Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:33:00 2021 No.36631198 [Reply] [Original]

Protein, calcium, and other things you need.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:37:07 2021 No.36631226 >>36631198 Such a helpful cow.....yeah, a cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:40:35 2021 No.36631240 File: 267 KB, 1171x866, 1619757989445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I see much fluff in your future

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:40:40 2021 No.36631241 File: 96 KB, 2048x836, 1614118651135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198 But wait, this is cat mil-

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:42:46 2021 No.36631262 >>36631240 >uh...can I get a second opinion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:43:23 2021 No.36631265 File: 520 KB, 4096x3281, 1629789026007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chocore

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:43:41 2021 No.36631267 File: 655 KB, 1300x1600, ILpcdqO2_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631241 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:46:24 2021 No.36631294 File: 1.15 MB, 1363x1938, eggg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:51:10 2021 No.36631329 >>36631294 My egg?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:52:02 2021 No.36631335 >Do what seems like a minor task for the jinko empress >Now have a bunch of jinko 'bodyguards' assigned to keep me safe as thanks while I live in a mansion 'gifted' to me for my hard work. I don't get it, it was just some potions from the alchemist..

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:52:36 2021 No.36631339 File: 57 KB, 900x1500, 1582726790937-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't like how she look at me, anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:54:42 2021 No.36631355 >>36631339 Anon please, she's just the sweetest girl you've ever met! You should accept her invitation for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:55:13 2021 No.36631359 >>36630457 >What about white fured chocolate skinned tiger girls? Deep in the heart of Winterstown, they'll have thick fur to keep warm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 10:56:28 2021 No.36631370 >>36631294 That egg's pretty big, is she gonna be okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 11:05:10 2021 No.36631458 >>36631355 >You should accept her invitation for dinner I'm not sure about that...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 11:08:39 2021 No.36631521 File: 74 KB, 692x692, Gazer651_Blushily.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 11:20:01 2021 No.36631682
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>>36631521
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 11:21:30 2021 No.36631696 >>36631682 Ohaiyo Gozaimasu

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 11:55:48 2021 No.36632263 File: 2.03 MB, 1400x2000, __yakumo_ran_touhou_drawn_by_chikuwa_tikuwaumai__af1ee7cc954cae7d6714bc356acf4c67.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631240 Future is now?

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:04:28 2021 No.36632417
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How do I find and join an apophis in over throwing the pharaoh while avoiding the fake apophis honeypots and and getting thrown into the dungeon for conspiracy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:05:38 2021 No.36632444 >>36632417 You need to be invited. Don't worry, they'll find you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:09:49 2021 No.36632496 >>36632417 God i wanna FUCK and BREED big fat APOPHIS TITTIES with my MASSIVELY and HARD COCK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:14:18 2021 No.36632552 >>36631370 Don't worry, dragon hips are quite durable

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:19:20 2021 No.36632604 >>36632417 overthrowing the pharaoh is overrated anon, maybe you should settle down with the big snake instead

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Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:25:19 2021 No.36632684

>>36632604
>anon wants to overthrow the pharaoh for edgy and immature reasons
>searches for an apophis to help
>all he can find is a retiree whose more interested in dozing in the sun than any of that conquest nonsense
>try as he might anon cannot convince her

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:25:21 2021 No.36632685
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>get ambushed by truck-kun one late evening
>isekai'd into the middle of nowhere
>the only dot of civilization is a solitary farm/estate apparently owned by a monster family
>turns out its incubi head started off with the whole "my little princesses are never old enough to leave the nest!" mentality
>until 35 years and 7 daughters later he realized he badly wants grandkids
>you're the only other entity with an Adam's apple to have shown up since that time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:27:35 2021 No.36632711 File: 300 KB, 1300x2000, 1610651747665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll protect the Pharaoh, despite the fact that I have no special powers and she is way more powerful than me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:29:18 2021 No.36632739 File: 359 KB, 1896x2344, Dummy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36632711 ah anon but you have a functioning brain, the most powerful ability

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:34:29 2021 No.36632810 I hate it when I get raped and molested and go report it, they always ask what was I wearing that night

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:34:54 2021 No.36632815 >>36632739 That's really cute. I do prefer a really competent and serious pharaoh though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:35:38 2021 No.36632827 >>36631294 imagine breaking and eating it right in front of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:49:18 2021 No.36632999 How controversial, scandalous and provocative would it be for Western Gaijin men and boys having sexual relationships with Zipangese High school aged JK girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:52:32 2021 No.36633047 >>36632815 I want Satsuki Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:54:18 2021 No.36633073 >>36632999 probably not all that much compared to sabbath antics

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 12:56:03 2021 No.36633091 >>36633073 >another sabbath hideout struck by the uwaaabomber

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:05:38 2021 No.36633212 >>36633047 Yes. CLACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:07:22 2021 No.36633240 >>36632684 >you'll control these vast lands and all its riches! >sounds like a hassle >you'll have a legion of slaves to carry out you ever word! >that sounds kinda mean >think of the grand monuments you will have! >what do you take me for? an Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:11:45 2021 No.36633290 File: 415 KB, 620x618, 1632143416476-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] human boys belong to foxes

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:14:11 2021 No.36633313 >>36633290 why did you post a jackal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:19:11 2021 No.36633356 >>36633212 Such a wonderful sound

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:28:58 2021 No.36633451 >>36633240 just call her tail fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:30:15 2021 No.36633470 File: 942 KB, 2048x1536, E_uRBE-UUAQ5lXV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:30:37 2021 No.36633478 File: 539 KB, 1000x1000, 1583196554136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No monthly update yet Please hurry KC, the wans are getting sleepy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:33:06 2021 No.36633506 >>36633478 sleep tite hellwan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:33:14 2021 No.36633511 File: 622 KB, 880x1192, 92866616_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36633470 sweaters are powerful

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:48:26 2021 No.36633661 >>36633451 thats how you end up under said tail anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:49:10 2021 No.36633668 >>36633356 >when you hear that sound and realize you overslept

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:49:48 2021 No.36633674 >>36633622 I will go to a temple filled with jinkos and give them cow print bikinis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 13:57:53 2021 No.36633758 File: 948 KB, 1600x1200, Sola_Super_Shotgun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does she even fire this thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:03:01 2021 No.36633835 >>36633758 Depends on the console

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:08:21 2021 No.36633904 File: 95 KB, 850x1031, elfoid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do we handle the brown elf menace?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:08:25 2021 No.36633905 all human boys will submit to ______

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:09:08 2021 No.36633914 >>36633904 spank

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:09:24 2021 No.36633918 File: 1.52 MB, 960x1356, 38614460-3339-4ee8-8249-95439e9caa17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fug the bugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:10:26 2021 No.36633934 File: 614 KB, 1530x1530, 1628968551781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36633905 Lilim ass

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:10:31 2021 No.36633936
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Reminder if you have a normal monster daughter it’s only a matter of time till she outgrows you and treats you like a kid.
Therefore you should join the Sabbath

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:12:05 2021 No.36633955 File: 1.59 MB, 1600x900, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36633905 toe beans

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:13:40 2021 No.36633972 >>36633905 the power of the spank

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:14:56 2021 No.36633988 File: 1.67 MB, 2344x1722, 1631942421789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36633905 tengu mating rituals

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:15:45 2021 No.36633999 >>36633988 >in b4 she got stuck in that position due to being old

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:16:48 2021 No.36634013 >>36633934 Something I am addicted to. There is no cure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:17:49 2021 No.36634025 >>36633955 Holiday in Zipangu with hellhound gf!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:18:21 2021 No.36634031 >>36631294 Aren't eggs just menstruation? Fucking gross. What I'm supposed to do with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:25:17 2021 No.36634115 >>36634031 You have to eat all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:26:15 2021 No.36634126 >>36633290 No. t.human boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:30:30 2021 No.36634181 >>36634031 eat it eat it if it's getting cold reheat it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:30:54 2021 No.36634187 File: 390 KB, 2190x3131, 1620060779839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rejected. I got rejected. Rejected. I got rejected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:31:24 2021 No.36634189 >>36633835 Gamerworm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:38:38 2021 No.36634266 File: 513 KB, 2979x4096, 20210920_093814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36634187 That artist brought me around to banshee

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:38:53 2021 No.36634270 File: 1.33 MB, 3500x2600, image0-11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:45:29 2021 No.36634378 File: 184 KB, 620x591, cow milk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tell me what monster is better than a cow gf?

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:48:28 2021 No.36634421
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Yandere kiki makes sure you that smell like her every time you leave the house. This usually takes the form of a a blowjob and excessive face licking. Though it can also include her grinding her pussy on your face and a quickie before you leave. And no, you're not allowed to wear traditional colognes. Instead, you use her pussy juice and spit. Those whores need to know who you belong to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:49:13 2021 No.36634431 >>36634421 >Yandere stopped reading here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:50:43 2021 No.36634446 >>36634378 Two cow gfs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 14:52:56 2021 No.36634469 >>36634446 can you handle that much cow tho?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:00:52 2021 No.36634580 >>36634469 Yes I've been practicing for this since I was a kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:04:22 2021 No.36634638 >>36634431 Yes, yes. We know you aren't a man of refined tastes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:05:34 2021 No.36634666 File: 1.36 MB, 1911x1848, 1615045522080.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Desperate and conniving CCs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:10:29 2021 No.36634731 >>36634580 how do you practice for that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:11:14 2021 No.36634737 >>36634731 By being raised in a farm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:23:05 2021 No.36634878 >>36634666 how would she react if i tell her the only way i can sleep is if i'm hugging fluffy tail?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:29:57 2021 No.36634956 >>36632999 This is /jp/mon, men here having actual sex with 3Ds >controversial? More like a miraculously unlikely It really would be a JK >Joke

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:34:45 2021 No.36635007 >>36633758 Grip pump forend in one arm/leg Put other armleg on the opposite side as a wrap around the grip and put the adjacent claw in the triggerguard to press the trigger.

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:39:45 2021 No.36635063

>>36634666
>be me, new intern at a company post portal
>I am the only man in the company for some reason
>every monster is very nice but I can't help but shake the feeling they want something from me
>Life is good in the company but bad things keep on happening to me such as
>getting my clothes dirty so I am forced to wear some mascot attire
>Getting a flat so I stay over at some monsters house
>They all seem to relvoe with me being alone or arousing monsters in some way
>>meanwhile
>All the single CCs are trying to get this new intern but their plans keep foiling the others
>No matter what, one monster keeps cockblocking another

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:40:28 2021 No.36635073 File: 970 KB, 875x1150, 92411210_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:42:52 2021 No.36635107 >>36634666 >CC mamono offering to let me sleep in her bed Wonder how she'd react when I tell her I only sleep naked. Wonder how she'd react to me sleeping at her place almost every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:42:57 2021 No.36635111 >>36634956 >This is /jp/mon, men here having actual sex with 3Ds I want to see what 4mons /jp/ would be like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:44:16 2021 No.36635137 >>36635007 shotgun twister with a greenworm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:47:27 2021 No.36635181 >>36635111 So many hololive threads about male vtubers...

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 15:50:12 2021 No.36635228 >>36635111 >>36635181 that and there would be a human boy thread as well as touhou

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:05:48 2021 No.36635445 >>36635111 Japanese harpy cooking spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:18:38 2021 No.36635602 File: 506 KB, 850x665, 2b60901f8c369decbf855aec9be22989_0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need to bully monster wife. Alternatively, what if your onahole turned into a tsukumogami?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:23:53 2021 No.36635679 File: 108 KB, 600x714, 1613056026400-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Explain me how DE heals mental illness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:24:47 2021 No.36635695 >>36635679 DE heals the brain and body

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:25:12 2021 No.36635705 File: 579 KB, 1454x973, 1626594947610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635679

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:26:33 2021 No.36635726 >>36635679 It's mamono mana I don't gotta explain shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:27:49 2021 No.36635749 you are starring in a porno with these seven monsters, what's the title of it https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:32:26 2021 No.36635817 File: 64 KB, 1052x331, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635749 uuuuoh

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:36:07 2021 No.36635868
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Just got done having sex with a mino.

Overall positive experience. Felt really, REALLY good. She knew how to use her hands well and her mouth. I had to take the lead in sex to make maximize pleasure however. Some stink, but it was a good stink. The kinda stink that makes you horny. Definitely different from a human female. More animalistic but still sorta human in smell. I've never sniffed a cattle's cunt before, but it was probably something along those lines if I had to guess. I'd say 3-4 days since she last bathed. First guess is that minos are kinda lazy and don't give much thought to cleanliness but aren't completely neglectful. Strong, powerful hugs. Leglock when I was getting close and came. I didn't even have to say; she sensed it. She has a thing for holding onto you tightly. Hugs, leglock, grabbing with hands, etc. But she eases up when she realizes you aren't going anywhere. Very sloppy kisser, but that just made it all the more erotic.

Appearance sorta like pic related in skin and hair color. Eyes were a dark blue. I could stare into them forever. Muscle mass is similar. Still distinctly feminine however. No man hands or anything gross. Hair barely reached her shoulders. Straight, but kinda messy. The ears are just as fuzzy as you can imagine. Very fun to touch. She thought it was cute how I was fascinated by them. Fur does indeed cover the genitals and at all times. Not the receding thing that KC talks about. Casual yet revealing clothes. Their world isn't too far off from ours in technology (somethin akin to 1970s), magitech isn't really much a thing. The cross-over is quite minimal and trivial for that matter, and the fashion is different but not too far off that it seems completely alien. No scars like much of the mino art often shows. They don't dress up the horns or wear chains. In fact, no jewelry whatever for any of the mamono I saw. No jewelry for anyone for that matter. Of course, she didn't wear any chains either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:41:56 2021 No.36635951 File: 391 KB, 1072x512, roulette.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635817 Alice in Fuckingland.

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:43:02 2021 No.36635966

>>36635749
>Atlach-nacha
>Jabberwock
>Titania
>Alp
>Umi-osho
>Blue Oni
>Ryu
Porno title: "Fat Ugly Man Takes on the Fetish Carousel | Multicultural Edition"

WARNING: Includes: transformation, insect bestiality, vore, innocent handholding, pseudo-gay, BDSM, drunk sex, watersports, lesbian, and gangrape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:45:09 2021 No.36635996 >>36635749 >Yuki-Onna >Dorome >Gnome >Mad Hatter >Yeti >Living Armor >Nureonago From the Cold Ground They Came

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:45:39 2021 No.36636003
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You are having a trip to the mountains with the rest of your class. You are the sole male student and finally has arrived the bath time in the hot springs.
A Jinko, a Hellhound and an Amazoness enter the male bath in the onsen and upon noticing (You) then looking back at the MALE sign they claim someone must have switched the outside gender signs and this is an “a-accident” and totally they were not planning to peek.
Cheshire ass out of nowhere knocks the towel off your waist in front of those three girls far bigger, stronger and lewder than (You).
What do in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:47:42 2021 No.36636031 >>36636003 tell them to fuck me, just give me 5 bucks and they all can do whatever they want to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:50:59 2021 No.36636065 >>36636003 ask for their name and their actual age

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 16:52:25 2021 No.36636087 File: 492 KB, 882x1434, eel_girl_by_otyanoki_de36ah4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:00:02 2021 No.36636173 >>36635749 >dark priest >vamp mosquito >manticore >greenworm >bubble slime >skeleton >troll Anon's trip to church in the swamp bloodplay, tailplay, religious overtones, slime rape, old dirty bones, smell, foodplay, and lots of brutal rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:00:08 2021 No.36636175 File: 138 KB, 980x1206, 1610111365304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36636003 >Jinko Yes. >Hellhound Yes. >Amazoness You killed my erection. I hate them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:01:29 2021 No.36636187 File: 250 KB, 488x638, EeMtihmXoAAVcy8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635705 Just flay my shit uo please I'm suffering so much man just eat my thoughts and make me a retarded loyal husband please

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:04:59 2021 No.36636213 >>36636003 Scream and get the (male) teacher to get the girls out and charge them with sexual harassment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:10:09 2021 No.36636267 >>36636003 do nothing and if they rape me, let them. I'll just look into them with my dead fish eyes as they do

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:24:32 2021 No.36636406 >>36636003 rape the Cheshire ass if it's still there

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:25:25 2021 No.36636417 File: 440 KB, 2325x1722, 1568583990580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I let a Lim know that I'm a [BIG SHOT]?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:27:40 2021 No.36636438 >>36636417 you aren't

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:28:22 2021 No.36636445 >>36636417 by making fingerguns at her and going "pew pew!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:42:10 2021 No.36636561 >>36636417 either show her your cannon, your forklift certification, or your handmade axe you made yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:48:23 2021 No.36636623 File: 1003 KB, 1423x1494, 1528655048763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love liches!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 17:58:51 2021 No.36636712 File: 592 KB, 2000x2000, 1624585920713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36636561 Nothing gets the lims wet like a certified forklift operator

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:32:22 2021 No.36636955 File: 702 KB, 900x950, Usioni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36636712 for heavy girls like ushis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:33:59 2021 No.36636965 >>36636955 You mean fat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:34:14 2021 No.36636967 >>36635679 >DE ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:35:54 2021 No.36636985 >>36636965 >fat The politically correct term is BEEG

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:36:16 2021 No.36636990 >>36636967 demon energy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:37:38 2021 No.36637003 File: 424 KB, 850x680, 1624676107595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stupid sexy desert dogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:39:35 2021 No.36637024 >>36636985 >politically correct fat is fat, no if and buts about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:40:49 2021 No.36637036 >>36637003 SMART* sexy desert dogs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:41:52 2021 No.36637047 >>36636985 I thought it was thicc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:48:07 2021 No.36637112 File: 420 KB, 853x1180, 1469737987793-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36637036 not if their brain's fried from earrubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 18:58:14 2021 No.36637206 >>36637112 tehy are still smart! just uh oberloaded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:00:12 2021 No.36637232 File: 1.13 MB, 1000x1000, 123465879708.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Aaaanooooon~

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:04:23 2021 No.36637274 File: 510 KB, 2894x4093, 83806450_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:05:53 2021 No.36637292 File: 77 KB, 950x795, D_jWvRbX4AAAkhv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36636955 >>36636965 How do you tell your wife that she's heavy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:10:42 2021 No.36637328 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJAKC7A41g so you guys like monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:12:58 2021 No.36637347 >>36637292 by either molesting her chub or telling her she shouldn't get on top

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:13:07 2021 No.36637350 >>36637328 I'm not watching your shitty youtube video and MGQ sucks shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:20:22 2021 No.36637407 >>36634638 send me in coach... I'm ready

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:22:00 2021 No.36637418 File: 26 KB, 418x193, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36637328 Crossfaggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:22:14 2021 No.36637420 >>36637292 Put the scale in front of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:22:55 2021 No.36637428 File: 1.46 MB, 3000x2500, saving_the_kaua_i_wolf_spiders_by_inkblot123_de4pqg4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:26:18 2021 No.36637448 >>36637418 he posted something that was in the /vg/ thread? damn, now I'm angry

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:33:01 2021 No.36637505 >>36637292 I don't

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:33:10 2021 No.36637506

>>36637206
I want to caress an anubis's ears and watch her English comprehension deteriorate into alphabet soup as she tries to write a missive to the pharoah. Watching as she won't be able to decide between bliss from the ear rubs or nervousness at not being able to finish her letter will be like fine wine to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:33:38 2021 No.36637512 >>36637505 You need to tell her sometime

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:37:24 2021 No.36637558 File: 311 KB, 647x706, Y59I1YM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36637506 >her impeccable, borderline-calligraphy handwriting gradually turns to the chickenscratch you would expect from a preschooler

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:40:56 2021 No.36637596 It's cute when both you and your waifu are switches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:44:03 2021 No.36637628 >>36637512 Only if she does something that may be dangerous for her weight. >>36637596 I need this with a nerdy monster girl so we can do a 40k match to see who gets to top that night if no one can decide what they want

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:46:15 2021 No.36637656 File: 972 KB, 3333x5000, yami_com2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:47:47 2021 No.36637682 File: 141 KB, 551x861, 7f6222aa632a127200151f6aacd57a3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36634187 I'm sorry banshee, but in real life the pixie gets the hubbie

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:49:47 2021 No.36637711 >>36637628 >we can do a 40k match to see who gets to top that night That default means it's gonna be an S&S power struggle. I'd be unable to bottom if I'm still full of competitive spirit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:50:23 2021 No.36637719 >>36634421 >a blowjob and excessive face licking in that order?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:51:55 2021 No.36637731 >>36634421 Every day I regret my decision to not hire the shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:53:00 2021 No.36637741 >>36637711 All the better than.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:59:42 2021 No.36637814 File: 337 KB, 1200x1600, 1631852672522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36637596 Once more time for Werebats to shine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 19:59:47 2021 No.36637816 File: 286 KB, 1118x336, 222888222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635749 Fairy Kingdom Civil War: The Snuggle vs The Struggle

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:00:16 2021 No.36637821 File: 678 KB, 900x900, 1627910204222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36637731 You have enraged the kiki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:01:49 2021 No.36637843 >>36636175 >sleep , tight hellwan Ftfy Punctuation is important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:03:50 2021 No.36637868 >>36637003 ! !

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:09:47 2021 No.36637942 File: 590 KB, 1946x1242, The Goo Goo Dolls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635749 Goo Goo Dolls: Taste the Rainbow

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:11:17 2021 No.36637959 >>36637942 how does it start, anon? with some 80s porn music

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:11:35 2021 No.36637964 >>36637942 By the end, Anon's new waifu is a very large technicolor Slime >plenty of spare goo to make a horde of melting pot Daughterfus

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:13:54 2021 No.36637993 File: 407 KB, 986x298, seven monster slot machine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635749 "Cultural exchange reverse gang bang?" Seriously these girls have next to nothing in common.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:15:55 2021 No.36638014 File: 316 KB, 1124x366, Screenshot 2021-09-20 161501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635749 they came from the deep

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:16:54 2021 No.36638026 >>36637959 Nah, for the title pun to work, it has to be 'Iris'. >https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:17:02 2021 No.36638028 >>36633290 true, but I like that jackal and her sisters too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:18:03 2021 No.36638036 >>36633905 meido pampering

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:18:45 2021 No.36638044 File: 650 KB, 2500x3200, E-I1kcRVcAAbGeN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:19:06 2021 No.36638046 >>36637816 Titania1 has the cold and the hug wanting to cuddle Titania2 has the double rape machine but which team is the High Orc in? Is she in team Snuggle or is she in the team Struggle ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:21:48 2021 No.36638074 >>36638046 she is on team struggle snuggle

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:25:10 2021 No.36638104

>>36637741
Considering she's a monstergirl, she'd probably end up prevailing and milking me dry. But then the next morning I'll just get her back by fucking her over the kitchen counter. Then when eat mid-congress, and then go for a jog. Typical, comfy weekend plans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:25:45 2021 No.36638112 >>36636003 Does Cheshire not realize by setting up Anon to be raped as a joke she is fundamentally losing her chance to get a husband to more proactive rapists?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:39:47 2021 No.36638257 File: 415 KB, 1140x367, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36637993 Fifty Shades of Alabama Slamma

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:49:45 2021 No.36638355 >>36638257 >help, I got stuck in my step-sis's mud agian >why y'all lookin at me like I am a fine steak

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:56:05 2021 No.36638399 >>36637731 Don't. Shoggy would put your dick in a living chastity condom that teases you throughout the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 20:58:07 2021 No.36638418 >>36638355 >Boy I say boy you're about as sharp as wet liver >Stop trippin' over yaself, ya gots a job to do boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:01:12 2021 No.36638463 >>36638418 >Whats the job, I already cleaned the chicken pen and cleaned the barn out >Why you pointing at your crotch cue cheesy banjo music in the background

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:02:45 2021 No.36638479
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>>36635749
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned in multiple religions."

Seriously with the amount of rolls this took to set up I would have better luck winning big in Vegas.

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:06:55 2021 No.36638522

>>36638479
>starts off in a church where anon runs to hide from demons
>He comes in
>starts praying
>asks for protection against all evil and also a happy life with wife
>The demons already had a backdoor into the church, that old nun that looks even sexier than anon last saw her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:07:37 2021 No.36638529 >>36638399 Yeah sure bro, your chastity would be infinitly more painfull for her compared to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:15:28 2021 No.36638606 >>36638522 >it has been converted into an eros/fallen god church >his prayers are answered

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:18:40 2021 No.36638627 can automatons monsterize girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:21:16 2021 No.36638647 >>36638606 >they are answered with the same strength of his prayers >violent, desperate, and without end

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:23:32 2021 No.36638661 >>36638627 I don't see why not, but from what I remember Automatons are included in the type of monsters that women can't monsterize into, so they'd rather turn into vanilla Succs instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:24:41 2021 No.36638674 File: 185 KB, 1120x325, 1601113731505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635749 I entered the wrong shrine! How horafying! This old temple made me rock hard! Send help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:25:36 2021 No.36638680 >>36638674 more white snakes? on the double

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:29:10 2021 No.36638711 >>36638661 how do we produce mini-automatons then? I recall them having a womb but not if it they are able of self-replicating, are they even "alive"? do they have souls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:29:15 2021 No.36638712 >>36634031 cum all over it to fertilize it, idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:31:35 2021 No.36638734 >>36638712 you're supposed to fertilize the egg before she lays it, dumbass, unless it was a fish's one. she clearly means you tk eat the egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:35:02 2021 No.36638766 >>36631294 what would she do it licked the fluids dripping from the shells then cracked it open and slurped its contents?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:35:37 2021 No.36638768 >>36638674 while I know you rigged the roll, I kind of want to hear a story of a man married to a ryu being individually kidnaped by the maids all of them thinking they are the only ones doing it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:36:38 2021 No.36638773 >>36638734 >eat the egg and lose it forever? NEVER. I will bath it in gold and treasure it forevermore

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:37:28 2021 No.36638777 >>36631294 where are her wings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:38:34 2021 No.36638787 >>36638777 she's one of them land dragons, god

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:39:10 2021 No.36638790 >>36638734 >fertilize the egg before she lays it What if it's a humpty egg?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:39:37 2021 No.36638796 >>36638773 if it's the first egg she gives you, sure. But think about it rationally anon, eating the egg gives you an excuse to ask for another so you'll get to see her flustered face as she hands you her eggs very often

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:39:41 2021 No.36638798
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>>36638711
>how do we produce mini-automatons then?
You knock them up, how else would you do it?
>do they have souls?
It's not stated if they do, but this is a world where Japanese folklore applies and tsukumogami are a thing. It would be weirder if they didn't have souls.
>>36638773
If it's not fertilized, it's just going to spoil. If it's fertilized, your daughter is going to hatch out of it. You can't keep it forever either way.

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:39:56 2021 No.36638802

>>36638680
I'm never leaving the temple, my life filled with being wrapped in a mass of tails, running away turns me to stone.
At least the Ryu's there to comfort me when she's done ordering my rape. Good ending overall actually.
>>36638768
I didn't, all years + the categories I liked. Clicked away while it spun and that's what I saw when I came back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:40:39 2021 No.36638809 >>36638790 then you are supposed to fertilize it after it cracks open

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:41:46 2021 No.36638823 >>36638787 ah, the lack of wings made me think she was a lizard or salamander but the horns confused me... thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:42:49 2021 No.36638833 >>36638802 >+ the categories I liked. chicken man is not manly enough to roll all categories

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:44:41 2021 No.36638846 >>36638798 >how else would you do it? I don't know, maybe she builds small parts and we assemble our daughters like legos? and then idk she transfers a mix of my spirit energy and her demon energy into the assembled daughter and she sparks to life...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:45:42 2021 No.36638853 >>36638798 could probably poke a small hole in the shell to drain the contents if it's unfertilized then patch the hole and give it a gold bath

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:45:48 2021 No.36638856 >>36635996 How are Yuki and Yeti going to come from the frozen ground? Are they undead Yuki and Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:46:33 2021 No.36638864 File: 176 KB, 585x252, Screenshot_20210920-133406.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635749 something about cultural exchange maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:48:11 2021 No.36638874 File: 29 KB, 340x192, Jason smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36638711 >>36638846 You are thinking too much. Just bang the automaton and let pregnancy do its miracles

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:49:05 2021 No.36638881 >>36638874 I NEED ANSWERS ANON

Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:50:24 2021 No.36638889
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>>36638833
You get weird shit when you do that, I got three Cait Sith's once before. I hate the Siths, but fine fuck you, looks like i walked into a horror show, feat the anubis manager.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:51:28 2021 No.36638897 >>36638881 the womb of an automaton has nanomachines that semen to make a daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:54:56 2021 No.36638924 >>36638874 nice off-topic image faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 21:59:44 2021 No.36638957 >>36638711 I know people will probably hate the comparison, but I treat Automatons like D&D's Warforged, yes they are sentient, yes they have souls, yes mana lets them get pregnant and have children.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:00:09 2021 No.36638961 >>36638864 wait, no, someone (red slime) spiked the drinks on the anime club. owl mage and dragon being president and vice respectfully. ochimusha and ushi-oni being exchange students and titania is just accompanying her mantis friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:01:51 2021 No.36638970 https://twitter.com/aba_rano/status/1440044717907996676/photo/1

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:02:49 2021 No.36638977 >>36638957 I know jack about d&d but I think the comparison is pretty fair, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:04:27 2021 No.36638985 >>36638970 I don't mind a little size difference, but when you can't kiss your wife when you are making love to her it's too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:06:32 2021 No.36639008 >>36638924 The joke is that guy actually fucked an alien automaton. And managed to have two children with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:52:35 2021 No.36639328 Holding hands with an Amazon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:52:35 2021 No.36639329 File: 172 KB, 1347x716, 1627076651937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shhhh mouse sleeps do not wake

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:55:16 2021 No.36639346 File: 650 KB, 1286x466, not sure.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635749 At first I figured this was something Sabbath-sponsored but now I don't know what the FUCK is going on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:55:52 2021 No.36639351 File: 225 KB, 850x1202, E_wqVd2VgAMxFXf[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me, it's sharp teeth

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 22:55:59 2021 No.36639352 File: 537 KB, 1308x1600, 1630793659506.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36639328 Handholding is forbidden in the amazon village! It is too lewd!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:01:18 2021 No.36639386 >>36639329 I'm taking that cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:01:54 2021 No.36639391 >>36639352 Amazonian Troll is made for handholding

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:02:47 2021 No.36639397 File: 639 KB, 1216x1400, 1589462504814.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36639328 Holding an amazon in a full nelson

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:06:33 2021 No.36639405 File: 1.05 MB, 984x1392, 92630014_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:19:22 2021 No.36639470 >>36639397 You disgust me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:26:33 2021 No.36639507 what if she whispered into your ear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:35:37 2021 No.36639552 File: 365 KB, 1080x287, Fuck It.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36635749 My day is ruined.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:39:11 2021 No.36639579 >>36639552 you literally won the loterry

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:39:48 2021 No.36639586 >>36639579 Do you not see the fucking furry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:43:17 2021 No.36639606 File: 1.25 MB, 1260x1880, 7aba53695452efd647d2d15e6c4411c92c424370_s2_n2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:43:50 2021 No.36639615 >>36639586 monster girls are monster girls, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:53:54 2021 No.36639682 >>36639615 I'm not touching a furry with a twenty yard pole, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 20 23:55:26 2021 No.36639701 >>36639682 Well that's the thing. They don't want you to touch them with the pole, they want you to touch them with... a different kind of pole, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:10:00 2021 No.36639800 File: 106 KB, 850x637, __cirno_tatara_kogasa_and_maribel_hearn_touhou_drawn_by_lzh__sample-ad51ab1d927079c854cc72f4510bc279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:15:14 2021 No.36639833 >>36639800 Where is cirno?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:18:26 2021 No.36639858 File: 398 KB, 1000x1320, 92904538_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh no, tsundere vampire with huge knockers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:20:14 2021 No.36639865 File: 493 KB, 2048x1890, 1b0dd61daf3319c582cae12496728a33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36639800 Yes hi

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:20:41 2021 No.36639869

>Had a dream I was an adventurer doing a quest for a big tited Centaur queen
>When I finish the quest she says she knows I’ve been staring at her tits the whole time and has an appropriate reward for me
>A tall tomboy cowgirl I befriended along the way then comes out and pushes me onto the ground, straddles me, and starts taking off her shirt
>I then wake up
It’s not fucking fair bros, why can’t I just have a cowgirl wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:22:28 2021 No.36639878 File: 1.28 MB, 1000x1414, 1631407807829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck a harpy once and she will be singing every morning at the break of dawn for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:26:06 2021 No.36639894 File: 349 KB, 1084x1003, tactikiss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:32:30 2021 No.36639958

>>36639701
Alright, man, I'll level with you. While I will cast a fairly wide net when it comes to what I'm willing to put up with in monster girl fetishes there's several I'll never fucking touch in any version of a disgusting meat reality:

- Furries like the Sith
- Toddlercon shit like the Dwarfs
- ( You )
- Humpty Eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:39:14 2021 No.36639996 >>36639958 what if it's a CC humpty egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:40:13 2021 No.36640002 File: 212 KB, 1280x720, 1610770407820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36639800 hello

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:41:54 2021 No.36640015 >>36639470 You need to put her in her place, if you want to recruit her into your party.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:45:17 2021 No.36640039 >>36639800 hello, is it me you're looking for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:53:54 2021 No.36640087 >>36639800 Promiscuous girl, wherever you are I'm all alone, and it's you that I want

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:54:11 2021 No.36640089 >>36639996 Still a hard pass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:55:06 2021 No.36640101 >>36639800 Just keep moving kogasa, you're too good for these degenerates

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:55:52 2021 No.36640107 >>36639894 that anubis is either photosynthesetic or has a serious fungal problem

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 00:59:20 2021 No.36640142 >>36639996 Command Center?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:11:44 2021 No.36640228 File: 251 KB, 800x635, E_pjosVUYAQMrlZ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:12:51 2021 No.36640237 best mg for The Blue Danube Waltz

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:15:44 2021 No.36640261 File: 491 KB, 2213x1139, 1621445801894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What story are you going to tell them tonight, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:23:44 2021 No.36640310 File: 341 KB, 2000x2506, E_wLXzSVEAIrCUm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:29:20 2021 No.36640332 >>36640261 >once, there was an ugly dragon >she was so ugly, that everyone died >the end

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:33:05 2021 No.36640345 >>36640332 why did you talk about your mother that way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:35:00 2021 No.36640354 >>36640310 Gonna fuck those tits until she’s not sad any more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:35:04 2021 No.36640356 >>36640261 >listen to the legend of the bionicle

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:39:21 2021 No.36640380 File: 201 KB, 2089x1259, afuturesight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631240

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:46:39 2021 No.36640418 >>36640261 little red riding kun and the big, bad, yet shy wolf

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:48:43 2021 No.36640435 >>36640380 can she see our future together?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 01:59:35 2021 No.36640482 File: 324 KB, 861x877, E_xYtHoWYAEjKS0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:03:54 2021 No.36640508 >>36640482 >monster yeets a love gernade at anon >instead of exploding, it smacks anon in the head >monster starts awawawing as anon crumbles to the ground why cant they just ask people out normally?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:09:57 2021 No.36640545 >>36640482 >bitch left the pin on >pull pin >toss love grenade right back at her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:12:07 2021 No.36640565 File: 112 KB, 316x338, 6885fbb12e6a4df14c6c077bb024bd9b1cff26fb_s2_n2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:13:23 2021 No.36640583

>>36640508
That's a funny idea.
>monster girl tries to be cool and kabedon anon
>accidentally stumbles while sliding up to him while trying to look extra cool and ends up bashing him in the back of the head
>anon falls like a sack of potatoes and wakes up hours later with his head wrapped up like a mummy with no idea where the hell he is

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:19:18 2021 No.36640624 File: 97 KB, 1200x1600, E_pBByeVgAQPeIW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] plant your seeds

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:20:34 2021 No.36640638 File: 329 KB, 1700x1930, E5dDEOYVgAUP2Zk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36640624 OK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:24:35 2021 No.36640671 File: 289 KB, 1400x1866, Wkl1yfF8_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:26:56 2021 No.36640688
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>>36640583
>Holst tries to boob hat anon
>uses too much force and smacks him to the ground
>Spider traps anon in her webs
>she gets careless undressing him and snaps her webs by mistake
>anon falls flat on his face
>Horse gets anon to ride on her back
>she gets spooked and throws him off by mistake

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:27:21 2021 No.36640695 File: 172 KB, 526x618, image0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:27:47 2021 No.36640699 >>36640695 What a degen

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:28:34 2021 No.36640704 >>36635749 >Lilim >Ghost >Jinn of the Jar >Kitsune-bi >Mandragora >Large Mouse >Siren Ah yes, Makai Whorehouse Orgy 12, a classic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:29:49 2021 No.36640715 >>36640688 >>she gets spooked and throws him off by mistake So she kills a man is what you're saying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:30:21 2021 No.36640724 >>36640671 >Bicorn star trek captain Something tells me ensign anon is going to be stuck doing first contact missions instead of engineering like he signed up for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:31:04 2021 No.36640729 File: 258 KB, 1800x1800, E1ETqwcXoAU1TsN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36640699 Lies and slander.

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:34:49 2021 No.36640759

>>36640688
Doesn't even have to be physical harm
>atlach nacha starts to bully and verbally abuse anon
>poor anon just had a long day at work and is stressed out
>he starts to cry
>nacha feels like garbage and gets him a huge tub of demon realm ice cream

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:36:00 2021 No.36640769 File: 298 KB, 1668x2388, E_fzFlGXMAMig2F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:40:13 2021 No.36640796 File: 402 KB, 1600x1321, E_U4zUiVkAIjSjh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fairy cleric knows what's best for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:40:20 2021 No.36640797 >>36640759 >nacha tries to bully a man >he just agrees with everything she says he is like she's saying obvious facts Can't get bullied if you hate yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:42:59 2021 No.36640814 >>36640797 >nacha keeps trying insults to get one that sticks >keep accepting them and confirming them >she gets so mad she cant say anything >lean in and tell her "you're not really good at this are you?" bully nachos

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:43:06 2021 No.36640815 >>36640759 >cheshire pranks anon too hard >he just lays on the floor, unresponsive >a bogey shows up and just scowls at her till she stops trying to laugh it off

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:43:35 2021 No.36640817 >>36640796 I welcome death like an old friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:45:04 2021 No.36640826 File: 775 KB, 1020x1400, 1621968244978.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36640815 >another anon rescued from evil by the beautiful bogey truly best girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:48:19 2021 No.36640842 >>36640826 >cheshire is still "crashing" on anon's couch >no one has the heart to tell her to leave nor does she want to at least bogey will have plenty to comfort him over

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 02:53:02 2021 No.36640861 >>36640842 and a babysitter for all the little bogeys

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:13:00 2021 No.36640981 >doc are you saying that this automaton is nuclear powered!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:15:01 2021 No.36641003 >>36640981 >no are you fucking retarded how would you fuck a nuclear automaton holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:16:17 2021 No.36641015 >>36641003 >if your dick isn't glowing. it isn't worth it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:16:25 2021 No.36641019 >>36640981 >no, anon, I said it's "atomic powered" >as in "powered by your atom-sized dick"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:23:53 2021 No.36641088 >>36641015 >>if your dick isn't glowing. it isn't worth it https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1632194620415.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:24:18 2021 No.36641091 File: 261 KB, 1384x1957, 1550393171050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where do I get big buff zombie gals?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:29:00 2021 No.36641134 File: 1.10 MB, 2400x3766, 1604595272371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of monster would Al Bundy be married to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:29:40 2021 No.36641138 as she tries to blend into human society she thinks to herself “I’ll drink water. Humans drink water.”

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:30:41 2021 No.36641145 File: 613 KB, 1243x1130, 1483933115277.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36641091 the big and buff crypts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:31:08 2021 No.36641150 >>36640729 I mean I like bicorns, but I don't think they'd take offense to the degeneracy comment, they probably wear that as a badge of honor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:31:16 2021 No.36641153 >>36641134 peg would make a good Succ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:31:26 2021 No.36641155 >>36641134 Shut the fuck up retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:32:53 2021 No.36641170 >>36640981 >>36641015 >It lengthens, hardens, girthens, strengthens, satisfies and fully pleasures your crotch!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:34:55 2021 No.36641184 File: 441 KB, 645x780, smug face 53.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36641170

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:37:28 2021 No.36641200 File: 358 KB, 1000x1415, ysh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kots > tricksy foxes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:40:09 2021 No.36641218 >>36641200 Shoo, MMOfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:40:09 2021 No.36641219 File: 697 KB, 2828x2000, E_jvDwcVEAAWg8N.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:41:26 2021 No.36641226 >>36640380 shady soothsayer is one of my favorite aesthetics

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:41:32 2021 No.36641227 File: 1.07 MB, 1161x1640, 005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36641200 Can kots do this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:42:55 2021 No.36641232 File: 1.04 MB, 1290x1290, BoomerxRan sunset1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:43:09 2021 No.36641235 File: 113 KB, 896x1119, kot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36641218 this is a monster girl thread, and I am posting monster girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:44:05 2021 No.36641244 >>36641200 what did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:44:35 2021 No.36641252 >>36641235 Post monster girls from a game that isn't shit then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:45:57 2021 No.36641259 >>36641235 the first picture was very pretty

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:47:37 2021 No.36641274 >>36641227 boooo, get new material

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:48:27 2021 No.36641283 >>36641232 Hey Boomer saved that Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:49:10 2021 No.36641287 File: 108 KB, 774x1032, 1558533841290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna kick a beach oni's sand castle

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:52:32 2021 No.36641314 >>36641287 Ok?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:54:17 2021 No.36641326 >>36641287 kick over an oni's sand castle, and she'll kick over your house

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:55:48 2021 No.36641338 >>36641326 i thought that was the big bad wolfs thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:56:37 2021 No.36641344 >>36636173 >two of greenworm anon's top 5

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:57:24 2021 No.36641346 >>36641252 nou

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 03:59:55 2021 No.36641360

>>36641287
>kick over oni's sand castle
>she starts bawling and runs away
>your position as king of the beach reasserted, you continue on your patrol of your territory
>"That's him, big sis!"
>turn around
>already large oni is accompanies by an even larger oni
>"Are you the twerp who knocked over my baby sister's castle?"
Quick! Think of a lie to keep you from being buried up to your neck and sand and left for the mermaids at high tide!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:02:03 2021 No.36641376 >>36641360 Nah fuck that back is against the wall I have to double down at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:02:28 2021 No.36641377 >>36641360 t-that's how they propose back h-home?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:06:37 2021 No.36641394 >>36641377 >"really? what region" >uh, upstate monster york >"really? because I'm from ushi-ca and I've never seen someone propose like that" >oh no, not in ushi-ka, it's an alp-any gesture

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:06:59 2021 No.36641396 File: 230 KB, 850x1203, lewd ysh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36641252 I've already done plenty of nelf+draenei posting in threads past

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:07:13 2021 No.36641399 >>36641360 >>"Are you the twerp who knocked over my baby sister's castle?" yes, and she better help me build a better one

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:08:06 2021 No.36641403 >>36641360 I tripped! My twin lives here too, he must have done it! There was a poisonous snake in the castle! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:09:17 2021 No.36641407 >>36641360 if any seamaiden is going to take me i hope it's a faceful of flowkelp after she is thrown bodily at me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:09:51 2021 No.36641410 >>36641360 don't you know sandcastles atreact SANDWORMS? they are basically health hazards really

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:10:55 2021 No.36641414 >>36641360 Your idiot sister obviously didn't see the fairy with the poisonous needle hiding in there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:12:01 2021 No.36641416 >>36641376 >"Yeah, and?" >cut to Anon being amazon pressed in the muscle beach section

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:15:13 2021 No.36641428 >>36641360 so-sorry, I don't know how to act around cute girls...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:23:01 2021 No.36641468 File: 420 KB, 921x1300, 1613487470624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trust friendly foxes.

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:32:54 2021 No.36641519

>>36641428
>>36641399
>>36641377
You help your new, blushing oni friend rebuild her castle under the watchful eye of her sister. When you've finished your truly spectacular sandcastle, she shyly asks if you want to go for drinks at the beach bar. Her sisters face makes it clear that you are not permitted to turn the offer down.
If your post ends in an even number, you have a merry time over drinks. You go back to her families beach house and share a passionate moment in the tropical summer night.
If your post ends in an odd number, the "shy" oni pounds several cocktails in quick succession and quickly loses all her inhibitions. And her bikini. She uses your mouth for a shot glass before throwing you onto the bar and raping you senseless in front of the jeering crowd. Don't be too sour about it, she'll be cuddly and shy in the morning again. And eager to make it up to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:36:34 2021 No.36641541 >>36641519 I'm rolling, but either way, I'm kicking the new sandcastle down like the old one

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:40:44 2021 No.36641573 >>36641519 >two of the replies are mine (top and bottom) >one is even other is odd guess I'm rolling it out, I'm happy with either result, but what about the sister? does she just watch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:41:35 2021 No.36641579 >>36641573 buddy, you and I are going into the long war in that bar, we are in this together, like in nam, we are going to put on a show and you are going to like it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:44:40 2021 No.36641598 >>36641579 couldn't ask for a better way to go, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 04:46:45 2021 No.36641611 >>36641598 >>36641579 gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:08:14 2021 No.36641729 7 hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiHImv6f7s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiHImv6f7s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmiHImv6f7s

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:09:57 2021 No.36641738 File: 1.91 MB, 1350x1770, 1626044579932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36641252 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:19:17 2021 No.36641791 >but what about the sister? does she just watch? May as well roll for it. If odd >>36641573 gets the big sister and >>36641579 the little sister If even >>36641579 gets little sister and >>36641573 the big sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:20:49 2021 No.36641800 File: 983 KB, 2400x750, 92882850_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wish more artists went hard on fancy bras

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:23:25 2021 No.36641806 >>36639858 >Fear me, foolish morta- >Woah! A Vampire! Can I see your fangs?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:48:47 2021 No.36641965 File: 217 KB, 1486x1865, DxNTh_uXQAE_Kg1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I catch the trash bandit that steals my balled up cum tissues so I can give her a fresh taste?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 05:50:08 2021 No.36641978 >>36641791 >big sister I'm satisfied with this result

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:15:25 2021 No.36642132

>>36641965
there are many ways to catch a cum thief, you can make a line of tissues (somewhat affixed) leading into your home, you can not take out the trash and leave your window open while waiting for her, you could hide in your filth or in one big bag that seems to contain your tissues and have her take you to her home or you could make a trap using a cum bucket, she will be too dazed and in ecstasy to escape

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:25:36 2021 No.36642190 >>36641978 >>36641791 that roll is fucking rigged, roll again, but fix it this time

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:28:19 2021 No.36642201 >>36642190 the sisters were rigged from the start, boyo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:30:59 2021 No.36642218 File: 1.22 MB, 1200x1700, 1607092592191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I could go for some fresh yak milk right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:38:02 2021 No.36642252 >>36641800 that's a lot of layers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:40:42 2021 No.36642259 >>36641800 I thought it was a tiny Owl girl from the thumbnail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:42:54 2021 No.36642266 >>36642218 I get so lightheaded up there

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 06:49:03 2021 No.36642292 >>36641800 proper support is important

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 07:26:52 2021 No.36642476 >>36640724 ST Bicorn Motto: To boldly go where every man has gone before. >gets to Kirk-style fuck&dump a lot of Green-slimes, Green-Onis, Froggers, and Alraunes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 07:31:54 2021 No.36642486 >>36641153 No, Peg was a "ubus", that's a Succubus, but without any Succ... [boom-tish]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 07:50:43 2021 No.36642567 File: 409 KB, 680x820, 1581406059614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I make a proud amazon warrior into a stay at home mom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 07:55:27 2021 No.36642583 >>36642567 you dont

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:01:47 2021 No.36642944 So is succubus/demon summoning in modern day MGE just speed dating?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:06:40 2021 No.36642977 >>36639833 Tiny picture on one of the banners above.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:19:47 2021 No.36643050 >>36642567 Why not become a stay at home dad? >>36642944 Yes, unless you're summoning a Demon for marriage counseling or it's a woman summoning a Succubus to learn how to pick up men.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:28:48 2021 No.36643096 >>36643050 >summoning a Demon for marriage counseling >"Have you considered making your wife into a succubus?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:44:37 2021 No.36643183 >>36643050 >it's a woman summoning a Succubus to learn how to pick up men. I want a salamander to try "miss. succs dating advice summoning" because she keeps scaring away all her potential future husbands by trying to fight them out of the blue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 09:58:18 2021 No.36643248 File: 100 KB, 402x578, df7e3143ac3ae553d373a62a71e58fd6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're all outta normal foxes, sorry. Having to resort to our cache of obscure JRPG bosses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:06:16 2021 No.36643288 >>36643248 Talk about stiletto heels...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:08:44 2021 No.36643302 >>36643183 The key is to teach her small talk so she can tell whether her potential boyfriend would ever spar or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:13:46 2021 No.36643321 >>36643302 >"So... you like fighting?" >"Well I like fighting games" >"Good enough"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:15:12 2021 No.36643329 File: 45 KB, 600x440, aEkAR5Ge_700w_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:44:48 2021 No.36643524 >>36643329 We need to get gremlins to make fisting-safe automatons!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 10:48:54 2021 No.36643546 File: 427 KB, 837x970, rybb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36643248 >this will be your automaton for today

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:39:45 2021 No.36643973 monsters love men in full plate, so fight nude instead, you will surely scare them away

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 11:42:03 2021 No.36643996 >>36643973 those poor mech pilots...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:02:41 2021 No.36644252 >>36643973 Gonna max dex and fight naked, those monsters will never catch me! And just to rub salt in the wound I'll oil myself up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:14:04 2021 No.36644423 File: 1.25 MB, 1980x1485, iJDaz5C1_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:14:11 2021 No.36644425 >>36643996 doomed to be gremlin bait or have their OS become a little to clingy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:20:39 2021 No.36644513 >>36644423 miss lich was not prepared for the horrors of the online world

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:22:45 2021 No.36644535 >>36644423 >>36644513 at least it wasn't handholding while in the missionary postion

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:28:46 2021 No.36644583 File: 960 KB, 1800x2600, 387365ec92a6d9317bf1c054531db737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She has used the crowbar exactly once and it was on an oni from a rival gang who asked if her panties matched her socks. They do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:31:15 2021 No.36644613 >>36644583 Why is she dressed like that at her age? Her considerable, considerable age?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:32:34 2021 No.36644629 >>36644613 I'm wondering that too. I think that its frommaghhgkl,.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:43:40 2021 No.36644804 File: 128 KB, 680x1080, 5b4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fairies are...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:44:51 2021 No.36644826 >>36644804 BAKABAKABAKA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:46:47 2021 No.36644868 >>36644804 in groups of nine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 12:59:15 2021 No.36645071 File: 476 KB, 1200x1680, 88171289_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"You will never, NEVER have our men and boys! For we shall never surrender!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:02:16 2021 No.36645134 >>36643546 >>36644425 do mechs count as automatons or living armour?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:03:37 2021 No.36645165 >>36644804 Breedable baka

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:04:35 2021 No.36645190 >>36645134 why not both?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:05:44 2021 No.36645202 >>36645071 Its the prudes who you really wanna look out for after monsterization. Or even just subtle corruption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:07:51 2021 No.36645239 >>36645202 Do not respond to warhammerfag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:08:59 2021 No.36645246 File: 649 KB, 1181x1181, 1609458621196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36644804 Coolest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:09:48 2021 No.36645258 >>36645134 >tfw swn drain you dry to improve performance by reducing "stress"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:12:29 2021 No.36645292 >>36645239 Can't he at least shit up his own thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:13:00 2021 No.36645308 >>36645258 >what she counts as "stress" is a bit vague >enjoying flying around? stress >missed that last shot at the range? stress >just got up in the morning? stress

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:15:18 2021 No.36645342 >>36645239 Okay. I still like the idea of prudish humans turning into pelvis breaking succs.

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:17:00 2021 No.36645361

>>36645308
>whenever she does the draining, she plays a little jingle beffor and after it
>That jinlg e got stuck in your head to the point that just hearing a bit makes you hard
>She tends to use it a lot for other things as well
>Getting hard is a sign of stress

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:23:46 2021 No.36645462 how would you have babies with your mech wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:26:04 2021 No.36645504 >>36645462 pant and sweat as I thrust through her corridors

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:28:29 2021 No.36645536 >>36645504 I'd imagine she would make a body at a height you can still safely fuck her, at around 8 ft at its smallest

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:30:42 2021 No.36645565

>>36645308
>You hit your foot on the leg of the table
>You let out a small gasp followed by a swear by instinct more than by pain or discomfort
>Her neck almost audibly snaps when she turns to look at you
>Her eyes flare up
>A laser pointer is aimed at you
<Stress levels: abnormally high>
<Engage emergency protocols>

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:31:34 2021 No.36645577 >>36645462 enough for an ms team

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:34:19 2021 No.36645612

>gremlin sits down to her computer
>boots up
>waits till the passwords unlock the whole plethora of safety
>picks "dontopen" from grub
>another set of passwords
>obscure release of Mamonux boots up
>opens WendiVPN and connects to a proxy server in monberia
>launches kiki.exe to instantly delete all the temporary data
>opens up the console to download the video from the website without a browser
>"ultrafuckedupfetishporn.keb"
>she watches in eager anticipation as the ascii signs show progress on the download
>after all the years of no bf, and shlicking, only the most hardcore stuff can get her off
>"Nerdy boy and his werewolf wife make babies in missionary position, while holding hands"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:40:59 2021 No.36645701 >>36645462 Enough to start a clan invasion

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:52:19 2021 No.36645858 >>36645612 I think I could make an entire porn career just by explaining tech to old monsters with the most sultry voice I can muster

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:52:43 2021 No.36645866 File: 1.18 MB, 1200x1670, E_zkYVIVgAccSq1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:53:53 2021 No.36645886 >>36645866 gonna grab and headpat her then brutally dominate her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 13:54:03 2021 No.36645889 >>36645612 WendiVPN, where privacy meats security!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:08:07 2021 No.36646087 File: 1.65 MB, 1830x1525, reproducer fixed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:14:45 2021 No.36646217 You are already raped

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:16:53 2021 No.36646250 >>36641252 but people post the mge game all the time

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:17:18 2021 No.36646260 File: 453 KB, 744x1104, 3037518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would it be like trying to stalk the little squirrel girls in the forest? They are very cute and fun to watch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:18:55 2021 No.36646293 File: 532 KB, 1935x2048, E6angCqWUAE_6Ha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:19:31 2021 No.36646302 File: 62 KB, 600x485, 1577126626210-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The rape doesn't exist in MGE, only forced love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:19:31 2021 No.36646303 >>36646260 You cannot stalk a squirrel. If you think you are, it's only because she's letting you watch her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:22:38 2021 No.36646361 >>36646302 >>36646302 that sucks, I want to be brutally raped without remorse

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:22:43 2021 No.36646363 File: 186 KB, 1265x1265, E94UqwqVcAYTiHu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646302 >live peaceful life on the outskirts of monster territory >get accosted by human marauders i sure hope no tanuki are filming this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:23:32 2021 No.36646384 File: 1.66 MB, 1667x2348, i3yxwtpnlso71[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:24:42 2021 No.36646403 File: 2.06 MB, 1667x2348, ifnrhn2olso71[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646384 Oh no

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:25:57 2021 No.36646431 File: 2.98 MB, 1667x2348, 6i0e507olso71[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646403

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:27:02 2021 No.36646446 File: 31 KB, 337x445, 1621019707571.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] skwerl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:28:51 2021 No.36646476 File: 2.21 MB, 1667x2348, yhb5ribolso71[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646431

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:31:39 2021 No.36646512 >>36645361 >>36645565 is there no escape for poor anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:33:43 2021 No.36646548 >>36645612 >>launches kiki.exe to instantly delete all the temporary data oh so THAT'S what it does

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:35:11 2021 No.36646563 >>36646384 >>36646403 >>36646431 >>36646476 wholesome and cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:36:57 2021 No.36646588 >>36646512 only in battle

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:37:10 2021 No.36646597 >>36645071 She looks like she would make a good werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:37:31 2021 No.36646598 File: 2.58 MB, 1500x1089, 01b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646446 Nut

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:38:38 2021 No.36646615 >>36646563 oneshot unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:40:07 2021 No.36646641 >>36646598 those cans of peanuts are mine goddammit, do you know hard it its to find coconut cream coated ones in this country?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:42:44 2021 No.36646674 >>36646588 battle sounds like a high stress situation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:42:54 2021 No.36646678 slimes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:44:02 2021 No.36646690 >>36646678 i agree

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:46:22 2021 No.36646719 >>36646674 I meant night battles

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:49:11 2021 No.36646757 File: 551 KB, 1920x1080, 92909121_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:51:13 2021 No.36646794 File: 104 KB, 476x358, 1631597164562.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think foxes lose stuff in their mofu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:53:22 2021 No.36646828 Anon it's time to sin

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:53:47 2021 No.36646835 >>36646794 What a slut, eagerly accepting all those men into her tails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:54:42 2021 No.36646855 >>36646828 I see that dick, m8. do you want to go on vacation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 14:55:15 2021 No.36646874 >>36646855 Didn't see it but I caught it and deleted

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:03:27 2021 No.36646963 File: 112 KB, 823x667, 1629217964889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646874 She'll let you off with a warning this time, citizen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:14:40 2021 No.36647150 File: 95 KB, 920x650, DN2q1AQUEAAqkW5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646794 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:16:47 2021 No.36647173 File: 292 KB, 2048x1536, 20210831_005122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleepy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:24:27 2021 No.36647253 >>36647173 >Greenworm didn't clear her plate It's a trap!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:25:47 2021 No.36647273 File: 315 KB, 1448x2048, 1627707346648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:26:12 2021 No.36647277
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I wanna fist centaur pussy and ass everyday.
I wanna eat centaur pussy and ass everyday.
I wanna breed centaur pussy and ass everyday.

My arm, my face, and my dick will all reek of centaur pussy and ass everyday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:28:15 2021 No.36647297 >>36647277 Front pussy or back pussy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:29:13 2021 No.36647311 File: 360 KB, 2683x2804, EyY__jWWQAI02SB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36647297 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:30:15 2021 No.36647326 File: 100 KB, 696x696, Doujin Potion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36647297 Both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:39:03 2021 No.36647467 File: 138 KB, 1070x620, Cerea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:42:40 2021 No.36647520 File: 348 KB, 2000x2000, E8YGaFuWQActfS4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:43:49 2021 No.36647529 >>36647520 Ah, all fine here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:44:23 2021 No.36647534 >>36647520 only if I can get lots of milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:45:25 2021 No.36647546 >>36647253 There's no trick. Lay down next to the worm. She'll make you a cocoon blanket. It'll be comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:46:37 2021 No.36647568 File: 1.95 MB, 2429x3551, E_uslSbVUAEz9sa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:53:03 2021 No.36647643 >>36643546 Ngl, still going to fist her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:54:22 2021 No.36647657 File: 506 KB, 1560x2160, vKQYhmz7R9I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:54:44 2021 No.36647662 File: 257 KB, 937x1031, Gazer117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think that my mail order gazer gf is weird

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:55:39 2021 No.36647674
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>>36647520
How well can you mimic the look, smell, feel, and taste of a girl's mouth, Miss Shoggoth?
How well can you mimic the look, smell, feel, and taste of a girl's pussy and ass?

If the answer is very well, then I am indeed in need of your services, especially those relating to vaginal, anal, and oral sex, face-licking, and making-out.
In return for your services, I'll offer you my home to live in and my body to violate whenever the urge arises (within reason of course). And don't worry, I have absolutely no limits on any kinks you may have. You can go as hard as you like for as long as you like. And of course, I'll also take plenty of time to pleasure you too if you so wish, in whichever manner you desire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 15:59:22 2021 No.36647705 >>36647674 cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:01:09 2021 No.36647717 >>36647705 Yes. And?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:02:46 2021 No.36647744 >>36647657 She's hot tonight

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:03:47 2021 No.36647750 >>36647568 Is she drinking champagne? What's the occasion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:05:28 2021 No.36647761 >>36647750 Futanari night tonight. Need to get you drunk, so you're more accepting and so it doesn't hurt the bum as badly as last time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:05:58 2021 No.36647765 >>36647717 don't

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:06:46 2021 No.36647772 >>36647765 No. I will go full cringe whenever I like.

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:12:41 2021 No.36647826
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Pic a bit unrelated though I really wanted to know if there is something similar like a monster girl doujin or story written like that, with them tricking the guy and stripping him off and then blackmailing him into doing what they want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:13:14 2021 No.36647832 File: 15 KB, 100x100, amLVHRtB_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36647772 You're making tiny Cheshires cry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:16:03 2021 No.36647854 >>36647832 their tears make good lube

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:19:08 2021 No.36647878 File: 82 KB, 786x956, TqX9iNOx_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646828 >time to sin

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:22:09 2021 No.36647916 File: 565 KB, 2100x2450, eggs and sin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646828

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:23:14 2021 No.36647930 >>36647916 my rhyming autism is acting up when I see it doesn't end in rapey

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:25:58 2021 No.36647957 File: 1.10 MB, 1600x624, Valkyrie and Luka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646828 >>36647878 >>36647916 Stop sinning

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:26:02 2021 No.36647960 File: 708 KB, 1200x1732, 20150913_18_filtered.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36646828 I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:26:49 2021 No.36647967 >>36647957 make me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:28:59 2021 No.36647983 File: 581 KB, 1551x1204, 1620267190799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36647750 Your 1st anniversary as her secretary/slave/husband. She's prepping herself for the assault on her beans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:30:32 2021 No.36648000 >>36647983 Big friendly jackal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:36:39 2021 No.36648040 File: 151 KB, 1222x1024, ezgif-4-9e16374acccc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36648000

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:38:53 2021 No.36648055 >>36647983 I'm glad she got the yellow duct tape off her face

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:39:04 2021 No.36648056 File: 1.28 MB, 1820x1911, E_tDouwVkAYi9dP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:46:51 2021 No.36648104 >>36648056 Very dreamy landscape here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:48:02 2021 No.36648114 File: 989 KB, 6000x3000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:56:08 2021 No.36648175 File: 431 KB, 620x877, Aci1w4A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36647761 yes please

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:56:20 2021 No.36648179 File: 938 KB, 1106x1538, E88qxPzVUAMzzIC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 16:57:09 2021 No.36648188 >>36648179 I like her big hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:00:15 2021 No.36648207 File: 302 KB, 755x1200, Bogey_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36648188 Hands you say?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:01:00 2021 No.36648213 >>36648207 perfect for headpats

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:02:48 2021 No.36648225 File: 423 KB, 595x842, E_pYCgJVcAMWV9i.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:05:26 2021 No.36648240 >>36648225 hajime no bunyip

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:06:49 2021 No.36648257 >>36648225 I wouldn't mind getting dempsey rolled by her, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:07:20 2021 No.36648262 >>36648225 Is she filling in for Roger Jr. in the new Tekken?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:07:59 2021 No.36648271 File: 264 KB, 960x1378, 0041-011[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nun with Hips of Wide

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:13:03 2021 No.36648334 File: 2.55 MB, 1300x1838, nunn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36648271 nuns?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:13:51 2021 No.36648340 File: 795 KB, 2400x3405, 008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36648271 Source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:17:02 2021 No.36648366 File: 1.65 MB, 2894x4093, 92663101_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:18:30 2021 No.36648380 >>36648340 Bro no, it's just isekai and she is just trying to sell them holy water. And she only appears for a single chapter. https://manga4life.com/manga/The-Reincarnated-Inferior-Magic-Swordsman

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:20:36 2021 No.36648397 Cum in nun Penetrate a saint's taint

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:21:03 2021 No.36648403 File: 261 KB, 960x1378, 0044-011[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36648380 >goddess literally gives him a login bonus for his first prayer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:22:05 2021 No.36648420 File: 162 KB, 960x1378, 0044-012[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36648403 Oh no >>36648397 Do you want to turn all followers into succubi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:24:09 2021 No.36648436 >>36648420 >Implying they aren't already succubi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:29:36 2021 No.36648479 File: 335 KB, 1612x2102, DVG_fkLV4AAbciE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36648397 OK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:30:49 2021 No.36648486 >>36648397 my life goal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:34:46 2021 No.36648520 File: 2.97 MB, 2000x2000, 88507485_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'll never escape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:36:46 2021 No.36648526 >>36648520 why would I want to? >free room and board >she cooks for me >don't have to work all I have to do is let her play with my body every night

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:37:01 2021 No.36648528 >>36648520 AIEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:40:06 2021 No.36648549 >>36648526 No, anon! You're a man! You have aspirations, dreams, your independence! You don't want some fox hussy to defile your body just so you have somewhere to sleep at night. I know you're better than that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:42:00 2021 No.36648570 >>36648549 I only dream of having an sugar mama and being her boytoy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:44:17 2021 No.36648589 File: 2.00 MB, 2043x3000, 89529440_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36648549 Try me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:45:52 2021 No.36648604 >>36648549 don't kinkshame me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 17:55:31 2021 No.36648719 File: 159 KB, 600x794, Alice in wonderland.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:00:42 2021 No.36648779 File: 144 KB, 340x356, youwilltouchfluffytail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36648520 Such a horrible end, cursed for all eternity to molest mofu and fry her tofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:08:39 2021 No.36648869 >>36647957 I see nipple

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:12:23 2021 No.36648900 File: 450 KB, 1600x2305, asmodeus_by_torahimemax_d90tita_fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:15:26 2021 No.36648936 File: 223 KB, 1100x587, 1630882233099.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >awawawawawa

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:20:12 2021 No.36648997 File: 228 KB, 1181x1748, 91841789_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Giddyup

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:24:16 2021 No.36649033 File: 97 KB, 731x962, EcPCTKrU8AEvYbu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Impregnate vampires.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:30:30 2021 No.36649086 >>36648997 Why is she wearing ear-pro that don't go anywhere near her ears? Bone conduction?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:32:24 2021 No.36649105 File: 477 KB, 1920x2880, yigali-xinji-21-3-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649086 Maybe she has two pairs of ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:39:05 2021 No.36649181 >>36637047 No, that's a fatfag cope

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:39:54 2021 No.36649189 File: 325 KB, 2048x1536, yDCGwatF_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:48:18 2021 No.36649276 File: 574 KB, 842x1191, ME13V8ZP_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:50:01 2021 No.36649291 >>36649276 The vamp's got that big 80's hair going on.

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:50:14 2021 No.36649293
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>>36648719
Meanwhile on Mon-chan/husbandos/, the regular shitposting happens:
>Poll: Hotneet who has saved up his mana on no-fap, or hotneet who is practicing mana-spraying five times a day?
>idk, i fount all massshtahs cumjars cleaning under his bed and some of them must have fermented
>does anybody have any tips when your anon has cum in your mofu and its all matted not fluffy?
>horny oni seeks thicc manlet
>if my anon actually tries to cooperate when I raep him, should I roleplay as shy or just raep him harder?
>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:55:30 2021 No.36649338 >>36649291 she thinks its the lastest fashion trend

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:56:15 2021 No.36649348 >>36649293 >>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons? Obvious bait that would still result in a fuckton of angry (You)s for that poster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:56:33 2021 No.36649350 >>36649338 If she hosts a TV show about spooky stories it could work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 18:57:08 2021 No.36649354 File: 516 KB, 2480x3508, 9fmlRuQH_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649293 >is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons?

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:00:10 2021 No.36649385

>>36649086
Maybe. The strap across her nose to hold them on suggests that there isnt ear-lumps underneath to hold them from slipping off the side of her head.
I'm more interested in the lightweight saddle. If she's looking for a rider, who will also ride her ofc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:05:03 2021 No.36649431 >>36649348 >>36649354 Yet we have anons this side of the portal still typing "I cant decide if I want an XX or a YY or maybe a ZZ" or wanting to be toyboy to a stream of Hagfus. >Happy waifu, happy laifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:08:17 2021 No.36649455 >>36649293 >>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons? >multiple (yous) of 'Bicorn hands typed this'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:09:29 2021 No.36649472 >>36649291 Yes, but for her it was in the 1580s

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:10:07 2021 No.36649477 File: 416 KB, 800x730, 66303403_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Evil foxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:11:51 2021 No.36649492 File: 421 KB, 1444x2263, tritonia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I fuck a tritonia from the front or the back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:12:25 2021 No.36649500 >>36644804 >>36645246 icecream dispensers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:13:10 2021 No.36649503 >>36649293 another good one >all undead are gay because dying is gay, change my mind

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:15:23 2021 No.36649532 File: 370 KB, 1125x1500, 85753265_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649492 Like this. http://imgbox.com/NSKFZSO8

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:19:01 2021 No.36649562 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x1286, 1578196348784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a more shameful defeat for a monster girl than being defeated and knocked up by a human?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:19:23 2021 No.36649567 >>36649532 LEWD LEWDLEWDLEWDLEWD christ, anon, you can't just link shit like that with no warning

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:20:19 2021 No.36649581 File: 172 KB, 761x683, 5CjsyWjE_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649503 >You take that back!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:22:11 2021 No.36649600 >>36649581 She looks like she needs to hug her girlfriend to calm down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:24:13 2021 No.36649618 File: 1.12 MB, 1600x2115, Eoy_fFvVEAEF1A0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649562 Being defeated and not getting knocked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:28:36 2021 No.36649664 >>36649503 Followed by >btw Im an alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:32:15 2021 No.36649702 >>36649503 But I wanted to die...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:32:27 2021 No.36649705 >>36649581 >>36649664 And the cherry on top >every undead eats cunt, that's why you find a lot of them on /fit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:32:33 2021 No.36649707 File: 115 KB, 735x952, zh3l4d37q4821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649562 >worse defeat? When he pulls out and moneyshots on the floor for the maid to 'clean' up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:33:29 2021 No.36649715 >>36649702 sorry, I can't understand alps

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:34:42 2021 No.36649730 File: 360 KB, 1512x2150, Euyy7OpXIAAETYN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649702

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:35:39 2021 No.36649740 >>36649715 Nah life sucks dicks. That is prety gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:36:26 2021 No.36649748 File: 282 KB, 1023x1200, IBa-7GbKz_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Orcs are made for ____

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:37:11 2021 No.36649754 >>36649740 as I said, I can't understand alps. All I hear is gibberish

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:42:14 2021 No.36649795 >>36649748 big hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:42:41 2021 No.36649798 Amogus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:45:31 2021 No.36649825 File: 1.29 MB, 2942x1834, 2006255cdf205f39c1ea1d60688a9272ae00f1a6a76a0a940e6b61fe99062605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649798 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 19:47:30 2021 No.36649845 >>36649293 >is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons? not even possible

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:00:14 2021 No.36649971 File: 728 KB, 1523x1084, 1587888674595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she knows

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:02:21 2021 No.36649985 File: 751 KB, 1425x1600, 1571518412086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Masoturtle needs love

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:02:40 2021 No.36649992 File: 145 KB, 1000x1320, E_wuE0qVQAMd8Jd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:07:17 2021 No.36650034 >>36649971 But I don't

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:08:21 2021 No.36650045 File: 1.96 MB, 2000x2000, 92873233_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:09:21 2021 No.36650055 >>36649431 >wanting to be toyboy to a stream of Hagfus. nothing wrong with that, a human man having more than one monster wife is the logical conclusion due to the population imbalance AND hags are the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:15:15 2021 No.36650086 >>36649431 if they want to come stop me they can, otherwise i'm going to keep flirting with different monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:21:10 2021 No.36650136 >>36650045 this is the weirdest cow I have seen yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:25:32 2021 No.36650157 File: 101 KB, 580x664, 1626453488129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649971 No she doesn't. There's no way. She doesn't know a thing about what oWo succ did in lebanon in '94

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:30:07 2021 No.36650193 >>36649971 oh no, now everyone knows about my breast milk fetish. no wonder monsters keep giving suspiciously warm jars of milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:33:43 2021 No.36650220 >>36649293 >>is it wrong if i cant decide and want a harem of mixed anons? Do twins anons count as 2 for the price of one like monster twins?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:37:26 2021 No.36650258 >>36650220 only if siamese

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:40:46 2021 No.36650294 >>36649971 that I run a cuddle hustling business?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:43:31 2021 No.36650320 >>36650258 does it count if they are separated afterwards? or does it count if they are joined after the fact

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:43:36 2021 No.36650322 >>36650294 Anon you whore

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:46:54 2021 No.36650347 >>36650322 Why, yes. I do also offer happy endings to my clients as well but I prefer the moniker, "bed warmer" better

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:47:17 2021 No.36650352 >>36650320 if they are separated later you'd have to pick one, since their spirit energy would have a different "id" so to speak

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:48:54 2021 No.36650365 File: 1.11 MB, 1200x1200, E_yeVw_VcAkdjuh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:49:40 2021 No.36650376 >>36650258 Siamese twin brothers separation is very high priority in monster-ran hospitals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:50:16 2021 No.36650381 >>36649971 oh nooo, my perfect rep as a pure man will be ruined, how could she know. I even changed my appearance when I worked

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:52:28 2021 No.36650404 >>36650365 black lips do something to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:08:41 2021 No.36650567 >>36650376 I'd imagine so, it's like a bug on the demon lord's marriage system

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:14:14 2021 No.36650622 File: 1.04 MB, 1200x1200, 1628707300479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36650404 This guy makes delicious lips

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:26:31 2021 No.36650713 File: 980 KB, 3498x2475, 730D1496-2E51-4BBC-B2D8-58993F7FBF6A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:28:12 2021 No.36650731 File: 108 KB, 800x800, 1628154746160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36650713

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:32:03 2021 No.36650755 File: 309 KB, 1200x900, fluffy_drider_fairy_pixie_thing_by_blazbaros_daf21qg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:33:32 2021 No.36650763 >>36650755 this spider has more than just fluff

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:33:47 2021 No.36650765 >>36649971 Well yeah she knows, that fucking squirrel is one of my best customers! She loves it when I fluff her tail and pamper her while we watch TV for a couple of hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:42:12 2021 No.36650824 File: 79 KB, 844x602, 1621549833318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36649798

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:45:24 2021 No.36650843 File: 307 KB, 940x843, Salamander-waah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he says he can beat you in Mon Fighter 5

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:47:39 2021 No.36650860 File: 182 KB, 1140x930, Skyrim dragon14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36650713 are meant to be bred

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:49:06 2021 No.36650869 >>36650860 What's maiq saying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:50:46 2021 No.36650878 >>36650824 and with that every anubis was forever banished from the desert kingdom for being "cringe"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:53:02 2021 No.36650888 >>36650878 purple sus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:54:13 2021 No.36650894 >>36650888 >those digits grape sneks are cringe, keks wills it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:55:03 2021 No.36650896 >Baphomet who doesn't look or sound a day older than 10 but dresses like an oiran and ara aras a lot with her loli voice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:55:46 2021 No.36650900 File: 148 KB, 1000x1415, 1629565611873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36650294 >cuddle hustling business Your client is standing on a snowy street corner wearing only a tshirt and scarf, she looks like she needs help

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:56:16 2021 No.36650902 File: 1.25 MB, 1538x1600, Apophis_Looking_Back.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36650888 It is decreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 21:59:46 2021 No.36650920 File: 680 KB, 1200x1200, FwIQrXrp_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36650888 Purple cats are pretty sussy truuuu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:02:06 2021 No.36650935 File: 283 KB, 1844x2572, 1627524615628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36650900 Yetis advertising their willingness to cuddle on their shirts!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:02:16 2021 No.36650937 >>36649189 >Still no Nacha stories It's a mood

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:10:29 2021 No.36650981 File: 618 KB, 1100x1658, 1477448018929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36650935 Nuki-san makes massive profits in Winterstown selling these shirts to Yetis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:10:57 2021 No.36650987 >>36650937 It's reverse bullying for them being bitchy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:14:49 2021 No.36651008 File: 686 KB, 1280x1900, 4a7d6e7c87cbfdab5a0e90e3316ade397d920a0f8ad1678a80cd641d848d6b4e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hope your ready for your daily dose anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:22:42 2021 No.36651062 File: 475 KB, 1240x1754, 1623774693062.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36651008 please i've already had more than enough of my shog medicine i dont need any more please

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:23:22 2021 No.36651067 >>36651008 uhh, I ain't takin no jabs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:24:55 2021 No.36651074 >>36650878 Who the fuck let a Cheshire become the Grand Vizer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:30:56 2021 No.36651112 >>36651067 take your shogvax anon, you know the kikivirus is going around

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:32:26 2021 No.36651125 >>36651112 I can handle a little virus, I am young and fit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:39:13 2021 No.36651163 >>36651125 >That anon right there officer!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:40:50 2021 No.36651179 >>36651062 most of you is already made of her any way anon, what's one shog shot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:42:11 2021 No.36651189 >>36651179 What part of me isnt shoggerized? Is my brain my own at least?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:46:19 2021 No.36651234 >>36651189 there's probably a few errant cells floating around

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:46:30 2021 No.36651236 >>36651163 wat she gonna do, nag me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:53:09 2021 No.36651278 Flatwoods Owl Mage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:53:58 2021 No.36651285 File: 597 KB, 706x901, 1631040782017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36651234 That's it?!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:55:33 2021 No.36651297 >>36651285 (You) haven't been (You) for a long time anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:55:57 2021 No.36651301 >>36651008 I don't know the long-term effects of shog shots so I'm going to not take it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:56:35 2021 No.36651305 >>36651008 no, my kiki spit and pussy covering shall protect me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:58:01 2021 No.36651315 >>36651297 But I thought shoggy loved me for me...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 22:58:57 2021 No.36651324 >>36651008 I refuse to get shogged, you'll never make an incubus out of me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:00:50 2021 No.36651336 >>36651315 well they do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:04:24 2021 No.36651359 >>36651315 she loves (You) for (You) and whatever may (You) ever become.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:17:30 2021 No.36651444 This is why you just get a Kiki instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:19:01 2021 No.36651453 >>36651444 I agree, kiki is better

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:20:28 2021 No.36651460 >>36651453 >>36651444 desperate kiki hands typed this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:21:00 2021 No.36651464 Which monsters will kindly rape me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:21:38 2021 No.36651467 >>36651464 White Knights like Jinkos

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:22:13 2021 No.36651469 >>36651464 Horny Bogey

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:24:54 2021 No.36651486 >>36651464 most of them if you ask kindly (at least the beginning of the rape), exceptions being aggressive ones like hellhounds and amazons or the ones mad with pleasure like raijus or a wet hinezumi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:28:04 2021 No.36651496 >>36651464 Will-o-Wisps. They will kindly rape (You) in densely populated areas to show off what a great person you are!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:30:09 2021 No.36651509 >>36651464 your personal sex ed teacher

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:35:53 2021 No.36651543 >>36651509 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I LOVE HAKUTAKUS I LOVE HAKUTAKUS I LOVE HAKUTAKUS INLOVE KAHUKATUS I LUV HAGTAKUS I LOVE HAKUTAKUS I LOVE HAKUTAKUD I LOVE HAKUS TAKUS IMAGINE DRINKING HAKUTAKU MILK AAAAAA FUCK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:36:33 2021 No.36651547
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>>36651486
>exceptions being aggressive ones like hellhounds and amazons
Even Hellhound can be nice about it. I'd take my chances with an Amazon and let her know that she's the boss and butter her up saying how womanly her strength is and how sexy her muscles are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:39:11 2021 No.36651560 >>36651547 since anon said rape I was assuming he meant the marriage sex/first time, it's not that I fully disagree with you is just that with those species it is far more unlikely

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:39:27 2021 No.36651564 >>36651464 Depends on their individual personality, you could come across a very aggressive green worm if she is hungry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:42:53 2021 No.36651581 >>36651564 yes, anon, but he's speaking in a general sense, be a little more racist please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:46:50 2021 No.36651609 >>36651464 an alp becaues you got to rape them instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 21 23:56:59 2021 No.36651683 >>36651315 You were lied to, anon. She's after your personality

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:05:49 2021 No.36651738 File: 857 KB, 691x950, cuddlerape.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36651464

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:21:08 2021 No.36651830 >>36651683 a cruel fate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:26:44 2021 No.36651876 File: 1015 KB, 3508x2480, 1532060002015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36651683 im sad now

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:27:50 2021 No.36651892 File: 915 KB, 1000x1500, 84724501_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36650136 >farmer anon keeps coming back to his barn and finding new cows each day it's starting to get a bit suspicious

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:33:22 2021 No.36651942 >There goes anon again, screaming about how there are Cheshires in the walls. >when do you think he will realize that Cheshires don’t exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:33:58 2021 No.36651945 >>36651892 >first week, it was just elves >then, it was succs >after that the dragons came >He even has some robotic cows >He doesn't notice and treats them any old holst he has

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:34:40 2021 No.36651951
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>>36651892
>farmer anon loves his cows
>sometimes they feel...off
>however everytime he takes a closer look, they give off a cute moo
>if they moo they're clearly cows so anon always leaves satisfied
>his only real holst can only look on nervously as her "cow" sisters try to outsmart the others in claiming farmer anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:36:20 2021 No.36651964 File: 164 KB, 865x817, 1631299684582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36651581 I spend 90% of my time being racist anon, Mamano are the one aspect of my life that I am not racist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:45:15 2021 No.36652056 File: 93 KB, 768x1024, 80625905_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>/h/6388609

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:48:52 2021 No.36652091

>>36651951
>once, he felt scared so he prayed for protection
>He did get protection in the form of an angel but, he couldn't see the angel as anything but a holy cow given to him by god
>That same angel is the one making sure that all the other monsters plans to rape farmer anon fails

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:52:20 2021 No.36652118 >>36649707 1 fluffy tail plz

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:57:41 2021 No.36652156
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>>36652091
>holy cow dresses up and plays the part of a cow in order to soothe anon
>he gives her extra treats cause she's holy
>she gives him a majestic moo in thanks
>other cows can only seethe at the newcomer

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 00:59:43 2021 No.36652177 >>36652118 9*

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:05:17 2021 No.36652207 File: 543 KB, 1000x1415, 1627431489702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36641244 She's showing her magic tattoos. There are quite a few

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:06:00 2021 No.36652214 >>36652156 Houris are cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:17:25 2021 No.36652295 File: 2.88 MB, 4000x3000, 1632273137850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:19:18 2021 No.36652301 >>36652295 >think cow is trying to do a meme pose >her boobs are just too heavy with milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:19:58 2021 No.36652306 >>36652295 A-AIEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:25:56 2021 No.36652337 >>36652295 the prey is now predator

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:31:55 2021 No.36652370 File: 1.91 MB, 1200x1600, Hellhound57.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fear the frosthounds, for they will steal your blankets and make you cuddle them for warmth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:33:54 2021 No.36652384 File: 763 KB, 1280x853, 1623701088883.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna turn a big strong heckhound into a scared little puppy by turning on a vaccum cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:35:24 2021 No.36652392 >biweekly bicorn

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:38:28 2021 No.36652415 Remember, to show monsters who boss. Drink an entire jug of holy water right in front of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:41:51 2021 No.36652446 File: 145 KB, 728x1031, 1306612507122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36652384 you can catch more with honey than with vinegar

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:42:47 2021 No.36652452 >>36652384 You could also lock her inside while you cook BBQ outdoors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:43:34 2021 No.36652457 >>36652452 thats how you get a new door

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:44:43 2021 No.36652462 >>36652457 No I call my Ushi neighbor over for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:45:23 2021 No.36652465 >>36652446 astrea is one of my favorite bakas

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 01:48:57 2021 No.36652485

>>36652156
>holy cow being the newest arrival gets all the attention of farmer anon
>no matter what the other girls try to do they are all overshined by the divine bovine
>the girls all agree that they need to pull up their forbidden weapon in order to make anon not pay so much attention to her
>the ultimate plan of mass destruction
>when farmer anon arrives to the barn that day he finds it unusually empty
>most girls are nowhere to be seen, only the holy cow and a few strugglers left to watch her remain
>anon immediately gets worried, and goes off trying to find his lost herd
>holy cow tries to calm him down, tell him not to worry
>but he sets off either way, ignoring what she tries to say
>as he searches for where the girls may be he hears a low moo in the distance
>hurrying up to where the sound came from he finds his herd walking towards him
>they are all unusually orderly and they are bringing something with them
>or better said, someone
>and old cow
>one so grey and wrinkled that she is having trouble walking even using a cane and half a herd of girls helping her out each step of the way
>farmer anon is so shocked that only one word can leave his lips
>Nana

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:05:08 2021 No.36652580 File: 1.45 MB, 1908x2345, Monkey butt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I get those damn monkeys to stop eating my bananas, I'm suffering from potassium deficiency

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:11:58 2021 No.36652626 >>36652295 Well, I think this cow needs to be bred. Why else would she e making that pose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:12:52 2021 No.36652638 File: 45 KB, 238x207, NEe1rey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36652485 I will worship the oldcow so I may harvest her hag milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:13:26 2021 No.36652642 What in your opinion is the most neckbeard mg?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:14:28 2021 No.36652655 >>36652465 Y tho?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:17:01 2021 No.36652676 >>36652642 Manticores have some serious neck fur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:23:43 2021 No.36652733 >>36652655 she cute, makes cute faces, does cute things and has large breasts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:31:01 2021 No.36652796 >>36652655 Titties probably

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:31:29 2021 No.36652799 File: 636 KB, 3703x4096, ShoggyMBanshee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New ShoggothM art. More loli banshee this time it seems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:33:25 2021 No.36652819 >>36652799 Well that's kind of sad

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:43:30 2021 No.36652899 >>36652799 i like streaky mascara but i don't like sad girls. it conflicts me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:46:08 2021 No.36652923 >>36652638 only cheese comes out

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:46:57 2021 No.36652926 >>36652923 even better

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:49:21 2021 No.36652943 >>36652580 Just eat some beans instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:49:32 2021 No.36652947 >>36652799 why is she sad? it makes me want to hug her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:50:08 2021 No.36652951 >>36652947 its a trap to get your seed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:51:29 2021 No.36652964 Any time I leave a comment on youtube, within 24 hours it gets a singular like, and never another. It's happened like 20 times in a row now. SHOW YOURSELF DAMN YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:53:57 2021 No.36652979 >>36652964 Sus

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:54:12 2021 No.36652984 >>36652951 she can get a little seed, might help her grow up and fatten up a bit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 02:55:31 2021 No.36652995 >>36652979 You may think this is a game. But if/when I disappear, you could be next.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:00:52 2021 No.36653031 >>36652799 Urge to protect and fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:15:44 2021 No.36653123 >>36652799 How adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:28:46 2021 No.36653224 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread Instead, make sure to look into Grelia Sabbath affiliated waifus. They'll keep you in good shape, know proper dietary needs, and love nurseplay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:36:41 2021 No.36653288 File: 220 KB, 1500x1800, 1631326604468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36653224 What if I intentionally hurt myself so I can be babied and taken care of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:37:18 2021 No.36653293 File: 784 KB, 3000x4000, E_0CE8lVEA0SEhK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:37:47 2021 No.36653299 >>36653293 those are some big horns

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:39:25 2021 No.36653313 >>36653224 no, I don't like the sabbath, I like hag, in fact I LOVE hags!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:40:42 2021 No.36653322 >>36653288 I imagine your wife to be would be very unhappy with you hurting yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:45:13 2021 No.36653362 >>36653224 I really don't care for the current medical industries' image. Still I hear Grelia is very strict about only letting good people into her sabbath. Maybe my faith in the system could be restored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:48:32 2021 No.36653396 >>36653224 I put my faith in eros

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:49:49 2021 No.36653410 >>36652799 >Loli undead thats a bit dark when you think about it my man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:50:14 2021 No.36653416 I honestly miss pastebin stories on Ao3 and ff.net make me curious my cat is curious, but it is also immortal and retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:51:52 2021 No.36653431 >>36653410 death comes for us all

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 03:53:25 2021 No.36653447 File: 567 KB, 1280x1791, biribiri_Commons4_008[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to respect tax collector succs! They are just doing their jobs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:04:10 2021 No.36653552 File: 88 KB, 649x735, 1606962470652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36653447 Sorry, all my money goes to the mofukuza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:05:31 2021 No.36653565 >>36650824 If I Toss a Stone will she catch it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:11:39 2021 No.36653635 >>36652415 Your loli-Succ's face when your cum tastes of drinking all that holywater

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:17:06 2021 No.36653676 >>36653635 kind of want to rub holy water ice cubes on receptive hellspawn

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:18:43 2021 No.36653689 >>36653447 No, I evade all taxes. It is my duty as a dragon fucker

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:36:29 2021 No.36653790 Watching hoof cleaning videos on youtube has made me think about what it would be like to start a service for minos, holsts, satyrs, centaurs and any other hoofed monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:56:39 2021 No.36653899 >>36652207 >Top right IS THAT A—

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:58:32 2021 No.36653909 >>36653790 What a strange thing to discover on the internets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 04:59:17 2021 No.36653916 >>36653909 I think the AI just decided that was what it was going to recommend as the next flavour of the week thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:01:16 2021 No.36653935 File: 290 KB, 2499x1015, 1519419051455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36653916 >cleaning your wife the new hot thing very nice a clean wife is a happy wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:01:21 2021 No.36653937 >>36653916 That's what they all say.

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:08:53 2021 No.36653978

>>36653916
>>36653790
fool, you feel for the pre-portal propaganda. monsters are currently infiltrating our society in a way to make their arrival more welcomed. THE AUTHOR OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA IS BUT A PAWN. THERE ARE CHESHIRES LIVING IN THE WALLS, I CAN HEAR THEM LAUGHING. THEY ARE COMING, ANONS, THEY AR

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:09:33 2021 No.36653979 >>36653790 You got them too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:11:16 2021 No.36653983 >>36653978 They're only living in the walls when you aren't there

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:12:59 2021 No.36653997 >>36653983 pretty good roomate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:13:56 2021 No.36654000 >>36652799 fluffy sleeves based

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:14:03 2021 No.36654002 File: 301 KB, 1093x838, 1506304696948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36653978

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:14:22 2021 No.36654003

>>36653983
>he hasn't noticed yet
run, run before it's too late. run till your feet get bloodied from the impact against the soil, run till you are breathing fire and sweating your skin off. they already got anon and we know too much.
>>36653978
the poor fool couldn't even spell "fell" anymore...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:15:31 2021 No.36654012 >>36654002 Cats are just deformed monkeys

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:18:28 2021 No.36654030 >>36653978 Dude, we've been over this, cheshires dont exist. Also remember to finish your post before hitting send

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:21:19 2021 No.36654045

>>36654002
GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM ME I CAN STILL HEAR THEIR LAUGHING THEIR MADDENING LAUGHING THEY TURNED MY POOR CAT OLGA INTO ONE OF THEIR KIND I'M SURE SHE DOESN'T MEOW AT THE DOOR WHEN I GET HOME ANYMORE SHE JUST CLIMBS AT THE HIGHEST SURFACE SHE CAN AND STARES DOWN AT ME I CAN SEE HER SMIRKING I CAN THAT SMILE IN HER EYES I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO MY SISTER'S RABBIT I HAVEN'T SEEM IT IN DAYS, I PRAY THAT SHE WAS EATEN RATHER THAN CORRUPTED BY THEIR VICIOUS HANDS. I CAN HEAR THE HEARTS IN THE WALLS I CAN SMELL THEIR DISGUSTING STENCH I CAN FEEL THEIR STARES WHEREVER I GO I HAVE BROUGHT ROPE WITH ME, I HOPE THAT MY NECK SNAPS BEFORE THEY GET ME. FUNNY ISN'T IT, I USED TO HOPE FOR THIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:21:44 2021 No.36654046 File: 2.54 MB, 2000x2500, So good!~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36652580 Tell them you'll make something even better if they let you have them, Monsters are weak to Human cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:22:05 2021 No.36654048 >>36653447 Now you gave me a good idea for Andy's story. He'll now evade taxes from both monsters and the Order too too! Thanks bro!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:42:25 2021 No.36654128 >>36652295 But her spine will break!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:42:40 2021 No.36654129 WHALE MAMONO WHEN

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:46:18 2021 No.36654142 >>36654129 jabberwock gets posted regularly

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:47:48 2021 No.36654152 File: 711 KB, 1327x1196, 1626306659601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36654045

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:50:32 2021 No.36654167 >>36654152 these japes are the ones i want more of

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:51:46 2021 No.36654176 >>36654152 NONONONONONO IT CAN'T BE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA... I lost...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:52:01 2021 No.36654178 >>36654152 Truly a scathing counter point. How will anon ever recover

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 05:57:42 2021 No.36654208 >>36654178 i guess you slowly escalate by counterdrawing the both of you happily at your wedding and wait for her post-ironic rebuttal

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 06:15:17 2021 No.36654333 >>36654152 Cheshire in casual wear awakens something in me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 06:25:02 2021 No.36654381 File: 29 KB, 250x347, Centoreahugshubbymaster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36653979 Yeah, me 3, but I'm a confirmed Centaur-waifu hosspussy guy. >mfw helping her gloss-paint her rear hooves to dress up to go out to fancy dinners

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 06:35:52 2021 No.36654434

Regular or Neutral State Leader(s) who are not aligned with the Order or the Monstergirls:

>"Everybody knows Local Lords born after 1993 can't govern. All they know is vote, gather they armies, border dispute, abuse political power, and die without heirs."

An older dwarf monstergirl who is a boomer:

>"Everybody knows Dwarves who became monstergirls and born after 1993 can't mine. All they know is Karak, load thrund, buy umgak, fuck they new husbands, drink bugman's ale, and mine DEMON and MONSTER ores!"

A Lescatie Lord in French accent during the pre-Fall of Lescatie and Monstergirl takeover:

>"Everybody knows Peasants born after 1993 can't farm. All they know is Pilgrimage, string they bows, catch the plague, not be faithful enough to Chief God, eat turnip, and revolt."

A Monstergirl Necromancer or vampire monstergirl:

>"Everybody knows undead raised after 1993 can't fight or be efficient. All they know is spook, sneak from they sarcophagus, send shivers down your spine, seldom let you snooze, and make you with a boo."

A monstergirl orc from a past older generation:

>"Everybody knows Orcs who became monstah galz aftah 1993 can't WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! -All dey know is Badlands, fack humie bois, herd dey squigs, loot, be oinkin' pigies, eat snotling, and be useless gitz outside of fackin' humie bois!"

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 06:44:12 2021 No.36654470

>>36654208
>she draws you proposing to her
>you draw yourself carrying her over the threshold in her wedding dress
>she counters by sketching you with your head against her gravid belly listening to your firstborn
>you make a oil painting of the both of you excitedly shopping for baby clothes together
>she etches a bas relief of your family with the next two children
>you make a quilt with 10 of your kittens being little hellraisers and she's got twins on the way
ironically, of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 07:08:43 2021 No.36654587 File: 3.86 MB, 640x360, 8B687F50-24DB-4A36-9558-0B410CF65F99.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m gonna unionize with all the lilim’s underlings and demands more benefits effectively ruining her plans for world domination

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 07:26:51 2021 No.36654710 File: 379 KB, 1696x2010, xsf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] firmly grasp the moonbuns

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 07:32:44 2021 No.36654747 File: 374 KB, 1085x1239, 1469405069878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/frenchthenhen/status/1440566760478965770

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 07:53:45 2021 No.36654893 >>36654747 The scarf stays on

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 08:49:08 2021 No.36655154 >>36654587 You have been reported to HR for insubordination and have been Union Busted!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 08:53:20 2021 No.36655170 >>36654587 I hear she turns into a goat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 09:00:49 2021 No.36655200 >>36654747 I want to see what kind of girls I would get snowed in with >https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 09:02:09 2021 No.36655206 >>36655200 >Bunyip >Mantis >Dark elf Would the dark elf force me to impregnate the other two or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 09:36:13 2021 No.36655341 >Dom cheshire sets her sight on you h-haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 09:50:32 2021 No.36655394 File: 172 KB, 457x241, mon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36655200 think I can deal with the corpse and the sheep but the oni might be an issue unless she digs us out

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 09:50:44 2021 No.36655395 >>36655341 Dom memes? How does that even

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 09:53:10 2021 No.36655401 >>36655395 I just want an older sulty bombshell cheshire to tease me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:11:05 2021 No.36655466 >>36655395 You've reminded me of those boomer BDSM memes me and my pals laughed at, back when I still had a Facebook. What was even funnier was those 50 year old moms tagging their overweight balding husbands under them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:12:31 2021 No.36655477 File: 1.66 MB, 3200x4800, 1618570861327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36655466 I've never been to Facebook and have no idea what you're referring to, but sure. Like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:12:39 2021 No.36655479 File: 36 KB, 435x368, 1614179103747.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kiki head maid expertly capturing potential broodmothers(elves, rabbits, wolfus, foxes etc) to put in young mastah's breeding room/sex dungeon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:14:18 2021 No.36655486 >>36655479 >young mastah's breeding room/sex dungeon! we have one of those?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:15:46 2021 No.36655491 >>36655486 >You own a mansion >You have a kiki maid Of course you have a room designated as a "sex dungeon". Kikimoras are professional after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:16:41 2021 No.36655494 >>36655486 It's the laundry room but you flip the switch to turn the lights red

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:22:38 2021 No.36655528 >>36655491 >>36655494 I knew telling her I could clean my own room was a bad idea...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:25:37 2021 No.36655542 >>36655494 Then a wall of mamono asses sticking out appears. What a collection! Remember to hydrate regularly!

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:26:09 2021 No.36655544

>>36655200
>Scylla, Arch Imp, Werebat
First thing scylla would do is hug us together for the entirety of the inciden with her legs, to stay warm. The Imp would dangle in the air held by a tentacle, and tease me to try to make me snap and have an orgy with them, while I'm trying to start the fire in the chimney. Werebat would just awawa all day till everyone goes to sleep. During the night she'd turn luscious and use the fact that we're all bound to grope me.

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:27:31 2021 No.36655556

>>36655491
>anon inherits large mansion and estate from distant relative he and no one in his family has ever heard of
>absolutely huge
>no clue how the maid keeps the place learn
>got lost for a few hours trying to navigate it
>anon now just alternates between his room, bathroom, kitchen and the living room closet to the entrance

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:29:05 2021 No.36655564 File: 854 KB, 3686x4568, 1591563499081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36655556 The maid is magical.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:29:32 2021 No.36655567 File: 1.24 MB, 1451x2048, Screenshot_20210922-182902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36655200 BROS HELP

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:30:11 2021 No.36655573 >>36655528 got to be careful when doing that anon, she might get the wrong idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:32:57 2021 No.36655594 >>36655567 No wonder you're snowed it, they keep freezing the doors so you'll stay inside and fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:33:00 2021 No.36655595 >>36655564 she has to be if she's to stop the dark seething mass beneath the mansion from getting to master

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:36:55 2021 No.36655618 >>36655567 Poor slime is frozen and can't move

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:37:35 2021 No.36655624 >>36655479 >>36655542 >master anon has to regularly let out all the monsters the maid "acquires" >bicorn was very disappointed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:42:52 2021 No.36655645 >>36654747 Oh no, I'm trapped in her cuddle cave for days!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:44:05 2021 No.36655656 >>36654747 >>36655645 Does she have snacks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:45:24 2021 No.36655661 >>36655479 Kiki please. Not until we knock you up with a brood first

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 10:55:53 2021 No.36655723 >>36655656 Between rounds of cuddlefucking she has ice cream and milkshakes to get you nice and cold for more sex, you'll be diving into her paws for warmth in no time

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 11:00:13 2021 No.36655759

>>36655479
>Anon's kiki was actually an extremely successful monster hunter prior to returning to the maid life.
>She still has some scars and more than a few monsters out there curse her old operating name.
>For you she just likes to play a slightly nicked up, dainty maid with a surprising amount of muscle.
>But sometimes she slips into her old habits when she catches you staring at a girl.
>Wake up one morning to see the THICK salamander you passed in the store bound up and nude in your bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 11:14:33 2021 No.36655882 >>36655479 But I only want to breed her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 11:21:25 2021 No.36655940 >>36655479 I will tell kiki I only want nuns and maids

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 11:25:49 2021 No.36655985
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>>36653410
>Loli undead
>thats a bit dark when you think about it my man
On the contrary, it's a sign that an undead girl managed to have a child. Atleast that's the kind of loli undead I want to fuck

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 11:37:36 2021 No.36656079

>>36655759
>Mamono police knocks on your door every once in a while asking for lost causes
>Your kiki always invites them in, gives them snacks and tells them tea is on the way
>Whoever the police is looking for that week suddenly appears wearing a maid outfit and bringing tea
>Some girls hate it, throwing the tray while swearing, telling the cops to get her out of there
>Some other girls are just a little confused about what is going on and play along
>But there are some special cases in which the girls say they aren't lost, that they now work here
>The maid always keeps her professional smile
>But she loves every second of her pray being displayed and put on the spotlight

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 11:50:43 2021 No.36656221 >>36656079 She always loved keeping trophies, and her catch in a maid outfit is prime amongst them. Particularly when they're showing a pregnancy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 12:12:57 2021 No.36656481 >>36651464 Elves

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 12:44:26 2021 No.36656982 >>36655759 Kiki recognizes a desperate CC mamono when she sees one. Even if said CC mamono is putting on a front.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:02:44 2021 No.36657278 >>36656982 >captures a ferocious wyvern >"The hell are you doing? Im not going to be some mere man's pet!" >'Oh? Then why do you smell of desperation and pent up need?'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:05:38 2021 No.36657323 >>36657278 >if you didnt want to be a trophy maid then why do you look so cute in a dress?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:12:05 2021 No.36657416 I wonder if it's hard to immigrate to dragonia

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:19:55 2021 No.36657519 >>36657416 immigrate and impregnate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:21:19 2021 No.36657539 File: 102 KB, 550x698, 1591688324139-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine that you become a grandad. How it will look?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:22:23 2021 No.36657553 >>36657539 I will start smoking a pipe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:32:38 2021 No.36657700 File: 79 KB, 432x514, putThatInYourPipe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36657553 tobacco, zipanguerbs or bubble pipe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:34:24 2021 No.36657729 >>36657700 Whatever kind Popeye uses. Bubbles seem fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:49:14 2021 No.36657964 >>36657539 I'd honestly get a handle bar mustache and also bulk up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:50:29 2021 No.36657978 >>36657729 Don't encourage off-topic posts anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:51:25 2021 No.36657997 File: 904 KB, 700x980, 1453743756838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36657978 Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:55:14 2021 No.36658039 >>36657416 Impregnation grants citizenship

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:56:00 2021 No.36658053 >>36657416 emigrate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:57:09 2021 No.36658070 >bapho makes entire essay on 4monster extolling the superiority of the sabbath >falls apart when the first post is just "midge"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 13:57:15 2021 No.36658071 File: 504 KB, 1430x1760, E_4_bIzVgA8zsLC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36631198

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 14:03:41 2021 No.36658155 >>36658071 Cultural nerdberd!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 14:21:56 2021 No.36658408 >>36654747 Artist does one Yeti commission and falls in love with Yetis, many such cases

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>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 14:40:18 2021 No.36658648 >>36658563 Okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 14:40:51 2021 No.36658656 >>36658563 Uh oh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:01:31 2021 No.36658933 File: 204 KB, 1463x2048, 1631102451289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36658563 >when the mortal sign

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:01:55 2021 No.36658941 File: 635 KB, 1653x1725, 1621499970828.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who said only foxes could have big mofu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:03:05 2021 No.36658960 >>36658933 She needs to practice her handwriting, that's worse than a doctor's

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:05:18 2021 No.36658997 >>36658941 No one, my wife has a neckmofu so wide I can put my entire head in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:13:05 2021 No.36659104 >>36658941 sleepy kiki

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:17:42 2021 No.36659181 File: 323 KB, 722x850, 1628317701258.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36659104 she just wants somewhere to rest her head and tail for the night

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:19:38 2021 No.36659201 File: 1.75 MB, 1013x1650, 92261282_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:19:59 2021 No.36659202 >>36659181 just this once ill let mofu sleep on me instead of sleeping on mofu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:36:31 2021 No.36659451 >>36659201 What an oddly elaborate getup

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:36:38 2021 No.36659453 File: 117 KB, 720x1080, 1631540093358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36658960 That looks like elven, japanese languages and street graffiti was mixed together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:37:53 2021 No.36659467 File: 81 KB, 253x193, 1628257076032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36659451

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:38:50 2021 No.36659477

>On vacation in zipangu as a kid
>In boring ass village with no internet and mostly old people
>Meet cute shirohebi my age
>Play with her the whole vacation
>Eventually have to return home
>She asks me if I’ll come back next summer
>Lol no only got this trip cause of parents frequent flyer miles
>She’s about to cry and I don’t want mom yelling at me the whole way home for making a girl cry
>Tell her I’ll come back on my own one day
>Forget about the instant I get home and can watch spongebob again
>25 years later and still no luck with the ladies
>Monster girls reject never telling me why and only ufufuf’ing and telling me I know why
>Human girls tell me they just get a back feeling from me, like watching final destination and driving behind a log truck
>Jerking off late at night trying to find new, weird, oddly specific fetishes that get me off in seconds
>Some shirohebi jerk off instruction video while she threatens to blue fire you if you don’t stroke it fast enough
>Post nut clarity gives me the focus to remember that one shirohebi from that stupid vacation
>Text mom if she remembers the name of that place but like fuck all she does
>Eventually realize just how fucking stupid that would be
>Thinking the same shirohebi is still in the boring ass village and even if she was would remember me
>Go to bed laughing at how stupid that idea is
>Eventually meet bicorn who says she likes to live dangerously, despite living probably the cushiest comfy life that’d put a yeti to shame
>She teases me over losing my virginity to a bicorn
>I tease her for being a bicorn and still a virgin cause I stuck it in her ass
>I laugh
>She laughs
>That white snake I just notice in the window seethes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:41:28 2021 No.36659509 >>36659453 Haha. Imagine if she got angry at you and punished you with forced anal with those FAT asscheeks by tail-locking (You).

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:43:32 2021 No.36659536
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>how to find boy
>where to find boy
>best way to stalk boy
>night vision goggles
>rope
>soft rope
>how much venom should i use
>can you overdose on manticore venom
>do boys secretly like being raped
>how to work up the courage to take a boy
>inspirational music
>doom ost
RAPE
>how long of a break to boys need between drainings
>used too much venom
>what is a priapism
>does a priapism hurt
>can you have sex for a day straight
>how to make boys stop crying
>apology gift ideas
>romantic restaraunts near me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:48:21 2021 No.36659599 >>36659536 >>how to make boys stop crying Imagine raping some faggot alp that cries during tail drain

Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:51:45 2021 No.36659645
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>>36659599
I mean, I’m pretty much sure around the 7th consecutive ejaculation even the manliest man will start tearing up. Either because of your emptied balls or your cracking pelvis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:58:39 2021 No.36659754 File: 592 KB, 1280x774, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_asuzemu__c20f9566c21b44b331bf5a2919ee39c3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36654710 Make more moonbuns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 15:59:36 2021 No.36659769 >>36659599 priapism is no joke anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 16:03:51 2021 No.36659825 File: 3.36 MB, 2149x3034, 92929529_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>36659769 it's both serious and funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 16:05:41 2021 No.36659852 >>36659536 >>36659599 >>36659769 >>36659825 this is why you go for mindflayers and monsters like them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 16:08:09 2021 No.36659892 >>36659852 i hope sufficiently skilled raiju and thunderbird can manipulate electric signaling to have you nut whenever they want

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 16:09:17 2021 No.36659911 >>36659892 they would most likely fry your brain for a bit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 16:21:51 2021 No.36660114 >>36659645 Just lose consciousness first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 22 16:24:24 2021 No.36660157 >>36659892 now I am imagining a DBZ style beam clash of electricity between the two girls with you in the middle

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