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If you cook fried tufu, you lure out Ran.

>> No.3694319

>>3694315
If you keep Ran for 900 years, you get pet-woman.

>> No.3694327

I did that today and there was no Ran. Why are you lying.

>> No.3694331

>>3694327
You probably have a pet dog. Those tend to scares of Rans.

>> No.3694346
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3694346

If you give a Nazrin a cookie, she'll want a glass of milk.

>> No.3694347

My uncle used to have a tamed pet fox. Its tail was so fluffy. I used to love stroking its tail when it sat on the couch with me. Can you imagine what it'd feel like having 9 of those to stroke simultaneously?

>> No.3694357
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>>3694346
Is this sexual innuendo?

>> No.3694361

>>3694347
FUCK YES NINE HANDS

can you imagine juggling with those things? goddamn

>> No.3694362

>>3694331
No it was just me at home. Why was there no Ran ;_;

>> No.3694366
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3694366

>>3694347

>> No.3694371
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>>3694357
would you like it to be?

>> No.3694372
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>>3694371
Yes.

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>>3694372
well since you asked so nicely...I'll make it Men's Milk

>> No.3694420

>>3694315
Why is she naked?

>> No.3694429

Japanese folklore while rich and diverse is incredibly dumb.

>> No.3694516
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>>3694346
NO! FUCK YOU AND THAT DAMN MOUSE!! If you give a mouse a cookie, that sumabitch will never leave!!

>> No.3694537

>>3694420
Tenko.

>> No.3694559
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>>3694516
Its true. If you give Nazrin pretty much anything, she'll stay with you forever. You'll have to make her your waifu just to make the neighbors understand. But then she'll clutter your house with junk because she is such a pack rat

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>>3694559
I'd be concerned about the hordes of male rats she's constantly having affairs with.

>> No.3694580

>>3694346

and if you give it a glass of milk it will develop a taste for human blood

>> No.3694587

>>3694315
WTF is sticking out of it's hip?

>> No.3694595
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3694595

If you kill a man, you lure out Orin.

>> No.3694597

>>3694587
CHEN

>> No.3694613

>>3694587
A handle.

>> No.3694628

if you salt the earth wherever you go you'll lure out a whole mess of yokai.

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>>3694366
More like this.

>> No.3694640
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>>3694315
>>tufu

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>>3694580
if she develops a taste for human blood, she'll become a vampire!

>> No.3694661

>>3694644
If she becomes a vampire she'll need to make followers.

>> No.3694673
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>>3694661
now, if she makes some followers they will neeeeed to feeeeed.

>> No.3694677

>>3694661
ANEMIC.

>> No.3694695
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3694695

If they feed too much, the national guard will be called!

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>>3694695
If the National Guard is called out, they too will become fodder for the vaaaaampires.

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>>3694722
If the national guard fails, the president will call in a nuclear strike.

>> No.3694750
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3694750

If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die.

>> No.3694769
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>>3694750
America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse!

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>>3694750
Take care of the workload promptly this time, okay?

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>>3694769
With no one to keep the rest of Gensokyo's youkai in check, every crack pot mid and end level boss will launch their own!

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>>3694783
Eventually the entire Earth will be destroyed!

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And that's why I had to kill Rinnosuke. Because he was giving Nazrin his manmilk!

Teeehee.

Sleep well sweetie.

>> No.3694821

>>3694798
>>3694734
>>3694695
excellent fucking choices btw.

>> No.3694821,1 [INTERNAL] 

he was koyulevel desu

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