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3659615 No.3659615 [Reply] [Original]

So, who here uses piss bottles?

>> No.3659621

if by bottle you mean tile floor

>> No.3659629

>>3659621
wat

I mean when you don't want to leave your room so you grab an empty coke bottle, piss it, then cap that shit son.

>> No.3659636

I don't see how you can piss in a plastic bottle without making a mess. The hole is so small.

>> No.3659642

Jarate!

>> No.3659644

>>3659629

/jp/ has evolved from pissing in bottles to just pissing anywhere as long as we don't leave the computer.

>> No.3659645

>>3659629
Pissing in bottles is for normalfags.

>> No.3659649

PISS ON FLOOR LIKE A TRUE NEET

>> No.3659651

>>3659636
Aim ur urethra.

>> No.3659653

/jp/ are hobos but with computer.

Yeah, most likely.

>> No.3659655

>>3659629
And he said exactly what he meant. We use the floor.

>>3659636
You're not supposed to put your dick in the hole. Your urethra isn't longer than a bottle's hole diameter.

>> No.3659661

>>3659649
But my bed is right up to my monitor, and I don't want to spend my life in a space as confined as a bed that reeks of old piss.

>> No.3659670

I have a bathroom connected to my room and a laptop, so it's not really that big an issue to walk a few feet and sit somewhere else.

>> No.3659685

>>3659670
IF you sit when you piss your a bitch

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>> No.3659695

>>3659685
Thanks for the input.

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