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Problem.... anonymous....?

They smell just like you anon.

Sup mugen

I wonder what Patchouli smells like

>>3681909
Patchouli.

Fucking ellipses.

You walk up to Remilia quietly from behind. Your arms reach out and gently hugs her around her waist. Her height means that her head only goes up to around your shoulders' height. You lower your head to her neck and breath out. You know she is a little startled but she did not resist. Then you inhale deeply from her neck area all the way up her hair and to the top of her head.
Then you throw up.

Can't you fucking read? They take sponge baths.

>>3681945
Like the old people in the old people's homes? You ever been to one? You know what these places smell like?

I approve of Remi and Flan smelling of freshly spilt blood 24/7

>>3681948
Because most of the residents having poor control over their bodily functions has NOTHING to do with that.

The cleanest!

>>3681940
After another busy day work in the SMD, Sakuya retires back in to her room to get ready for bed. She notices you hiding behind the door and swiftly points a knife at your throat. You elegantly kung-fu graps her wrist, swivels her around and lands her on her bed, with you on top. With both her wrists locked by your powerful grips, she blushes and looks away from your passionate glare. You lower your face to her chest and inhale deeply.
Then you throw up.

>>3681976
Little dirty girl runs around the barefeet.

>>3681940
After another busy day work in the SDM, Sakuya retires back in to her room to get ready for bed. She notices you hiding behind the door and swiftly points a knife at your throat. You elegantly kung-fu graps her wrist, swivels her around and lands her on her bed, with you on top. With both her wrists locked by your powerful grips, she blushes and looks away from your passionate glare. You lower your face to her chest and inhale deeply.
Then you throw up.

>>3682013
She is literal running water.

>>3682013

But she flies around.

>>3682016
This is exactly what I would do.

>>3682024
Only skipping all the kungfu stuff, amirite.

>>3682016
I'd graps Sakuya so hard her pad would never be the same again.

>>3682028
After another busy day work in the SDM, Sakuya retires back in to her room to get ready for bed. She notices you hiding behind the door and swiftly points a knife at your throat. The knife gets caught in your neckbeard and a belly bump swivels her around and lands her on her bed, with you on top. With both her wrists locked by your powerful grips, she blushes and looks away from your passionate glare. You lower your face to her chest and inhale deeply.
Then you both throw up.

>>3682061
Ah, the ZUN edition.

They clean themselves with magic.

/End of thread.

As she sips her tea, she notices a presence in the library, slowly approaching from behind. It is not Koakuma. Without looking away from the book she is reading, Patchouli says: "You're here early." You rest both your hands gently on her petit shoulders. She closes her book and leans her head backwards and rests on your muscular abs. She closes her eyes as you lower your head and kiss her on her forehead.
Then you throw up.

>>3682080
Oh god, keep going.

After another lazy day of not working in the SDM, China leans back against the fence to get ready for sleep. She notices you hiding behind the door and swiftly points an excuse at your face. You elegantly timestop grasp her wrist, swivel her around and land her on the ground, with you on top. With both her wrists locked by your powerful grip, she blushes and looks away from your passionate glare. You lower your face to her chest and inhale deeply.
Then she throws up.

Poor China. Since she's actually washed by the rain, she must be more sensitive to the stink of others.

Your footsteps echo off the basement walls. Flandre's wings sparkle in the candlelight as she turns around and runs into your arms. You didn't bring her dinner, but you're all she needs. You bury your head in her flat chest.
Then you throw up.

I read this thread.

Then I throw up.

>>3682169
I came.

Then I threw up.

>>3682227
Get back in the kitchen, Shirou.

>>3682161
Couple hundred years without washing really does give a new meaning to BO, eh?

"Leave me alone! I'm at work!" Meiling says with a troubled look on her face, staring at a patch of grass next to your feet. Wanting her to look at your face when she talks to you, you start stepping forward, slowing approaching her. Looking at her own feet with her face down, trying to hide whatever expression that is on her face, Meiling gives you a last warning: "One step closer and I'll have to treat you as an intruder!" You open your arms as if you are going to embrace her, you continue forward. Meiling leaps towards you with lightning speed and delivers a power punch to your face, a punch so power that visible shockwave can be seen emitting from where you both stand on to the surroundings, bending trees and sending birds to flight. You don't seem affected at the slightest. Before Meiling could react from her shoch, you grabs the wrist of her puching arm and kiss her fist. You pull her towards you. She loses balance and falls on to your muscular chest. As she slowly looks up to your face with her starry eyes.
You throw up.

"Leave me alone! I'm at work!" Meiling says with a troubled look on her face, staring at a patch of grass next to your feet. Wanting her to look at your face when she talks to you, you start stepping forward, slowly approaching her. Looking at her own feet with her face down, trying to hide whatever expression that is on her face, Meiling gives you a last warning: "One step closer and I'll have to treat you as an intruder!" You open your arms as if you are going to embrace her, you continue forward. Meiling leaps towards you with lightning speed and delivers a power punch to your face. The punch is so power that visible shockwave can be seen emitting from where you both stand on to the surroundings, bending trees and sending birds to flight. You don't seem affected at the slightest. Before Meiling could react from her shock, you grabs the wrist of her puching arm and kiss her fist. You pull her towards you. She loses balance and falls on to your muscular chest. As she slowly looks up to your face with her starry eyes.
You throw up.

I threw up.

And then I

Jizzed

In

My pants

>>3682318
but only a little

>>3682318
Fuck that song sucks

???

>I wonder what Patchouli smells like

SDM stinks of rotten eggs.

>>3682344

Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat.

This thread is disgusting. ♡ ♡

You were lost in the middle of the Magic Forest. Then a magician youkai named Alice Margatroid guides you to her house. Just as she turns away from you to resume her activities, you suddenly grab her from behind. Her noisy verbal protests were of naught; for her body desires your lustful grip. You passionately kiss her nape, slowly working your way to her shoulders, back and spine. Finally, in one swift movement, you bury your face between her ass.

And then you throw up.

>>3681881
Vampres are only weak to running water, so she might not enjoy a shower, but a bath would be perfectly fine.
not even worth the mythbuster experim- well, it would be worth it, but for unrelated reasons.

Vampires don't sweat or smell, they're undead.

You spend the day showing the blonde foreigner around town. She claims to be a vampire but you figure she's just weird. People around you keep fainting but you assume it's just from her beauty even though she dresses like your mom. She invites you back to her hotel room and takes off her clothes. You figure you're about to do the deed when you notice the pounds of dead skin sloughing off her chest, along with the smell of a thousand old ladies rotting together. Now she begins pissing with the force of a fire house, gallons of dark urine that have been backed up for centuries pouring from her crotch. "Oops, I guess I forgot to use the little girl's room in the castle! Teehee!"
Then you throw up.

They might be weak against running water, but what does it do to them?

I wouldn't imagine it'd burn them, since it's not holy water, so does it just...weaken them? Make them feel uneasy?

So what?! Whenever I shower I feel uneasy just because I hate having to acknowledge that I am dirty!

MAN...no this is touhou so...WOMAN THE FUCK UP.

As disgusting (and hilarious) as all this is, there's someone out there who has a fetish for this kind of stuff.

>>3682405
To put it in short.
Vampires are made of impurities.
Running water washes away these impurities.

So stagnant water does nothing against them?

So we all agree that everyone in SDM stinks right?

>>3682420
Mansion is in the middle of a lake after all.

>>3682305
How did I become manly?!

>>3682428
Who is the cleanest touhou in Gensokyo? I think it must be Sanae because she follows OUR hygiene standards.

>>3682501

This is a fantastic, high-quality thread.

Cleanest would be Nitori wouldn't you think?

>>3682501
I'm sure there is a modern shower and/or bathtub built in her shrine when they teleported it over from the outside world.

>>3682532

She's always covered in grease and oil from working on machines.

>>3682532
A greasemonke--greasekappa? Clean?

>>3682532
She swims in the rivers, when fish shits floating about. And begin a Kapa means she plays with anuses. So no.

Surely Youmu is the cleanest.

She's too soft and pure to be dirty.

I wonder how cleanly they are in Eientei. I mean, they're from an advanced civilization so...

>>3682552
They let wild rabbits run about everywhere inside. So the place is probably filthy.

>>3682546
she is a gardener

>>3682552

They're refugees, I highly doubt that they have the amenities that the Lunarians enjoy.

>>3682573
And yet I somehow doubt Eirin would be happy if things weren't kept clean., and when she's not happy bad things happen to Reisen, so...

Smells like, blood

>>3681879
plz stop spamming ur shitty board on www.BACDtalk.com ( replace BACD w/ anon ) were tired of ur constant fucken spam and ddos attack's also stop lying about AT ok now gtfo dumbo's

Because a shower is the only way to clean yourself, amirite? Can't use a bath tub or use the sink and a wash cloth.

No way.

So... top cleanest / dirtiest touhous ?

>>3682579

So bad things happen to Reisen often.

That's the lot of a poor bunny.

>>3682305

>>3682598
Dirtiest is probably Nitori.

>>3682614

Cleanest Touhou is Yukari since she can manipulate the border of being clean and dirty to CLEAN.

Ran wishes she could do this to Chen.

>>3682607
But the problems eventually get fixed, don't they? So I'd have to go with the place being kept clean and baths available at the very least.

Kaguya might be lazy but she probably enjoys bathing, so I'm guessing keeping clean would be fairly normal.

>>3682619
>>3682598
Cleanests :
Yukari
Reimu
Cirno

>>3682623

I wonder if Gensokyo has a plumbing system.

SUPER MARIO BROS

>>3682629

Cirno plays in a lake full of poop and pee, I don't really think she's as clean as you imagine.

>>3682619
randraggingchentobath.jpg

>>3682629

Reimu grazes on grass, she's filthy.

>>3682629
There's nothing Yukari won't put in her gaps ze. She's filthy too.

>>3682634
cirno dies, regenerated Cirno is sparkly clean

Honestly, the Moriya family are probably the cleanest Touhous. They came from the outside, and even caused trouble to bring nuclear power to Gensokyo so they can have electricity.
I'll bet they have running water.

Eirin for the cleanest ? She is a doctor after all.

>>3682636

LOL FANON XD

Marisa, clean or dirty ?

>>3682634
>Implying that there are somehow bacteria that could live in that temperature.
Anything organic will just fall off.

>>3682670

I do not disagree, sir.

But I suggest you tell that to the fags who insist that she's quite warm.

>>3682661
It is well established that she is very dirty.

Here comes Arc trolling a thread. Finally filtered.

>>3682672
She's warm and filthy.

>>3682684

Well, she plays in a lake full of piss and poop and throw-up, I really wasn't expecting anything to the contrary.

>>3682684
Cirno is neither warm nor filthy.
She is a beacon of crystalline beauty.

>>3682691
It's okay, her friends force baths on her when she gets too smelly.

>>3682697
Cirno is not made of ice and does not work that way

>>3682691
Got tired of trolling /k/

>>3682698

It's also something to think about before going

[X]Jump in the Lake.

You are about to jump into a lake where Gensokyo's residents regularly crap, urinate, and vomit into. Is that really a journey worth embarking upon?

>>3682706
>implying trolling /k/ takes effort

>>3682661
Marisa pulls wild mushrooms on the muddy floor of a raining forest all the time. She puts them in her hat and wears that same hat. Instead of washing her clothes, she just lets them dry under the sun. Imagine what Marisa smells like.

>>3682416
So if a vampire doesn't want to be a vampire it only needs to take a shower?

Awesome.

>>3682711

Also, she probably doesn't use toilet paper.

I don't think there is TP in Gensokyo to begin with.

>>3682703
Of course she isin't
But it wouldn't be too far-fetched to think her natural gift in ice magic might have some side-effects.
Actually, thinking that way is much more logical than otherwise.

>>3682711
I think she wipes herself with leaves when she's done pooping.

>>3682716
Yea.
Instead, she can be a ghost.

>>3682711
>>3682720

Magic.

Now, magic may not eliminate the smell, but I bet it can be used to confuse or influence the mind to think otherwise.

>>3682737

>A WIZARD DID IT

This really is the only explanation you ever need for anything in Touhou.

Even ZUN uses this.

>>3682734
Templates like that arn't allowed.

NO HALF-ANGEL HALF-DEMON HALF-VAMPIRE HALF-ZOMBIE HALF-GHOST HALF-ELVES ALLOWED.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU SAY IT'S IN THE BOOK.

>>3682747

>HALF-GHOST

youmoo says hi

also the softest

So far we agreed on :

Clean :
Moriya family (because they are from our world)
Reimu (Mikos must keep clean)
Cirno (made of frozen water)
Yukari, Ran, Rinosuke (access to our world's technology)
Eirin (doctor)

Dirty :
Scarlet sisters
Nitori (the ass thing)
Marisa (why, by the way ?)

>>3682753
>youmoo
youmoo says mooooooooooooo

>>3682756

>Cirno (made of frozen water)

in before rage, butthurt, and tears

i am okay with tiny flying icecube cirno by the way.

ice-girl cirno is best cirno. chilly child, remember?

>>3682756
>>3682711
>Marisa (why, by the way ?)
nevermind

>>3682756
I still thinks Cirno is dirty. She is like a crazy little kid running around bare feet with dirt on her face and clothes. The lakes probably doesn't help because of all the fish excrements, muddy water, urine and whatnot.

>>3681940
>>3682016
>>3682080
>>3682305
Why do I get a feeling that rape is not involved?

>>3682767

Also, the fecal matter and throw-up in the lake, don't forget.

>>3682779
Because if you smell the girls' body odor you would vomit and drop dead.

>>3682780

And leftover human body parts from the SDM.

>>3682763
Nah, I don't care that much. Don't go near Warm Cirno when she's starving, it's quite uncomfortable.

Nitori definitely is clean, she's a kappa, they probably have water purification stuff and such.

So far we have established that the SDM group are good only to the eye, but stinks disgustingly to the nose.
So one would probably only admire their beauty from a distance, and not get close.

>>3682785

And pollutants from Nitori's laboratory.

>>3682767
>>3682780
Damnit, she's not in the lake, she's on the lake.
All dirt and fecal matter she has on her can just be frozen.
At that point it will just fall off.

>>3682767
>running around bare feet
Tewi is among the dirties too.

>>3682792
But I have bad eyesight ;_;

>>3682800

Or become dissolved in the water and become permanent parts of her body.

>>3682801
That's why Tewi is always depicted with Cirno.

>>3682801

Tewi is a rabbit.

Rabbits piss and crap everywhere. I'm fairly sure that she'd poop on your shoes if you weren't careful.

>>3682801
She's a white rabbit, not a dirty brown rabbit. She knows how to bathe.

>>3682810
That's disgusting.

>>3682810
But her skin is imbued with magic.

>>3682819
What do you think about black people in general?

>>3682818

And she eats her poop, too.

>>3682826
Lazy niggers, all of them.

>>3682824

Did you make that up on-the-fly?

What about Patchouli and Kaguya ?
They are some kind of hikikomoris/NEETS.

>>3682839
All SDM dwellers stink.

>>3682839

>patchouli

Musty from the old books, smells of old stale milk because of breasts leaking, rancid aroma of dried body sweat.

>>3682835
I think it's obvious.
If you consider the fact that fairies respawn after they die...
They are basically made with magic.
It wouldn't be too hard to make this magic expel any bad bacteria, shit, etc...

>>3682843
Kaguya and the rabbits must stink too.

Alice ? I bet she is a clean person.

>>3682854
>Breasts leaking

Hot.

>>3682864
Kaguya has a huge meat grinder she throws herself into when she gets too filthy.

Clean :
Moriya family
Reimu
Yukari, Ran, Rinosuke
Eirin

Dirty :
Scarlet sisters
Nitori
Marisa
Patchouli
Kaguya
Tewi
Sakuya
China
Wriggle Nightbug (dirty cockroach)
Komachi (probably too lazy)

? :
Cirno
Chen, Rin (cats)
Aya, Mystia, Utsuho (birds)
Rumia
Keine
Mokou

>>3682905

This is lame.

You're lame for making a list about it.

Suwako pisses outside, add her to the dirty list.

Yōkai are supernatural. The clean dirty argument is stupid.

Daiyousei is probably the cleanest. Not only is she a fairy, but she's got that whole modesty thing going on. She probably makes sure that Cirno keeps more or less clean too.

Yuyuko is probably pretty clean too, what with being dead and all.

>>3682905

Keine is probably clean, she's a teacher so she can't be filthy.

>>3682977

>Keine is probably clean, she's a teacher so she can't be filthy.

I dunno, man. She fucks fully grown bulls, I doubt that they're all that clean.

>>3682905

Chen would have to be clean seeing as I can't imagine Yukari or Ran wouldn't force her to bath with them.

>>3682985

That's only once a month, so it's like any other girl's period.

>>3683013

I said nothing about her monthly transformations.

What I did say...is that Keine engages in sexual acts with fully-grown bulls.

>>3683020
Do they even have any bulls? There can't be more than a couple if they have any.

>>3683020
Oh, so you're acting like a fucktard again.

>>3683029

Gensokyo is a pastoral community and Keine is part-cow.

She has needs like everyone else, and I am fairly sure there are cattle like any other pastoral village.

>>3681877
plz stop spamming ur shitty board on www.AEBAtalk.com ( replace AEBA w/ anon ) were tired of ur constant fucken spam and ddos attack's also stop lying about AT ok now gtfo dumbo's

>>3683036
Pastoral? I assumed they mostly grew crops.

>>3683036

>Keine is part-cow.

No she isn't, shut the fuck up.

Does a werewolf go around boning bitches? Dog-bitches, not woman-bitches.

She's a WERE-Hakutaku, not HALF-Hakutaku.

>>3683051
If you could turn into a wolf you'd probably bone any willing bitch you encountered. Pussy is pussy, and when in Rome...

>>3683051

>No she isn't, shut the fuck up.

You getting angry over it won't particularly change her from having bovine elements. Just like Ran is a fox, Chen is a cat, and Mystia is a sparrow.

>Does a werewolf go around boning bitches? Dog-bitches,

Yes, I have seen this before.

Anyway, there's no need to be upset over the fact that what you have to give her would pale in comparison to the average bull.

>>3683057

>You getting angry over it won't particularly change her from having bovine elements. Just like Ran is a fox, Chen is a cat, and Mystia is a sparrow.

Differences.
Keine is not a "Hakutaku youkai". She is a Were-Hakuyaku.
Also, Mystia is not a "Sparrow youkai", she is a type of youkai known as a "Night Sparrow". She was never an actual sparrow.

>Anyway, there's no need to be upset over the fact that what you have to give her would pale in comparison to the average bull.

Which is exactly why I'm complaining. You're making her into a slut. A bull's penis is about the size of a normal person's ARM.

>>3683078

Dude, she must be hella loose then. Looks like Aya has some competition.

>>3683078
All touhous are sluts, get over it.

Except the Yama. Who is very clean, by the way.

Now I want a doujin about Keine getting gangbanged by the Chicago Bulls.

>>3683095

YOUR SLANDERING OF MY IMAGE OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS IS DIRECTLY INTERFERING WITH MY ENJOYMENT OF SAID CHARACTERS

>>3683078

Fascinating. I suggest you need to re-think your life, if you're getting so emotional over some fictional characters in a video game.

>>3683095

>All touhous are sluts, get over it.

My point exactly. Varying degrees of slut.

As for your point about Sikieiki...she's sexually frustrated and unable to take care of her desires, so she takes it out on other people. Much like /jp/. Heh heh.

>>3683101

>YOUR SLANDERING OF MY IMAGE OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS IS DIRECTLY INTERFERING WITH MY ENJOYMENT OF SAID CHARACTERS

We enjoy your misery. Grow a pair, and suck it down.

>>3683078
>>3683082
Bulls have length, but very little girth. Your average dude would have a better chance of wearing her out.

>>3683103
>>3683107

I'll just repeat myself from last night.

Shut up, Arc.

>>3683117

Ha ha, you're mad because I cast aspersions on your favorite imaginary character.

What a sad, strange little man.

>>3683103

I bet Shiki fucks souls in return for sparing them her lectures.

>>3683125

Funny how you responded in a butthurt fashion last night to which I just replied "Butthurt?" and never got a response.

>>3683141

Ah, did my ignoring your feeble retorts hurt you so badly that you remembered? I'm sorry about that, I didn't know you were quite so bothered by

>>3683131

>shiki

green_lex_luthor.jpg

>>3683141

Ah, did my ignoring your feeble retorts hurt you so badly that you remembered? I'm sorry about that, I didn't know you were quite so bothered. In fact, I wholly forgot about it until you reminded me just now. I was unaware that you concern yourself so greatly with my words.

>>3683131

>shiki

green_lex_luthor.jpg

Shiki can fuck servants.

>>3681878
plz stop spamming ur shitty board on www.BDBDtalk.com ( replace BDBD w/ anon ) were tired of ur constant fucken spam and ddos attack's also stop lying about AT ok now gtfo dumbo's

>>3683157
Your fault for being so damn memorable.

>>3683157
I wonder if there was a "Shiki can fuck toehoes" thread ?

>>3683157
>>3683131

Actually, her name is "Eiki". Calling her "Shiki" is like referring to Tsukihime Shiki as "Tohno".

>>3683157

She certainly fucks her servant.

>>3683168

Komachi's breastmilk is probably liquid cyanide. I imagine that even diluted to 1/1000 it would be enough to kill an entire room of men.

>>3683141
You made a post to which Arc had NOT responded and you complain? Mate, we've been searching for a way to shut him up for years now.

>>3683157
Butthurt?

>>3683174

>Mate

Get out of here, Limey/Ausfag. This is an American only forum for American citizens such as myself.

>>3683170

For god's sake Komachi is not a Reaper-type.

It probably tastes like freshwater from the Higan.

>>3683170
>>3683168
>>3683141
>>3682854
What with the breastmilk obsession ? It's hot.

>>3683174
>Mate, we've been searching for a way to shut him up for years now.

Ya could just filter him you know.

>>3683182

It just so happens that quite a few of Gensokyo's ladies lactate.

>>3683181

Pardon me for being naturally suspicious of a being that is Death Incarnate, or the ZUN-equivalent to Charon, or what have you.

>>3683186
Doesn't really do anything against the threads he posts in going down the shitter because every new person feels the need to reply to him.

>>3683186
If you welcome Arc to your filter, your loss.

>>3683188

Kharon is a nice guy though. Nothing like the Greco-Roman deity of death, Thanatos.

Arc is one of the few tripfags that I don't mind.

>>3683197
Sup Arc?

Medicine smells like flowers~

>>3683204

The very last thing you'd smell, I imagine.

>>3683204

And corpses, from all of the people that have wandered into her poison fields of death.

>>3683208
The flowers certainly overpower the corpses. You won't even know they're there.

What Reimu smells like ?

>>3683200

While discussion about me is fantastic, I'd like us to continue our consideration of Keine sucking off fully-grown cattle, if you don't mind too terribly.

>>3683215

>What Reimu smells like ?

Sweaty armpits?

Are the farmers aware that Keine sneaks onto their fields to get some bovine loving, or does she have to do it on the down low?

>>3683243

I think the farmers have learned better than to get between an aroused bull and Keine.

She graces them with little calves later if they keep quiet and don't make a fuss.

>>3683243
She usually erases the history of her "exploits".

I prefer to think of Keine as raping Mokou, not random bulls, but whatever floats your boat.

Phoenix cock has the most endurance, though...

>>3683221
汗をかく脇巫女霊夢?

>>3683251
So what you're saying is that Keine is a bull dyke?

>>3683258

I think what he's saying is that normal, Female Keine gets raped by bulls, whereas Futanari Ex-Keine rapes Mokou with her gigantic penis.

>>3683261

additionally, he has an interesting cycle of rape going on here.

The intricacies of rape in Gensokyo never fail to capture the imagination.

>>3683251
>>3683261

It's not rape, Mokou acknowledges Keine's hormonal overload and enjoys it too.

>>3683266

It's rape at the beginning, when Keine chases her down in the forest and violently has her way with her while Mystia covers Wriggle's eyes.

>>3683262

Arc, your Gensokyo is a very unhappy place.

My Gensokyo has no rape, only love and misunderstood love.

>>3683276

I guess you could say that our respective incarnations of Gensokyo are mirrors to our own psyches. Very interesting.

There isn't much real rape in Gensokyo because powerlevels.

>>3683293

I beg to differ, sir.

All the games are about Reimu and Marisa going around raping random people in order to get them to quit their shit.

Reimu will put her sweaty Orbs in your mouth and teabag you until your eyes water.

>>3683280

So... I'm ronery and want to be the little girl, and you're a zoophilic serial rapist?

>>3683276
Consensual sex in missionary position ?? Sicko.

>>3683293

If anything, I think there's more rape. For example, Marisa can threaten to turn others into ash if they don't perform cunnilingus on her.

>>3683299
Then they all secretly wanted it. If any of them really resisted there'd be Complications for the rapist.

>>3683300

> I'm ronery and want to be the little girl

Creepy!

My Gensokyo is a once beautiful land torn asunder by constant fighting between incredibly powerful beings.

Constant beating of the drums of war, of bombs, and bullets. The crying of children and mother alike.

The only solace, the only escape. Is the silence of death.

>>3683302

No, no, no.

Consensual (ideally anal) sex between a woman and a futanari (ideally) in a reverse-cowgirl position.

>>3683306

This sounds awesome, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>3683306

Mokou and Kaguya would scoff at your "solace" and call it boring drivel.

>>3683280
That explains why my Gensokyo is so idyllic and filled with peaceful tea drinking. A place where young women play and go on adventures for no reason other than break the monotony of life.

>>3683309
My newsletter arrives with the white hot fire of Absolution.

Why limit myself? I've got Gensokyo in both happylight and grimdark with adjustable Purity setting.

>>3683317

> the white hot fire of Absolution.

Ladies and gentlemen...boys, and girls...

...dying time's here.

>>3683320

Well I have 4 complete and entirely separate Gensokyos, fuck you!

>>3683324
If you take into account all the settings on the Purity dial, I've got 8.

>>3683324

I have an infinite amount of Gensokyos in which anything at all is possible, and what does not occur in one happens in another, endlessly producing a series of fractal worlds in the void.

Beat that.

>>3683331

Mine are wholly separate, though. Not just the same thing with different settings.
All the backstories shift and some characters in one do not appear in the other 3, likewise some that are in 3 do not appear in the certain 1.

>>3683333

But you're Arcueid, not Zelretch. That's cheating.

>>3683333
I have a Gensoyko where Raziel from the Legacy of Kain series shows up and kills everyone.

>>3683333
Real multiverse isn't infinite, don't go claiming you're better than reality!

>>3683352

The Probability-based dimensional multiverse is infinite.

The membrane-based String theory multiverse is beyond an event horizon, and therefore applying "numbers" to it is completely futile.

>>3683352

I may not be, but this is Gensokyo. The rules bend a little in regards to this world.

>>3683356
You sound like someone who needs to be elaborating on both those concepts right now.

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>>3683360

Dimensional multiverse.
At any time of any anything in the universe, there's a chance that something happens (not provable, fate/free will etc) and that something will not happen. The chances are infinite since you can literally shift one atom in the universe and call it a different universe, and due to the fact that there's infinite space (not infinite material space but infinite dimensional space), there's infinite universes just from that one application.

For the other, research M Theory. The "other universes" wobble in the 11th dimension. Maybe infinite, maybe not. Who knows? Tell me when you get 11th dimensional goggles.

>>3683309
Have fun with your generic shit-that-has-been-done-before.

spot zun

>>3683373
Fuck, I can't remember anything from when I last read about this shit. The word decoherence was used a lot

>>3683377
It looks like he's holding a stopwatch.

>>3683411
Maybe he just froze time?

>>3683377
THAT FUCKING HAT

>>3683377

That could never be him, even if his face were obscured you could tell from that plain, ugly hat.

Case in point: spot ZUN.

>>3682711
You people keep bringing up how they may be filthy from dirt and other crap, but while that stuff makes you look dirty, it hardly makes you stink. People stink when they're sweaty or they wear clothes that they've been sweaty in. And otherwise people smell because of bacteria, like when you have smelly feet or when you don't clean your vagina properly and get a bacterial infection.

And you don't need to shower to stay clean. In many countries they wash themselves simply by filling a bucket with water and pouring it over themselves, or they bathe in the river (which is usually not so clean, though).

We're more dirty than most people in the world anyway, since we wipe our ass with paper and don't wash it when we're done.

Anyway, a little sweat isn't bad. Sweat contains pheromones, if I remember correctly, so a girl that has sweat a little from being so hot is really attractive.

Reimu's balls have the power of eliminating odors.
No, seriously. It's canon.

They can also disguise themselves as cats.

>>3684091
I'd suck on Reimu's balls any time.

This is a good thread with good discussion and good replies. Why can't all /jp/ threads be like this?

does ghosts even need to bathe?

>>3681881
>>3682350
>>3683141
Sources?

>>3685466
That you think this is a good thread says a lot about you, and none of it good.

>>3681881
This thread is still here ? Hygiene in Gensokyo sure is serious business.

What about toothbrushes? Tampons?

>>3685875
Lack of toothbrushes is worse than a lack of running water. Imagine kissing someone who hasn't brushed her teeth in months.