/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37004367
NO I DON'T WANNA SMILE

>>37004367
I still can't get over the mask thing. What's lewd enough to make you nut instantly the moment you see it? I have to know...

KC used to have a pixiv account but it got deleted, right?
Does anyone know what happened and why?

I need to breed a Jinko.

>>37004380
I feel like its the MGE equivilent of the lovecraftian horror 'go mad as soon as you percieve it' shtick. Makes me wonder, is there an MGE necronomicon? Instead of making you see the horrors hidden in plane sight, it makes you see lewdness in plane sight. Lovecraftian stuff is suprisingly good for lewdication

>>37004387
I keep getting conflicting accounts on the whole pixiv thing
An exodus happened
An exodus didn't happen

so I just don't think about it.

>>37004399
No. We have enough Jinkos. You need to breed an endangered species, like pandas.

Gonna honk the clown
Gotta honk the clown

>>37004380
It's subliminal propaganda.

Does anyone know of any other Order approved entertainment media that focuses on loving human wives protecting their hubby from getting defiled by monstergirls?

>>37004406
>MGE necronomicon that makes you cum when you read it
bet every library has that book on a display and it says men only

>>37004417
I intend to make a significant population of Jinkos appear in my country from impregnating my Jinko wife, all of them my daughters and later granddaughters, and you can't stop me.

>>37004443
I remember when masks were worn by punks instead of virtue signaling.
Sorry but I have no images of monster girls in masks, just some fetish stuff from a VN with a human girl. Pic not related

>>37004372
Too bad.

>>37004367
Send in the clowns.

>>37004417
>panda gf
so dumb that she dooesn't even know what sex is. Even zombies know what sex is

>>37004417
>>37004491
>Take a pure naïve panda girl and turn her into my kinky loyal love toy.
I got to find me a panda girl to wife.

>New girl is all about punishing "naughty boys"
>Spanking fetish nowhere to be found

What a fucking waste!

>>37004491
I heard the reason pandas are so hard to breed in the zoos is because they are sensitive about being watched when fucking and they got more eager last year when people stopped visiting zoos. Ren Xiongmao are just prudes.

The fairy queen is hungry. What's for dinner?

I want to pay a monster to be my momster.

>>37004544
u want it? now give me a good scenario and u might see it

>>37004544
Just imagine it yourself. KC was busy thinking of handjobs at the time.

>>37004559

>>37004559

>>37004608
>>37004612
One of these two is meeting a bogie tonight

>>37004367

>>37004561
You now have two mindflayer momsters for free

>>37004561
It brings me some comfort to know the Tiamat that GIlgamesh smote in Babylonia wasn't the real one and was more or less just an avatar of her.

>>37004561
you don't gotta pay, just pop a shota potion and act like an innocent lost boy looking for someone to take you of you

Reminder human boys belong to mofu. Don’t flee unless you want to suffer the consequences.

>>37004680
Would be a shame if Cheshire switched that potion for one without a duration limit and (You)d be stuck that size at her mercy for the antidote

>>37004584
S1: Guy is captured by a big muscled Amazoness, he is captured. Procedure for husbands that try to escape is a good spanking.

S2: Guy goes to a MG pub guarded by big Minotaur bouncer, there is a promotion of free drinks and food for the man that can take 100 spanks from the bouncer. He takes the challenge, marriage and rape by the MIno ensues.

>>37004680
Technically you don't even need the potion.

>>37004689
That's a weird way of making mochi.

>>37004705
even better, so I can fool the monster

>>37004689
Oooh, a fox that knows sign language! What's she saying?

>>37004689
i only belong to myself

>>37004587
>Just imagine it yourself

I can do that with any MG. But having a fetish specifically mentioned in the profile is even better. For example, muscle worship can be done by Minotaur, Jinko or any individual MG that is muscular. Yet I would still love to see a muscular MG that has muscle worship specifically introduced as a fetish of the race or courting mechanism.

>>37004768
She is saying you must have been scared in the dangerous outside world so she will make (You) feel good until you fall asleep.

>>37004705
Cheshire is such a pal, she helped me to get a momster

>tfw no milf bogie gf

>>37004705
It had a duration limit? So nice of Cheshire to swap a defective potion for the real deal, she's a lifesaver.

>>37004859
im not suppose to take candy from strangers

>>37004876
You wanna get to know her better first?

>>37004859
her hat looks mean

>>37004859
I'm not so easy to be swayed by sweets

>>37004859
I'm not so easily swayed, you need to do better that that

So what do liches do while waiting for their husband, I mean test subject, to wake up

>>37004898
observe his dreams, duh

>>37003369
>>37003424
where are these from? some gacha, presumably

>>37004898
read

>>37004898
>>37004912
liches are big dorks that read porn and schlick using your hand while you are alseep

>>37004925
>liches are big dorks that read lewd fanfiction they made of you and her and schlick using your hand while you are alseep
fixed

dumb worm probably can't do math

>>37004945
>the fanfics in question are very clinical and very explicit going into every little detail of the act

>Baby birthing hips
>Giant sloshing milk juggs
>Glowing womb tattoo indicating fertility
>Horns that make perfect handlebars
This is peak succ

>be ready to help your dark mage mentor test her potions
>before your start, she mentions how she found the books you hid in your room
>hesitantly ask what she means
>she answers by pulling out a venusify potion and megamorphosis potion
>"Let's have lots of fun testing today, Anon~"
>downs both at the same time

>>37004965
>that day, anon learned the meaning of both fear and insatiable

>>37004964
Artist?

>>37004958
>sneak a peek at lich's fancfics
>first chapter describes the room and mood
>chapters 2-4 describe the lewd talk and the stripping
>chapters 5-10 are all about describing your dick
>never get to any actual sex chapters as lich comes back and drags you off to be punished

Quick!
What are you and your waifu(s) going to dress up as for Halloween?

>>37004964
ya but can she cook?

>>37004955
Bet this one can't either

>>37005021
>the fic if printed would be as thick as a godamn textbook

>>37005031
Wife dresses as succ. And shoves me inside her clothes.

>>37005031
I am gonna dress up like red riding kun and she gonna be the big bad wolf

>>37005031
Filbert abs dogbert

>>37005031
Magical boy and she gonna be the ultra bad baddie

>>37005031
Vampires

>>37005031
Wait a moment, I don't have a wif-

>>37005031
Imagine all the beast girls making their hubby dress up as little red...

>>37005159
wonderlanders would dress you up as a male version of alice. Sea monsters would dress you up like a cute sailor, most royalty would make you dress up like a knight in shining armor and gremlins and other sciencey monsters would definitely dress you up in a RIG suit

>>37005031
tamer

>>37005031
Dress up?

>>37005245
>tfw thats everyday in the sabbath hq

>>37004689
Why would I flee?

>>37004964
>No bush
Lame

>>37005264
I agree, how the fuck is the woman fertile if she got no bush?

Do you think beastman MGs should be shaved down there or not?

Favourite monster girl and favourite archetype to go with them? Eg. mommydom mindflayer, yandere hellhound

>>37004367

>>37005159
>Having met your big bad wolf wife through her predations.

>>37005275

Protective yanderish Hellhound. Protective Jinko. Protective rash dominant Minotaur that hits her husband and rapes him when irritated. Protective Knight tall muscled Dragon that treats her husband like a knight treats a "princess".

>>37005282
would she be mad if you told her you want to skip the seduction nonsense and get to the marrying?

>Beast girl looks at your pathetic tuff of pubic hair and asks: ''Pff- are you really an adult?''
What do in this situation?

Protective yanderish Hellhound. Protective Jinko. Protective rash dominant Minotaur that hits her husband and rapes him when irritated. Protective Knight tall muscled Dragon that treats her husband like a knight treats a "prince" or noble.

>>37005302
>look at her chest
>'Pff- are you really an adult?''

>>37005275
bimbo wurm
queen elf
mommydommy bogey
brutal perverted rapist jabberwock
molesting tentacle oneesan that is just "checking"you
Fox momster gf that doesn't see you as an adult and pampers you

>>37005301
Probably, the thrill is in the chase and rape.

>>37005302
>tfw I just shaved my pubes off
fuck

>>37005330
ehhhhhhh

>>37005328
>ywn keep making aunts for your grandchildren
guy is living the life

>>37005346
shut up, I had to do it for a porn set that I am gonna do at miss danukis studio

>>37004367
paizuri

spending the day trapped inside a bogie's clothes as punishment
then the next day trapped inside a bogey's clothes

>>37005416
Then spent the next day sandwiched between Boogey and Bogie on bed

>>37005448
>spend everyday sandwiched between bogey and bogie
what size though? beeg or shortstack?

>Literal dictionary definition of the kindest and gentlest of monsters

>Incidences of rape almost unheard of

>One of the oldest known monstergirl romances, going back millennia

Is there anything sweeter and gentler than a mermaid? Also-

>"Almost" never rape as per encyclopedia

What would push a mermaid over the edge to rape territory?

Stunningly handsome man?

Super high presence of DE in the area?

Demon fruit of some kind?

>>37005473
BEEG, man. shortstacks can't give the pleasure fo somthering like BEEG girls can

>>37005476
Horny

>>37005476
Scream you are looking for a princess or something

>>37005476
being old and forgotten until one day, a man threw himself into the sea to try and kill himself and found himself right in front of her house

>>37005525

All monsters are horny, I think the description implies mermaids have restraint despite their burning desires

>>37005416
is there a name for this kink?

>>37005569
erotic asphyxiation

>>37005473
Bogey and Bogie should be no less than a head taller than their prey

>>37004367

Why are people so hostile to MGE fanfiction involving elven men getting proactively dated by monstergirls? They are established to exist in MGE and there are plenty of monstergirls to go around in setting.

oh no. we got a gay elf fucker now

>>37005569
I don't have the exact name in english but pixiv uses is #お洋服赤ちゃん

>>37005473
How do you manage to attract both a monster that preys on sad men and one that preys on naughty men at once?

>>37005667
It's probably the gay monsterboy fucker, but he likely discovered of elves and dwarves in MGE and now will use this for this shitposts

>>37005705
Be depressed, commit crimes to distract from depression

>>37005652
>elven men getting proactively dated by monstergirls?
im only into if they are traps

>>37005705
depression often leads to outbursts of aggression

>>37005705
Per KC's tweet, men that turn naughty tend to be men that are sad/have sad pasts, so it isn't uncommon for the pair of monsters to attract them

>>37005031
i like when monsters dress up as other monsters/angels

>>37005652
Back to /tg/

>>37005719
Mamano senses can easily see through the most convincing of trap disguises.

>>37005771
so?

>>37005562
>Restraint
Then it's not real horny

>>37004367
What fighter jets would the Monstergirl Airforce use?

>>37005787
can you not?

>>37005787

Fuck it, I'm gonna post it

>>37005667
>>37005709
No, the sex scenes I've written are mostly heterosexual (there's sometimes MFF threesomes where the women give affection to each other). Sometimes, rather than a human male, I make the male character an elven male who has ended up prey to one or more mamano.

>37005805
I'm just gonna say this once, fuck off. no one here's want to be a fucking elf. GO back to whatever shithole you crawled out of

God I wanna slap a FAT ass so bad and suffer the consequences for that

>>37005823
Like being made to do it again, and again, and again, until your hand is too sore to continue?

>>37005652

Simple: Monsterboy = Shit, no ifs and buts.

MGE also has established to have or have had Order Knights killing monster girls and presumably their husbands, it doesn't stop that from being hated by the MGE fandom, including KC himself.

>>37005805
>I make the male character an elven male
where do you think you are?

>37005820
what does it mean when you quote with only one meme arrow?
sorry im new.

>>37005823

>>37005805
This is not the place for that

>>37005850
You don't have the slightest interest in using a Theriomorphosis potion to fuck your waifu as a monsterboy?

>>37005873
the only potion im taking is the one what turns me into panties

>>37005873
What are you trying here? To start a shitstorm? Fuck off.

>>37005857
I'm starting to think elves are the most desperate and sexually frustrated of all mons-

The only potion I will take is the shotafaction potion

>>37005787
gremlins use custom jobs
sabbath have booster seats
dragons need BIG engines
automations ARE the plane
dhampirs have chunni paint jobs

>>37005888
>trips
>shota faction
oh god oh fuck

>>37005888
>trips
Well shit. Good luck living glued to monster hips, boya.

>>37005857
>elves always show off their fertile bodies to slap or molest
>get all huffy when you do
only way to win is to not play

>>37005906
Yeah like you can't have some underage human do that stuff, duh

>>37005905
>good luck
I need it now

>>37005918
>elves can barely dress themselves
>expect us to respect them
they sure act all high and mighty for a bunch of savages

>>37005894
>automations ARE the plane
>tfw no loitering munition GF

>>37005883
Elves say they're not desperate, they think human men should be thankful to get them as wives, as they're the most perfect females in existence. Or so they claim.

>>37004380
We all wear masks

>>37005918
>underage human
I love being underage, free milk, no taxes, no need to work, and get a higher wage for tricking in the street the younger you are

>>37005995
I like the wight, but she is messy

>>37004367

>>37005995
>wight getting into the jam again
oh those silly wights and their shenanigans

>>37005995
nice suit

>>37005999
Checked
>>37006005
So close, yet so far

>>37005966
I don't want to wear one in front of my waifu

power is stored in the tits, faith is also stored ther as welll

>>37006033
Do like Bogie. Tell your wife if she knocks your mask off (You) will make her cum then and there. That will show her to not mess up with you

>>37006058
Gote rock!
Playing in the punk band against her parents' interest!

>>37006063

>>37006087
>>37006063
Do not sexualize sisters of faith

>>37006089
>Do NoT SeXuAlIzE SiStErS oF fAiTh

>>37006089
i promise nothing

What are the requirements to be allowed into Valhalla once you die?

>>37006089
>t. ang*l
Sorry, nuns are superior

>>37006107
you must be a hero.

>>37006087
Bodysuits, my weakness.

>>37005995
I did not expect to see this game here.

>>37006118
Okay,and how exactly do you turn into one? what constitutes a heroic deed? WHO MAKES THE GUIDELINES FOR THIS

>>37006128
game?

>>37006107
Depends on the setting your full qualifications but the crucial part is you need to die in battle. Since mages and the like do exist in norse mythology, I'd wager you don't necessarily need to be physically strong to qualify.

>>37006110
>>37006099
Irreverent
>>37006105
Redeemed demon who fights evil is great

>>37006133
you know taking down bad guys and evil doers, that sort of stuff.

>>37006142
I am not the hero, I am the villain, and I too must go down....

>>37006107
Die heroically in battle.

>>37006142
Evil is a relative term

honking good time

>>37006153
the best time

Im going to make the clown my wife and it’s going to be great.

>>37006148
this rat looks to be under the berserk debuff

>Both of my favorite monsters have a "Heroic" fetish
>i am a coward
yeah i will probably end up with a blood mosquito or something

>>37006089
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.

>>37006159
>at the hospital with your clownwife while she gives clownbirth
>you hear several honks as the child is delivered
>but wait, there's another child
>and another
>and another
turns out it's not just clowncars

>>3700613
>irrevernant
dunno know hwat that means, but I do know that my pp gets hard when I look at nuns with very sexy bodies

>>37006160
>debuff

>>37006171
but you'll be a hero in her eyes

>>37006191
fuck meant,>>37006138

>>37006188
I was expecting a circus so this isn’t that big of a deal.

>>37006171
Cowardice is a choice, just as much as bravery is

>>37006188
>tfw clown populations skyrocket and begin to outcompete all the other monsters in the task of getting husbands

>>37006200
No worries m8
Nuns come in all shapes and sizes, but why defile a woman dedicated to the heavens?

>>37006214
oh well that's easy. they have so much further to fall

>>37006197
Wouldnt i need to be a hero first BEFORE she sets her sights on me?

>>37006214
I just like nuns

>>37006223
That explains their precarious situation, torn between stalwart devotion to the immaterial and easily giving into material desires
But why do you seek to push them away from eternity?

>>37006227
you could also be a preordained hero factory

>>37006188
>expect a touching moment seeing your child born
>instead get your kids back flipping and juggling as soon as they leave the womb
>stand there confused as the room devolves into a little circus with all these baby clowns
>you don't know what's more confusing, the fact that your wife is STILL giving birth or wondering where all your daughters got mini horns and pies

>>37006237
no need to get so melodramatic, it's not as if that's the only eternity.

>>37005031
A vegemite sandwich

>>37006227
she saw the good in you, you have a heroes heart
you don't need no stinkin certificate

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>37005850
Male elves getting loved my monstergirls probably isn't hated by KC.

>>37006274
It is hated by Barry

>>37006188
do baby clowns come with masks?

>>37006260
"And the Lord God said, "Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever, we must send him forth." Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. „
~ The Conclave Bible

Reminder

>>37006278
no, but the mama has them prepped before they are born and each clown gets a mask that is uniquely their own from their mama

>>37006284
I want my hand held too...

>>37006284
i cant tell what she is,a fox?

>>37006301
Rabbit girl.

>>37006305
oh. i've heard those are dangerous

>>37006313
To your bacherlorhood.

>>37004367

>>37006323
I am not reading bna no matter how much you post her

>>37005787
>>37005798
>>37005894
>>37005956
>Belkans start experimenting and toying around with Mamono Mana, Demon Realm Silver and dormant automaton mamono

Whatever you do. Do not. And I mean DO NOT LET BELKAN SCUM AND PIECES OF SHIT OBTAIN ANY OUNCE OF DEMON REAL SILVER. DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY INACTIVE AUTOMATON MAMONO AND DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY MAMONO MANA SAMPLES!!! EVER!

Chief God knows what stupid war will happen again thanks to Belkans making MORE mass produced automatons and another stupid monarchy having a giant railgun platform. And mamono Mana bombs treated as SP Weapons for your jets. Ok and yeah- DO NOT let your Gremlin daughters date Belkans boys, and don't let your Incubi sons date Belkans girls. PERIOD.

>>37006327
She's Mirko from My Hero Academia. I don't know what the hell is BNA.

>>37006276
>It is hated by Barry
What does the 44th President of the United States have against elf bois?

I just wish /tg/ would fuck off

>>37006334
BNA is the commonly used abbreviation for Boku no Hero Academia, the Japanese title for My Hero Academia.

>>37006350
thanks smart cow

>>37006288
>mother's usually knit socks for their unborn babies
>clowns make masks
cute

A lot of us like tall monster girls here, myself included. Something I'm curious about though: What is your upper limit on height? How tall is too tall?

>>37006380
8,9'

>>37006380
>How tall is too tall?

>>37006380
my max is 10 feet

>>37006323
I prefer my bunnies with soft meat

>>37006313
only if they're not pregnant

>>37006380
10'
But ~8' is probably ideal

>>37006425
she need treadmill

>>37006380
A foot taller than I am, so about 7 feet max.

>>37006433
False.
She needs litters.

>>37006412
>"anon,you didn't forget our 21st daughter birthday present for her right? you know which one has a birthday tomorrow too,right?"

>>37006425
One well fed wan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWab-KeX4ik

>>37004367

>>37006425
I want to bite that round behind

>>37006380
Till she's too big to feel me in her

Monster girl bellies are nice.

>Son, consider this: Do you really want the monsters to roam and around with free reign? Do you want your beloved dog to turn into a lust crazed demon? No? Then always remain vigilant and faithful to the Chief Deity. Listen not to lies and deceit if monster women.

>>37006520
>"What about mom?"
>succ making lunch for her boys
>"...She's different. I have sacrificed myself so that she would be bound to me and not set loose in the streets."
>succ sets food down and kisses her darling husband
>"...always remain vigilant son."

>>37006541
Monster girls giving birth to human sons is the best

What does clussy taste like?

>>37004965
Umm sweaty I realize lusting for women with disproportional bodies and hyperbolized-beyond-reason fertility markers is good a sign of an eroded mental state but try to understand that not everyone here is a deranged, filthy, chubby chasing sicko to immerse in such a greentext. Thx.

>>37006623
>t.loli bapho mad that no one is going to her sabbath to learn magic

>>37006623
>t. jealous witch

>>37006629
I'll go to her sabbath.

>>37006638
you'll the first and only one there aside from her

>>37006644
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>37006623
>sweaty
But it's autumn, why would I be hot?

The fuck? I love Starbucks now

>37005853
It means you aren't worthy of the (you)

>>37006089
>sexualize sisters of faith
ogey

>>37006672
>thinking anyone wants lim milk
>thinking anyone is standing in HER line
she's gonna keep seething as her fellow employees scoop up their new husbands while they're drunk on their milk

>>37006692
>want to motorboat clown titties
>she pops them in your face, scaring you almost to death
damn clowns

>>37006135
Library of Ruina.

I need a nun.

>>37006734

>>37005302
wtf no!

>>37006731
Dumb bird cat got all tangled up.

>>37006734
why?

>>37006711
>Library of Ruina.
Read that as Library of Rumia for a second.

Good night bros. Reminder since humans are fragile (You) need to give in and let your momster warm you up.

>>37006541
>>37006552
Wait hang on a minute.

How the hell would a guy who clearly co-mingled and had sex with a monstergirl AND have a son who is of both his tainted cock and a monstergirl still manage to remain being a Grail Knight of the realm?

Surely that guy would have his sacred Grail Knight powers and blessings revoked by the Chief God.

>>37004904
first pic is FGO

>>37006769
>fragile
I am not but I can't deny cuddles

>>37006763
parasite slimes need a good home

>>37006764
That would just be food reviews

>>37006800
Both pics are FGO. One is a retarded the goddess, the other is a host to a lovecraftian god.

You will hug a zombie, you will cum inside a zombie, you will marry and cherish a zombie

>>37006816
And you WILL be happy

>>37006816
>Ultra high level necromancer.
>Just hangs out with some comfy, low level zombies.
The easy life.

>>37006796
the knight sealed away a monster(married) and purified her (hence the son)
he's done more for the cause then other so called knights so his knight powers are super strong

>>37006816
>get tricked by zombie
>all of a sudden married to zombie
How do they do it bros...?

>>37006810

>>37006837
>pallies try to purge you or wights try to recruit you
>your cuddle horde always boos them away before they can reach you

>>37006866
They're going to make some mistakes alerting the horde.

>>37006878
>see holy heroine at your door
>prepare to send in your high lvl blood golem to deal with her
>look back and your horde is pushing her out the door while moaning "Noo.." and "Shoo.."
looks like extra cuddle time for tonight

>>37006890
>I didn't even get to see him! The zombies just pushed me away.

ZOMBIE BLOWJOBS WOOOOOHOOOOO
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/75231578

>>37006896
>monster and pally far and wide hear about this mysterious necromancer with an unstoppable zombie horde
>all venture to his domain to slay him for glory, or marry him for power
>all get pushed out by the horde of zombies no matter what they do
>nuki who set up tavern down the road makes bank as monster and pally alike drink and sob their failures away

>>37006929
>He doesn't even have any dread knights to raise me up and join! It's just all zombies!
>How can we have a climactic battle when they just keep shoving me away?

>>37006939
>nercommancer just puts up a sign that says
>zombi too op, pls go away

>>37006452
I don't really care for hellhounds, but this pic makes me reconsider

>>37006693
I'll step into her line...

>>37006939
>pally cries into wight deathknight's shoulder asking how they got bested by simple undead
>deathknight takes a large swig of booze and sadly says "He's far more powerful than we realized..."
meanwhile
>necromancer is trying to calm down his jealous pouting horde as they snuggle with him
>load moans of "Who...women..?" and "Noo...hussies..." surround him

>>37006962
>I swear, their moan rose at once in a great tide of sound.
>I doubt it was anything coherent but I swore I heard "Home wrecker"

>>37006965
>dopey yan zombie horde
too cute

>>37006810
That's mean to the nuns

>>37006980
fear not, while there was some initial hesitation they are now best of friends.

I think something is a bit funny about the local shrine maiden

These little cuties out here everyday just trying to make people consider.

>>37006991
yea...her hair bow is too large
she must have visited Bogie-chan's Wacky Clothes Shop

>>37004468
>>37004443
oh please don't tell me that you guys here are *those* kind of people

>>37007001
>worm licking her claw in public
greenworm needs to learn manners

>>37007008
No, I just like punks and hate what the lockdowns have turned people into.

>>37006425
FINALLY
FATHOUND

>>37007020
>loli gangs hanging around and carrying rape bats
good thing I hang with the cool catz gang

>>37007004
notice anything else, two big anomalies perhaps?

>>37007001
A striking navy blue would work better than grey.

>>37006672
>>37006693
>>thinking anyone wants lim milk
I WANT 'LIM MILK
THROUGH THE DOOR AT A DEAD SPRINT
JUMP RIGHT OVER THE COUNTER
STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP
THATS HOW I WANT MY 'LIM MILK

>>37006991
Nothing wrong here, paizuri is one of the shrine maiden's duties.

>>37007048
but how does she fed enough to have knockers like that when she is dirt poor?

>>37007032
yea her two big hair accessories next to her face
very distracting

>>37007058
A gift from the gods.

>>37007059
>shrine maiden and the dense anon

>>37007036
I see.

>>37007016
Dinner was too tasty, she was set up!

>>37007031
Which classroom does the pregnant loli club meet?

>>37007025
She's a brick
house

>>37007025
It's not a chase, it's more of a landslide.

>>37007088
>anons think its a comedy
>monsters think its horror

>>37007148
>licking her claw now
>soon she'll crawl on you to lick that veggie juice off your lips
bad manners is a slippery slope anon

>>37007212
>oops anon I kissed you looks like I'm a bad girl
>maybe you should teach me some manners in the cocoon anon~

>>37006135
guess some wightfag commissioned based off the vampussy from >>37006711

>>37007518
oh. it's still a nice suit

>be teasing your tomboy monster friend about her flat chest again
>this time she's had it
>unzips the front of her hoodie (that she "borrowed" from you), lifts up her shirt, and pulls up her Aperture brand pocket dimension sports bra, letting her holst-tier breasts bounce free
>she's beet-red from realizing she just flashed her tits for you, but tries to play it cool
>"S-So, still t-think I'm f-f-flat?"

>>37007720
>how do I know those aren't fake?

>>37007746
>her body moves on it's own, grabbing one of your hands and pulling it towards one of her massive boobs
>your fingers practically sink into them as you give a soft squeeze
>inside her mind, though, she's dying from embarrassment

>>37007720
>holst-tier breasts
no milk, no proof.

>>37007720
>Anon smiles smugly.
>Unzips his pants.
>Reveals Aperture brand pocket dimension underwear.

>>37007768
>pinching the very end of her nipple, you shake her breast
>sloshing sounds bellow from the boob

>>37006516
I love them too man

they sometimes change into human form using their great magic power, then spread information about the dungeon's vast riches among humans, or even request the aid of monster slayers to hunt themselves, all in order to lure the best adventurers to their dungeons.

So how does one spread info about dungeons without being exposed?

what would you (you) do for a kot wife

What if i go to cave, where lone Ushi live, scream her name and, after she finally show herself, i will tell her that she is the most beutiful woman in the world and i wanna marry her?

You must feel up every inch of your waifu's mouth with your fingers before you can marry her.

Why? Because I said so. Now do you want her or not?

What did people in mg threads even talk about?

>>37008627
Monster girls, mostly.

>>37008627
monstergirls, usually.

What did people in mg threads ten years ago even talk about?

>>37008644
Monster girls, typically.

>>37008644
Monstergirls, generally.

>>37008644
Monster girls, obviously.

What will people in mg threads in the future even talk about?

>>37008644
Monster girls, probably.

>>37008680
Monster girls, likely.

>>37008680
In future people will fuck monster girls.

>>37008710
you ruined it

>>37008710
One fucking job, anon.

>>37008644

I only have memory of visiting early monster musume threads on /a/ and monster girl quests on the brand new /vg/ board. IIRC it was still kinda fresh back then, but it gained rapid popularity running up to 2015. It was the same coomer tier stuff as in these threads, albeit less MGE centric



Glad to see some of the dumb memes from that era are still around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40hwZyGF28Q

>>37008900
>but it gained rapid popularity running up to 2015
it almost places in of those video games awards back then

>The hags just want to talk with you

>>37009076
Tell them I already have a GF.
I don't, but they don't know that.

>>37009101
They can't meet her because she lives in Canada.

>>37009076
[X] Run Towards Them

>>37009101
but they do know that
the smell of virgin is too strong on you

>>37009165
All the more reason to get a Canadian gf.

>>37009101
>You wouldn't know she goes to another school

>>37009076
For the last time; No, I will not let you eat sushi off my naked body.
That costs extra ladies.

>>37009076
"Ehm, i'm sorry, old ladies, i prefer young girls."

>>37009344
stop lying to yourself, anon

Submit to foxes

>>37009422
>one tailed fox
I would never submit to a kiddy like that

>>37009076
about what?

>>37009076
Don't worry, I know how to escape from them! Hags aren't flexible!

Halloween is coming

>>37009508
>Hags aren't flexible!
They are. You just have to warm them up first but after four hours of nonstop fucking they’re usually limber enough to get their feet behind their head.

>>37009076
I love that picture.

>>37009526
>Mari as akuma
Would of thought Selene would do the "evil fighter" thing

>>37009442

>>37009403
Eh, why i'm lying?

>>37009403
He's right though, younger girls are better.

>>37009655
>>37009658
don't you guys like milk?

>>37009076
I only talk to hags if they are rich enough to be my sugar mommy.
Or are just nice to me, both works.

>>37009508
>implying yukari won't just gap you under her

>>37009703
loli milk is the best kind of milk

Hags have so much personality, it's charming.