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My mother explicitly forbids me to try and make myself taller

She might, I guess. She brought me dessert~

>>3680692
My mother in law wants me dead.

>Pic unrelated

If she were my mom things would be different around here.

my mother love very lot i think this japan discusson?

>>3680746
She'd bloody murder you. The bitch is crazy, just look at her eyes.

Every /jp/ anon who is able to call his mom should and thank her for everything.

>>3680752
welcome to the filter!

unconditional love is bullshit

>>3680764
Do you not love your waifu unconditionally?

>>3680762
where is filter i do not understand confuse

>unconditional love
I can't stop laughing.

More like obligated bullshit.

MY MOTHER IS DEAAAAAAAAAAD

>Your mother loves you unconditionally, /jp/.
No she doesn't. She openly admits that she despises me and everything that I stand for, wishes that she'd gone through with the abortion she planned when my father was arrested early in her pregnancy, and was only prevented from giving me up for adoption by my grandfather.

So, yeah.

>>3680692

Pic related. I would be delighted to make Fuura-chan a mother.

>>3680787
shes just tsundere.

I love my family unconditionally too. Mom is a bit pushy but I know it's because she wants me to be happy.

>>3680787
Are you me? Before I was born, my father was arrested too, so mom couldn't take care of me and asked my grandma to raise me.

>>3680787
Dang, what DO you stand for?

This is why I feel sad seeing those courtroom shows where people are fighting for custody or are unsure which deadbeat the father is. It's those children that will have it the worst.

My mom told me when I was seven or eight that she "didn't like me very much".

She threatened to shoot me this morning for not getting out of bed at a time she liked.

She's growing castor beans to make ricin poison, she admits her reason is to poison "somebody". I can only think she means me, my dad, or our neighbors who are weirder than her.

She told me as far back as I can remember that she thinks she is a sociopath, and that she has never felt empathy. She believes in UFOs, and thinks she saw some tiny ones hovering a few inches above a pond in our yard.

>>3680803
I would like to say that crazy people do not know they are crazy, but...

>She believes in UFOs, and thinks she saw some tiny ones hovering a few inches above a pond in our yard.

Run for your life nigga get help!

>>3680692
lol no she doesn't.
she disowned me when i got suspected for trafficing drugs, although the suspicion was lifted, like, 3 hours after, when the police found out i was in another fucking country when the so-called crime took place.
She now tells everyone she has only 1 son.

>>3680796
I hope not, I'd hate to be losing my marbles enough to respond to myself on the internet.

>>3680797
It's not my views themselves that she disagrees with, it's that I'm the one who has them. If I like it, it's instantly something she hates.

It's all because I remind her of my father, who was apparently a complete asshole. Like, "tried to plant evidence on her when he was arrested for dealing coke outside a high school" type asshole.

I think I'm going to go hug my mom and tell her I appreciate everything she does for me ;;

this thread is buttass

>>3680809
It depends of the kind of madness. Someone with schizophrenia might not notice it, a sociopath will probably notice it, especially if she had some studys in the phychology area.

Yeah, my mother loves me unconditionally, but my father sure as hell don't, so it evens out nicely

>>3680825
i fuk'd you're buttass

Actually, my mother doesn't. I haven't talked to her in 8 years.

lol fuck you guys. My mom is great and I owe her everything.

My mother loves me when I dress like a girl.

I am serious.

I wish I had UFOs in my backyard. Then Sanae would show up so I could capture and rape her, and send her back to Gensokyo with our child in her womb.

>>3681102

>>3681093

>>3681109

>>3681102
If that really happened, the Area 51 guys would've reported it long ago.

>>3681115
Don't post such stupid things.

>>3681135
>X-Com
>Stupid
I understand, X-Com might be too challenging for the average /jp/ user, And Terror from the Deep makes Touhou look like a game for schoolchildren

Its alright to admit that X-Com is simply too hard for you

>>3681149
Calm down bro, he just mistook advicerookie for a shitty image macro.

>>3681135
But he's right. It takes like 4000 points of base defense to shoot down Warships, the only ships that can assault your base. Even then, all base defenses only have a 50-70% hit rate, so you really have to stack them to even stand a chance of repelling an invader.

They just aren't worth the money and space.

>>3681169
Then you are dumb.

Real men throw rockets filled with 100 courage rookies at incoming hostile aircrafts.

>>3681169
This.
Not to mention alien technology, gun, ammo, corpse and experience for your soldiers.

>>3681177
But rocket defences suck

And you cant get 100 Bravery rookies

>>3680787
No she didn't, stop lying.