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Alice

Ugh, what Mokou is wearing is so ugly.

The honorable samurai.

Adult Touhous? I'll just stick with Rumia.

Mokou or Alice... Hard choice, but I will go with Mokou

Alice.

Mokou

I'll take Mokou.

Why does Alice's dress only have two colors? Does love mean reducing one's power to 28.5714%?

Youmu, although I don't like the OP's artist.

Myon.

>>3666346
Yes. You give the remaining five to your spouse, of course.

>>3666346
You mean 28.571428571428571428571428571429%, right?

>>3666355
I was going by Alice's math. The girl likes to round a little.

Personally I'd choose Youmu because I have always liked her and she'd make a good wife.

>>3666378
Clumsy, incompetent, childish.

>>3666355
Well, that seems like a drag.

>>3666381
But soft.

margatroid

Youmoe~

Mokou is the hottest Touhou

>>3667533
after okuu

Alice, because even if she didn't want to start a (human) family, you would have ShangHNNNGGGGG and all her other dolls.

arisu

>>3667551

Mokou.

She'll find a way to make me immortal so we can be together forever.

Youmu, loyal till the end

ran

If you marry Youmu does that mean that you also become Yuyuko's servant?

Youmu

>>3667584
She's a servant, not a slave. If you married someone who worked at McDonald's, you wouldn't suddenly start working there, too.

>>3667592
>implying employment is the same as sworn servitude

Can't have Youmu, I'd probably have to deal with Yuyuko and watch her abuse my wife for the rest of my days.
;_;

Mokou. Youmu is a close second, though.

>>3667613
It isn't?

alice. she'd make me some "chocolate" cake.

Mokou. I like amazon women and want a sexy partner in crime to help sate my megalomania. Alice and Youmu are fine too though.

Mokou, because who wouldn't want a hot wife.

Not to mention you get package deals with them.

Mokou = Eirin, Kaguya, Reisen, Tewi, Keine.
Youmu = Yuyuko.
Alice = Dolls. Maybe Marisa.

Mokou is obviously the most cost effective choice.

Alice, since she was a human who became Youkai she'd be able to help me become one. Then I'd divorce her, marry Rumia and go on a romantic human-eating honeymoon.

Domestic bliss is eating human flesh :3

>>3667830
you can get to keine through mokou, but i don't see why you think kaguya and co. would come along instead of killing you to make mokou suffer

>>3667592
But I WANT to be Yuyuko's servant ;_;

What a stupid question.

>>3668317
Ok imagine this:

Mokou and Kaguya are fighting their monthly love/hate catfight and both end up pretty injured. Keine is busy at the village so you are Mokou's escort that night. You strike a deal with Eirin to carry them both back to Eientei (you are a strong strapping man amongst weak muscled women mind you) for healing if you can stay the night because its so damn late. Eirin agrees and before you know it Reisen is with you in the common room sharing a drink as you both complain about having to take care of such stubborn people. One thing leads to another and suddenly you are tripping on Eirin's shady new sex enhancing drug while you pound the moon bunny who is on her knees pleasuring her master and Tewi videotapes the whole thing. Nihihi.

>>3668561

I'm okay with this.

>>3668561
Why treat and heal them when they're immortal? I'm pretty sure it would be quicker to just chop their heads off and they both instantly magically regenerate.

>>3668392
>>3667548
>>3667528
>blue eyes

>>3666328
>red eyes

>>3668589
By that logic you should kill them for any minor inconvenience.

"Eeeeirin. I have a splinter ;_;"
*CHOP*

Perhaps they were so exhausted from the battle that even if you did get them to restore themselves they'd still be too tired to move. You'd still need to carry them.

>>3668613

>By that logic you should kill them for any minor inconvenience.

Well it WORKS...

mokou. them hotcakes were made for me.

And lets not forget the immortal 3somes!

>>3668561

That's weird, bro.

>>3668674
Oh Arc, you are just tsundere for my ideas.

>>3668561

I came.

Youmu because she's the softest.

>>3668561
Will Mokou be angry about it?

Mokou...probably.

youmu or alice, probably alice, tho i dislike this image of her.

>>3668790
Maybe. But you can always fire back with the time you found her and Kaguya having crazy guro sex. If you get into an arguement just give her a hard fuck and she'll be fine. Remember: She has daddy issues and needs to be dominated.

Alice, of course

>>needs to be dominated.

So THAT'S the foundation of Mokou's relationship with Ex-Keine. It all makes sense now. I always said the best ones are based on rape.

I HATE BLONDES

None, their tits are far too small.

>>3669507
wait wut?

>>3669411

Ah. Love is beautiful.

>>3669507
>too small
Does not compute.

>>3669507

Ah. But there are solutions for that.
When Eirin isn't in, trust in the Great and Wise Hakutaku.

Side effects may involve migrating ovaries and furry boobs, but that's what you have Eirin for.

Mokou

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>>3666355
Well, if that's the case, I'd have to go with Alice. That's a deal right there.