/jp/ - Otaku Culture

must you?

based and puppicunnipilled

I prefer wolves

>>36576844
I'm not big on this OP but if we could power through and not make another thread that is not going to die for days that'd be great

>>36576844
what the fuck is wrong with you? kobolds don't deserve that whore in the same breath

>>36576844

>>36576866
>mosquitoSeason
but that's a wasp

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be careful summoning elementals.
Too strong a casting and some ara ara oneesan type may make you her plaything.
Too weak and you'll end up with a confused loli that.....does her best.

Absolute dog OP

>>36576972
>Too strong a casting and some ara ara oneesan type may make you her plaything.
how does one max their mana output, asking for a friend of course

>>36577001
Well, if you have enough mana to summon one, you'll probably have enough to bind her.

Its those that summon them using rituals or cheat via ley lines that find themselves in an oneesan danger situation.

>>36577018
wheres the strongest leyline then?

>>36577025
You'll need to go to a nearby magical academy and earn/bribe your way to their magical telemetry maps

>>36577000
cool dog

>>36577037
so "borrow" them for a bit and get a nerd to help me

>>36577049
Basically yes.

>>36577055
I might have maybe summoned a goddess as my familiar instead......

I LOVE MY STRONG HELLHOUND WIFE!

Post monster boys.

>>36577079
So you summoned the MGE version of Aqua then.

Human boys are designed for wing burritos.

>>36577112
Man is the real monster.

>>36577119
can I get a reroll?

>>36577133
No rerolls on the gacha.

What's in a fox's mofu? Like I'm sure she keeps snacks and toys in it but what else?

>>36577142
disease
filth

>>36577142
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, anon

>>36577142
the lost library of alexandria and the knowledge to maintain everlasting youth in its depth

>>36577148
>t.non mofu

>>36577137
All I wanted to be was a dumb toy to an oneesan, not get a dumb toy as an oneesan

Come to the desert.

>>36577148
Hey, I personally ensure my fox wife's mofu is cleaned on a daily basis.

>>36576928
The mosquito’s name is Wasp, retard.

>>36577216
Now that's just unnecessarily confusing. Why would anyone name their daughter that way?

>>36577142
their magical girl outfit and their jk uniform

>>36577228
Bugs are stupid.

Blessed archer of the snow forest!

>>36576972
Then I need a careful, balanced, low-mana casting. Thanks, anon!

>>36577228
To scare off those who would think about swatting her.

>>36577254
>Smug tomboy ignis loli

>>36577242
I'm going to make her sproink

>>36577112
there are no monsterboys, only alps and things that don't belong in this thread

>>36577242
i don't see arrows. does she make spirit arrows with her mana like a nerd?
also it's a little criminal to draw whitehorns without the hat

bba

How do I survive a drinking night with an oni?

>>36577242
>no hat
SHE CAN'T BREATHE

>>36577450
volunteer as a designated piledriver

hello is this the maid channel?

>>36577450
when she's not looking change your cup/mug's place with hers

No, anon. You are the monster boy.

Need some firepower? Consider Greenworms! They can rip and tear (into vegetables and into you figuratively of course ) with the best of them!

Touch the bean!

>>36577733
That's pretty cute.

>>36577783
>you will never be the monster boy to her monster girl

>>36577809
That's some dirty fucking water if you can't see her nips from that angle.

>>36577804
>shotgun instead of hoe or some other farming equipment
I will only consider them a little bit

>>36577783
>>36577824
But... but that’s the point? All human men become incubi at least when they fuck a monster girl or their species at most. Is there any case (You) can remain human instead of a semen machine?

How do I join the mofucuza and not as just a servant boy but as real member

>>36577858
have a very hairy chest

>>36577849
just don't turn man
just be stubborn and say no to the incubus pill

>>36577858
Miss, you have a leaf on your head.

>>36576844

>>36577933
is she ok?

>>36577804
>those eyes
Greenworm Anon is growing stronger

>>36577809
bean touch you

>>36577995
too big
cant run fingers through your hair

>>36577967
Haha yeah man I'm trying my best, they could be a whole lot better, just gotta study tutorials on them some more.

>>36577828
Considering is considering my friend. The seeds have already been planted, she's worming her way into your brain.

>>36572563
>>36572616
Not only is it a benign statement, but it's also absolutely correct. You are the life you've lived. Don't believe me? Put a railroad spike through your head and see if you aren't a different man.

Any pivotal change could result in a drastically different person, with different values and circumstances. Your memories are just the record of those outcomes.

Of course that it so quickly devolved to "look at me, I'm so special and unique and empty, I only look at the present because I have no past or future" says a lot about the kinda person to take offense to such a benign statement.

>>36578057
What's greenworm's opinion on fruits? Are they equal to vegetables, tastier or does she hate them?

>>36578071
Let it go already.

>>36578083
no

>>36577112
Future Alp hands typed this.
>Im not into Alps, but after the Portal opens I use my Heckhound waifu to track and find you and I will pound your ex-boipussy hard, just for this.

>>36578057
>she's worming her way into your brain
but not in my heart
unless she's muscled but who heard of a strong greenworm?

>>36577828
Gotta protect your crop from varmints
>specially when youre growing good bud for the Wonderland Bong-wurms

>>36577849
>>36577879
to become an incubus is to free yourself from the shackles imposed on you by the gods themselves, you'll not cease to be human but ascend beyond humanity.

>>36578105
heartworms might be the most romantic parasite. beside parasite slimes, i guess.

>>36578113
>be farmer anon
>one side of your farm is regular vegetables
>the other side is that dank shit
>either way your chasing off varmints with your mallet
>one side rabbits, the other hippie rabbits

>>36578105
Dire muscled Greenworm is still on the list of things to draw but I need to get better at drawing individual muscles beforehand. Despite me saying that, the only time I've really actually tried was like 2 months ago when I did this. I need to get around to doing it some time

>>36578079
Depends on the worm but pretty much the same. Some Greens prefer their veggies, some prefer their fruits, most will take both. My headcanon is that different kinds of Greenworms(i.e. different wing patter paps in the future) like different foods more or less.

>>36578169
>Dire muscled Greenworm is still on the list of things to draw
very good, I believe in you
>pic
very cute, would give a greenworm a cabbage for you

Gonna donate everything to a monster girl streamer Then refund it

>>36578225
I don't think monster girls streaming careers would last, specially considering the kind of audience human girls have. guys streaming on an mg world though, now that'd be something

>>36578225

>>36578251
Did she do it or not?

>>36578225
i dont speak ruski, but i would type in her chat that i want to marry her

Just going to leave this here.

>not even your blankets or curtains are safe
how can I hide from monsters?

>>36578401
Go inna woods. Bear Grylls it.

>>36578401
Search for the local monster bunker corp division within your city, you should be able to reserve yourself an individual bunker, if you are very afraid of a certain specific type of monster they can include extra measures against it and the best part is that you only pay after you leave!*(don't waste your time reading the fine print, ,I did and it's just meaningless bureaucratic babble)

>>36578425
Fish is the best dish.

>>36578440
>go into the bunker corp
>have many monsters you fear
>have to fill out many forms
>get stuck on the "most feared" question

>>36578461
>ywn be a knight on an adventure
>ywn be hate/respected by all
>except by your goblin companion
>she's the only one to believe in you and joke with you
>she's the only one who'll stand by you no matter what
I really like that pic

>>36578487
just ask for an additional most feared list, it's form number 8-1-18-5-13

>>36578392

how 2 bully ushi 101?

>>36578549
Tell her how cute she is and how much you want to put her in pretty, frilly dresses.

>>36578549
kisses

>>36578569
No! You can't just kiss an Ancient Evil!

>>36578514
Odd choice of numbers isn't it? Must be a weird coincidence...

>>36578581
>calling her ancient
that's another way to bully an ushi

>>36578581
>haha evils go kiss kiss

>>36578560
What the fuck she said she loves it anon why did you lie to me?

>>36578613
oh no!

>>36578549
hide her eyepatch

>>36578613
gotem
enjoy you spider-ogre wife nerd lol

>>36578549
say you want to drink their milk, ushis lactating is an urban myth and feel very frustrated when you say that

>>36578661
small ushi cute

>monster sneaks into your room
>sees pic related, but for her
what would she do? what would YOU do when you see her?

>>36578753
>what would she do
blush, probably
>what would YOU do
naked prostration

>>36578753
>what would she do?
Get caught in my trap
>what would YOU do when you see her?
activate my trap

>>36578778
elf or undead?
>she comes out to clean
>anon tackles her and..."marries" her
that's her only fate

>>36578699
What a little gremlin

Ghosts suck and that's good

>>36578753
We would both blush and stutter as I try and fail to take them down from my wall. She would try to help me and we’d get tangled up and fall down together in a heap on the floor.

>>36578851
Why does my ghost waifu always act weird when I vacuum the house?

>>36577142
Their husband.

>>36576844
Kobolds don't love you and only care about your money?

>>36578790
>elf or undead?
Why not both?

>>36579155
>elf ghost keeps bitching at you to go get her magic ring instead of spending all day fucking p'orcs

>>36579187
>fucking porkers instead of ghost elf
immersion ruined

>>36579189
>wanting to fuck some incorporeal twig rather than feeling your hips bounce off plump porc butt made for breeding

>>36579199
>He can't make his wife's form swell to peak fertility with nothing but repeated breeding sessions.
This philistine clearly cannot comprehend the trends of high society. How else is a wight to display the prowess of her husband but by her bursting seams? An arachne by the strength of the thin thread holding the elf wight's prodigious bosom back?

Instead he busies himself rutting some base pig moulded into a simulacrum of fecundity, dohohohoho

>>36578699
They grow up quickly, be careful.

>>36578392
<------- insert here

>>36579476
No, she has to do a trick first!

Do you marry one fairy or do you think you get the whole colony?

Silly slugs!

>>36579484
That is her 'trick'.

Housewife skills are important

>>36579500
That is the issue with a lot of 'social' species Mamonos.
> e.g Monmusu Sneks share for the whole tribe/village (well, except for one greedy Snek who won't even share with her mama)
>MonDoc - Cents (or perhaps all waifus that have servants) share their serving staff

I guess it's going to depend on local customs, personalities and circumstances.
Even if your new waifu is a 'solo-type', if she's the only girl in her village who's got lucky and brought home a Husbando, there's going to be a lot of thirsty girls 'dropping in to borrow a cup-of-sugar' etc etc

>>36579541
She may not be fast but she has reach

I have an an idea, I'll make a self-deprecating joke next time I talk with some nervous blushing monster. If I joke about how unattractive I am, it will put her at ease when she knows I am not going to make a move on her because I know I'm not good enough for her, and it will lighten up the mood if she laughs at it.

>>36579663
> a lot of thirsty girls 'dropping in to borrow a cup-of-sugar' etc
Most MGE lore says becoming a Husbando puts a guy off-limits to other Mamonos, but then the Bicorn lore means it's obviously possible for Husbandos to actually cheat, even on a pure Unicorn-waifu, so it's probably an aura of ownership to warn other mamonos not an unbreakable barrier if they really want to try hard enough.

Ant-girls, Bees- etc you'd have to assume that they deliver any guy they find to their Queen - don't Fairies have a similar heirarchy?

You have reach, she has flexibility.

>>36579839
She may bend but she never breaks

>>36577242
If you want the lewd versions: https://kemono.party/patreon/user/305523

>>36577827
I wanna bathe in dirty hellhound water with said hellhound that made it dirty!

>Wood elves in winterland's forests.
>Live in the deep woods where you start to see dire wendis
>Hate christmas elf jokes immensely

>>36580130
They build many sauna in the woods so people who get lost have places to warm up

Well at least there are no sinners he-
>>36580123
200 years for you

>>36580123
That'll make it more of a hot tub than a bath.

What have I done to deserve this flat flavorless Mofu?

>>36580224
200 years of what?

>>36579923
New slime profile when?

>>36580253

>>36580218
>Open the door to one of the saunas in the woods having been lost in the freezing cold.
>Even think you've felt the yes of one of the wendis on you since you entered her territory...which was ever so conveniently marked by the hanging bones of an elk.
>You throw the door open and are hit by a blast of hot air that steals your breath away.
>'Unfortunately' for you, the sauna is occupied.
>Quite tall, possessing he supernatural litheness they are known for, and with well defined muscles marred by only the slightest of scars is one of the elves.
>Long blond hair is draped over her body, hiding her breasts ever so slightly while plump lips are curved up in a mischievous smile.
>"I was unaware that a guest would be joining me today."

Remember, dormice smell and taste of molasses. Do with that information what you will.

For me, that means they have the best tasting pussy and kisses.
You're gonna want her drooling on your pillow.

>>36576844
>first pic
Cute and devoted wife.
>second pic
3d bitch wich hiding under 2d avatar and farming money from poor faggots.

>>36580263
>New profile when?
never lol

>>36580268
Wendigo coats get wet in the sauna

>Walk in to local Sabbath branch
>Tell the witch receptionist that you want a loli wife
>The witch exclaims loudly that you're a dirty, disgusting pervert
>All the other witches and familiars scream "EWWWW!!! Anon is a dirty, old man!!!""
Supposing this happened to you, what's your reaction?
Would you be like me and just awkwardly and quickly walk out?

>>36580444
That makes no sense. They'd call you a pervert if you said you want a mature, busty Bapho wife.

>>36580444
why would I be there in the first place? I love oneesans

>>36580530
I guess you missed the "supposing this happened to you" part.
Obviously, that wouldn't happen to you since you're not a pedophile.

easy way to get (you)s on 4mons
just tell all monsters just to have sex on any issue

This is your maid for today

>>36580633
perfect for milking

>>36580253

>>36580584
Don't have sex.

>>36580731
>Anon gets SPEECH (or charisma) 100 used against him

Around Echidnas never relax,else they may take advantage of you

>>36580731
That looks more like a female lucifer than Ilias,no? at least i barely see any resemblance between both when looking at the tags

>>36580876
I love how done Viccy looks.
Is this what happens when anon tries to seduce her?

>>36580803
>the result

remember that check status and dispel illusion are among the two best skills you need to deal with monsters

>>36581016
What about invisibility+levitate?

>>36581025
>levitate
>invisiblity
just don't get spotted

>>36581025
thats banned in these parts,prepare for snake pits prison,scum

>>36581064
you can't grab when you can't see

>tfw ywn teleport somewhere randomfilled with desperste monsters and forget bringing your clothes as well and saying "oops I did it"

>>36581140
>you cant fast travel when enemies are nearby

>>36581155
>tfw you landed right in the middle of a court of single monster nobles with the single queen as well

>>36580421
That's why their husband transforms out, he needs to relax in the sauna too after a hard day of chopping wood and hunting meat!

>>36581155
fuk u todd

>>36581260
Buy Skyrim again

>>36581271
no, I will not that, I'll rather go to the matango pits instead

>>36580773
Nope - it's "No Nut", not "No Fuck"
It means you have to do that Tantric 'keep-fucking-but-never-cum' sex continuously until you blow 3 gallons into your waifu on 1 December.

>>36581016
You need to call upon "Dick Everard", the spirit of waifu-satisfying.

>>36581406
she little and blue, ain't she?

>>36581271
Only if it looks like this

Silly rabbit

>>36581432
>westernshit
>>>/v/

>>36581465
>Japanese artist
Heh, better luck next time, pal.

>>36581547
Sometimes people like that try to call out everything just to look smart.

>>36581464
No way you could get that close without her noticing. Hell, the moment you got out of the bed, she would have heard you. Fat rabbit won't get caught sneaking veggies from the fridge so easily.

>>36580633
She looks guilty of something…

>>36581735
she's the one that made the mess, and is now going to seductively clean it up

>>36581765
"Oh noooo, lukewarm tea all over my pants. Aaaaaa"

What’s the best race for a delinquent MG?

>>36581790
Vampire.

>>36581790
hellhound

>>36581790
dragons

>>36581790
For a school deliquent, jubjub.

Spends all day with her boyfriend in the bathroom stall, skipping class for more cooms. Doesn't do her homework because too busy cooming with her boyfriend. Sneaks out at night to coom with her boyfriend. Drops out from bad grades because she spent too much time cooming with her boyfriend.

I'd rather be the delinquent that gets set straight by my teacher who fixes me

>>36578699
>>36579252

>>36581790
Ogre/Oni

>>36581790
Salamander.

If that Grizzly asks me to deposit 5 coins one more time.

>>36582030
What Grizzly?

>>36576844
Around foxes, cover your crotches.

>>36582030
why is she asking that?

>>36582030
it's just five coins bro, just deposit them, I'm sure she must be desperate

>>36576844

>blah blah sinning
>blah blah blah I wanna fuck literal dogs from hell
>some fuckers even want to fuck, and may God forgive me, school del*nquents
Every day I witness the sodomites creating more depravity

>>36582154
what if I am the delinquent, huuh?

>>36582154
the only thing we have to lose is our shackles

>>36582154
I want a dark angel cop to take me in for "sinfully acts"

>>36582166
>>36582192
>>36582195
THIS IS NOT CHRISTIAN!!!!

>>36582225
But the dark angel cop demanded I go to her to the station for a "patdown"

>>36582225
I like being a bad boy

>>36582154
Omg, this annoying fag from /mggg/ again.

>>36582154
>>36582225
HELL ISN'T FUCKING REAL, THE GODS HAVE RESTRAINED THE POWER OF HUMANITY FOR LONG ENOUGH, WE ARE TO RISE BEYOND WHAT WE WERE MADE AS

>>36581271
It always weirded me out how popular that is
Or that it still popular 10 years later

>>36582240
What even is the difference of an angel to a dark one? It’s the same end result where being virtuous or sinful become excuses so they rape peo-

>>36582195
I want to fall asleep with an angel cuddling under my arm just to wake up with the same angel staring at me, not having slept a second, with all her feathers dark as dusk, telling me nothing happened, that I shouldnt worry about it, that nothing is wrong

>he doesn't want to fuck the smug out of a delinquent

>>36582261
Keep up that edge and you will be raped by some chuuni Hellhound or Lich in no time

>>36582309
Something tells me she made you cum at least thrice in your sleep

>>36582407
what? no, imposible, dont be silly, angels can't lie, she told me nothing happened, I'm sure she just entered her shedding season

>>36582329
No, I like nice girls.

>>36582329
No, she fucks the smug out of (You)

>>36582389
as if, I'm unrapeable

>>36582476
That’s what all human boys that haven’t been raped hard enough say

>>36582475
Impossible, I have only became more smug since

>>36582475
i will never be defeated by them

>>36581790
any but kobolds or angels.

>>36576844

>>36582492
and I will keep saying it since I won't be proven wrong

>>36582565
>not kobolds
oh no!

>>36582476
>unrapeable
What happened? Did your dick fall off from some disease, or was it some kind of tragic chainsaw accident that left you dickless?

>>36582696
i think he means that he's going to enjoy it, which makes it into not rape

>>36582696
Kek, DL will mistake him for a tranny and he'll get Alped.
>at least then he'll be rapeable again

>>36576844

>>36577390
She has her Tsurara-onna friend make ice arrows that never melt, very potent and very cold

>>36580116
Horse pussy

>>36581790
H'orcs are JK gyarus who lead a posse of pudgy syncophants around
Being delinquents is their Mo

Can it be winter yet, I wanna go wendigo hunting

>>36583093
>be vewy vewy qwiet
>we're hunting wendigos

>>36582225
>>36582154
wtf bro. Did you take photos with your phone? At least use screenshots

>>36582997
But that's a deer.

>>36583093
Sir, you do know that’s illegal right? The only day in the winter that you can legally hunt Wendis is on Christmas; other than that you have to abide by the Spring and Fall Wendi seasons. Otherwise the Wendi population will be out of control.

This message is brought to you by the Winterstown Game and Fishing Board.
Please hunt and fish responsibly.
Otherwise Papa Wendi will come find you and trust us; you don’t want that.

>>36581790
Shoggoth delinquent who sweeps right-to-left instead of left-to-right

>>36583214
god I love when slime girls stop looking like girls and move as monstrous blobs with vague shapes

>tfw ywn enter a dragon only nudist beach

>>36576844

>>36581899
>he forgot about the ushi exponential growth curve
Amateur move.

>>36583267
yeah because its dragon only, cant you read the sign

>>36583267
Wouldn’t any beach be a nude beach with MGs around?

>go to the beach
>all the mermaids are topless asking if you’ve seen their shell bras
>the Elves get mad and say “you’re infringing on their cultural heritage” by making them wear bikinis
>CENTAURS IN SLING BIKINIS (seriously, how do they even put them on?)

>>36583202
Maybe Papa Wendi and I can come to an agreement that benefits both parties, we'll grab a nice steak dinner with a glass of bourbon and discuss our Wendi hunting options

>>36583304
I can't read dragon roar

Is calling older cheshires mom an easy way to bully them?

>>36583309
>CENTAURS IN SLING BIKINIS
wha, which parts are even covered?

>>36583350
Boobs and teats.

>>36583342
>calling a chesh mom
someone needs their milkies

>>36582073
Around wocks, protect your cock.

>>36583342
No, it will either arouse them or they really will get motherly towards you. Try "granny" instead unless that turns you on.

>>36583267
>>36583309
Even if the beach didn’t force humans nude by law, some asshole smug Cheshire or any sea monster for the matter would pull down your swimming trunks as soon as possible there.
Literally no escape. (You) enter the beach, you are only getting out naked with a ring on your finger.

>>36583304
>>36583329
>excuses
You had a personal dragon guide assigned by Deonora letter to guide you at the same moment Deonora coincidentally mysteriously disappeared. Breaking in like that is punishable with 3 days and 3 nights of rape and an eternity of marriage. Deonora’s laws.

>>36583342
What if I call a younger cheshire "sis"?

>>36583342
It's like you want her to call you a momma's boy

>>36580444
I just wanted to learn magic and fall in love with a cute little monster girl. Don't make me run off to the undead kingdom or worse find a dark mage with tits bigger than her head.

>>36583430
I just wanted to swim, I didn't know they would be laws, next thing you are going to tell me that I have no rights because I am too young

>>36583430
jokes on you, i already married to a dragon

>>36580444
>"Of course I'm a pervert. Why do you think I came to the Kuroferuru branch? You're all a bunch of little degenerates here, too. Now which one of the cute little sluts here is the most addicted to rubbing her cunny?"

>>36583449
Surely there will be some monster girls to emotionally heal anons bullied by heartless sabb*th lolis.

>>36583430
I need my lawyer

>>36583449
i'm pretty sure if you got hurt by that comment that they'd immediatly swarm you and say they are sorry

>>36583450
Of course they wouldn’t. You ARE at least 500 years old after all, right anon? You aren’t some underage kid not even 100 years old right?

>>36583557
don't be a fool, kids can be cruel, and they are very in touch with their inner child

>>36583449

>>36583523
Understood. Deploying an angel lawyer to your location

>>36580444
I acknowledge that, and repeat my request, along with a request for some loli cuddles.

>>36583595
this isn’t really a problem, just throw your shoes at her until they knock her down

>>36582475
When you cant beat em,impregnate em

>>36583567
I am almost 21, does that count?

>>36583595
how did she get up there in the first place

>>36583607
nah, send me my wurm lawyer

Mgs for this feel?

>>36583688
ghosts

>anon gets isakai'd
>there is nothing there,just water as far as the eye can see
>anon got booted to the beginning of creation
>"hey anon wanna start evolution with me?"

>>36583595
I'd ask if she can levitate me up there so I can start licking her cunny

>>36583662
she is above your pay grade chump, and your insurance doesnt cover her fee

>>36583729
*glub glub glub*

>>36583733
wha? she works prone boner

>>36583729
>Sex nonstop
>for centuries or even millions of years
i cant wait for technology to advance

>>36583729
>get to be the father of all
fuck yeah

>>36583787
we all know how that ends,ask cronus or apsu

>>36583729
I might end up getting tempted to commanding some of my distant descendants to craft dildo idols of my cock and demand regular use of them for worship.

>>36583767
>implying you’d have free time to use it or faculty to think amidst the pleasure for the following millennials of sex

>>36583729
i want a primordial slime to make the first smile in exsistence when she sees me

>>36583816
I don't want eat my kids, I want a fuckton of kids

>>36583856
just make sure to be a good husband or one of your kids will castrate you and use your remains to fertilize the earth like most myths

Fear the queen of the seas

>>36583867
I will, All I want to see is my children prosper and be the best they can be and make my wife as happy as I can

Do any of you have consider themselves to have a waifu but don't really have her as firmly established and developed character in your head(beyond what the profile gives) nor have name or personal lore for her?

>>36583881
Just a little though

>>36583881
would fertilize her eggs
>>36583867
name ONE myth where the dad was good and wasnt backstabbed anyways

>>36583856
Sorry bro. The kids will inherit their mother’s BEEG genes and eventually rape (You).

>>36583887
I treat things like that succ-warrior like high level guard npcs,i assume you see a group of those patrolling the streets or like morrowind ordinators

>>36583729
The “Big Bang” was just your wife squirting from crazy sex with you.

>>36583907
>name ONE myth where the dad was good
impossible

I wonder, would monster cities have laws about how much skin men can show?

>>36583932
AKSTUALLY tiamat existed after the big bang,swimming among a sea of chaos (Not literally our sea) whoever started writing myths and shit had to be high on something

>>36583933
why is that?

>>36576844

>>36583881
>Anon is just fishing on a pier one morning, enjoying his day off
>suddenly she pops out of the water and onto the pier
>”Foolish human! I, the Queen of the Sea, will conquer your surface dwelling- hey-hey! Stop starting at my abs!”
>”Wait, you really like them?”
>”Maybe you might be of use after all…”

>>36583955
because myths that introduce fathers they are either death so their son has a motivation or they are the villains the son have to face. Myths in which the father is not a factor usually dont mention the parents at all, or they say their names at thats it. I cant think of a myth in which they show a good father without him being aced in the first act

>>36583956
A worm?

>>36583956
Thats it,no more candy for a month

>>36576865
This is very important.

Please no I'm scared of deep dark waters and whispy tentacles rubbing against my feet

>>36584012
replace fear with lust

>>36584012
The water isn't deep, her roots reach the bottom

>>36583887
There are a few species that show up in fantasies of mine with significantly more frequency than others, but that's about the closest I've got.

>>36584025
>no Man O’War Sea Slime gf with tendrils as long as 50 feet

>millions of years of pleasure in exchange of dying as usual later,also your corpse may be used to make stuff
sounds like a pretty good deal all things considered

>>36584049
DO NOT touch her tendrils

>>36584063
but thats where all the tingly feelings are

>tfw you find a jabberwock with her two of her mouths on her tits and her right hand is flicking the bean right in your path
what do I do? I just wanted to find my way back

Husbands are meant to be shared.

>>36583887
i don't think it counts but i've got a dozen or so scenarios with different monsters i ponder over before i sleep.
maybe i'll have enough to fashion a couple stories out of it someday

>>36584011
Important to what?

>>36584099
Peeking like that is a grave crime, you pervert. You gonna have to compensate for this by letting her rape you.

>>36584104
The world. That's what.

>>36584108
She's doing in the middle of the dirt road, its like she wants to get peeked at

>>36584101
Considering the ratio monster girl and monsterized human females overpower the male population, polygamy will inevitably become the norm.
At very least I can totally see sibling monster girls all sharing the same guy

>>36584101
I want a cute JK Bicorn to tour Sabbaths with me.

>>36583887
Closest thing I have to a waifu is "dominant shoggoth", beyond that concept I have difficulty pinning down specifics of character.

>>36583956
Thats the third Selene I know

>>36584101
>Kidnapped by hellcorn bihound?
>Takes you to the local stable
>Stands behind you pushing your hips into centaur pussy
>Makes sure you knock every one of them up like the manwhore you are
>Then cleans you off with her mouth

>>36582717
Has the right idea.
>>36582696
I will simply consent first, therefore it won't be rape.
>>36582722
not how this works.

>Give in~

>>36584187
hmmmm... sounding kinda alp-ish there, anon.

>>36584194
please lobotomize my brain and take care of me

>>36584099
a common occurrence in wonderland

>>36584194
Sorry, breasts too big.

>>36584172
Centaurs are very powerful and unstoppable rapists.

>>36584199
again, not how that works.

>>36584212
go away baph

>>36584194
I will. For the monster girl regime.

>>36584194
nah, gave up to a false saint jabberwock

>>36584194
How would it feel being in the middle of those two girls?

>>36584219
I'm sure that's what every alp says, shortly before becoming submissive and breedable.

>>36584199
but sounding requires penis

>>36583887
Jinko wife who is close to the profile description, but more laid back and seemingly lazy, but still motivated to keep in shape and spring into action when there's a need. She used to be a stoner smoking catnip in her youth, but she left that behind her long ago.

>>36584260
your constant accusations of alp-ism speak a lot about you, anon, would you like to share something with the class?

>>36584294
he's an alp that's testing the waters on how we react to them

>>36584294
>no u
dios mio... the last defense of the alp before turning

>>36584311
I'm not even the anon you were previously responding to. Obsessed.

>>36584260
>>36584294
quien va poner un verga en la bocas de esta dos putas

>>36584329
>multiple alps responding to me
I hope it isn't contagious

>>36584333
UHM. THIS IS AN ENGLISH BOARD, PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH OR I WILL JAR ALL SLIMES AGAIN.

We need more fights with the fire lizard

I'm just going to ignore you faggots since you can't contain your tranny fucking fantasies.

>>36584364
Geez anon, can't you stop talking about it already??

>>36584364
Ignore trannies
embrace NIPPON ICHI

>>36583887
ive got a dragon wight, with a pension for alchemy and shadow magic

>>36584380
no se ingles, mame me verga

>breathes fire
>bladed tail
>can grined teeth on said tail to ignite it
>more mobile than you'd think
Can she get more scarier?

>ESLs have become so comfortable in the thread that they're speaking their gobbledygook freely
it's over...

>>36584380
I'm sorry anon, when it comes to mge I prefer the mist continent

>>36584431
for me. I want to go mge spain

Dragon boss lady wants your reports

>>36584415
yes, all she needs is to be aware of your location and getting closer every second.

I accidentally brushed up against a married fox's fluffy tail and got banned from mofucon permanently are there any other gatherings of mofu in the world so that I may admire many tails, few tails, fluffy tails, sleek tails, and any other kind of tail?

>>36584457
uh, what? I was hired just to look cute

>>36584457
I report that I'm single and available all week after/before work hours

>>36583887
There are 28 different species that regularly show up in my fantasies, each of which I have certain personality traits (not a fully established character in most cases) and at least some lore that I associate with.

>>36584491
so are you undecided or a haremfag?

>>36583887
I have different scenarios with different girls. Most with a simple background and a name, a couple way more detailed, and one fantasy where they don't really have anything. Some have 1 girl, some 2, some more. I like way too many things.

>>36584500
Both. Different combinations of them show up as harems at different times in my fantasies.

>>36584474
'brushed up against' my ass. we all know you molested every tail in sight you pest

>>36584444
blessed, I wonder what monsters its has?

>>36584457
My reports are just on how my dragon boss has the biggest hoard and biggest tail and biggest boobs in the entire company!
I’ve been with this company for 12 years and I still don’t know what we do around here…

>>36584527
I'm pretty much the same, you ever think about a harem including all of them? While it seems very appealing I have a hard time thinking of the dynamics of it

>>36584457
As always, I deliver quick, accurate, concise reports to the boss, making sure to give her cute, teenage Wyvern intern a nice look at my crotch when I pass by, motioning for her to follow me if she wants.

>>36584681
I've tried to work out the logistics, and while I can consolidate most of the scenarios and fantasies down into four, those four are pretty logistically mismatched.

>>36584687
Anon, that’s her niece! Don’t flirt with her, the boss is overprotective of her!

>>36584651
minos, gotes, phantoms, wights, vampires, and dhampirs, also sassy kikis