/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36720617
Never trust the blue ones.

You cannot defeat an oneesan in CQC

>>36720633
Shortstacks are for womb bloating, impregnation sex.

>>36720617
Devil is the better blueberry

>>36720629
I fully trust the purple ones.

>>36720617
Perfect for facesitting.

I feel bad about the anon who posted a minute before the last thread died

She only asked for a small bite.

>>36720655
The purple ones are pretty nice.

>>36720617
>>36720629
>>36720655
I trust all colors other that pale pink

>>36720663
Why's that?

>>36720570
Don't leave us in the dark anon which one is it

>>36720617
I wish to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

>>36720683
>not the green ones

>>36720691
I don't know, anon, posting just seconds before the thread expires is mostly a guarantee no one will see it answer though >>36720696 did so in this case

>>36720696
An Angel on the brink between her original pure self and a Dark corruption, only able to hang on because of my fetishes for purity, corruption, and purification - which of course, as a Dark Angel, she has to be able to satisfy. So, she lives as an Angel most of the time, but too much arousal or too many lewd thoughts can cause her to start to "fall again". When she blushes, her cheeks turn blue.

>>36720722
read my post again

>>36720735
>not EXCLUSIVELY the green ones

>>36720743
I do like my greens like every man but I need variety

>>36720629
why? my demon and danuki friends just gave me a loan to help me out in these hard times, only had to sign some papers due to some tax thing. I'm really grateful for them.

>>36720629
My demon sugarmama told me to not trust you

>>36720780
Anon, no...

>>36720722
>no battle hardened orc who dresses up for you
>ywn worship her abs and then ruin them with children
it hurts

>>36720780
Anon, yes...

>rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero

I would prefer unfamiliar monsters to keep their mucus membranes to themselves in public, thank you

>>36720931
But that's a good way for them to get to know you better.

>>36720629
2 late

>>36720617
Impregnate sea succs.

>>36720931
>not wanting to molested and raped in the train and go to work smelling like you're fresh off a reverse gangbang and looking like you did

>>36720931
i still find myself unready for the absolute powermove of a raiju sitting across from you on a subway staring you in the eyes while she openly fingers herself

>>36721118
I'll just look right at her and say "Good skill at schlinkin off"

>>36721118
I'd probably be fine unless she was a JC.

>>36721105
But I'll drown!

>>36721152
she was

>>36721118
I would lose at getting molested by a dark mage

>>36721174
Well, at least she's not also bouncing on a dildo, right? Right?

>>36721184
oh no she leaves those at home

>>36721158
She can help with that.

dont trust dark mages

>>36720931
How am I supposed to keep my monster owner happy and not stressed as her emotional support human then?

>>36721204
would you describe her as unfamiliar?

>>36721208
I just woke up with a collar around my neck yesterday. All I know she is my owner and my name is Anon

>>36721193
I can't swim either!

>>36721192
That's good, at least. I mean, I'd probably watch her the whole time on the subway, but it'd take a little more than a JC Raiju rubbing and fingering her tight, pubescent pussy to get to me.

>>36720931
you know what they say, friends are monsters who just haven't molested you yet

>>36721203
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.

If you are so worried about being molested on the train, go onto the men only cars

>>36721288
they would like that

>>36721203
Why not? I like petite girls. A Dark Mage wouldn't be able to ara ara me anyways.

>>36720629
instructions unclear, dick stuck in dragon

>>36721203
why?

Which species habitat subway trains?

>>36721368
rats, slimes, devilbugs, hellhounds, Rajiuus, mindflayers, and the occasional roaming shog

>>36720629
How could you not trust this?

Oink

>>36721391
sometimes a sandworm gets lost in the tunnels and they have to stop the trains while they get her out

>>36721228
A little more than a cute little slut, rubbing her thirsty hole until her seat is soaked with her lust, staring at me the whole time...
Not a lot more, just a little.

>>36721391
that raiju is wearing a trenchcoat. probably some manticores lurking about too

I blame you fucks after last thread
>had a weird dream I was married to an elf
>all elves were at least a head taller than me
>wife would corner me home asking about how I could do something so dangerous like going out alone
>I tell her I’m an adult and it was a safe place
>she gives me a look like pic related
>strips me down, starts giving me a nursing handjob. I come straight away
>”An adult doesn’t come that fast” she says.
>keeps handjobbing me. I can’t stop sucking her tits. Something something an adult can control himself, an adult is responsible, an adult knows his limits. I cum again
>she says she will not stop. It’s clearly I need to be punished now and this is but a fraction of what could have happened if I was caught by some dangerous monster girl like an Yeti or Ocelomeh
>eventually she gives me vaginal, I cum from insertion. She starts patting my head as if this won her the argument. “See, honey? This for your own good. Stop endangering yourself”.

What do you think Druella's doing right now?

>>36721445
Your dad

>>36721288
>go to the car with like 2 passengers at most
I’m 200% positive some desperate monster girl would “accidentally” invade the car. And unlike the normal cars you can’t hope for the protection of some white knight simps like Jinkos there.

>>36721428
>that one vampire who lives in one of the train cars

>>36721288
>go to car at the back of the train
>wait why is everything purple?
>door won't open
>car detaches from train
>entire car was a shoggoth

>>36721492
mimics'll do that too

>>36721492
>>36721508
thats why you cast dispel illusion before entering any space

>>36721443
amazing dream, I wish I had it

I hope you make the right choice.
https://strawpoll.com/g6aa6pf52

>>36721541
Shog, but Automaton and Devil are better maids.

>>36721531
Keep thinking about something in bed, it should guide your dreams towards it. I guess the harder part is remembering it, most times I do have vague memories like being electrocuted or something. My brother sleeptalks a lot about any new game or anime he watched during the day, though he has zero memories of it. You likely have had your share of dreams about monster girls but don’t remember them

>>36721541
I would chose a jabbermaid but I would do with a shog

>>36721531
>>36721565
This. I usually fall asleep thinking about monster girls, and what I can remember of my dreams tends to involve them in some way.

>>36721565
>>36721570
i rarely dream and every more seldomly remember it but that's still a great way to go to sleep.

>>36721541
>more votes for shog
fucking despicable, you people did NOT make the right choice

>>36721616
Kiki cannot compete with the shog

>>36721616
Shogs are for the lazy.
You posted this on 4chan.
This outcome should be expected.

Whaddya mean, Anon? Mayo carrots are the best!

>>36721616
Perfectly obedient mechanical hypersubmissive maid > playfully submissive temptress devil maid > eldritch maid/home that uplifts one beyond humanity > tsundere fluff maid

mindflayer maid is the way to go

>>36721647
she's absolutely right

a holst maid is the best maid

>>36721312
Beware of being seduced by a small Dark Mage then.

>>36721689
Why should I beware of that? I'd be completely down for that.

>>36721561

>>36721616
all I'm saying is you never see shogs freaking out about their masters looking up kiki services

What do you mean by "Uglieness can't save you from rape"? it's obvious that monster girls will never even touch a trash like m...

Squish

Eldrich monsters are scary

>>36721759
lolis are scarier

>>36721719

>>36721699
I didn't ask you to wear that. Please put your normal clothes back on.

>>36721759
They seem harmless enough to me.

>>36721806

>>36721759
I want a shoggoth that want to try to act all cute and shit but doesn't fully understand what humans find cute.

A vampire is offering for you to become her servant, what do you do?

>>36721911
ask if there will be internet

>>36721911
It's nice seeing a vampire with a rose instead of glass of "wine".

Finally caught the Cheshire bandit that has been harassing me on my quest to liberate a village from orcs, now she says she wants to tag along and make sure no other bandits harass me. Funnily enough she wasn't trying to nick my gold when I caught her, just some candy I had in my pack. How much trouble could she really be?

>>36721911
I'm not a very good servant.

>>36720832
>>36720883
it's ok anons, they are good friends! we are legally married now because the doc I signed before "didn't go through" or something and I'll have to live with them but it's fine... my apartment is smaller than theirs anyway.

>>36721967
I hope you like kittens.

Milk magic is best magic

>>36721911
I'd rather serve a Wight.

>>36722053
it's a great faction

>>36721911
i hope she likes damphirs

>>36722053
more like cheese magic
get it because she's a hag?

>>36722072
how much cunny do you get a day?

>>36722031
You're married and you didn't even get to see her in a wedding dress? Making every mistake you can, anon

>>36722053
Egg magic best magic

>>36722083
it's just for the tax breaks, anon! it's not a reeeal marriage, though we might have to fake a ceremony but it's fine, just business!

>>36722081
0 obviously

>>36722102
you can't induce egglaying in all monsters, you can induce lactation in all monsters

>>36722041
I guess so kittens are cute, by the way are humans and cheshires biologically compatable? She says don't worry about it, with a very strange grin when I asked her. They didn't teach me this stuff at the church, just that a knight in the service of the lord need not worry about such matters.

>>36722102

>>36722117
let's not be hasty

Behold the mighty jabberwock in her natural habitat. How scary she is, her dangerous claws and formidable power!

>>36722152
>her natural habitat
a buffet that hasn't kicked her out yet

>>36722106
>anon agrees to marry demon strictly for financial reasons
>demon says it would be best to have a ceremony just to be able to say they did if anyone asks
>anon shows up to the church in jeans and a t-shirt since, you know, who cares it's fake
>demon enters and walks down the aisle looking like >>36722083
>anon's confused as to why she would dress up for a fake wedding but decides to shrug it off
>dark priest eventually gets to the "you may now kiss the bride"
>anon laughs it off as a joke
>the demon isn't laughing

>>36722152
Dragons are equal parts majestic and terrifying.

>>36721541
When did strawpoll change to the boring plain white look?

>>36722187
Yeah, pretty generic now. Gonna hack their website with my shogvirus to revert back to the old design

Shortstack harems are for adventures with.

All I want to do when I get isekai'd to MGE is to wander alone and draw the crazy shit I see

>>36722176
>Tanuki childhood friend and I are running business together
>Taxes are fucking us harder than a welshman fucks a weresheep
>She finds out there’s major tax breaks for married couples
>We just get the marriage forums and sign them never bothering with an expensive wedding
>Much better now that our business can finally grow
>But she tells me we can get even more tax breaks if we have kids
>That’s all I had to hear
>Many little tanukis later and were practically paying nothing in taxes
>People always call us a cute couple but we always tell them it’s just business
>The way I take her out on romantic dinners? Just a way to celebrate our partnership
>The way I take the kids out to amusement parks? Another simple celebration for the girls doing good in school
>Birthday parties? Always gotta celebrate those milestones
Honestly this was the best business decision of our lives

>>36720683
I only trust the pink ones

>>36722299
Go bro it up with the wandering scholar

>>36722319
>>36722176
funny thing, that anon >>36722106 >>36722031
is marrying both a danuki and a demon apparently >>36720780 I wish him the best of luck

>>36722183
So fearsome, you must always be careful and treat them with respect and reverence

cow pillow

>>36722378
nah, gonna milk her and make her mooinstead

How do I show those smug cowazons that males are for more than just milking their breasts?

>>36722388
show them the wonders of electricity

>>36722378
>>36722183
>>36722152
BIG, SQUISHY, FAT, TRIPLE VORE MONSTER!!

http://poal.me/gv7po5
Got a favor to ask of this thread. Vote on what you'd like your sister to be if you were adopted.
Strictly just to see what's popular for something I want to make.

>>36722388
Get to cooking. Make a homecooked meal. Show off your househusband skills.

>>36721443
Haha imagine this with a Shog wife wouldn't it be funny haha

>>36722319
Is it possible to go your whole life without realizing you're actually married?

>>36722411
No thanks. I have a sister, and even though this is an adoption scenario, it's still too weird

>>36722388
show them math

>>36722388
That's an elf

>>36722411
I find believable the more noble altruistic vampires could try adopting humans to raise with their children for coexistence like teaching the vampire offspring humans aren't food and for the adopted human vampires aren't monsters.

>>36722453
elfs can get that buff? I thought they were sticks

>>36722453
The only good elves look like this.

>>36722465
Elves can be found in any biome and can adapt to them easily. You won't be able to think of a place without elves besides your bed.

>>36722319
>Tanuki not knowing that you can call a dinner a business expense if you discuss business during said dinner
Got to keep those expenses high for deductions anon.

>>36722465
Elves are renowned for their adaptability.

>>36720617

>>36722555
I want to nibble on elf ears

Would a demon girl be disappointed by my bad handwriting/signature? Should I practice?

>>36722555
Pretty sure this one has a cock

>>36722579
Please, nowadays most demons can barely write, themselves. Back in my day the demons would write miles-long contracts in flowing calligraphy and royal ink worth more than the GDP of a small country. These youngins have no work ethic. Shame.

>>36722579
I think poor handwriting gets them more excited since it makes you look less educated and thus easier to trick in the contract.

>>36722602
>demon milf who can't understand those new fangled computars

>>36720617
Is this the game where I got my face sat on in the first sex scene?

>>36722602
I'd work a demon's ethic, am I right, bros?

>>36722585
I don't see a bulge. I know it's Warcraft, but please stop trashing your brain with futa shit.

>>36722602
>Contract
>pls fug.
>sign here -->

i wish more art existed of strained bra straps snapping under pressure from monster mammaries

>>36722613
Blockchain contracts just aren't the same. I mean where's the romance?

>>36722637
it's when you call them to come over to sign the paper version because you need a physical backup with their handmade signature on it.

>>36722585
There's no futa tag

>>36722637
>She says this as she still is single and no name on her contract

>>36722676
S-she's just waiting for the right man, anon!

>>36722785
excuses, excuses are all I hear. No wonder this demon is so old and still single. You know what, I am going to write my name on her contract ironically

>>36722835
Don't do that, these hags shouldn't be entertained, nor their delusions or weird fantasies. Just avoid hags!

>>36722848
I said ironically, with a pseudo name of mine. Just so I can make fun of her and fuck her until her hips give out

>>36722866
>write pseudo name on contract for shits and giggles
>wake up next day to find your ID now has your pseudo name
>check your other documents, all pseudo name
>call your parents, they answer with "ah, pseudo-anon, how's it going?"
hope it is a nice name at least, for me it'd be Ishmael or Faust

Whats the best mamono setting/universe to get isekai'd?
Or the one you like the most

>>36722913
In my opinion, gensokyo

>>36722913
standard mge world I think, seems comfy
having them open the portals and come here would be nice too (had it happened 100 years ago or before I was born...)

>>36722913
onitengu, granblue and this guy for shortstacks
reguraville

>>36722913
So long as you are really careful not to get with a monster that will eat you. Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

>>36722967
>reguraville
fuck I want to go there. that sounds like paradise on earth for men like me who like their women like predators that lure their prey

>>36722913
MGE easily, with >>36722926 a second. MGE's world is literally however you idealize it, and same with Gensokyo, so either one you can't go wrong with.

>>36722913
Normal MGE definitely. Having the portals open to our world would be nice but I think I'd rather go into theirs.
Monsters + (more or less) current world is a bit dull and kinda defeats the point. Besides, I am kinda becoming increasingly dissatified with modernity.

>>36722926
>>36723012
>gensokyo

>>36723031
Your edgy Gensokyo is dumb. This Gensokyo is better.

>>36722913
I'd say modern day MGE.
I just like the MGE setting but I also like having a fridge and toilet.

>>36722913
That depends on what happens once I get to a setting. Do I get to choose everything or is just random.

>>36723063
>gacha
gross, spoiler that shit

>>36723095
what do you mean?

>>36722913
Probably MGE
Lots of waifus and comfy adventuring to be had there.

>>36723105
he probably means if big booba goddess gives him some quirks and place where to start or she just kicks his ass to a random place

>>36722926
Hear, hear!

>>36723132
ah, I'd prefer the latter myself

>>36723012
>and same with Gensokyo
secondary

>>36723146
Looks like you need to be reminded once again

>>36722926
The Gensokyo with extremely non-canon bodies and massive, and I do mean massive tiddies

>>36723193
hagsokyo

>>36723177
dios mio... the headcanon cope...

>>36723209
Filled with the ripest of hags.

I almost never hear talk about devils, i think their neat.

>>36723220
devils are nice, I just prefer demons

>>36723209
Some good taste.

>>36723193
there are some tohous i just dont like big tits on

>>36723105
>Appear next to some monsters you don't like
>Get raped and husbando'd
>Bad ending
>Appear within order territory
>Get executed

>>36723220
Devils are just perma-loli demons. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

>>36723239
But Eiki, Yachie, and of course Sakuya aren't those girls right? You would imagine them with very large and natural breasts right?

>>36723243
I like all monsters, in case you don't get what you want just become a haremfag. And why would the order kill you?

I want to sneak up onto a fat assed monster and jump headfirst into it.

>>36723251
youmu with big tits just feels weird and wrong to me.

>>36723251
>sakuya
>Eiki
>big tits
irrational

>>36723251
>Yachie
Interesting choice, Anon.

How do I tell a chunni kunoichi from an actual battle scarred kunoichi

>>36723276
ask to see her secret technique or pretend to kiss her but then take her "cursed eye seal" off

>>36723075
Anon, gremlins already fixed your problems.

>>36723243
Monster Girls have an innate sense for husbands they would be a good fit for. If you got raped by a slug girl, it's because subconsciously you really liked slugs even if you're too scared to admit so, and you'd be very happy with her. And if not, the slug would probably help you out because monster girls tend to be naturally friendly. And why would Order territory execute you for being a normal human? Unless you were doing something monumentally stupid like spouting pro-monster stuff in the middle of the town square of the most Order extremist city in the world, you would be fine for the most part, especially if you were just passing through. And even then if you did get jailed for doing something stupid like that, a Monster Girl spy could break you out.

It would be monumentally hard to fail in the MGE world.

>>36720617

>>36721814
what happens if i poke a shog in the yellow orb?

>>36723287
slugs are underrated, specially sea slugs

>>36723209
amazing taste, I would drink from youkai tits everyday

>>36723276
The chuuni shouts her secret techniques, the veteran doesn't even name them. Depending on how much realism combat has by them having scars on their torso and limbs, because those are survivable, instead of on the face, because in a fight those are often lethal.

>>36723298
I dunno, sea slugs seem liked more than land slugs.

>>36723267

>>36723273
>>36723275
These girls are very self-concious about their breast size, especially in comparison to their peers. Please give them respectable ones when you go to your Gensokyo, don't leave them flat.

>>36722898
For me it would be Mike Rotch.

>>36723227
>Demons have sexier color scheme and fashion sense
>prettier and more elegant monster parts including horns
>makes for top tier lolis anyway
>look and behave more sinister while still being romantics and one of the best girls in the encyclopedia for fulfilling the "evil girl tamed into a perfect wife" or "lewd brat gf" fetishes
Devil simply can't compete

>>36723322
I love all slugs equally! I'm a slut for slugs!

>>36723322
nudibranch got that style

>>36723328
Nah, breasts are best enjoyed with side of envy

>>36722898
For me, Ignacio Monterra

>>36723328
I see.

>>36723220
i don't have a good niche for them that isn't better filled by imp or demon

How do I defeat bitchy anubis majordomos?

Oh my god, I was wrong
It was earth, all along

>>36723405
make fun of her tail

>>36723413
or the lack thereof

>>36723247
thought they had a wholly different mentality, more malicious.

>>36720617

>>36723418
more mischievious perhaps but personality has a lot of wiggle room.

>>36723287
i would count forcing me to accept a subconscious desire as a bad end, the conscious minds wants should always take precedent over the subconscious.

>>36723357
You have one chance, just one, to make Gensokyo a better place with your arrival and spark joy in the lives of so many girls. Denying that is inhuman! Please!

I couldn't afford to hire two maids, so I got the next best thing.

>>36723328
youmus appeal is her cute petite figure

>>36723434
you aren't meant to be happy and that's ok

>>36723411
She looks big.

>>36723444
every hill needs a valley and breast envy makes my dick hard.Also, no one said anything about them staying that way after I arrive

>>36723451
>>36723434
Fall into despair or somethin

>Play MGE Gacha
>Try to roll for 6 star Lilim
>Keep getting the same 3 star Ushi Oni
>100 duplicates and no pity banner
Either this is a sign or my luck is shit.

Why are rabbits so scary?

>>36723497
Because they have a desperate need to breed.

>>36722926
it could stand to use a tad more monstrosity

>>36723497
you can calm them by giving them kids
just look at this one! relaxed

>>36723420

>>36723523
i like the spooky vibe this gives

>tfw no wight

>>36723540
for a moment i thought you posted something uncouth. my mistake

>tfw ywn be the pet of a noble undead and get shown off to her single friends at a Ball

>>36723411
YOU FINALLY MADE A MONKEY OUT OF... MEEEEEEE

>>36723445
oh no, this awful... I wouldn't know who to kiss first!

>>36720617

>>36723576
that poor horse

>>36723559
>ywn get joint purchased from a slave market by a ghoul sorority

>>36723576
>>36723580
Proper monster knights ride their husbands.

>>36723604
>MY BACK
>I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS NO MORE

>>36723604
having her on my shoulders would be killer on my neck i feel.

>>36723508
there is enough of that else where

>monster girl probably a century old or more can fit in my lap with space to spare
that sounds wrong

What's the best hold I can put a jinko in that'll make her feel like a little kot?

Be afraid!

>>36723624
in the mirror?
captcha: WHYHA

Around chuuni echidnas,never relax

>>36720780
>due to some tax thing
every time I hear someone type this as a jest I am reminded about all the times I actually had to say it unironically in irl and it both cracks me up and makes me kind of sad at the same time

>>36723629
sounds great to me

>>36723614
cute

>>36723641
>unemployed
>439
does she still lives with her parents too? kek

>>36723629
it gets me with the fairies. do you get her an extra tiny wedding ring or does she wear it around her hip?

>>36723630
Chokehold

>>36723662
more of a "clank" i'd think, not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>36723633

>>36723633
>monster expects to be feared by people
>anon just tries to awkwardly flirt with her instead
scary monster not so scary when being hit on

what kind of names would mg inns/taverns have?

>>36723658
the second sounds cute not gonna lie

>>36723654
of course. for every ancient evil you find sealed or in tombs, you'll find more just being neets

>>36723683
Cunny of the Goose

What monster does the best pole dance? And lap dance?

>>36722319
TAXJOB TAXJOB! CHOO CHOO

>>36723704
Nereid.

>>36723704

>>36723704
(you)

>>36723497
Because they’ll literally die if you don’t fuck them enough.

>>36723759
>t. rabbit

>>36723728
I'm not a monster.

>>36723764
It’s your civic duty to keep them healthy, now get those pants off.

>>36723772
yet

>>36723774
I don't follow rules, those are for suckers

>>36723774
sounds like a selfish species
imagine all those worried anons breeding their bunnies because they think they'll drop dead if the stop, for shame

This is my best roll so far.

>>36723799
just rolled and got what I call the D squad
Dark angel
Devilbug
Dark mage

>>36723696
>be dungeon delving for loot
>pretty standard dungeon but bigger, a bit less traps, kind of... cleaner(?) and no monsters whatsoever
>arrive in what seems to be a resting chamber, a large coffin laying in its center, locked with chains, the whole room seemingly beckoning over it
>your torch goes out as an impossible chilly wind passes through you
>the coffin starts shaking violently and slowly floats upwards
>a hand bursts through its seal
>"WHAT FOOL MORTALS DARES TO D-"
>*click*
>all the candles surrounding you and the chandelier over the ceiling lighten up as a man with a tray of sandwiches walks in
>"hey sweetie, I brought a little snack for you"
>he looks at you
>"and your friend! didn't know you were having someone over! hi, I'm her father, you can call me Tom"
>the cofin falls to the ground and lurches towards a corridor
>"GODDAMNIT DAD STOP RUINING MY MOMENT, IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHA..."
I put way too much effort on this, sorry

>>36723788
I’m calling the special rabbit swat squad on your ass.
>>36723798
Twice daily is the recomended minimum amount, though anons are encouraged to do it as many times as possible.

>>36723828
And? by the time they arrive all they will find is an empty room

i call this the "T" pose

>>36723857
I call the sleep pose, cause I've seen it one too many times

>>36723848
You can’t run forever boy, you will fuck the rabbit.

>>36723876
nah, I'll just avoid them like how I don't pay taxes as well

>>36723878
what does orc milk taste like

>>36723895
like pure waagh energy, you'll be able to wrestle the biggest monster into a mating press with ease

How do I know when a wendigo is hunting me?

>>36723913
listen for the awawawa

>>36723907
even orcs? feels somewhat intentional...

>>36723923
>>36723923
the side effect is that you become dumber

>>36723884
Now you’re attracting the attention of the tanuki tax collectors too, that’s not a good place to be anon.

>>36723931
>dumber

>>36723931
thats ok, you and your orc wife have enough brains for both of you

>>36723931
Well I'm already a complete fucking idiot I can't see how that hurts me.

>>36723951
And? I just use false names and constantly move. They'll never catch me

>>36723688
>fairy hula hooping her wedding ring in front of other faeries to assert dominance
i'm into it

>>36723895
The best way to know is to ask an orc directly

>>36723913
You'll see her fur coat peeking behind a tree, Wendigos think they're stealthy hunters but most people just play along

>>36723962
False names don’t do much good in a world of mana markers.

>>36723971
>CoC2
Begone, faggot.

>>36723975
I'll just live in the wild

>>36723992
>I'll just live in the place there are a ton of monsters capable of sniffing the smell of a dick from a mile

>>36724000
its sure as hell a lot better than paying taxes

>>36723992
>>36724005
But anon, that’s where the wild hares live and they’re much stronger and faster than their domestic city cousins, so now you’re just back to square one.

>>36724005
>t. man about to be raped by a fox

>>36724000
Just make them hate you or learn how to fight.

>>36724005
It doesn't make a difference

>>36724009
fuck the city

>>36723972
So when should I break it to her she isn't that sneaky?

>>36724012
anything is better than taxes

>>36723971
I doubt they'd recall the time their mothers' breastfed them, anon.

>>36724024
Never! You wouldn't want to see her cry, would you?

>>36722411
Thanks voters

>>36724049
>salamanders
HELL YEA LIZARD BROS

>>36724024
Don't listen to >>36724045 It's best to tell them right away but in a gentle manner, they need to learn so they can improve their tracking/hunting skills.

>>36723988
hello newfriend

>>36724067
>cuckposter calling anyone a newfaggot.

>>36724067
>everyone that criticizes me is a newfag
I hate reruns

Need snek

>>36724075
>>36724086
If you weren't newfags you would know people post stuff from shit sources/artists all the time, as long as there's no bad content, as we do with asanagi, for example.

How do we explain those century old monsters they can't use their standards of adulthood with human men?

>>36724098
The only people who used this excuse were /tg/ shitposters trying to defend themselves posting absolute garbage. It's garbage western art so your point still sucks and you need to get >>>/out/

>>36724106
Just remind them that humans mature faster than them

>>36724106
whisper that into their ears when they are sleeping unless you want to get a corrective rape

>>36724106
you can't negotiate with the elderly.

>>36724106
in bed

>>>36724113
>dresses like a slut, acts like a kid, barely knows any magic
>>>matures faster

>>36724175
>>dresses like a slut
am I supposed to cover my entire body or something?

>>36724181
it's hard to take a human's opinion seriously while you can see the shape of their ankles, anon.

>>36724181
wear earmuffs

I want to spill my genetic material in a fox and upgrade my bloodline with mofu traits

>>36724190
monsters get off to that?

>>36724181
You could likely wear a hazmat suit and monster girls would still argue you were begging to be raped because this is like ''seductively playing hard to get''
>>36724206
It's easier to find something that monsters do NOT get off by

>>36724214
so wear rig armor around monsters is what I am getting

>>36724181
you embrace it by walking around naked

>>36724201
i will condemn my progeny to the tyranny of foxes

>>36724231
Being nude is too boring, I'd rather wear the skimpest clothes that just hint whats under

Wanted to get this out a bit earlier, but now is as good a time as any. Choerteris's alternate ending is finally done.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34114060

Probably going back to the request list after this one, still have a lot to do. More alternate endings are coming, planning a follow up for the jinko story too. Might add some lewd stuff for Choerteris later.

>>36724252
It's quite simply just a straight upgrade, your family becomes something far stronger

>>36724261
>speedo that has "slut for ___" written on it
skimpy enough?

>>36724231
>>36724261
It's as if you people want to be reeducated by your Shog wives. Being naked inside home is basically marrying your maid by the way

>>36724270
Been waiting for this, thanks magoose

>>36724229
a bit too kinky, don't you think?

>>36723508
yeah i like when monster girls actually look scary, scary but sexy is hotter than cosplay lady.

>>36724272
it's important to me that the foxes feel villainous about it while they do it

>>36724287
>rig armor
>kinky
how?

>>36724275
>walk around house naked cause I can
>kiki maid is always so clumsy like dropping things or tripping over herself when I'm around
>poor thing sometimes faints when I help her up
>what a silly maid

>>36723547
imagine vibing with your zombie wife, she wights just about when her long lost wight relatives find her.

>>36724272
what's that hand gesture called? i see it a lot in fox pics

Imagine men who were captured by monsters pre monstergirlization(be it for slavery or future food) just as they become what they are today, imagine the confusion. as the scary beasts become cute.

>>36724309
iirc silent fox or something like that.

>>36724314
>legitimately torturous dark elf to loving dom dark elf
Yeah that sure won't cause any mental problems

>>36724309
It's the hand sign for foxes, usually accompanied by 'kon kon'

>>36724309
Schweigefuchs means silent fox in german, like the other anon said.

>>36724309
gangster signs

>>36724231
>>36724261
>>36724274
Haha imagine if your wife forced you to wear her panties for that. As punishment ahahaha

>>36724293
I would swell with boundless pride if my daughters turned into schemers and villains as the fox gene kicks in

>>36724309
A sign of impending rape.

>>36724368
>family album is full of daughter's first evil deeds and schemes
>on the fridge is their first evil plans
>videos of their first hohohoho
I thought evil wives were great, but evil daughters are good too

>>36724361
we throwing up gang signs

>>36724386
It's not evil, foxes simply have a right to whatever they wish to possess

>>36724270
Based magus

>hurr durr foxes so evil
>hurr foxes so powerful
They're so old they throw their back out just getting up the stairs but OOOHHH NOOO THEY'RE GONNA CORRUPT MY BLOODLINE
damn hags couldnt corrupt a chicken sandwich

>>36724437
You take that back.

>>36724442
Or what, a fox is gonna make grandma noises at me?

>>36724437
time to defeat a fox by fucking so hard, her back gives