/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37050108

the spook comes

>>37050124
Did she just punch that poor boy in the gut?

>>37050145
he probably wasnt cooperating

>>37050108
ghosts have fat tits

>>37050158
What happens if I pull off her hood?

>>37050177
it would be very lewd

>>37050197
For her.
She better freeze up with a blush for a half second.

Goats. From space.

>>37050211
a nun isn't spooky....

>>37050203
She'll freeze up cause in her culture only her husband can see her face, which she never got

>>37050226
I've already won then.
Although that doesn't mean I can't lead her on the chase for a bit.

And ghost culture is weird.

vasectomy
castration

>>37050242
>Thinking you're infertile due to vasectomy
Enjoy the triplets anon

>>37050158
ghosts with fat tits are for turning the tables on and impregnating

>>37050281
ghosts are made to be fucked, change my mind

>>37050267
Thanks, I will.

>>37050215
maybe to monsters they are

>>37050211
I want to be the bodyguard/guard for a remote Hathroite church

Ignoring the autism of Warhammer faggot and our local "Gate Keeper."

>>37050111

Would there be Chinese Dragon Women in MGE? And what does differentiate the popular Euro dragons and Chinese or Asian Dragons that are big noodles?

>>37050298
nah, they find them cute. A true horror to monsters is a doctor that performs forceful vacestomies and castrations on unwilling men she captures and brings to her abandoned hospital in the hills or a group of deformed human women who steal men away at night to eat them. That would keep up any monster at night especially if they played a video game about it

>>37050324
they'd probably look like ryu.

>>37050324
Different flavor of Ryu.
If you want to factor in those weird 'beards' they have, maybe some very noticeable eyebrows?

If men don't want to get swooped on why do the walk out into open spaces?

>>37050289
>ghosts are made to be fucked
>anon cries out has mating presses his house's ghost
>ghost moaning and asking why he's not scared
>he keeps telling her that ghosts are made to be fucked and he's just following the rules
>as she gets her 5th creampie, ghost-chan can only wonder why this wasn't mentioned in ghost school

>>37050385
>Terrifying ghost not so terrifying after getting her womb bloated.

>>37050385
>As if on cue, ghost Hakutaku sensei appears out of nowhere with an angry expression
>she rapidly thumbs through a book and points to a specific passage
>Sure enough it says, quite literally "Ghosts were made to be fucked"
>She briefly scolds the ghost for not paying attention in class before vanishing as quickly as she appeared.

>>37050381
cause they are looking for better winged wives, not dime a dozen harpy

>>37050426
>ghost hakutaku
imagine getting haunted by a learncow, instead of the usual simple sentences to freak you out, its a fucking essay written on the wall

>>37050426
>implying anon is not obligated to fuck ghost haku silly now
she's gonna be in for a scare when anon pulls her back by her ghost tail

>>37050447
Shortstacks need overly full wombs regardless of species.

>tfw ywn be a ghostfucker

>>37050512
yes

>>37050586
Tragic.

>>37050603
>Be rich count in country neighboring order country
>Keep buying shortacks from the slave markets.
>Everyone whispers about the horrors you're going to inflict upon each new slave
>The reality is they're wearing cute maid outfits and are heavily pregnant while you are playing with your eldest daughters.

>>37050610
it is because those ghosts are still single

Cow tits sure a nice, but have you seen cow butt?

>>37050459
>wake up to ghost sounds
>look in horror to see writing on your window in blood
>however instead of stopping at a word or two, it just keeps going
>your horror turns to confusion and then interest as you wonder whats being written
>at a glance it looks like a scary message, just in great detail
>as you wonder about the scary novel on your window, it stops in the middle of a sentence cause there's no more window
>anon gets spooked as he hears a "Muuu...." and could swear he saw a pouting cow in the reflection
scary

>>37050654
Its as well padded as their chests and comes with wide hips for child birthing.

Reposting this gem because the faggot mods think it's NSFW

>>37050678
This is a monster girl thread bro

>>37050687
Anon, don't respond.

>>37050678
This is horrifying please delete

>>37050663
>Pissing of the learncow by purposely doing math wrong right in front of her
>speaking with improper grammar
>watching teacher porn right in front of her

>>37050214
Fuck off.

>>37050663
>wake up to homework that you have to do if you want to leave the house

Bellydancers

> come up idea for monster grill story
> it's a bit detailed, so write up general outline of main story points
> based on outline story would be close to if not over 100+ pages

I'mretarded?.webm

I have done the maid but I’m down to clown so poor Yepa might need a make over.

>>37050729
Could a lim mindbreak me just by dancing a little?

Consider shog nuns

>>37050663
>haunted manison
>Hakutaku ghosts roam inside
>to enter a room, you have to solve a puzzle
>to leave a room, you have to do a test and get a 100
>If you fuck up, its a remedial molesting by the ghost

>>37050729
Someone needs to stop these lims before more are mind broken

>>37050790
You can't stop the lims

>>37050790
imagine being scared of basement-dwelling neets

>>37050663
>when you're not looking, your homework is done
>when you're doing math, the answer is slowly drawn on the wall
>all your porn is replaced with teacher on student
>all this is done while a ghost cow floats around going "OoOoOooo..." in a scary voice

Asking my Ushi wife to help me deal with family matters

>>37050815
dumb lim can't even remember to put on underwear, I ain't scare of some fancy succ

>>37050729

Ignore the big name, big grand established Monstergirl Restaurants. Ignore the Tricollome Prisoner Fruit Cafes. Embrace and support your smaller local human owned independent and or Mom and Pop owned restaurants and eateries.

>>37050733
That's not retarded
Write it and get it published

>>37050815
I refuse to believe such obvious lilim propaganda. They have a weakness we've just yet to find it

>>37050847
Did to supply chain shortages, all of them are going to have a hard time

>>37050847
>>>/tg/

>>37050790
>>37050815
>>37050861
just look them right in the eyes and hold their hands, they'll spill their spaghetti like the dorks they actually are

>>37050861
They have a hard time dealing with true romance
So many of them are single for a reason

>Oh great genie of the lamp, I wish there was no more cringe

>>37050610
Skin not white enough

Anon that cat isnt dancing

Remember that hiring monster girl bodyguards also doubles as a marriage contract in most circumstances.

>>37050895
why do you hate cheshires so much?

>>37050871
>supply chain shortages, all of them are going to have a hard time

And so will your favorite monster restaurants and that Prisoner Fruit cafe franchise. Better to support your local Ma and Pa eateries at least.

>>37050895
>they asked for now cringe
>just another night alone eating holst ice cream

>>37050969
Cheshire is going to be thick and busty if she does that too often.

maids with command grabs

>>37050979
>going to be
too late, Anon

>>37050998
So she's in prime kitten carrying state then?

>>37050877
>>37050879
>Prince anon invades demon realm not to kill monsters but to flip the script on the lim who runs it
I wonder if it's considered flirting or bullying to slowly conquer her lands and marry his men off to the monsters the defeat

>>37050969
>>37050979
I'm gonna molest that pudgy cat

>>37051006
If by kitten you mean lard rolls, then yes.

>>37050979
thats the plan
>call your chesh neighbor cringe all the time
>she sobs with holst ice cream every night
>once she gets to the desired thicc, bust down her door
>before she can take the spoon out of her mouth, pounce her and tell her you'll make her not cringe
a funny chesh is a pregnant one

>>37051021
>call your chesh neighbor cringe
you don't even need to do that, they have been made cringe by the clown

>>37051019
>>37051020
Groping of soft cats is a must to prepare them for breeding and litter bearing.


>>37051021
This is a true statement.
A cat at peak softness is one you need to fill with kittens so she can get her groove back.

>>37051039
we'll see who's cringe when cheshire dabs on clown with her many kittens

>>37051097
>chesh doesn't know how many kids a clown can have at once

>>37051106
h-how many anon?

>>37050967
"All of them" includes the franchises and the small businesses anon

>>37051119
about 6 clown cars worth at the low end

>>37051013
A conquest of land and booty sounds like a fun

>>37051130
>watch as your many daughters do back flips or ride uni cycles around the house
>exhausted but happy at the little joys in your life
>as you finish wiping away a stray pie, clown wife walks up to you
>she honks your dick and sings that wants to get pregnant again
uh oh

>>37051194
There really ought to be competitions in MGC over who can make the most babies in a year
The European countries used to issue awards to moms who not only had many children, but were also well behaved, healthy, and smart

>>37051265
i'm still into the idea of echidnas going for 100% known species speedruns

>>37051281
How many babies do snakes usually have per pregnancy?

>>37051265
>competitions in MGC over who can make the most babies in a yea
your asking for alot of broken pelvises anon
also cute daughter overload

>>37051281
>the echinda onlys pops out bogies
>>37051299
depends, it can be between 3 and 100

>>37051281
She's going to be to give birth to 8.7 million children

>>37051305
I for one am willing to make the sacrifice

>>37051315
>>37051314
Echidnas are fertile for long times, right?

>>37051314
>the echinda only pops out bogies
>your echinda lays an egg
>get excited about finally being a dad
>egg starts to crack so you get the video camera
>out pops a small toy car
>did someone replace your daughter with a kindr egg?
>before you can think of anything else, the little doors open and out flood baby bogies
>the last thing you hear before fainting from shock, is little squeaky honks
repeat many times

>>37051021
That pic is the fattest thing in wonderland

>>37051355
>saying that when old fat jabber exists

>>37051356
I don't believe gazer propaganda, jabberwock is skinny

>>37051363
proof

>>37051363
bless you

If I am elected, I promise to pass legislation making it illegal for women to remain human.

>>37051369
wrong pic

>>37051363
its ok to be in denial anon, just make sure your wallet is ready

>>37051305
>>37051265
>Welcome to the 1st annual MGC Mamathon! Where we discover the largest families either made or expanded this year!
>We had over 100 applicants with an average family size of 13.7 children! Congratulations to everyone!
>But for our medalists, 3rd place goes to Mrs. P'orc! Who gave birth to 21 children this year! (She was already pregnant when the year started)
>In 2nd place, and while still very pregnant, Mrs. Echidna! She gave birth to 35 children this year, bringing her to a total family size of 167! Simply incredible!
>and in 1st place, Mrs. Bogie with a whopping 44 children in one pregnancy! You can say clown car! With the grand prize com- wait!
>Mrs. Echidna is giving birth on stage!

>>37051378
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>37051378
I want to smack her belly and her butt

>>37051363
it ain't lies, its the truth. All she does is shitpost on 4mons about how human bois want old fat hags like her, eat, watch zipangese magical boy rape hentai, and eat some more

>>37051378
The dangers of doughnuts in monster girl society

>>37051378
>rail your chunky jabber
>squish and slap her pudge while calling her names

>>37051449
>ywn live the comfy life with the shroom mage in the forest

>>37051449
Dark mage and her fungi friends?

>>37051378
>>37051380
>>37051400
>>37051401
>>37051412
Jabberwock is one of the monsters on the top of the tier list. Her power is incredible, so show some respect!

>>37051463
yes, she makes the ground shake with the movement of her thunder thighs

>>37051463
power to eat maybe

>>37051463

>>37051392
They should receive stipends to help cover the costs for all those children!

>>37051482
Is your new goal just to keep spamming this shit every thread?

>>37051619
Just ignore him

>>37051635
People have been ignoring him for years now, ignoring just makes him feel like his forced meme is accepted.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to admire your bodyguard's hobbies.
Nothing would make an huge, muscled Ochi happier than reading her poetry or looking at the paintings of a veteran dullahan.
Or you'll embarrass them because they don't want you to know they have such unwarrior-like hobbies.
Which makes it all the better.

>>37051708
I want to get drunk with my muscle guards and complain about being single

>>37050324
Chinese Dragon-mamonos are more lamia-style as long 'noodles'

>>37051724
I don't think you're be quite ready for the snu-snu that follows.
Likewise, I don't think THEY would be quite ready for a pregnancy.

>>37051734
>dragging anon to the room
"Haha, We're geniuses!"
>months later
"Oh no?!"

>>37050846

How is publishing even possibru? It takes place within KC's setting so wouldn't there be copyright issues?

Imagine Anon male Popstars, imagine all the precautions, countermeasures, and securities the industry would have to invest in to keep their 'purity' intact.

>>37051770
>Outfits that once showed off abs now just show off baby bumps and the tight fitting bras now have milk spots and overflowing breastflesh,
>Then there are the short shorts that now are condending with once tight rears that now have motherly padding and hips that widened for child bearing.
Folks won't even recognize them.

>>37051777
My whole appeal would be that I am a dirty slut after the show but am a classy and refined boy in the big screen

>>37051777
Imagine the story of that one guy who didnt want to be a popstar but his contract ment he wasnt allowed to quit, so he just did every performance while openly complaining around all the other pop starts that were overly happy and grateful for the love and support.

>>37051790
>they try to still be active warriors with baby bumps
>anon forces them to settle down
>they can only grumble and blush while anon pampers them all day
they'll be recognized as the 8ft pregnant girls who get chastised by anon for not relaxing

Your small wife is hangry after a long day in the mines, what did you make for dinner?

>>37051848
>Years later.
>"Our moms were mercenaries? That's a pretty funny joke, they sure don't look like it."
>Meanwhile, the trio are grumbling about how no one believes they got all their money from adventuring and mercenary work.
>Although they don't feel all that bad about all the daughters they have and the new, comfy life they live...although civilian life did take some getting used to.
>Turns out not putting skills into non-combat professions can make things difficult.

>>37051871
Pasta with peppers, hot sausage, onions and some garlic bread.
Maybe some beans on the side.

>>37051880
>they always try to put on their old gear to prove that they were bad ass
>many daughters have made them thicc and plumb
>looks like they are about to explode with the compact meat
>their looks causes anon to go into a breeding frenzy and he impregnates them AGAIN
>as they lie in the cuddle pile that night, they swear they'll fit next time

Human sinners can run but they can’t hide

>>37051893
This sounds good.

>>37051961
>your angel gets served a restraining order for frequent sexual harassment
>she stills lives in your house
heaven is weird

>>37051771
Talk to him about it

>>37051961
with the thousands of years of rape, is there any room for a happy wedding for angels?

What's better than turning warriors into brood mothers? Turning them into maids!

I want to turn maids into warriors.

>>37052082
>can pick you up and sweep under you at the same time
>can always reach things so no need for ladders
>knows many hearty foods that will help you grow big and strong like her
>can be the big spoon and cuddle you to sleep
perfect

>>37052021
Gotta do what they can to avoid losing more humans to monster girls
>>37052045
After the penance is complete, to avoid the purified male from falling into sin again an eternity of marriage is the only way.

>>37052102
>After the penance is complete
but that's so long. Are you saying she would say and do nothing if Anon tells her that he loves her and other sweet things? surely she can spare a "I love you too" and not just dish out the rape

>Having nice dream
>Suddenly cheshire ass
>Dick is harder than a mino's horns
>Fuck cheshire ass
>Feels really good
>Even though I never fucked a cheshire before
>Also I don't remember trying to induce a lucid dream
Meanwhile
>Cheshire bully put her earbuds in anon's ears
>Is playing cheshire breeder hypno asmr
>Is gonna break him so much he'll just start leaking precum when he sees purple and black stripes

>>37052128
I guess. And she’d probably try to adjust so Anon stays in a comfortable position while she cooks for him mid-rape or so they can watch movies together mid-rape and whisper “you can do it, you are smart” as anon tries to study mid-rape.

>>37052149
can anon on good behavior get his sentence reduced and converted from rape to Sex

>>37052082
Wetnurses!

>>37052149
>live a comfy life with angel rape warden
>do all sorts of things with her, but while she rapes you
>watching tv? rape on the couch
>studying? rape on the bed
>having fun at the beach? rape on the beach while she splashes you
>it would be romantic if she wasn't constantly raping you
>oh well, 999 more years to go...

>>37052147
>cheshire bully thinks she's smart
>turns to leave but trips over something
>she picks it up and sees its a book
>she opens it up and its filled with detail plans for anon getting with her
>its dated before she did this asmr thing
>she starts sweating as the bed creaks and a shadow falls over her
and then cheshire was broked(good end)

I heard someone here ordered a kikimora for pickup?
Is Mr. Kikianon here?
Mr. Kikianon, we have your kikimora here for pickup. Please come up to the front.
Last call for Mr. Kikianon.

Sorry Natasha, looks like you'll have to come home with me.
Don't worry, dear. I'll make you're welcome to stay with me as long as you like.

The 24+ hours of rain has now turned to snow.

>>37052382
You should be praising the ice queen, she’s fixing the shit weather called rain

>>37051938
>They work out and get fit
>New developed bodies make husband horny
>More daughters
It's a vicious cycle

Defeat Monsters at card games.

>>37052382
>24 hours of rain
Fucking water wurms trying to get a boyfriend by holding the weather hostage.

>>37052440
>Challenging and defeating p'orcers, one-by-one, in chess
The easy to achieve a submissive harem

>>37052454
>that one salamander that keeps jumping out from hiding spots and whipping out a chessboard to challenge you

>>37052440
>poker deck
>backs are yugioh cards from the manga
weird but neat detail

>>37052473
>you beat her
>she gets mad and claims it doesn't count
>even though this is the fifth time

>>37052446
Don't worry anon, avoiding the rain is not all that hard really. I'm sure you could consider at least one good option. Water Wurm may be trying to ruin you day but Greenworm always tries to brighten it up!

>>37052507
how is she holding that parasol?

>>37052562
Force of Will

>>37050177
uh oh! bad decision, anon!

>>37052562
We've learned to stop questioning her sorcery. Her claws probably have a bunch of little hooks or something on them that allow them to grab on to stuff and climb walls

>>37052738
What's served?

It's time to go adventuring! Assembling a party is important but your choices come at random.

https://pastebin.com/WfqZXLkx
>Go to some random number gen and generate a number between 1 and 99
>Your party is your numbers. ex. you roll 1, that's 01, you get party members 0 and 1. 74, you get members 7 and 4.
>Doubles gets a special party member + the mamono of whatever you rolled double of

How's your quest go?

>>37052819
>62
>6 - Sly Arachne Bard
>2 - Befuddled Blue Slime Witch
We accomplish nothing but have a good time doing it.

Is it possible to mind break a monster girl?

>>37052847
I don't see why not. Isn't that just giving her heart pupils?

>>37052791
Her eggs.

which number is you?

>Let me guess: you want breast milk in your latte
>Not from you, your tits are too small

I think that i will be safe from hags, because they obsessed only with shotas.

>>37052903
you shouldn't tease miss nuki like that, she'll ruin you

YUBI YUBI

>>37053226
Her breasts aren't small! She could easily fill a cup!

>>37053180
20, I can't wait to meet the in-laws.

>>37053180
65

>>37053180
63 is and always has been in the best position with 65 a close second.

>>37052819
> got 70
>Reformed Minotaur Bandit
>Bogey/Bogie Hybrid Mage

>heard about some crazy wizard that can split anything

dont know how the quest will go...

>>37053766
I wish to hug the fly

>>37053265
>implying that are an adult to them

>>37053265
>he says with his pitiful two digits of age

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4840859

I didn't order anything online. This package must be for my neighbor.

>Yeti-san throws her Leafs jersey on the ice after yet another loss

>>37054257
Sportsball is dumb.

>>37053425
I only accept the milk of the fattest milkiest cows

>>37054346
Is that...a plant-cow? I don't want plant milk! I'm not a fucking vegan, gimme a real cow!

>>37054361
>a real cow
I found one

>>37054361
Something something Coconut milk

>>37054375
That's the sort of moneymaker cow you get in your dairy and treat right.

>Lims desperately trying to follow current trends but she's always late to the party
>"I can be a cow barista too! Look, I'm onluly wearing the apron! Hahaha!"

>>37054438
is she also a chesh lim for max cringe?

>>37054500
Yup, and now that cheshires have been dethroned by bogie, that'll make miss lim even more cringe.

>the princess insists that there is nothing unusual about her, and you shouldn't waste time thinking about it when the dragon could return at any minute

>>37054531
The dragon tied you up in shibari, princess?

>>37054531
>tfw this is the third time your boss pulled this stunt this week

reminder that hags need to be spoiled from time to time as well

>>37054531
Any real princess would know what the proper reward for a rescue is.

no rape allowed past this post. This is now a consent respecting thread

>>37054647

>>37054647
I consent to being raped by a big hound or manticore.

>>37054647
you can't tell me what to do, I am an adult and I don't care if I get brutally raped

>>37054647
Gotcha

if mge had danmaku battles what would each girl's theme be like?

>oooh nooo the angels are gonna rape me for a thousand million gazillion years what am I gonna doooo waaaaahhh
Literally just rape them back. They're incapacitated by groping, you can give them one aggressive dicking and then go play video games or whatever.

Yuki-sensei grew since the last time I've seen her!

>"Anon, my office. Now"

>>37054826
you win once but then get raped over and over for the centuries fo come

>>37054887
Pffff. The only place a shortstack has in the office is under my desk. Proper OLs have to be taller.

>>37054842
Fatty

clown milf in color

>>37054988
Based

>They bleat unexpectedly when they orgasm

>>37055051
That's why you should get the superior, more drunk goat

>>37055065
All goats bleat. Wine goat will bleat too. She probably bleats more when she's drunk

I want a monster with a powerful subconscious instinct to dominate. When she comes home she has to use her willpower not to reverse mating press you on the spot.
Extra points if her personality is otherwise the "stoic and serious" kind.

>>37055051
i want to make her bleat all night long

>>37055178
Same, but why would you want her to resist those urges? Part of a healthy relationship is your wife demonstrating her dominance.

For you, she's a terryfying beast, lurking in the mountains, for me - she's a mere batcat fucktoy.

>>37055319
She is trying to be slightly gentler.
She is still going to brutally rape me as soon as possible. Just not before I get to greet her and she eats her dinner.
She may also be a bit prideful and tries to not act like a beast.

>>37054924
Wrong. Everybody knows goblins make the best OLs.

OH LAWD SHE COMIN'

>>37054106
>>37054147
You're both just joking, right?

>>37055661
nope, you are a child to old hags

>>37055572
Always on maternity leave.

>>37053180

Poor Shirou has enough to deal with, now fairies are fighting over him.

>>37055661
Anon...

Tentacles are good girls.

>>37055765
I want a rose tentacel gf

you better run
you better take cover

>>37051724

>Isekai adventurer goes to the palace to meet the princess.
>She falls in love with him blah blah blah.
>She gets friendzoned.
>He's all over her brown, muscular body guard.
>The epilogue takes place during their wedding.

That's how you save the genre.

>>37055806
>you better run
>you better take cover
>Buying bread from a man in Brussels
>He was six-foot, four and full of muscle
>I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
>He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
>And he said
I ain't scared of no bunyips and trapdoor ushis, m8

>>37054147
this gives me the mental image of elves treating some senile 80+ year old man like he was a teen.

>>37055843
but does she blow or plunder?

>>37055828
>Epilogue involves the princess working out to get just as buff
Gotta get that sequel bait.

>>37056026
And can she hear the thunder?

what would you say is the "rival" fanbase for this?

Submit to foxes

>>37056260
I refuse.

>>37055843
>trapdoor ushis
That sounds terrifying. Also I never noticed but Ushi Oni arms look like chelicerae. I wonder if that was intentional on KCs part

Assert dominance over big girls by breaking their parts, then mount them.

>>37056260
What if i refuse?

Dangerous monsters lurk the streets during the night. Be especially careful of whom you talk to and invite to your house at night.

>>37056303
What do you mean? White hair and unnatural levels of smugness are perfectly normal in human women.

>>37056303
What’s the most dangerous town at night? So I get ex-I mean avoid so I can stay safe

>>37056303
inviting strangers over to your house seems like a bad time all around.

>>37056260
I only submit to robots

imagine her pregnant size

>>37054531
I don't know if a dragon would do that considering their temperament. But it would be a fun story having the hero who came to save the princess from the dragon not be aware that the dragon he came to slay is the princess.

>>37056446
That's like a classic monster chick-flick plot. A knight fed order propaganda about monsters being hideous beasts meets a monster girl and deems her a princess/lady/good spirit due to her beauty, and she can't bring herself up to tell him the truth.

>>37054842
Snowball effect?

>>37056303
>Dangerous monsters lurk the streets during the night.
It’s okay I have my childhood friend who walks with me at night. Even though he started growing his hair out, and his wings are always stiff, and he’s wearing weird clothes but it’s not like he can hurt me right?

>>37055843
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and made me breakfast

>>37056303
always ask strange manticores for directions

>>37056463
I like the one where the knight's eyesight is so shit he just sees a vaguely humanoid smudge and assumes it's the princess, not the dragon

Anons
How do I defeat the boss? She's too hard.

>>37056588
Pocket sand

>a whole year later and real improvements in drawing or writing
I feel like giving up.

>>37056588
speech 100

>>37056588
easy, just look her in the eyes and smile, she'll drop her spaghetti and then hug her to make her faint

>>37056588
Fight dirty. Honorable duels are for suckers

>>37056599
Keep it up anon

>>37056588
Show her your boomstick.

>>37056625
so my 20 mm pp cannon?

>>37056588
Try sucking her tits. She isn’t an angel so this shouldn’t backfire.

>>37056588
Why is the only colour pic of her the one where she has no underwear on?

>>37056299
less hugs

>>37056554
poor knight tries his best

>>37056730
>has a hard time realising who needs to be rescued
that pic proves otherwise

>>37055765
More like Tentincels amirite

Eh? Anyone? This thing on?

>>37056599
Do your best anon, we believe in you

>>37056730
NOOOO Ushi-chan, get away there's a r*astie right next to you!

>>37056730
>As soon as [Knight] says that to the spider girl, the Cocoon monster drops it's facade, revealing it's true grotesque nature.

MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM

>>37055765
the tentacle forest is such a strange place

>>37056885
Its also fun cause you can swing from place to place if you are fast enough and harass monsters while being able to hide in the tentacles if need be

>>37053272
Doubt.

which anime lends itself to crossover with mge the easiest?

>>37057141
>t. Dumb Anon that will have to do the walk of shame back home with his semen-stained pants as every single hag on the way “ufufufus” at (You) and then will have to explain himself to his momster

>>37057191
Monster Girl Doctor I guess

>>37057197
>implying I don't know how to deal with tentacles

>>37057213
how do you deal with tentacles?

>>37057213
This is what they all say. You are up there together with dragons and salamanders as the morons that jobbed to smug tentacles.

>>37057231
you hand raise them from a young age and live among them

>>37055843
>be Strayan-anon
>hiking innabush, finds himself magically crossing into Mamono-land
>wanders down to the beach, sets up camp
>Bruce-Anon strips down to his stubby-shorts, goes into the surf
>B-Anon meets a strange mermaid-sheila, she's like a skarkgirl but shes got wide 'wings' on the sides of her humanish torso and a log thin mermaid tail with a barb
>"g'day"
>"ohno, not again, stay away from me, please..."
>Bruce-anon is a bit stunned when the mermaid-sheila swims off in a sobbing panic
>Bruce-Anon comes back onto the beach to meet a large Lamia-chick
>"g'day"
>"uh, hello... uh, you dont have to be afraid of me..."
>"Yeahnah, I'm not afraid, Darl, there's lots bigger snakes than you back home. But I just met this really scared mermaid-sheila, she took off as soon as she saw me."
>"Oh yes, that's Ray-lene... she stil hasnt got over the tragic accident with the last guy she met. Apparently he tried to put his thumb up her bumhole, which I mean is usually fine by me since Lamias have a cloaca, but she got a shock, poor girl, and accidentally lashed him through the chest with her barb... she still can't get over it."
>"So you Snake-sheilas like it up the clacker, eh? Well, I've got a few VBs back at my tent. You wanna beer before or after..?"

Today's greentexting - pick a racial stereotype, pick their most likely mamono
>inb4 the kiwi-anons fuck all the were-sheeps

>>37057235
They haven't lived among them and keep them happy as well as I have. I was practically raised by the tentacle forest itself

>>37057191
Darling in the Franxx

>>37057351
i only watched the first half of that

>>37057191
MonOisho is set during the aftermath and rebuilding after the long Human-Monstergirl(and boys) War, so its more a sequel but would be the most common equivalent.
>tfw your childhood friend Lamia-nurse-pharmacist-waifu is also from a family of Guild Assassins and Poison-makers and fights off multiple human mercenary scum.

>>37057371
>Human-Monstergirl(and boys) War
who won?

>>37057371
Despite having a grimdark-past, MonDoctor is probably the most balanced monstergirl world-build
>not a formulaic "Anon gets Isekai'd thru a plothole"
>Lindholme is an actual civilisation not just - "the DL made all these random solo monstergirls"
>not just a contrived harem - DoctorGlenn has a ring of female friends/potential-waifus but theyre not just all shoehorned into one house by a Smiffu
>the monstergirls aren't just mindlesly horny for Anon or all humans no matter how pathetic he is - again, Glenn attracts a few potential waifus because they get to make individual decisions based on their own likes and preferences, or even political motives
But it will come down to Hoss vs Snek in the end, and he'll pick the Snek for a fairytale ending, even though marrying the rich transport heiress is the smarter move, and keep the Snek as his work-partner/side-piece, noting from the 2 hoss-maidos that sharing side-girls are fine in their culture.

>>37057373
They eventually negotiated a peace, based on mutual interests in avoiding further casualties and making profitable trade, as any logical mature leaders would.

>>37057487
so no war booty husbands then?

>>37057373
The loli-dragon took over the town as ruler, so she is the obvious winner.

>>37057516
silly girl forgot her clothes

>>37050729
HIGHLY underated costume

>>37057496
The Lamia-nurse meets her human-intended (he hasnt waifu'd her yet) by being a 'show of good-faith' hostage between the 2 families during the peace negotiations, so technically she's a war-bride but not a captured one.
Most humans seem to marry other humans, and monsters others of their own species, which is pretty logical. But having all the different species meet and trade etc in one city is breaking that down a bit.
>not every human-Anon is a monsterfucker, so vice-versa also makes sense

I want to get raped by a dire buffyip.

>>37057466
>let's make a monstergirl anime for people who don't like monstergirl animes

>>37057516
Its a weird anatomy how Skadi's wings come off her hips not her shoulders.
It's probably replicating where they would be halfway down her body in her 'big-dragon' form to balance her upper-body and a long thick tail and back legs in horizontal flight, but it still just looks 'odd' standing upright in her small-humanoid form.

>>37057623
>let's make a monstergirl anime that isn't for people who can't cope with any monstergirl animes outside only MGE

>>37057613
>dire bunyip looms over you ready to rape
>think fast and lick her exposed abs
>she "kyaas" and runs away
easy

Fairies (especially pixies) have been turning me on a lot lately.

>>37057683

Now you've done it, Anon.

>>37057695
I was already really into demons, succs, lims, and the like. I'd start jacking off at her a little before letting her in.

>>37052147
is asmr-conditioning a common thing? must be something mindflayers evented

>>37057709
good thing that they can't brea- oh no!

he's at it again
>>37050111

>>37057723
Just as planned. Especially if she gets stuck in the window. Which, knowing that she'll know I'm into that, she'll somehow manage to find a way to get stuck in the window backwards.

>>37057697
>Remillia is pissed
>not because you impregnated her sister
>but because you didn't impregnate her first

>>37057727
don't dignify that

>>37057723
Succubutt!

>>37057731
i wouldn't want sisters to fight

>>37057727
Just report him and ignore.

>>37057697
Couldn't have been me. I was too busy impregnating all the fairies outside the manor.

>>37057774
It's not fair MGs are cops, rape is already legal, what more do they want?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/1451983616150548482
Kaibe gets happy ending with Dragon wife.

>>37057788
being a virgin is illegal anon
don't resist or she'll serve justice in the back of her car

>>37057801
If I was caught by a goblin cop, would I be forced to help her sisters give birth to 1 gobbo for every gob I've killed in a vidya?

which mg is best to fuck your brains out while simultaneously maintaining a haughty air of indifference throughout the whole thing?

>>37057801
>being a virgin is illegal anon
But why? I'm not hurting anybody with it.

>>37057824
>>37057801

>>37057774
>>37057788
>imagine not learning tentacle rape magic and not learning teleport illegally
I bet you guys also pay your semen tax

>>37057805
>try to say you don't play video games
>can't say anything as your face is muffled by goblin booty
>the two gob cops/sisters ride you with heart pupils yelling that you'll pay for your crimes
yes

>>37057824
>I'm not hurting anybody with it
>hoarding your seed from a loving wife
>not hurting anyone
criminals like you deserve to get what's coming to you

>>37057827
I always figured Uihara was an Alraune with those petals.

>>37057844
i see troll

>>37057843
Eh, but i don't have wife...

>>37057683
>>37057695
>>37057723

>>37057788
>>37057801
>>37057827
so the cops are also breaking the law themselves for being stinky sweaty old virgins....

>>37057862
>i don't have a wife
shouldn't have said that infront of an officer anon, no she's legally and morally required to take you downtown to set you straight

>>37057801
And I don't care cause I don't have a wife. I am a strong, indecent, and independent man that is an adult that needs no monster wife

>>37057878
I forgot to add, i have a girl that i love and wanna confess her, but not now. So, can i go home, please?

>>37057913
next you gonna tell me
>You don't know her, she's from a different town
Right?

>>37057833
But what would win out? How many goblins I've killed, or how active I am at producing golems in any game where I can? Would I be arrested as a cumpump for goblins, or rewarded and sent to help repopulate some ruins?

what games would be unintentional horror for them

>>37057909
>Needs no monster wife
That sounds awful lot like a anti-monster sentiment, dear citizen. The secret police will want to have a chat with you.

>>37057932
I don't know you, that's my purse.

>>37057913
she'll drive you to your crush and force you to confess, with manticore spine gun press against you
if you're lying, well...

>>37057948
>have a chat with me
thats an extra 50

>>37057936
yes

>>37057932
Officer, our town is huge, of course you can't know her. And why you should know, if we see each other for the first time?

>>37057950
>having a purse as a man
gayyyyy

>>37057960
I could live with both. Rewarded with the ruins and a golem harem, but under house arrest by some coplins. Golems are free use for me, and I'm free use for the gobs.

>>37057967
>motor boat clown boobs
>she pops them in your face
mean clown

>>37057974
>lying to an officer
>expecting to come out of this not turned into a aheagoing mess

>>37057975
>not being a purse-owner
I bet you don't even reach out to the truth.

>>37057993
>See her doing the same thing the next day.
>Breasts are even bigger this time.
>Go to squeeze and pop them, pay her back for pranking you.
>She looks surprised when you suddenly grab her chest.
>Then smug as you realize they aren't balloons, they're the real deal.
>"Heh, pervert."

>>37058000
>reach out to the truth.
reaching out to come out of the closet, alp?

>>37057974
You are lucky she is not a Cupid or you would have an arrow lodged into your ass.

>>37057941
All the ones where neets sit in their basements not fucking their waifus.

>>37058004
>rapes you for being naughty
>next day see her big booty and go to slap it for payback
>it pops as soon as your hand connects causing you to shriek in shock
>she laughs at her prank and makes fun of your fright
>then she rapes you gain cause your naughty
how can you win against the clown?

>>37057996
A-a-anyway, your actions are illegall, because you can't proof that i'm lying, so i shouldn't obey to you and can go home.

>>37058034
by out clowning the clown

>>37058034
clowns have no known predators

>>37058053
what about mimes?

>>37058065
another subspecies of the clown

>>37058053
You gotta get police kobolds for that, even then there is no garuntee.

>>37058065
>bring a mime to fight the clown
>they're sisters and turn on you
>get trapped in a small invisible box while being stuffed against and raped by the clown and mime
atleast seeing the mime silently laughing at you would be cute

>>37057373
The Lamia becomes number one wife, so she wins the war.

>>37058053
Fun police.

>>37058093
DO YOU MEAN:
the no fun police?

>>37058100
Just get in the van, clown.