/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why did you leave your room?

Your precious "Touhous" will always love you.

super cool story alice.

You realize when you die you get to live forever in whatever dream world you choose, right? You missed your chance, brother.

How do you roll your car? Do you not know how to drive?

You'll always have us...

Get a part-time job, get paid, buy herbs, meet new people. Feel good.

Aww, have a fat cat.

if only you had been born introverted, then you wouldn't give a shit about friends.

>>3697675
It was a SUV. I just used the generic term "car".

Man, you guys always manage to make me feel pity for you. I'd tell you to cheer up, but words like that are so meaningless.

I hope you didn't leave before the Police arrived. You'll be in some shit if you did.

>>3697664
I'll be here for you Anon-kun.

Come on anon, cheer up.

you still live because you have many things to do before dying but you must find it yourself, like friends you know...

Should of been driving something like I drive.

Awwww OP :(.

I like you.

>>3697705

That is a fat fucking cat. God damn, look at that bastard.

dude, you fucking captured spell card: rolling SUV of death.

be proud.

>>3697664 no one loves me
The odds of surviving such an accident were pretty low, yet here you are. That means God still has work for you to do. Now, chin up, and never say those four words again.

>>3697718
Its hair, its a fluffy motherfucker.

Your family is concerned about you and wants you to succeed in life, although they will never say it

Be thankful that you exist

>>3697705
Say, CJ, you gonna crash the car again?

>>3697664
Here, have a masturbating loli.

And remember, you're not alone, you have us fellow weeaboo losers too.

Go tell it Marisa, she'll comfort you.

>I got into an car accident this weekend /jp/.

Why were you outside?

>I wish I had died. I have no friends, very little family, and no one loves me.
>CRAAAAAAAWWWWWLIIIING iNNNNN MYY SKIINNNNNNN

Oh, you're a normalfaggot. Get out of my /jp/, this board is NEET only.

shouldnt have tried to barrel-roll

>>3697664
Pics or I call bullshit.

You should have taken some picture for the insurance company am I right?

>>3697752
A fate worse than death

>>3697760
NEET needs to be an instant ban on /jp/.

You did die.

>>3697788
Silly Anonymous.
We're all dead.

I too wish you had died.
Then this thread wouldn't exist.

>>3697780
Admitting to being non-NEET should be a permaban you mean. Let's think.

What kind of people make offtopic attentionwhoring threads like these?

Normalfags.

Who do you think is responsible for all the /trv/ threads?

Normalfags.

Who do you think is responsible for all the /lang/ threads?

Normalfags.

Who do you think is responsible for the pig disgusting idolfaggotry?

Normalfags.

Who do you think is responsible for bawwson?

Normalfags who got butthurt at being told to get out.

Who do you think is responsible for japanese bird?

Normalfags who got butthurt at being told to get out.

And finally, what sorts of people are responsible for starting and maintaining the disgusting tripfag circlejerk?

Normalfags. All the tripfags are normalfags.

Every major problem on /jp/ can be traced back to normalfags and if they were all purged by the cleansing flame of moderation, then /jp/ would be a better place for it.

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ab=nd yes, I know you're white.

>>3697858
DEXTER'S A COOKIE

>>3697852
Only normalfags complain about normalfags, because they are trying to fit in with the NEETs of /jp/.

>>3697852
Who do you think was responsible for you being born? That's right, normalfags.

Yeah, you're right. Normalfags don't contribute anything of value.

>>3697664
You have friends. You have us. We're like a great, huge friend who's always there for you, and has multiple personality disorder like no psychologist would ever believe.

I hope you've learned a lesson about wearing your seat belt, but I'm glad you're okay OP. I'm sure all of us are, at least a little bit.

>>3697923
OH MANS I WISH I HAD A BUDDY LIKE YOU BACK WHENS I WAS IN THE SCHOOLS

YOU COULD LIKES CARRY ME HOME AND STUFFS

AND BEAT UP ALL THE MEAN BULLYS

/jp/ is usually much nicer in these kind of threads than /a/ or other boards are. We may say we don't care about people, but deep inside we wish the best for our bros.

Good job being lucky!

> I wish I had died. I have no friends, very little family, and no one loves me.
Is that all that matters to you? If it is so, why don't you work on it? If it doesn't matter as much to you, then why complain?

>>3697664

Wow, you're parents must have been pissed that you crashed their SUV.

>>3698125
Wow, your parents must have been pissed that you failed basic English.

>>3698125
>you're
Insults never really hurt much when the one making them makes such juvenile grammatical errors.

>>3697664
Fuck, I'm conflicted in my emotions on this.

On one hand, I want you to not die. Because society has spent a lot on raising you and training you, so it would be a waste if you died before contributing much to society.
On the other hand, I want you to die. Because that you mean one less idiot and worthless piece of shit in existence, and even possibly furthering the collapse of this dismal society.

Anyway, the least you could do is not post these shit threads. I know /jp/ is a big pile of shit, but you don't need to add you feces too.

OP should've wished upon a star. Otherwise it won't come true.

op is a lie and made up his own!

Listen to me OP. You shouldn't get this over yourself. you should be happy that you are not only alive, but it has made you into something else. What doesn't kill you makes you Stronger. Know that in your heart.

>>3698484
Silly Anon, you of all people should know wishes aren't granted, just the same as miracles do not happen, as that is the nature of both.

Get over yourself. You want a purpose in life? Go get one. Or stop whining.

How'd the vehicle roll over?

>>3697705
>should of been

Miracles do happen.

guys that feel sorry for themselves are assholes

>>3698571
Driving on a dirt road and hit a series of potholes in the middle of the street which caused me to lose control and flip.

I love you OP.

>>3698768
This.

Fuck off, OP. If you want to die, go kill yourself.

>>3697664
If you want to die, go and drive your car off a cliff. Problem solved.

>My vehicle rolled over a few times, I wasn't wearing my seat belt

EXTREME

There's a difference between having your life taken, and taking your own life.

I don't know much about you OP, but I guess I'll selfishly tell you to hang in there, because I want you to.

Dear OP, hope this helps.

But what do I know?

>>3697773

>>3698983
>because I want you to.
never thought id ever see an anon say something to make me tear up

>>3697730
Just because God still has work for him to do doesn't mean anybody loves him.

>>3697663
plz stop spammen ur shitty boarded on www CXLHEKMMtalk com ( repalace "CXLHEKMM" w/ "anon" ) where tired of ur'e constnt fucken spam n ddos attack's also stop lyen about at plox now gtfo tard's

>>3697661
plz stop spammen ur shitty boarded on www ANERCQKTtalk com ( repalace "ANERCQKT" w/ "anon" ) where tired of ur'e constnt fucken spam n ddos attack's also stop lyen about at plox now gtfo tard's

>>3697664
plz stop spammen ur shitty blog on www.bunbunmaru.org ( repalace "bunbunmaru" w/ "4chan" ) where tired of ur'e constnt fucken spam n emp attack's also stop lyen about urself plox now gtfo tard's

>>3697662
plz stop spammen ur shitty boarded on www FNIIUXCQtalk com ( repalace "FNIIUXCQ" w/ "anon" ) where tired of ur'e constnt fucken spam n ddos attack's also stop lyen about at plox now gtfo tard's

You mean to say that you have few obligations, almost no one to judge you? You don't have to live up to the expectations of others?

Damnit OP, i'm jealous. The only reason why I haven't done half the things I want to is because i'd be judged by and thought less of by people that are close to me.

You may not realize it OP, but you are free. More free than anyone else here on this forum. Free from judgement, obligation and interpersonal constraints.

You are young. Go and live now while you still have the chance.

>>3701715
>More free than anyone else here on this forum.
>forum.
Learn your words Anon.

>>3701727
An imageboard, by definition, is a forum.
Learn your words.

Never say that.There's always someone in the world thinking and being worried about your safety.

Within the four imageboards, all NEET are brothers.

>I wasn't wearing my seat belt
>I wish I had died
Redundant redundancy is redundant.

So why are you people talking to a dead person? He probably killed himself some other way after this accident.

>>3701796
Pics or it didn't happen.

What's the best non-gun way to kill yourself, /jp/?
From what I've read, pills rarely work out as they should, despite being billed as an easy solution.

Jump headfirst from a multi-story building.

>>3701813
Where do you find one and who lets you on its roof?

>>3697663
plz stop spammen ur shitty boarded on www LRIFYFNKtalk com ( repalace "LRIFYFNK" w/ "anon" ) where tired of ur'e constnt fucken spam n ddos attack's also stop lyen about at plox now gtfo tard's

>>3701818
Try a multi-story carpark or pretend you have an appointment at a high rise office building.

>>3701808
Set yourself on fire. If you're unwilling to do that, you don't deserve to die.

What are you supposed to do if you don't want to die but you don't really want to live either?

>>3701840
Make finding a reason to live your reason to live. Duh.

>>3701840
This. I mean, everyone knows an indoor barbecue while drinking heavily is the safe, easy way to kill yourself. Let's tackle the tough questions.

>>3701808

Pills, the right ones and the right amount

>>3697677
no a very good consolation......
consider beating moot in the faggotry of life>>3697664

>>3698171
cease your faggotry right now ar an hero
just stop this shit of emo

You guys are worthless. I'm just going to move to America and get a gun there.

>>3701885
>faggotry
>ar
>an hero
>shit of emo
>>>/b/ called. They want you back.

>>3701894
no matter what jp says now b just oissed off another innocent otaku so piss off mothafukAS

>>3701906
I like your posts. Please keep posting.

>>3701932
He reminds me of /b/tard of /jp/

>>3701808
No, pills are a terrible way of committing suicide. You'll likely just experience great pain and survive.
From what I've heard, hanging yourself is a relatively foolproof and painless way to commit suicide.*
But if you're planning to do it, think twice. Once you go, you can't come back. Ever.

>>3701840
Keep living. As long as you're alive, you can choose to die. However, once you're dead, you'll never be alive again. You only have one life; try to find a new meaning to it. Even if it all turns out futile, you'll end up dying in the end anyways - just remain alive for the chance that your life might actually become better. After all - you have nothing to lose, right?

*I'm not saying hanging is either foolproof or painless. It's just that all reasonable alternatives are even worse.

>>3701808

Blaze of glory. If your goal is to die anyway, might as well do it in a way that people will look back on you with dumb awe, rather than seeing you as just taking the pathetic easy way out.
Arm yourself, go break into some local military installation and steal some expensive piece of hardware for a joyride. Since you probably don't have military experience or any experience with weapons, you'll likely get shot up into a pulp without accomplishing anything. But since you're planning to die anyway, it doesn't matter if you fail horribly. 14 yos will go "WOOOO DATS SO AWSUM" and piss themselves for no apparent reason at the mention of your name, and there will be crappy YouTube tributes with Linkin Park made in your honour.
Truly, as you take your place in Valhalla you can rest assured the suffering you have inflicted upon the remaining world is oh-so-much worse than anything you ever experienced.

>>3702197
I agree with this post. If you're going to kill yourself anyway, go down fighting. Kill some fuckers, shoot some jocks and princesses or other assholes that made your life miserable. Leave a note with a cryptic message along the lines of "Society reaped what it had sown". Make it a little emo too, people eat that shit up these days. Go for the highscore.

>>3702266
And what exactly do you plan to achieve by doing so?

>>3702373
A glorious death.

Really, there are so many people in the world that need killing that it's outright shameful of people to kill themselves without taking a shot at it.

>>3697664
Retry?

>>3702393

I'm waiting for someone to go batshit crazy and shoot the place up, blaming Scientology. I think that'll be a fucking hoot!

>>3697662
plz stop spammen ur shitty boarded on www DAWYKPTKtalk com ( repalace "DAWYKPTK" w/ "anon" ) where tired of ur'e constnt fucken spam n ddos attack's also stop lyen about at plox now gtfo tard's

>>3702266
Lol @ you and your trenchcoat.

Protip: the reason people hate you isn't because the world is a CRUEL HEARTLESS PLACE that's conspiring against you for no reason. Your life is miserable because you're a miserable person - an unlikable, emo douchebag who nevertheless thinks he's entitled to happiness without making any effort for it.

>>3703021
>I'm waiting for someone to go batshit crazy and shoot the place up, blaming Scientology. I think that'll be a fucking hoot!
>SCIENTOLOGY R EVIL ANON IS LEGOON XDD ^______^

Go back to /b/

>>3703137
Lol, afraid? You better be, you're the kind of person that's first on my list to die, you pompous asshole. Hey, I might even do it without offing myself. That's how much I hate you.

>>3703137

Ah, but the world IS a big, scary place, Anon.
You need only read the news and learn of the sufferings in other parts of the globe, in warzones and countries led by despotic tyrants to know this.

You're much better off staying in your room. We all are, really.

Inconveniencing others before you kill yourself is selfish and rude.

>>3703332
Doing the same while alive is even worse.

>>3697664 I wasn't wearing my seat belt,
Natural selection has failed us

>>3703367
quite right.

I wrecked my club car during a race back in 2004, went around a turn to fast and caught the wall.