/jp/ - Otaku Culture

*grabs dick*

>>3670137
Go back to bed.

*Takes out assault rifle*
*Kills alien disguised as girl*
*Cue Halo theme*

*does a buncha cool actions*

...I'm confused.

do not want

>>3670173
Your own clone! Now neither of you will be virgins!

>>3670183

Hey, man. You don't need to make fun of me just because it grows back after each penetration. That's not very nice.

>>3670194
It only does that if you want it to.

>>3670194

Then sever your link with the world so you won't be a virgin forever, virgin.

>>3670211
Or just never remove Shiki's penis.

>>3670224

That sounds like a rather uncomfortable existence.

>>3670183
>>3670183
>>3670194
>>3670194
>>3670205
>>3670205
>>3670211
>>3670211
>>3670224
>>3670224


WTF are you fags talking about?

>>3670259
Nah, it feels good. Constant orgasms and all.

>>3670262
Arc's hymen regenerates after she has sex.

Archtype Earth is so hot.

I really hope they play this out in some form with Satsujinki in the Tsukihime manga like in Melty Blood's manga.

>>3670275
>>3670224

>Or just never remove Shiki's penis.

But you KNOW what they say about people who always have penises in them. I don't particularly want to gain Aya's reputation.

>>3670291
>But you KNOW what they say about people who always have penises in them
Sakura?

>>3670299

Mm-hm.

>>3670288

>A GOLDEN HAIRED EVIL WITCH

Note to self: Avoid further similarities with Beatrice by NOT having a stroke, NOT getting a creepy laugh, and not smoking.

*gazes thoughtfully at pipe and bong*

FUCK.

>>3670291
Don't worry, you are the perfect being and are therefore not corruptible.

>>3670312

ahaha.wav is the best laugh ever though.

Did I satisfy you last night, Arc?

>>3670325

I'd say so.

>>3670325

Oh, jolly good. It's "tears like paper"-girl.

>>3670332
It's not her fault she's so delicate.

>>3670325
How does one fuck the Earth?

Why can I not fuck it every time I say, "FUCK EARTH"?

>>3670341

Not delicate enough not to be patched up with duct tape.

>>3670364

Getting divided into seventeen suddenly is no joke.

>>3670329
"Oh Shiki, you're so hot inside me."

>>3670386
Oh what the fuck, man.

>>3670440

Haha, he caused you to have psychological issues!

I fucking love Arc, and I'd love to fuck Arc.

She is perfect.

>>3670473

shiki knows what's good.

I'd give it a shot

Tittyfuck from one of the strongest beings on Earth... It would be the strongest tittyfuck.

>>3670503
Would that mean...that I would have the strongest ejaculation?

>>3670511
[x] GENUFLECT

>>3670511
So strong, you would die.

>>3670511
or a broken dick.

This might be a trap. There's no guarantee she won't rip you apart.

I'd embrace her in more ways than one. While the walls of her vagina tightly embraces my penis.

>>3670538
You lost me.

>>3670137
if you want it so much, you gonna have to ask for it nicely

>>3670538
i'm 12 and what is this

Ha

>>3670557
Please, mate with me, Anonymous.

>>3670569
Not really a definitive truth. But fuck you.

>>3670569
Archetype Earth could care less about the gold faggot, not like he could evade "whole Japan getting destroyed by a pretty pilar of light".

I'd rather embrace ORT. She's a real Type, breaks all the rules of the universe and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>3670595
>Implying Gilgamesh if from Japan

>>3670607
I think that you didn't understood this, so

"Not like the gold faggot could evade an attack that would nuke an entire country, a pillar like attack, so the sky isn't also an option."

>>3670597
She's also a giant crab thing that wouldn't be very easy to embrace.

You now realize Gilgamesh is the reason that True Ancestors were created, Just think about it for a moment.

>>3670627
What are you talking about bro.

>>3670629

A spider, actually.

And a spoiled brat loli if you count ORT-Tan. She was rude to me the other day.

>>3670639
In any case, you are a much better choice for embracing.

>>3670634
Don't be full of yourself.

>>3670651
Earth had no protection from humans, Gilgamesh predates all those nigger vampires, He had EA which could of buttraped the earth anytime.

>>3670664
>Earth.
>No protection from humans.
>Primate Murder

>>3670639
Nigga plz. You deserve to be slapped every now and then.

>>3670664
No 17 from th DAA Trhvmn Ortenrosse it's from Gil times and that's after the ancestors, and besides the original one crimson moon still predates Gil time.

>>3670682


>Trhvmn Ortenrosse of about 4,000 years of age.
(However, the dark six is older)
>Gilgamesh ruling circa 2700 BC = 4700 years ago

>>3670597

but why would you spare it if it was worthless.

Actually if it had no worth why would you want its embrace?

Goddamnit Just kill me already this paradox is fucking with my rationale.

>>3670696
point stands, the TA's are older than the dark six, king of the moon even more.

>>3670722

Depends on HOW MUCH older, though.

There's a possible 700 year gap. Gil might've predated True Ancestors by 200 years. I don't really think he would be the reason for their creation, though.

Brunestud isn't from Earth and doesn't count.

TA's had to come sometime around when humans were on the planet as they were created because humans were doing shit to the planet. Though the date of their creation isn't stated.

>>3670721
She's curious as to what a common human is like. You were selected at random.

>>3670789
well then I'd like to apologize to the rest of the race beforehand.

cause you're all fucked.

I have trouble with authority figures and I'm probably going to say something that ruins it for us all.

>>3670797
If you can bring her even the slightest bit of pleasure, all will be well.

>>3670137

Can I stick my head between your boobs?

>>3670870
Wow I wish all dates were that fucking easy. I got a box of chocodiles straight from the factory floor I've been saving for a world end scenario. problem solved.

>>3670902
The ultimate in mortal pleasure.

Its a twinky covered in chocolate.

>>3670902
>>3670987
And the world is saved.

>>3670133
pls stop spamming ur shitty board on www.EATNIGGERSHITtalk.com ( replace EATNIGGERSHIT w/ anon ) were tirred fo ure constant fucken spam and ddos attack's also stop lying about AT ok now gtfo dumbos

>>3670902
>chocodiles

Are these as awesome as they sound?

If Kanbei stands on a mountain and uses his Super CO power, could he beat ORT?

>>3672609
yes

>>3672690
What if he used hi Super CO Power ON ORT?

>>3672690
Just give Grit the Black Barrel and he will Snipe ORT before it even comprehends the battle started.