/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3678099
STOP BEING COY ANONYMOUS AND ANSWER THE QUESTON

>waifu
>eventually get to talking about marriage

What

I would marry her as I am not a faggot.

[x] rape the maids

Marry her and plan future orgies with all our children.

>>3678095
That's fine, assuming I hold a job that can support 6 kids

I've always planned on having kids anyway, so I am unphased by the revalation.

well my whole don't want children thing usually comes up on the first date, but if this woman was truly the one for me......

I'll allow her to adopt one schizophrenic 10 year old kid, but that is the only compromise I'm making.

>>3678117
>Adopt one schizophrenic ten year old
congratulations on adopting Kohaku

>>3678117
>don't want children thing usually comes up on the first date
Whut.

>>3678121
its her pet not mine. worst thing it can do is kill me in my sleep and really you can't feel that.

I'm game.

>>3678126
Girls usually love to talk about having kids while on a date.

Dunno why its such a popular conversation subject. I think its some psychological thing.

>>3678115
I'm quite unfazed by your reaction.

Well, most women DO want children. Call it instinct, social programming or whatever, but you will have a hard time finding a woman who has no desire to have them.

>>3678202
I hang out in the bar next to the abortion clinic.

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>>3678136
Weird. I've been on my fair share of first dates, and it's never come up that night. Sure, after a few dates when you get the inevitable "So... where do you see our relationship in 5 years?" conversation, but never on the first.

>>3678139
I tried to think of a witty response to do with phasers that would explain my mistake, but I got bored and gave up.

>>3678202
Well, there are such women, but they're... just not the kind of women you'd want as a partner for some reason.

Well that's like, only one litter right?

>>3678370
>Female rabbits do not actually ovulate until after breeding. They have a bifurcated uterus and often, breeding can involve multiple acts that can result in multiple impregnations from different bucks (male rabbits). Males are commonly sterile during the heat of summer months.

>A litter of rabbit kits (baby rabbits) can be as small as a single kit, ranging up to 12 or 13; however there have been litters as big as 18. The gestation period is 30–32 days.[6]

Multiple uterus(es?), multiple impregnations, multiple pleasures of being cummed inside?

I never can find that Nazrin picture. Post it already.

I love kids, so naturally I accept.

Only if I had an awesome job.

I don't have an awesome job right now.

/r/ that image of Marisa thinking about nothing but rape since it is so related.

>>3678622

I have two children with her. Any more is wasteful, overburdens society, and decreases the per capita I can spend on each child. If she gets pissed I drug her and constantly change the clothes and hair styles of our 2 kids to make it appear we have more.

>If she gets pissed I drug her and constantly change the clothes and hair styles of our 2 kids to make it appear we have more.

I guess no more cigars and brandy for me, I can't afford them and kids too. I love mai waifu enough to give up those things and give her what she wants, a flock of little half-breed human/tengu. I wonder how they will turn out.

>>3678780
Kids normally turn the opposite from what their parents are, so they will be incredibly successful reporters with no taste for Japan at all.

>>3678789
I would be pleased with that result.

The average litter size for wolves is four to seven, so I guess that explains a lot.
Still, that is a lot of spicy wolves.

>>3678682
A TINY TINY CLEVER COMMANDER

I wonder what kind of half breeds would be born from Yuuka?

>>3678810
Well since she considers plants to be her children, I suppose they'd be pot heads

>>3678817
Yuuka would not approve of anything involving damaging plants for entertainment.

Marry her because I want kids one day. Six is too many though.

It'd be a real pain and we haven't even gotten to them hitting puberty. All those hormones running rampant. What if they're all girls? I live in a house full of women right now and when they're periods come around its not fun. I can't imagine dealing with six periods a month and god help me if they all happen on the same day.

The only good thing that might come of this is the incest that might occur during puberty and it'd only be good if they're female.

I'd compromise and suggest 2-3 kids.

>>3678833
Your picture intrigues me and I wish to know more.

>>3678847
Sadly, I do not have the pixiv link to this artist.

I'd give her a ton of kids. As many as she can squeeze our her progressively loosening cunt. The catch is that only 2-3 will survive. Hopefully the pain of loss will stop her from trying to have more kids.


Alternative plan: get her (or your) tubes tied without her knowing. Keep fucking in attempts to get her preggers until she gives up or figures it out.

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>>3678095
>What do you do?

Fuck that bitch hard until she's so pregnant all 6 six kids come out at once. "I want a big family" is code for "Fuck me whenever, however you want"

Six? Why not. Where I live ( Poland. ) it was normal just a generation ago.

Obviously she's not smart to even consider dating to begin with.

>3D
I kill myself.

>>3679051
You were the first to bring up 3D in this thread and the only one to seriously think about it. Please leave.

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Just 6? My grandfather had six, my uncle had six, and my brother had six. The only reason my mom only had 3 was because of divorce but my dad had 5. Six is easy mode