/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36886602
You and everything else in this world, even the people in this thread, belong to me.

There are 28 hoops in that image

its actually jumping over the hoops

>>36888845
It's clearly jumping under the hoops

>>36886602
This photo looks old. I think this doggo might be dead.

>>36886602
>only four loops
>says jump over twelve loops
Why are you lying?

>>36886602
Proof?

>>36886602
How do you know that he's japanese?

dog

>>36895748
if it was chinese that dog wouldnt be there

>>36904088
Not for long anyway.

>>36894019
who are you quoting?

>>36889600
It's clearly levitating inside the hoops.

>>36886602
Impressive, a new record for hoops jumped!

>>36892170
Hes forever jumping in our hearts

Are we sure he's jumping through the hoops?
Maybe he just lives in the hoops

>>36905569
The image

Look closely, it's not a dog. Dogs have legs.

HOLY SHIT HE HAS NO LEGS

>>36912370
>>36912465
What happens when he hits the ground??

>>36912370
But some dogs don't have legs. That doesn't prove anything.

>>36912465
>HE HAS NO LEGS
Anon, the legs are right there! If it's unclear, I can put in a few more arrows or something, but the legs are very visible

>>36912754
Those are hoops

>>36912761
Ah, my apologies. I have been drinking in excess.

>>36912795
Understandable, that too was my reaction to the jumping legless japanese dog
How can gaijin dogs ever compare?

>>36912761
Can hoops count as legs?

>>36913532
I suppose hoops could be used as prosthetics.

>>36913532
I think so. My grandmother was hoop-legged and lived a long life.

never notice how everyone around is so happy seeing the japanese dog jumping through the hoops
this is a very happy image

>>36912708
He slithers on the ground like a snake.

>>36915674
why would he do that?

>>36916963
That's how legless japanese dogs walk around.

>>36914482
>that legless dog? he will never jump
>not even one hoop
but inu chan wouldn't give up
SE NO!!
a tale of passion and determination and a dog that just wouldn't give up
>did inu kun just jump?
>bakana he has no legs
>chodan ja nai! Tonde iru! so no tonde iru inu!
>majide!!

飛べ犬様！

>>36886602
wtf
is this real?

>>36917884
Who are you quoting?

>>36886602
based

>>36917319
Surely for him to 'walk around' he would need legs?

>>36886602

>>36912084
The image doesn't have a text that says what you quoted

>>36892170
Heggin degerinos

>>36924132
You!

>>36932431
I didn't say that.

Legless Japanese dog cumming on a loli's back!

>>36931322
not that anon.
yes it does i saw it too

>>36932894
Maybe you said it without realizing it?

>>36914482
everyone but this guy

>>36938852
hes the one who glued the dog tk the hoops

>>36939350
Wow rude

>>36948891
The dog likes it

Friendly reminder that the hoops are not real, the crowd is not real and the dog is not real.

theyre real to me

>>36949200
Thanks, I've been worrying about this all week

>>36949200
There's nothing friendly about this reminder. The revelation that what I believed to be real was fake terrifies me and I don't like it.

>>36949200
dog is definitely real
others, not sure

>>36949583
he hates it!

but does the dog?

>>36958002
yes

poor dog :(

>>36938852
he made a wager with someone that there's no way a dog could jump through seven hoops and he is in disbelief

>>36966462
the dog was the wager

The dog isn't jumping. He is diving. Japanese water is very clean and so you can't spot he's in a fish tank.

Japanese dog cooking spagheti

>>36971004
it is his dog
he didnt believe in his dog

>>36925721
Not if it learns to walk on its arms and hands.

>>36982734
Well that's just ridiculous.

>>36982824
But it’s the truth. I have seen it.

>>36982308
always bet on dog

>>36984544
IS THAT
A VTUBER
AHHHHHHHHH
I'M GOING INSANE

>>36985586
no, its a japanese dog jumping through 15 beds

>>36985604
your mom jumped through 15 beds

>>36985604
i want to jump through 15 beds

>>36886602
I really want to feed Japanese dog that jumping through twelve hoops but I don't know where he is! can you help me please?

>>36986305
i know, she tells the story every christmas
its not such a great story either, yours did 20 beds

>>36938852
>pleb dog not even jumping through 40 hoops

>>36997318
Who are you quoting?

>>36999589
Can't you just be straightforward and accuse people of not using greentext for their original purpose instead of this roundabout passive-aggressive question?

>>37000805
It gets the point across better.

>>37000805
Can't you just lurk, dude

>37000871
>don't use greentext the way most people already accept and understand!

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a /jp/ incel jumping through the rope's loop to end his pathetic life

>>37001315

>>37001315
based and quotepilled

Pleb dog not even jumping through 40 hoops.

>37001950
>implying