/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fuck it. Rika thread.

Ange love!

>>36535753
Ange is cute!

hate enje

>>36535767
Precious Ange.

Ange's syrup.

Worst.thrwad.ever

will 07th expansion ever be good again

>>36536540
When the 08th expansion hits yeah

>>36536540
Not until everyone who posts Bout /07/ leave...

>>36536413
you're going to make enje listen to MCR

https://youtu.be/hCrxuOeZXo4

I'm going to let her in

>>36537084

Give me more Beetos

>>36537532

Give Satoko a flat chest.

>>36537532

>>36537565

>>36537084
Holy fucking kek

Enje...

she's disconnected from the world, for she has airpods in

Who cares
Post Bern

ok

>>36538033
>>36538058
.................

>>36538124
oh no her Evanescence playlist ended, nigerou

holy fuark

>>36538174
oh shit

>>36538174
She's so erotic.

>>36538223
What's she looking at?

bros...

>>36538373
so thats where shannon's breasts went

>>36538174
How the hell are they going to end Sotsu? There's no way things can just go back to normal

>>36538505
Satoko becomes Centitoko and blows up Hinamizawa

>>36538359
euas big futa cock

>>36538572
i now need to have tegakianon to draw a suggestive eua with something hiding in between her legs
for the comedic novelty

>>36538621
Satoko is literally me!

Just fapped to Satoko.

>>36538865
how fat was the wad

>>36538901
Very.

leah

One thing I do sometimes is fap to giantess or other femdom erotica but use inspect element to replace whatever the female character's name is with Shion.

>>36538181
I fucking hate images of Rika and Satoko being wholesome together, they make me so goddamn angry.

>>36539028

>>36539046
Yeah she was acting there so who cares.

Rena with a futa cock
Rena becoming increasingly horny
Rena making K1 give her his porn mags, because she wants them for herself
Rena daydreaming about all the club members wearing erotic outfits
Rena getting an erection in class
Rena having trouble masturbating because her hands are too large
Rena trying to conceal her futa cock while she wears the Angel Mort outfit (only K1 notices)

>>36539028
They are actually canonically good girls who love each other

>>36539109
>Rena having trouble masturbating because her hands are too large

>>36539109

>>36539028

How will K1 react to Rena having a penis?

>>36539028

>>36539144
ask ryukishi.

Ange sus

>>36539133
fucking cow

>>36539229
i know right, saw her vent after i chased her

Would you rather fuck zoomer Enje, depressed Enje or mindbroken cow Enje?

Umineko project keeps crashing after a few minutes when I start it, whats up with that

>>36539285
Neither, I choose Lambda.

>>36539288
works on my machine

cownge's milk production

>>36539309
STILL unscanned what the fuck.

>>36539285
>zoomer Enje
watches spiderman frozen elsa minion siren head granny asmr color syringe pregnancy challenge videos
>depressed Enje
wakes you up in the middle of the night hearing burger wrappers crinkle from having to get more tissues and her headphones cables getting caught and unplugging from her MP3 player so it blares Maroon 5 throughout the house
>mindbroken cow Enje
has a libido that rivals mine, requires semen administration alongside every meal and before/after sleeping/waking but still hasn't kicked the habit of binging big macs

hm

>>36539309
fat cow

fujo enje

>>36538181

fat ugly fujo enje

fujo enjo practically BEGGING for ikuko to let her write forgeries involving making battler lick up his own tears off george's fat incel belly after stalking st lucia girls talking about how they absolutely adore K1 seme x mr delicious uke schlickfics

fujo enje completely naked because no one will ever see her in the basement she lurks

fujo enje with the yaoi paddle >w<

fujo enje shipping /07/th posters with each other

fujo enje finding out i'm multiple posters

>>36539362
Yeah, because St Lucia girls in 1998 would *totally* know a now 30yo Keiichi and retired Ooishi living in the sticks and Hokkaido respectively.

the more episodes air, the less sense this scene makes and I think its gotten to the point where some stupid asspull needs to happen in order for Satoko to react this way and to then simultaenously pull on a gun on a girl that she knows is starting to remember how she dies

fujo enje writing a selfcest doujin of >>36539391

>>36539392
rika would gossip with her prep girls while sipping tea thus birthing a legend that stuck
unlike satoko who kept talking about jails, what a schizo

>>36539392
no love

fujo enje commissioning an ero-OVA about 36539392 getting mindbroken and developing a dependency for bara goat jizz

>>36539396
Itll be some stupid shit where like, Eua and Satoko are linked somehow, and when Eua gets hurt in some significant way, Satoko reacts

we live inside a fujo enje doujin

>>36539427
enje would never..!

fujo enje made my fur seal erect on its own...

>>36539428
God I love her teeth. I love them!

>>36539322
i have it but i don't have a scanner, sorry

>>36538174
eueueueua really enjoys her recap episodes in a way that only someone how has seen 10000 anime can appreciate

I still haven't watched the last 3 episodes.

Ive only seen two episodes of Sotsu and none of Gou and I'm still an expert

>>36539544
Imagine the blowjobs as she laughs maniacally mid suck!

With every passing day, I relate more to Shion, Mion and Rena and less to Keiichi, Satoshi and Battler.
They're so damn likable.

>>36539503

mion is both the best girl and the best human being in higurashi

>>36539688
*most boring

>>36539688
another big tittied bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvSfJQsqZqA
i love how their shitty studio mic can't handle beato's seiyuu's shouting

If there's going to be a third season, why wouldn't they just fill out more Sotsu episodes instead of leaving it at 15?

>>36538174
I have a sneaking suspicion that Eua is a villain.

>>36539695
>pic related
>>36539700
She is the original big tittied bitch, and a pure one at that.

>>36539744
>original
still a big tittied bitch

>>36539759
MY big tittied bitch, faget.

>>36538174
I still remember when I was told here that Eua was just a neutral character

>>36539824
You're right, killing Hanyuu makes her a hero in my book.

>>36539831
All in the name of seeing Hanyuu without her clothes

>>36539841
Who would want to see a brat without her clothes?

>>36539851
People who are attracted to brats.

>>36539851
Me

I like this brat.

Rika didn't figure out anything. She just thought it'd be a nice gift and replaced the contents of the box because the box was cute. This is so you don't get the wrong idea that Rika could figure out anything by herself. She can't, she's completely retarded.

>>36539915
Ohhh man you can tell how angry this poster is.

>>36539923
About what?

>>36539928
Nothing, nothing.

>>36539933
?

>>36539904
prove it

mmmm Lambdadelta's breast milk

>>36540009
You make it sound like you've tasted it or something.

>>36540020
Can you disprove anon tasted Lambdadelta's breast milk?

>>36540026
I can't prove a negative. Burden of proof is on him.

Only Bern knows what Lambda's milk tastes like.

>>36540020
I couldn't get out of bed. So I visualized her breastfeeding me and suddenly got the energy to wake up. Then I made the post as the first thing I did after booting up my computer.
In a sense you could say it's all imaginary, but I really do believe that on some level I tapped into the universal force that Lambdadelta embodies

Pastries made with Lambda's milk.

12 centuries of lambdadelta breastfeeding you and giving you nursing handjobs

>>36540110
Only Bern is allowed to get nursing handjobs from Lambda.

I want nursing handjobs from Featherine personally.

satokoのashiコキ

Canon witch breast milk taste ranking

>supreme taste
Featherine
>incredible taste
Maria (hypothetical, as she never got to that level before she died)
Lambdadelta *
>good taste
Gaap
Bernkastel *
Ange (surprisingly)
>bitter taste
Beatrice
Erika
>tastes like actual breast milk
Piece
Evatrice
Virgilia
>wtf this tastes terrible
Clair

* fails to serve the actual function of breast milk, as it's potentially dangerous for newborn children to drink this

GOODMORNING FROM ITALY

Kino.

>>36540432
we truly were like cicadas when they cry.

>>36540432
It really was honestly.

>>36540432
"pls buy ciconia"

>>36540550
Already did, full price.

I just finished the fourth game of Umineko
HOLY SHIT
It was fantastic.
I was completely satisfied.
The new characters were all great and even some of the other characters I didn't care for too much were all well done and I started liking them too.
Sakutaro WAS THE BEST. I swear, I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe. And Maria is kinda alright now.
I fucking laughed my ass off over how ridiculous George and Jessica were, but I loved it still. I was kinda prepared to get cucked in the resolution, but I loved that too.
Ange was kind of a drag and broke up the pacing of the story a bit, but it definitely delivered.
I'm so happy.
Of course the tea parties were fantastic too.
Someone said in the other thread that 4 wasn't really well received, but I can't help but love this episode as well.
It wasn't as balls out fantastic as game 3, but holy shit was it still a fun ride.

>>36540563
holy shit you're fast
don't eat an 80$ steak in one bite, bro

>>36540558
Same.

>>36540563
Sounds like you're going to love EP8. It's similarly hated along with EP4.

>>36540563
>Sakutaro WAS THE BEST. I swear, I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe.
Anon, are you all right in the head?

>>36540569
No,no, I'm taking my time. I rego over details to read twice most of the conversations while they talk about details or conversation bits that are colored.
Honestly with the way the writing is done where everything is essentially written in triplicate, it's almost driving me crazy, but I still love it.
No i simply like long sessions where I don't have to stop at all. I'm seriously considering just not sleeping tonight and keep going onto the fifth chapter.
>>36540586
I can't wait then
>>36540587
Does no one else think so? He was nice and I liked him a lot. Even the reveal for him was something I could figure out beforehand. The stuff about Battler's heritage was kinda not nice to pull out like that as something crucial, but not hinted at, while the reveal for Sakutaro was something you could see coming and played a crucial role

>>36540563
The only parts I enjoy about the Alliance are the ones happening on the gameboard.
I really dislike Ange's story

>>36540586
only retards hate episode 8

>>36540598
Well, now thinking about that myself, I've read each part 1-4 from the first twilight to the end in one go, so I can't fully blame you.
And, yeah, Sakutaro is cute

>>36540612
I feel like we're getting the same shit like what happened with Satoko in Mina. Nobody hates her, but thinks everyone else does, so they say they hate her too.

>>36540615
how do you people manage that? it takes me at least a few days to get through one of those, even if i'm spending long hours reading

>>36540634
Well the key point here is from the first twilight. The most things happen before it, like a prologue.
But yeah, I felt really tired when finishing them, but so was Battler, and it all really happens in 1 day, so it's kinda immersive.

>>36540608
Ange's story was a bit of a slow burn. It took a while for get around to caring about her. At first I thought this was all a little too unnecessary to make me feel bad for her, but then I realized that this is probably not out of color for the sort of story behind the parents too, so I accepted it and the story was still fine and paid off and delivered.
If anything it was interesting to see that a game wasn't just played for two days but had a lasting effect that could even reach into another game, sort of like how Kanon and Shanon could vaguely recognize how the games continued.
I don't like how Battler retarded himself out of existence and needed to be saved by Ange, but then again, Battler's really fucking stupid, but I still love the dude.
Maria's story was a bit heavy on my heart and really. The whole bit especially at the start where Maria and Rosa were skipping together and saying daisuki over and over again. IEEEE. I cried. I read it again and again from a save point. All Maria's story afterwards. I loved it.
>>36540615
I spread watching an episode a day or taking a small break everytime some fuckery happens, like in the third episode when Rosa said she killed Beatrice, but still complete each one in a single session, so I've had to spread this out over three weekends.

>>36540666
Battora is being dumb on purpose tho, it's the point. He put himself in a logic error on purpose.

Italianon, send the erikantrice manifesto to Ryukishi.

>>36540712
tell me how and i will do i
thttps://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf

>>36540714
Wish I knew. But there must be a way to contact him.

>>36540694
>Battora is being dumb on purpose tho, it's the point.
This has never been proven.

>>36540725
Goat

>>36540722
my idea is posting on japanese 4chans then if it boom inside japanese community Ryukishi in the end will read about it.

>>36540714
spam tag the 07th twitter account and maybe they will notice you

>>36540735
Do it, go to 2channel or whatever it is now and spam it.

>>36540748
Actually this
Italianon u have a twatter account u can do it

kindly don't spam r07 with that garbage
western fans already look dumb enough as it is

>>36540752
>>36540748
First i will complete ep6 in Latex
THEN I CAN PRESENTED IT TO RYUKISHI

ok i start now since italian translators now are trying to beating the record of most day without doing anything

>>36540773
Western fans can never look as dumb as japanese fans by definition. Their reaction to Twilight and the fact that they voted Satoko#1 in the latest popularity poll is proof of that.

>>36540773
The japanese are the dumb ones that took the whole goat thing as a personnal insult. Get real.

ITALIANON HERE
now i am fixeing the grammar errors of ep5 then i will start to write the script of ep6.

SO BE READY GUYS
EP6 INCOMING

>>36540806
Based based based.
Make Il Duce proud.

Nip here, this is not nice what you're telling about my people.

>>36540814
>Nip here
PLS SHARE ERIKANTRICE MANIFESTO EVERYWHERE

>>36540823
Heh, so that's how being superior feels like.

>>36540814
Is your sister pretty? Can I borrow her womb?

>>36540823
Japs don't like thinking. Do you really they'd appreciate your theory?

>>36540814
how do feel about satokoのashi

>>36540845
Naturally since kill any bitching they made against Umineko

If I could tell Ryukishi one thing, it would be that I'm deeply offended by his depiction of my race in Ciconia.

>>36540881
Are huwyte people in ciconia portrayed as dumb or what.

>>36540889
I'm not white

>>36540900
Then what are you, black, or an arab.

>>36540904
Neither
Isn't it clear based off of the character I posted?

>>36540881
me too

>>36540915
Dude I have never ever read ciconia wdym.

>>36540881
Be glad that her nose is cute and small at least.

>>36540915
jew

>>36540923
Wait
Are you telling me Ryukishi is THAT based?

>>36540845
Reading theories can easily be done as an alternative to thinking.

>>36540924
Yes.
>>36540923
I would be okay with that as a tradeoff for her no longer being a promoter of degeneracy. That's the part I dislike. The girl meant to represent my kind shouldn't be a godforsaken fujoshi.
She should also have khazar milkers.

>>36540933

>>36540945
Oh my fucking god....
The Jew fears the Samurai indeed.

>>36540944
What's a Haredi crank doing consuming content like this anyway? Isn't everything starting from television banned to you guys?

>>36540945
Wait why are there nordic runes thoe?

>>36540966
I'm Hiloni. I just dislike fujoshi.

>>36541011
They are part of the Selcom UI.

>these previews
oh shit it's coming

Ciconia!!

2 episodes for stuff that's new. 2 episodes.

2 episodes of satoko crying on the floor begging for forgiveness. 2 episodes.

does satoko have to beat the mountain dogs and rebuy the gun every time she kills herself?

>>36538359
Eua accumulating energy as she prepares to blast Hanyuu into cuckera

>>36539011
>fap to giantess
...There is another?

>>36541088
It's annoying, but you'd think so. She probably skips some unnecessary steps, but she cannot buy the gun without money, and she has to be specific about when to grab the sample of H173. It takes some time, but what is time to this old witch

>>36539658
lol

>>36541088
We don't know exactly if Satoko starts the loops at the same place every time, but probably she does, given that Eua's power is perfect and we saw her start on a certain date before then once.

>>36541072
2 episodes of Satoko drinking nii-nii and ricunny juice as an apology

>>36540558
>full price.
wwoww

>>36540881
>>36540918
At least you are represented.

>>36541131
Maybe those things are already destined to happen, like Akasaka's past

>>36541131
i'm sure she does some enjoyable things every loop to make up for the annoying bits

>>36541131
Satoko is pretty fucking autistic. Sane people would've just got bored and said that enough is enough.

Where's the last chapter goddammit

>>36541072
2 episodes of Eua going full CKACKLE and murdering the cast in hilariously edgy ways that would only entertain a bored omnipotent witch.
1 OVA of her deciding that's also kinda boring and just trying out all sorts of sexual sex with all the higus, the umis and the ciconias.

>>36541210
This is all a prequel to the real show, Passione Kira

>>36541220
I can't help but feel that Passione! Kira would be very disappointing

AAAAaaaGGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME HANYUUMAN

>>36541210
god i wish

I can't believe Hanyuu's gonna fucking die.

>>36539011
Can't you just imagine her as Shion????

>>36541252
She's not gonna die. Eua is just going to tear her clothes apart. She can live with the shame of being exposed like that.

>>36541277
>She can live with the shame of being exposed like that.
I couldn't. Could you?

drowning in giant eua's milk

>>36541283
I could, probably

>>36541288
>giant eua
Thanks for the boner you have just created.

>>36541252
Eua is going to steal the feather from her name which will cause them to fuse into auaurora

>>36540550
>>36540558
Wait, are you supposed to buy VN's?

>>36541358
No, it's just something people with too much money do to show off.

>>36541358
After you are 18, yes

>>36541388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kna7Lgu_Ljk

>>36541204
Evidently the translator anon has been demoned away for his crimes.

Kill the Meeper.

>>36541436
I fapped to her instead, is that okay?

>>36541423
First the mega anon, then this. I know who's responsible

i have never fapped to a wtc character

I have never fapped.

>>36541388

friend of ryukishi here you guys are gonna be real surprised by the next episodes haha :)

>>36537084

>>36541561

ITALIANON HERE
I finished the correction of ep5
or at least the second part of it since i remember of having already fixed the first part.


SO NOW I START THE WRITING OF CHAPTER 6
BE READY FOR THE END OF LATE MANIFESTO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8YVLMuasGQ
am I the only one who also wasted years of his life doing this mistake?

>>36541610
No

>>36541561

>>36541618

>>36541610
fucking truth in math

i discover in UNI than anything we do in high school and before is not real math and a simply version so idiots can pass

OUR LIFE RUINED TO LET IDIOTS WENT TO SCHOOL WITH US

>>36541610
I am 24 years old
Its over for me?

>>36541687
It doesn't take much knowledge of art history to know that a great many artists only started making worthwhile things when they retired. It's too late when your mind and body degrade so you can no longer think or do, which means you probably have over fifty years left in you.

>>36541358
>are you supposed to buy VN is
Huh?

>>36541737
yaoi hand

>>36541610
>>36541655
>>36541687
compare yourself with yourself from yesterday, pursue crystallized intelligence (you would be impressed by the quantity of "dumb" educated people).
Honestly speaking, when you wake up, if you manage to exercise first or do whatever you wish you could do first, instead of reasoning about it and creating a list of obstacles or things that do not motivate you to actually wake up, that's the moral of the story.

>>36541756
I always imagined Tak would have big hands

>>36541655
japanese school system is literally this, they are breed into passing exams just to actually work into baseline shit. Just so they can at least make one or two math theorem references during their coffee break.

>>36541655
former physics/math student
>first math class in uni literally told us to forget everything we learned before
So true. At least high school math was still rigorous enough for physics.

big

>>36540624
People hated Satoko in Minagoroshi? t. finished higurashi recently

>>36541610
>know nothing about business
>start a business
>fail
>lose all your money
>become homeless
Great advice, thanks. Now what?

>>36541948
>Now what?
Now you have experience and you can start a successful business.

>>36541915
The Hinamizawa villagers, I mean

>>36541948
hello, Krauss?

What should I do to Enje?

>>36542290
nice

>>36542290
i love it

>>36542290
breasts too small

>>36542334
ohmegawd she did the red eyes fukken epic

>>36542290
I worship this goddess

potato chips and shota semen

PISSU

>>36542258
marry her have kids then on your deathbed tell her you did it all as just a prank

>>36542481
Who is this?

>>36542471
Does she like watersports?

Pissu loves eating Italian

Day 59 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>>36542634
>not a new IP

Lambdadelta loves eating Italy

>>36542649
I can't post anything besides praying?

>>36542618
Built for BIC
Big Italianon Cock

>>36542680
Yes

All girls love Italy

>>36542695
based okonogi disposing of trash

>>36542780

AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36542788

Tegakianon's art keeps getting more soulless as time progresses

>>36542873
There are at least 2 tegakianons

>>36542882
Proof?

>>36542891
No. You just have to trust me.

>>36542894
Kumagawa being used as his avatar makes it unlikely that there are multiple, unless the second is intentionally trying to mimic the first.

god mr delicious puts me into heat

>>36542927
Both options sound reasonable.

>>36539396
Satoko to her horror realized when she got there that she couldn't enjoy a peaceful world without the thrill of the game anymore. She pulls the gun with a smile even knowing victory would be basically impossible because she just wants to continue playing by that point.

>>36543109
That's too fuckin dark

Satokp

>>36543122
Oh yeah

>>36543138
She also needs to admit defeat to make Umineko make any sense at all, and pointing the gun sure as hell isn't admitting defeat.

>>36543221
Well the series will obviously show what's going to happen after GUN

>>36543231
Ryukishi even said so in an interview, that Sotsu will contain the resolution of that scene, so no worries they're gonna cliffhanger that for some future installment.

>>36543243
>>Ryukishi even said so in an interview

>>36543252
God, Erika is so cute. I want her to drink my spit.

>>36543271
I want to slap Ryukishi.

>>36542873
don't worry, i'll draw something nice for you in a few years' time, once i've managed to figure out how human anatomy actually works

Drinking Erika's fluids

Didn't ryu07 made a collaboration proposal to ZUN once? Why did he decline?
I swear to god we where so close to absolute perfection.

>>36543421
In awe of Touhou's fanbase levels of love for their franchise.

>>36543421
Ryukishi couldn't hold his drink

>>36543421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jUb4DKH9Y
this was more than enough touhou in my wtc

Komachi & Enje double paizuri

>>36543421
>Why did he decline?
Because Ryukishit is a hack and even the nips don't approve of him??

>>36542634
Do you hate RGD that much? Why do you want it to be stained by a horrendous adaptation that will cut 70% of the content?

>>36543466
Maybe BONES will adapt it.

>>36543468
Bones only cares about shounenshit

>>36543466
Maybe SHAFT will adapt it.

>>36543474
Didn't they make a seinen once?

I pray for a Higanbana adaptation

>>36543464
Only brainlet goats hate him, not someone based like ZUN.
>>36543436
I can respect that, but why a gacha tho?

I pray that all anons get what they want.

This thing's existence is the biggest miracle in the series.

>>36543574
Thank you anon, I hope I'll get what I want too.

>>36543579
Sounds a bit hilarious

>>36543542
ZUN quite literally rejected him though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qtIwDi90N4
Soon?

>>36543579
>that triangle shape formed by the stars
Yeah anon hahaha they totally aren't the bad guys

>>36543618
Proof?

>>36543651
>country is literally called America
Haha yeah so... we're totally not the villain haha

>>36543647
Eua defeated with the power of (platonic) love.

>>36543729
Without her hair ornaments she's not Enje

>>36543768
That's what makes it hot.

>>36543768
if she isn't enje, then it's okay for battler to fuck her

Lambdadelta without her hate is just some random loli. It's the hat that makes her who she is.

>>36543768
The fact she's alright taking them off is a hint as to who she's fucking. It's important they've been taken off so that hint can be provided.

>>36543806
Lambda isn't a loli retard

I made this

>>36543849
That's pretty nice.

Guys, this 25th and 26th I will go to an anime convention thingy.
What do if I find any fellow Umifag?

READ THE MANIFESTO

>>36543858
Kiss them on the lips.
I will also be there and give you permission to kiss any umifag you meet.

>>36543879
Lies, u aint from Spain

>>36543894
But what if I am?

>>36543858
make him dress up as beato

>>36543858
Make the Ikuko satanic hand gesture.

>>36543909
Me cago en tus muertos.

And this too

>>36543964
Didn't know witches had periods

>>36543939
That's actually the blessing hand, an important symbol of spiritual authority in Christianity.

Anybody have the Bernkastel and Lambdadelta character sprites with switched color palettes?

>>36543964
Evangelion reference

>>36543820
>Lambdadelta isn't a retard
Yes she is

>>36543858
>>36543894
Rub your chest hairs against his

>>36544060
sex
>>36544080
yuck

Lambdadelta is objectively hotter and sexier than Bernkastel.

>>36540563
i worry about your mental state anon

>>36544087
That's some gachi shit my dude

>>36544147
bern is just too damn gloomy and probably expects you to do all the work in bed

>>36544174
I don't think witches would let you fuck them, and it would be impossible to rape them.

>>36544182
I'm canonically stronger than Bern and Lambda. Therefore, rape is possible.

>>36544182
ikuku was dating battler for decades

>>36544182
Nah, you can rape witches
I would know

>>36544191
Wow, holy shit. Is there a limit to your massive power?
>>36544193
And he was a cripple. Witches just don't want the human cock, anon.

>>36544182
Its just two girls playing roleplaying games nigga lmfao
>He believed the magic theory

Magic exists

>>36544202
Life is too shitty to not believe in magic

Magic can't exist

[red]Witches want human dick.[/red]

>>36544200
>Witches just don't want the human cock, anon.
you mean they spend thousands of years sitting there bored to tears and the idea of relieving their boredom with a bit of sexual pleasure never crossed their mind?
get real, mate, these witches are probably massive perverts behind their noble facades

>>36544234
I just think that they are above doing perversions with humans.

Since Lambdadelta is a fictional character, by typing 「I raped Lambdadelta」, Lambdadelta is raped by me for real.

>>36544259
The readers are in the highest reading/writing plane. We are all by definition above the witches same way everyone in the catbox is inferior to the witches.

>>36544242
some girls enjoy having sex with their pet dogs precisely because the idea of having a being that is low enough to be their mere property breed them makes them horny
i'm sure witches would've had plenty of time to toy with ideas like this

>>36544259
What if I write that you never did such a thing? Would my fiction outweigh your own, or would both writings come true? That would be an interesting paradox.
>>36544285
>some girls
They aren't witches, so of course the idea of dog fucking seems interesting.

Without love, anon mating pressing Lambdadelta against her will and his girthy fur seal plunging the great reddit lady into estrus can't be seen.

Why is poor 34 the "reddit lady"?

>>36544285
Now I understand why Yasu did it, she just wanted to be treated like how George treats his chair

>>36544259
Goats like that have no power over witches.

>>36544305
Each exist in their own self-contained universe and are unable to influence one another without the consent of both creators

I consent.

Italianon X Lambda is Canon

>>36544314
Karma whore, unlike bern who tries to find pleasure in LiveLeak videos

>>36544329
Wait so is Lambda Italianon's uncle now?

Lady Lambdadelta is sucked into the breast expansion + lactation fragment while shouting for Bern to save her

Also this, this is peek ld/whodunnit

>>36544355
Bern fails to save her, all that awaits her now is getting dicked by Italianon while being milked like a cow eternally. Cownge will be her only friend in this hellscape.

What makes a man constantly post "witches don't fuck humans" whenever people show interest in the topic? What drives someone to keep saying that only Lambda and Bern can do naughty things to one another when someone says they want to do something to one of them?