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"I had always wondered why...the only things I could ever make were eggs," I mutter aloud, more to myself than Sakuya. She watches me, cautiously, the same expression as ever on her face.
Does she think I'm crazy, perhaps?
I'm not crazy.
I simply understand now.
---
Every egg-based meal I ever made turned out perfectly.
Huevos rancheros. Tea egg. Omelette. Dan furong. Even the first tamagoyaki I made was a masterpiece. I assumed it was all the result of something like "luck" or "skill", but in the end, neither of those explanations were correct.
---
Images flash in my mind.
Cuticula. Membrane. Chalaza. Albumen. Even with my eyes open, I can see them clearly.
---
I understand the concept of 'eggs'.
Yes, that's right. If it is made from an egg, I can create it easily.
I don't even need the cookbook. The steps of the recipe are etched into my soul.
The Mistress desires a cake.
And a cake--
The very first thing you do--is--
"Beat egg yolks." I whisper.

And it begins.

>> No.3690298

My whole life was "Unlimited Egg Works."

>> No.3690299

I know touhou-project was just mentioned but that's no excuse for busting out your copypasta folder, bro.

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>>3690299

Isn't it?

>> No.3690306

>>3690300
I like the they're my eggs MY EGGS they're my eggs you know one better. Post that one.

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>>3690306
This one?

>> No.3690312

Not about laying eggs, not interested.

>> No.3690315

>>3690311
Yeah, thanks.

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>>3690319

>> No.3690348

>>3690300
>>3690311

SUPERB

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>>3690348

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>> No.3690388

Those who do not understand OP's reference should get the hell out.

>> No.3690391

>>3690388
A fanfiction reference is worth getting the fuck out? Really?

>> No.3690394

>>3690391
>4chan

>> No.3690403

>>3690391

Yes. Get out of here.

>> No.3690410

>>3690391
This is /jp/ history, sorry.

>> No.3690442

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ff2vrZaH8s

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