/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Pink Bunyips are cute.

>>36801044
>>36801051
I thought it's some sort of squid when I first saw the thumbnail. Must be a rare Bunyip breed.
>>36801074
Must breed.

Reject the horny, anon.

>>36801188
Amazon abs are for being ruined by pregnancies.

>>36801208
madness

>>36801208
no

>>36801208
what for? what is there besides the horny?

Hey lorefags, has KC ever mentioned how long any mamono carry their young?

>>36801074
Sauce?

>>36801325
https://twitter.com/koburatuisut

>>36801302
No specific mention that I'm aware of outside the egg coming out sooner for those girls.

>>36801208
Impossible. Humans are in heat all year long. It’s therefore imperative for them to sit back and allow adult monster girls to relieve them of the stress

Anons, if you are given ONE single chance, which MG would you choose to marry for the rest of your life?
Mine would be whitehorn, i wanna have a big family with her

>>36801399
I don't know, I like too many of them to able to make my mind. I'm thinking about Wonderworms since last thread though.

>>36801302
He has never said, but for most girls I assume it's the same as humans.
Though it would be fun to find out you're demon wife is gonna be pregnant for 3 years due to how much mana they need to grow a baby. Or maybe that's just my pregnancy fetish talking.

According to early settings official info, unless this has been retconned, if the monster girl transformation was undo, monster girls would have no choice but to kill their beloved husbands. Of course we know this is never going to happen, but suppose that for the briefest of moments, a glitch happened, maybe even out of a reaction to the change now becoming utterly permanent and impossible to undo even if the Mamono Lord wanted it, but the glitch happened and monster girls became monsters for a few seconds or minutes. None of the husbands or humans were killed or suffered permanent damage that could not be completely healed by a healer, but blood was drawn and injuries happened.

How would your wife act during the glitch? How would you and she react after it is over? Would your relationship would be the same after that? How would Hellhounds and Wurms in particular react?

>>36801399
Many MGs are good, but the answer is still obvious to me.

>>36801433

>>36801399
Jinko, no doubt.

>>36801449
it's always bizarre to see your mental gymnatics and inaccuracy.

>>36801399
wurms

>>36801449
Fuck off

>>36801460
see? such a cutie

what's better, buying a slave mg and turning her into a housewife or an mg buying (you) to turn you into a househusband?

>>36801399
sleepy goat

>>36801544
two slaves saving up money to buy each other without either knowing

>>36801544
I CAN’T CHOOSE
Personally I feel it’s warmer to the heart buying her and helping her, but hotter to be bought

>>36801493

>If the demon lord is defeated by the chief god and she loses her life, the monster girls will revert to being “monsters” whose heads are full of nothing but the desire to kill and eat humans. Should it come to that, the happiness of the monster girls who married and settled with their beloved human men will be shattered, they will end up having to kill and eat their own beloved husbands with their own hands.

It is official MGE info. Or was.

>>36801582
k. Fuck off.

>>36801493
>>36801508
To be fair, I remember similar prompt was posted once before and didn't cause a shitstorm at the time, so it could just be a bad time to post when Anons are still agitated from baits.

>>36801399
She who has a pussy on her tail, will be the one I shall devote myself to.

>>36801599
It didn't cause a shitstorm because Anons were smart enough to ignore moronic warhammer questions.

>>36801582
>I will explain in order. First of all, the text from the pages of the Encyclopedia, which is presented in books/Internet, was originally written by a person living in this world. "If the current Demon Lord is defeated ..." - these are not my words, this is the hypothesis of the Wandering Scientist, who writes the Monster Girls Encyclopedia. He does not know what exactly will happen if the current Demon Lord loses, and also why she became the Demon Lord.
>Plus, as I've mentioned in Ask past questions, I can't add this explanation to setting right now, so I can't go into more detail. However, the reason the Monster Lord became Monster Lord is because she had Chance and Fate on her side. [In the original, Kenkou talks about "Inevitability", which in this context, I believe, is synonymous with "Fate"] Many people and monsters were unhappy, because "Fate" was on her side. And when “those who will try to turn everything around” appear, “Fate” will never side with them - those who are trying to make changes and destroy the happiness of people and mamono. As you wrote, "Because this world is too perfect," this is why a return to the old order [Mutual Genocide] is impossible. Even if you are the Chief Goddess, it is impossible if Fate is not on your side. Well, if we talk about meta-details, then the author is me, the Demon Lord will never die and the world of the Encyclopedia will never return to its previous state.
>I can't give you any details at this point, but the fact that the current Demon Lord received her title is the result of a lot of chance and fate. The point is not wrong or something like that, but some will of Fate. The Succubus became the Demon Lord for the reason that she was able to change the world as a result.
>Suddenly, the wrong evil monster becomes the new Demon Lord - no, this is impossible.
>In the absence of a Demon Lord (after his death), the condition for the next Demon Lord is "monster support". Just defeating the current Demon Lord doesn't mean you can be next. In the previous era of the Demon Lords, power decided everything, so the new Lord remained on the throne as long as he was the most powerful monster. But now times are different and the change of the Demon Lord may turn out to be like an election.
>Most of the monsters, with the exception of a few, are annoyed by the idea of ​​"becoming a Demon Lord", they prioritize living with their husband and seem to support the current first princess Lilim.
>I cannot tell you about it in detail now, but it is impossible. Even if the Demon Lord tries to say, "I am returning everything to the era of the old Demon Lords," it will not be possible, so do not worry. Changing the system is not easy. By the way, even if the DL will be changes, all her successors love eroticism, just like she...
Now bitch about unreliable narrator again.

>>36801273
the wholesome

>>36801544
I think I'd prefer to buy a housewife.
Gonna turn her "slave brand" into a pleasure rune and knock her up.

>>36801599
I remember that, and it was a completely diffrent post. It was just a funny exercise "what would you do, if your wife reverted back to pre-Lilith form for 5 minutes, and you were given 5 minutes to prepare", to think about and write a short greentext.
This post starts with repeating misinformation (KC retconning stuff drastically), then shifts to being charged negatively towards monster girls by making up non-existent violent instincts, then states a negative tonne by trying to establish being hurt by a monster wife as a condition, poorly masking it with "ooo but you won't get lasting injury", and then shifts into negativity again "how would that ruin your relationship".
This poster hates monstergirls. This is not a witty reason to write greentexts, this is a vile, pathethic attempt of sowing resentment towards monster girls, by presenting impossible, lore and thread opposing situation.

>>36801399

>>36801635
I was just about to copy paste that same text in response, thanks anon.

https://twitter.com/MariTheLilim/status/1444055517119275014?s=20
Reminder to ignore filthy m*nsters. This is what humans need.

>>36801683
Was gonna post this as well. Sandworm is the only choice for me

>>36801691
angels are monsters too, every nonhumans is a monster, plants are monsters, houses are monsters, the internet is a monster, THE WALLS ARE MONSTERS

>>36801399

>>36801399
I got interested in monster girls and found MGE after seeing Arachne in that manga (I don't remember the name of it somehow).
So my answer is obvious.

>>36801681
You're right, I found the old one and reread both, the one in this thread looks more loaded and not worth it.
>>36801617
Judge for yourselves:
>>/jp/thread/S23537934#p23547799

what's in today's issue of MGC news?

>>36801399
Baphy, obviously. She's a cutie and I hear that the Sabbath puts on some wonderful parties

>>36801253
wasn't expecting this to take off

>>36801691
Why would I go to an angel for what any random holstaur (or any big-boobed monster) can do for me if I just ask?

if you cum in a monster once are you expected to be her husband? Like, what's the threshold?

>>36801399
Atlach-Nacha, no contest. I don't mind the tsundere stuff, and even if I did, I don't plan to ever get out of the King Spider form

>>36801399
I am a complete manslut but I choose dragons, I have loved dragons and will continue to love dragons long after I die.

>>36801740
what to do to if You hear some young boy is selling his body

>>36801399

>>36801767
Quality choice

>>36801740
A Day of Solemnity in Wonderland: The One Day This Year That Isn't The Queen of Hearts' Unbirthday

What do you think of monstergirls who keep up being dangerous but in nonviolent ways like danuki Nickle and diming you draining your bank account, or even criminals. I guess they could also be dangerous socially like their superior charisma can turn others against you unless you fall into their lap.

>>36801740
According to research from Ryu scientists, if you make a human sit on (You)r lap and give him headpats he will let you fuck him without any complaint in proportion to the amount of headpats given.
Hardliners from the Order have been sending death threats for spreading those fake news that sully the image of ''mature'' human men, but the housewives that participated in the research agreed to a 100% quantity their husbands indeed let themselves be ravaged after being headpatted.
Recent reports from the MGC Interracial School shows the troublemaker Hellhounds have started headpatting the transferred human boys in it which led to a lot of public sex and much dismay to the virgin school staff that had to witness these results.

>>36801544
The former.
Gonna build a maid/wife ex-slave harem

>>36801777
A-An angel can keep doing that for centuries. Who cares if Holstars have the tastiest milk? They can't compete with the quantity an angel can provide!

>>36801771
That's one very pregnant smol-cow

>>36801740
Remember, the news itself does not give you the completely accurate image of reality. It's not news when a dog bites a man. If a man bites a dog, now that's news.

>>36801810
>angel
>making lots ot milk
>compared to an actual holst

Do you think that mgs can legitimately hate a man but that just manifests into loving them but harshly. piss off someone enough and they break your pelvis.

>>36801810
holsts can also, theoretically, do it for centuries provided you keep fucking them since the energy transfer process increases your lifespan

>>36801810
Monsters can live for centuries or millennia too, or be basically immortal. There is always the undead route too.

>>36801837
Undead Holsts give delicious yogurt.

>>36801777
fluffy wings are nice. griffon milk is just as good, though.

>>36801796
its such a bad idea but i want to faceplant into that ass, holy shit big assed monsters feel like a rarity here.

>>36801821
That's not really legitimate hate then is it? You might get "rape out of annoyance" though.
As far as I know the furthest monsters go is a prison for those they have not been able to turn from wickedness. Which is more like pity than hatred.

>>36801852
>its such a bad idea
You say that like she'd stop you.
But I concur.

>>36801544
imagine an edge lord anon gets bought as a slave and tries to twist any positive action done by his mistress as some kind of psychological torture, and slowly realize that it isn't so bad and maybe they could like them making up excuses like "it will make my life easier to pretend to be into it." but without realizing one day it stops being a lie.

>>36801852
it's a delicate balance for me to find something large and beautiful instead veering into the grotesque.
i suppose that's art in a nutshell

>>36801208
It's too late for me anon, I've been wondershroom'd, I am physically incapable of rejecting the horny now

>>36801891
>>36801852

>holstaur tyromancer

>>36801635
The "it's fated" stuff is kind of ridiculous when you think about the previous thousands of years of war and genocide. Was all that fated too or did destiny just change its mind one day?

>>36801740
>Uwaaabomber strikes again! Fifth coven this month mana bombed!
>Team A-non takes first at MGC AG circuit
>New maid academy to open
>Wealthy heir goes missing
>MAYOR ROCKS ACCORDING TO CITY BLOCKS
>DJ Succ celebrates 30th birthday
>Order Remanent missile test fails miserably again
>UFO sightings up 200%
>Hottest new fashion, Selkie Silks report record breaking quarter
>Flower district sees largest population growth in 25 years
>Shogcorp hostile take-over of Lich labs falls through
>Space Outlaw Anon renewed for 26th season
>A Stellar Kingdom? United Desert Kingdoms send first astronaut into orbit

>>36801784
wasnt it in older monster girl entries that some monsters wont marry the first guy they fuck, like some do the catch and release thing till they find "the one."???

>>36801912
Fuckoff.

Oh boy, new slave!
referring to the snake by the way

>>36801913
>Space Outlaw Anon renewed for 26th season
why that show continues to rack in millions of viewers is beyond me...

>>36801582
What if your waifu is a timid herbivore?

>>36801801
This is false, a combo of headpats, followed by milkies is what humans need

>>36801933
protect snake

>>36801617
>Anons were smart enough to ignore moronic warhammer questions

I am all for telling made up warhammer dark setting implications to fuck off. But to be fair, this scenario in particular, not the glitch, but monsters turning real violent on their husbands if girlification was undone is actual MGE canon. And the part about monster girls turning to monsters if the Chief God defeats the Mamono Lord and is killed does appear. It has now been retconned by KC stating that even if the Mamono Lord wanted she would be unable to undo the transformation. But it was indeed official MGE lore at some point.

>>36801891
prime breeding body

>>36801044

>>36801913
>A Stellar Kingdom? United Desert Kingdoms send first astronaut into orbit
Now I wonder if canon MGE is a flat world, or a planet? Does mamono mana reach into space? Imagine the high tier chaos girls up there:
>holst unable to compete against shubby's black milk
>nyarlathotep being a thousand girls at once
>cthugga the x10^^10 ignis
>azathoth being nigh-omnipotent yet as dumb as a zombie
>yog has been waiting for (You) since the beginning of the universe

>>36801399
I'd love to bury my face in Demon thighs everyday.

>>36801981
what does she do?

I still desperately believe that reincarnation in your beloved universe existing. God, please...

>>36801875
how would she react do you think?

>>36801074
>Exploring newly discovered continent
>trip a fall through the brush
>Look up and see this
What do?

>>36802010
man just fucking died

>>36802010
a demon lord wife is all good and stuff but what about her minions? I want to be a hero's traveling companion who goes off to marry the captain of the guard while he fights the demon lord

>>36802056
pray for a quick pelvis recovery

>>36801399
Jinko and Bunyip are the first ones that came to mind, but after so many stories and posting about them I have warmed up to the idea of bogeys as well

>>36802049
lock her legs behind your neck and hold you there

>>36802049
My money's on leglocking your head but otherwise letting you continue.
You can tell how well you're doing by tail-wag speed.

>>36802065
i want the stern, sharply dressed second in command. they don't get enough love.

>>36801894
I don't remember applying to this course.

>>36801913
>>36802011
isn't there meant to be a greys profile at some point?

>>36801599
one of the popular prompts in 8ch /monster/ was if your monster wife came into our world, appearing in your room with you having all the prep time you need beforehand, but during the first 5 minutes she arrives completely berserk, untouched by the demon lord's influence trying to kill you, would you be able to survive those 5 minutes to claim her as your wife and how?

>>36801399
Demons, hopefully with elaborate contracts.

>>36801810
>>36801691
it's ok anon, I like angels too I would love to corrupt them

>>36801913
>Uwaaabomber strikes again!
will he ever be stopped?

>>36802081
>can bond over dealing with dumb superiors
>can actually be reasoned with and not be all chunni like the demon lord or hero
>is actually flustered when you start to flirt with her cause she is unused to it
>is happy to be compliment on her good work, even if your on the receiving end of it
criminal lack of love

>>36802096
She's just the substitute, it's fine. I hear she'll be covering gym, too.

>>36802110
Probably, I'm a decent runner

>>36801399
dragon

>>36802205
who are you running from?

>>36802243
>Jinko chasing you and shouting "Why are you running?"

what monsters would be the most chill in their reverted form? i imagine a dragon would be unfazed beyond now being unable to assume the human form.

>>36802250
>trying to run from a tiger
>turning your back on a tiger, ever
anon, you would be dead before reaching the first corner

>>36802243
gay thoughts

>>36802268
Look, you just gotta use quick turns and your own agility to escape big tigers built for power

>>36802263
Fairies, they're basically the same except you can't use them as fleshlights.

>>36802243
Wonderworm :)

>>36802243
My wife coming to spank me

>>36801399
Kikimora. I have a fetish for maids, and Kiki's tend to be even more submissive compared to most others.

>>36801044

>>36802316
>Arachne-san, are you ok?

>>36802263
Tritonias, haha big slug

>>36802297
>anon full tilt sprinting away from a wonderworm
>She's just sitting on her shroom smoking, confused

>>36802346
I'll come back in 5 minutes

>>36801913
>Flower district sees largest population growth in 25 years
greenworm anon must be stopped!

>>36801044

>kakuens confused when a gremlin decides she wants to live among them while muttering something about industrial society being a disaster.

>>36802301
That's what you get for staying up late shitposting instead of partaking in creampie sex to sleep early

Would your waifu get salty about the fact you would not fuck her pre-monstergirl form?

Real news! Reporting from the streets where the action is happening!

>>36801913
>A-non takes first at MGC AG circuit
damn I was sure Grem-Tech had a shot this year with their new racer

>>36802502
>Rata broadcasting a dragon attack.
>From inside the bank the dragon is attacking.
>Goes to try and get an interview as she's fighting the mino-mercs hired by the bank owners.

>>36802499
no because I would

>>36802519
Damn, that's a cool Rata.

>>36802523
why does the dragon transform into a bat?

>>36802510
anon the engine blew up three times

Corrupted Dryads in the spooky woods!

>>36802543
teething pains for the new tech

>>36802537
that's a wyvern

>>36802549
may as well call you Christ for the amount of thorns you have on you

>>36802549
what kind of gift would you bring her for your date? bringing her flowers seem kinda meh all things considered

>>36802565
It was the same race!

>>36802568
I dont care what drake she is, why does her draconic lineage degrade into a bat?

>>36801981
You shouldn't come between a pharaoh and her prey...

>>36802535
Some Ratas still believe in genuine journalism.

>>36802590
what does it feel like to be god voiced?

>>36802590
why do all monsters have such stinky feet

>>36802110
I drive 5 minutes away.

>>36802592
And know how to kick ass to get to the scoop.

>>36802549
>tfw ywn be molested by thorned vines

>>36802576
Get her a bonsai tree to distract her from her evil deeds.

Does drunk cow's milk make you drunk?

>>36801074
Now this is more like an amazon, and not the stick KC made. I wish he'd redo the old profile art.

>>36801074
I'm gonna ask her for directions

>>36802056
Sputter and flounder while I try to think of something to say

>>36801936
Agreed. They should go out gracefully like the mofupranos did

>>36802576
>She seems happy with the gift, but you can't really tell because of the mask.
>Check on her in a week.
>The Bonsai has grown to the size of a large building.
>It's radiating the same corruption as the Dryad.
>See her sitting seductively at it's base on a throne that extends from the massive bonsai.
Now you've done it.

>>36802632
Fuck off

>>36802576
>>36802666
>She seems happy with the gift, but you can't really tell because of the mask.
>Check on her in a week.
>The Bonsai has grown to the size of a large building.
>It's radiating the same corruption as the Dryad.
>See her sitting seductively at it's base on a throne that extends from the massive bonsai.
Now you've done it.

>>36802759
But it just ended with the show cutting to black!

>>36802694
I don't think you'll get accurate directions unless you're trying to get into her bed

>>36802694
>"Where's the nearest place I can get my pelvis hardness checked?"

>>36802816
>Hours of getting snu-snu'd violently in her tent.
>You're beginning to suspect this wasn't the way to the nearest town.

How do I defeat a shog?

>>36802568
God, I wish they would just translate the damn world guides already.

>>36802879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUywXnE9VEY

>Go adventuring in Zipangu
>Rescue a Tengu during one of your trips
>End up hearing weeks later about some girls talking about a new love story that seems suspiciously similar to you saving the Tengu...although you don't remember the 'carnal throws of passion' that followed said act.
>A full month later its devolved into a series that is catching on in the land and girls are starting to 'recognize' you.

>>36802499
I feel like that would be a massive disrespect to dragons especially cause they can still use that form.

>>36802879
Hire a kiki

>>36802927
I can't believe that Danuki is publishing that poor Tengu's personal diary

>>36802879
love

>>36802946
>'What? I'm giving you a cut and people LOVE your story and that artist I hired is really helping.'
>Embaressed crow noises.mp3

>>36802879
You don't defeat the shog. You become one with her

Ive always liked the idea of monsters apologising for doing something.

>A shoggoth driving her master crazy when introducing herself
>A kraken destroying her soon to be husbands boat
>A jinko after her estrus cycle
>A zombie realising all the embarasing things she did before she became truly sentient
>A lilim sperging out and mindbreaking her date before hearing his name
>A vampire realising she drained her husband of too much blood
>A manticore for accidentally injecting venom in her husband before he leaves for work

Stay hydrated.

>>36802963
>>A manticore for accidentally injecting venom in her husband before he leaves for work
Something tells me that was intentional, and that she's not actually sorry about it

>>36802956
>the smug that sent a thousand anons mad

>>36802263
i'm not sure if weresheep are dangerous or not

>>36803044
I wanna shog to smug at me when my Sanity hits 0 and I black out

>>36802499
you wouldn't? I would (Tritonia and Wonderworm)

>>36802941
>kikis are well versed in the dark and eldritch arts
>all to keep the overblown slimes out of the dating market

>>36802984
>See all the profiles
>"Meh, I like 7-9 girls at most"
>KC starts doing variations
>They're all hot as fuck
How

messin' with manticores
https://twitter.com/tet74949126/status/1444342807221526533?s=20

How do you prefer your waifu wake you up?

>>36803113
God I wanna be forced to touch her tits and then raped for it

>>36803160
Cowgirl position
Handjob while hugged from behind
Blowjob

>>36803160

>>36803195
this

>>36802941
bong

>>36803160
Morning paizuri

>>36803094
It do be like that sometimes.

>>36803215
what an exotic colour

>>36803195
Source?

>>36802011
If you think about it, JRPG worlds are actually torus-shaped. No matter what direction you go on the map, you come back on the opposite side of the map.
The MGE world being a torus would be cool.

>>36803215
Okey MASTAH! Get ready for your daily dose

>>36803350
Maids live in society.

>>36803350
thanks kikidoc

>>36803350
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>36803335
>torus
You might be onto something. Given that night or day depend on the demon realm, and not on stars, a torus shaped world is actually feasible.

>>36803350
we live in a maidless society

>>36801399
dragon zombie

>>36803328
>people have already forgotten about it
i just keep feeling older and older...

>>36803394
sucks to be you, old man

>>36803394
HAG

OLD HAG YOU ARE NOT 17

Shortstacks make me want to test the limits of how much semen a monster womb can hold.

>>36803479
Slosh slosh.

I've seen people say that KC "retconned" the setting to appease westerners.
Honestly that kinda pisses me off even more than people going around claiming MGE is a dystopia.
Even if you give someone an evidence that MGE isn't a dystopia and possibly even convince them they will just turn around and proclaim that it was all a retcon, made to appease westerners, and MGE was originally their ignorant version of it.
Putting that aside, how about a snack?

>>36803522
dunno, what else is on the shelf?

If I fuck a scarecrow enough will she grow a brain?

>You're average Order flagellant who overcome his flesh desires
>A couple of weeks ago a Town, where you living, was captured by monsters
>Unexpectedly, you don't try to play in edgy monster slayer or something and continue live in your common style, under monsters rule
>You just trying to live without being touched by their lustful irational nature
>But overcoming your desires became a very hard work now
>You torment your body very hard with greater pain
>Your torso always naked, so everyone can see hundreds of scars and painful-looking wounds. Everyone can see how much you working
>But it's not enough
>Day by day you start feeling that your flash desires becoming stronger than your self-torture
>One day you can not overcome yourself
>You will give up to pleasure
>Pleasure that only monster girl can bring to human body and soul
>There is no escape from it
This a kind of fics i wanna see. Not retarded edgy trash with Mary Sue kiddo "LoL'd i kill monster girls cuz i can". I wanna see slow,
smooth corruption of human body and soul. How even the strongest, faithful and mad humans can't stand against loving caress and pure lewd love. I asking too much?

>>36803542
This might require extensive testing.

>>36803542
she already has one
she's just tricking you into fucking her

>>36803558
next time greentext about monster girls instead of a dude

>>36803558
I kind of expected him to get claimed by a dark elf because she thought he must clearly be a masochist.

>>36803542
>tfw ywn be in mges version of the wizard of Oz

>>36803522
>to appease westerners.
I've seen claims of retcons before, but saying it would be to "appease westerners" makes no fucking sense. If he was willing to do that, there's no way Alps would fly among other things.

>>36803604
well they are egocentric insane-os so logic need not apply.

>>36803604
Well I've seen them claim that it was because of money at least once. Which makes slightly more sense, but if you actually listen to KC for 5 seconds you would know that he wouldn't do that.

>>36803522
>I've seen people say that KC "retconned" the setting to appease westerners
If he wanted to appease Westerners, MGE would be full of cuckoldry, swinging, vore, senseless killing, etc, etc.

>>36802673
yea

>>36803590
>dark elf collars a self flaggelant with a body full of scars
>Delf smug as all hell thinking she won the jackpot finding such a good masochist
>Delf slowly comes to the realization of the painful and joyless ordeals of the flagellant
>Flagellant just keeps punishing himself without clear purpose
>he had been punished so much that it broke him
>he just keeps his lashings because he was brainwashed into it
>Delf becoming so appalled about it she started tearing up
>Delf restrains his hands to prevent him from hurting himself
>Delf that wanted to have fun punishing the human spends all her time healing and comforting him instead

I just want to be the ruler of a small nation that's desperately fighting off a monster extremist invasion. I'm sure taunting the enemy general team rocket style in fights would be fun until she inevitably conquers the last castle would be fun.

>>36803739
there's no milk here

>>36803739
but wheres the milk????

>>36803792
you're supposed to milk her yourself, anon.

>>36801912
I think he's also referred to fate as a united will of the world sort of thing. In essence because the world of the MGE has now come about, the desire to keep it that way is where the power to keep it would come from. Before this, monsters and humans alike simply didn't know any better.

>Hanging out with a troll
>No lewd, just spending time together
>Time comes to leave
>Can't find your keys
>Start to look for them
>She finds them and sticks them in her panties
>She tells you she found them
>You ask her where
>She shows off her panties
>"In here, Anon"
You've got a choice. You can stay at her place, or you can stick your hand in her pants, grope her, and retrieve your keys.

She shoved them up in one of her holes. It'll be up to you to dig 'em out.

>>36803774
I'm thinking that what could be fun as a MGE canon friendly story would be a ruthless Order general leading platoons of soldiers into certain death, and is hated and feared by every soldier for being such a hearthless monster
In actuality he's just a monster side double agent with a Dark Mage wife that pretends to be a standard human mage advisor that sends legions towards their soon to be wives

>>36803896
i feel like something has gone awry when a troll is able to successfully pickpocket you

>>36801044

>>36803328
Kanokon, the girls are a wolf and fox in disguise respectively.

>>36803942
goddamn, just look at that tanuki

>>36803938
She got tge perfect touch perk

>>36803759
delfs are kind of cunts
she'd just give him a demon realm silver whip and as he cums while trying to hurt himself she can both think "problem solved" and "now this is more like it"

>>36803942
damn, that's big tail

>>36803739
going to drink from the tap!

>>36802882
If you mean the side guides, they've been fan translated. The ones for Dragonia are rather hard to read but still better than nothing. http://monstergirlsredux.com/

They say Jinko Cheshires are so powerful they can swipe the very underwear (You) are wearing without you noticing. Hope you aren’t wearing an embarassing print, anon.

>>36803944
Thanks. I remember reading the manga back in the day even but holy damn didn’t know the anime ver was that lewd.

>>36803926
I like the idea of a gremlin and her husband setting up elaborate Saw-style traps for particularly nasty order members. They end up married/corrupted, rather than dead, in ironic punishments for what they did as heroes

>>36803996
I own nothing but black boxers anon, like a normal person

>be farmer anon
>life is simple but happy on your dairy farm surrounded by "cows" of every type of monster
>although, there is that new cow who is quite ornery
>she claims she's a lilim and that there's been some mistake, but why on earth would one of the Demon Lord's own daughters be a huge breasted cow getting milked on a farm
>maybe she's just having a hard time fitting in with the others

>>36803996
>hfw she got nothing

>>36804017
A lilim is just an overrated stock succubus anyways
Go for demons, go blue

>>36803938
Trolls naturally have very high strength and endurance stats, so she dumped all her remaining points into dexterity and agility. All her skill points went into sneak, pickpocketing, and speech. With a few token points into unarmed such that she remains respectable in combat aka (raping).

Appearances can be deceiving

>>36804017
farmer anon may not be the brightest, but he has a heart of gold. he always makes sure his girls are comfy and happy

>>36804017
could be worse
could be next to an agricultural school
>hear the same "farmers belong to their cows" joke every single day from passing students
>don't even have cows, its a crop farm

>>36804017
>tfw the entire herd gets stolen by grey cows in space ships

>>36804046
>start hearing the alraunes in your fields saying "farmers belong to their crops"

>>36804011
>a greedy priest, the sole "survivor", is given one last trial
>an empty corridor, save for the pot of "golden coins" and a slowly closing door

Think there is a support group for monsters with smaller tails than normal for their species?

>>36804046
>rancher with cowprint barometz
if only

>>36804046
>"farmers belong to their cows" joke
>joke
you have much to learn anon

>>36804065
yea, it's called the fucking losers club! kek!

>>36804053
>How will Farmer Anon rescue his cows from the aliens?
>Find out on the next episode of "The Milky Way"

>>36801044
https://www.futuretimeline.net/21stcentury/2090-2099.htm#photosynthetic-humans
>in 70-80 years alraunes will be real

>>36803522
>I've seen people say that KC "retconned" the setting to appease westerners.
Where the fuck did that even come from? KC has always made it clear that MGE is made for nip wageslaves.

>>36804090
>in 70-80 years I'll be dead
it's not fair, next you'll tell me the portals will be open by then too

>>36804085
>Farmer Anon goes down to the basement of his house
>His grandpappy told him that aliens ever came and took all the cows
>There was only one thing to do
>TO GET THE MILK GUN
>THE ULTIMATE COW MAKING WEAPON
>ONE SHOT WILL MAKE EVEN THE FLATTEST OF PLAINS TO BECOME DDs

>>36804159
>Sabbath thought they only had the uwaaabomber to fear
>but there was another

>>36804012
>Cheshire says out loud that Anon wears rabbit panties
>all the monsters are super smug teasing anon for that childish print
>none of them believe he wears black boxers
>Whatever, anon thought before unzipping. Better just expose his true kind of underwear here than to be teased for the rest of the school semester for that and maybe getting raped by wolf-type of monster girls
>anon unzips
>Greenworms start whispering to each other, Rabbit girls start blushing heavily, elder demons and smug hags all start ufufufuing, muscular monster girls start drooling and licking their lips, Hellhounds and any other dog type of monster girls start looking at (You) as some sort of small animal to be cared/eaten
>Anon looks down
>He is wearing rabbit underwear
>Cheshire starts laughing flaunting around the black boxers on her hand. Turns out she some-fucking-how switched the very underwear anon was wearing
>anon quickly tries to pull up his pants, zipper malfunction, every monster girl on the spot is already fighting out among themselves for him

>>36804197
that's when you dive for the chesire to claim her before the crowd claims you

>>36804009
i mean it aired during what seemed like the golden age of anime fanservice

Thinking about it, I guess a roper would be really good at being a cowgirl.

>>36803996
I'll wear whatever print I want and no amount of teasing will make me ashamed of it!

>>36804180
I want to keep creating reasons for the Sabbath to be afraid.

Which couples do you think ger along better with monster girls, equals or opposites? Like Hellhound X weak sub man or Dragon X strong proud man.

>>36804232
we must create a world altering missile and achieve total atmospheric mana saturation

>>36803996
and why should I care? I have a job to sell my body and clients sure do love it when I wear some embarrassing print for some reason

>>36801044

>>36804238
There's no universal answer, it's all individual. You could have asked about a submissive, masochistic man with Umi Osho or a confident strictly dominant man with Dark Elf.

>>36804221
>golden age of anime fanservice
was it really?

>>36804279
A dark elf would appreciate an obstinate man solely because he'd be more fun to break

>>36804238
what about hellhound and carl?

>>36804256
where would you even get enough reagent for such a weapon?

>>36804232
mad cow disease+mamano mana

>>36804324
clearly some high energy crystals...

>>36804324
Leave a bowl under druella while she shlicks to those zipangunese doujins again. By the time she's done, you're set

>>36803996
What's she even gonna do with my underwear, wear it? Cause that's kinda hot.

>>36801044

>>36804365
she's gonna upset the wendis...

>>36804232
>tfw you summon the elder god of cows

>>36803739
I feel like this is a trap somehow, I'm still gonna go over there but I wont be surprised if it is.

>>36803996
I dont wear underwear, I just wear smaller pants under my pants

>>36804379
I'm gonna ask her for a nursing handjob.

>>36803996
is wearing bright aquamarine boxers embarrassing?

>>36804266
>anon is reputed for being the best manwhore in town. Many clients are planning to marry him already
>Smug Manticore (virgin) goes there to prove they are all just overblowing it
>anon opens up super polite as some servant play. Just as the Manticore expected.
>Anon unzips revealing the embarassing underwear, starts blushing, drops his spaghetti, tells her to not look, that he picked wrong one. Manticore can’t stop looking, calls her a big MEANIE
>Manticore is on the verge of jumping on him right now
>Little did she know this was all purposeful as part of the 5 star service a 5 star manwhore like Anon provides

>>36804353
Yes, after sniffing thoroughly. She’d also tease (You) that if you wanna them back you have to take them yourself.

>>36804379
The elder bovine god of milk and fertility, older and greater than Hathor herself, casually resting her head on the lap of her all mighty avatar, Farmer anon, smugly overseeing the future demise of all Sabbath as her hair is playfully cared for by the loving fingers of her chosen one

>>36801044

I had a very stupid idea, a school where they teach boys how to be manwhores and are given to their bicorn who pimps them out

>>36804528
Pretty sure all monster schools have a goal of stealthily turning men into whored with some coexistence cultural excuse

>>36804559
>tfw you have to take sex tech 101

>>36804456
Nah, I'll let her keep them as long as I get to grope her.

>>36804559
at least theology is business as usual

Fairies are very versatile and stretchy

>>36804528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBGC1xn9aa8

>>36804719
nuns are the best, prove me wrong

>>36804770
>"Sister, I have a confession to make. I've been fantasizing about repeatedly impregnating you. And not in the missionary position."

>>36804770
They aren't weresheeps. Fear the wrath of the lamb

>>36804869
Shut up, sheep shagger

>>36804906
no

>>36804944
then tell me, why are sheep better than nuns?

>>36804964
why not both?

>>36804770
I can't.

>>36804964
>Pure
>Fluffy
>Soft
>Innocent
>Submissive
>Breedable
Need I go on?

>>36805019
A nun is pure, soft, innocent, submissive, and breedable

>>36805099
>nun
>innocent
Pffffffff

I'm beginning to think that these nuns are not as religious or pious as I first thought.

>>36805117
you lack faith

>>36805122
I think it's the opposite. I think these "nuns" don't know a thing about their own religion!

>>36805111
You telling me, this nun isn't innocent

>>36805161
i think father anon needs to go clothes shopping
poor thing is just wearing scraps

>>36805181
Her sect sees that the more skin is shown, the closer to god they are

>>36805181
>Father Anon is worried about how his nuns are clothed
>or the lack of clothes they have
>they assure him that they are fine or are living a frugal life
>he will have none of that and goes shopping for them
>he manages to buy clothes for each of his nuns
>he gifts them to each of his nuns and they blush and thank him
>he could have sworn he heard a "tch" sound coming from them
>probably nothing

>>36801399
Bicorn
Fuck you, don't judge me

>>36805181
My nun wives assure me that skimpy clothes and deep cumshots are vital keys to worship.

>>36805293
You may need to confirm if those nuns don't have wings, cause that sure sounds like something winged elves would say

>>36805327
>winged elves
does such a thing exist?

>>36805099
does a nun have wool?

>>36805399
cross shaped pubes

>>36805426
can do that on a sheep too

>>36805426
F-Fuck

Everybody talks about nuns but not about other types of religious priestesses. Imagine how would the ones from the ocelomeh tribes, or the desert kingdoms look like.

>>36805256
That sounds like such a bad sister, she should be grateful for the gifts father anon is giving her. She should be more like the other sisters. They thanked father anon deeply and humbly allowed him to dress them with their new garments

>>36805455
I don't want to think about the Ocelomeh, they scare me

>>36805455
chaos beckons

>>36805327
They arent i checked. None of them have pointy ears. They are just highly devoted nuns!

>>36805464
Oh, you should be scared alright. They'll raid your village, then put you in ropes and make you walk through the whole jungle while teasing you, making you hard but never letting you cum, and telling you how you're about to be sacrificed once you reach their city. Then, you'll be taken to the highest part of the pyramid in the middle of the city, while the whole population watches, and be brutally raped, sometimes gangraped, by your new wife/s in front of everyone

>>36805644
I want to see a heretic Ocelomeh that cuddles her husband in public

>Watching as you shoot your cum into your kiki waifu's mouth
>Each spurt hitting the roof of her mouth before dropping down onto her tongue, mixing with her saliva
For a girl that prides herself in cleanliness, she sure is a dirty girl!

if they made mge figs would you buy them?

>>36805644
Scratch their back at the base of the tail, their only weakness.

>>36805722
nope

What would be the MGE equivalent of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXM08-GyucQ

>>36805722
Rather spend that money on an art commission of my wife.

>>36801044

>>36805735
;_;

>36805722
nah

>>36805722
nah

>>36805718
Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but something tells me a vorefag requested/commissioned this pic.

>>36805751
Paradisio!

I imagine this is what padded rooms in MGE are like

>>36805769
no artist puts that much emphasis on the throat unless they are a vorefag

>>36805777
Or someone with a mouth fetish

>>36805644
D-Don't let my guardian angel see this!

>>36805789
kissluts emphasize the tongue and saliva,
, drawing detail on the esophagus is a telltale sign of a vorefag.

You have to fill ALL the glass

>>36805823
I will ladies, please stop wasting yogurt. I'm not made of money

>>36805644
please no, I have so much to live for. I don't want to die!

>>36805805
I don't know. I think that's reaching a bit. I'm gonna go with mouth fetish.

>>36805876
naive but i respect the optimism

>Human not so tough after forced to suck nipples

>>36805924
>company tries to cash in on a meme and have their employees in only aprons
>forced to close stores because anon's run off with their employees to breed and marry

>>36805973
bound to have a lot of applicants, keep that revolving door in motion

Need a monster that can do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTGKDpba06Y

Bewitched!

Wikifag here, 345 images will be uploaded to September's gallery overnight.
If they're not on there within an hour, assume that they'll be up in about 10 hours instead.

>>36805973
Sounds more like the coffee company was just a front and the ''employees'' were the employers. This was actually a marriage company with 100% success rate

>>36806000
Got it, if they're not on there within an hour, panic.

what can i get for 30 cents?

>>36806000
hope the fingers are doing well

>>36806000
>345 images will be uploaded
Are you why Imgbox is taking a dump right now?

>>36806002
>>36805989
>neet succ is forced to apply to a job
>hey this coffee shop looks easy
>apron only? weird but ok
>first customer tackles her over the counter and drags her into a supply closet
>can't believe her first time is a closet getting mating pressed
and that's how I met your mom kids

>>36806002
>bunyip barista, reservedly tugging at the edges of her apron
>she freezes when anon approaches the counter
>anon eventually breaks the silence to place an order
>bunyip has a meltdown, jumps the counter and bursts out the door
>anon gives pursuit, tearing off his clothes as he chases after her
i'ma get that bunyip

>>36806282
Anon really wants a latte with Bunyip milk.

how does leveling work in the mge world?

>>36806282
>This just in! Bunyip chase in downtown!
>Our reports say that a half naked bunyip is being pursued by a naked anon
>Reports say the bunyip is, quote: "awawawing"
>anon is saying, quote "gimme that buny milk"
>More soon!

>''I-I'm not a mofu addict'' he said
>''I was looking at your tits/ass'' he claimed

>>36806381
you grind exp points

>>36806381
>>36806408
Grind for XP by fucking your waifu

>>36806408

>>36806381
You grind xp by becoming proficient in things. Then you give all your levels to your succubus wife.

>>36806503
But I want to keep my levels.

>>36806525
they snowball them back with a little extra xp on top

>>36806381
take rock and smack on head for increase in def
Lift heavy rock for str
run around rock for sta
read about rock for int
think about rock for wis
fuck a rock for easy exp

>>36806404
it's a shadow of the colossus styled boss battle where you clamber up her tail while she tries to shake you off. at the end you either kiss her or headbutt each other depending on how she flinches

The world of mge i think would be a good “vacation” spot like if i could Will myself there to have fun and stuff but i dont want to have to live there, as theres some parts of the setting that i think are weird.

>every time you level up, your stats get better
>every time your wife levels up, her stats stay at 1
>she has no idea why that is
>but you know
>all the points are getting funneled into her fertility stat, and her body has been getting more voluptuous with each level
>is a little happy, but also confused, when her stat menu shows she got the Broodmother perk