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>>36742315
Someone write a caption for this

>>36742458
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation…"

>>36742458
>durr

penis

Futa Band Maid

>>36742814
All 5 members of Band-Maid as futas? Hmm. Interesting. Tell me more.

Post some Band-Maid pics!

>>36744933

>>36745510
Close but no.

Misa

Gangsta Saiki

Stoic Saiki

How do I get more people to post here?

>>36744933

>>36762556
The problem is that most English speaking Band-Maid fans skew older and don't frequent the chans. The later millennials and zoomers who post here are mostly faggots who don't listen to rock.

>>36763840
The problem is you're not posting Band-Maid

SAIKI CRAVES VIOLENCE

Who in Band-Maid have the biggest futa cock?

>>36767387
Hmm good question. Who do you think has the biggest penis?

>>36767387
I think Saiki and/or Misa have the biggest dicks

>>36762556
Shill in the /metal/ general on /mu/ and make sure to call them faggots if they don't join

Gangbang anal bukkake

>>36775333
Are you sure? You're not trolling me? This is legit?

>>36775632
Do it, some people there really like Band-Maid. But also tell them : No Bongman allowed

>>36775333
Band-Maid isn't really a metal band exactly. They have some songs that are kinda metal but most of their stuff is straight forward hard Rock with lots of different influences. Are you sure that would be a good place for this kind of band?

>>36775644
Wtf is Bongman? Pls explain

>>36775667
Some weirdo tripfag. Just do it man, you have nothing to lose here

>>36775677
Okay, I'm gonna do it! Thank you, anon-kun! Aishiteru! I love you UwU

>>36775692
Kisses and greats + some nice beats to you, oshu mashu

>>36775699
Wait, can I do the Futa Band-Maid thing there too?

>>36775780
Yes, they are all kinds of weird. Way into traps

>>36775805
Hell yeah brother. BTW which member of Band-Maid do you like the most?

>>36775805
Wait, should I advertise the Band-Maid thread in the Metal general or just make a whole new Band-Maid thread in /mu/? Which one will bring a lot of people to the thread and make it active?

>>36775971
Just start by advertising it in /metal/
>>36775842
Misa

>>36776084
Okay I think I gotta make a new thread though because I tried posting the thread number in the Metal general and it has a red line striking through it. What does that mean?

>>36776103
>>>/mu/106241104
Go here, brotha

>>36776122
Oh okay thanks

>>36776122
Damnit I posted it in that thread too and it still didn't work. There's still a red line crossed through the thread number.

>>36776833
I will do it for you brother

>>36776847
So how will I know when to make a new thread? Is there a post limit?

Which member of Band-Maid would you have sex with?

>>36777073
all of them

Holy cow
Metal threads are some of the worst generals I've ever seen here
Fucking hell
But then again /mu/ is a shithole

>>36777082
Yes me too. But I think I would marry Saiki or Misa.

Misa. The Barefoot Assassin.

/meta/ here
actually good music, thanks for the share.

>>36778130
Welcome! Any questions about Band-Maid?

>>36742315
saw them live
they good

>>36777073
Saiki

got any videos of these hos performing live? If I like them I might contribute to your shit thread

>>36780576
Here watch this https://youtu.be/QbyQCJn6rYg

>>36780576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcqitbXgigU
Come one man, just search for Band Maid live on YT

https://youtu.be/iaf94nNSRGE

>>36780594
>>36780597
alright, the girl with the bass seems pretty cute

>>36780702
Yes I would cum inside her

Please post the thread link in other generals. WE NEED MORE PEOPLE HERE.

>>36787378
You need to post it in the Kpop general! That one sees the most traffic off all thread on /mu/!

>>36787504
Dude there's like three or four different Kpop generals on /mu/. Which one do I post it in?

>>36787637
The one that has not hit bump limit

>>36787801
What's the bump limit?

Saiki is so pretty

one more nail in the coffin, one more for the grave, one more time im on my knees trying to walk away. how has it come to this?

what the heck is bandmade

>>36788247
Band-Maid is a Japanese hard rock band with a maid motif.

kpop coomer here does jpop have lewd videos of themselves on youtube

>>36788612
Band-Maid is not Jpop but all the members of Band-Maid are very attractive.

>>36788612
Yes, AKB48 girls do gravure for example

Damn every time I try to create a Band-Maid thread on here, it goes nowhere. Makes me sad.

How good is the bassist?

You need to spam it more in the metal and kpop generals. Metal in particular. And make sure to call Bongman a faggot on /metal/ and tell yejibros in the kpop threads that band-maid mogs her shartface

>>36790698
I don't get the bongman and Yeji stuff. That's where I'm a little confused.

>>36790714
Bongman is a tripfag no one likes, shitting on him will make you popular. Yeji is very unpopular in the Kpop-threads

Band-Maid is an amazing band that deserves more attention and popularity. In fact, they should be as big as Babymetal, in my opinion. Spread the word! Share the thread link in other generals! Let's make this place active!

>>36790694
Every member of the band is super talented.

>>36790781
How talented

>>36790762
>Band-Maid is an amazing band that deserves more attention and popularity. In fact, they should be as big as Babymetal, in my opinion
No, this is their only good song
https://youtu.be/Uds7g3M-4lQ

>>36790853
their best song is give me chocolate

>>36790853
Their music has only gotten better and better with each release. You need to listen to more of their discography. They have seven albums out.

Band-Maid consistently puts out great music. Every album of theirs is solid.

>>36790841
Why don't you look them up on YouTube and see for yourself? Jfc

>>36790984
I only like that song I just posted

>>36790994
They play gitaa with hands very good style

>>36790994
You need to listen to more of their music. They have seven albums out. You're bound to find some songs you like.

>>36791005
No

>>36791011
Then why the fuck are you here? That's it, I'm gonna have Misa kill you.

Is this the Michael Jackson thread?

Getting real sick and tired of you losers posted flat-chested losers

>>36791041
Why is the link censored? This an outrage

>>36791041
Don't post your bullshit here. This is a Band-Maid thread!

Saiki has gained a few

>>36791041
Saiki and Miku of Band-Maid have both said in an interview that their bassist Misa had the most womanly figure of the five of them. Saiki has said that Misa has nice boobs and a nice, slappable butt. Saiki is quoted as saying: "Slapping Misa's butt is its own reward. The sound it makes when you slap it is very satisfying." Or something like that.

>>36791095
go on...

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7tnxjp
Here's a link to the interview with Saiki and Miku of Band-Maid where they discuss many things, including porn, their habit of dirty jokes, and of course slapping their bassist Misa's butt.

Dead thread.

>>36791393
Goddamnit I really tried this time too :(

>>36791035
>NOOOO SOMEONE DISLIKED CERTAIN TOPIC IN A THREAD ABOUT CERTAIN TOPIC NOOOO

>>36792014
I bet Misa has a big penis

>>36791041
>>36791088
wait wait
this girl is in band maid?

>>36793168
No, she's not. I don't even know who that is. It's just some idiot troll posting some irrelevant bullshit.

>>36791088
Who is this cow? Can she join band maid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA2hOwRUCDY

i think the reason her english sounds so unsettling is because she's using japanese pitch patterns for english words. the heiban jumps out at me the most. kinda makes her sound preppy or something

>>36798698
Who are you talking about?

>>36742315
>103 replied
Seems this one got better than the last ones, good job Anon.

>>36799045
Better than nothing I guess. How do I know when to make a new thread?

>>36799370
I don't know man, it seems like when it hits page 10 it's a good time to make a new one.

>>36801068
We're still on page one! We got a long way to go haha

I would marry Misa

>>36801136
Poland yuck

>>36801080
Yeah, but from what I've seen here it can fall down rapidly in the ranking ;_;

>>36801260
Well we just gotta keep posting then! NEVER GIVE UP!

>>36801180
Fuck off

>>36801308

>>36801281
It doesn't work that way, if two the same people would only be posting it will fall down quickly as well ;)

>>36801361

Kanami in full rockstar mode. Mincho awakens!

Queen

>>36801402
I was actually at that concert, I hate tinnitus for 2 days

>>36801361
Well then get more people in here. I already posted the thread link in a few other generals. Make yourself useful.

Misa is the tallest member of the group and is very statuesque. She looks like the type of chick that could beat the shit of you.

>>36801457
Out of you* you know what I mean

Goofballs

>>36801488
Sucky or whatever it's called needs dental plan 4 real

>>36801514
Her teeth are cute. They look like vampire fangs. Saiki is a kawaii vampire!

>>36801616
Yeah, Nosferatu LMAO

>>36801640
Yes cute Japanese female Nosferatu who is a great singer.

>>36762556
What's even there to post?

>>36801616
>They look like vampire fangs
Cope

>>36799370
When this one dies OR reaches 311 replies and falls to page 10

What's your favorite Band-Maid song?

Strong Akane

Saiki has great fashion sense.

>>36803787
Thrill and Warning.

Low quality pic but Misa is waifu

Well, I tried.

>>36801094
me too

>>36777232
for me it would me misa or kanami

>>36817340
Yes Kanami Is a very cute musical genius

Imagine just casually shopping at a record store and bumping into Misa

POST BAND-MAID, DAMNIT

>>36788247
BAND-MAID is an impossibly hard rocking maid band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaf94nNSRGE

>>36801308
>>36801352
>>36801372
>>36801616

Let's write some Band-Maid fan fiction. Who wants to go first?

>>36828107
I was at a bandmaid concer, approached misa and now we are married

end

>>36829883
And then Misa fucked you with her big futa penis

>>36828107
Misa run over my dick with her wheelchair and break my skulls with her bass guitar I get boner and blood comes out shooting in Misa face and she go eeeek you have aids and now i aslo have aids

>>36830005
Take this seriously damnit

>>36830014
akana come to my house with bag of funions, we eat them all and fart at each other for fun then have sex with lots of farting we get arousered from the smell of poopiefarts and then i puke on her poodle dog, then all 3s of us make gross beast fuck

>>36830027
Try a more nuanced, romantic theme instead of just sex

>>36830181
Saiki come to me house with romantic rose, we eat spaghetti-os with candle light and listen to pavarottoni singing. then i stick rose up saiki anus and she fart rose in my mouth then we make sex all night until saiki die of too much sexery then I inherit her house in france and live life like playboy and fuck all other band maid girl in saiki house

>>36830225

Alright fuck it. This was a waste of time.

>>36834526
"Alright fuck it. This was a waste of time." said the Band-Maid thread OP after furiously jerking off to the terrible fanfiction that was posted in his thread. He had never felt so much shame before.

>>36834667
I can't jerk off to that shit. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Do they really play guitars or are they animatronic like Chuck E. Cheese?

Smiling barefoot Misa

>>36843480
do you have picture of her stepping in raw beef or glass?

Alright since Babymetal is on hiatus, let's make this thread ACTIVE

POST BAND-MAID

Saiki lip bite

POST SOMETHING FFS

I go the cinema with Misa watch the Minions movie. We fuck in cinema, penis spit milk like snake, milk hit hold man in bald head, he beat up misa, i have sex with knocked out misa. 9 months later, child is borns

Penis cock

POST SOME BAND-MAID, FAGGOTS

More like Bland-Maid

They need plastic surgery to be sexier

>>36855370
It's not their job to appeal to your sexual or aesthetic preferences. They're a rock band. Not models or pornstars. Listen to the music. Talk about the music. Otherwise, gtfo.

>>36855436
No they need to be hot, no one wants to see ugly hags. Wear bikinis please

>>36852906
At least 3 of them is a dude

>>36855475
They are futas

>>36788225
yejibros why is there a chimp in this jpop thread

>>36855527
brother we want this chimp on our banana

these bitches are ugly
kpop rules

yejibros we have taken over

I'm doing everything I can to make this a good, on-topic, active thread. Why isn't this working? Oh yeah, maybe because this is /jp/ and it's all just horny weebs who don't give a shit about good music or even music in general. I really wanted to make a good, active thread about one of my favorite bands. This is a waste of time. Now I'm just sad.

>>36855610

>>36855610
You should come to the Kpop general

>>36855690
I just wanna post and talk about Band-Maid with other people. I don't even listen to Kpop.

>>36855737
Kpop is better than Band Maid

>>36855747
No I don't want generic idols and boy bands and girl groups.

Just forget it. 4chan is a waste of time. It doesn't matter. No one here takes shit seriously.

can you pls post the band maidens naked?

>>36855737
come to kpg and talk about band-maid with us there, we are very inclusive

gay penis

>>36855527

Stop posting your shitty kpop here

Okay I made a new Band-Maid thread in /mu/ GO CHECK IT OUT AND MAKE IT ACTIVE >>106357535

/mu/ sucks

What is their best album? I will give it a listen tomorrow.

>>36863241
Just listen to any of them except for the first one, that one is kinda weak and soft

kind of want that flappy pigeon zemaitis

>>36807246
>sense
They have a new song coming out called "Sense".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoIrhQX5qbk

My favorite Band Maid song is "Wonderland". I feel that it's underrated and that it deserves more views.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4hxLeHbqZo

>>36787885
>What's the bump limit?
Once a thread reaches a certain number of posts, it can no longer be bumped to the first page and goes on auto-sage mode which will lead it to eventually go to the last page and get archived. Bump limits are different for every board on 4chan. You can find the bump limits for each board by querying the 4chan API.

https://a.4cdn.org/boards.json

It'll be more readable if you have a JSON plugin for your browser. I recommend JSON Lite.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/json-lite/acacmjcicejlmjcheoklfdchempahoag

>>36868688
4chan API
https://github.com/4chan/4chan-API
> Documentation for the 4chan API

4chan X
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
> This will make your 4chan browsing experience far more comfy.

>>36868355
Sense
October 26, 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWN6iOFjm9U

I'm gonna poop my balls

Misa turns 28 on October 15th. Remember to wish her a happy birthday!

>>36879253
Hello Massa, you are old. You shoud get married before you can't have baby anymore

>>36862649
4chan just sucks in general

>>36879682
all the more reason not to turn B-M into a shitty meme

>>36879268
Unironically true. Girls need to be show this graph when they're still young. Women are over the hill at a much younger age than men.

>>36855610
>I'm doing everything I can to make this a good, on-topic, active thread. Why isn't this working?
>>36882600
They can be the most talented girls in the world, but you can't make them younger.

>>36882619
Their age is totally irrelevant

Do you think the members of Band-Maid ever explore each other's bodies sexually?

Make your own caption

Nothing to say, just some pics to post

>>36884858

>>36884874

>>36884887
All these all from the same show?

ALT-IDOL
>>36886435

BORING THREAD I WILL NOT POST HERE
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS
I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY

new band maid mv is on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWN6iOFjm9U

>>36885039
No. First one was in LA in 2019, second and third in Paris in 2017.

Found Band-Maid after going down the BabyMetal rabbit hole and came across other artists. I like them and I got this girl that I used to talk to hooked to them.

up

>>36884265
>Their age is totally irrelevant
I feel bad for writing what I did, because I do like Band Maid, but I care about their happiness too. And they're not getting any younger. Luckily, there are many men who do love them anyway. Their great talent can overcome a lot.

>>36884858
>>36884874
>>36884887
Are these from a recent show?

Pity bump

>>36899822
See
>>36888610

>>36889236
>other artists
Which ones

>>36855610
I wonder if their mankos have mucus

>>36790762
Nope, they need a more consistent melody to their songs and singing that goes better with the guitars. It's all just meandering back forth type of boring music with a couple good guitar parts here and there. Meanwhile, Babymetal is actually has singing that goes with the music and is much more intense and interesting in their overall sound.

>>36912481
They are neomankos

>>36913399
Babymetal is indeed really good

>>36909072
Lady Baby, Yousei Teikoku, and Band-Maid

>>36916534
Whats neomanko mean?
Is this a maid band or a trans band?
Anyway they seem okay
https://youtu.be/RvVeaz1lY_g

>>36922357
Maids

I want misa to be my kanojo so bad bros

12

>>36927438
What do you like most about Misa?