welcome to Mofu-Mart!
>What can I help you with?~

>>37126278
I'll take the oldest mofu you have.

>>37125980
i just got my herblore up high enough for super strength pots so ill just fuck her up the ass eve harder

>>37126278
my pocket maids are broken, how to fix them?

>don’t care nor will attempt this nofap challenge
>had to travel to another city, haven’t gotten a proper oportunity to do it, now I’m havinng excessive thoughts about monster girls invading the place I’m at or jumping on me from the river, and raping me by easily manhandling me against her body, saying stuff like “pff pathetic boy cumming so fast” to incredibly kind like “don’t worry this is nothing to be shameful, you have been through too much”

>>37125980
Raging mushrooms + a courtesy reach-around
That should be enough to keep her under control for an hour for the potion to wear off.

>>37125616
>Sukebei Nyaa
Nope. Ain't in it anywhere I can see

>>37126287
>>37126313
>responding

Wearing a pedostache is a guaranteed way to get Sabbath members to pick you out of a crowd and personally extend an offer to join their organization. It's said that if you not only rock the pedostache, but also dress and look like a creepy, perverted man, you may even attract the bapho leading that chapter of the Sabbath to personally invite you to her quarters for some fun; that is of course, if she's single.

>>37126452
Kuro is the one I like the most

>>37126443
>Sperging

>>37126473
Kuro is top tier, but Bapho-chan will always hold a special place my heart.

Best monsters for shimaidon (not counting alraune/liliraune)?

>>37120101

>>37126452
God Greila and Shiro have those dead eyes, someone give them a hug and a nap

Pound the hound!
https://twitter.com/Zanamaoria/status/1454155022078468102/photo/1

Where can I find the biggest, meanest, angriest oni so I can offer her some sake?

>dude milk the monster girls like cows lol. Drink their milk lmao! Make them farm animals!
Oh yeah, (You) wouldn’t be so smug if THEY milked (YOU) for your semen and kept doing that as if you were a cow

>>37125980
Tongue punch her fart box like she's going ten rounds with Mike Tyson and then give her the dick followed by a courtesy reach-around.

>>37126631
Anon you need to run before that Dark Elf policewoman shows up

>>37126631
Nah, rather get forced to drink their milk

>>37126631
>t. cow seething while she is being milked

>>37126631
Still would be

>>37126631
>>37126647
>just what the FUCK is going on here

>>37126631
Smug, no. Happy, yes.
>>37126734
They keep getting bolder, officer.

>>37126734
officer dark elf sure is cute today

>>37126734
>nig police

>>37126734
>>37126747
Woooo! Yeah! Fuck the police!

>>37126734
You

>>37126775
Flattery will get you nowhere. Now pull your pants down and put your hands up.

>>37126734
Just milking some cows

>>37126734
I plead the fifth

>>37126734
Just being milked by some cows

>>37126835
>he thinks he has rights

>>37126734
Booba

What’s the dark elf police gonna do about it, milk my dick? Ha! As aaaAAA~

>>37126863
Oh a chocolate elf, does she make choccy milk?

>>37126452
momo best girl

>>37126883
Airheaded gals are arguably the best kind of gals

>>37126930
what does cat milk taste like?

>>37126863
I do....I got a wurm laywer