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After the umpteenth /jp/ - Jurassic Park thread, something odd occured to me. There should be a Jurassic Park VN, with the following three routes:

T. rex: Aggressive tsundere, but very motherly once you get past her tsun. Despite being a tomboy, her body is quite feminine and her punches are quite ineffective against the protagonist. Her bite, however, is obviously devastating.
Triceratops: Class president. "Shy girl with large bust and glasses" archetype, but gladly stands up for her small circle of friends. Lives with her extended family in a large house, cousins, grandparents and all. Her horns are her weak point in bed.
Velociraptor: Loli child genius who transferred into your high school by skipping grades. As such, smaller than initially expected, much to the dismay of male classmates who expected a beauty instead of some brat. Makes a hissing sound when angry, not unlike a rattlesnake. Is oddly skilled with all short bladed weaponry, from daggers to kitchen knives. Has an identical twin sister with whom she exchanges places once in a while.
Parasaurolophus: Obligatory male best friend. Somewhat of a delinquent, but his version of the trademark hairstyle is oddly backwards (see picture. ) Is good-natured, but something of a bird brain.

Discuss ridiculous VNs you personally want to see (speaking of which, it's about time for a Living with Monstergirl series VN), as well as dinosaurs. Fuck yeah, Microraptor. You're the best dinosaur.

>> No.3702268

>Discuss ridiculous VNs you personally want to see
Galge featuring:
- Chemical compounds as heroines.
- Genderswapped great people from the past, Gauss, Newton, Leibniz, etc.

>> No.3702274

brb ending my life with a hacksaw

>> No.3702277

>T. rex: Aggressive tsundere, but very motherly once you get past her tsun. Despite being a tomboy, her body is quite feminine and her punches are quite ineffective against the protagonist. Her bite, however, is obviously devastating.
I think the T-Rex should be the airhead-moe with small arms and a gigantic head.
Like Arcueid.

>> No.3702280

Visual novel set in Nazi germany. It starts with you taking in group of jew girls, and for few days you get false choices to raise your affection with them.
But soon you get chance to tell about them to some female nazi commander. If you don't do it, you get bad end. When you do, you can start working on real girls with routes, those being attractive female nazi commanders and officers.

>> No.3702295

>>3702277
Good point. Possible sick moe too. There are Tyrannosaurus fossils that apparently died from a parasite that opened up flesh-eating lesions and eroded their jaws.

I guess it's swine flu this year, dinosaur flu the next.

>> No.3702292
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>>3702268
FUCKING FUND IT

>> No.3702300

>>3702259

T. rex: Aggressive tsundere, but very motherly once you get past her tsun. Despite being a tomboy, her body is quite feminine and her punches are quite ineffective against the protagonist. Her bite, however, is obviously devastating.

It's all conflicting theories and little facts, but recently it's been suggested the T-Rex had quite a weak bite. The muscles would be in the neck to allow tearing off chunks, and aid in compressing when swallowing whole.
Which sounds even more absurd in this context...

>> No.3702504

Various anthromorphised weapons as heroines. Maybe something like a battle royale visual novel with rpg elements in it. The main girl is a tsundere loli sawed off shotgun, and the final boss is LHC-tan

>> No.3702525

>>3702504
Add Kyon and you got Gadget Trial.

>> No.3702540

I would kill for a raptor loli.

>> No.3702554

>>3702504
>LHC-tan
>anthropomorphised weapons
Try a hydrogen bomb-tan or something. I think it has the same destructive effects you were going for, and is actually based on reality instead of ``creative'' journalism.

>> No.3702563

Raptor loli can open doors.

>> No.3702572

>>3702554
I simply find the prospect of LHC-tan cuter, so I used that
Maybe a traditional straight girl would be great too. An old-style rifle with a bayonet who insists things must be done perfectly, but she is secretly clumsy and jams all the time.

>> No.3702574

>>3702540
>>3702563
THEY BRED RAPTORS?

>> No.3702578

>>3702259
OP, I remember reading somewhere that they were making a Lamia centered VN.

I am quite sure I saw the page, but I do not have the link.

>> No.3702581

>>3702259
>Velociraptor: Loli child genius who transferred into your high school by skipping grades. As such, smaller than initially expected, much to the dismay of male classmates who expected a beauty instead of some brat. Makes a hissing sound when angry, not unlike a rattlesnake. Is oddly skilled with all short bladed weaponry, from daggers to kitchen knives. Has an identical twin sister with whom she exchanges places once in a while.

My... Soulmate...

>> No.3702584

>>3702274
They don't make them sharp enough to cut bone anymore unless you really work at it sadly.

>> No.3702594

I wish to see the remaining TYPEs all become humanoid females and fight over which will create a new race on earth('s corpse) with the last remaining human. Of course this fight is a battle of love and lust.

>> No.3702595

>>3702584
How dare you! Mad scientists spend years working on a single raptor egg and clone it up to a million times to produce the finest dromaeosaurs known to mankind.

>> No.3702606

>>3702584
Since anything less than cutting through bone keeps you alive, amiright?

>> No.3702627

>>3702606
no but its alot less satisfying when you just bleed to death.

>> No.3702634

...This is actually dangerously furry. But I would still play that.

>> No.3702680

>>3702259
Gotta have more than three routes.

Brachiosaurus: A very tall girl with an athletic build. She is constantly pursued by the sports clubs - especially the basketball team - who want her to join. But she has no interest in sports, and just wants to eat sweet snacks and read shoujo manga. She wishes she was short and cute like the manga girls instead of tall and masculine.

Dilophosaurus: A sharp-tongued ojou-sama with twin drills. She is foul mouthed and every time she talks to you, it is like she's spitting venom in your face. Because she treats everyone so terribly, she has no friends, but many enemies.

Compsognathus: Your little sister. She is a good sister, loving and obedient. She learned a variety of folk remedies from your grandmother and tries to use them for everything. Most of them involve cooking strange lizards and forcing you to eat them.

Archaeopteryx: A machine freak. She is the president and sole member of the Flying Machine Club and she spends most of her free time building dangerous-looking devices that she claims are capable of flying.

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>>3702680
Dilophosaur-tan is my new waifu.

>> No.3702694

Therizinosaurus is my waifu.

In that she probably didn't nor never will exist.

>> No.3702725

>>3702594
we could call it CAPTIONS.

I love it.

>> No.3702755

>>3702725
>>3702594
well the problem with that is that we'd need a good protagonist. we already have normal dude, moralfag, and apathetic douche in nasu's works. What character archtype should the main character be?

>> No.3702762

>>3702695

Feels weird to think that when most of us were little, dinosaurs had no feathers. And Pluto was a planet.
Truly, we are a priviligied generation to have experienced this.

>> No.3702768

>>3702680
>machine
>VN about dinosaurs

Wait, what time period is this in?

Also FUND IT!

>> No.3702769

>>3702755
Just have the protagonist be the dying Earth (sick moe~) so it's both pure romance between an all-female group, plus sort of incest with your sister-planets.

>> No.3702778

>>3702769
But earth doesn't have a type.also all girl vns are lame.

>> No.3702783

>>3702680
>Compsognathus: Your little sister

Does that make the protagonist a compsognathus as well?

>> No.3702789

>>3702769
Some sort of solar system scale incest

>> No.3702790

We need a sensei route! Pterodactyl?

>> No.3702792

>>3702783
She's not blood related.

>> No.3702806

>>3702783
No, its like that old Dinosaurs tv show, were all the different dinosaurs all live together and species mix.

Main Character should be a Troodon or some other small but clever theropod.

>> No.3702814

/r/ing drawfags to get on some loliraptor fanart.

>> No.3702815

>>3702790

Pterodactyle is clearly the sports club member genki girl whose always chasing after Brachio-chan

Sensei should probably be Spinosaurus or some other big predator to act as a foil to T. Rex.

>> No.3702819

>>3702578
linx please .

>> No.3702829

>>3702790
No Pterosaurs. We start allowing those in we have to let every Archosaur in and I will be damned if I'm gonna fap to Rauisuchians.

>> No.3702832

>>3702815
Or some species that lived before the dinosaurs, like Dimetrodon. Or a Korea parody with a Meganeura dragonfly teacher that buzzes around how GRORIOUS INSECTA will rule the world once again.

>> No.3702833

Dimetrodon: Rage filled ghost girl who just wants a friend

>> No.3702835

>>3702819
I think sankaku did an article about it recently.

>> No.3702837

>>3702832
>>3702833

Dimetrodon mind

>> No.3702853

Please tell me that the japs are already one step ahead of us and have already made dino-tan hentai. I have never wanted to fap to dinosaurs so much in my life. I never thought that my childhood obsession with dinosaurs would come back like this.

>> No.3702865

The Velociraptor better give the protagonist a foot job.

>> No.3702864

>>3702833
So, like The "secret" route from Crescendo + rage?

>> No.3702863

It'll need plenty of Godzilla puns / throwbacks / etc.

>> No.3702867

>(speaking of which, it's about time for a Living with Monstergirl series VN)

I can't understand if you're saying you wish they made some or are happy they're making some.
If it's the former and you didn't know, there's a Living with Monstergirl - Lamia's case VN coming out soon. And if the company doesn't go bankrupt with that one, plantgirl, golemgirl and antgirl are to follow.

>> No.3702875

Oh and here's the link http://www.vanadis-soft.com/ramia/
Apparently it's going to be a tsundere lamia.

>> No.3702881

This thread makes me want to play Primal Rage.

>> No.3702882

>>3702867
Oh? I did not know of the latter. That's even better news, then.

>> No.3702883

A non-harem VN with a good plot which doesn't depend on romance or love to work. A good plot would be good, preferably a thriller or a mistery, despite the previously stated, romance is ok but not the main point, with action and a good end

>> No.3702896

>>3702790
Pterodactyl: Your home room teacher, also the physics teacher and the advisor to the Flying Machine Club. She wears an over-sized lab coat and loose clothing to try and hide her spindly, undeveloped figure. She is very quiet and unremarkable.

Plesiosaurus: A red haired Scottish immigrant nick-named Nessie. She is the gym teacher and coach of the swimming team. She has a very glamorous figure, and shows off at the pool by wearing very daring swimsuits (the principal is an old man and he doesn't seem to mind her violating dress code). She likes to make Pterodactyl jealous over how much the boys drool over her. Legends say she can drink any of the teachers under the table with ease.

>> No.3702922

>>3702853
Well, there is Cambrian QTS, where we get Trilobyte-tan and whatnot. Although it was a PS2 game, so no ero content. Opening movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMksYZqUBjA

>> No.3702938

>>3702853

Yes, it's been done.

>> No.3702941

>>3702922
Actually, if I recall, trilobites were late Cambrian at the earliest and Cambrian QTS had Marrella, Anomalocaris, Opabinia etc.

The monstergirl uploader also has anthropomorphized versions of every known Cambrian animal there is.

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>>3702814
Am I cute uguu~?

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>>3702943

>> No.3702976

>>3702943
I'm furry (scaley?) for LoliRaptor-tan!

>> No.3702988

>>3702943
Where are the feathers man? I can't fap to a loli raptor without feathers.

>> No.3702991

>>3702867
>if the company doesn't go bankrupt with that one, plantgirl, golemgirl and antgirl are to follow.
Wait, was this confirmed, or speculation?

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>>3702943

>> No.3702996

>>3702988
Would a loli have feathers yet?

>> No.3702999

>>3702996
Two small ones. And she's really insecure about their size.

>> No.3703003

>>3702996
The feathers would change as they grew up, but yes they would have feathers just like any bird you would see.

>> No.3703019

Fucking featherfags.

>> No.3703027

>>3702988
Imagine that she has small feathers that will grow larger as she gets older.

>> No.3703035
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3703035

Stupid sexy maniraptorians,

>> No.3703044

>>3703027
Over the course of the game, her feathers grow larger.

>> No.3703062

We got anybody here who knows enough Japanese to get some kind of Moon name for Raptor-tan?

>> No.3703066
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>>3702943
I'd hit it...with a meteor.

>> No.3703078

>>3703062
lets give her an engrish name like "Laputa-tan"

>> No.3703084

>>3702943
HOW DOES SHE TIE HER TWIN TAILS? HER ARMS LOOK WAY TOO SHORT!

>> No.3703087

>>3703078
I was thinking translating some raptor's genus name into Japanese.

>> No.3703102

>>3703084
Her arms are too short for a dromaeosaur, they should be longer. Thing is she still wouldn't be able to tie her arm because of how her arms would fold. It would be cute watching her try though.

>> No.3703108

What about having a sabertooth tiger as a foreign exchange student?

>> No.3703116

>>3703102
She probably has her sister help her.

>> No.3703126

>>3703087
Since she has a twin then we should name her something that would have a connection to her sister's name.

>> No.3703138

>>3703126
There is a species of Troodontid call Mei. We can call her that and her sister Mai. Mei is a Chinese name though.

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>>3703116
>>3703126
Possible threesome with the protagonist?

>> No.3703170

>>3703167
You are my hero.

>> No.3703181

>>3703138
We can make them half chinese then. Their mother can be a chef from china who teaches Mei how to cook (which could be why she is so good with knives).

>> No.3703185

>>3703167
TWIN LOLI RAPTOR FOOT JOBS!

>> No.3703204

So is Mai a genius too or is it just Mei?

>> No.3703237

>>3703204
They are raptors so I assume they would both be geniuses.

>> No.3703237,1 [INTERNAL] 

Ghosting. Thread seems amusing but I didn't get around to reading it yet. I assume it's yet another "I got an idea that will never be carried through!" thing. That's OK though, we like to dream about what's possible instead of making things happen.

>> No.3703237,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>3703237,1
This is nothing more than an /a/-level idea.

Fuck you for bringing this here.

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>>3703167
>imoutochan

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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.3704856,1 [INTERNAL] 

parasaurolophus walkeri (OP) was my favourite dinosaur when I was a kid!

>> No.3704856,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>3704856,1
Sup Anony.

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