Kanako Thread!

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Kanako Thread! Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 12:47:22 No.37020457 [Reply] [Original]

lmao dumb frog

Everyone loves the popular cool snake god!

>>	My cheap slurp I’m deeply hurt. Wed, Oct 20, 2021 13:00:24 No.37020588 File: 1.39 MB, 1200x1600, 4B1CEE57-F2AC-4A3C-B26C-ED9D62D0AD5A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have such a surprise for you :) when you come over Or Something. Earthquake

>>	My cheap slurp I’m deeply hurt. Wed, Oct 20, 2021 13:15:06 No.37020756 File: 328 KB, 1280x958, 111B482F-236C-46FD-BAAC-6824058FC5F4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Talk about it

>>	My cheap slurp I’m deeply hurt. Wed, Oct 20, 2021 13:17:53 No.37020796 File: 205 KB, 1280x958, CE95B7E9-E908-486F-BB8A-E069A777969A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Houses are actually dangerous This means it will collapse.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 13:29:08 No.37020924 File: 154 KB, 718x966, AAA7C72E-8A4F-4DC0-AC8A-CB135DB15DAD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37020588 >>37020756 >>37020796 marge?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 13:37:21 No.37021028 File: 86 KB, 670x680, 0052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone knows Suwako carries the entire shrine and merely tolerates the hag hanging around.

>>	My cheap slurp I’m deeply hurt. Wed, Oct 20, 2021 13:45:19 No.37021110 File: 530 KB, 488x514, 5F2BF2B1-760A-45E1-8189-4D609D5453C9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Talk about it We rescue everyone no matter what No excuse

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 13:49:59 No.37021140 File: 340 KB, 900x1200, 1577333942679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 14:06:41 No.37021313 >>37021140 What is she doing to him?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 14:49:13 No.37021780 >>37021313 She's trying to collect tadpoles

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 14:50:53 No.37021805 >>37020457 "thud!" is the noise that's made whenever Kanako sits down

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 14:50:57 No.37021807 >>37021780 Did he eat them?

>>	My cheap slurp I’m deeply hurt. Wed, Oct 20, 2021 15:04:58 No.37021983 File: 303 KB, 1280x958, E1F81C0A-1D31-4227-AB6C-A91F9C5B53D1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Riddle I don’t see but I speak I am always in the corridor I like my job Silence

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 15:20:39 No.37022146 >>37021983 Fire alarm.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 15:36:11 No.37022313 File: 609 KB, 724x1023, 91713089_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37020457 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 15:39:49 No.37022358 Sanae > Kanako = Suwako

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 15:42:41 No.37022390 File: 94 KB, 1197x412, imagine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37021805 powerful!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 15:43:49 No.37022403 >>37021805 That is a very mean statement! Apologize to lady Kanako right now!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 15:46:44 No.37022441 >>37020457 >2 views Kanako-sama won't be able to afford more booze at this rate! We need to help Kanako-sama with these clickbait titles!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 20, 2021 21:30:03 No.37025448 >>37022403 I meant it as a compliment, I swear!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 21, 2021 12:18:48 No.37032689 >>37022441 LOCAL DUMB FROG gets OWNED in PRANK GONE SEXUAL!? (MUST SEE TWIST AT END!!!)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 21, 2021 12:23:01 No.37032741 File: 56 KB, 600x600, 3b8cdd7bf75dbbdb7c7dcc255821a46e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37020457

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 21, 2021 12:23:33 No.37032745 >>37021313 attempted murder

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 21, 2021 12:25:30 No.37032763 >>37022390 Why is Kanako going around pubs and talking to any man willing to listen?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 21, 2021 12:26:21 No.37032773 >>37032763 Because she's lonely obviously. Just a shame no man in the pubs is ever willing to give the time of day to a drunk old hag.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 21, 2021 12:27:15 No.37032789 >>37032763 it was ladies night

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 21, 2021 20:49:58 No.37037545 >>37032789 and the feelings right

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 21, 2021 20:59:53 No.37037637 I want to befriend Kanako. That way, I could get close to Suwako and Sanae.

Anonymous Thu, Oct 21, 2021 21:07:06 No.37037706
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>>37021028
True enough. If Suwako really wanted, she would've orchestrated Kanako's assassination one way or another a long time ago. But it's just way less troublesome to have her as a front face of the shrine and let her manage public relations, even if she looks somewhat intimidating.

Anonymous Fri, Oct 22, 2021 14:49:29 No.37045031
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>>37037706
While it's nice that you acknowledged how Suwako can't stand up to Kanako in a straight fight, you forgot that Kanako is also very smart and wise, so she would never fall victim to any underhanded tactics!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 22, 2021 16:16:27 No.37045660 File: 475 KB, 851x1200, laughing frog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37045031 >Kanako is also very smart and wise

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 22, 2021 16:34:36 No.37045821 >>37021028 >>37037706 >>37045660 Kanako still won the Great Suwa War.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 22, 2021 16:46:05 No.37045913 >>37021805 I want her "thud" to happen on my face...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 22, 2021 20:15:08 No.37048054 >>37045913 are you sure? between you and me she's actually quite heavy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 22, 2021 20:33:45 No.37048232 >>37048054 Don't call Kanako fat! She is self-conscious about her weight!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 22, 2021 20:40:23 No.37048302 >>37021805 I want that on my dick

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 00:54:08 No.37049981 >>37048232 not enough to ever fix her diet, clearly

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 01:02:49 No.37050074 File: 440 KB, 648x1008, __yasaka_kanako_touhou_drawn_by_iroyopon__fb37fdf143fffdfb987d5b94741f64ca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] to all the people calling kanako heavy explain this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 01:08:44 No.37050144 >>37050074 Moriya propaganda

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 02:14:26 No.37050812 >>37050074 Sanae is really good at Photoshop!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 03:14:17 No.37051319 >>37050074 Now show us her fat butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 03:18:43 No.37051337 File: 2.49 MB, 3472x1729, 1633886346773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37051319 Do you mean her heavenly rear?

Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 03:37:27 No.37051446
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>>37050812
it must be terribly hard work for Sanae, having to edit Kanako's flab out of every Moriya Shrine PR image

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 03:43:50 No.37051488 >>37051446 That image is kinda sad. I feel bad for Kanako. Maybe I'll donate out of pity.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 03:57:21 No.37051605 I'm gonna get a pet snake and name her Kanako

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 04:00:11 No.37051628 >>37051446 It's amazing Suwako and Sanae can deal with this secondhand embarassment.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 04:02:15 No.37051644 File: 1.34 MB, 2037x3000, 1628448521523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She tries her best

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 04:07:54 No.37051693 >>37051446 why does kanako want to be young again

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 04:08:37 No.37051700 >>37051693 What hag doesn't try to present herself as 17? Especially unmarried virgin ones?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 04:12:57 No.37051735 >>37051700 me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 04:26:44 No.37051885 >>37051693 she'd get more faith that way

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 04:27:48 No.37051897 >>37051605 nice, treat her well anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 07:12:45 No.37052660 >>37048054 She's quite heavy in the right places*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 12:09:40 No.37054063 >>37051735 >>37052660 She's quite heavy in every place*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 23, 2021 19:40:44 No.37057812 playable Kanako is happening tomorrow, hopefully now she's got a prominent role in a game again she'll finally get some exercise

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 02:40:52 No.37061411 >>37057812 Delay soon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 13:55:16 No.37067311 File: 133 KB, 602x1024, 1584510015790.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope I get to play Kanako's game soon!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:02:21 No.37070377 >>37067311 Best to ignore that phone call.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:04:20 No.37070403 >>37067311 >>37070377 You can still reject it with a message.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:04:59 No.37070410 >>37070403 Kanako is the kind of person who will call you multiple times if you don't pick up, then send you lots of text messages.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:05:32 No.37070416 >>37070377 >>37070403 That seems like a bad idea. I feel like that call will somehow save Gensokyo...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:06:13 No.37070423 >>37070416 If you answer it she'll just be you to come over to the shrine and watch her favorite movies while she snacks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:07:37 No.37070434 >>37070423 What are her favorite movies?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:08:37 No.37070448 >>37070377 If you ignore it, you better have a good excuse when Kanako comes to your house to check up on you…

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:25:41 No.37070609 >>37070416 Just admit you're lonely and want someone to talk to, Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:26:48 No.37070614 >>37070434 I imagine it's going to be a bunch of "I loved this movie when it first came out!" and it'll be black and white.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 24, 2021 19:29:55 No.37070646 >>37070614 >it'll be black and white. And silent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 25, 2021 02:13:36 No.37073508 >>37070448 Just say you don't have Verizon and the call was suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 25, 2021 02:20:48 No.37073593 >>37073508 No, because then she'll just call you more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 25, 2021 07:51:20 No.37075869 >>37070609 I don't post on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 26, 2021 01:46:04 No.37084902 why can't we just love them both?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 26, 2021 03:02:13 No.37085509 >>37021807 As you know, Tadpoles can't survive outside of water, so she's having him store them in his mouth while they find a suitable pond for them to live in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 26, 2021 04:56:34 No.37086402 So how is it that this goddess, who is supposedly sly and cunning, has yet to put those skills in acquiring a man? >>37075869 Oh dear, how embarassing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 26, 2021 07:31:44 No.37087397 File: 706 KB, 900x1440, 1613145438011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kanako's new fashion! Seems wildly popular with the younger folk for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 26, 2021 15:34:23 No.37091418 >>37020457

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 26, 2021 15:36:23 No.37091441 >>37087397 Her sense of fashion is almost as good as Hecatia's!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 26, 2021 16:02:13 No.37091718 >>37087397 Where can I get a shirt like that? I want to look as cool as Kanako!

Anonymous Tue, Oct 26, 2021 16:52:32 No.37092159
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>>37045821
>Empowered by the Lunarians and used for their own purposes without even realizing it. The Yamato Gods and the tale of Japan's unification was kickstarted by Lunarian desires in 2huverse (partially true in myth as well)

Looniebros stay winning

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 26, 2021 17:01:38 No.37092243 File: 945 KB, 1071x1503, __yasaka_kanako_touhou_drawn_by_gaoo_frpjx283__b737f0532e0bfe2ed90499cebff417de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>37092159 Noooo delete this!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 27, 2021 22:17:54 No.37104591 Come on Kanako, put more work into getting followers

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