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Hello is this the resident cum dumpster thread?

>>36708659
No this is the Scarlet Devil's thread, do not call milady such uncouth things - she has yet to even find a suitor!

Remimi is the cutest in all of Gensokyo!
This is not an opinion, it's a fact.

>>36708623
such a wonderful mini bat

Anyone else glad that Remilia is a cool vampire, and not a dork?

>>36708623
Remilia is over 500(!) years old and still acts like a small child. It's really pathetic and annoying when she throws one of her tantrums, which she does any time she doesn't get her way. Little Flandre is an angel in comparison.

I love my wife Remilia!

aah I want to feed the Mistress my filthy, smelly NEET semen!
Directly down her throat!

>>36711101
you will hang, pedophile

>>36711950
Remilia is like 600

>>36711962
you're still attracted to her kid-like appearance

>>36711971
Not that guy, but I too am attracted to Remimi's kid-like appearance and I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

>>36712031

>>36708623
>and YOU'RE going to help her
How silly, getting jpsies to help with an incident.

>>36714851
Letting /jp/sies walk around Gensokyo without supervision is a serious incident. Who knows what messed up things they'll try to do to the natives.

Weaker then Suika, slower then Aya. Her own little Sister is most likely stronger then her. Pathetic

>>36715623
you're going to take the opinion of two backwater humans as fact?

>>36715623
The peasants are gossiping again.

>>36716079
Two backwater humans who have fought and beaten everyone in Gensokyo, including Miss wannabe Dracula herself. I'll take their opinion over that of Remilia any day of the week.

>>36717070
Why would you take the word of two violent teens who assault everyone they see over the word of an elegant, cultured and charismatic noble?

>>36717070
victories earnt through being the main characters don't count as real victories, besides you don't have to know much to shoot laser balls good

esposa

>>36715623
die evil dumbfuck

>>36717234
Because they fought everybody in Gensokyo and thus thier opinion hold more weight then somebody who bearly leaves her house.
>>36717291
And yet she still lost at "shoot laser balls good", truly an embarrassment to all Vampires.

>>36717883
>her mansion
>her estate with servants.

I heard Flan is a better lay than Remi.

A total D grade touhou. The worst kind actually. Complete disasters are more interesting then just a plain bad touhou.

>>36711971
yes, and?

12 hours without a wash! (She took a shower :) )

>>36720661
you need to die.

Wanted to finally get to the EOSD remi fight this week, but got called in for extra days of work.

>>36708623
>No armpit mikos

>>36722777
O-ojou-sama's bare armpit...

>>36722894
She so damn cute, holy shit.

>>36722763
>finally get to the EOSD remi fight this week
Wait, you mean just reaching Remilia? Not 1cc or beating her, but just getting to her?

Milady attempts a "challenge" the young people like, but she doesn't quite get it - do your best ojou-sama!

>>36708698
Based

>>36723071
How would the ojousama react when I flash her my little wiener?

>>36723024
Trying to do one cc.

>>36722522
Why did you screenshot a pasta?

>>36723665
it shows how fucked in the head remifags are

>>36723268
How would you react if the ojousama flashed her little wiener?

>>36723665
Please don't give the retard attention.

>>36723697
>footfag calling me retard

>>36723697
Okiedokie

>>36723697
burn to death

>>36723695
It would make my little weiner a small-medium weiner

>>36723710
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS VIDEO

>>36723958
That's the screen you get if you beat eratohoTW

>>36723071
Flan being more developed than her sister is my favorite 2hu meme.

>>36725734
Flan-chan is ignorant to her sister's plight

>>36725734
remiboob bigger though

I want to give the Scarlet Devil a headpat.

>>36711971
So is Remilia just supposed to be unloved forever because she's short and flat, despite the fact she's got the mind of an (albeit immature) adult? What fucking insane logic.

>>36723215
>Based
Leave

>>36727069
I want to give the Scarlet Devil a footrub.

I want to assault a sleeping ozeu-sama...

>>36736768
She seems awake, but don't let that stop you.

Ahh~ Remilia Ojou-sama's small flat chest, erotic...

fuck remilia. post only high quality pics of armpit miko.

>>36748266
>fuck remilia
i try

Remi-sama is the cutest when she is crying!

>>36755110
Ahh, she's crying, she's crying..! Ojou-sama is such a helpless little lady..!

>>36755606
Hags are the evilest creatures on earth.

>>36755887
Don't call Sakuya-san a hag

>>36755110
>>36755887
How can we cheer the sad Remi up?

>>36756529
I'm glad you asked, I have just the thing.
I can't decide which Remi is the cutest.

>>36756555
Yeah that should do the trick. Happy Remi’s pretty nice too but sad is cute in its own right.

>>36756555
I wish that was my blood.

>>36755110
The Mistress... is being degraded!

I love our cute little devil.

elegant and cute MONSTER

>>36755887
Would you pity attend her party to make her feel better?

>>36771133
I would! And it wouldn’t be out of pity either!

>>36771133
I would.
I'd also give her lots of affection and make her the happiest girl in Gensokyo!

>>36771133

A party with just me and remi? But I'm just a human, I'll need a way to get an unrealistic amount of power first.

>>36761518
The Remimi's tummy!
I want to rape her navel with my tongue!!! ToT!!!

>>36774907
Belittling yourself won't make Remi happy.
She wants to spend time with people, to be pampered and spoiled, to talk to others. She doesn't want to spend her days in solitude because some nimrod thinks he's not good enough for her, and refuses to spend time with her.

>>36777081
We can get along socially, this i can do, i am not belittling my self in a social context, however partying hard with a vampire on the other hand is pretty rough. Nightly garden walks and tea would be more preferable for both, over the latter situation, but i wish both options were accessible.

>>36777595
>hard with a vampire on the other hand is pretty rough
You can either stop being a wimp, or she can bite you and turn you into a vampire so you can keep up with her.

>>36778157
Pretty sure vampirism (or rather becoming one from bite of vampire) is not a thing in touhou's setting otherwise there would be more vampire's around.
I mean its common believe that bite would make one vampire too but it could just be ruse and trick for people to think they would gain immortality from it but ultimately they just get sucked dry.

>>36778210
You either become a vampire or get sucked dry by Remi (or almost, since her small loli stomach can't fit all that blood).
In other words, getting bit by her has no downside. It's either win or win.
Accept her fangs in your neck, anon. I know I will.

Is Remi a Ventrue?

>>36778157
living with remi forever

>>36778157
She’s so cute here, the way her eyes look up into yours and those little fangs. I still don’t want to become a vampire though.

>>36778324
you will be infected

>>36778330
Please no Ojou-sama…

>>36778330
God I wish the Mistress would turn me into an immortal vampire so I could eternally nut inside her pristine cunny.

>>36778378
what is the cure

>>36778157
Sorry no, becoming a vampire is not my path to power, I don't want to get rick rolled either. I'm not becoming any type of un dead, so she can say something like "just kidding bro, I'm not going to fight you, but we can keep hanging out."

>>36778157
I would only let my girlfriend bite me and I don't want Remi to be my girlfriend.

>>36778427
>I don't want Remi to be my girlfriend.
This sentence makes absolutely no sense. Did you mistype it?
I suggest you proofread your posts before pressing "Submit".

>>36778157
It's funny, this image is actually pretty wholesome, because it shows off that she can feed without spilling any of the blood.

>>36778549
There's a special place in hell for awful people like you.

>>36778562
What do you mean?
Also that's quite harsh, with that logic we all go to hell just because there is just one person hating us for whatever reason.

>>36778597
He posted a boy cosplaying as Remi.
If that's not enough reason to be sent to hell, I don't know what is.

>>36778606
Maybe Remi was boy all along and thread is just full of random girls cosplaying as him.

She don't, eat so good all the time.

>>36778687
How does she flip her ass and legs like that?

>>36778463
I did proofread my post, that is why it doesn't have any mistakes in it.
Remi is cute but she is not girlfriend material.

>>36778655
Why would you slander Remilia like that? Do you really hate her that much?

>>36778307
She's lasombra

>>36756555

>>36794422
i cant breathe

>>36793964
Why is Remimi putting up with that? Just fire the dumb and creepy maid already.

>>36804890
The maid job title is the only thing protecting Remi from Sakuya-san from going really all out

>>36805118
The weak should fear the strong.

>>36805118
This. If Sakuya wasn't a lolicon she would have exterminated her long time ago.

>>36804493
Thought about getting that figure, but i have this one already.

>>36805608
TOTALLY WORTH, one of the best in my collection!

>>36756658
You and me both

>>36817526
deep breath

It's Halloween soon! Are you going to visit the SDM for candy? Remilia'll be visiting you so make sure you have some for her!

Her favourite flavours are strawberry, cherry and watermelon - no licorice!

>>36821130
Isn't Remi too old for trick or treating? What a huge baby.

>>36821130
Do NOT touch the big hat!

>>36817526
My lungs are ready!

I'm coughing up blood again!

>>36826754
You should probably see Eirin for that.

Feetfags are mentally ill.
armpits is where's is at

Humananatomyfags are mentally ill.
bat wings is where it's at

Physicalfags are mentally ill.
her personality is where it's at

>>36826754
cant breathe

>>36828195
Uuu~

>>36828195
What a geek dumpire.

No remi you can't be the maid, who the hell is going to run the god damn mansion ? FLAN, the NEET librarian? I don't think sakuya want's your job either.

How do I summon remi?

Oh my, is it that time again?

36835839
Fuck off.

>>36835839

Remi needs to cause another incident and bring in more western youkai into Gensokyo.

Remi rides in style.

Came home and see this, wwyd?

>>36842347
Kill it with fire.

>>36839395
I want lovecraftian 2hus.

Mistress will be such a charismatic lady when she grows up

>>36855787
Remi will NEVER grow up! She'll always be a cute and adorable little girl!

>>36855787
She'll always be little Remilia to me I'm afraid.

look at her go!

>>36861829
What a funky!

>>36861829
This gem is completely ruined for me by Twitter users...

>>36867052
That's what you get for not instantly blocking anyone who isn't a Japanese artist.

>>36867157
Sad but,true.

>>36867157
You are right, my bad...

Remi loves her sister and her sister loves her.

Imagine the smell of her unwashed vampire feet mixing with the smell of her fully loaded diaper.

>>36871225
i want you fucking dead

>>36871225
That's suicide, Anon. That would smell even worse than Sakuya's rancid unwashed hairy crotch at the worst time of the month. You should never let Remi take her socks of when you're changing her.

>>36871225
>>36878410
Kill yourselves, literal shit eaters.

>>36779111
Wife material

remilia gets bullied

>>36821130
Yo Tokiko...

>>36839395
Remilia if you wanted to start an incident again you should've brought this guy along instead. Granted it would make part of the gensokyo inhospitable for everyone even for the strongest youkai.

but it will be fun, The sages will be fuming, the gensokyo will left with a permanent ecological dead zone, youkai and some humans will be force-ably displace, and you'll grounded for the next 500 years. It'll be fun.

Ozeusama spilt her drink again

>>36886569
*my blood

>>36886651
*my semen

Dōzo

>>36889060
Red semen isn't normal. You should seek a doctor.

>>36886569
Tried to give her a blood bag, and she can't even handle that. Why can't she drink the blood right ?Does the blood rush right to her head, giving her such a blood high/power trip that she can't drink the rest correctly?

>>36896722
Remilia likes covering her face and clothes in human bodily fluids.

>>36842785
Here's your Lovecraftian 2hu.

>>36896919
What's that cat's name again ?

>>36896973
ニガマン

>>36896722
no it's just because she's a coddled bitch who can't do anything without Sakuya handholding her through it

>>36897448
Cold hard truth. Ouch!

S-Sakuya-san, that's not what milady meant when she said she wanted you to "serve" her...

>>36897525
Now is she being served correctly?

>>36897541
Stop it Saguya!

>>36897487
someone had to say it

>>36897448
That's not true at all! Remilia just lets Sakuya do everything for her as a form of rewarding her maid.
She could very well do everything by herself if she wanted to!

>>36897448
What proof do you have of this ?

Remirya is such a sophisticated young lady.

>>36898388
give her a vacuum cleaner and see if she can even figure out how to turn it on

>>36755606
Its official SadRemi hours folks, post the sad bat.

>>36901458

>>36901458
>>36903670
I can see why she’s sad since Remi is at page 10. But maybe she deserves it huh?

>>36901458
How do we cheer up Remi?

>>36913973
With cake and free access to Saguya.

>>36913973
Applying ointment liberally to her butt to soothe her itchy Pichuuns rash?

>>36914928
Applying a noose around your neck so Remimi doesn't have to listen to your shit fetish anymore.

>>36915495
I second this.

>>36901458
Why does she want to be like Sakuya?

I usually make fun of the Remi, but she's kicking my ass every time I attempt to 1cc EoSD.

>>36924230
Hopefully i can beat her 1cc this week.

Remirya

>>36925341
Some so-called devil, she's just a big softie. What is she, half-human?

>>36924756
I keep losing at her last spell card.
It really hurts.

>>36933061
You can do it, anon, I believe in you.
I remember the first time I cleared EoSD I was all out of lives and bombs by that point so I had to capture her last spell card which I had never done before, but I managed it. It was such an incredible rush of emotion.
I honestly pity secondaries for never having experienced that feeling.

You have to eat ALL the bread Marisa!

>>36933691
What a bizarre and depraved form of torture

>>36936343
Remi is a bizarre and depraved type of girl, but that's why we love her

>>36933691
Oh no the carbs!

>>36933691
The face of the devil.

>>36938183

>>36936646
remi is a weirdo!

>>36941598

>>36941598
how do her fangs feel

>>36936646
She was bread for success, she's part of the upper crust you see and she's always been on a roll. Now let's raise our glasses in toast!

>>36941912
I hope you're next after Marisa

>>36941777
They feel like heaven when they're inside my neck.

>>36835839
What was the longest Remi has gone without having an accident? I wanna say 3 hours max.

>>36946810
Commit suicide already.

>>36947101
Rude

>>36946810
i'm not even joking, i want to smash your fucking head right open so that nothing remains of it and i don't have to live with your existence, worthless fucking scum

>>36953258
Sounds like you could use a diaper change, anon!

>>36946810
Probably about that much, but that time decreases a lot when Remimi gets excited or scared!

Stupid idiot go away!

>>36953297
>>36954016
Either hang yourself or take your literal shit fetish to /trash/.

It's going to be a long night...

She's literally perfect

>>36954046
Flan looks different today

Remilia boobie

>>36963476
Why is she attractive in art with and without booba?

I wonder if she gets a big breast form if she drinks enough of my blood.

>>36963794

>>36963794
Given that her vampirism keeps her as youthful and underdeveloped as it does her chest would most likely turn even flatter than it already is. Remi with a concaved chest doesn't seem very appealing to me at all.

>>36963476
Remirya ass

>>36965337
Her behind needs a thorough spanking. Remilia has been behaving way too unruly lately. A young noblewoman such as her has a certain image to uphold publicly.

>>36965387
This hurts me more than it hurts you

Is it not a little embarrassing for a vampire of more than 500 years of age to still spill lots of blood on herself when feeding on a human? Remilia really needs to brush up on her vampire-y skills or else people might think merely pretends to be one of the living dead.

>>36972256
Why does she even wear white when she knows it's going to get stained pink eventually? Why doesn't she just wear red and cut to the chase.

>>36972550
Its good to keep trying, to be better.

>>36972550
In all fairness, the various shades of pink of her clothes are wonderfully girly, quite befitting of such an adorable young lady. Perhaps the messy eating is actually done on purpose by her. Such a mysterious woman.

She's a devil. DEVIL!

>>36978996
Milady is an angel! An angelic devil!

esposa

>>36979038
My mind doesn't accept your image as real.
Remi is small
Sakuya is tall
You can't just change that.

>>36994174
This is super cute

>>36994174
Big sis is so pretty now

>>36994174
matching sisters!