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>> No.3658871

Is there a franchise Touhou won't creep to?

>> No.3658875
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>>3658871
this count?

>> No.3658877

Nitori as Wile E Coyote would be more appropriate.

>> No.3658885

2012 - Disney files acquisition of Team Shanghai Alice.

>> No.3658906

>>3658875
Oh please. Why are the others there, Flandre could take him out singlehandedly.

>> No.3658928

>>3658906
Godzilla is already Flandre's level outside of Gensokyo.

Bring him INSIDE where he can start feeding on Magical Energy (Spiritual power ups are Godzilla canon, so you have that as well) and its going to take a whole lot more than SDM to dent him.

>> No.3658937

>>3658928
Yeah, but Flandre has his eye in her right hand. She'll just go kyu kyu kyu and that's that.

>> No.3658947

>>3658875
nooo, sakuyaaaa!

>> No.3658962
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Nitori doesn't rage enough to be Donald.

>> No.3658969

>>3658937
And?
Its Godzilla. He's been shot, nuked, frozen, pummeled, electrocuted, dropped in lava, poisoned, had his very cells suffer breakdown, drilled, assimilated, exploded and had a blackhole fall on him.

Godzilla knows death, it just doesn't mean anything to him.

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>>3658937
Flandre's "kyu~" just causes an explosion at the heart of the object. That doesn't necessarily have to destroy it, unlike the other famous instakill haxes. And it doesn't work on abstract concepts either.
I'm sure Godzilla is resistant to a bit of fire.

>> No.3658984

>>3658937
At his most broken, Godzilla has come back from being totally disintegrated. Sure, it took him fifty years to do so, but still.

Plus, Godzilla generally has the whole "what used to hurt now doesn't, and if you keep doing it, it'll make him stronger" thing going for him too.

>> No.3658998

>>3658984
doomsday? take him to the edge of time and space, the end of all things and leave him there.

>> No.3659006

I don't like this.

>> No.3659014

>>3658982
Not to mention he has two hearts.

Plus, Flan really isn't all the fucking stable to begin with, as this Anon's picture shows.
What if she tries to blow him up and it doesn't work, now you have a very angry walking embodiment of destruction and a flipped out psycho bitch who is very confused as to how her power has suddenly failed.

>> No.3659040

>>3658982
Really? But that's boring...

>> No.3659056

Flandre's power will probably work fine, only to fail when he shows up again next week.

>> No.3659079

>>3658998
If you can send him to the end of Gensokyo, it would probably be better to just send him back outside of Gensokyo.

Godzilla has one major job to do besides just whipping giant monster ass. He's there as a reminder that Humans are very, incredibly stupid creatures and do incredibly stupid shit when left to their own devices. And every once and awhile someone has to knock them back into their place so they don't do the same stupid shit they did before.
Thats what Godzilla does.

In a way you could say he's like Reimu, he doesn't like his job but no one else can do it.

>> No.3659091

>>3658982
When you say it like that, I imagine her just overloading her victim with youkai moe by going "kyu~", making his heart beat way too fast, eventually exploding.

So, her power is just being too cute?

>> No.3659103

>>3659014
>>Not to mention he has two hearts
Just one. He has two brains though.

>> No.3659108

>>3659056
Most likely Remilia's manipulation of fate would be strong enough to keep Godzilla from bothering her mansion. After all, he's there to serve a purpose for humans, not for vampires, youkai, wizards, or maids. If he did come to Gensokyo, Reimu would be the one dealing with it (obviously).

>> No.3659119

>>3659108
I doubt Reimu could handle him. Maybe with Yukari's "help" (read: her gapping him somewhere not Gensokyo).

>> No.3659144

>>3659119
Well Danmaku bullets and orbs are just going to piss him off and there isn't much Holy power can do (unless its that one Godzilla that was powered by vengeful spirits of japanese soldiers), so having Reimu deal with him really just means having Yukari deal with him.

>> No.3659145

>>3659119
... Come to think of it, the first thing that would happen is her shrine would be destroyed. Again. Pissed off Reimu can probably handle a mere Godzilla considering she's defeated Gods before, and instead of killing him she'll beat him, make him see the error of his ways, and then they'll all sit and have tea among the ruins of her shrine.

Then you'd have a pissed off miko, and her friends who live or hang out around the shrine might also take exception to their gathering place being destroyed.

>> No.3659161

>>3659144
I'm sure Suwako and Kanako could think of something between them. Then they'd force Sanae to put their plan into action.

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>> No.3659180
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Didn't Godzilla lose to Ultraman that jack bitch?

>> No.3659183

>>3659079
The Hakurei shrine is exist on both sides of the Boundary. Does this mean on the real side, instead of Reimu, there's a pissed off giant radioactive monster in priest's clothing, sipping tea and complaining about how he never gets monsters to his shrine anymore, only curious human researchers who get stepped on?

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>> No.3659193

Actually, maybe Hong Meiling could handle Godzilla by herself. After all, she did singlehandedly take out the God of Calamity.

>> No.3659205

>>3659145
>>3659161
Well if you're tapping both Shrine Maidens and their backups, the only idea I can see them pulling that would cause the least amount of damage to Gensokyo would be having them summon Mothra.
The Guardian Spirit of Earth might have an easier time then random gods.

Plus you have Reimu and Sanae dressed and singing like the Cosmos.

>> No.3659212

>>3659180
no

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>>3659183
Jet Jaguar as a Shrine Priest.

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who is this?

>> No.3659238

>>3659231
Looks like that guy from Resident Evil 2.

>> No.3659240

>>3659231
Most likely Hedorah

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>>3659180
>>3659212
If by lose you mean work things out and head their separate ways then yes.

>>3659193
No offense to Meiling but if Manda the Actual Chinese Dragon gets slapped around by the damn military, no way could the youkai one stand to Godzilla.
If one can't do it the other

>> No.3659257

>>3659231
hedorah the smog monster.

godzilla vs the smog monster is the most horrible movie to watch high.

>> No.3659263
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>>3659205
MOTHRA, MOTHRA!

>> No.3659267

>>3659231
Hedorah the Smog Monster, An alien mutation caused and fed by the Pollution of Mankind bent on returning the favor.

Note: Hedorah is actually one of Godzilla's strongest rivals thanks to human trash and waste.

>> No.3659277

>>3659267
So, Captain Pollution?

>> No.3659284

>>3659277
no a giant living wad of radioactive sea sludge.

>> No.3659322

>>3659284
>>3659277
It almost had a Frog like appearance at some points, it hopped around alot when it wasn't in saucer form and had the tadpole stages of development.

Of course it also had highly acidic and corrosive slime for a body which it would throw at Godzilla and just about everywhere it could. In flight/saucer mode it released sulphuric acid like mists that could reduce leaving creatures to bone in mere seconds. And both forms had energy eye beams.

Because every giant monster needs energy beams.

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what about this one?

>> No.3659333

>>3659329

oh wait nevermind.

>> No.3659349

>>3659329
That one just goes on goofy adventures with anyone that would tolerate being in its presence until Daddy came to pick him up.

>> No.3659357

>>3659349
actually I think thats the one from the destroyah and other movies it dies.

Otherwise it would have downs.

>> No.3659384

>>3659357
The skin color and what the picture depicts(the scenes from Final Wars) indicate "Minilla", still has downs but no death.

Sadly. I know some liked Minilla but I just can't.

>> No.3659420

>>3659384
I don't remember minalla even being in final wars....

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