/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37033422
But it's Thursday

>>37033422
I don't pray though

>>37033433
Oh shit, I completely lost track of time.

>>37033422
I am always ready to pray in the church of our milky lady

>>37033473

Monstergirl to hear out my confession to her unamused and call me a beta?

37033510
get the fuck out and learn to not be a fuck up as well

What makes wolfus so homely and comfy?

Last thread was rather amusing. I look forward to once more watching you pathetic insects grovel and seethe.

>>37033530
Canines are man's best friend(with benefits)

Daily reminder that vamps are the best, and you should get a vampire wife.

>>37033554
>marry my families arch enemies
I'd rather sell myself to the sabbath before I do something like that

>>37033568
daycares are always hiring (for some reason)

>>37033422

>>37033568
That can be arranged.

In MGC, It's not a crime to use a sleeping mans cock, so be careful and lock all your doors and make sure to get some monster proof 2 ft thick steel walls

>>37033649
need more pictures of bogie juggling

>>37033685
this nun has been blessed

>>37033672
>2ft thick steel walls
That's more armor than any tank ever made

>>37033672
Just take antidepressants, you won't get hard.

>>37033699
its better safe than sorry, you don't want to wake getting raped by some homeless monster off the street who broke into your house

>>37033714
That's why you have to find a wife! Quick!

i cant tell if im horny for monster girls or just lonely anymore

>>37033422

>>37033720
but I dont wanna, I wanna stay single for a bit more so I can sell myself as a mailorder husband

>>37033568
Anon, come one man, end this family grudge with a single bite.

>>37033774
I won't be some vamp hag's boytoy, I got more dignity than that

>>37033554
They offer nothing that Wights don't.

>>37033738
>thanks for saving me miss bishop but when do i get to go home?
this can only end well

>>37033738
How do mermaids give birth?

>>37033784

>>37033831
Imagine a mermaid having that many eggs and each one getting fertilized and growing up to be a mermaid

>>37033841
no wonder the navy is so fucking large

>>37033831
By sturgeon standards, that's basically a loli

>>37033848
hot

Choose one from every row to create your succubus harem

>>37033902
>More than one
Anon, NO! You'll trigger the mono-fag snowflakes!

You are being watched.

>>37033902
too much human

>>37033699
And completely useless against a good chunk of species.

>>37033909
its fine if everyone in the harem concents

>>37033913
and? they need to pay for the peep show

>>37033915
They're just hiding their monster parts so you don't choose the one with the biggest wings. They know human men are sluts for huge wings.

>>37033913
I always feel like

>>37033831
It doesn't suffocate without water?

>>37033902
Where is Megumin?

>>37033902
A7, B3, C7, D1, E4

>>37033913
All the time? Even when I'm fapping?

Starting tomorrow, everyone in this thread will be forced to endure troll stink. You will wake up tomorrow with a troll next to you in bed. You will have to tolerate her smelly, troll breath as you share a pillow in bed. You'll have to deal with her hot, sweaty, troll body as the two of you are smashed up together in bed under the same heavy blanket. You'll have to put up with her grabbing your leg in her sleep, shoving it between hers and grinding her sopping wet cunt on your thigh. Any attempt to turn around and face away from her will be thwarted as her strong arms and big hands hold you in place.

I'm sorry if this isn't what you want, but it's gonna be what you'll have to deal with everyday for the rest of your life and beyond.

>>37033902
Not a single buffcubus, lame.

How mamono punish murderfags?

>>37033902
I chose my momster

>>37033938
Unfortunate
For them, that is, as I’d go with any monstrous species first.

>>37033968
can she at least be a clown?

>>37033967
Especially when you're fapping. She's a lilim, desperate voyeur is basically her job description.

>>37033913
Big sister is watching. 1984 demon realm when?

Sorry to post so soon, but I figured I'd give a couple more updates on content in the works.

This is from an unnamed short VN we're producing about a seemingly benevolent swamp witch which is technically horror. A young man gone ghost-hunting stumbles upon her swamp and apparently finds the thrill he's been chasing, but things end very badly for him.

(Yes, we did base her on the Brazillian Cuca folklore.)

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>>37034007
>cuca
>not an old hag
jk she looks cute

>>37033993
She'll clown you everyday for your ignorance of botany

>>37034012
Finding a beastgirl with an exorbitant amount of pubic hair!
Going to bed with her!
Chaining her up while she sleeps!
Shaving it all off!

>>37034022
but flowers are gay tho

>>37034029
>shaving it off
I dislike you greatly

>>37034007

Also doing a four-page booklet on harpy variants with some lore stuff. Dove, Crow, Parrot and Bonebreaker. An artbro did the thumbnails, another artist is going to go over them in their own style and then render.

I'm still working on Bern's Breeding Sim, I've broken something doing sex QTEs and still figuring it out.

I'll be leaking all this once it's done. If you want to support us, you know where to find us. Thanks for your time.


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>>37034005
The thread often takes it to the extreme (to the point of being comical) but I think living in an authoritarian MG state has a lot of good story potential. Like look at magus's jinko one

>>37034007
>>37034045
This shit is so good. I'll subscribe.

Where did all the other contentfags go, anyway, and why is the bulk of western stuff suddenly being made by one person/group?

>>37034030
Flowers are masculine as fuck. Thinking otherwise is incredibly homosexual of you. Also, botany encompasses more than just flowers. It pertains to all plant life.

Well, since you're not interested in plant life. I'm gonna set you aside and hook you up with a girl that doesn't pertain to plants.
Pic related is your new waif.

>>37034072
>forgetting about lilarunes

>>37034007
>>37034045
Not sure when Hatch stopped being a fag but I love this.

>>37033982
She looks very fertile

>>37034078
You want to turn into a liliraune?

>>37034054
As do I, I'm in the process of writing a story about it now.

>>37034093
no, they are lesbos

>>37033902
>....harem...
No black horny-Hoss waifu
Not a real harem.

>>37033422
What tropes and cliches you see in games, movies, shows and anime/cartoons do you expect to still happen in the world if Monstergirl Encyclopedia?

>>37034093
Yeah what of it?

Clownpiece pic with Bogie when?

>>37034127
Give idea

>>37034113
Even with Mamono mana the childhood friend still loses

>>37034118
ALP PLANT ALP PLANT

Plants are homosexual after all, shrooms are better

>>37034130
The ultimate show between the two

>> 37033981
>How punish..?
3 sentences:
>most commonly by corrective-rape ofc
>for those where all the stabbing is Freudian, Alping them to get 'stabbed' in return
>for the worst, healing their victims with dark-magicks, and ignoring them until they go away

>>37034182
Clunny vs Clussy

>>37034159
Fungi reproduce asexually. I want to have a part in making my daughteru! Just say no to mushrooms!

>>37033831
Like dolphins and whales? Mammalian reproduction.

We need more Touhou and MGE together in general.

>>37034133
I am pretty sure that would cause a considerable outrage.

>>37034218
"You're curse now, or something. Oh noo. What misfortune."

Violate the vampire's masquerade, if you know what I mean.

>>37034223
Mamano mana can't overcome an oblivious male Mc.

>>37034260
Can I just violate the vampire instead

>>37034261
Nothing a bit of rape can't fix.

>>37034277
Begone dhampire.

>>37034248
My money!!!!!

>>37034319
Too dense to even realize he's being raped at the moment.

>>37034248
Can mamono mana save her?

>>37034325
He thinks she just tripped and fell onto him and is having a really hard time getting back up.

>>37033710
Something is really wrong with you if your anti-depressants are that powerful. When I had to take them at most they made ejaculation harder to achieve

>>37034355
>anon has to take enough antidepressants to basically make his dick entirely nonfunctional
Looks like a job for the dire bogey.

>>37034007
>cuca
Enlighten me?

>>37034355
Not him but Prozac left me completely devoid of a libido

To be have absolutely no sexual thoughts or desires was kind of weird

>>37034029
She is the one that would shave you off and mock your hairless kid body

>>37034355
>>37034374
>>37033710
Just how many anons here take anti depressantsm

How do I get a childhood friend as a 22 year old and how can it apply it to a succubus?

>>37034388
Anti-anxiety but that’s not really the same.

>>37034401

>>37034388
My previous medicine university had 2/3rds of my class suffer some form of anxiety or depression me included. You’d easily find your coleagues at the clinics while you wait your turn and the doctor outright recommended us to transfer away or try entering another university due to how inhumane that one was. A student outright admitted in a public presentation he tried to commit suicide twice, a girl fainted in the main hallway and they gave no fucks.
I was a lucky one since I got diagnosed at an early stage and reversed it via treatment.
It’s extremely common for you to find someone like that in those intensive unis or people still shooting for a given university. Nobody cares though.
It’s probably much worse in Japan seeing their obsession with isekai lately.

>>37034425
Seems a bit too Blade Runner. Can I have other options?

>>37034388
>>37034369
>monstergirls invade our world
>find out about antidepressants
>gather up lists of all prescriptions
>send out bogey hit squads to each and every one

>>37034475
>squads
this is how you drown people

damn, that's alot of people taking antidepressants

>>37034388
I'm not on any meds but I can't think of a time when I was actually happy, or a day I didn't think about self-deletion

>>37034510
thats a lot of bogeys

>>37034510
we are the big sad

>>37034475
Why bogeys?
They only go after naughty males
Being depressed is not a crime

>>37034529
bogeys, the big fluffy hug monsters, not bogies, the big scary clowns

>>37034501
Drown?

Anti-anxiety for me. I'd rather not fo down the anti-depresent road, since I'm more cyclical between extremes (not exactly bipolar, because the extremes aren't too extreme).

Am I the only one who got happier after I stopped taking my meds for adhd?

>>37034510
Why do you think we're here?

>>37034567
lonliness and a desire to escape reality i imagine

>>37034561
*in bogey cuddles

>>37034564
No, my brother felt much better not taking his ADD meds
We were all freaked out when one of our neighborhood friends killed himself while in anti-depressants. My brother hasn't taken any meds since and has learned to manage things far better than the meds were doing

>>37034575
Fuck that. I want to rejoin reality. Fuck you and fuck your "freedoms". I'm sick of it. It gives me thoughts I wouldn't share even with a therapist.

>>37034563
Im not trying to derail the thread but do they actually help much? The anxiety meds

Damn, now that I think about, Earth is Bogey heaven, isn't it?

>>37034612
See a therapist/psychiatrist first (obviously, so you can get a legal prescription and not pay junkie prices). And don't expect the meds to do all the work. You still need to learn and apply coping methods, but the meds make it easier.

Fuck being sad, tears are for banshees

>>37034612
I don't personally take any, but in the people I know's experience, yes. My grandfather took some and the difference in him was clear as day

>>37034675
Each time I see this thumbnail I think of a Shoggoth instead of Banshee.

>>37033422
Bros, my party's cleric is looking at me strangely.

>>37034701
She's just admiring the purity of your soul. The thick, girthy, throbbing purity of it.

>>37034701
Don't mind her, she just has some trouble interacting with people who are not of the congregation she was apart of

Reminder that Greilia has been downing all the pills she can handle for months on end. You bastards.

What is this monster?

>>37034748
Why is she doing that?

>>37034759
a really heavy, thick, and dumb armored snek that burrows underground

>>37034635
And these threads are monster girl heaven. Fuckton of males that love and would fuck monster girls without fucking twice while back in their world they have to deal with Order Propaganda and assholes like Manticores and Cheshire cats spreading the murderous stereotypes.

>>37034773
That sounds like a wurm but she is clearly not a wurm. The sign says so.

>>37034783
she's a notawurm

>>37034774
>without fucking twice
is it really heaven?

>>37033422

>>37034759
What monster?

>>37034325
>MC has been married to his childhood friend for years but doesn't realize it

>>37034761
Burnout, depression, anxiety, malnourishment. Her cynicism grows stronger each and every day.
A few months back, she got into an altercation with a whisp over insensitive remarks made when she lost another one. Last week, I don't think she shed a single tear. And that scares her.

>>37034815
18?

>>37034319
I don’t follow…

>>37034871
don't follow her, anon! she'll brutally rape you, leaving you an aheagoing mess of a man in the middle of the street

>>37034748
Is this from koikatsu? This model is crazy good

>>37034829
Someone please give the medicine goat a hug

>>37034549
So what
All monsters are antidepressants with the exceptions of Manticores, Gazers, and Banshees.

>>37034612
Personally yes.
They’re really subtle in their effect, but I’ve noticed a significant difference in the amount of “worrying about fucking nothing” I (used to) do.

>>37034926
Inadvisable. Unacceptable. She's been in the hot zone for too long. Her fur is dyed black with the avatar of death. She refuses to expose any others. She needs to stop the spread. She has to save them.

Ahem. Fuck glasses.

>>37034953
>manticores
Idk it seems like it would be pretty hard to be sad when you're cumming for the 57th time this hour

>>37034971
Wait this isn’t the Deltarune RP thread, sorry guys

>>37034973
>Fuck glasses.
Well fuck you too anon.

>>37034976
They’re one of like three monsters outright described as sadistic/cruel.
Obviously that’s by MG standards, but they’re very much an outlier species in that regard.

>>37034953
Manticores have fluffy manes, and do great aftercare. And Gazer...I love her.

>>37034829
The medical field is a tough one

>>37034971
That's when she needs the hug the most!

>>37034973
Fuck people with glasses? Yes I agree glasses-wearers should get more sex

>>37034926
shes needs amand fugnhug

>>37034113
>nice guy character
>takes off glasses
>slicks back hair

How many anime has practically done this??? Though I can imagine this would be a monstergirl "antagonist's boyfriend.

>>37035068
>>37035109
Patients have been getting more unreasonable. More violent. Staff gas been instructed to prescreen inpatients, and apply restraints as necessary. Greilia has been instinctively slapping away anyone that tries to reach out to her. It isn't supposed to be like this.

>>37035166
here's how to handle this
walk up to her
ask if she needs a hug
push through her paws and give a hug

>>37035166
either this>>37035179 or ask a chesh for teleport magic and hug her instantly

>>37035179
Large numbers of personnel have been laid off lately. Televisions were first muted, and then banned entirely from both patient rooms and staff quarters.
Nobody has seen the Administrator in weeks. I think Greilia was the last one. She's stopped looking her colleagues in the eye.

There are rumors.

Imagine resting your head a nice comfy sweater cushioned by worm tiddies

>>37035208
It's just the cheshire virus greila goddamn, all it does is make people regurtitate stale memes for a few days

>>37035208
oh no, the clownening is upon us

>>37035233
She keeps wandering off when she's supposed to be on break. Usually towards the morgue, muttering under her breath. Not even the Liches dare approach when she gets like that.

>>37035227
Contrary to popular belief, worms are not soft and squishy but rather TIGHT MUSCLE

>>37035276
He said at one point he wants to draw a muscleworm when he gets better, I wonder what that's gonna look like.

>>37035304
How many people are drawing in these threads nowadays? There's greenworm anon, that guy who drew a hellhound and yesterday someone was drawing a bogie. I think I'm forgetting a few too. Either way, it's nice to see people posting OC.

>>37035269
Has Greila gone senile in her old age? We don't have a morgue anymore, Greila. We don't need one.

>>37035344
>HE FORGOT LATENIGHT

>>37035344
>that guy who drew a hellhound and yesterday someone was drawing a bogie
Not sure who those are, the latter is probably the Wurmdrawfag. Latenight also posted some stuff the other day.

>>37035375
>>37035378
Pssst
Do you guys have any... latenight lewds ?

>>37035375
>>37035378
>i forgot latenight
Yeah, I'm retarded. But I remember both the hellhound and bogie having big titties.

These snakes are taking it too far!

>>37035353
Of course. The hospital morgue has long since been converted into more patients rooms. We use trucks now.

>>37035304
I already have one.

>>37033422

>>37035398
You just keep right on walking, mister.

>>37035398
https://imgbox.com/KlzkjWhy
https://imgbox.com/06HriVyg
https://imgbox.com/lk0a7PC7
>>37035464
I mean his Greenworm in particular.

>>37035490
turn Sola into Swola

>>37035430
>Z-Ton
It still makes me fucking mad most of his shit these days are snuff, NTR, or some variant.

>>37034829
>altercation with a whisp over insensitive remarks
Did she call someone woman instead of body with a vagina?

I like when monstergirls can be scummy people, like thieves or gangsters, cause it would be Hot to fuck a criminal girl who has a soft-spot for you. being the only one safe in their arms.

>>37035549
Wisps seem to think death is fine. Acceptable. Okay.
It's not. She has to do better. She needs to do better. She needs to save them. She promised. She promised them all.

>>37034817
may i have a link to this artist's twitter or their name, i see them alot and i like them its very cute

>>37035616
Earlymorning
https://twitter.com/latenightdraws

>>37034123
big cute goat

>>37035628
thank you

>>37035570
Maybe you should switch careers, Greila. I have an idea, actually...

>>37035656
>Changing careers to one that actively spreads more disease
Do you want the goat to have a mental episode?

>>37035490
I thought latenight was an innocent cinnamon bun

>>37035553
Imagine getting in trouble with mafia so you get made into a personal bitch of a really dangerous-looking monster gangster.
>>37035672
Stripper =! hooker

>>37035553
Need Mobster Demon, to make me pay "Protection Fees" through sex.

>>37035534
Snuff
Death by snu snu or what?

>>37035553
>tfw ywn have to pay off your families debt by selling your body under the eyes of the local mafia

>>37033422

>>37035534
The horse incest was kinda hot, for incest, but it was all downhill from there. Shame because he makes such great girls, only to toss them to the wolves.

>>37035729
More like a dude has sex with a humanoid slime that he abducted and hand raised. Since this is a doujin of 'Fuck around and find out', he literally gets turned into a sort of Angler Fish shaped like a man who's entire purpose in his now extremely shortened life is to fertilize the Slime's gametes before she lays the eggs and eventually devours him through acidic digestion through her bio mass.

Given that there were a group of men raping the slimes that his 'pet' had been taken from, authorities find their skeletons later since they were quite literally fucked to death and eaten.

>>37035761
>the horse incest was kinda hot
i hope you mean centaurs

What would MGs do if they found a man that has a vasectomy? Would his spirit feel any different? Would he be able to have sex with mgs without pregnancy or would mamono mana just reverse the surgery?

>>37035756
But
Cow?

>>37035788
What else?

>>37035800
Mamono mana would fix it right up.

>>37035800
i feel like demon energy would un-snip that shit, yeah. Chances are they'd feel super sympathetic towards them, shit would be like volunteering for a labotome

>>37035800
That man is getting his pipes put back together. You WILL produce monster daughters.

>>37035844
>You WILL produce monster daughters
*hits pipe*

>>37035827
Ah! A pagan!

>>37035811
Anyone here got one of these? Want to get one myself. But rather that long Lamia one.

>>37035881
I have a blank body pillow, because I'm a grown man and not a manchild. Sometimes I hug it, and other times I sleep with my back to it, hugging a regular pillow

>>37035800
I remember one time thinking of a short involving 'sexual healing' with a eunuch and a Succubus and thought against it because it involved her using heathen magic to restore his root and stem before fucking his brains out.

>>37035933
I remember a story with that premise, though I could never find it. Sounds like a fun one though.

>>37035844
I am going to politely inform my echidna wife that I will not be having any children, and that I am sorry if that distresses her.

>>37035966
A brutal and merciless rape awaits you, anon... DO you wish to continue?

>>37035490
I didn't know latenight drew such raunchy pics, I like it.

>>37033422

>>37035980
She would never do something like that. She might be disappointed for a while but she would definitely respect my opinion!

>>37036097
She could use facts and logic to show you the error of your ways.

>prince rape 87:the bratty prince and hypnotic advisor
>I raped my sleepy kouhai in his sleep and now he can't stop hugging and humping while he's awake!?!!
>The old monsters trick to getting a cute boytoy
>nightmare on rapestreet
>WOonderland's greatest hits: the teaparty
>Old hag puts bratty kid who calls himself an adult in his place

>>37036192
>>MGC Taimanin Asagi is about cute ninja boys getting raped by various MGs

>>37035844
Hes right, though. It's a little irresponsible to pump out an army of them without preparing properly

are certain things inherent to all monstergirls without exception? like could a monstergirl not want children, cause i would prefer one that didnt.

>>37036229
She will help you prepare.

>>37036192
>>Old hag puts bratty kid who calls himself an adult in his place
Wait I got filmed?!

>>37036192
>Monster with a camera walks up and waves a huge wad of cash at you
Do you go into the nearby alley with her?

>>37036292
Yup, by the wandering ratas that roam in MGC looking for juicy stories to sell to some tanukis

>>37033422
Does this mean that monstergirls are mainstream now?

>>37036225
Are there female taimanin in MGC? I like bodysuits but not in cute boys.

>>37036336
Yes. More mainstream means more funding.

Kinda impressive japanese government didn't try to force the declining birthrates in media by forcing them to have more sexually active MCs or family manga about couples raising children.

>>37036318
without question and if she is an old hag, then she doesn't need to pay me anything

>>37036344

>>37036225
don't ever cosplay them when you go to hagcon

>>37033422

>>37036390
If kunoichi don't want me to rape them maybe they shouldn't dress like that

>>37036367
The Elevens have long since abandoned the idea of procreation, and prefer to fantasize about others doing it for them. This mindset is rapidly spreading to other cultures as well, to the point that we have an entire board on this very website dedicated to discussing personal celibacy and its consequences.

>>37036318
oh, she wants to make a documentary. I'll gladly help her with it

>>37036422
What the fuck

>>37036390
I hope her suit will stretch from the belly area cuz she's going to be a mom.

>>37036422
>Elevens
Read that as Elvens for a second.

>>37036436
Modern society has wholesale rejected personal responsibility, for all matters of career, academics, family, and especially influence on society at large.

Personal freedom and personal agency have become obsolete and irrelevant. The decision of the collective of mankind has been, individually, to embrace decadence, nihilism, and sloth.

>>37036344
need a body-suit themed monster girl
preferably one that traps their husband in it

>>37036422
Haha yeah those elevens, real tricksters they are

>>37036525
>he doesn't know who Elevens are
4chan is dead

>>37036514
I was going to suggest a Night Gaunt, but they work the other way round, you become their bodysuit and trap them.

>>37036553
>>37036514
>you become their bodysuit
That's not how it works.

>>37036576
I don't have it saved, but I remember KC drew an unmarried Night Gaunt.

>>37034340
>"You have to fuck my sister, Anon!"

>>37036576
Then what's even her appeal then?

>>37036731
same as the mindflayer, just not dominant. I like mindflayers and am not a fan of night gaunts for this reason

>>37035344
>>37035378
Now I know how that writefag who complains ITT feels.

>>37036731
Imagine sticking your dick into their pussies through the suit. The rubbery texture of the film being pressed against your dick by their vaginal walls would be indescribable.

>>37036634
>probably tastes like the last thing they ate I guess

I'm going to leave a hot pie on the window sill. I'm sure glad there's no one out to steal and eat it.

>>37036731
she begs for you to hold her like a big spoon, she wants you to hold her and fly her away, she wants you to hold her, she is the reverse yeti

>>37036913
isnt that just a condom lol

>>37036986
yes, but hornier

My fantasy is some situation (You) get splashed like falling into a river or suffering a downpour and some monster girl much bigger than you tries to help but all she has is a spare really big shirt that you will have to wear and nothing else. And then the situation builds from there.
It can be with your party in the forest near a lake, maybe some BEEG next door hag after a rain, or a school trip as the only human boy in the class and your monster girl classmates trying to help etc.

Rub ushi horns!
Stick your finger in a manticore's tail!
Molest a hellhound's paw beans!
You're a man! Take life (and monsters) by the horns and show it who's boss!

>>37037171
>Rub ushi horns!
I want to polish their claws

>>37036879
About nine times out of ten I can guarantee it's somebody like Bollocks/Shoggocks/Whatever the fuck.

>>37036422
Japs don't have worse birth rates than many european countries

>>37036986
The suit is permeable according to the making-of, so your cum would still get through.

>>37037171
only consensually
with consent i want to put my whole arm in a manticores tail

>>37037330
But there's no way that manticore would respect YOUR consent! So fuck it, do it anyway!

>>37034388

I take both them and anti-anxiety pills, and they counteract each other so it's difficult finding a good balance. I fap every night because if I don't, I can't concentrate the next day because I just want to fuck.

>>37037171
so.... go be a manwhore and fuck all the old rich monsters of the criminal underbelly of MGC

>>37037378
no, thats mean
i want to be raped by monster girls, not rape monster girls. rape is bad and i would feel bad

So five years later I'm willing to admit
You guys were right and I was wrong

>>37037427
About

>>37037427

>>37037427

>>37037427

Not sure what about, but being able to admit you're wrong is a good personality trait. One that a lot of people don't develop.

i want to pet a ushi.

>>37037460

>ywn find a crashed pod and within it an overly cuddly alien monster girl that starts following you everywhere after you wake her up

>>37037467
Ushi neighbor overhears anons request and bursts in to make his dreams reality.

>>37033422

Ara ara.

We talk about ancient evil waifus but what about young evil waifus?

What I want is to be a man that wakes up in a weird town filled with hags and once false step gets me brutally raped, mindbroken, and made a public use manwhore for the town to use

>>37034815
Ah yes. Robo-succ

>>37037570
i respect the aspiration but you really need time to let evil fester properly

>>37037570
Best with a lot of young and only a bit of evil.

>>37037570
There are no young evils. Becoming ancient innately turns you evil. A young monster can be a bitch or aggressive but only centuries/ millenia of no cute boy to snuggle can truly render her evil.

How old do you imagine Gazer to be? I feel like she's probably some ancient evil despite acting to childishly

>>37034759
>>37034817
Oh man I sure wish there was a wurm around, I’d hug her, kiss her, cuddle her, eat candy with her and dig holes in the backyard with her

>>37037631
Less than jabberwock, who is about 1700

>>37037603
Anon you don't understand.
Young evil has passion and vigor that older evil lacks!

>>37037623
>Hey Anon, wanna change pricetags on some goods?

>>37037629
Anon please, they can be evil.

>>37037438
>>37037443
>>37037450
>>37037451
Thread pushed back against a certain thing being posted which at the time I didn't understand why,
Now I understand

>>37037570
i enjoy the idea of a coniving, on the up-and-up demon trying to take over because the demon lord isn't lewd enough for them

>>37037653
Young evils need time to really fester and stew in their virginity for 500 years to be somewhat evil. They’ll just be brats

>>37037675
I want to be in the sleepmouse's dreams and admire cheese with her. Can I hire a Nightmare to plop me in there with her or something?

>>37037669
>The demon lord is to blame for me not having a village under control and a husband railing my rear!

>>37037570
>young evil
So stupid brats?

Anon is the Sidekick/"Pretend" Boyfriend to a Conniving Young Devil, with schemes so grand so beyond themselves that they always blow up in their face in a spectacularly climactic fashion.

>>37037709
basically an incel

>>37037722
>young devil is making trouble again
>but she isnt getting any kind of divine punishment by her superiors
>she believes herself invincible
>Pretend boyfriend anon is currently babysitting the grandsons of young devil's boss so she doesnt get in trouble

Gonna sacrifice myself to free this ancient evil and after that watch from the heaven how she enslave humanity.

>>37037763
That's cute of you to think that she'd let your soul escape.

We need an ancient evil tier list, or at least top 10. The alternatives to the fox and the demon need to be revealed.

>>37037567
What exactly does 'soul' mean, in this context? Frankly I've never been clear on the concept. It's somehow both 'the immortal essence of what you really are' AND something that can be taken from me? It makes no bloody sense

>>37037763
>>37037772
Yeah, it always ends the same. She talks a big game once she gets out at first but after a few creampies it's "well world domination can wait a few more days" or "I have to make sure anon is comfortable before I start the Great Ritual". Then before you know it she's too pregnant to do evil stuff even if she wanted to.

>>37033422

>>37037789
i thought it was the thing pioletting your flesh mech. if she takes it, you're with her now

>>37037772
My soul is nothing for her, the domination over humanity is more important.

>>37037789
think of it this way, a tree can be a chair, but a chair cant be a tree.

>Monster tells you that you have a "handsome" soul.

>>37037788
>dragon
>jabberwock
>gazer
>dark mage
>kraken
>wurm
>baphoment
>Holst
>Shoggoth
>Mindflayer

>>37037689
>>37037711
Slutty brats whose "evil plan" is flirting with an adult and getting fucked senseless are the best kind of evils though.

>>37033968
I love your posts, stench man.

>>37037862
thats just a polite way of saying you are only pretty on the inside

>>37037862
>tfw you just trying make some money selling your body to the night and you hear this

>>37037866
oh i love the idea of an ancient evil holst

>>37033968
This gets my motor Running.

>>37037866
>>jabberwock
>>gazer
Behold, your "ancient evil" hags.

>>37037788
ancient evil Bogey/Bogie that is the primordial manifestation of fear itself

>>37037919
so one wants to drown the world in smothering cuddles while the other is the one that wants evild oers to pay?

>Ancient evil automaton
>Has shit battery life so constantly needs “mana” injections

>>37037862

I don't mind being told this. I'd like to think I have at least something going for me aside from the fact that I have a dick.

>>37036498
These are weak people, this malaise only exists in luxury
There's a quote about what happens to such folk

>>37037947
>she powers down in her intro and needs hubby to fuck and she tries to continue while "charging" but keeps messing up
or
>its an excuse to get more loving

>>37037935
one is the fear that paralyzes you, the other is the fear that makes you run away screaming. They are one in the same, but complete opposite of one another, the same fear, but different

>>37036367
But they did

>>37037656
What was the thing?

>>37037986
damn, they sound sexy, just imagine the bogies just molesting while you can't scream in fear and can't look away as they slowly yet brutally rape you

>>37037947
But what if I'm gone on a business trip?!

>>37038023
Why wouldn't you take her with you?

No bullshit, anon. Be honest.
Why haven't you taken the alppill yet?

>>37038122
gay is gay

>>37038122
Because I don't like them. They're an answer to a question that no one really asked.

>>37038122
I'd show a couple of alps the joys of broodmotherhood, if you know what I mean.

>>37037915
I want to see these two do girly girl sex together.

>>37038165
Yus.

>>37038165
As it should be.

>>37037995
The thing dominating the higuarshi threads on /a/

>>37038031
Sometimes they are in dangerous places

What is going on in MGC this Thursday night?

>>37038284
5 black harpies are taking turns sucking off a man they just captured on top of a roof overlooking the market square

>>37038122
Because I like cows the most, I'd still gladly take an alp though just like I'd gladly take most monster girls, it's just that I favor cows.

>>37038284
Thursday's the weekly Sabbath Seethe Synod, where the flatties bitch and moan about not having a man.

>>37038310
Lucky bastard, time to cover myself in sunflowe seeds and go sunbathing.

>human boy can't even stand a simple handjob

>>37038357
>all those lolis seething.
music to my ears

>>37038360
>Anon falls asleep sunbathing with sunflower seeds on him
>Wakes up 4 hours later, sunburnt, and fluffy tail in his face
>A rata is munching on the seeds that're on his belly

>"I'm fucking invincible!" shouts Anon as he wins his ninth straight beer pong match
>"Not yet," mutters a Succubus as she affixes a nametag with Invincible printed on it, "but you will be"

>>37038376
>Find lolibaba
>Cast hagification
>Puff of smoke clears
>Her clothes are tatters
>Tits spilling out
>Hips widen
>Ass jiggling
>Crows feet appear on her face
>Grey streaks run through her hair
>Breed seething former lolibaba

>>37038122
Because that's disgusting.

>>37038357
It's missing a little something...... oh I know
A hagifiying mana nuke tiem

what monster girl would try to cheer an anon that is suddenly sad for no reason, asking for my friend inside the mirror.

>>37038474
Bogey

>>37038383
Good, she can take me to that new club "the tree house." All kinds of harpies hang out there.

>>37038474
Weresheep

>>37038284
the ones from the deep are finally arriving

>>37035800
Emergency surgery and follow up counselling with Dr. M. Flayer

>>37038357
Too many such cases. Most men are still not comfortable with lolis, even less so with the few men who join the Sabbath.

>Tell me human, why have you summoned me?
>"I'm lonely"
Ancient demons must get weird summonings.

>>37038512
Oh you poor, naive fool

>>37038586
>get summoned by an ancient evil
>ask why
>"I need someone to help me stave off the cold, nothing more"

I rewatched Shrek and Beauty and the Beast, and it made me realize how much I love the idea of getting kidnapped by a mean monster girl and fighting each other initially but slowly falling in love together

Are there any stories of this? I feel like it would fit the genre perfectly and practically be a cliched story formt, but I can't think of any

>>37038620
Are you asking what I think you are?

>>37038599
what a fool, with those words she has relinquished her position as the big spoon, now she will be the one being embraced and protected from the cold, she has no choice but being held

>>37038586
>tfw ywn get summoned by a horny basement dwelling neet monster

>>37038595
I can trust a rata to chaperone me in a MGC club, it will be fine.

>>37038628
No? I'm asking about stories.

>>37038690
I just need a NEET monster girl harem.
if only so I can come home to anime/nerd arguments.

>don’t you trust me summoner?

>>37038742
you can't have my liver, booba fox.

>>37038742
my liver on a platter, booba fox?

>>37038742
no...

>>37036634
>"You have to fuck my sister, Anon!"

Mr. Chris Redfield please, Ethan Winters is already married.

>>37038742
nah

>>37038742
only if I can see if I can milk you like a cow cause I only trust cows

Your favorite desert monster girl. GO!

>>37036634
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4108931

Teaching a rich girl about how love works!

>>37038799

>>37038757
>>37038753
Enough with the livers pls yeah she just wants your spirit energy

>>37038284
It's my birthday!
Spending it with Ushi wife in thought

Oh no Anon! Miss Yeti is sick and (You) have been left in charge of the snuggle scouts for the weekend, how do (You) manage the wendis

>>37038824
making snowball howtziers

>>37038824
I'm also going to call in sick. I'm not going to handle those brats all alone myself.

>>37038357
But when they get a man, they get pregnant, and when they get pregnant, they are no longer flat

>>37038824
Announce to my wife (who is not good with kids despite them loving her) that we've got a fun activity for the weekend!

>>37038824
I buy stretchy meat to placate them.

>>37038384
Awww
Is that the night the twins were conceived?