/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36869170
jiiiii~

I have one place in particular I want to see.

>>36869187
When the abyss stares back

>>36869187
What's she looking at?

bodystockingfox

>>36869170
We don't want any adventures here. Terrible business, adventures. Make mastah late for dinner.

>From the author of "I turned the holy prince into a monster manwhore" and "the tale of the milkboy" comes "The isekaied hero is a very slutty manwhore but is the greatest detective in another world and he can't stop trying to seduce old hags"

>>36869289
>>36869292
thos chips

>>36869375
>body stocking
Oh no, my one weakness.

Vroom vroom

what the actual fuck, god please bleach my eyes of that filth that I just witnessed

>>36869375
Haha imagine being shoved in as punishment. It would be horrible haha

Can you faggots stop making multiple threads?

How do you guys feel about alternate styled monstergirls but still similar and recognizable?

>>36869404
Sounds like cheap wish fulfillment for hags. I’m buying 3 copies

>>36869577
Unless janitors go to sleep for a month again, not a problem.
>>36869579
They're pretty neat, it's nice seeing an MG that's clearly a member of a species but not a carbon copy of the profile design.

>>36869579
I like them very much, specially that yellow skinned snake one.

>>36869579
I like them a lot

>>36869496
This entire thread is filth

>>36869375
Body stockings look best on pregnant kitsunes.

>>36869579
I approve

>Wake up
>See this
What do?

>>36869724
get vored by the snek

>>36869724
ask for my morning milkies

>>36869724
Get up and make breakfast for wife.

>>36869724
say "good morning", she may have invaded my home but that's no reason to be rude.

>>36869724
make breakfast for yan snek and escort her out of the house
silly snek doesn't live here

>>36869724
Molest ears

>>36869764
>invaded
An underage like you don’t get to sleep alone

>>36869742
Ahh, a man of superior, refined tastes. I too would enjoy that.

>>36869782
Fucking degenerate. What is wrong with you?

>>36869810
I'm of age! and I have ms.pillow and ms.blanket with me already.

>>36869810
Laws are for suckers, I always sleep alone. I do always wake up feeling like I was just huggug something

>>36869579
There are hundreds of alternate monstergirl styles from Okayado to Z-ton
>you do realise this isnt just MGE only, right?
Or did you mean 'alternate' as in monstergirls with black lipstick, colored hair, and skanky inkwork?

>>36869764
>>36869773
Ask her if she can yodel, as she obviously just climbed off the Alps.

>>36869724
This is not my beautiful house!
THIS IS NOY MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

>>36869579
I think different art styles or even character concepts can help,
E.g. I'm not really into Taurs as the 4 legs and doublepussy are odd, and the extra bodylength simply impractical, but as taur-satyrs they fit better into the general biped but not human shape of most monstergirls

>>36869997
fuck i love satyrs

>>36869997
Compared to their original artwork

>>36869997
That White Horn is just amazing.

>>36869997
>>36870047
I prefer 'em with 4 legs.

Nothing says comfy like riding a whitehorn in the park on the snowy night, leaning your face into her neck, slipping your hands into her coat, and groping her breasts, before heading home, enjoying a few cookies together and some hot cocoa, and then fucking like animals in the bedroom and falling asleep in each other's arms.

>>36870050
I like to think she speaks with heavy russian accent.

>>36869170

>>36869724
This explains why my dreams have been of snakes, also I accept my fate as permanent heat source.

>>36869997
Or the same concept can be drawn completely differently

>>36869997
>not wanting to quaff a tentacle potion and fuck a centaur in both pussies at once

>Momster cosplays as your favorite character to get your attention

>>36870047
>ofc the artist behind the cursed greenworm with hands would draw centaurs without the horse half

>>36870301
>the cosplay is two sizes too small and just barely hanging on

>>36870236
If you're drinking tentacle potion, you're going to need 4 dicks.
Mouth, ass, both pussies.

When to time comes for kc to shed his mortal coil will it get a sticky?

You will surrender to your future wife and let her rape you or you will run away and give her some joy from chasing prey?

>>36870377
I'm gonna stand and fight! I'm a man, I do or don't do what I please!

>>36870377
No, she's the one getting raped.

>>36870377
she paid for me in the auction, I don't think I have a choice

>>36870377
Run, lead her through into a snare-trap, lash her down, rape her
>you need to establish dominance over your Heckhund or youre screwed - in all meaning of the word

>>36870377
>surrender to a hellhound
Its piss easy to defeat them. You just call her the word.

>>36870043
love I fuck satyrs
Ftfy

Uooooohhhh

>>36870431
Niceworms are better than edgeworms

>>36870431
>Do greenworms have a frontpussy like centaurs or is there a pussy down the back?
Iirc caterpillars are the immature form and bugs dont reproduce until theyre butterflies, so they wouldnt need a puss until after coming out of the cocoon - so are greenworms just Loli-form?

>>36870449
STOP MAKING ME CONSIDER

>>36869170

>>36870459
Wait until she finds out what they're made out of.

>>36870427
Don't make errors like that.
You'll summon the teacher cow and she'll force me to read her shitty cultivation novels.

>>36870427
I love fuck satyrs

>>36870495
I fuck satyrs, love

>>36870478
Shyvana is cute.

>>36870499
fuck satyrs, I love

>>36870499
I fuck, satyrs love

>>36870459
I kind of stopped liking these once my sister started spamming the dubs to me.

>>36870508
love satyrs fuck I

Have you guys ever seen a scorpion? They're really cool!

>>36870544
I have seen a scorponun before

>>36870464
It's in the front. They sometimes wear panties like Miia but they don't nescessarily have to because puffy skin hides puss puss. This is all just headcanon until I make contact with KC and ask him to consider Greenworms

>>36870471
Can't stop the shitposting worm

>>36869170

>>36869579
Some changes in style are always nice. Gotta remember that the profiles in stuff like MGE are basis, you are free to expand from there.

how to MGs troll the order remanent intranet?

You better be going to the Monster Mash in a few weeks anon!

>>36870828
I'm not much of a crowds person

>>36870828
Lilim tyrants will never institute a law forcing human men to participate in shady events. Again.

>>36870828
Sorry, I heard it's couples only and I'm alone so I'll be staying home.

>Attention all citizens of MGC, by royal decree, All men need to drink a gallon of monster milk straight from the tap everyday
>This is an order and any attempt to not follow the decree shall punished by getting a gallon of semen milked out
>If you are single, ask a officer to help you or your next door neighbor
>Drinking the milk of old hags will give a $1000 bonus to your paycheck
>You can drink loli milk but it is highly dangerous since those mamano aren't fully grown
>Thanks for listening and remember
Got Milk?

>>36870896
Gallon of milk a day? I could barely drink a gallon of water on a hot day.

>>36870917
If you cannot currently drink a gallon of milk in a day, it is fine. Your monster gf will slowly increase the amount of milk you drink

>>36870896
gonna need to verify that claim ma'am

>>36870896
but Im lactose intolerant...

>>36870851
>>36870856
>>36870863
Don't be like that. It'll catch on in a flash once you get started

>>36870896
my wife lactates wine, is that good enough?

>>36870478
Today we remind them about Shyvana

>>36870944
that's an evil looking fox
what mischief is she up to?

>>36870941
there are monsters like>>36870947 that can lactate wine, honey, sap, or almond milk. Just go to your nearest officer and tell her to help you find such a monster

>>36870951
Fuck off

>>36870959
Take those seals off and find out

>>36870959
eating tofu without sharing

>>36871005
Anon no! Those seals are keeping her chest in check!

>>36871005
>take off the seals
I won't be tricked fox, I'll just doodle on those seals

>>36870896
Does using said milk in cooking count?

>>36871048
it does count but its best straight from the tap

>>36871064
>milking monster wife into the cereal bowl.
And thats a new thing I need.

>>36871113
elf maids are the best, especially the chocolate ones

>>36871165
Chocolate maid
Some stay dry and other feel the pain

>>36871165
Stern elf maids!

>>36869724
>tell her I couldn't cheat on my wife
>try to push her away
>get constricted by my ryu wife
>she says it's sweet that I feel that way, but the shrine maidens have needs too

>>36871165
>>36871178
>tfw ywn ask your maid where the milk you drink comes from and you see your stern elf maid blush for the first time
>ywn ask her how babies are made and watch turn bright red trying to explain how babies are made and show you what parts of a woman are used
>ywn tease her too much and she grabs you and milks you dry until you ask for forgiveness

>>36870553
>There is always a cow variant of MGs
Is there a nun variant of all MGs too?

>>36871178
>always have that stern professional face
>outsiders think she's looking down at her master for his human shenanigans
>in private, she gives him a small (very small) smile and wiggle of her ears to show affection
>tries to act like making love is her duty, despite her heart pupils
>she fails to hide the smugness in her eyes as her master turns down countless marriage proposals
stern elf maids are always a must in households

>>36871224
yes, there is, for example, nunbugs appear if you leave holy water on your floor for too long without cleaning it up

Puppi
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/91626982

>>36871257
>nunbug eating out of a trashcan
that won't do, I'll invite her to stay and cook her a tasty meal

So, if i will act as frigid retard and also live in no name country that locate far away from monster friendly or monster hating countries, in addition i don't hate monsters, don't feeling any misery and just living peacefully, then i will be safe from rape?
t. newfag

>>36871244
Perfect. Stern kiki maid is fine too.
tfw she brings out the demon silver laced gloves

>>36871244
>Smug mastermind maid that scares away every girl and makes you marry her without even realizing
Now that's my type of maid

question: does the chances of finding a bogey increase if you sleep under the bed every night

for context: i turned my bed into a tent and i have no closets in my room

and every night i get the feeling that im gonna get yoink'ed

>>36871336
>if you sleep under the bed every night
You are literally camping her spawn. What the fuck, anon

>>36871365
>bogey appears out of the shadows
>gets immediately grabbed by Anon waiting for her and dragged under the covers
RIP boger

>>36871257
Found another, wish there was more.

>>36869170

>>36871336
>>36871365
>hfw anon is the monster under her bed

>>36871381
>Bogey mom doesn't believe her daughter when she says there's a human under her bed

>>36871316
>every so often a girl will get uppity and won't take a no for their proposal
>with a sharp look from the stern maid, they back down while pale as a ghost
>master never saw the face his maid showed but assumed it was his convincing that drove the girl away
>stern maid once again thwarts a wench from claiming what was always hers

>>36871407
>Mommy, mommy, the human grabbed my legs and did my homework
>Sweetie, there are no humans under your bed
>meanwhile anon is just chilling under the bed, drawing something

>tfw I like to put myself into a blanket burrito before going to sleep
Damn, I'd be easy picking for any monster who finds me asleep. I am already wrapped up like a present, all that's left is a bow on top

>>36869170

>>36871473
Is mofu safe for consumption? I'm gonna say yes.

>>36869724
worry about what is apparently a VERY severe memory lapse and/or kidnapping

>>36871598
i try not to worry about things i can't affect

>>36869170

I'm strong independent man who doesn't need a strong woman to protect me

What monstergirl needs lewds?

>>36871304
Do Alps get raped?

>>36871707
Oomukade.

>>36871707
Gandharva has almost nothing.

>>36871671
>...and 99 other hilarious jokes

>>36871517
>ask for the oldest mofu they have
>the employees all hear this and head into the back of the cafe
>you can hear "W-what are you doing?! I'm your boss! Stop!"
>the employees push out the cafe owner and sit her in your booth next to you
>the maid outfit all the other waitresses are wearing is way too small on her
>"U-uh, g-good day…Master…"
>you notice the other waitresses signalling her to do the cutesy gesture they do
>when she tries, you hear something in her costume snap, and her bust stretches out the front of her costume even more, revealing a hefty amount of cleavage
>she becomes beet-red

>>36871759
Time to dig in!

>>36871759
>on that day, That Cafe owner finally got herself a man after damn near 10000 years being alone
>Also, the cafe had to be closed for a week after the mess Anon and The owner had made that day so It could be cleaned

>Flayer squidbro being the sidekick of a wandering human knightess
>Mindflayer wife is hunting them both
Mamono tv show.

>>36871794
>cafe opened the next week and earned triple the amount of profits
>mofu workers worked extra hard seeing their boss finally finding happiness
>customers flocked to the cafe hoping to experience their own mofu ending

>>36871707
Many.

You know better than to wander these forests at night. Now you’re going home with a wife in tow

I have zero idea of what monster would need any sort of story at all, and it vexes me.

>>36871867
not if I run fast enough and wear a red hood as well

bros how do I attract a Nurarih
nevermind she is already here

>>36871759
Something something iced latte with breast milk

>>36871867
I sure am

Need oni milk

>>36871892
Look for dating experts on the internet. A mysterious woman might arrive at your home and teach you all about dating mamono. plus all sorts of bed techniques

what would people recommend for a beginner to this genre/series?

Humans are a proud and noble race who have built continent spanning civilizations and countless marvels of technology. Monsters need to stop treating us like children because our lifespan is nowhere near some of theirs or because we can't match them in power!

>>36871926
Forcing you to cum until you start moaning is NOT teaching a bed technique

>>36871910
>wishes for oni milk
>shows an oni with barely any tits

>>36871933
Sure sure. Now back to your wife’s embrace, anon. You are gonna catch a cold.

>>36871935
Gotta be prepared for any type of mamono. Can't have you disappoint your date, and the madam.

>>36871933
who made the automatons? not humans, that's who

>>36871964
>who made the automatons?
Automatons

>>36871930
Read MGE profiles and world guides
Maybe play MGQ if you don't mind some of the funky shit
Read some of the stuff by our writefags if you want, like magus and his big bertha story
Lastly: breed pandas, they're endangered

>>36871954
I don't have nor do I need a wife to keep well. I'm an adult who can care for himself!

>>36869579
My wives are all off profile in various ways and I honestly prefer seeing offprofile MGE girls more than the profile ones because it brings out some really nice ideas from people.

>>36869170

>>36871930
Unironically the Monster Girl Quest VN. Like, MGE is a pretty utopic and welcoming setting, whereas MGQ opens up the game asking if you wanna “skip any vore scenes” which speaks length to what you are gonna witness (about 40% of the loss scenes involve that or death). But the point of the game is more that you CAN reason with them.
Majority of bad endings is more that once beaten they rape (You) and take you back to their home to become their husband for example, which quickly estabilishes along earlygame interactions that their behavior is more because most of them didn’t really learn better and don’t know how to properly interact with humans. There is their share of psychotic murderers that have to be stopped, but this is just like we have ours.

>offbrand Kirkland mgs

>>36871910
Oni milk machine broke

>>36872071
Abber ocks and azers, ad atters, heshires, mild hounds,and wryens

>>36871930
Karbo

>>36872102
Fucker I know who karbo is , nice try.

>>36871270
I hope you like having 30 kids who probably think incest is wincest, because her instincts are going to go wild if you are a stable source of food.

>>36872085
>mild hounds

>>36872157
>spends all day chilling
>even if presented with a boy, will just walk slowly to him and snuggle rape
>plain in appearance and attitude
>mistaken for regular dogs all the time

Mrs. Echidna, I'd like to order uhhhhhhhh one boneless, meatlovers, waifu with extra meat. thank you.

>>36871365
>>36871381
>>36871407
thanks to these lads i now realize something:

i may be the reason why it took so long for bogeys to be documented in the first place

>>36872232
And that's how /fit/ slimes are born

>>36871930
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I

>You tried to dangerously sleep alone again. Any last excuses?

>>36871930
Consider Greenworms.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Greenworm
Right here. Do it now.

>>36872279
I already slept

>>36872279
I specifically requested a solo room. This place is getting a one star rating from me for sure!

My teacher keeps failing me in kissing 101, what do I do?

>>36871954
That doggo is clearly the pet of that young human boy, and he's just giving her walkies like you're supposed to. Gotta keep them healthy.

>>36872333
Transfer classes, the teacher obviously is failing in her duty.
Miss Haku has an opening in her classroom and all of her students have a 100% pass rate in her class.

>>36872232
Do Krakens have bones?

>>36872333
Show her you're a studious student and give her a deep kiss that the other students haven't even been taught yet. If she start shaking and hearts form in her eyes, you'll know you've earned an A+.

>>36872360
>>36872340
Fuck, I kissed and frenched the wrong mouth and she gave me an A but told to stay after class

Gonna play a game of strip yugioh with the nerdiest lilim around!

>>36872356
No. If anything they'd have cartilage. Your waifu is a slippery sea spider noodle monster.

>>36871867
please tell me that's a crop and there's more of it

>>36872339
>>36871954
>not the young boy is the actual pet

>>36872369
>Fuck, I kissed and frenched the wrong mouth
The one between her buttcheeks?

In the end, she really is the best dragon huh?

>>36872480
I love that her extra mouths have pillows as well, and I wonder, what does Jabberwock milk taste like

>>36872426
Then why does she have the collar and he's holding the leash?

>>36872516
>what does Jabberwock milk taste like
Whatever her, and her mouths ate that day.

>>36872525
you think that boy can hold back that wan?

>>36872480
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>>36872480
Once she becomes a zombie, yes

>>36872426
>>36872525
Having the boy hold the leash is like handholding

>>36872413
You are in luck
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/77/db/__ahri_league_of_legends_drawn_by_distr__77db737d59b8ff5d92f72fa6a3637dbb.jpg

>>36872575
I really hope you kill yourself sooner than later.

>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=big+fat+vore+monster

In my headcanon monstergirl taurs dont have the front puss.

>>36870828
Something contrarian and spiteful in me makes me want to go against the monster regime despite knowing that what they do will end with you happy. Just the idea of them forcing this “Destiny” upon me pisses me off.

>>36870896
Milk is nasty can i drink shog instead?

>>36872725
Aww big gay baby sad his shitty edgy fanfic was taken down?

>>36872652
>Wonderland Girl
>Diamonds Suit
>Multiple mouths
I calls it like I sees it. Miss Jabberwock is big, fat, and an incredibly voracious monster! She marks all the categories for vore.
Go ahead and pick which mouth you want her to eat you with. I'm gonna stick with the mouth on her face personally. I feel it's more intimate.

>>36872729
shog milk is a ok as long its from her nipples

>>36872681
Haha uh oh

imagine

>>36872575
Love you man

>>36872737
I don't give a fuck what you call quit spamming your forced /d/ garbage.

>>36872760

>>36872733
I love you.

>>36872760
I love tall girls, especially when their self conscious about it

>>36872729
you will drink kiki milk and you will like it

Spirit realms sometimes connect to the real world in random places. Imagine some dimensional anomaly occurs and instead of just some portal an entire Order village gets shifted to either: Wonderland or Pandemonium.
Boy, would they be in for a surprise.

>>36872480
False.

>>36872864
>tfw you wake up to an empty village and try to find out what the hell happened

>>36872879
A water wurm speaking cheeki breeki? Now I really have seen everything.

>try to make egyptian kamen rider elf reconcile with her evil-turned childhood friend
>dark mage girl goes yandere on the spot

>>36872311
Why are greenworms so damn cute. I just want to hold her tight and feed her vegetables.

>>36872943
>guy unintentionally making his companion go yan for him
love it

>>36872943
whatever you do just dont drink the potion

>You're being especially cute today...

What did anon do this time?

>>36873057
mistook her for a suc

>>36873057
mistaken her for a simple weird looking holst and tried to milk her in her sleep

>>36873057
He showed the entire court her Zipangunese doujin collection. Or a small fraction of it, anyway. He didn't have a forklift to bring out the whole thing.

>>36873018
Please don't say anything mean next

>>36873057
He did exactly what he was told to do.

>>36873073

I love liches! Happy Undead Month!

>>36873104
Wait wrong cute undead sorry folks

>>36873018
Please say anything mean next

>>36873107
no

>>36873090
>>36873112
The duality of worms.

>>36873129
you call me a worm one more time, I swear to god I am going to kill myself.

>>36873129
I am now sad, and will go cry in the corner

>>36873142
She'll get upset because it means that slutty Wisp will get you instead of her.

>>36873080
>the boy and the old hag
>blackmailing my kouhai so I, a x000 year old can play with his body
>From prince to my chair
>Prince rape 5: the tribe and the royal
>How to remind a human boy that he isn't an adult
>mindshattering handholding
>the isekaied hero can't stop jobbing to hags
>The pit
>The milking of the new boy
>Five v 1
>The boy who cried IKUU, wolf edition
>The train of tentacles

are demis too human like?

>>36873163
still wholesome

>>36873162
>The pit
w-whats in the pit?

>>36873057
Pantsed her and slapped her ass.

>>36873181
your worst nightmare that is also the thing that you lust after

>>36873148
>>36873142
You'll get over it in a few minutes, and then go online to shitpost while faping to monstergirls for several hours.

Remember not to stay up too late, worms. It's for your own good.

>>36872995
I do what I wan-

>>36873057
took her nose

In mamono realms ordering a "take out" has quite a different meaning.

>>36873104
>>36873107
Undead a cute

>>36870765
>oh no no Order bros we got to cocky
>posts news article about how latest border dogfight resulted in 6 new marriages

>>36873181
maybe a pendulum

>>36873181
lolibabas

>>36873207
Correct!

>>36873237
Beastgirls are my favorite

>>36873253
rightly so

>>36873225
>missile test fails
>again
>/mggg/ flooded with outside connections yelling them to give up

>>36873277
we postin foxes?

Eheheheh...
Hihihihi...

>>36873294

I want to hug a jinko

>>36873309
I'd get a vacation if I Gazer without goo

>>36873327
I need to hug a soft jinko

>>36873328
Fuck mods post gooless gazers

>>36873337
That's like saying you want a glass of dry water

>>36873289
I don't know about you but I'm posting wolves.

>>36873360

>>36873360
You're doing good lad

>>36869170

>>36873162
You just know that Mindshattering Handholding is the one that's always soggy, the pages stuck together, and the edges ripped and torn

Gonna bully a nerdcubus

>>36873392
Gonna impregnate Nerdcubus

>>36873337
That sounded like an order. Are you ordering me around? Do you think you can order me around?

>>36873374
>this wasn't in the contract...

>>36873392
Sexually, or are you just going to laugh at all her anime figurines?

>>36873392
that's very mean of you anon

>>36873414
Both, gonna hotglue her anime figurines and make her clean them off with her tongue

>>36873392
I pull hagacubuses

>>36873422
a lot of those figurines might be dudes, dude

>>36873225
at least we still have ace anon...

>>36873460
He's never had a wingman...and he never will.

>>36873392
gonna have nerdcubus bully me
than bully her for not doing it right

>>36873392
I go to moncon to do that by being the author of the hardcore and brutal doujins they read, and make them look in my eyes when I hand them the doujin

>>36873369
>>36873371
The best girls

Are you a bad enough dude to duel the duelcubus?

>>36873474
ace anon flies alone, all he needs is his plane and the sky

>>36873482
Those are indeed your panties, miss wolf.

>>36873474
>ace anon desperately tries to find a worth foe
>too good for everyone

>>36873181
Small snugglers

>>36873508
She's...uh... looking for reference material.

>>36873494
Yes, I'll just use a halberd and keep my distance

>>36873508
>panties
Yeah, it's the panties she's studying. Definitely the panties.

>>36873494
I'll say yes to impress/amuse my waifu

How long before Ace Anon goes Crimson 1 and turns all of the coast into lava golem city because Merc Monster beat him one to many times while going on a schizophrenic tirade that'd take multiple boogey hugs to calm down

>>36873181
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

I don't know. What's the pit filled with?

>>36873565
that would require Order high command letting their one useful asset away from the border

>>36873193
*blam*

>>36873572
holsts that have not been milked for 2000 years

>>36873572
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Werecat
I'm jumping in.

>>36873583
One wisp in the world just got a whole lot happier.

>>36873572
>dark mage
help

>>36873590
>>36873612
whats worse?

>>36873595
>kot taking off other kot's panties in her sleep
A true soldier

damn cows

>>36873621
Dark mages are basically hag cows already so you're getting the same thing either way

>>36873580
>ace anon craves real action
>the remanent can't afford to lose their one good pilot on some gun-ho action that'll certainly fail and disturb the balance
>forced to spend all of his time in the cockpit seeing off probing missions whilst MGs flirt over the radio

>Ohohoho, so Anon needs money again? You sure blew that load quickly.

>>36873636
what kind of pervert drinks her own milk?

>>36873636
>usual drink
sure have my gatorade

>>36873669
I need that money so I can keep paying the debt my family left me with after they sold me off with their debt. I'll do anything to keep the mofuzakua from breaking my kneecaps. I'll be around the corner trickin, if ya need me, Creepin coin

>>36873647
>has to watch those fancy new multi-role fighters fly off whilst he's stuck in his 50 year old obsolete interceptor

>>36873647
Anon should just go rogue and do a mission anyway

This dog's dance is so adorable. Her smug faces and funny moves are the cutest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hlEyvXqXw

>>36873700
Why? So he can get shot down by an advanced aerial superiority automaton?

>>36873636
i want the big one

>>36873740
>Thinking a machine can keep up with the randomness and the risks a human can take

>>36873746
i call the big one bitey

Is it true wasp girls bully bee girls for their honey?

>>36873759
bully? all i see is a sweet girl

>>36873759
Not on my watch. I'll protect the bees

>>36873759
Yes
>>36873779
Don't worry. Bee girls have... countermeasures...to deal with wasps. Turns out they are susceptible to...heat.

>>36873779
oh no not the bees!

>>36873749
>"I have calculated every possible move you could take, meatbag. Every climb, stall, and feint. You are no ace to me."
>ace anon ejects straight into the fighter automaton's cockpit to deal with her with his own 'autocannon'

>>36873289
Sure
https://files.catbox.moe/qlgpz4.jpg

>>36873810
Those aren't monstergirls...yet...

What you need to do is take an upper class monster to a good old food place.
Teach lilims the taste of a burger

>>36873814
>he does this to an entire fleet and defects from the order to be his own private military contractor
>He also is then known as automaton dominator ace anon
>He is last seen doing death-defying tricks

>>36873846
Gonna show batlim my batwing

How do I defeat the mantis lords?

So just out of idle curiosity, would Homunculus be an easier name ot use than Flesh Golem?

>>36873925
tell them you'll marry the one that defeats the others in combat

This goblin keeps bothering me in class, how do I get her to stop?

>>36873979
put her into the naughty pen

>>36873978
How could you set them against each other like that, anon?

>>36873979
Shove that popsicle where the sun don't shine.

>>36873572
>Pharaoh
Sorry what

i want an mg that will do laundry and kiss boo boos

>>36872832
Oh god please no!!!!

>>36873978
>Just turn the sisters who grew up together ruled together, trained together, shared everything, fought together against one another by promising to only marry one, I'm sure that'll work
Perfect plan anon

>>36873991
don't worry it will work out
the two losers will be your concubines and the winner gets to be the head wife, everybody wins

>>36869170

>>36874010
You scream, yet God doesn't anwser

>>36874028
I need me some huge breasted maidbirbs

>>36874001
>He doesn't know about the pharaoh pit that queen apophis keeps as revenge for being put into an apophis pit herself once

>>36874010
Quick, drink this purple jar. It'll make you repulsive to kikis!

>>36873935
not really, homunculus is an artifical human made from mud and stuff sometimes really small, a flesh golem is self explanatory

>>36874038
you mean, dogebirb meidos

>>36874039
are they all graped pharaohs? regular? who is the leader of the pit?

>>36874001
You do not disregard the VALLEY OF KWEENS extended series that easy, Anon.

>>36874046
More like Cowbirb maids.

>>36870305
He fixed both cases though.

>inb4 "though"

>>36874050
none of them are graped and the eldest pharaoh who is 20000 years old is the leader of the pit

How do I get a job as a farmer?

>>36873572
>dorome
I am safe

>>36874078
cast induce lactation on a bunch of monsters and get a holst as well

>>36869170

>>36874083
>safe
>from the mud pit
actually that would be terrifying, thinking your sinking into mud to your doom but instead meeting your wives

>>36873925
Purpose them

>>36873572
>cancer
aside from being really clean, we are getting out of this pit

>>36874098
haku is very wrong

>>36874098
I choose to ignore this information and pet little haku on the head instead.

>>36874124
No you aren't. When one hauls you out, she will get angrily gripped by the others.

Help there's something wrong with my dark mage

>>36873572
>ushi oni
oh no, please let the milk they make strength my bones

>>36874132
>What have you summoned us for, mortal?
>"need some people to play dnd"
>You summoned the Ancient Twin Flayers for a stupid game?!
>"...is that a no?"

>>36874141
Shes a dark magiacl girl

>>36874128
this kiki has the eyes of a shog. Do not trust her.

>>36874174
>[Pocket Sand]

>>36874174
can I hug her instead?

>>36874058
That's not a pharaoh