/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36709278

>>36709278
:)

Slutkuya

I love my wife

>>36719946
Does she love you?

>>36719971
I sure hope so

>>36709278
good.

RUFF BARK RUFF RUFF ARF WOOF!!!
BARK RARF WOOF WOOF
Woof bark arf arf.

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Not yet Sakuya...

Stinkuya.

Poopkuya.

Bukakuya

The most elegant maid in the world.

Describe Sakuya's personality as you see it. What is she like?

>>36727500
Charmingly cool, elegant, and caring, with a gentle, moderately deep voice of a refined maiden in her 20s. Handsomely beautiful. Extremely devoted to her mistress.

>>36727500
cold, distant, busy, just not interested in a relationship right now (except when I'm not around)

>>36736085
It's the wrong season for fishing Sakuya! It's almost winter!

>>36739010
sakuya fishing

>>36709278
Sakuya gets a lot of respect!
She's a perfect and elegant maid", and a head maid at that! She has prestige and status!
And do you know what's even better?
Maids get paid, and paid well.
JANNIES DO IT FOR FREE!!!

>>36740429
she does it for free

unless she gets paid in nature

>>36746126
>she does it for free
She gets the prestige of being affiliated with Flan and Remi, who are forces to reckon with. She's also tasked with acquiring the high-class victuals with which Remi and Flan are served, and I'm sure she's allowed whatever the sisters don't consume (and let's face it, they're the size of kids, I doubt they consume too much). Sakuya isn't someone you should really mess with in the first place, but nonetheless she gets more out of it than your average janny, which is nothing.

>>36746504
in her case, just being with the people in the scarlet devil mansion is enough of a reward

Sakuya seems like the type of person who likes to be the one with the pants in the relationship in public but is totally submissive in private

some things ought to be simple.

>>36727500
Loyal airhead.

>>36762845
Airhead is a cute way to describe her.

>>36724029
So, this is the state of /jp/... Good to know....

No thoughts, head empty.

>>36767848
The state of /jp/ is being MAD when you point out FACTS about Sakuya's FLAT chest.

>>36776159
The state of /jp/ is the total delusion that you have accomplished anything at all.
Believing in lies should they comfort you.

Yay! Sakuya-san!

Sakuya sure is scary, even when she's tied up...

>>36788101
I'll untie you, Sakuya-san. Please don't be too cruel to me after that~~

>>36788101
I want to bully Sakuya-san

>>36800209
I want her to bully me! (only mildly though )

>>36802291
That depends solely on how much she likes you.

>>36802487
Leave Mari alone you small-chested bully

>>36805041

Sakuya got her Remi's place by a little bit.
https://toho-vote.info/result/

Sakuya got Remi's place by a little bit. Dammit, I didn't get to vote.
https://toho-vote.info/result/

>>36812086
I'm surprised she went up a spot, but it doesn't surprise me Youmu is still at the top spot.
>I didn't get to vote.
Did you forget?

>>36812086
Flan beats both.

>>36813162
>Did you forget?
I would either postpone it, or forget about it. It's a shame.

how would Sakuya react to a confession?

>>36815721
That honestly depends.
I'm certain she'll be ecstatic when I confess.

>>36815721
I'm sure she would knife me

>>36815721
Before or after the interrogation?

>>36719971
she doesn't

>>36727500
Polite, cold, arrogant, calm,funny and a heartless killer

>>36815721
she would politely reject you

>>36714503
?

>>36815721
O Sakuya, you made up your mind all rea…O, uhhhh, I, see,ummmm , I, so, ummm, yes? You, look very happy… I hope we can take good care of each other, m-moving forward.

Sakuya's the filling in a Scarlet sandwich

>>36709278
Who?

>>36844176
My wife.

>>36844176
My Friend

>>36844176
My servant.

>>36844176
My wife.

>>36844176
All of the above.

Our beloved maid deserve a lot of love, be kind to her!

>>36858735
Always and forever.

>>36727497
i love the idea of an incompetent Sakuya. Good at killing not so much as a maid

>>36874452
Can she actually make good tea, or does Remilia like it because sakuya made it ?

>>36874452
Retired mercenary Sakuya who works as a maid for cover, so she won't be arrested and tried for her war crimes in Bosnia!

>>36874452
I like to think she covers it up by her time-stopping

>>36874521
Does she even make tea? Remi's a vampire, so there's a good chance it's actually blood.

>>36709278
I thought these threads would be more lewd.

>>36885363
Isn't the appeal of a maid restriction/modesty?

Her character is also good with subtlety and sexual suggestion.

>>36879478
I thought sakuya put the blood in all the food. Could be that she didn't even like tea to begin with just the blood lol. I guess the meme tea spilling only happens, because Sakuya didn't put the secret ingredient into it.

>>36879478
>>36886079
Actually, one of the music comments says that Remilia's tea is human blood.

>I wanted Chinese sounding but it didn't end up Chinese at all. (Sweats)
>I haven't drank black tea in a while. But black tea made of blood is very sinful.
>Well, the black tea that Remilia and such are drinking is really just human blood. Can I really call that black tea?
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/Music

>>36886272
So the classy elegant lady with taste beyond the common present is just a facade, its just about blood or no blood.

>>36874521
Even if the tea were terrible, I'd still love it since it was made by Sakuya.

>>36886797

Hummmm i wonder how many people she charms like that, add in the fact that she can cover things with time stops, perhaps she's not that great of a maido after all, but hey if everyone likes you making bad tea is fine right ?

>>36887026
No. I don't glorify it. It's just a way of saying you love someone. You don't need to be perfect.
>but hey if everyone likes you making bad tea is fine right?
No, I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say it's a charm factor either since it can fall directly outside of how much you like someone; it can be an obligation for unknown reasons, or even a personal one.

is she bulgarian?

i have the full pasta
>implied to be from the outside world
>vampire hunter
>dracula is romanian
>bulgaria is just south of romania
>jack the ludo bile, ludo bile is bulgarian name for deadly nightshade
>our neightbours sometimes mock us for being slow/lazy, thats why shes into time
is sakuya bulgarian?

>>36895442
>>36895451
No.

Just look at her, she has to be the best maid on planet earth !

>>36775821
no air, lungs empty

>>36914240
Why are they bullying mini-Sakuya-chan?

>>36917668
They're making light of her instant lolification since her clothes are now too big for her.

>>36923003

>>36917434
>>36923003
>>36926157
It brings too much joy to see her happy face, i find myself spontaneously smiling

>>36709278
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93378619
new chin soon, bros!!
look at all that meat

Sakuya-san is a bad girl

>>36945399
I want.. Sakuya-san to do this to me too..

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/15522
Beautiful Sakuya and Remi doujin!

no... don't die Sakuya

Sakuya-san, cleaning stop!

>>36963835
That one is pretty nice. It's a good origin story as someone else also states.

There are quite a few SakuMari images. Is it an old pairing thing from the early days?

There are quite a few SakuMari images. Is it an old pairing thing from the early days?

>>36979684
Marisa is basically Sakuya's only friend

>>36975600
it's better than the "people tried to kill her because of her weird powers" origin

>>36983601
That's not true! She has..!
Er, Remilia?

>>36983924
that Satori manga showed the none of them are really friends, just work associates

>>36985144
>that Satori manga
The true and proper conclusion NEVER
V
E
R.

>>36985144
>that Satori manga
The true and proper conclusion NEVER EVER.

>>36983647
>it's better than the "people tried to kill her because of her weird powers" origin
I don't recall reading a scenario like that, but it doesn't seem too out of the blue. Do you know of any example stories?

>>36788251
ZA WARUDO!

I want to be lectured by Sakuya-san

>>36990911
Why dude?

>>36995114
I think it would be fun

>>36990911
I want Sakuya to scream at me and beat me into a proper man!

>>36716489
I MUST FUCK HER

>>36990911

I'll just let her do what she wants with me, i hope things will work out.

Sakuya is literally my mom's maid ther is nothing special about her design

>>37004426
Tell your mom's maid she had good taste.

>>36985144
You mean like how Remi desperately tried to defend Sakuya despite everything? Or how Meiling and Sakuya is not "friends" because Meiling got possessed?

>>37011604
>>37011678
I believe thighs indicate a maid's ability. The prettier they are, the better the maid is. And Sakuya's thighs are amazing.

>>37011734
a maid's ability is determined by the undergarments she wears
bloomers = omnipotent maid, can stop time and make a delicious tea
panties = 2-cent skank, good for nothing, can't even make proper tea

>>37011930
What about no pantsu?

>>37021052
this picture brings me joy

>>37027161
your post brings me memories of the past.

My favorite crack ship. Old as dirt too.

>>37028201
?

>>37028201
qué weá posteaste tonto weón

>>37011930
Y'know with all the acrobatics and knife tricks Sakuya must perform during battles, I'm surprised she hasn't accidentally slipped a peek under her skirt every so often.

would Sakuya make a good wife?

>>37036742
I think she'll be a better mother, than a wife. Not saying she would be bad as a wife, but i always imagine her being a bit tricky, difficult to fully understand. But for some reason, this uncertainty, is what i find attractive about her.

Just went on my first date with Sakuya in EraTohoTW
She’s adorable

>>37028583
Tohno/Nanaya Shiki from Tsukihime. It's a crack ship that's been around for like 2 decades almost. I'm not sure why it was ever a thing but it's cute.

>>37034777
She probably stops time and adjusts her skirt mid-air.

>>37037004
Sakuya strikes me as the type of person who wouldn't be easy to marry in the first place

>>37057328
The only way to marry her is if she gets brain damage and forgets that the SDM exists

>>37057720
I disagree. She's devoted, but I wouldn't say she's completely devoid of feelings for others.

>>36788101
Imagine her spontaneously looking more tired and worn as she tries over and over to escape while using time stop, to no avail.

>>37057820
You never know, she just might be able to pull off a Houdini and manage to escape somehow. If Sakuya wasn't known for just manipulating time, I have the impression she'd likely be a master of various performance magic as well.

DEKA

you have to work at the SDM for a year, if you impress Sakuya she'll marry you, if you fail you get fed to flan, do you succeed?

>>37074502
Yes. Absolutely.

>>37055468
Then thats gonna be a hell of a lot of time spent stopping it and just readjusting her skirt cause Danmaku are no slouch dogfights.

>>37076221
Sakuya seems petty enough to do that. Not letting her enemy have any advantage, even if that advantage is taking a look at her pantsu.

>>37074502
That's difficult, because I don't necessarily want to marry Sakuya. I'd rather preserve the superior/subordinate relationship eternally.

But if the alternative is getting fed to Flandre, then hell yes I'm going to succeed.

>>37076991
>I'd rather preserve the superior/subordinate relationship eternally.
Which do you want to be in relation to Sakuya? The superior or the subordinate?

>still no scans of Chin's Sakuya doujinshi

Bros...

>>37085257
i remember this from years ago
rereleasing them?

>>37083988
femdom on the streets femsub in the sheets

>>37083988
>Thinking anybody aside from Ojou-sama can be above the head maid

>>37074502


>you have to work at the SDM for a year, if you impress Sakuya she'll marry you
>if you fail you get fed to flan, do you succeed?

A few flan threads ago someone shared a flan fiction where you get thrown into flans basement, and get lucky enough to possibly become friends with her. I might actually try to do this first. If I can become friends with flan and remilia, hopefully we can conspire to get the maid to gift me her heart. It was amusing, in the gatcha the card of fate I got from remi was Sakuya. I’m sure I’ll succeed.

>>37100119
I mean, I agree, but who are you quoting?

Chibiyoi Chibikuya

>>37100978
honestly they might just do it because they think matchmaking would be a fun thing to do

>>37107900
Im not exactly sure what they would do, but i hope the experience will end up being fun.

My only experience with twowho is shit on /f/ and /wsg/ but Sakuya is my favorite.

Oh and if you guys have any art of her smoking cigarettes please post it because smoking maids scratches a itch of mine

>>37117202
I've seen a few, but I don't remember if I saved them or not.

>>37125293
awesome

>>37126406
I agree, but smoking is bad for you.

>>37128063

I've never smoked, but fuck it looks cool on a good deal of characters.

>>37128205
okay, fine.
here's a rare Sakuya.

mane im smokin rn

Stay safe outside if you celebrate Halloween...

I just think 2hus should be barefoot

I own a Sakuya cosplay ...
What is wrong with me?

>>37143531
The ones not owning one should ask that.

>>37143531
Good taste

What is your opinion on girls in suits?

>>37149365
They're a special kind of cute I guess.
I wouldn't say there's much else to it, but I would say it's a pleasant sight that has potential to bring a smile to your face.
Note this is just girls in suits, and not position. It's like going to a reunion where everyone is in their Sunday best, or at least that's the best I can describe it right now.

>>37149365
*flat girls in suits

Do you think if you were arrive at the SDM and fight through it with a bouquet of flowers, she'd accept a confession?

>>37157029
Not immediately, but it would be funny to see her expression.

>>37157029
how will you pass the gate keeper?

>>37165854
You plan with the gatekeeper. You visit her and slowly become acquaintances.
It was all an act to win her heart, or start on the journey of winning her over.
Seeing how standing at the gate every day may not be eventful, maybe she'd like to see if a human would succeed since she doesn't interact with humans that often to begin with.

>>37165924
Alternatively you could try talking Marisa into flying you over, because she might find it funny. Maybe Aya would be willing to help as well, as it could turn into a good story for her. We also know that Remilia leaves the mansion every once in a while wihout her like she does at the end of EoSD to visit Reimu, so maybe you could try tatlking to her about Sakuya. I mean surely she'd hardly care about your feelings, but like some other anon already said, she might find playing matchmaker funny and a nice change of pace. But you're probably right, cause trying to befriend Meiling as first step sounds like it would be the smartest move.

>>37175943
the little Remi is pretty cute
snowing, Sakuya must be cold with her porcelain arms out there

>>37180833

>>37185029
Thats very nice

>>37185029
surgery?

>>37188870
Rubber tits

>>37084178
Wish granted. Enjoy his thiccest Sakuya yet.
https://nhentai.net/g/378965/

>>37189106
There's something you need to shoot. It's called yourself. Can you should yourself for me?

>>37189277
How would anon "should" himself
How does anyone "should" themselves

Sakuya being disappointed because I only gave her a peck on the cheek before she left for work!

>>37188870
>>37188884
Gensokyo has no such tech and Sakuya isn't Korean. Just except how Zun intended her.

>>37195451
Can't you make rubber from trees?

>>37195516
Yes, "Hevea brasiliensis" or simply rubber tree, but I think the climate in japan isn't suitable for them

>>37195451
Accept*
This is your brain on going to bed 3AM every morning.

But sorry, rubber will never be an acceptable substitute for the real thing.

>>37196527
>This is your brain on going to bed 3AM every morning.
I function just fine on 4 hours.
It's like you people don't know how to operate at 100% while sleep depraved.

>>37195451
xl pads!

fag

I want to pet her head and gently tug on her braids. Same with Meiling

>>37189106
hnngg I want to rape her at full force

>>37225138
cute.

I like the idea of Sakuya being with the SDM since she was a kid and they're basically family to her

>>37241201
I like they idea of being with Sakuya and msking her smile

>>37241201
Same. I can't remember when it was stated that she met Remilia, but considering Remilia's statement, the best origin story if you interpret the SDM as being light-hearted despite the youkai and such.

>>37251963
cute chicken

>>37252972
that's a music note

>>37107900
Yeah remi gets pretty bored but you'd have to be thoroughly vetted to not be a goober, and you might be stuck working in the SDM the rest of your life.

Sakuya-san has an innocent mind

Goodnight, Sakuya