/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love kikis so much.

first for foxes

the zoo is not responsible for any body parts you might insert into an animals enclosure

>>36695725
Prove it!

>>36695501
>Read: ELH, Yanon, Legitwho, MagusAnon, IronBeast, LDR, Eighthspan, Penywise, GreenwormAnon
>Avoid: Niebelfader, NegaWalker, MachineAnon, ThatBollocksWriter

>Legitwho
That a very fitting name, kek

>>36695734
going to put my lips_ there :))

dont open

>The Old-ass Ancient Elf Battle-Dominatrix challenges you to a fight

>"Surely your blood will keep me young, anon."

>>36695735
I would marry the first kiki I saw and love and cherish her always.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that small jinkos are to be feared.
Feared I say! They possess great power in their small frames

>>36695771
sorry, I only battle against lizards

>>36695725

>>36695735
I can't help but think of mofucores breeding like tribbles now.

>>36695749
dead inside

>>36695785
Vile Sabbath propoganda.

>>36695771
Why is she so ugly? It's almost like she's from a different setting.

>>36695749
Don't open

>>36695785
>>36695806
what do we do to baphos getting uppity, anons?

>>36695785
>Losing all that booba
Disgusting

>>36695824
Throw them in the hag pit and leave them there so they can think about what they've done.

>>36695847
it's still under service after anon swan dived in there last week

>>36695847
no, we just get monsters to boobhat them

>>36695785
I HATE THE SABBATH
I HATE THE SABBATH
BIG FUCKING MEATY HAGS ARE WHERE IT'S AT

Our god speaks!

>>36695859
I'd do it again, and none of you could stop me.

>>36695878
Based

>>36695900
>regura
fuck, my one true weakness

>>36695785
bapho just posted cringe

>>36695785
The sabbath is vile

>>36695910
How does he do it?

>>36695900
man, I really hate FGO for being a gacha but I really love the characters it brought us. I got her in the first single roll when she came out, good times.

>>36695900
Based

>>36695930
Predatory eyes
>>36695936
Even my favorite games have some big CON against them. Took me years to re

Why is she so perfect bros?

>>36695785
thats it, who wants to hagify some lolis with me?

>>36695939
Regura's doujin was great. One of the few where it feels like the woman is a woman and not a teenager

>>36695948
I'm waiting for you to finish typing anon

>>36696012
Too many tails to trust!

>>36695729
Very cute

>>36695785
It's an improvement. Left looks slightly too perky for that size of breasts. I wouldn't feel safe around her.

>>36696012
Looking very huggable

>>36695955
>not the hors
shit taste

>>36696009
I’m surprised the post even went through.
>Took me years to realize I in fact hated a lot of stuff from Skyward Sword specially when I had to collect those spirit beads or when the dragons made me do some retarded trial or flooded a stage. Or the overall lack of NPCs in the overworld. Seriously you’d expect some towns.
>Megaman X3 is a game I really love in childhood but fucking hated replaying it recently with all those tanky enemies, cheap placements for cheap damage, taking like two charged shots to kill a flying enemy that spawns off screen just for it to respawn right from above, and the fucking lava run after final form Sigma with ledges that insta-kill you.
>Metroid Other M is a game I really fucking loved playing feeling so innovative mixing normal Metroid and Prime. All my replays made me bored as fuck with the maps.
And on. Even MGE has stuff I dislike I fucking hate the Warhammer faggot but I really wish there is some sort of conflict in the setting because I just love when people get closer by relying on each other to survive some ordeal. I love Wilmarina specially because it’s just beautiful to know she reunites with her loved one after society tore them apart and all those titles meant nothing to finally meeting again

>>36695878
But anon, Sabbath girls are cute and funny!

>>36695816
Well she is called "Old-ass Ancient" for a reason, duh!

Therefore it is your job to give her some love she yearns for. And assuming you're an incubus, then make love to her and cim inside her with your incubus cum so she can monsterize and become young through Demon Energy.

>>36695785
Sabbath VS Wock

>>36696382
I see your point anon but these are mostly design failures/"choices", I dislike fgo because of the format it belongs to which is "a service" meaning everything I got there has an expiry date that doesn't depend on me. not only that but the way gacha and its story/events are structure mean I have to constantly pay attention to it in order to not miss content and even then I'll still miss some of my characters. No matter how I look at it I can't help but think that it (and most other gachas really) could have been made in a better way had it simply belonged to a different genre and format.

>>36696384
SHE WOULD BE CUTER AS A HAG

>>36696382
you can hunt demonic beasts and be monster hunter with youre mge waifu, those things are getting out of hand

Well I think all human boys are cute glued to Wisp hips.

>>36696401
God I hope there's another place that has a monster girl version of Monster Hunter outside of maybe that one Mist Continent place. I want to meet my wife in the midst of a hunt!

>the Order Knight has just gazed upon you and your Monstergirl house mate's internet search history

>>36696545
"how to know if your house-mate likes you"
"is platonic handholding a thing?"
"human-monster relationships 101"
"how do monsters marry?"

to the motherfucker who wrote Conglomerate Chaos and posted it last thread, good fucking job mate, I expect a sequel to this and it better have Chad Thundercuck hidding a bomb in his office before leaving the building

>>36683109
definitely expected something lighter for the office setting. i got a lot of disdain for mixing revenge and monster girl stories together but hound is cute

>>36696436
Makes me wonder how the fuck gacha exploded in Japan. I tried others but none make me latch on like FGO.

Reminder to watch your dark mages!

>>36696687
Easy to play and not to much effort needed which are perfect to play on the train to and from work/school.

>>36683109
this filled me with a deep resentment and hatred for a setting I havent experienced first hand but feel like I have.
I really want to see you write more

>>36696382
Find your own conflict. Get a wife that needlessly antagonizes powerful MGs. Become a gentleman thief and do crimes.

>>36696688
Monsters can't resist the zza

What should I eat to make my blood tastier?

>>36696758
vampires figured out proper blood cultivation diet centuries ago. thusly, despite the superficial appearance of servitude they will cook your every meal to ensure good flavor.

>>36696758
I'm gonna dropkick that vampire

>>36696687
most people are probably not as autistic as I'm with this kind of shit. I like knowing my shit won't just up and disappear which is why I buy physical books/games (or back those up in an external HDD if possible, fuck DRM)/blog
And like the other anon said, it's mostly a brainless kind of game for most people.

>>36696473
>I hope there's another place that has a monster girl version of Monster Hunter outside of maybe that one Mist Continent place
>Mist Continent

Be careful to not let those Human Rights Violations get to you on the way there or out

>>36696826
Why would I go to the other nations when I'm obviously talking about the more equal power dynamic one?

>>36695717
How do Shoujo or Josei or even Otome Fem Protagonists fare in the MGE world, assuming they are the MCs of a narrative or Isekai situation in the MGE world?

>>36696604
>humoring off-topic garbage
Cmon anon

>>36696758
The Romans used to feed their pigs a mixture of acorns and certain herbs to make their meat tastier. I guess it worked because modern Spanish feed their black pigs acorns to give that luxurious ham. God, I could go for a veal sandwich right now and a vampire to impregnate

>>36696945
sorry, I will do better next time

>>36696758
You should already taste perfect to your vampire mistress. Though they don’t want to admit it no matter what the one they truely love tastes the best.

>>36696604
>>36696945
>anon is replying to literally Order Knight sees horny monstergirl shit and playing along
>Off topic

????

Huh? What!? I'm sorry but what do you mean off topic? I've seen countless "Order Personnel find the secret demon cummy lists" type of posts and apparently none drew these witch hunt type behaviors.

Im sorry, is there some kind of fucking meme going on recently in these threads Im not aware of??

>>36697024
I don't know what it is but the dudes proportions give me an uncanny valley feeling

>You spent HOW much on yugioh cards again!?

>>36697034
as far as he's concerned, if theres no monstergirl in the pic, its off topic

>>36697126
>he can't recognize an obvious warhammerfag post when he sees it

>>36697109
you know, one day I realised that TCGs are just cardboard gacha, I have been clean for nearly 6 years now and nothing has improved

>"Everybody knows Orcs who became monstah galz aftah 1993 can't WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! -All dey know is Badlands, fack humie bois, herd dey squigs, loot, be oinkin' pigies, eat snotling, and be useless gitz outside of fackin' humie bois

Anybody have a screenshot or link to that manticore online search history greentext from a previous thread? I forgot to save it

>>36697228
just look in the thread from the archive

>>36696758
>meet a beautiful human girl one night while walking in the moonlight
>you both fall in love
>nervously says that she can only meet at night, has things to do during the day
>okay, kind of weird, but she's hot so whatever
>begins making you meals
>can't help but notice that they're all high in iron and B vitamins
>insists you eat it all every time
>always trying to get you do do cardio, something about lowering your cholesterol
>normally you would have broken it off by now, but you can tell by the way she looks at you that it's about to pay off

How can you make you damphir daughter and vampire wife to behave at the table?
There must be a way!

>>36697228
I was going to repost it here for you but I remembered I can just arrow it >>36659536 here you go

>>36697024
Fun fact: "nibbly" is a real vampire mood. even if they hate it when you call it that

>>36695785
Pregnant young kikis afterwards!

>>36697194
(What the hell is this Orc talking about?)

>>36697270
Confiscate your daughter's weapons and equipment as she enters the castle.

>>36697271
Thank you

>>36684658

Sorry for the late reply. Thank you for the honesty. I had a hell of a time figuring out the impetus for Chad to tackle it immediately beyond 'he wanted to', and it shows in the writing. It's unfortunate you didn't like his relationship with Zana. I'll try to do better.

>>36696615

Thanks for reading it. I almost cut out the thundercuck joke for being too memey.

>>36696758

Proper diet and exercise

How do I blackmail a cheshire for my fetish?

>>36697635
threaten to post her cat detector tests online

>>36697676
W-what do they show?

>>36697681
That she, is in fact, a cat.

>>36695736
So.... in a bad or good way?

New DLC/Expansion Bosses in a Monstergirl videogame. They are also extra hard and difficult bosses in the occasional Raid Boss-version of their boss fight(s)

>>36697859
I wonder what kind of monster girls they will turn into

>>36697874
blessed basilisk, anoited atlach, holy holst, sacred slime and a barometz

>>36697874
>>36697934
Okay, but what is the tips, tricks and strategies in how to beat the Evil Nun bosses in the recent Monstergirl game DLC?

>>36697934
>barometz
I don't really see it, liked the others though.

>>36697998
it's not inspired by anything i just kinda like them

>>36697859
>New DLC/Expansion Bosses in a Monstergirl videogame.

Whats the story of the expansion?

>>36697859
>More shitty boss rush dlc with shitty mechanics and even shitter loot drops
Dead content on arrival, will we ever get the sea expansion we were promised or have those tanukis tricked us?

>>36697109
This dress seems highly impractical

>>36698214
sure, right after the danuki propaganda update and it's 8 months of "bugfixes and patching" despite being the only flawlessly coded update to be released

>>36698214
She looks sad, somehow

>>36697991
only one I can think of is use cursed weapons but not cursed armor

>>36698216
Practical for seducing (You).

I want to be the bull of a holstaur house herd.

>leave your computer on while you go to the bathroom
>your momster notices the open tab on your browser
>it's an image search of "mother son handholding"

>Anon! Let's play My Summer Car!
How do you respond?

Here's your new maid, anon

>tfw mimic gf won’t let you go
>tfw her box is too small
>tfw her fat tits and body is surrounding me
It was sexy for the first hour but now I’m sweaty and hungry and I wanna play vidya.

>>36696384
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A BABY

>>36699089
get a bigger chest

>>36697757
neither unless you're butthurt you're not a household name with a name like 'legitwho', then it's just pleasantly ironic.

>>36697859
why are nuns getting more and more violent these days?

>>36699041
I expect her to be precisely as clumsy as elven ex-royal-guard-turned-maid should be

>>36695734
>Humans ears

>>36695745
>Glory hole but it's just kissing
Truly depraved.

Be afraid, ye alps

>>36699745
I want to bully a alp by calling her cute and knocking her up.

>>36695786
And I can't help but think of mofucores breeding

>>36698891
Voi vitun vittu

>>36697859
>posts random human girls
>haha theyre totally monster girl related
get fucked

>>36696935
They meet a bunch of different guys and at the end of the game they decide what monster to turn into depending on the preferences of the guy they want.

Weekends are for spiders!

>>36699338
yes, all girls from Kemono Friends are like that, don't bully them please.

>>36700542
That it is

milk maid

Come into the toad house.

Behold, for I have the power to make even the rapey-ist oft mamono want to cuddle instead of fuck.

>go to zipangu
>don't know a lick of zipangese
>get approached by a danuki
>listen to her speak
>somehow end up in a studio
>think I am going to become a movie star
>See a fox undressing
>This is not a normal movie, is it
>more 9 tailed foxes come out
>try and run
>the door is locked
>resign myself to my fate
>accept the mofu
>Mofu overdose 9: the stupid gajin

>>36699354
:)

>>36698891
but I don't have a car? and it isn't summer? I can't even drive!

>>36701010
How many toads are in the house?

>>36695878
Sometimes less is more.

>>36701408
no, it isn't, everything the sabbath touches is worse

>>36701356
Then just drink beer with her!

>>36701273
>>try and run
Now that’s an experienced actor alright, knowing exactly what the predatory audience wants!

>>36701440
I'm not big on alcohol

>>36701466
she's so cute, why is she sad?

>>36701445
>tfw ywn tease very predatory monsters

>>36701466
No sad in this thread

confuse monsters by acting like prey on purpose then running away

>>36701702
that's just cold feet

>>36701782
that's why it confuses monsters

This angel appeared before me, what should I do? She looks like a big shot

>>36702103
Grab her by the tie and steal a kiss

>>36702103
Invite her to play ActRaiser Reinascense

>"Honey, did you go outside without an escort again today? The neighbors saw you."
>"Yes, I know you're an adult byyourstandards, but you've got almost no mana to defend yourself with! It's unsafe."
>"If a disciplinarian had caught you I would've had to go pick you up at the Tree of Penance and-oh, just thinking about it is embarrassing."
>"You have to learn to accept your limitations. Also eat the dinner I made you, I even snuck in some contraband meat. I think it's boar?"

>>36702539
>contraband meat
I have to talk with the elders about that

>>36702598
>The Wendigo council has convened
>We deem your meat to be valid, and tasty

>>36702703
Elves and Wendigos have no territorial conflicts due to their vastly differing dietary needs, but do they interact on a political level?

>>36702703
thank you, based wendigos
I was losing my gains

>>36702539
>implying she wouldn’t rape her husband as punishment

>>36702739
Among other snow monsters, Wendigos and snow Elves have a seat at the Winterstown political table. Important discussion topics include hunting and ice fishing regulations overseen by Papa Wendi, domestic and foreign trade with Winternuki, White Horn-san managing school districts and curriculum, and snow Elves (under Commander Ice Queen) managing town defense and security

>>36702865
>snow elves
I feel like they are big and soft as well as extra rapey

>>36702931
What elf isn’t extra rapey? The difference is between arrogant tsundere that lose themselves in pleasure to cuddling addicts that can’t spend a night without a dick warming their insides

>>36702865
>>36702931
Isn't "Snow Elf" just a fancy way of saying "Finnish Rape Elf"?

>>36703042
>tfw ywn be stalked by a finnish rape elf
>ywn hear weird schlicking sounds as you walk

>>36695734
god I want to fug a big kot

C.O.R.E.S.
Cats
Of
Rapey
Ego
aso
Sexy

>>36696758
Vampire pussy

>>36700542
My waifu said Spiders aren't allowed

>>36703194
Cute bat

>>36703042
how do I tell If I am being stalked by one?

>>36696935
>>36700441
Question is. What boy will an Shoujo/Josei/Otome Heroine is gonna go for in the MGE World? A blonde blue eyed Order Aligned Princely noble man? Or a fierce but caring Demon Realm Man (incubus)?

Wuww yuww.

>>36703042
>Order a cabinet by mail.
>Surprisingly cheap!
>You have to assemble it, though.
>"Wait, now that I finished building it, this isn´t a cabinet, it´s a torture rack!"
>Door gets busted open.
>Heavy metal facepaint elves are coming through.
>ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
>They made meatballs for you in the morning, so it´s all good.
>Swedish rape elves

>>36702103
grab some duck tape and fix her halo

>>36703249
does she sleep upside down?

>>36697289
As it should be, although I may need to swing b y the marune sabbath to ensure they can properly feed the young ones.

A kitsune from another shrine is making fun of your local fox because she doesn't even lift. How do you defend her honor?

>>36703263
If you find empty bottles of Pervitin in the woods near your house and the pine trees are mumbling about bear girls and some guy named Räikkönen, you probably have a snow Elf infestation

>>36702703
>>36702739
>Elf candidate for the senate in shambles after husband joins the Wendigo political party
<Meat is a human right> he exclaims, causing his wife to cry at the podium

Weresheep armpits.

>>36703500
impregnate my local fox to cause the muscle fox to seethe

>>36699289
nah it's cool, I was just legit (kek) confused, because I didn't really know the reception of me and my stories, since writings are not really discussed here.
The griffon transformation story is coming through btw, the next one will be the dark mage. I don't remember if there was another one (or at least I didn't saw one), but I want to finish these two, then I think I'll want to focus and continue on Andy.

>>36703500
you princess carry the local fox and rub her ears while she nuzzles on your neck without saying anything to the loudmouth fox, she knows that will never be her, she knows her pursuit of strength has left her unable to receive such displays of affection, saying anything to her will make her deflect the idea, but just showing her what she cant have will make her spirit shake

>>36703506
how do i lure them out?

>>36703500
call her a gorilla fox spinster

>>36703711
a barbeque over a barrel fire

>>36703769
>>36703769
What you need is sausages and some mustard from Turku (extra hot). They'll come like a bear to honey.
You may also attract actual bears but as we all know, bears are pussies.

>>36702539
It’s exactly because of this clash of culture that all human boys should go through reeducation at elf schools

>>36703500
Call my fox's friends over to help her out.

>>36702539
I would like to be sent to the Tree of Penance. What's in store for me?

>>36703755
That's the best way to get your pelvis pulverized

>>36695717

>>36704086
am I wrong tho?

>>36704144
Well, she'll no longer be a spinster after she's destroyed your dick.

goblins make the best wives as well are the cutest

>>36704296

>>36704375
Gonna walk that goblin down the aisle

>>36703500
My local fox is a mean trickster and she always steals my inarizushi. I join the bullying.

>>36704375

>>36704375
I wonder how you convince some goblins to have a traditional wedding.
>"Do we really have to do this humie stuff?"
>"It makes him happy, so let's go along with it. Plus, I hear they make really sexy dresses that make humies want to breed super bad. Let's get matching ones that'll drive him wild when we walk down the aisle."

>>36703700
We're not the most tolerant bunch, you'll know if you're not liked. Give me link to your latest story.

>>36704497
what would be a goblin's traditional wedding be like?

KC retweeted this. It confirms he is okay with MG actual violence on men provided it (presumably) ends in sex and/or said violence is part of a mutual fight

>>36704569
look at those thumbs up, that is not violence

>>36704569
God I wish that was me

>>36704430

>>36704569
I mean he made ogre, hinezumi and salamander so this should be a given.

>>36704641

>>36704499
here, it's the mantis one
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33747154

I was a little bit stuck with this due to IRL shit went wrong.
And yes, I'm already aware that this is the hurtbox, but as long as some of you guys like what I write and you request stories from me I'm honestly happy. and I'm not here to collect pity handjobs.

>>36704788
Hang in there kiddo

>>36704788
oh, its this one, eh its alright. For a moment I thought you were talking about the mantis story in which the anon kills a bunch of girls and then tries to get away with it by saying he is one of the victims while stringing one of the surviving mantis along to pretend they were married

>>36704788
some of the dialogue didn't flow very naturally for me but i do like it enough to read more

Men have the right of privacy in the demon realm, right?

>Killed yourself irl because of bullying
>Was isekaid in MGE
>Was catched by cruel Dragon or Ogre. They start bully you too
>Killed yourself again
>Your soul was catched by insane because of loneliness Wisp who, what a suprise, will bully you
>You can't kill yourself anymore
Shit...

>>36704944
Depends if you are already an adult by their standards

>>36704944
good grief, no. Human men are very fragile and stubborn creatures. They get hurt and try and play it off or they wander too far into the more rape happy parts of town ad getting brutally raped like the little lambs going into the den of wolves

>>36704861
Thanks, fampai

>>36704868
>>36704941
It's definitely one of my weaker ones, because like I said my life suddenly turned into gooey diarrhea shit, from a normal shit but eh, whatever. Thanks for reading!

BUT
>the mantis story in which the anon kills a bunch of girls and then tries to get away with it by saying he is one of the victims while stringing one of the surviving mantis along to pretend they were married

what the fuck

>>36704868
what the fuck

>>36704569
>Lizardman, Hinezumi, Salamander, Dragon, Baphomet prefer finding a husband through trial by combat
>Ogre's whole thing is an endless cycle of violent and barbaric fucking to determine who currently has the pants in the relationship
>Redcaps, Cursed Swords frequently go berserk and attempt to "kill" all humans in sight
>Ochimushas that fight under radical monsters to convert as many humans as possible by cutting them down
>Repeated mention of other monsters either having demon silver-like properties in their monster parts or enough skill to never leave a lasting injury
Always was.

>>36703711
benis

>>36704131
squish

>>36704991
>>36704989
don't look at me, I didn't write it

>>36704788
Could use a proof read to try and cut back on some of the awkwardness of the phrasing, and little mistakes like "stuff from the demon, the realm was very profitable". Also you mustn't be a native speaker because I've never heard the saying "fallen between two chairs". You should also put some thought into the setting in regards to anachronisms. Do thermometers even exist? How does this dude know what one is or what mercury is, for that matter? Also it is a little strange that the ambassador would just... waylay some random dude and give off a speech.

Yeah, I'd read more or something else from you. How can I put it, if the actual writing is like the skin and flesh, then the story itself and the motivations are like the skeleton, the skeleton's there, I don't really see any issue with his motivations - revenge for his circumstances - happiness at getting laid. There's some disconnect perhaps in the way you told the story though, but that's less an issue with the story, and more perhaps with the pacing, I think you should have maybe written more about his changing mindsets, so his decisions don't come off as jarring. I know life got in the way as you were writing it, but we're talking about ideals here.

I think more than anything you should probably re-read and actually think about the writing a bit, think to yourself if it sounds like something a person would actually say, a way that some one would actually act. There's not much glaring that actually stands out, just a subtle wrongness like you had a solid idea for how the interaction would play out, but didn't put much thought into whether or not it flowed naturally. It's a pretty time consuming thing tho.

I think this is a really nice story, just needs a little refining, and if not that, at the very least, head into the next one thinking about it.

>>36705048
>Dragon

Dragons do not. They are just as willing as other monsters to find weaker mates as husbands and prptect them as theor "treasure". Beating them in combat is just an alternative way to waifu them and changes the relationship into her being submissive.

>>36703706
>you try to do that
>a muscular handsome guy comes out and slaps musclefox muscleass
<hey babe, who are your new friends?
>he effortlessly picks her up and princess carries her out
What do you do now?

>>36705227
be happy for her, she finally found a man after 2000 years of being single

>>36703500
Why is her head so tiny?

>>36705253
Makes it harder for snipers to hit her.

>>36705253
pinhead is her ancestor

>>36702865
So Papa Wendi is just the Winterstown Game Warden. But what about Selkie-san and her husband that own the diner? And what about the Snuggle Scouts? Scoutmaster Yeti-san needs funding too!

>>36705355
i want to mess with the blue girls wings

>>36705121
Ye, thanks, I honestly tried to emulate a socially isolated autismo hunter in my story, and tried to make his mindset into an "antisocial weirdo'" one who doesn't really show his emotions if that makes sense and it became what it is.
It seemed like he would make a good pair with a mantis girl who is pretty much the same-ish also as the cupid, according to the profile at least.

Maybe the second-person writing style messed me up a little bit too, since it was my first time using it, and it was kinda uncomfortable always doing the 'You did this/You did that' format. I read a lot of MG stories with this style, but you guys made it seem so easy to use, but for me, it was somewhat weird.
Maybe it would have ended up better if I used first person or third.

And I think thermometers were a thing around the 1700's already, but idk I kinda fucked up because I wanted it as the postman tells a joke that the mercury escapes a broken thermometer quickly. The two chairs are actually indeed an old native proverb thingy in my nation, it means in my language 'you fucked up' , because you wanted to sit on both chairs at the same time, but instead, you landed on the ground.

Thanks for the feedback tho, I really appreciate it since I love discussing my stuff, also it helps me grow STRONGER as a writer.

>>36704955
Good, get bullied, loser

>>36705239
slap his back and compliment his lifting form, the guy is clearly a professional

>>36705315
The Selkie and the Kikimora were walking down a beach. The Kiki wept a bitter tear, for there was just too much sand.
"We'll clean it off in half a year, if you don't mind the work"
>WORK?
"The time has come", the Selkie said, "to talk of other things! Of coffee and waffles, of customers who are kings! Calloo-Callay! No work today!"

>>36705403
On second thought let's not go to Winterstown, 'tis a silly place.

>>36705403
selkie are so weird. i kinda like them.

Do you dare to squish?

>>36705451
This, let's go to the Water Level instead

>>36705375
That's why i will join Order.

>>36705527
getting bullied by humans seems strictly worse. at least nuns are hot.

>>36704955
>get isekaid
>still kill yourself again
it's like you are not even trying, just live man.

>>36704944
You WILL have an angel bodyguard. For protection.

no escape

>>36705621
goddamn, that's a fucking flying cow!

How hard can saying “ligma balls” backfire in MGC or some MG School?

>>36705644
they'll do more than just lick and you can't do anything about it

Cunny!

>>36705644
you'll get exactly what you asked for, how is that "backfiring"?

>>36705374
I didn't have any issues with his characterisation, I think that was fairly solid, actually. And the conversations themselves weren't awkward in as much as just a little awkwardly written.

Writing with an unfamiliar style may well have tripped you up, but again, I think some proofreading out loud and a little bit of tweaking by ear would help the flow be a little better.

The thing with the thermometer isn't really a fuck up, inasmuch as it is just something to think about. But I'm also a fucking pedant for it, to the point where I can't even describe something as 'herculean', given that Hercules didn't exist in my setting, so how would his name come to define a hard task?

The two chairs thing is cool, funny cause I never heard it before, but there's nothing wrong with the saying.

I've tried to overcome my weakness to cats, I really have. I always thought Roshi was just a sucker, but now I have some idea of how he felt. To be utterly helpless and have your instincts just take over, leaving you with no control over your actions.

Fucking things.

>>36705699
How can you speak ill of these wholesome creatures?

>>36705621
Why would I want to escape such a perfect specimen?

>>36705621
Jubjubs contemplating the meaning of life, the order of the cosmos, and the mysteries of the world.

>>36695717

>>36705738

Wholesome? You call these temptresses wholesome? It's by no coincidence that they emit an intoxicating presence, drawing you in and making you lose your senses. They have evolved to make you think of one thing when you're around them and one thing only: breeding. Your body screams on an evolutionary level, begging for that sweet genetic diversity, and what could be more diverse than another species? Meanwhile, your dick screams in agony, so hard that it hurts and can only be quenched by ribbed cat pussy.

I have fallen, and I can't get up. But my cock sure can.

>>36705738
>How can you speak ill of these wholesome creatures?
They keep replacing my pizza I ordered with purple cat ass

>>36704569
Violence is fine so long as it remains not extreme, ie not ryona and gore etc. No permanent damage or sadism.

>>36695717

Holy and pure human men getting ruined by tall jungle succs, dank elves. and big rapey bulldogs!

>>36705861
>dank elves
oh no, the elven memers

>>36705853
this awful, i hate this

>>36705894
Hotdogs need ketchup and mustard anon, and sometimes peanut butter.

>>36705922
>peanut butter on a hotdog
wtf man

>Mysterious elvish swordswoman gf
>You've only seen her open her eyes twice
>Once when she had to truly fight with all of her strength against an overwhelming foe
>And also when she first asked you out

>>36705853
eh, some ryona is okey as long as it doesn't go full gore. But robot ryona is okey, approved by the pg-13 rating

>>36706026
I don't think so, the moment you allow some soft ryona it quickly turns into disgusting nonsense being argued and demanded as acceptable. If that's your thing take it elsewhere, anons here want mostly positive interactions with monster girls.

>>36705853
it only bothers me when it's one-sided
if a redcap wants to throw down, let's throw down

>>36706064
I'm sorry, but I will fully disassemble the automaton and then put her back together like a blank canvas puzzle

>>36705947
PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BALLS, LET THE HELLHOUND LICK IT

>>36705493
squish the hellbeans

>>36705315
>But what about Selkie-san and her husband that own the diner?
Selkie has a special deal at her diner to get exclusive meat access to serve only the heartiest, meatiest steaks. Game Warden Papa Wendi also sends his daughters there to work as waitresses and cooks!
>And what about the Snuggle Scouts? Scoutmaster Yeti-san needs funding too!
The Snuggle Scouts are underfunded but Yeti-chan makes the best of it, Ice Queen always turns down approvals for funding as it would undo the work of Tsuraras, Yukis, and herself to make lost travelers cold

>>36705860
Please don't give me detention for this ms. hors but I can't read moonrunes
also can I touch your hors butt

>>36706093
What if you can't figure out where some of the screws go?

>>36706265
improvisation is an art more than a science

>Elf-san author got a new publisher

Let's fucking go.

>>36705860
>tfw ywn be punished by your hot teacher for not paying attention in class

>>36706314
wait, is that character progression?

>>36706326
Yes/No. Relapsed in the same chapter, is now thicker than ever.

>>36706315
ok but it better be a manticore

In the end, Jabberwock

>>36706353
I want to have a jabberwock teacher that molests me while I try to read out loud to the class

>>36705902
MGs with irregular fur is a neat idea. You can help them wax__ it off

>>36706353
>no manticore teacher to use her tail pussy to make you cum only when you get the right answer

>>36705739
i like the idea of being pursued by a jubjub. they have singular minds, excellent tracking skills and a mighty need.
i can't come up with a good reason to run from one, though.

Kiki got caught sniffing Mastah's underwear again.

man shapely but chubby mature women are peak.

>>36706558
this is the 4th time this week, how much of a coomer is this kiki?

>>36706558
that's just torturing the poor lass, she shouldn't have to wear that

>>36706563
>the peak
That would be little girls with big butts.

>>36706585
i can be swayed to such an opinion depending on the magnitude of their behinds

>>36706563
i think small, medium, large and XL all have something to appreciate

>>36706563
this and them being able to boobhat you is peak

>>36706563
Examples?

>>36706609

>>36706353
>>36706473
>wanting to be stripped and raped in front of your class of monster girls
You do know this lessens the likelihood they can control themselves dramatically. You’d become a bigger sex toy that cumpump healsluts by the end of the day

>>36706618
How to get big black cow gf?

>>36706632
and? I fail to see a problem aside from smelling monster pussy juice and sweat afterwards

>>36706558
Wouldn’t this just make her get pentup and rape you the moment she is freed?

>>36706671
only if you dont know how to do your job

>>36706314
Gotta love Meth for making so many cute plump girls

>>36706473
time to be a teachers pet

>>36706600
Imagine admiring some ladys large ass staring at it for good 20 seconds only to then peer a bit to the left to catch the eyes of a Hellhound. Then awkwardly try to pretend like you weren't looking, a bit of fear coursing through you.

>>36701273
>>go to zipangu
>>don't know a lick of zipangese
>>get approached by a danuki
>>listen to her speak
>>somehow end up in a studio
>>think I am going to become a movie star
>>See a fox undressing
>>This is not a normal movie, is it
>>more 9 tailed foxes come out
>EXACTLY AS PLANNED
>pull raging mushroom brownies out of back pocket, stuff in mouth
>hear gasps of recognition, realization
>Producers leave the doors locked

>"Mofu Overdose: Tables Turned" tops the charts for 3 months straight

>>36705763
I like this horny lady very much, but I do not understand
why exactly is she COCOA goat?

>>36706671
you lock her into stocks before taking it off, obviously
THEN you fuck her because making her wait further would just be too much

>>36706639
ask your local danuki

>>36706766
nobody knows, she just is.

>>36706743
It was good but they'll never top Mofu Overdose: Tied and Tailed. Gotta respect the classics

>>36706808
nah, the best one was Mofu Overdose: the young boy who cried mofu

>>36706808
i like the one where the foxy lady drops a brush in front of an addict leaving a mofuholics anonymous meeting

>>36705671
Ok, thanks for the feedback, I'll try to make the pace better next time, and I hopefully won't make the same mistake.

>>36706808
the best one by far was Mofu Overdoes: the first victim. The look of glee and malice on the face of that fox when she caught her vicitm makes me feel cream my pants

>>36706766
It's cocogoat
There is a jiang shi zombie loli who has severe brain memory problems and barely remembers anything. One of only things she remembers from her life is that she liked coconut milk so she asks you to find cocogoat who, she thinks, produces coconut milk. People memed Ganyu to be a cocogoat because she is half magical beast with goat horns and lives nearby zombie loli

Gobs

>>36706986
how can you defeat gobs?

>>36707002
by going for green orcs instead

>>36707002
Kiss them and say they're cute.

>>36707043

>>36707015
>lustful monster expects alot of raunchy sex
>get defeated by love and affection/calling her cute
love it, fund it

>>36707050
Go back into the ball

>>36707062
Well the raunchy sex can happen too, but it's important to make your monster wife feel lots of tender loving affection too.

>>36707050
hmm, smol

This stupid dragon keeps following me around, challenging me to fights, and striking dumb poses when she wins. Make her go away

>>36707067
>>36707076

>>36707103
usse dragonrend

>>36706721
Run.

>>36707124
towards her

>>36707103
have you tried winning?

>>36707002
You can't, either you get raped by them or rape them instead. Either way, they win.

>>36707103
if she wins that means by right you are her husband
if she hasnt "claimed" her prize then cry and tell her to stop playing with your heart
bonus points if you do it loudly and infront of alot of people

>>36707103
rub tail

>>36707130
I dont think such a powermove will help against a hellhound. Especially bot one with a humongous ass.

>>36707186
who said I want to win? a fat ass is a fat ass that I want on my face

>>36707043
bakugan battle brawlers Waifu???

>>36695736
>includes greenworm in yes read category

>>36706599
got examples?

>>36695717

>>36707130
"Hoho, you're approaching me...?"

>>36706064
Bullshit. Nobody minds if there's a bit of a scuffle, as long as it doesn't go to far. By your logic, red caps don't belong in their own setting.

>>36707357
what a mean looking cow

>>36706454
Why contain it?

>>36695736
I would like to say that list is kind of biased but I tried my best to keep it kind of in the realm of the people recommended to read have enough mechanical skill and storytelling prowess to keep it enjoyable. That being said, I put Niebelfader in not recommended because he wrote a borderline NTR story that ended in bigamy that was essentially a "What the fuck" when it first dropped.

The other three were there because one pretended he was the big swinging dick of the jungle and could dictate how stories should be written, one was a pretty cringe tryhard, and one is a giant crybaby fagmonster.

ANYWAY, enough of that. Enjoy the sublime Oni.

>>36707401
I just want to take a fluffy monster girl to get waxed

I want to be sat on

>>36695717

>>36707357
>vtuber
>western vtuber
wew

>>36707463
Based human

>>36707502
Pretty sure most of the popular vtubers lately have been western ones

>>36707505
think of all that elf on your face. truly would be heaven

>>36707514
fair

>>36707303
I can't faceplant in that ass, without getting close.

>>36707505
>elf and dark elf put aside their differences to seduce anon

males belong to the superior elves
now surrender to them and multiply their race

>>36707550
will I get elf milkies if I do?

>>36707550
yes dear

>>36702539
>>36707550
Silence, hags

Here's the deal. I've got access to a portal to the MGE world.

I can pair you up with a monster girl wife. However, it's only gonna be a domestic, common species girl native to the area: harpy, centaur, large mouse, kobold, holstaur, ratatoskr, werecat, or satryos. There are other girls native to the area that are more wild, but I don't wanna risk getting a second wife, so I'm not even gonna attempt it for you. This'll likely be your only chance at a monster girl wife, anon. So what do you say?

Just tell me choice from the ones listed above, and your preferred body type and personality, within reason! (I'm not gonna be able to find you a flat chest holst or super buff rata).

No, I can't take you through the portal to meet them yourself. Sorry!
You don't have a specialized, soul-bound keystone. Without one, the portal will shred you like spaghetti.

>>36707589
i want to find the haggiest hellhound there is thats going grey and fill her up with a litter so now she has to keep on living or else i'll have trouble taking care of our 8+ daughters alone

>>36707621
that will be very rare and she definitely must be a neet

>>36707505

>>36702539
>>36707550
I ALREADY PULLED DOWN MY PANTS, NOW SPANK ME, YOU OLD SAGGY HAGS

>>36707648
Monster use boobs to fight for dominance.

>>36707145
Damn, human men are truly fucked.

>>36707648
I dont mind ugly MCs in his ntrs but I hate the MC of the elf series.

>>36707608
Tomboy werecat, thanks.

How does puberty work for cow girls? I mean, they are supposed to have big breasts but do they grow them or are they born with them? They ARE cows after all. It would be weird if they didn't have more on the chest when they are born.

>>36707677
No wonder monster lolis are usually kinda angry

>>36707699
Holsts start developing breasts at the age of 8

>>36707700
lolis use their child-bearing hips to fight for dominance

>>36695717

>>36707731
what do shortstacks use?

>>36707648
Sauce

Big meaty dark mages >>>>>> witches

>>36707405
anon one of them has never actually written anything

>>36707774
dark mages are fucking amazing

>>36707774
Aren't dark mages also witches

>>36707774
I hope she actually teaches me things between sex sessions

>>36707857
in the witchcraft sense yes, but specieswise no

>>36707911
Don't care I'm still gonna call them witches even if it makes them mad.

>>36707934
I doubt it would, if anything the actual witches from the sabbath would seethe, it's still inaccurate though.