/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36559565
Other religions are okay too…

>>36559565
>>36559580
I want to drink holy milk

Do Kikis or Shogs use washing machines or vacuums or do they do everything by hand? Shogs might just turn a part of themselves into the machines but do Kikis use them? I wonder since they seem to be more of a "classic" maid.

>>36559565
>>36559580
I WANT MY HOLY MOMMY MILKIES NOW

Got a new pic of my Kobold wife through Skeb. Her breasts are a bit bigger than usual, I like to think she got into my Lich wife's potion cabinet.
https://files.catbox.moe/yxrkni.png
https://files.catbox.moe/1rbhgg.png

I feel like I'm the only one left from the old group of people that got into these threads because of the fearboners, and the mix of sexuality and scary monsters.

>>36559621
If they live in the time those are invented, why not? Tool is a tool.

>>36559676
I honestly don't mind them either, as long as I am not dead and can have kids, I am happy

>>36559676
nope

>>36559676
MAKE US WHOLE

>>36559671
what a cute daughter

>>36559676
I really like this doujin

>>36559671
Based and puppipilled

>>36559676
Fearboners are amazing Anon, I love them too. But at least wait until October and the fearboner discussions will begin again.

need
mesugaki

>>36559735
I don't remember much about fearboners last year, and honestly I'm scared of being told to fuck off if I post any monster that is a bit more monstruous than the average MGE girl.

>>36559754
>and honestly I'm scared of being told to fuck off if I post any monster that is a bit more monstruous than the average MGE girl
Don’t be Anon. As long as it’s not gory or dangerously cheesy it should be fine for the threads. Especially with fearboners.
Actually that’s a good topic:
What MG instantly makes you think of having a fearboner?
Arachnes always do it for me.

>>36559725
All the doujins from that artist are top tier, but that one and the one with hasshaku-sama are probably the best.

>>36559792
a wight

>>36559740
I have no idea what Mesugaki is and by now I’m too afraid to ask.

>>36559849
A mesugaki is a brat who sexually teases older men.

>>36559792
Potentially all mgs can be scary, it depends on the setting really.

>>36559792
kraken

>>36559609
>>36559623
Speaking of milk I haven't seen a big titty Troll piece of art in months, is Axem dead?

Miss Kiki insists that your dick isn't clean unless it's been properly washed with her saliva, which of course, must be applied directly with her mouth.

Pretty ironic that suicide in MGE literally increase your chance of getting married.

>>36559935
>wash it
>anon cums
>dick counts as ''dirty''
>Kiki will clean it again
>Cycle repeats
See this? Kikis are just a bunch of conniving rapists. This is why you should fire them all and hire trustworthy Shoggoths.

>>36559967
but I like rapists

>>36559939
specially for proud dragons

>>36559967
cryptic foreign hands tyoed this

>>36559979
No dragons would ever commit suicide, they are far too noble and majestic for that.

How does kiki deal with a young ward that's going through his edge lord phase ?

>>36560005
brain short-circuited and gave output as if suicide=death, please understand

Increase the fox population

Even with all the ugliness in this world, Ms. Gazer still finds a reason to smile. Don't forget that.

>>36560005
scaly hag hands typed this

>>36560070
Because she's the ugliest of them all!

>>36560060
Roger.

>>36560070
>tfw ywn be hypnotized by a gazer

>>36560060
Instructions unclear; I raised the Tanuki population instead.

what's the best monster to rub my face with her big meaty paws ?

>>36560166
yes

>>36560060
I will increase all populations

I love my hotdog wife!

>>36560166
your mom

>>36560060
I dont know how.

>>36560193
Molest beans!

>>36560233
beans molest you!

>>36560060
the yakumo line?

>>36560060
capture foxes to increase population

>tfw ywn be a commoner that is given to a college of cc royalty and members of noble families so they understand how to deal with men, humans, and commoners all at once

do bicorns give birth to unicorns?

>>36560306
sometimes

>rero intensifies

hey, anons whats the solution to
10=5+x
Its for my math homework

>>36560233
I don't like feet at all but damn squeezing some beans would be fun

>>36560329
x=5, I don't get the point of this post

>his waifu is taller than him

>>36560320
Those nipples look like they could cut glass.

Heh..
This kobold is suspicious.

>>36560360
She's the leader of the trio

>>36560343
he's probably going to reply with something truly inspired like "damn I'm retarded, I need le haku milk"

>>36560360
Rape comes where you least expect it.

>>36560345
not tall enough

>>36560375
as a hakufag this deeply disappoints me

>>36560287
>Be the Dorm Room Manager (fancy title for guy that fixes stuff) on the CC Remedial College, where they teach fresh off the Archeological Dig Elder Vampires, Pharaohs, Elf tribal chiefs that went unconacted for millennia, Demons and Balrogs picked up from far far deep into the tropics, and other monsters that went off the loop basic things like how to open the PDF, and this amazing new technology called the lightbulb.

the snuggle

>>36560345
yes

>>36560421
Aside from Bogey, those are all great.

>>36560390
>having to tell that old demon that the camera wont steal her soul

>>36560432
is it because of the patchwork?

>>36560428
This is awful.

>>36560432
>Aside
shit taste

>>36560432
loli bogey and familiar pair intrigue me

>>36560428
This is great.

>>36560329
pfff ez

Lately I've seen monsters use the term " snuggle struggle". This is wrong. It's called rape, and it needs to stop.

>>36560464
go back to alp hut jr, little baby

Nerdy alp or a sporty alp?

>>36560464
>It's called rape, and it's beautiful.
FTFY, virgin.

>>36560486
>not mindbreaking
lol, sweaty old virgin

>>36560360
Must be a hellhound in disguise

would your kids be mutts?

>>36560488
beautiful, mindbreaking, same thing

>>36560498
no

What’s the point of harpy skirts everyone can see your panties whenever you land might as well not wear any and get rid of the air drag

>>36560510
It's enticing

>>36560360
It's all fun and games untill you hear those two calling the kobold "Boss".

>>36560443
Nah, it's everything else about the Bogey.

>>36560524
explain

There is a story here

Join the Church of The Fallen God and you will receive free blueberries

>>36560528
>Generally depicted as having large breasts/hips/etc.
>Motherly demeanor
>Infantilize their husbands
>Stalk people who would likely be turned off by all of this nonetheless

>>36560564
Are there nun blueberries? I want multiple nun blueberries

>>36560564
do they come in cherry?

>>36559580
Demon worshippers are fine too, right?

how do I obtain holy milk? what penance must I take to gain such amazing treasure

>>36560608
What religion/denomination is this?

>>36560567
ah, I see, it was sabbath propaganda all along!

>>36560646
No, I genuinely dislike that shit.

ew footfags

>>36560646
That’s the Encyclopedia’s words.
Some of us don’t want to be treated like children, thanks.

>>36560678
Would you accept your wife's foot fetish if she had it?

>>36560678
Tummy is where it's at

How do I form a harem of the biggest baddest monsters around so I can make my bicorn mom proud of me?

>>36560709
I agree

>>36560710
go to the roughest parts and ask to be protected by the biggest, baddest monsters aorund

>>36560644
Uhh, honestly I was just promised unholy matrimony in the contract. I don't really know the dogma.

>>36560709
Reject tummy embrace colorful and thick plumage

>>36560564
how many? I need exact numbers and at least an Excel file with the calculations involved

>>36560745
tummies for life

>>36560564
I'll join the Church of Cuddles, they have lots of ice cream and no shortage of scarves to keep warm

>>36560745
why does she look like she wants me to mill my deck

>>36560770
I'm in the church of milk, it flows like wine on cc night in the bar

>>36559621
How complex of a object can a shog become? How would it be a vacuum?

>>36560779
god damn it, why did you have to remind me of the motherfucker that mixed alcohol with milk, I almost gagged

>>36560787
>How would it be a vacuum?
By pursing her thick luscious lips and sucking on your dick anon. She doesn’t need an vacuum proper as she’s a slime and can just roll over dust and dirt to collect it

>>36560795
what the fcuk? I need to know more

>>36560802
no, fuck you, try to mix that shit yourself and lean the hard way, I'm dont even want to think about it

>>36560801
Clocks? washing machines? Cars? Buildings?

>>36560787
They can make most simple things that don’t require fine moving parts, electronics, etc.
If they do make something like that, you can safely assume they’re “faking it” e.g. a clock just appears to be one and the hands are being moved manually.

>>36560801
>her thick luscious lips
FUCKKKKKK

>>36560787
Knives and stabbing weapons.

>>36560795
Two awful tastes that would likely taste even worse together.

>>36560809
>just learns it curdles the milk
ewwwwwwww

Is it accepted canon/official that the Fallen Goddess is really Eros in disguise/a different aspect of Eros? I swear I keep seeing this pop up and I like it.

It's where kinky demon types go to worship so they don't have to look frilly or cute but they actually believe in the same things and just want to keep edgy look.

Oddly seem to have lost upload privileges despite not having been on the boards in months. Must have been some deviants here before I moved in.

>Approaching MGs who want rape me
>Paralyze their bodies with spell and give them very gentle and melting pleasure massage until they get a strong and satisfying orgasm
>Running fast and far away while they resting
A perfect plan to save my virginity.

>>36560851
>Is it accepted canon/official that the Fallen Goddess is really Eros in disguise/a different aspect of Eros?
No?

>>36560856
Monster girls will fear you like Jack the Ripper. Stories will be told and passed down generations.

>>36559580
I love nuns

>>36560851
There’s absolutely zero evidence to that end or even hints.
Anyone who says that with the implication of it being canon is bullshitting you into believing their fanfiction.

I love milk

>>36560886
I don't

>>36560856
all you need to do is be yourself, you'll stay a virgin longer that way

>>36560886
I do too
>>36560889
its ok to be wrong

>>36560814
>Clocks
She likes to make you think it’s a really intricate grandfather clock but it’s just wall clock that she manually moves the arms while keeping her own secret clock to make sure she’s always right
>Washing machines
A tub that fills up with shog slime and scrubs everything clean
>Cars
The wheels turn but the engine and under carriage is a complete mystery and for some reason the warning lights on your dashboard are replaced with messages like “I love you”, “Low love pressure need kiss”, “Low fuel use emergency onahole”
>Buildings
ez for shog as all she has to do is copy the shape and style of neighbor houses

>>36560856
I want to do this to strong warrior monsters who have low spell resistance so the paralysis lasts longer and I can give them even more orgasms.

>>36560809
I once drank this mix of tequila and strawberry milk
It wasn't bad

>>36560890
Being a annoying retard? Well, that will work, i guess. But it's not fun.

>>36560909
are you also going to massage her shoulders, rub her feet and kiss her neck you monster?

>>36560885
Not really worried about whether it's canon or not, I've just seen it mentioned here and in fan content and think it's a fun idea. Makes more sense than some super un-named evil god suddenly becoming a good god, or them making up a new god entirely.

I just need to build an impenetrable, magic-immune tower, and then I can get an Umi Osho to sit on my face! If I build two, I might get a Lava Golem instead.

I love liches!

why try and save your virginity, when you can play rape tag

>>36560948
what effect does drinking lich milk give

>>36560934
Yes, and hug her tight as she tries to stifle a moan from all the loving she's receiving.

>>36560960
cheese

>>36560960
She can now control your Boners

>>36560970
oh no, whatever may I do?

>>36560960
As lich magic is good for reinforcing skeleton minions, your bones become stronger than with regular milk.

>>36560960
You become part skeleton.

>>36560978
so I can bench a castle?

I think my dark elf momster is trying to seduce me. She keeps walking around the house in these outfits that give me massive erections, and all I can think about is breeding.

>>36560948
She isn’t a true lich if she covers herself below the waist

>>36560994
Your bones are stronger, Anon, not your muscles.

>>36560980
>You become part skeleton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBBya93-vWc

>>36561009
that means the muscle can be increased with some work

>>36561000
who is this character supposed to be? or is it just someone's oc?

>>36560935
>it's a fun idea
It is a fun idea. Years ago we might have had a discussion and wasted a few hours. Now it's just endless "x the y" and general garbage.

Do you think that eros is the dominant religion in wonderland, how would the church service be like, and how would the church even be?

>>36561025
I'm sorry to hear that anon but what could we even do?

>>36560770
Where do I sign up?

>You are in a bar and a Jinko, Ocelomeh and Hellhound trio have their eyes on you.
what do you do?

>>36561080
I offer the Jinko a drink.

>>36561080
Act small and scared. They won't notice me.

>>36561080
One: Question why the fuck I'm in a bar internally.
Two: Slowly leave my seat, scanning for any constructs, fairies, or Sabbath members I might be able to request for help getting home safely.
Three A: If I find help, leave safely.
Three B: Try to figure out where I am, and if I can use any terrain to impede my would-be pursuers as I leave the bar.

>>36561080
slowly walk home and leave the door unlocked

>>36561080
get molested by the jabberwock instead

>>36561080
Start screaming about moot being a faggot

>>36561080
Challenge them to a drink off. They might look tough but I bet they're light weights!

Guys I think my clocks broken; it’s been half past Shog for hours now!

>>36561080
what the fuck am I doing in a bar, I must be a manwhore or something

>>36561080
I drink alone like a real man.

>>36561061
What other religion would there be? The gods are distinct entities. Pick your flavor and have at it, and I can't imagine they'd go for any of the others. Seems pretty limited to Eros and maybe some ideal of the Chief God.

>>36561080
order milk and get in a bottle with a nipple

>>36561080
Calmly and clearly tell them I'm not interested.

>>36561080
go home

>>36561080
pet the hellhound

>>36561115
slut

>>36561080
have sex with the gote bartender instead

>>36561080
Huff the Hellhound's tail

>>36561080
Figure out the most efficient way to get all three to rape me.

>>36561080
Finish my water and leave quietly.

>>36561080
slide my chair to the other side of the table so they can get a better view of the guy at the bar

>>36561080
Why would I be in a bar? I have no friends and only drink water.

>>36561110
>>36561135
>>36561144
>>36561218
>>36561274
underage

You find yourself chained up about to be sold as a slave but these three kind monsters bought you, how lucky are you?
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>36561359
Then why the hell was I allowed into the bar in the first place then?

>>36561364
Well, I guess I won't see the light of day for a few weeks. Or months.

>>36561364
I prefer to think of MGs as more the freeing slaves type

>>36561364
I'm not unhappy (quite the contrary) just... very confuse. I hope I get to impregnate the unicorn before turning her into a bicorn.

>>36561402
wine goat running the bar liked the look of you

>>36561364
I'm raped into the dirt and then by the dirt.

>>36561364
>Manticore, Dark Slime, and Griffon
Alright, sure.

>>36561364
Glacies is one of my favorite species, and I'm sure the others would encourage me to scout out girls for my harem.

>>36561431
>liked the look of you
i need an adult

>>36561364
>Cursed sword
How does she have money?
>Sandworm
How does she have money and how did she get into the market.
>Bicorn
I assume she saw the other two buying together and thought it was a perfect opportunity for her.

>>36561457
cursed sword and sandworm mug monsters

>>36561140
I don’t know if I’d call a depressed 25-year-old with no future prospects a “real man.”

>>36561465
Do adventurers steal money from the monsters they defeat like in video games?

>>36561364
Not an ounce of fluff to be found!

>>36560060

>>36561482
nope, monsters give up a bit every time they lose

>tfw you will never be bought as the slave stud for the pharaoh, who also happens to be the high priestess of the Hathorite temple
>ywn strengthen the royal bloodline with dozens of heirs

>>36561364
Anubis was the one that paid for me, excusing herself saying she needed an assistant anyways
the banshee was the one who told her to do it because she felt so sad looking at how I looked in chains at the auction, and the one that wants to hold me close and never let go while crying "for my sake"
the salamander is the most bro-type friendly of the three and is the one that is more concerned about helping me recover physically, feeding me and training me to regain the bodymass I lost while locked up

How do I wake up a fat bat?

>>36561599
very carefully

>>36561364
Just a bunch of stupid little mesugaki shits
I'll simply trick them into letting me go

>>36561599
with sexcerise of cousre

>>36561616
>sexercise
but if she gets pregnant she gets even fatter

>>36561621
with a condom

ABS

>>36561066
Stay for a night in a secluded winter cabin, wrap up in the warm fur blanket provided on the bed, and wait

>>36561359
Bars suck and alcohol tastes fucking terrible.

>Egyptian Elf Kamen Rider

>>36561599
dick on face

>>36561671
maybe I was wrong, maybe some elfs are not that bad

>>36561599
video games

>>36561364
>All flaties
I'm guessing I'm in the Sabbath now? 2 out of 3 are the depraved type so they might be Kuro's. Then again that doesn't explain the lantern yokai.

>>36561599
the smell of tendies

>>36561671
>fake anubis
disgraceful

>>36561364
dead cold stone hands

>>36561706
zipangese exchange student

>>36561364
>Jinko
>Bogey
>Charybdis

Lots of snu-snu

>>36561730
>Anubis
Amun*
It's a different egyptian deity.

>>36561731
how the fuck did the gargoyle enter the auction house

Are you a bad enough dude to work in MGC's maximum security prison?

>>36561761
i'd be in that prision instead for not paying taxes and making the sabbath turn into milfs for a year

>>36561756
night auction? maybe her wight friend had someone bring her in

>>36561364
>Schlorping sounds intensifies

>>36561761
Why would they use men as workers there? Makes no sense.

>>36561754
To the slave pits anyway. Pyramids don't build themselves.

>>36561795
it's part of the rehabilitational process, the staff being male is akin to making a caged animal "hunt" for their food

>>36561611
Can you send the Thunderbird my way?

>>36561364
perfect dissonance

>>36561888
>>36561428
do they WANT to become bicorns? geez

>>36561908
its the number one secret fetish of perv unicorns

>>36561913
Still don't get this joke but I'm posting it anyways

>>36561364

I never cared much about mindflayers and shoggoths until I saw this image. It's amazing how one artist can change your views on a species.

>>36561954
But anon they're both mindflayers

>>36562000
They're more or less the same.

I wanna get more wife comms but trying to pick an artist is hard.

>>36562041
whos your wife?

>>36562019
Shogflayer sounds like a nice combo. Get the comfy lobotomy and now you can enjoy living in her world without knowing or caring about the real world.

>>36561706
Chochins and Dark Angels are amazing.

I love every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee. oh will you ever make a monkey out of meeeee?

>>36562055
The Hellhound nobody likes

I'm thinking I might comm Ittla again, I really dig his stuff.

>Master~

>>36562167
this does things for me that not even I can explain

>>36562177
You can try.

>>36562146
For your sake it better not be nerdhound

>>36562146
Some of us like the art you've gotten, Ittla does really good muscle girls as you know so I'd love to see more from him if you go through with it.

You must remain ever vigilant against even the slightest hints of corruption as a hero.
Anyways, don't worry, it's perfectly normal for your Valkyrie instructor to change eye color and get a new set of armor, it happens to all of them.

>>36562254
Nah, it's >>36561640
Buff tomboy hound.

>>36562276
Yeah I'll definitely share if I get more. The other hard part is thinking of what I want the comm to actully be.

>>36562167
>>36562193
AAAAAAAAH I GAZED UPON THAT UNDULANT MALIGNANCY, THAT ANCIENT FIEND BECKONING ME TO S LODT ERA OF DEBAUCHERY KNOWN NOT TO MANKIND ÜLGRA ÜLGRA YGBTÜLVÆSKI ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS LONG FORGOTTEN PUMPING MY COCK I AM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAA I'M CCUMMMINGG

>>36562167
how I long to be molested and made to cum by my shog maid until I see smells and can hear colors

>>36562419
>Anon helps the eldritch color leave the planet and somehow keeps his virginity intact
>Sees a little bit stay behind to make sure he doesn't feel lonely
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME NIGGERMAN SHE'S GOING TO LOVE ME THROUGH UNCOUNTABLE EONS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA

>>36562443
that would actually be a nice rework of the colour of out of space. I still remember the thing rewrite of the kiki trying to protect the master from the shog and then trying to kill herself when she realizes she hurted her master and made him bleed. Shit was mad good

>>36561364
Help

>>36562532
you got touched by the holy women led by the devil, didn't you, little boy?

>>36562560
cringe

>>36562560
I don't know but they told me something about going to some sort of cathedral and now I'm scared

>>36562594
pray for salvation and they might be merciful with you

>What if Druella already reached our world, but only saw spires of glass and metal, covered by noxious fog, and the bothersome cacophony of artificial roars, so she cut the connection and looked away?
>What if she only had one try per world, and therefore lost the chance to enter ours?
>What if something from our side noticed her eavesdropping, and reached back...

>>36562623
>Praying in front of a demon and two corrupted nuns
Do you want the guy to be mindbroken?

>>36562648
>as she cut her link with our world, she felt someone faintly reach out with a message
>"so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma"
>leveraging all of her magical might, she managed to wrench the connection back open, just barely
>tracing the origin of the mysterious message, she reached out one more time
>"What's ligma?"

>>36562697
They might see his purity and pious devotion to his faith and gently, brutally, and lovingly give him an anwser

>>36562697
just shoo them away and tell them your busy praying

>>36562146
As one hellhoundfag to another, I think she's really cute.

>>36561685
sometimes i too think this dangerous thought

>>36562697
>the devil is the master of the two nuns
>The two nuns are twins and are rather calm but that belies how truly horny and vicious they are
>All the devil needs to say is "its chow time" and the nuns act like truly ravenous beasts, mercilessly raping their target until the devil says stop
>They stand at the ready to pounce and consume violating and molesting (you)

huge maids

>>36563042
she can pretend to be a maid all she wants, but she will never be more than a wife to me

>>36563042
huge indeed, also is a perfect milk maid

>>36561364
>Valkyrie
>High Orc
>Youko
So an adventuring party then

>>36559623
built for mating presa by 25cm orc cocks

>>36562167
>Daim siht tsurt ton od!

>>36563186
why are the orcs so small? are they ant orcs?

36563186
Please fuck off and end yourself in a gorey pile

36563186
orcs don't have cocks, are you stupid?

>>36563258
>>36563303
I understand why people do this, but is mildly annoying to have to look at the thread and find the offending post.

>>36563315
It's only a few posts up in this case and you can always just use ctrl+f

Onis deserve to be manhandled.

>>36563339
I'm a millennial. Any amount of work is too much.

>>36563223
I'll trust this maid with my dick and heart

>>36563340
I agree

>>36563354
oooold man

This is a big erufu

All I want to be is covered in my waifus lipstick marks

>>36561450
She is an adult

>>36563475
oh no, I m going to get ara-ara'd hard aren't I?

>>36563491
lets just say your gonna drink more than your weekly recommended

>>36559565

>>36563541
Do I kiss the hair snakes too or just her?

But I don't wanna go underwater

>>36563640
unda da sea

>>36563640
lets compromise

>>36563578
Does a man really love his wife if he won't kiss her hair snakes?

>>36561364
Oh God...

dont do drugs kids

>>36563691
I will now feel the eel.

>>36563736
>ate a mushroom from wonderland
woops

>>36563704
I can take the wurms off your hands

>>36563736
does drinking holy wonderland milk count as drugs?

>>36563736
Spiders need cum inside them, not caffeine.

>>36563736
IM GONNA DO ALL THE DRUGS

What kind of expression is this?

>>36563813
we've been over this, she's having a CVA

>>36563813
the face of mercy

>>36563736
Do arachnids spurt out webbing randomly when they're drunk?

How dangerous is a black widow ushi oni?

>>36563813
Imminent violent powerbottoming.

>>36563813
very angery coom demon

>>36563864
You'll never see a wall without at least one Ushi-Oni sized hole in it ever again.

>>36561364
>banshee
>honey bee
>anubis
How the fuck do I always roll honey bee?

>>36563993
cause you are sweet as honey

Come to the desert.

>>36564016
>loli
no

>>36562293
I like buffhound.
Honestly I think there's just two really loud idiots who bitch about it.

>>36563578
you kiss your wife, you tongue her snakes

>>36564016
Oh, I do.

what is sex and can I eat it?

>>36561364
I need an adult.

>>36564236
very pleasing color combo

>>36564236
they are adults, anon. and they are going to make you one very soon as well

>>36564236
they are adults

>>36564225
Sex IS eating when you have a shog so yes, and you can even eat her goo it would make her the happiest meido alive

>>36563340
Is that freddie mercury?

>>36564236
greed, pride, and sloth. all for you to enjoy in a trio

>>36564267
>about to eat shog jello
>it giggles and winks at you
maybe kikis are better

>>36561364
My hips are dust.

>>36564392
you got yourself a home, a piggy and a light. I'd say your set for life

>>36561364
uhh

>>36564309
Greed: reptiles
Pride: lilims, also dragons maybe?
Sloth: wonderland mgs
Lust: succubi
Gluttony: slimes
Wrath: most beastmen
Envy: loli mgs (flatties)

>>36564416
A nuke, a grapesnek, and a cuckhorse
lovely little party to corrupt towns

>>36561364
this is going to turn into a 12-15 harem

>>36564454
you will be genghis khan

>>36564454
If 2 Unicorns are in the same room can you refer to them as a Bicorn when addressed as a group?

>>36564472
which one does he ride?

>>36564454
>Dryad
I think that's the only monster I wouldn't want to marry

>>36561364
One of these things doesn't belong

>>36564632
don't be mean to the wendigo!

>>36564034
Yeah probably, doesn't really bother me, but I see them a lot.

>You remembered to equip your anti-raiju rubber boots before engaging, right Anon? Right?

>>36564596
why not both

>>36561364
we all know who paid this

What got you into 2d? Was it mgs?

>>36564596

>>36561364
Just waiting for the day some poor sod rolls triple hebi.

>>36564781
what's the appeal of 3d? they're gross, it's unhygenic, tedious, tiresome and expensive.
2ds there when i need it and gone when i don't.

>>36564781
it all happened when my sister got drunk and made some rather aggressive sexual advances on me, because of that I can only get it off to 2d

>>36564709
boots?

>>36564812
You know like that game

>>36564781
To Love Ru

>>36564785
>ywn be sheriff anon bringing criminals to justice with your twin unicorn wives
I mean they would be bicorns but it would still be cool

>>36564825
uuhhh monster hugger?

>>36564781
Tenchi Muyo! To be exact. Mihoshi was my first 2D love.

>>36564781
I can't really think of a starting point, I think Nurarihyon no Mago might have been the first one with "monster girls" though

>>36564872
>Mihoshi
>not Ryoko
Shit taste confirmed.

>>36560306
Bicorns are born as Unicorns but become corrupted by cheating Anons, so their offspring should be fresh pure unicorns.

>>36565000
ah, so they're not in risk of going extinct, that's a relief.

>>36565036
Yes, but they're still rare because of the process.
An Anon has to be pure to waifu a Unicorn, then he has to be the kind of impure Anon to cheat on her enough to build the dark-energy to cause the conversion.
So an Anon seeking to waifu a Bicorn directly could only find an unattached one if she's a widow.

>>36565143
I meant unicorn extinction, the idea of monstergirl widows makes me sad

>>36561364
I'd be more confused if there was only one.

>>36565161
widows are kind of hot but there's not many wholesome ways to go about it. i suppose mindflayer roleplay will have to do

>>36561364
I see where the cash is from, but I guess I'll at least have coin and protection with these 3

>>36564781
Yu-Gi-Oh probably started it, and pointed me in the direction to MGs. I even recently found a certain card that could be considered my first...uh... softcore pinup, I guess?

I still have hope for 3D, though.

>>36564781
Hellhounds. Stupid, sexy, cute hellhounds.

What girl would have me on a leash 24/7?

>>36561640
Manface

>>36565348
your wife

>>36564690
It's not the buffness it's the fucking FACE on that one
Like holy shit man you need to get a refund on that

>>36565355
>>36565359
Ah there they are

>>36565404
I'm being serious anon, it's not that I hate hellhounds or his waifu, it's that face. That face looks like a fucking 20 something year old bishie boy. And her tits look like goddamn doritos anyway.

re-rolling the slotmachine has made me realize my tastes are actually kind of narrow

>>36565429
Me too actually.

>>36565429
My problem with it is I’ll get two girls that I absolutely love and one that I can’t stand.

>>36561364
Great I got bought by a bunch of Castlevania rejects!

>>36565429
quite the opposite for me, I realized I really just don't like a few

>>36564781
Stupid fluffy tails.

>>36564781
Mikasa Ackerman from SnK.

Jackpot!

>>36565500
shalom brother

>>36564454
>Golem
>Hinezumi
>Orc
I feel like I got bought by an adventuring party.

>>36565449
You take that back about Miss Ghoul right now!

Ghouls are love

>>36565463
Big kitsune funbags

>>36565419
And I'm fine with it.

>>36565548
That certainly helped, yes.

Centaurs only sleep for about 3 hours a day. How do you keep up with such an active girl?

>>36565583
I don't need to be awake to ride a horse. She just needs to be careful.

>>36565555
Alp

>>36565583
I think that's a bipedal centaur. Definitely not complaining though.

>>36565645
You certainly think about Alps a lot.