/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36631198
Such a helpful cow.....yeah, a cow.

I see much fluff in your future

>>36631198
But wait, this is cat mil-

>>36631240
>uh...can I get a second opinion?

Chocore

>>36631241
Yes, and?

>>36631294
My egg?

>Do what seems like a minor task for the jinko empress
>Now have a bunch of jinko 'bodyguards' assigned to keep me safe as thanks while I live in a mansion 'gifted' to me for my hard work.
I don't get it, it was just some potions from the alchemist..

I don't like how she look at me, anon...

>>36631339
Anon please, she's just the sweetest girl you've ever met!
You should accept her invitation for dinner.

>>36630457
>What about white fured chocolate skinned tiger girls?
Deep in the heart of Winterstown, they'll have thick fur to keep warm

>>36631294
That egg's pretty big, is she gonna be okay?

>>36631355
>You should accept her invitation for dinner
I'm not sure about that...

Good morning

>>36631521
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

>>36631682
Ohaiyo Gozaimasu

>>36631240
Future is now?

How do I find and join an apophis in over throwing the pharaoh while avoiding the fake apophis honeypots and and getting thrown into the dungeon for conspiracy?

>>36632417
You need to be invited. Don't worry, they'll find you.

>>36632417
God i wanna FUCK and BREED big fat APOPHIS TITTIES with my MASSIVELY and HARD COCK.

>>36631370
Don't worry, dragon hips are quite durable

>>36632417
overthrowing the pharaoh is overrated anon, maybe you should settle down with the big snake instead

>>36632604
>anon wants to overthrow the pharaoh for edgy and immature reasons
>searches for an apophis to help
>all he can find is a retiree whose more interested in dozing in the sun than any of that conquest nonsense
>try as he might anon cannot convince her

>get ambushed by truck-kun one late evening
>isekai'd into the middle of nowhere
>the only dot of civilization is a solitary farm/estate apparently owned by a monster family
>turns out its incubi head started off with the whole "my little princesses are never old enough to leave the nest!" mentality
>until 35 years and 7 daughters later he realized he badly wants grandkids
>you're the only other entity with an Adam's apple to have shown up since that time

I'll protect the Pharaoh, despite the fact that I have no special powers and she is way more powerful than me!

>>36632711
ah anon but you have a functioning brain, the most powerful ability

I hate it when I get raped and molested and go report it, they always ask what was I wearing that night

>>36632739
That's really cute. I do prefer a really competent and serious pharaoh though.

>>36631294
imagine breaking and eating it right in front of her

How controversial, scandalous and provocative would it be for Western Gaijin men and boys having sexual relationships with Zipangese High school aged JK girls?

>>36632815
I want Satsuki Pharaoh

>>36632999
probably not all that much compared to sabbath antics

>>36633073
>another sabbath hideout struck by the uwaaabomber

>>36633047
Yes. CLACK

>>36632684
>you'll control these vast lands and all its riches!
>sounds like a hassle
>you'll have a legion of slaves to carry out you ever word!
>that sounds kinda mean
>think of the grand monuments you will have!
>what do you take me for? an Anubis?

human boys belong to foxes

>>36633290
why did you post a jackal?

>>36633212
Such a wonderful sound

>>36633240
just call her tail fat

>>36631198

>No monthly update yet
Please hurry KC, the wans are getting sleepy

>>36633478
sleep tite hellwan

>>36633470
sweaters are powerful

>>36633451
thats how you end up under said tail anon

>>36633356
>when you hear that sound and realize you overslept

>>36633622
I will go to a temple filled with jinkos and give them cow print bikinis

How does she even fire this thing

>>36633758
Depends on the console

how do we handle the brown elf menace?

all human boys will submit to ______

>>36633904
spank

I want to fug the bugs

>>36633905
Lilim ass

Reminder if you have a normal monster daughter it’s only a matter of time till she outgrows you and treats you like a kid.
Therefore you should join the Sabbath

>>36633905
toe beans

>>36633905
the power of the spank

>>36633905
tengu mating rituals

>>36633988
>in b4 she got stuck in that position due to being old

>>36633934
Something I am addicted to. There is no cure.

>>36633955
Holiday in Zipangu with hellhound gf!

>>36631294
Aren't eggs just menstruation? Fucking gross. What I'm supposed to do with it?

>>36634031
You have to eat all the eggs

>>36633290
No.
t.human boy

>>36634031
eat it
eat it
if it's getting cold reheat it

Rejected.
I got rejected.
Rejected.
I got rejected.

>>36633835
Gamerworm

>>36634187
That artist brought me around to banshee

tell me what monster is better than a cow gf?

Yandere kiki makes sure you that smell like her every time you leave the house. This usually takes the form of a a blowjob and excessive face licking. Though it can also include her grinding her pussy on your face and a quickie before you leave. And no, you're not allowed to wear traditional colognes. Instead, you use her pussy juice and spit. Those whores need to know who you belong to.

>>36634421
>Yandere
stopped reading here

>>36634378
Two cow gfs

>>36634446
can you handle that much cow tho?

>>36634469
Yes I've been practicing for this since I was a kid

>>36634431
Yes, yes. We know you aren't a man of refined tastes.

Desperate and conniving CCs

>>36634580
how do you practice for that

>>36634731
By being raised in a farm

>>36634666
how would she react if i tell her the only way i can sleep is if i'm hugging fluffy tail?

>>36632999
This is /jp/mon, men here having actual sex with 3Ds
>controversial?
More like a miraculously unlikely
It really would be a JK
>Joke

>>36633758
Grip pump forend in one arm/leg
Put other armleg on the opposite side as a wrap around the grip and put the adjacent claw in the triggerguard to press the trigger.

>>36634666
>be me, new intern at a company post portal
>I am the only man in the company for some reason
>every monster is very nice but I can't help but shake the feeling they want something from me
>Life is good in the company but bad things keep on happening to me such as
>getting my clothes dirty so I am forced to wear some mascot attire
>Getting a flat so I stay over at some monsters house
>They all seem to relvoe with me being alone or arousing monsters in some way
>>meanwhile
>All the single CCs are trying to get this new intern but their plans keep foiling the others
>No matter what, one monster keeps cockblocking another

>>36631198

>>36634666
>CC mamono offering to let me sleep in her bed
Wonder how she'd react when I tell her I only sleep naked.
Wonder how she'd react to me sleeping at her place almost every day.

>>36634956
>This is /jp/mon, men here having actual sex with 3Ds
I want to see what 4mons /jp/ would be like.

>>36635007
shotgun twister with a greenworm

>>36635111
So many hololive threads about male vtubers...

>>36635111
>>36635181
that and there would be a human boy thread as well as touhou

>>36635111
Japanese harpy cooking spaghetti.

Need to bully monster wife.
Alternatively, what if your onahole turned into a tsukumogami?

Explain me how DE heals mental illness?

>>36635679
DE heals the brain and body

>>36635679

>>36635679
It's mamono mana I don't gotta explain shit

you are starring in a porno with these seven monsters, what's the title of it
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>36635749
uuuuoh

Just got done having sex with a mino.

Overall positive experience. Felt really, REALLY good. She knew how to use her hands well and her mouth. I had to take the lead in sex to make maximize pleasure however. Some stink, but it was a good stink. The kinda stink that makes you horny. Definitely different from a human female. More animalistic but still sorta human in smell. I've never sniffed a cattle's cunt before, but it was probably something along those lines if I had to guess. I'd say 3-4 days since she last bathed. First guess is that minos are kinda lazy and don't give much thought to cleanliness but aren't completely neglectful. Strong, powerful hugs. Leglock when I was getting close and came. I didn't even have to say; she sensed it. She has a thing for holding onto you tightly. Hugs, leglock, grabbing with hands, etc. But she eases up when she realizes you aren't going anywhere. Very sloppy kisser, but that just made it all the more erotic.

Appearance sorta like pic related in skin and hair color. Eyes were a dark blue. I could stare into them forever. Muscle mass is similar. Still distinctly feminine however. No man hands or anything gross. Hair barely reached her shoulders. Straight, but kinda messy. The ears are just as fuzzy as you can imagine. Very fun to touch. She thought it was cute how I was fascinated by them. Fur does indeed cover the genitals and at all times. Not the receding thing that KC talks about. Casual yet revealing clothes. Their world isn't too far off from ours in technology (somethin akin to 1970s), magitech isn't really much a thing. The cross-over is quite minimal and trivial for that matter, and the fashion is different but not too far off that it seems completely alien. No scars like much of the mino art often shows. They don't dress up the horns or wear chains. In fact, no jewelry whatever for any of the mamono I saw. No jewelry for anyone for that matter. Of course, she didn't wear any chains either.

>>36635817
Alice in Fuckingland.

>>36635749
>Atlach-nacha
>Jabberwock
>Titania
>Alp
>Umi-osho
>Blue Oni
>Ryu
Porno title: "Fat Ugly Man Takes on the Fetish Carousel | Multicultural Edition"

WARNING: Includes: transformation, insect bestiality, vore, innocent handholding, pseudo-gay, BDSM, drunk sex, watersports, lesbian, and gangrape.

>>36635749
>Yuki-Onna
>Dorome
>Gnome
>Mad Hatter
>Yeti
>Living Armor
>Nureonago
From the Cold Ground They Came

You are having a trip to the mountains with the rest of your class. You are the sole male student and finally has arrived the bath time in the hot springs.
A Jinko, a Hellhound and an Amazoness enter the male bath in the onsen and upon noticing (You) then looking back at the MALE sign they claim someone must have switched the outside gender signs and this is an “a-accident” and totally they were not planning to peek.
Cheshire ass out of nowhere knocks the towel off your waist in front of those three girls far bigger, stronger and lewder than (You).
What do in this situation?

>>36636003
tell them to fuck me, just give me 5 bucks and they all can do whatever they want to me

>>36636003
ask for their name and their actual age

>>36631198

>>36635749
>dark priest
>vamp mosquito
>manticore
>greenworm
>bubble slime
>skeleton
>troll
Anon's trip to church in the swamp
bloodplay, tailplay, religious overtones, slime rape, old dirty bones, smell, foodplay, and lots of brutal rape

>>36636003
>Jinko
Yes.
>Hellhound
Yes.
>Amazoness
You killed my erection. I hate them.

>>36635705
Just flay my shit uo please I'm suffering so much man just eat my thoughts and make me a retarded loyal husband please

>>36636003
Scream and get the (male) teacher to get the girls out and charge them with sexual harassment.

>>36636003
do nothing and if they rape me, let them. I'll just look into them with my dead fish eyes as they do

>>36636003
rape the Cheshire ass if it's still there

How do I let a Lim know that I'm a [BIG SHOT]?

>>36636417
you aren't

>>36636417
by making fingerguns at her and going "pew pew!"

>>36636417
either show her your cannon, your forklift certification, or your handmade axe you made yourself

I love liches!

>>36636561
Nothing gets the lims wet like a certified forklift operator

>>36636712
for heavy girls like ushis

>>36636955
You mean fat?

>>36635679
>DE
?

>>36636965
>fat
The politically correct term is BEEG

>>36636967
demon energy

Stupid sexy desert dogs

>>36636985
>politically correct
fat is fat, no if and buts about it

>>36637003
SMART* sexy desert dogs!

>>36636985
I thought it was thicc?

>>36637036
not if their brain's fried from earrubs

>>36637112
tehy are still smart! just uh oberloaded

>Aaaanooooon~

>>36631198

>>36636955
>>36636965
How do you tell your wife that she's heavy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJAKC7A41g
so you guys like monster girls?

>>36637292
by either molesting her chub or telling her she shouldn't get on top

>>36637328
I'm not watching your shitty youtube video and MGQ sucks shit.

>>36634638
send me in coach... I'm ready

>>36637328
Crossfaggot.

>>36637292
Put the scale in front of her

>>36631198

>>36637418
he posted something that was in the /vg/ thread?
damn, now I'm angry

>>36637292
I don't

>>36637206
I want to caress an anubis's ears and watch her English comprehension deteriorate into alphabet soup as she tries to write a missive to the pharoah. Watching as she won't be able to decide between bliss from the ear rubs or nervousness at not being able to finish her letter will be like fine wine to me.

>>36637505
You need to tell her sometime

>>36637506
>her impeccable, borderline-calligraphy handwriting gradually turns to the chickenscratch you would expect from a preschooler

It's cute when both you and your waifu are switches.

>>36637512
Only if she does something that may be dangerous for her weight.

>>36637596
I need this with a nerdy monster girl so we can do a 40k match to see who gets to top that night if no one can decide what they want

>>36631198

>>36634187
I'm sorry banshee, but in real life the pixie gets the hubbie

>>36637628
>we can do a 40k match to see who gets to top that night
That default means it's gonna be an S&S power struggle. I'd be unable to bottom if I'm still full of competitive spirit.

>>36634421
>a blowjob and excessive face licking
in that order?

>>36634421
Every day I regret my decision to not hire the shoggoth.

>>36637711
All the better than.

>>36637596
Once more time for Werebats to shine.

>>36635749
Fairy Kingdom Civil War: The Snuggle vs The Struggle

>>36637731
You have enraged the kiki.

>>36636175
>sleep , tight hellwan
Ftfy
Punctuation is important.

>>36637003
! !

>>36635749
Goo Goo Dolls: Taste the Rainbow

>>36637942
how does it start, anon? with some 80s porn music

>>36637942
By the end, Anon's new waifu is a very large technicolor Slime
>plenty of spare goo to make a horde of melting pot Daughterfus

>>36635749
"Cultural exchange reverse gang bang?" Seriously these girls have next to nothing in common.

>>36635749
they came from the deep

>>36637959
Nah, for the title pun to work, it has to be 'Iris'.
>https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw

>>36633290
true, but I like that jackal and her sisters too

>>36633905
meido pampering

>>36637816
Titania1 has the cold and the hug wanting to cuddle
Titania2 has the double rape machine
but which team is the High Orc in? Is she in team Snuggle or is she in the team Struggle ?

>>36638046
she is on team struggle snuggle

>>36637741
Considering she's a monstergirl, she'd probably end up prevailing and milking me dry. But then the next morning I'll just get her back by fucking her over the kitchen counter. Then when eat mid-congress, and then go for a jog. Typical, comfy weekend plans.

>>36636003
Does Cheshire not realize by setting up Anon to be raped as a joke she is fundamentally losing her chance to get a husband to more proactive rapists?

>>36637993
Fifty Shades of Alabama Slamma

>>36638257
>help, I got stuck in my step-sis's mud agian
>why y'all lookin at me like I am a fine steak

>>36637731
Don't. Shoggy would put your dick in a living chastity condom that teases you throughout the day.

>>36638355
>Boy I say boy you're about as sharp as wet liver
>Stop trippin' over yaself, ya gots a job to do boy

>>36638418
>Whats the job, I already cleaned the chicken pen and cleaned the barn out
>Why you pointing at your crotch
cue cheesy banjo music in the background

>>36635749
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned in multiple religions."

Seriously with the amount of rolls this took to set up I would have better luck winning big in Vegas.

>>36638479
>starts off in a church where anon runs to hide from demons
>He comes in
>starts praying
>asks for protection against all evil and also a happy life with wife
>The demons already had a backdoor into the church, that old nun that looks even sexier than anon last saw her

>>36638399
Yeah sure bro, your chastity would be infinitly more painfull for her compared to you.

>>36638522
>it has been converted into an eros/fallen god church
>his prayers are answered

can automatons monsterize girls?

>>36638606
>they are answered with the same strength of his prayers
>violent, desperate, and without end

>>36638627
I don't see why not, but from what I remember Automatons are included in the type of monsters that women can't monsterize into, so they'd rather turn into vanilla Succs instead.

>>36635749
I entered the wrong shrine!
How horafying!
This old temple made me rock hard!
Send help.

>>36638674
more white snakes?
on the double

>>36638661
how do we produce mini-automatons then? I recall them having a womb but not if it they are able of self-replicating, are they even "alive"? do they have souls?

>>36634031
cum all over it to fertilize it, idiot

>>36638712
you're supposed to fertilize the egg before she lays it, dumbass, unless it was a fish's one. she clearly means you tk eat the egg

>>36631294
what would she do it licked the fluids dripping from the shells then cracked it open and slurped its contents?

>>36638674
while I know you rigged the roll, I kind of want to hear a story of a man married to a ryu being individually kidnaped by the maids all of them thinking they are the only ones doing it

>>36638734
>eat the egg
and lose it forever? NEVER.
I will bath it in gold and treasure it forevermore

>>36631294
where are her wings?

>>36638777
she's one of them land dragons, god

>>36638734
>fertilize the egg before she lays it
What if it's a humpty egg?

>>36638773
if it's the first egg she gives you, sure. But think about it rationally anon, eating the egg gives you an excuse to ask for another so you'll get to see her flustered face as she hands you her eggs very often

>>36638711
>how do we produce mini-automatons then?
You knock them up, how else would you do it?
>do they have souls?
It's not stated if they do, but this is a world where Japanese folklore applies and tsukumogami are a thing. It would be weirder if they didn't have souls.
>>36638773
If it's not fertilized, it's just going to spoil. If it's fertilized, your daughter is going to hatch out of it. You can't keep it forever either way.

>>36638680
I'm never leaving the temple, my life filled with being wrapped in a mass of tails, running away turns me to stone.
At least the Ryu's there to comfort me when she's done ordering my rape. Good ending overall actually.
>>36638768
I didn't, all years + the categories I liked. Clicked away while it spun and that's what I saw when I came back.

>>36638790
then you are supposed to fertilize it after it cracks open

>>36638787
ah, the lack of wings made me think she was a lizard or salamander but the horns confused me... thanks anon

>>36638802
>+ the categories I liked.
chicken man is not manly enough to roll all categories

>>36638798
>how else would you do it?
I don't know, maybe she builds small parts and we assemble our daughters like legos? and then idk she transfers a mix of my spirit energy and her demon energy into the assembled daughter and she sparks to life...

>>36638798
could probably poke a small hole in the shell to drain the contents if it's unfertilized then patch the hole and give it a gold bath

>>36635996
How are Yuki and Yeti going to come from the frozen ground? Are they undead Yuki and Yeti?

>>36635749
something about cultural exchange maybe?

>>36638711
>>36638846
You are thinking too much. Just bang the automaton and let pregnancy do its miracles

>>36638874
I NEED ANSWERS ANON

>>36638833
You get weird shit when you do that, I got three Cait Sith's once before. I hate the Siths, but fine fuck you, looks like i walked into a horror show, feat the anubis manager.

>>36638881
the womb of an automaton has nanomachines that semen to make a daughter

>>36638874
nice off-topic image faggot.

>>36638711
I know people will probably hate the comparison, but I treat Automatons like D&D's Warforged, yes they are sentient, yes they have souls, yes mana lets them get pregnant and have children.

>>36638864
wait, no, someone (red slime) spiked the drinks on the anime club. owl mage and dragon being president and vice respectfully. ochimusha and ushi-oni being exchange students and titania is just accompanying her mantis friend

https://twitter.com/aba_rano/status/1440044717907996676/photo/1

>>36638957
I know jack about d&d but I think the comparison is pretty fair, thanks anon.

>>36638970
I don't mind a little size difference, but when you can't kiss your wife when you are making love to her it's too much.

>>36638924
The joke is that guy actually fucked an alien automaton. And managed to have two children with her.

Holding hands with an Amazon!

shhhh
mouse sleeps
do not wake

>>36635749
At first I figured this was something Sabbath-sponsored but now I don't know what the FUCK is going on.

For me, it's sharp teeth

>>36639328
Handholding is forbidden in the amazon village! It is too lewd!

>>36639329
I'm taking that cheese.

>>36639352
Amazonian Troll is made for handholding

>>36639328
Holding an amazon in a full nelson

>>36631198

>>36639397
You disgust me

what if she whispered into your ear?

>>36635749
My day is ruined.

>>36639552
you literally won the loterry

>>36639579
Do you not see the fucking furry.

>>36631198

>>36639586
monster girls are monster girls, anon.

>>36639615
I'm not touching a furry with a twenty yard pole, nerd.

>>36639682
Well that's the thing. They don't want you to touch them with the pole, they want you to touch them with... a different kind of pole, I guess.

hello?

>>36639800
Where is cirno?

oh no, tsundere vampire with huge knockers

>>36639800
Yes hi

>Had a dream I was an adventurer doing a quest for a big tited Centaur queen
>When I finish the quest she says she knows I’ve been staring at her tits the whole time and has an appropriate reward for me
>A tall tomboy cowgirl I befriended along the way then comes out and pushes me onto the ground, straddles me, and starts taking off her shirt
>I then wake up
It’s not fucking fair bros, why can’t I just have a cowgirl wife.

Fuck a harpy once and she will be singing every morning at the break of dawn for the rest of your life.

>>36631198

>>36639701
Alright, man, I'll level with you. While I will cast a fairly wide net when it comes to what I'm willing to put up with in monster girl fetishes there's several I'll never fucking touch in any version of a disgusting meat reality:

- Furries like the Sith
- Toddlercon shit like the Dwarfs
- ( You )
- Humpty Eggs

>>36639958
what if it's a CC humpty egg

>>36639800
hello

>>36639470
You need to put her in her place, if you want to recruit her into your party.

>>36639800
hello, is it me you're looking for?

>>36639800
Promiscuous girl, wherever you are
I'm all alone, and it's you that I want

>>36639996
Still a hard pass.

>>36639800
Just keep moving kogasa, you're too good for these degenerates

>>36639894
that anubis is either photosynthesetic or has a serious fungal problem

>>36639996
Command Center?

best mg for The Blue Danube Waltz

What story are you going to tell them tonight, anon?

>>36631198

>>36640261
>once, there was an ugly dragon
>she was so ugly, that everyone died
>the end

>>36640332
why did you talk about your mother that way?

>>36640310
Gonna fuck those tits until she’s not sad any more.

>>36640261
>listen to the legend of the bionicle

>>36631240

>>36640261
little red riding kun and the big, bad, yet shy wolf

>>36640380
can she see our future together?

>>36631198

>>36640482
>monster yeets a love gernade at anon
>instead of exploding, it smacks anon in the head
>monster starts awawawing as anon crumbles to the ground
why cant they just ask people out normally?

>>36640482
>bitch left the pin on
>pull pin
>toss love grenade right back at her

>>36640508
That's a funny idea.
>monster girl tries to be cool and kabedon anon
>accidentally stumbles while sliding up to him while trying to look extra cool and ends up bashing him in the back of the head
>anon falls like a sack of potatoes and wakes up hours later with his head wrapped up like a mummy with no idea where the hell he is

plant your seeds

>>36640624
OK.

>>36640583
>Holst tries to boob hat anon
>uses too much force and smacks him to the ground
>Spider traps anon in her webs
>she gets careless undressing him and snaps her webs by mistake
>anon falls flat on his face
>Horse gets anon to ride on her back
>she gets spooked and throws him off by mistake

>>36640695
What a degen

>>36635749
>Lilim
>Ghost
>Jinn of the Jar
>Kitsune-bi
>Mandragora
>Large Mouse
>Siren
Ah yes, Makai Whorehouse Orgy 12, a classic.

>>36640688
>>she gets spooked and throws him off by mistake
So she kills a man is what you're saying.

>>36640671
>Bicorn star trek captain
Something tells me ensign anon is going to be stuck doing first contact missions instead of engineering like he signed up for.

>>36640699
Lies and slander.

>>36640688
Doesn't even have to be physical harm
>atlach nacha starts to bully and verbally abuse anon
>poor anon just had a long day at work and is stressed out
>he starts to cry
>nacha feels like garbage and gets him a huge tub of demon realm ice cream

fairy cleric knows what's best for you

>>36640759
>nacha tries to bully a man
>he just agrees with everything she says he is like she's saying obvious facts
Can't get bullied if you hate yourself.

>>36640797
>nacha keeps trying insults to get one that sticks
>keep accepting them and confirming them
>she gets so mad she cant say anything
>lean in and tell her "you're not really good at this are you?"
bully nachos

>>36640759
>cheshire pranks anon too hard
>he just lays on the floor, unresponsive
>a bogey shows up and just scowls at her till she stops trying to laugh it off

>>36640796
I welcome death like an old friend

>>36640815
>another anon rescued from evil by the beautiful bogey
truly best girl

>>36640826
>cheshire is still "crashing" on anon's couch
>no one has the heart to tell her to leave nor does she want to
at least bogey will have plenty to comfort him over

>>36640842
and a babysitter for all the little bogeys

>doc are you saying that this automaton is nuclear powered!?

>>36640981
>no are you fucking retarded how would you fuck a nuclear automaton holy shit

>>36641003
>if your dick isn't glowing. it isn't worth it

>>36640981
>no, anon, I said it's "atomic powered"
>as in "powered by your atom-sized dick"

>>36641015
>>if your dick isn't glowing. it isn't worth it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1632194620415.webm

Where do I get big buff zombie gals?

What kind of monster would Al Bundy be married to?

as she tries to blend into human society she thinks to herself
“I’ll drink water. Humans drink water.”

>>36641091
the big and buff crypts

>>36640729
I mean

I like bicorns, but I don't think they'd take offense to the degeneracy comment, they probably wear that as a badge of honor.

>>36641134
peg would make a good Succ

>>36641134
Shut the fuck up retard

>>36640981
>>36641015
>It lengthens, hardens, girthens, strengthens, satisfies and fully pleasures your crotch!

>>36641170

Kots > tricksy foxes

>>36641200
Shoo, MMOfag

>>36631198

>>36640380
shady soothsayer is one of my favorite aesthetics

>>36641200
Can kots do this?

>>36641218
this is a monster girl thread, and I am posting monster girls

>>36641200
what did she mean by this?

>>36641235
Post monster girls from a game that isn't shit then.

>>36641235
the first picture was very pretty

>>36641227
boooo, get new material

>>36641232
Hey Boomer saved that Baphomet.

I wanna kick a beach oni's sand castle

>>36641287
Ok?

>>36641287
kick over an oni's sand castle, and she'll kick over your house

>>36641326
i thought that was the big bad wolfs thing

>>36636173
>two of greenworm anon's top 5

>>36641252
nou

>>36641287
>kick over oni's sand castle
>she starts bawling and runs away
>your position as king of the beach reasserted, you continue on your patrol of your territory
>"That's him, big sis!"
>turn around
>already large oni is accompanies by an even larger oni
>"Are you the twerp who knocked over my baby sister's castle?"
Quick! Think of a lie to keep you from being buried up to your neck and sand and left for the mermaids at high tide!

>>36641360
Nah fuck that back is against the wall I have to double down at this point.

>>36641360
t-that's how they propose back h-home?

>>36641377
>"really? what region"
>uh, upstate monster york
>"really? because I'm from ushi-ca and I've never seen someone propose like that"
>oh no, not in ushi-ka, it's an alp-any gesture

>>36641252
I've already done plenty of nelf+draenei posting in threads past

>>36641360
>>"Are you the twerp who knocked over my baby sister's castle?"
yes, and she better help me build a better one

>>36641360
I tripped!
My twin lives here too, he must have done it!
There was a poisonous snake in the castle!
There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

>>36641360
if any seamaiden is going to take me i hope it's a faceful of flowkelp after she is thrown bodily at me

>>36641360
don't you know sandcastles atreact SANDWORMS? they are basically health hazards really

>>36641360
Your idiot sister obviously didn't see the fairy with the poisonous needle hiding in there.

>>36641376
>"Yeah, and?"
>cut to Anon being amazon pressed in the muscle beach section

>>36641360
so-sorry, I don't know how to act around cute girls...

Trust friendly foxes.

>>36641428
>>36641399
>>36641377
You help your new, blushing oni friend rebuild her castle under the watchful eye of her sister. When you've finished your truly spectacular sandcastle, she shyly asks if you want to go for drinks at the beach bar. Her sisters face makes it clear that you are not permitted to turn the offer down.
If your post ends in an even number, you have a merry time over drinks. You go back to her families beach house and share a passionate moment in the tropical summer night.
If your post ends in an odd number, the "shy" oni pounds several cocktails in quick succession and quickly loses all her inhibitions. And her bikini. She uses your mouth for a shot glass before throwing you onto the bar and raping you senseless in front of the jeering crowd. Don't be too sour about it, she'll be cuddly and shy in the morning again. And eager to make it up to you.

>>36641519
I'm rolling, but either way, I'm kicking the new sandcastle down like the old one

>>36641519
>two of the replies are mine (top and bottom)
>one is even other is odd
guess I'm rolling it out, I'm happy with either result, but what about the sister? does she just watch?

>>36641573
buddy, you and I are going into the long war in that bar, we are in this together, like in nam, we are going to put on a show and you are going to like it

>>36641579
couldn't ask for a better way to go, my friend.

>>36641598
>>36641579
gay

7 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiHImv6f7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiHImv6f7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiHImv6f7s

>>36641252
No

>but what about the sister? does she just watch?
May as well roll for it.
If odd >>36641573 gets the big sister and >>36641579 the little sister
If even >>36641579 gets little sister and >>36641573 the big sister

i wish more artists went hard on fancy bras

>>36639858
>Fear me, foolish morta-
>Woah! A Vampire! Can I see your fangs?!

How do I catch the trash bandit that steals my balled up cum tissues so I can give her a fresh taste?

>>36641791
>big sister
I'm satisfied with this result

>>36641965
there are many ways to catch a cum thief, you can make a line of tissues (somewhat affixed) leading into your home, you can not take out the trash and leave your window open while waiting for her, you could hide in your filth or in one big bag that seems to contain your tissues and have her take you to her home or you could make a trap using a cum bucket, she will be too dazed and in ecstasy to escape

>>36641978
>>36641791
that roll is fucking rigged, roll again, but fix it this time

>>36642190
the sisters were rigged from the start, boyo

I could go for some fresh yak milk right now.

>>36641800
that's a lot of layers

>>36641800
I thought it was a tiny Owl girl from the thumbnail.

>>36642218
I get so lightheaded up there

>>36641800
proper support is important

>>36640724
ST Bicorn
Motto: To boldly go where every man has gone before.
>gets to Kirk-style fuck&dump a lot of Green-slimes, Green-Onis, Froggers, and Alraunes

>>36641153
No, Peg was a "ubus", that's a Succubus, but without any Succ... [boom-tish]

How do I make a proud amazon warrior into a stay at home mom?

>>36642567
you dont

So is succubus/demon summoning in modern day MGE just speed dating?

>>36639833
Tiny picture on one of the banners above.

>>36642567
Why not become a stay at home dad?
>>36642944
Yes, unless you're summoning a Demon for marriage counseling or it's a woman summoning a Succubus to learn how to pick up men.

>>36643050
>summoning a Demon for marriage counseling
>"Have you considered making your wife into a succubus?"

>>36643050
>it's a woman summoning a Succubus to learn how to pick up men.
I want a salamander to try "miss. succs dating advice summoning" because she keeps scaring away all her potential future husbands by trying to fight them out of the blue.

We're all outta normal foxes, sorry. Having to resort to our cache of obscure JRPG bosses.

>>36643248
Talk about stiletto heels...

>>36643183
The key is to teach her small talk so she can tell whether her potential boyfriend would ever spar or not.

>>36643302
>"So... you like fighting?"
>"Well I like fighting games"
>"Good enough"

>>36643329
We need to get gremlins to make fisting-safe automatons!

>>36643248
>this will be your automaton for today

monsters love men in full plate, so fight nude instead, you will surely scare them away

>>36643973
those poor mech pilots...

>>36643973
Gonna max dex and fight naked, those monsters will never catch me!
And just to rub salt in the wound I'll oil myself up.

Dead hours.

>>36643996
doomed to be gremlin bait or have their OS become a little to clingy

>>36644423
miss lich was not prepared for the horrors of the online world

>>36644423
>>36644513
at least it wasn't handholding while in the missionary postion

She has used the crowbar exactly once and it was on an oni from a rival gang who asked if her panties matched her socks.

They do.

>>36644583
Why is she dressed like that at her age? Her considerable, considerable age?

>>36644613
I'm wondering that too. I think that its frommaghhgkl,.

Fairies are...

>>36644804
BAKABAKABAKA

>>36644804
in groups of nine