/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Wonderland Supremacy!

>>36734843

What's their disposition?

Jinkos deserve kisses!

Dumb hags and their fat sacks

>kikis won the poll last thread
some of you are alright

>>36734931
>Elves
Fake-ass poser MGs. Practically cosplay tier. Nobody really likes elves. They just tolerate them, and make jokes at their expense, for the memes.

>>36734951
hellhound would make for a better maid than a stinky- i mean kiki

>>36734964
And this is when i make a clean exit by running to my car.

>>36734951
I'd rather just have a Devil maid.

>>36734951
I should be proud of Slav superiority, but I still would rather marry a Shog.

>>36724270
Super nice Magus, I wonder what's next.

>>36734947
>t.seething loli

I want monster milk and I want it now!

>>36735019
why is she mad?

I wonder how mamono would feel about my fetish for large-breasted girls getting jealous of petite, wide-hipped girls getting more attention from me?

>>36735111
you forgot to wear your shog undies

>>36735111
anon refuses to pay the debt of his ancestors

>>36735019
How do I get a Shog with small breasts?

>>36734951
The masses always had poor taste

>>36735149
You just look for a Shog. If she doesn't already have a small chest, make your preferences known to her and she will adapt.

>>36735149
you ask her

>>36735165
>>36735166
That's convenient.

>>36735217
Kikis just can't compete with the superior shog meido

>>36735244
So, how good is a Shog at emulating a synthesizer setup?

>>36735256
just add a drop of nanomachines and you are good to go

>>36735164
correct, hellhound is popular after all

Dumb dragons

>>36735140
throws life savings and deed to their home at shog. "That's all i have to my name, now leave me be."

Beware of kots

>>36734976
Hellhounds act big and tough but then run around wearing shimapan. It's like they want to be teased about their choice of underwear

>>36735378
they want you to notice them, so they can go
"if you like them so much why not take them from me?"

>>36735378
she's baiting you anon, beware

>>36735409
"Cause I don't want to die."

>>36735308
that was not what was bargained with anon

Hellhounds are basically basic bitch taste in monster girls

>>36735308
Such generosity! She now owes a life debt to you.

>>36735466
nah, that's succubus

>>36734964
>get grabbed and dragged into the backroom while the orc asks another barista to cover for her
>collapse outside the front door after closing time because your pelvis has been thoroughly powderized
>"Don't forget your coffee, humie."
>she sets a fresh cup of coffee on the ground next to you with her name, number, and kissmark on it
Guess I'll come to this place more often.

>>36735499
>succs are basic compared to hellhounds itt

>>36735466
nah, that's kitsune

>>36735292
I wish there was a season 2

>>36735517
I have to agree that they are around the same level

>>36735462

>>36735466
Along with cows, foxgirls, succubi, elves, and pretty much any insect girl.

>>36734931

>>36735628
>Giant Ants are basic taste

WHERE ARE THE BIG MILF BAPHS

>>36735706
best I can do

>>36735466
the only basic taste is humans, all monster lovers are equal before the eyes of god!

>>36735722
THAT'S A LOLI, GODDAMNIT

>>36735729
as heretics and sinners

>>36735466
>>36735499
>>36735517
It appears their superiority is causing some controversy

>>36735472
anon just tries to shoo her away as he goes to find a carboard box to sleep in.

>>36735744
wrong, as blessed beings and saints! to lay with a monster, no matter its species, is to practice our lord's gospel!

>>36735722
I'll take the hag bapho if the other guy doesn't want her.

>>36735741
You get what you get and you don't throw a fit

>>36735741
that's the lore, nerd

>>36735746
>>superiority
>when jabberwocks and krakens exist

>>36735706
Seek and you shall find.

>>36735765
>>36735766
oh the unfairness of life
>>36735762
bugger off

>>36735466
Not anywhere close, basic is the ones that appeal to normalfags like catgirls, fox girls mermaids, succubus and vampire. It may surprise you but if you shown hellhound to a lot of normalfags they would assume it was furry.

>>36734936

>>36735769
OH I AM TRULY BLESSED. THANKS ANON

>>36735773
>doesn't want the loli
>doesn't want anybody else to have the loli
Sounds pretty greedy to me.

>>36735531
its based on a game thats long dead so thats not going to happen

>>36735767
I don't think anon can come up with a reason to hate heckhounds, mofu and succs other than "popular bad"

>>36735792
bugger off with her** my bad, anon

>>36735806
I didn't mean to imply succs are bad, just basic, in the sense of being the "base model" species, you feel me? I think that >>36735759 >>36735729 this dark priest is right and all

Gonna corrupt an automaton's subroutines by flustering her! Gonna marry that robutt so hard she can only run heartpupil.exe!

>>36735806
Different anon, but I don't really have anything to like about hellhounds.
>Not into dommes
>Don't like dogs
>Doesn't appeal to any "fantasy world" fantasies of mine

>>36735822
Succs have monstrous features to the same degree as many other types though

Ghost butt!

>>36735882
that's the point, what with the DL being a succ and all

>>36734963
>t. Gazer jealous of married elves

>>36735806
OP here, just wanted (you)s

>>36734941
Jinkos deserve progeny and lifelong marriage

>>36736029
Yes, they get that after the kisses.

What's the most cruel/degrading thing a dark elf or similar species could get away with in MGE? I

>>36736064
pretending to abandon you on the street corner while watching close by

>>36736064
>you visit parents' house with her
>she slips tentacle potion in your drink
>she slips away and shlicks it in the corner while she watches you ravage your mom from a distance

>>36736094
Leave.

>36736094
Making you cuck your dad is exactly the thing that wouldn't fly.

>>36736064
Sabotaging fellow monsters' sex life slipping anti-depressives that hamper ejaculation of their husbands in their food/drinks
If you mean to their own husbands, public rape but of the humiliating kind. I dunno like forcing him to drink a shota potion or something at it.

>>36736064
making you read really cringy smut books out loud for her because she is too lazy to put the effort to actually read herself

>>36735079
Fat dumb hag dragon just can't compete with cute smaller multi eyed girls.

>>36736064
whoring her husband out

>>36736064
Probably humiliation of some sort with the intent of breaking you into being her slave

>>36736145
He said Dark Elves, not Bicorns

>>36736064
>Putting (you) in a petsuit and taking you for a walk around town.
>Once she sees enough people watching, she casts a horny spell and has (you) perform doggy on her.

>>36736178
are they not the same?

>>36736216
That sounds more like it'd humiliate all the other single monsters on the spot rather than (You)

>>36736064
they're not very respectful and not very chill. i wouldn't get along with them very well.
i'd say orgasm denial but i think monsters don't get the point of that either.

>>36736064
put you over her knee, pull down your pants and spank you

>>36736282
in public

Monster girls are the embodiment of a peak female form

>>36736272
They'd instead force successive orgasms until you beg them to stop

>>36736064
not reading you a bedtime story and not giving your milkies before bed

What does it mean to have the title of "Everchosen" in the monstergirl lands? What does being an "Everchosen" to your Demon Waifu or in the Demon Realms mean?

>>36736412
sounds lame

>>36736357
Too far, the demon lord will hear about this

>>36736412
sounds like you're just married.

>>36736455
>a new decree from the demon lord
>all men will be read a bedtime story and be given their milkies before bed by their wives

My threads are doing iron man numbers and I don't care anymore

>>36736527
what

Is alraune really that popular?

>>36736527
I donut understansld

>>36736546
This one girl I talked to wanted to be one

>>36736526
Fuck that! Humans are wise respectable beings! They shouldn't be treated by monster girls like kids fragile of body and soul needing escorts and headpats all the time!
Also tell them this does not mean they should cut the headpats completely.

>>36736617
so you don't want to drink breast milk before you want to go to bed?

majestic byurd

>>36736590
I guess if you plant that idea the girl will flower

>>36734931
Repent, sinners.

>>36736634
monsters partying up

>>36736617
Suuuure

>>36736629
I-I didn’t say that. This and that are unrelated.

>>36734931

>>36736662
t.Roland

>>36736546
>>36736645
Having a flower gf can be comfy. Hope you don't get allergies.

>>36736662
you know monster would love a tsun like you

>>36736678
Last time an Alraune beat me up in a game the worst that happened was giving me a flowerjob and saying she’d do that till she trained me to cum from contact with her flowers.

>>36736682
There is a monster for every type. I’d say tsun lovers would be more common among the smugger sadistic ones like Cheshire and Dark Elves.
Kind of like how muscular tall monsters find hot as fuck anons that want protection.

I legit can’t imagine any of you transversing MGE without becoming the monster kingdom’s bicycle. Hell, I can’t imagine any of you walking two steps without getting raped straight away and somehow escaping only to get raped by the next level 2 monster in range.

Im new here, are there any cunny monster girl?

>>36736730
Oddly enough the cunny ones canonically have the strongest and best of pussies in MGE. Check Baphomet.
In MGQ this is saved to artificial monsters instead

>>36736727
>being monster kingdoms bicycle
where do I sign up

>>36736727
i'll straighten up my act once one of them snags me

>>36736730
Plenty.

>>36736727
>without becoming the monster kingdom’s bicycle
Well that wouldn't be me because I have a fee

>>36736692
Last h-game that I remember playing was Violated Hero 4. The alraune there had thorns in her pussy VHIII has that too.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2230487
Shame. I really like the scene otherwise.

>>36736727
So long as I get food, water, housing, and a bed they can do whatever they want.

>>36736756
>I have a fee
Congrats anon, you are the aristocrat’s bicycle instead, fucked by all those hags that only have money, mansions and desperately crave for affection.

>>36736771
You say that like it’s a bad thing.

wolpertinger

>>36736766
>spoiler
The fuck. Jesus Christ the hell. Was the scene good though? Is the game good?
The one I was talking about was LustGrimm by the way. I didn’t lose to most plant monsters in MGQ to know their scenes because I didn’t like the artist responsible for them. Well except Alraune Queen. In her case she’d rape you for decades because her pussy had a weird life extending property.

>>36736771
Fine by me, I can pretend to be a butler, or whatever they want. I'll also take any potions they want. It won't be cheap but hey, they can afford it.

>>36736727
I just need to hire a good bodyguard like pic related and I can safely travel the whole world as a monogamist.

>>36736771
my dream job, just thinking about those hags having there perverted way with me is getting my hard

>>36736727
It really depends on where you appear really, and if any other anons spawn near you so they can be used as bait.

>>36736744
>>36736756
>>36736770
>>36736788
>>36736799
Stop being manwhores! You are contributing to the stereotypes they have of us!

>>36736828
and thats bad because?

>>36736814
>last words said by this anon before his bodyguard went into heat

>>36736828
Woah woah woah Anon; I’m a legitimate businessman who runs my own landscaping company, just because I have sex with the older, richer, clientele doesn’t automatically make me a “manwhore”!

>>36736828
I am what I am.

>>36736828
i mean if you drop into a group of 5 girls, how are you going to break 4 hearts like that?

>>36736828
>stop being manwhores
I can't. It runs in my family

>>36736727
I don't want to be a whore. I may want to be a mind broken sex slave but I also want to be loved and to keep it monogamous preferably.

Abracadabra boom now you have to forfeit all your food anon

>>36736847
I expect this sooner or later and I will still be a monogamist with my bodyguard, not a town/kingdom/continent bicycle, so my point still stands.

>>36736828
All I want is to be taken care of and not have to worry about stupid life stuff, if I can also get free sex out of that then why would I not take that deal?

>>36736881
>fireball is just her throwing a cabbage at you

It's time to go to Heaven my husband

>>36736912
N-Noooo!

The truth is you all would be working in mamono brothels pleasing hags

>>36736881
>work as a magician
>one day your Greenworm daughteru isn’t eating because one of the bullies at school called her ‘fat’
>decide on fighting that little shits dad later as you have to make your daughter happy
>tell her you can make “magic food” which won’t make her gain any weight
>with your Papillon waifu you make a big show about making food appear from nowhere
>your daughteru has stars in her eyes after you make her plate appear in front of her
>that was almost ten years ago
>now your 25 year old Greenworm daughter always demands you make her “magic food” for every dinner

>>36736921
no I would only be pleasing the madam of the brothel
I would be her personal manwhore who cooks for her, takes care of her, and sleeps in her bed

>>36736921
I mean, I would love it, but you'd have to deal with half of the customers falling in love and trying to take you out of that life, which seems bothersome

>>36736921
I’m sure 50% of those anons that landed in cities are too dumb to locate that work place and would collapse from hunger along the way only to wake up in a comfy big bed, marriage ring on the finger, being warmed by a monster girl
This is without factoring dumb anons that landed in places like forests and deserts instead

>>36736921
Again, you say that like it’s a bad thing Anon. I don’t know how you can’t understand that we love hags and we crave any attention no matter where it comes from. It’s like a match made in desperate heaven.

>>36736921
I would only be pleasing my sugar mommy.

>>36736921
>working in a brothel
I'd be a wandering whore, going where the winds take me

>>36736931
>Papillon mother trying to explain to her overlygrown daughter that magic food is not real
>Greenworm daughter gasping in horror, saying her father would never EVER lie to her like that

>>36736945
>collapse from hunger
>not getting claimed the moment they turned the corner
language barrier would be funny, unless they speak english cause magic

>>36736931
>>36736960
The pains of fatherhood.

Smol dragon zombie

>>36736945
I would honestly draw that I am willing to fuck to for money so I can eat

>>36736988
congratulations, you are holding a sign in a language nobody can read, now what?

>>36737000
draw as in images that depict me taking coins to sleep with a monster and then taking said coins to a bakery for some bread to eat

>>36736945
More like kidnapped and sold in a black market

>>36737000
It’s not hard to draw crudely enough to get the point across.

>>36737000
he just needs to use gestures
eat and bang gestures are super easy to understand

>>36737014
>>36737017
>>36737020
if it is so easy it prove it. Draw the sign

>>36737030
something like this?

>>36737016
being sold as an exotic slave at the desert market doesn't sound that bad

>>36737030
No. It’s not pertinent to this threads topic. Also I’m at work nigga I ain’t drawing shit while I’m on the clock.

>>36737000
He won’t need a sign after his stomach growls loudly. Soon all the girls in the shops will be giving him free food.

>>36737000
just cry

I'm not a manwhore if I marry every girl I lay.

>>36734931

>>36737039
But how do you make sure you're purchased by a girl you like

Fox fucking

>>36737130
cause the setting is based around happy outcomes

>>36737039
>All those sand mice looking up at me in my cage
Blonde hair and blue eyes rocks sometimes.

How does one stop losing to cats?

>>36737118
Wow congrats, you are an EX-manwhore. Lie to yourself as much as you want, we both know you will have to be conforted by your wives in bed about how you didn’t have a choice and they love you even if you are used goods.

>>36737130
Magic mamono mana or something like that. Something something red string of fate.

>>36737147
>Don't worry honey, we still love you.
>Now come to bed with us and we can have an omlette breakfast tomorrow before seeing the kids off to school.

>>36737140
My descendants WILL be foxes

How do married monsters treat men who arent their husband in general? Are they treated as equals or different from monsters?

>>36737141
How hard of a rule is that? Is happiness guaranteed or just super likely?

>>36737198
you're doing it wrong

>>36737185
>foxes
>not Tanuki
Oi vey Anon you really shouldn’t be so racist.

>>36736798
VH4 as far as I recall was okay I guess if you don't mind some /d/ stuff and heavy emphasis on the violated part. The girls are fairly sadistic there.
The gameplay is minimal and Lillith basically does all the work except for when she isn't available. The story is not much, though I guess it does surprise you a bit at the end if you expected it to turn out like MGQ (similar set-up)
The art is nice for the most part and all the scenes are voice acted. I really only played it for Lilith (picrel) her scenes are my favorite.
Haven't played VHIII aside from watching some scenes long time ago.
Didn't really like the VH4 alraune (even without the thorn pussy), the VHIII one looks much better, but I can't judge the scene fully as I haven't played it, I am just going off what I see on the screenshot.

>>36737188
All I remember is that they have some posture of “the grass is greener” when they see couples and violently fuck their own husbands when they go back home

Monsters with a healing fetish who want you to drop the whore thing and marry them

>>36737232
they got to make me stop

>>36737207
I'd bang a tanuki but i wouldn't want tanuki children

>>36737232
Monsters with a (you) fetish that want to cuddle (you) during the mid morning hours as the bed warms in a beam of sunlight.

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/92502411

>>36737232
Jinko, Boogey, Cheshire

>>36737255
>(you) fetish
>has a bunch of (you) merchandise
>(you) dolls, (you) posters, (you) daki
>has (you) stories and lewds on her computer
>first time you enter her room, you though you walked into a room of mirrors

>>36737204
doing what?

>>36737301
>her dildo is a literal 1:1 copy of your penis

>>36737301
Her taste is garbage.

>>36737295
>cheshire
why?

>>36737301
It’s like the movie ‘Misery’ but with less blood.

>>36737339
thats a rapin
plus a couple of hours why (you) is best husbando

Here have a cute vampire after a small snack.

>>36737383
At the same time

>>36736740
>>36736746
Pretty based, a bunch of perfect cocksleeve onaholes

>>36737418
of course, in the end you'll be a believer of (you)

>>36737433
oh no, reverse mindbreak

I sure would love to live under her enlightened rule.
IF I HAD I BEEN ISEKAI'D.

>>36737545
i'd like to be clueless and think she's an elf

>>36737545
nah i rather live in the cow kingdom

I dont think i would like any of the DL’s kids they all seem like bad people.

>>36737568
how many of them do you know?

>>36737567
>men are forcefed titty milk instead of being raped
>naptime is enforced to all men in the kingdom
>To be punished is to publicly get a nursing job
>Captial punishment is public spanking in front of crowd
>No man is let near a loli at all for lolis are ultra rapists in the cow kingdom

>>36737612
This is heresy. I'm notifying the Sabbath!

>>36737596
Druella

>>36737643
But she did nothing wrong.

>>36737620
what those flatties gonna do, cry?

>>36734931

>>36737687
>When the local ryu isn't the 'nice and kindly girl next door'

>>36737655
she did everything wrong, including being a creepo.

>>36737655
her greatest crime is fashion

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you can sometimes learn your house is haunted unexpected ways.
Like waking up in bed with something soft and comfortable pressing against your back just to hear the door open and your wife to say she's back from doing a late night snack run.

>>36737568
Faces you can trust

>>36734931

>>36736945
>end up in isolated forests
>no humans, no civilization, no monsters, just small local fauna
>be pretty useless with survival skills. try to make a fire, fail. eat bad berries and spend most of the day vomiting
>several days go by and things are just getting worse
>collapse face down on the ground and give up with only the vague notion of rain beginning to fall as you lose consciousness
>wake up sometime later in a cave surrounded by pink blobs
>with concentrated effort a colony of parasite slime had shuffled you to shelter and painstakingly fed you the small amounts of water they could gather
>you can taste slime on your lips. not too bad, actually
>you see another pslime returning to the cave with a few fruits, adding them to a collection of edibles the slimes had been gathering for you
>they all huddle around you at night to keep you warm
and that's how anon became lord of the pslimes and it was all very wholesole until the slimes had to protect anon from a marauding gang of nuns. then it became very lewd.

>>36737802
BUT WHO WAS BED??

>>36737898
I want to snuggle the slug

>>36736921
I keep making posts about how brothels are basically being paid to build your harem and am a huge hagfag, so yes, that's the dream right there

>>36737875
i kinda like the idea of anons hanging out with like the pretransformed state of monstergirls like a anon who carries around a beloved cursed sword, unwilling to let anyone else touch their buddy.

>>36737937
anon who doesn't fight but carries an armor that was gifted to him wherever he goes and talks to it like a good friend when he's camping

is it worth having damphir daughters?

>>36738057
sure

>>36736412
>Everchosen

Well other than Warhammer Fantasy being brought up yet again. Isn't that what the Demon Lord's Husband is, an Everchosen of the Demon Lord? Yeah the Demon Lord's Husband is basically MGE's version of Archaon the Everchosen.

Specifically a lewd porno hentai Archaon. But instead of End Times it went more like this:

The Demon Lord's Husband was an incredibly powerful hero who used to be a paragon of the knightly orders. A succubus was sent to bring him down but that succubus came to love him. They were a battle couple for a long time until both of them learned about the nature of the world. He had a crisis of faith, but was still devoted to stopping the current demon lord as that was the most immediate threat, planning to deal with the gods later. His wife, whose secret was still unknown, disappeared. She was gathering power to usurp the current demon lord and the current reality. He managed to slay the previous demon lord and was planning to go after the gods next but before that plan went into stride the current demon lord rose to power. He went to slay that demon lord but found that she was his love. They joined together and the rest is history.

So yeah Demon Lord's Hubby is basically MGE Archaon the Everchosen.

>>36737937
>>36738036
what happens when anon complains about how no girl is interested in him to his buddies?

>>36738089
they tease him about him fucking his sword/armor/umbrella/paper latern idk

Make an oni happy tonight. Drink.

>>36736945
>hags make sure every possible job is taken
>form a hag exclusion zone (HEZ) to prevent Anons from escaping
>every day, they peruse the streets in their carriage, hoping to find some starving shmuck to load into their cart and marry

ᴋᴏᴛ

>>36737070
>bogeys have been alerted to your position

>>36736545
>>36736552
>They are unaware
https://youtu.be/WFQK5eF_puo

>>36737415
>I fucking love fruit punch Gatorade!

>>36738166
I'll just sell matches on the corner and lead my clients to place to fuck me

>>36737415
Why are vampires always messy eaters? I can’t take my vampire countess out anywhere because she always gets red stains on her face and clothes.

>>36734931

>>36738162

>>36738223
you're going to run out of matches on a sad monstermas day and after you have used your last match to heat yourself a cold girl will get you

>>36736931
To be fair 15 is already way too old to believe in such things

>>36738256
thats if I don't bundle up real tight and warm with some of the money I made

>>36738271
really? On a world where actual magic exists?

>>36738281
Touché. But then why would her father lie?

>>36738289
she still gains weight from the food and/or he and her mother don't actually know magic and it's regular food served through some parlor trick

>>36737130
Wink when the pharaoh comes around

i will humiliate a vampire by dumping a bucket of cum on them during a party.

>>36738366
Getting some Carrie vibes from this

>>36738371
i think gazer makes a better carrie

>>36738366
your cum?

>>36738384
I don't know. Are there any monsters with psychic powers?

>>36738346
Sounds like the parents should have convinced her to exercise. They're going to have a neet wonderworm living at home into her 30s at this point

>>36738169
робо кот

No love for mesugaki?
UUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>36738169
I love the cades

>>36738414
No I only want full figured women who’s body can actually take a pounding for hours on end and who’s wombs can hold more than two babies.

Are fox merchants trustworthy?

>>36738396
I would go out with a neet wonderworm, sounds like my type

>>36738414
Yes

>>36738464
are there employable wonderworms?

>>36738385
of course, it will only serve to humilate her more if i dump weeks worth of mine on her.

>I-If I do this, you'll subscribe to my newsletter?

>>36738512
idk, I guess wonderland must pay them for something right? unless they got UBI

>>36738569
>the next day you have 26 different newsletters on your front porch

>>36738567
congrats on your new cumsponge wife

>>36738586
>you go take one and she shows up and gives you another one

>>36738512
Just go to any smoke shop and you’ll find one or two of them there.
Just watch out if the stores being run by a Hellhound or Oni, they’re usually undercover cops.

>>36738567
Ugh it would be like curdled milk being dumped on her.

Surrender your trash.

If dragons don't want to die and turn into dragon zombies then how come so many make their homes at the very top of dangerous mountains that are incredibly hard to scale

>>36738635
I guess you can have my kikis then

>>36738668
To be closer to the Sun, which reminds them of your smile.

>>36738635
you'll have to get it out of my cold dead hands

>>36738707
>T. shog still butthurt that kikis won

>>36738708
That's it, where do they sell mountain climbing gear and yeti branded hot chocolate to go?

>>36738668
Here's a better idea!

Kill Paarthurnax

>>36738245
Shortstacks are dangerous. Dangerous for my dick.

>>36738162
I did but no happy oni showed up

>>36738619
it must be done, vampires need to be brought down a peg or two.

>>36738786
t. Delphine

>>36738783
I would let my lips get frozen to hers.

>>36738635
But I’ve already surrendered.

>>36738812
This, but for every "noble" monster species.

>>36738895
Yeah! Fuck the Rich!

>>36738797
Try alcohol and ice cream

>>36734931
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKGmZN06lBI

Her smile fair as spring, as towards him she draws you
Her tongue sharp and silvery, as she implores you

Your wishes she grants, as she swears to adore you
Gold, silver, jewels - she lays riches before you

Dues need be repaid, and she will come for you
All to reclaim, no smile to console you

She'll snare you in bonds, eyes glowin' , afire
To gore and torment you, till the stars expire

>>36738923
I know gobbos got big ears, but damn!

>>36738668
Dragons are lonely but at the same time the thought of a relationship terrifies them.

>>36739016
My demon classmate keeps sending me poetry like this. Should I be worried?

I'm pretty tired. I could use a large pair of breasts to nap between.

>>36735706

Mods are asleep post toad kisses

>>36739202
A sign of high breeding in Goblin society.

>>36739275
Why do I hear boss music?

>>36739799
The longer the Icon of Sin is on Earth the lewder she will become.

>>36739216
I relate to Dragons

What do you call small wolfus?

>>36739969
smolfus

>>36739673
Are we sure someone didn't just paint dumbo green?

>>36739969
swolfus

>>36739958
You couldn't possibly be the Dragonborn of legend. Could you?

>>36740244
yooo its the candy grandma somehow had infinite amounts of

>>36740268
i want to meet your grandma if her candy looked like that

So what do I need to trade to get a demons panties?

>>36738569
Not only will I subscribe to her newsletter. I'll like, favorite, and share every single one. And I'll even sign up for a special subscription to her pussy

>>36740303
Your soul

>>36740346
hah
her loss, my soul aint worth jack

>>36740303
Just sign the contract and she will happily hand them over. No need to read it, you’re getting what you want and that’s all you need to know.

>>36740371
Virgin souls are worth a pretty penny on the markets in Hell. Quite rare indeed there. She can easily sell it to an upper class denizen of Hell.

>>36740379
>She can easily sell it to an upper class denizen of Hell.
Wait, that's illegal.

>>36740469
Nothing is illegal in Hell.

>>36740469
sorry anon your getting traded like bitcoin

>>36740569
please no I don't even know how to play poker

>>36740581
We aren't playing Poker. We're playing Hearts.

>>36740591
I know nothing outside of blackjack

>>36740569
Ace is the highest value, why is the wueen in the middle?

>>36739216
damn, we got so much in common

>>36740646
Because she's the queen

>>36740569
Just call me D'Arby

Can I make a deal with a demon that she gets my soul and I get her soul?

Smooth and squishy. What could it be?

>>36740763
an old grandma who likes to larp

>>36740764
My future bapho waifu

>>36740762
That's called marriage.

Fairly sure a d certain Genshin Impact would be just as a popular an sliced game by monstergirls. And yes, fairly sure also that monstergirls would love Genshin Impact for its pretty, cute and handsome 2D anime boyband style husbandos.

Someone like Childe would be loved and adored and simped by Mamono too.

>>36740763
a kissable tummy

>>36740763
>>36740809
How about instead of Soft tummies. How about, hardened sensed Monstergirl abs?

Explain to me how a poison dart kunoichi will ever sneak up on me when she’s this stacked?

>>36740496
That's somehow even worse.
The hell would they even do if several demons owned just parts of my soul?

>>36740895
You'll notice that you now have a maid in your house

>>36740904
oh please anon your not that valuable, your like one of those trash coins that get hoarded in the thousands with the hope that the price might move up enough of a fraction to buy 1/87th of a bitcoin

>>36740961
I'm just imagining this being said by a demon in a suite trying to explain how the crypto-souls market works.
That would really hurt me.

>>36740877
But smooth little girl midriffs are super interesting.

>>36740895
What? I can't see anything on that picture anon

What a weird set of cows

>>36740379
>>36740984
>>36740904
>>36740961
seems like order propaganda, why would a demon sell her husband's soul? not even a tanuki would do that

I am going to walk around Dragonia with a sign that says in dragon, " Will you be my mommy?"

>>36740984
a soul must be broken down before it can be traded

>>36741062
In dovahkii that would be "Query, mother, mine", I think.

>>36741051
>Go to order school
>They tell you that if you ever sell your soul to a demon she will sell it off on the crypto market
>Grow up believing that's true
>Meet a demon one day and she offers to "buy" your soul
>Tell her that you don't want your soul to be bought and soul and bought and sold like some kind of low level crypto
>Demon is just wondering what the fuck anon is on about

>>36741117
Thanks, I'll be walking around the main plazas and in the bars as well to look for my dragon mommy

>>36741051
Nobody said Anon was that Demon's husband. The original wording was just about her panties, so that's all Anon gets from her, a (clean) pair of her panties that hopefully fit Anon's new wife/owner.

>>36741239
and why would demons sell their panties to some random schmuck? or try to own a soul that isn't their husband's? no matter how you put it there's no logic to it. also, what kind of wife would wear some other monster's panties? a bicorn? please.

Big or flat?

>>36741356
go big or go home is my motto

>>36741356
anything bigger than A is a waste of time

>>36741390
>anything bigger that an A is a waste of time

>>36741017
a tummy made for resting on

>>36741356
I prefer big, but small is cool too. any size is fine

>>36740763
I'm a sucker for tum tum. I'd hang out at the Sabbath branch just to relax. No sexual.

>>36741356
Small chest, small age and big ass.

>>36741539
Gimme small, small, huge in that order

>>36741356
fat knockers, old, fat ass and a pudgy midsection

>>36741356
Both
At the same time
Been my fetish ever since I saw that one anime ova with the big titty fox girl and flat wolf girl sandwiches themselves between a shota

>>36740904
In King's Bounty there was a recurring character, interdimensional merchant with a sick moustache that fragmented his soul into like 20 fragments and helped protagonists fight powerful demons (hell is shared between diffrent worlds), just so he can get a part back in turn. That was a cool trope.

>tfw ywn be a young boy who lets that perverted old monster do whatever she wants to you so you don't starve

>When the 'pure' monster girl princess you rescued shows up in your bed wearing lewd negligee, a collar she wants you to snap, and a pair of eyes that tell you that you aren't leaving till her womb is full.

>>36741062
>t.Dragon Prince Imrik

>>36740904
>>36741775
John Constantine sold his soul to three powerful demons and got away with it since none of them could claim it without upsetting the others

>>36738396
I guess I actually kind of like wonderworm's design, physically- it's the le drugs/smoking meme I don't like

>>36741827
Yeah well he's still a fag

I'm going to the store to get a gallon of Cheshire milk, a gallon of dragon milk, and a gallon of elf milk, what do you want me to get you, anon?

>>36741887
He wasn't back then

>>36741950
A gallon of Alp milk.

Smol birbs

>>36742026
Owls aren't all that small

>>36741950
listen carefully anon, I need two meters of rope, three packs of rat poison, two packs of sleep medicine, a shaving blade, two dozens eggs and a tiramisu

>>36742004
I want to tease an alp with big, fat milkers so bad.

>>36734931

>>36742041
may I ask why?

>>36742100
WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ANON

>>36742026
what is her wisdom?

Real men dont try to steal a dragons hoard
they steal the dragon herself

>>36742151
I can't carry a dragon and a single gold bar would change my life

>>36742151
no, they steal a dragon to get rich off her milk

>>36742118
>You should commit insurance fraud.

>>36742178
that's not very nice miss birb

tell your kikimora that you'll just get a microave meal for dinner

>>36742223
A kiki would probably get hysterical about you hating her cooking or something.
A shoggoth would probably be fine with it since you're gonna use the shog-microwave anyway.

>>36742223
>"I'm feeling lazy tonight, how about bacon cheeseburgers and fries from Wendis?"
>angry Kiki noises

>>36742223
>hear what sounds like a metallic crunch
>"Oh my, mastah! It seems like the microwave is busted!"

>>36742223
>mircowave dinner
>eating shit
>then wondering why look like shit as well

>>36742223
>kiki exits room, returns in microwave cosplay lingere
you opened this can of worms,
now lay in it

>Cheshire's dad visits his daughter
>She leaves her laptop open on 4monster
>After he leaves she goes to check her laptop
>Has more (you)s than she would normally get in a week
>Hfw dad is a better shitposter than her

>>36742274
how would that even look like, two mircowaves to hold her tits and one to cover her pussy?