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Suicide

Depends on whether I'd have a laptop and a way to recharge the battery if I was homeless.

Well if you're actually going to hand me a job I'll take it. Figs don't pay for themselves.

>>3704704
You'd have to look for it yourself.

Getting a job and no longer being a NEET, duh.
You're not going to get very good Internet under a bridge.

I just got hired today so, guess I chose the latter.

I'm sure at least a fair amount of us aren't jobless because we want to be. It's not easy finding work, especially with the economy right now.

>>3704700
Homeless people have no electricity. They're homeless.

Security Guard job here I come.

>>3704736
Homes aren't the only places with electricity, you know.

That homeless person in the OP looks like he's camping. That seems pretty fun.

You mean all this time I could be a homeless?!!? imagine roaming the wide wild world with nothing but you and your loyal animal companion never knowing what tomorrow will bring, adventuring thru all of the land, FUCK YEAHR!

Can I install VN's at a public library?

>>3704736
You can use a public library.

Anyway, you would have to be insane not to choose having a job. They're really not all that bad.

>>3704761
Imagine all the digging through trashcans you get to do to feed yourself every day, FUCK YEAHR!

Gonna find out in about three months here :-(

>>3704775
Or you could go forage for food in the forest. Lazy city folk.

>>3704775
FUCK YEAH THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!

You mean I could get a guaranteed job in this unemployment climate with no previous experience or references? Sign me up.

>>3704780
Gonna eat some berries covered in bear shit and then sleep under a few leaves while keeping an ear out for wolves, kickass.

>>3704790
Find a better berry bush and sleep in a tree, faggot.

>>3704801
Or I could get a job and eat real food, and sleep in a real bed, in my real house with central heating/air.

>>3704767
Finding one is a huge pain in the ass, though.

>>3704833
And then your city is nuked and you die a terrible death from radiation while my location deep in the wilderness ensures my survival for the time being.

ITT we have not read this book.

>>3704870

>>3704870
I read that book. Three times.

The sequel sucked ass and disappointed me greatly when I was a child.

>>3704884

The sequel was written 40 years later by a cash-strapped author. It does not exist.

>>3704870
i read that book. he lives inside a tree or something for awhile.

>>3704870
I had to read it for grade 7 I believe.

>>3704896
This does not erase my childhood's pain.

>>3704870

GO FOR THE EYES, FRIGHTFUL. GO FOR THE FUCKING EYES.

>>3704870
I hated the end when his family showed up to live in the wild with him, fuck that, self sufficient woodland hobo forever

>>3704915

In the sequel, they pussied out and he got to live alone until his loli imouto showed up.

>>3704915
Most of them are kicked out in the sequel.
The shitty part is when they start to modernize it and [spoilers]he releases Frightful. ;_;[/spoilers]

I don't have any references. No friends, family, nothing. It's impossible to get a job without one. Volunteering doesn't get me food on my plate.

>>3704947
Although I've never done it, I'm certain there's some church group or volunteer group somewhere that will feed you for volunteering if you ask them.

>>3704947
I got a job at the public library without any references or experience.

>>3704947
It's not impossible. Pretty sure McDonald's and such will hire you.

How the hell do NEET's support themselves? living with there parents?

>>3704990
Bingo, in most cases. Myself included.

>>3704990
Living with where parents?

Living with here parents?

Not all NEETs have parents. Some are on their own.

>>3705004
There parents = parents from a particular place.

>>3705021
And how do they support themselves?

I remember I was in this same position three months ago. Stay NEET with my 3d girlfriend who cheated on me countless time, or move out of town and start a new life/job but also give up all of my hobbies and interest at the same time. I chose to move, and I haven't regretted it since.

>>3705027
Yeah, typo.

>>3705044
Presumably they have money saved up.

Become homeless, live a pitiful life wishing for the day you could get back on the internet,

then you join the military, just to stop living a pathetic life crushed under the feet of society and end up turning into a muscled combat machine, who will have a adventurous life in the military until his contract is over.

Or you just enlist until you die in glorious battle, it is not suicide and a just cause

>>3705081
>military
>just cause
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

killing lesser colored races for glorious white america is a just cause.

I think he meant enlist in the army and shoot up the place.

>>3705081
I don't think I could meet the physical requirements to enlist.

>>3705081
Join an organization of professional murderers.
Be chill as fuck.