/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The dream

Absurd.

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

>>36526902
I gave that up. Long ago, when ninjas raped my partner.

How do I escape the schemes and politics of immortal vampires with way too much time on their hands, and those cringy might makes right dhampirs who keep trying to challenge me to a duel to the “death”, while keeping my sweet castle I inherited?

>>36527064
Get a dog

>>36526902
They might be highly trained ninjas, but can they beat the power of my CURSED GUN?

>>36526888
Kek Larson
>It needs at least one breast-pump and a bottle

>>36522772
Source please.
>>36523130
Once more God bless you, Anon.

>>36527064
1. Garlic-infused cock-ring/tickler.
2. Shave your pubes and tattoo the other 3 parts of a crucifix joining your schlong as the bottom 4th part.
>option 2 will ofc attract Angels, who will assist you

>shit phonepost pic but concept only

Thread needs tomboys

>>36527463
Do you like, play catch with them or something?

>>36527524
Yes. You also fuck them.

>>36527463
The best kind of girl but also the rarest.

>>36526888
I don't get it

Human men belong to undead nobles

>>36526874
Greentext time
Bicorn-ious
>be Anon
>scored a perfect Unicorn-waifu because pre-Portal lowly inceldom became post-Portal high value purity
>life is sweet - sweet, caring, great homemaker, and hosspussy is surprisingly tightpussy
>Anon comes home from work
>Uni-waifu is all decked out in her best 'festival' finery, the house is gleaming like she's had a team of Kikis in, she hands you a cocktail on a silver tray, as Anon can smell her lasagne baking in the oven.
>not a festival-day, not Anon's birthday, not even her in-heat time... uh-oh.
>Anon takes the cocktail warily, at least with a Uni it can't be poisoned, and she ushers Anon to his favourite spot on the couch
>dutiful Uni-waifu kneels beside Anon on the couch, so her mouth can reach his opened zipper without her horn stabbing him in the belly
>"Uh, Sweetie..? Is there something special happened today...?"
>Uni-sweetie pauses from softly tongueing Anon's sweaty ballsack, "What? Oh no, darling... it's just, I wanted you to come home happy, and..."
>"And?"
>"I got a letter from my sister, the other side of the Portal still, and she's lonely over there, and I thought that maybe, since we have a spare room and all..?"
>"Uh, okay, I guess so.
>Anon thinks, 'Well, two unicorns, how hard can that be? She'll get snapped up by some other lucky incel and it's sorted. Simple, and I get BJs and Lasagna.'.
2bCont.

>>36527722
She secretly wants to become a bicorn, and so does her sister

>>36527722
Day 2
>Anon comes home again, still smiling from everything they did last night
>She'd even offered to let him ride to work this morning, but he'd left her to clean up the breakfast-in-bed dishes and pick up her ripped and cum-stained festival dress
>Anon arrives home
>Uni-horniness has neatly stitched her festival dress, today's cocktail even has one of those little paper umbrellas, and the scent of roast-beef is wafting from the kitchen
>"Welcome home, Anon-Master, this is my little sister..."
>Ohshitohshitohshit, Anon almost drops his unsipped cocktail on the gleaming floor.
>"Uh, Hi. Gee, Honey, didn't mention that your sister... looks so much like you..."

>>36527717
Wrong, human men belong to robots

>>36527064
Don't worry too much about the Dhampirs, they'll just end up embarrassing themselves. Unless the Dhampir is being followed around by Castlevania OST, if that happens hide your candles and consider moving out before she gets to work.

Autumn is starting, I hope you guys have a great time at the festivals and feasts! For the record this is supposed to be goofy anime tummy not fetishy.

>>36527862
No festivals, only rain and work.

>>36527851
It'll be fine, just remember to clear out all the roast chickens from behind your breakable walls.

>>36527746
>Two bicorn wives
>They get stuck in a "no, after you" situation every time they're gonna fuck anon

>>36527064
get automaton siege models as bodyguards or get a big ass demon silver billhook and fight off the dhampirs

>>36527947
>And so, they were both cucks

>>36527717
Human men belong to Cheshire Cats.

>>36527064
what I did was make the streets run white with semen and impregnated every single vampire and dhampir in the area

>>36527862

>>36527717
>>36528016
I belong to whoever has the biggest tits.

>>36528051
So you belong to holstaurs and centaurs

>>36527463
Based and true, tomboys and monster girls are two best things combined.

>>36528051
I belong to the milfest monsters

>>36528051
Say no more.

>>36528156
>tfw you just came into grelia's clinic for a check up

>>36527746
Cuntinued:
>Anon sips his cocktail sitting in the armchair as Uni-waifu and her Bico-sister sit heads together chatting on the couch like a pair of odd-colored bookends
>Apart from their hide colours, and the horns, they're exactly alike... the same full breasts accidentally touching together as they talk, the same soft tails swishing in animated chat, the same tight, hot, dripping wet...
>Stop it, Anon. She's your sister-in-law, and Unis are all about loyalty and purity. And that hasn't been an issue before. Maybe it's some Bicorn dark-mana thing?
>"So, darling...", huh, better stop zoning out, what's she saying?
>"So, darling, while I finish up getting dinner ready, how about you show our guest around the area, maybe the Park, etcetera?"
>Anon swallows the cocktail in a panicked gulp, as they both look at him, almost pokes his eye out on the folded umbrella.
>So Anon makes nervous chitchat as they walk around the local streets until they get to the Park and its elevated view over the City.
>"Gee Anon, it's a lovely view... I bet this is a great spot for you to pound a load or two into my sister, secluded, a nice romantic sunset, she could just back up against this bench here and you could stand on it and slide your big hard cock straight into some tight wet horse-pussy..."
>Her tail was exposed as she'd lifted the back of her skirts, it was twitching almost as wildly as Anon's eye.
>"Uh, err, ummm... uh, it must be dinner-time, we really should be getting home... to my waifu, your sister..."
>Anon makes the awkward walk home in silence, madly willing the tent in his pants to subside before he gets home.
>Dinner was as delicious as it was awkward. Anon never realised a mamono eating vegetables could be made to look so dirty, and couldn't stand up to get away from the table until after his pure innocent Waifu had taken the dishes into the kitchen.
>Afterwards Anon was so 'tired' that they went to bed early.
>His Uni-waifu eagerly agreed, quickly showing her sister to the spare room to join him in the main bedroom.
>Anon was sitting, collapsed from nervous exhaustion trying to hold himself together, on the side of their bed as his Uni-girl backed in against the bed and began to lift the skirts of her festival dress, her gleaming white tail twitching familiarily.
>"Thanks for letting my Sis stay with us. Now, how about you stand up there behind me and I thank you properly..."
>"Uh, umm, ah... gee, I'm really tired, from all that walking to the Park and back, I guess. How about we just snuggle a bit tonight, okay, Sweetie?"
>"Ok, darling, if you're tired, I understand. Just let me know: pancakes or waffles with your morning blowjob?"
>Anon mumbled 'uh, waffles' as he curled in behind her neck and upper-back, and pretended that he'd be able to sleep at all that night.
2bC

>>36527947
Stop reading ahead.

>>36528184
>image
is it for ants?

>>36528714
>wearing stockings to the beach
dumb cow

>>36527064
Marry an apophis. Marry two apophises.

>>36528777
damn, she must be real dumb if even god must be saying she is

>>36528777
It's draph fashion you wouldn't understand

>>36528156
Gonna impregnate that bapho.


>>36528808
I must breed these small cows.
The herd must grow

>>36528777
The girl at the shop said they were fishnets

>>36528184
Day3
>be Anon, finally get some fitful sleep somehow
>wake up to getting your cock swallowed to the hilt, your Uni-waifu's tongue twisting around it better than she ever has before...
>Anon opens his eyes.
>2 black horns, and a mass of glossy raven-black hair are bobbing under the crumpled sweaty sheets
>Ohshitohshitohshit!
>She finally paused to take a breath, "Good morning, handsome. My sister said something about making us all waffles, so I thought I should help her out in here... How, do you like it this way? They say the Dee-elL made bicorns this way so you can pull on the horns if you want me to go deeper. Go on, I won't bite..."
>"Uh, no, uh, she'll be coming soon, uh..."
>"And not the only one cumming soon, so you just hold onto them or the bedrail and let me just..."
>Tired and exhausted, Anon somehow musters the panic strength to jump out of bed and run into the bathroom, locking the door before collapsing onto the side of the tub.
>Anon climbs into the shower - cold - and grabs the sponge, furiously rubbing to get any saliva or dark-mana scents off his junk, silently screaning at it to go down, but furious rubbing and thinking about his pure waifu's sick perverted sister isn't really helping.
>"Good morning, Darling, here's your waffles... oh, hi, Sis, where's my Anon?"
>Ohshit, better get out there Anon. Quick lookdown check, no luck, better wrap a towel around, really tight, try to hold it down.
>"Oh, I was just 'coming' in, but he's taking a shower. Gee, Sis, they smell great. Is there enough for everybody?"
>Anon unlocks the door and tries to slide out casually while not facing the front of his towel forward.
>They're both sitting on either side of the bed, leaving an obviously Anon-sized gap in the middle.
>Awkwardly Anon slides in, and is grateful that his innocent Uni-waifu puts the tray-stand of waffles over his lap just as the towel wrap finally fails.
>Anon takes the offered plate as both sisters distribute waffles and syrup.
>Anon struggles to chew and swallow, which means he still has half-chewed waffles in his mouth when
>"Goddezz, Sis, these taste great. Almost as sweet as Anon's dick this morning."
>As he chokes, Anon thinks - maybe dying of waffle-suffocation now might be the bestending, but he's not that lucky.
>"Oh, I know. Did you try licking under his ballsack? That always gets me, it's so musky, even when he's just had a shower like now."
>"Really? Nah, you know me, Sis. Straight down to the root, no gag reflex, but hey, if you suggest..."
>Anon lowers, semi-drops his plate onto the tray-table as his dutiful Uni-waifu lifts it aside, and her sister arches her upper-body downward as she lifts the towel away.
>Anon is frozen in shock, stammering incoherently, until his body jumps as if hit by lightning.
>"Uh, honey, sweetie, uh, your sister... Uh, I didn't do anything..."
>"Shush, Anon-darling, I know, she told me. It's really nice of you, but, well, for every Unicorn there's a Bicorn, and it's part of our natures."
>[muffled by Anon's ballsack] "Oh yeah, you're right, Sis, it's really musky mana straight out of his balls. You want to explain it all to him while I suck him first?"
>"You see, Anon-darling, yes I married you for your purity. And you resisting my slutty sister is even more adorable, but 'family-is-family', and if my Sister doesn't get enough 'cheating-Mana' as a Bicorn, that's why I was so worried when she sent me that letter. So, it's okay, you need to do her - for her sake, and for me, please. And you can do all the 'dirty' things with her, I can't do as a Unicorn."
>[still muffled, this time by her lips being pressed hard around the root of Anon's cock] "Oh, yeah, sweetie, save some for the third shot," [and now slightly clearer as her lips raised up to just lightly skimming Anon's knob], "...that load's going balls-deep in my ass."
>"Uh, and you're okay with this? I thought Unicorns were all about purity and honesty, and..?"
>"Of course, Anon-silly, but it's not like you're sneaking off behind my back with that slutty rabbit-girl across the street, or wasting money down in Catgirl Alley like other husbandos do. You're really doing this to help my poor sister, and I love you even more for it."
>So one glowing white-maned sister is sweetly kissing a confused Anon on his cheek, as the heaving black-maned sister triumphantly swallowed the jetting globs of his load.
2bC

>>36528271
Antgirls need love too

>>36528910
And she doesn't know what fishnets look like?

>>36528976
i know want to learn from the sea

buying dragon.

>>36529013
milk at the store for gains

You are gonna get raped. The only question is if it's the Jackal Guards or the Serpent Guards that get you.

>>36529109
I pick the third option, the hathorian guards

>>36529109
They can't get me if the iris is closed on the stargate!

>>36529013
>Anon gathers together a lifetime of gold
>goes into the Dragoncave to discover that compared to her hoard it's like spitting over Niagara Falls
Proverb: It's the thought that counts
>Dragon Queen fucks him on top of her hoard so hard Anon that has goldleaf inprinted into his ass
>well, until she licks it back off ofc, can't be wasting any of her precious horde
>chews on the gold leaf, breathes some fire on it, makes a gold slave-ring Anon's neck size

>>36529013
Give me a small white dragon and a small silver as well.

>>36529136
Wrong! Hathorites are civilized, they won't rape you. They send you to the priestesses who will decide your fate. THEN you get raped.

>>36529204
at least it will be gentle molesting

>>36529013
blue eyes white dragon

Friendly reminder to make sure you regularly give your cheshire waifu her share of... uh, sustenance.

>>36529013
I'd rather be bought by a dragon

>>36528081
Mmmph, big titty centaurs. The ones from the Encyclopedia aren't really busty, are they? Shame. It would be great to ride upon my cute centaur wife while holding her big boobs from behind.

>>36529256
>he chose to post the one waifu from that IP who's into gangbangs
Into the trash it goes.

>>36527862
This dragon is a FATTY

>>36529293
pot calling the kettle black

>>36529256
Is semen splatter really permitted on a blue board?

>>36529313
I'm not fat though. But Jabberwock is!

>>36529326
What are you talking about, Anon? That's clearly a low-fat milk her husbando is feeding her.

>>36529326
thats icecream obviously

>>36529342
>I'm not fat though

>>36529326
>semen
Sorry, I just see milk.

>>36529326
that's just real thick yogurt

>>36529291
but that's the good part

>>36529256
>good waifu species
>only into gangbangs
Why do you do this, Hatch

>>36529410
>>36529291
Kobold Training Guide is the best of the 3 comics and has no gangbangs, only fucking the bitchy boss into submission. Technically they all appeal to different fetishes, the first just happens to have the orgies.

To each their own, though. I don't know why we argue about this.

>>36529216
Of course. As long as you're not given to the minotaur temple guards, that is.

>>36529481
How does one apply to be a comfort boy for those Minotaur guards? Asking for a friend.

>>36529256
Heavy cream.

>>36529517
Yeah, I also want to know.

>>36529517
>>36529539
just tell them that you want to be protected from the sabbath menace

>>36529452
>the last page of this doujin literally says "please don't rape your boss"

>>36529372
I think you're projecting. Or you're a Jabberwock in disguise trying to defend your honor

>>36529586
>easy

>>36529517
>>36529539
You don't apply, the priestess in charge decides that, but maybe if you do her some favors she may be willing to consider your petition. How good are you with your tongue?

>Come here, boya~

>>36528937
Still Day3
>be Anon, half confused, half horny
>the Bicorn finally stops sucking, and comes back up the bed to share a sisterly kiss with Anon's pure-waifu
>And share a mouthful of Anon's glistening goo.
>now only the brain-part of Anon is left confused, the other 98% is definitely just horny
>Uni-waifu kisses Anon gently on the cheek, her lips still slightly sticky
>"Uh, I'll go and clean up in the kitchen, and on Saturdays the Market will sell out early and there's some shopping I'll need for dinner. Have fun, you two."
>"You don't want to stay and watch, Sis? It'd be so much hotter if you did, maybe if you even joined in a bit, you know, to give me even more dark-mana? And, hey, you might learn some new tricks."
>The two sisters kissed again, more sisterly this time without Anon's goo passing between them this time.
>"No, watching you blow my sweet-Anon was about my limit, thanks. And if my darling wants to teach me anything new, we can do that when you've recovered. 'Bye."
>and the waffles and tray were gone, and Anon was naked on the bed lying on a damp towel with the horny Bicorn gently licking his right nipple.
>"Uh, she said 'when you've recovered'? Are you okay? I mean, if you're ill, maybe we should... you should go and rest, and..."
>"No, I'm okay. Isn't she just adorable? So sweet and helpful, even when she knows I'm going to be fucking her husbando's brains out all day long. No, she means when I've recovered all my dark-mana levels from you filling me. So, come on Anon, time for you to ride me properly."
2bC l8r

>>36529674
no, I don't talk to strangers

>>36529674
light dodger!

Reminder that monster girls love wedding ceremonies too!

>>36529690
Strangers are just friends you haven't been raped by yet.

>>36527524
>play catch with them
Yes, and when they catch you, they rape you.
Simple fun games.

>>36529709
Big fancy weddings appeal to all females

>>36529715
but why would I get raped by a friend?

>>36529139
Anon hasn't lived until they've probed the iris of his star-gate.

>>36529820
she's only going to put the tip in so that other monsters will be tricked and leave you alone.
that way you're marked and they won't get the wrong ideas.
just the tip

>>36529915
>just the tip
how many monsters have tricked men with that line

>>36529820
Friends have Benefits.
>ofc, if they break your pelvis, they're medical benefits

>>36529688
bicorns are for cugging not fugging

>>36529940
so only be friends with old monsters then, they surely can't break my pelvis, right?

>>36529949
Hey, its only Day 3 so far, don't spoil poor Anon's surprise.
>as if he's getting out of this mess with just lasagne and waffles

There must be statues of the Demon Lord in Royal Makai. At least some of them must be naked.
Would be funny if a lilim found a human masturbating to a statue of her mother.

>>36530073
I have a feeling those stautes are living

>>36529940
But what if I don’t have health insurance?

>>36529810
That's true! Give your monster girl every girl's dream anon!

>>36530008
Lots of fluffy tails makes a nice cumfy resting-spot for young Anon where he would be completely safe.

>>36530115
Don't worry, Tanuki-care is guaranteed full coverage* and quite reasonably* priced.

>*some species and pre-existing injuries excluded - list in very small print attached
>*sure, really quite reasonable, would I lie to a nice Anon-im like you?

>>36530235
that does sound nice, to sleep in some mofu after you get tired

>>36530073
>>36530098
I’m 100% positive the statues are living monsters

>>36530115
broken pelvises are covered by the universal healthcare put forth in monster-accepting cities!

>>36530339
>universal healthcare
my money!!!!!

>>36530115
You will have to whore yourself up when the medical bills arrive

>>36529709
That form isn't for marriage! She has to grow up first!

>>36530367
>up
out
I see that you have turned into a monster manwhore

>mg simps

>>36530428
>simps
Goback to /vt/, faggot.

>>36530383
Pre-marital cocooning is irresponsible anon

>>36530401
Something something reverse doujin plot of Zipangu about a white knight MG that tells a dead-eyed used goods (Anon) she will accept him even all that and marry and make him happy.
>>36530428
Jinkos*

>>36530359
just hire a tanuki or a danuki as your accountant if you are worried about it

>>36530519
>simp
No, I've cancelled all my subscriptions to OnlyFus and found a chaste trad Mermaid waifu on EatsPlentyofFish

My greatest wish for this thread aside from the expulsion of the /tg/ posters (and cuckquen and daughteru dicking posters), is for people to cease misusing the quotation feature. One day.

I wish I could visit MG Gensokyo. If only.

>>36530588
>wanting people to stop greentexting
Go fly a kite, kid.

>tfw ywn dropout of middle school and whore yourself out on the streets of mgc
>Ywn see your teacher after you turned 18 and was still whoring yourself out
>ywn be scolded while she fucks you
>ywn get taken to her house and told that you are stupid for doing that
>ywn end up marrying her cause she said its for own good
>ywn have a happy family and live a long life

>>36530542
>mg Jinkos
Obviously, duh.

>>36530637
how rude, she didn't even pay

>>36530752
she did pay.... with her hand in marriage

Oink

>>36530781
this is what the city does to a p'orc, lovely isn't it?

I believe a man should remain virgin until the day of his wedding.

>>36530815
Monsters believe taking the man's virginity counts as wedding.

Took some time to translate something KC put up on his twitter a few months ago. I also translated the accompanying wall of text KC posted with it. It seems pastebin is no longer cool with lewd stuff (weird considering my Side Guide III translations are still public) so I've got the text file with the story and a clean version of this image in my mega under Misc.
https://mega.nz/folder/d1o3lQYR#2dVyhpmiYA5KimpNOSE8-w

On average, how many times does each species of wan fall for the fake ball trick?

>>36530874
lovely

>>36530781

>>36530874
Yeah, be Greentextfag mainly because Pastebin is badword filtering all new submissions.
>all my old stuff is in there, just no new fuckcuntshitpiss words can get in
Eatadick>>36530588, I bet

you complain about

people using

reddit spacing too.
When sometimes its normal usage to seperate paragraphs or different comments for clarity and ease of reading.

mofu

>>36530882
>fake ball trick?
Usually the first time they rape you they can tell if you've lost your balls and had those fake silicone-nut implants, just from the taste.

“Servant, when will breakfast be ready?”

>>36531054
Is this where I shove my left wrist in her face?

>>36531054
who is this woman and why is she in my house?

>>36530957
I love nuns

>>36531086
clearly you invited her in

>>36531086
That's Boobferatu.

>>36531093
even if they are boy hungry pedophiles?

>>36531086
congrats on your speed marriage, anon, wish you the best.

>>36531086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCGcYkMp73w

>>36530874
BASED

>>36531125
Yes

>>36530843
Monsters will never take my virginity.

>>36531110
I clearly don't remember that and why do I feel a sharp pain in my neck

>>36530874
If her breasts stayed small, she'd be perfect.

>>36530874
Absolutely based.

>>36531125
even better, I can learn sex ed and get married

>>36531181
>tfw no time travelling shirohebi determined to be your first

>>36531208
>sex ed
https://exhentai.org/s/5ae4ea4519/325762-21

>>36531181
Because i will take theirs.

>>36531125
>ywn study chronomancy to be able to adjust your age to seduce shotacon mamono, only to role reverse mid-sex act to satisfy your own lolicon tendencies

>>36531252
are you a bade enough dude to take their virginity while leaving yours intact?

>>36531093
me too

>>36531301
no you can't take virginity without losing yours in the process

>>36531324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

>>36531324
tell that to manticores

>>36529709

>>36531346
what if the tail pussy had a hymen

>>36530874
Thanks for the great work as always.

>>36531382
CUTE! Nothing makes me happier than monster girls in beautiful white dresses and veils

>>36531189
Her onii-chan wished her breasts would be bigger I guess

>>36530588
>daughteru dicking posters
Hardly see those around these days, the thread is 99% closet gay gender role reversal fags now.

>>36531229
>Automaton wife will never send herself to the past to spend more time with you during your short fleshy life together

>>36531432
she seems like a nice lady i should trust unconditionally

>>36531432
why is this old lady so pale, is she sick?

>>36531453
Look at this newfag

>>36531448
I guess so.

>imagine your dick all wrapped up in my tongue

>>36531459
>retroactively becomes your childhood friend

>>36531459
since a human lifespans extend to match their wife's wouldn't an automaton make you virtually immortal the same way an undead does?

>>36531504
>young anon doesn't understand why she really really wants to hug him

>>36531526
probably

>>36531476
Congratulations on your new position as familiar

>>36531549
Well, they definitely wouldn't be strangers after that.

>>36531560
I just love when the guy accidentally compliments a centuries old monster girl by calling her young

>>36531527
But from your perspective, you would just remember being with her for much longer, like this greentext I remember from a year ago about the Hounds of Tindalos as a monster girl:
>>/jp/thread/S23108416#p23123089

>>36529674
I will not let demons tempt me on the Lord's Day.

And another fucking Warhammer thread.
Good job, morons.

>>36531577
I mean not in this case in particular since she is just in her twenties, but you know like when it's with a vampire or elf

>>36531500
>meeting your adventure party for the first time
>this is what you're greeted with

>>36531595
Anon that's an automaton from MGE

>>36531595
I know fuckall of warhammer to identify those threads but I'm just ignoring that green one that has been for over a week and the monster boy one.
Which thread are you talking about

>>36531602
Google the filename.

>>36531595
OP probably did it for shits and giggles, but it's still an Automaton recolor and Necrons don't have dicks that WHfag would want to suck on.

>>36531613
oh no, grrrr I'm mad now

>>36531595
i believe that bait was intended for exactly you

>>36531605
This one. This is the Warhamme thrread
>>36531629
>>36531643
Fuck off both of you this is cancer

>>36531648
If it was a big titty necron then you'd have a point but to 90% of the people in the thread its a green automaton, who cares

>>36529688
Late afternoon Day3
>having managed to actually get cleaner in his third shower, Anon staggers out into the kitchen, followed closely by a very smug Bicorn
>Uni-darling is putting her freshly-made Leek pie into the oven
>she's smiling and acting happy, but Anon's shattered nerves can detect that deepdown she's not as contented as she tries to appear
>"Hi Sis, I thought I'd give sweet-Anon a bit of a break, maybe take him outside for some fresh air, okay? I thought maybe back up the Park. You know, you were right, it seems like a really special place."
>anon's weakened ears can still hear Uni-sweetness's teeth grinding as she smiles at her sister and replies, " Yes, it's very special. I'm sure you can get a full lot of dark-mana up there... uh, dinner will be ready in about an hour, so hurry back."
>she kisses Anon on the cheek and waves then both off out the door.
>Anon stopped as soon as they reached the street, before they began to turn towards the Park.
>"Uh, can we go somewhere else? Other than the Park, I mean."
>"Hmm, why? Like Sis said it seems very special."
>"Uh, yeah, it is. We...uh, we first did it up there on our third date, and I proposed immediately after, so I'd rather for Uni-honey's sake that we didn't ruin that memory for her...okay?"
>[big sigh] "Well, that will be an incredible piece of dark-mana for you to fuck me there after telling me that. You'll have to do something else very special to make up for that amount of recovery..."
>"Okay. Anything else you want, anywhere else, just not there."
>"Okay, Deal. Hmmm.... now where else could we get so much dark-mana... Hey, was my sister serious when she said the bunny-girl across the street was really slutty?"
>"Uh, yeah. Her husbando died of a heart-attack last year, and since then she's been stealing husbands all over the neighborhood. The local Waifus Committee is about to start a petition to get her Portal-ed."
>"Excellent, then you'll have sex there."
>now Anon was back to 90% confused
>"But she's not just going to let you and me walk in and have sex in her house..."
>"BytheGoddezz, dumb-Anon, not you-and-me, but she'll say 'yes' if it's you-and-her."
>"But the deal was... uh, I can't actually cheat on my Uni-waifu..."
>"The deal was 'anywhere, anything', or do we go to the Park..? [long pause] Okay, so which is the Fuckbunny's place..?"
>[Anon sigh] "Okay, but you can never tell her about this..."
>The house on the opposite corner of the street is small, neat and has a lot of carrots growing in the front garden beds.
>Anon follows the black bicorn as she trots up the path to press the door-bell
>Anon is trying to keep himself hidden between her bulk and the front windows of his house just in case Uni-innocent looks out the window and sees him there.
>Pointless of course, with her sister obviously being there, but logical thought is getting harder for Anon to manage today.
>The door was opened by a slender young grey-fur bunnygirl in a loose t-shirt that hung straight down off a full set of breasts and a pair of tight shorts that barely covered her fluffy-tail at the back.
>Anon's Bicorn sister-in-law doesn't take more than a second to work out exactly how the Bunnygirl's husbando had died. At least poor-Anon had gone happy.
>She smiled sweetly and introduced them.
>"Hi, I'm a Bicorn and this is my friend-Anon from across the street, and I can guarantee you that he's got a really nice thick cock, and we were wondering if maybe you'd like to be fucked senseless for about an hour...?"
>the hot little Bunnygirl opened the door wide enough to fit Anon and a Bicorn through.
2bC 2moro

>>36531595
Don't really care unless the OP pic is one of those god ugly western """art""", if it's from legit mge they can recolor anything and call them whatever they want

>>36531054
>no wings
Fucking dhampir imposters trying to trick vamp fans into their beds

>>36531788
you do know that vamps hide them as well?

>>36531802
a lacks a certain vampiric pride but they don't make mistress of the night like they used to

>>36531841
what thicc tail that monster has

vampires ain't shit, I beat them back on my way to school just like pa, grandpa, great grandpa and the rest of my grandpas did in their days

>>36531940
Belmont...

>>36531686
this just makes me sad now

>>36531940
Tfw our vamphunter realises that old silver-nitrate print photo of 'his Grand-pappy sitting alone in his armchair' was actually taken when the Oldboy was sitting with his darling Vamp-waifu standing proudly by his side and their dozen daughterfus kneeling in an orderly row in front.

>>36531959
Sorry, but Bicorns gotta bicorn

>>36531847
Wings aren’t conducive to cuddling in bed. Like image not being able to lay on your side or back. Better for standing wing hugs.

>>36532043
where can I get holy milk?

>>36532056
at the tap

>>36532056
99% corruption free

>>36531841
Breast envy is underrated

>>36532008
Do bicorns buy corn or do people buy corn from bicorns?

>ywn have an imp imouto, succ onee, demon personal assistant, and devil maid

>>36532099
>tfw there is no holy church of our milky lady

>>36531940
No Belmont, you are the dhampir

>>36532156
There's always the Temple of Hathor

>>36532099
what happened with the 1%? did they drink too much hol milk?

>>36531595
ok

>>36532169
it ain't the same... it ain't the same, man

Please get a archive of our own acc and post the bicorn story there. It makes me sad to even glimpse over it.

what a horny thread

>>36532180
You're right. Hathor has sexy brown fertility priestesses. Clearly superior.

>>36532174
there's environmental contamination and such.
it's a very negligible amount unless you drink absurd quantities of the stuff so i foresee no consequences

>>36532249
Priestesses show off everything, thats boring. Nuns who are milky and are in habits are the better choice

>>36530959
sauce

>>36532288
this, the temptation of a covered body can't be matched.

>>36532099
Prove it.

>>36532245

>>36532296
not that anon but here you go
https://exhentai.org/g/1304420/720429a7b0/

>>36532323
Trampoline accident?

>>36531484
Clearly a Wight Mage

For me it's thighjobs. Regardless of your position (being in front, back or even upside down on her thighs) it needs a lot of bodily contact

>>36532351
a white mage, she doesn't wear white at all

if I got an undead wife would all my other wives become virtually immortal as well?

>>36532362
Yes, everybody gets the highest lifespan among the partners, so an undead wife would make you and your other wives effectvely immortal.

>>36530367
sauce?

>>36532323
Aren't the power lines out of phase with each other? Wouldn't that toast the bapho?

>>36532406
effectively because we could still be killed?

>>36532426
A real man never dies, even when he is killed.

>>36532431
cause dying is gay and no man is an alp

Okay but hear me out. If you fuck some big muscle girl, you will breed a daughter of the same kind. She will eventually outgrow you, treat you like some fragile chick that needs protection and likely punish you with rape if you try to be independent. In sum: you already lose most of your freedom with your wife and this only worsens as the kids enter puberty.
ON THE OTHER HAND if you marry a Baphomet none of that happens. She respects your privacy and you won't have to suffer all the above humiliation.

>>36532468
>all that text
lol, didn't read. gonna fuck my big bogey wife instead cause it made my brain hurt

>>36532468
the sabbath meeting must have ended early today

>>36532468
blaming parenting failures on your wife requires additional introspection

>>36532468
A Baphomet, or any other cute, lovely loli!

>>36532426
Kinda, you would all just come back as undead, which would make you completely immortal. There's also the ritual of soul marriage, which would make you all completely immortal without needing to become undead first.

>>36532468
imagine having a strongfat fetish and bulking up your wife with your cum tho

>>36532468
>>36532492
FOR FREE

>>36532498
I like you, strongfat is the best. strong and soft

>>36532519
Itty-bitty kitty-titty not so itty-bitty no mores

>>36532519
pspspspsps

>>36532519
delicious brown areola

>>36532468
I will impregnate a big muscle girl and if my daughter tries this with me, she'll be reminded I was the one changing her diapers, giving her piggyback rides, and feeding her baby food. And mom doesn't share.

>>36532507
all about the balance man, the stronger she is the softer she should be

>>36532664
GRADE A BEEF

>>36532468
Aren't you too young to be on the internet, tiny goat?

>>36526902
Can they keep up with us when my Living Armor is in Fighter mode? Could the ninjas even keep up with GERWALK mode?

>>36532680
Yes

>>36532754
Are Baphs really really fucking old?

>>36532813
yeah, they are usually among the oldest monsters except for one bapho, Monika

>>36532468
Hey, can you hook me up with some girls from the Kuroferuru Sabbath? I'm sure they're looking for an onii-chan, right?

>>36532468
>big muscle girl
thats why you breed with a big softy

>>36532174
there's just no way to be sure

>>36532886
now that truly is a nun of the church of our holy milky lady

>>36532056
Where can I get holy cunny juice?

>>36532940
go to sabbath church

>>36532940
You can't. Cunny nuns and saintesses get corrupted.

>>36532956
That sounds like it could be comfy.

>>36532959
But they're very good at pretending!

>>36533011
>falling asleep from the bpho preacher babbling on and on about the purity of cunny
>end up getting spanked for not listening to the holy word
still comfy?

>>36532813
Yes, but it's fun to tease them and threat them like children.

>>36533029
>getting spanked
>not being forced to spank the preacher as both punishment and demonstration

>>36533033
I still like to imagine in this picture it's a Bapho aunt with a Satyros niece.

>>36533041
why would I spank the bapho? I was the one who slept and did not listen to the holy word of cunny.

>>36532959
the world is not yet ready for mesugaki nuns

>>36533057
Exactly! If words are not enough to fill one's soul with the glory of cunny, demonstration must be made!

>>36533090
this is why I go to the thicc church instead, I don't want to spank nuns, I want to get spanked by nuns

>>36533112
I don't want to be spanked by nuns, I want a group of loli nuns and lolis in Catholic schoolgirl outfits to ask me to punish them for their naughty thoughts.

Why do you all make a mockery of the holy institution of the Church and its devout followers? Nuns are chaste, pious women of the Chief God. They are not meant for you to satisfy your desires of the flesh. Whenever you think impure thoughts about them, an angel weeps.

>>36533216
I want to wipe the tears off their eyes... and then impregnate them!

>>36533216
bring on the cherubim

>>36533216
You day that but we all know angels are so sex-starved they won’t stop riding you for centuries

>>36533216
What would a MGE Hayyoth be like?

>>36533216
>an angel weeps.
because they are seething
on another note, does angel tears make good lube?

>>36533216
What is meant to satisfy my desires of the flesh?

>>36533216
cause nun sexy and make pp hard

>>36533279
a happy marriage with your (human) childhood friend!

>>36526883
I used to think I had a breeding fetish
but nowadays I'm pretty sure it's just the pleasure of cumming inside that I care about
actual babymaking I'm pretty ambivalent about

>>36533301
>human
>actually an angel is disguise

>>36533319
well, this is this and that's that

>>36533319
Anon. Shut up and just put your dick in the circles with eyes.

>>36533216
>a mockery
nonsense, I am improving it

>>36533307
>the pleasure of cumming inside

>>36526874

>>36533384
amazingly cute, would headpat before I run away from winterstown

>>36533372
yes. it feels good on my cock to ejaculate while warm wet pussy is squeezing around it.
is that really so controversial a view to require greenwording?

>>36533412
Anon was pointing out it reminded him of the "pleasure of being cummed inside" meme.

>>36532417
Lets just assume she is protected by magic and nothing bad will happen to her.

>>36533412
This >>36533430 perhaps I should have added a "kek" there

>>36532664
>>36532680
>>36532808
How can anyone say they have a good life if they don't live in a farm with a venus cow wife?

>>36533484
by living a life in a convent filled with venus monster nuns

>>36526874

>>36533484
By living in an alchemy lab with cute, petite, pubescent fiendesses.

Big girls need big love!

>tfw fat manlet with a teenie weenie
Not even a monstergirl would want me ;-;

>>36533523
k

>>36533509
>t. man just rewarded with cunny

>>36533499
Acceptable answer

>>36533340
shut it Roland, your angel is not coming back

>>36533576
:(

>>36533484
Don't like lolis, don't like Venusi, just give me my waifu and a nice home and I'm good.

>>36533523
demonic energy changes men's bodies to better suit their wives' taste, the most common of changes being a bigger cock. Kindly stop sadposting on a wish fulfillment thread or at least follow it with posting bogeys.

>>36533484
>anon doesn't know what venus body is

>>36533587
she is gone, forever gone

>>36533624
are LoR and LC threads still allowed here?

story about gnome when?

>>36533620
>metal owl
>not venus

>>36533638
you say it like that has ever stopped anyone

I love my wife

>>36533663
I don't want to be a bother. also, she's by far my favourite abnormality.

I for one welcome our new mofu overlords

Inlove my wife!

>>36533638
never heard of those two

>>36533687
I didn't know it was possible to get that ugly yet here we are.

I love my wife!

the fuck is going on?

>>36533666
>>36533687
You okay there?

>>36533710

>>36533717
Genius over there fucked up his post.

>>36533698
Library of Ruina and Lobotomy Corporation, "That's that and this is this" is the catchphrase of the former's protagonist. Not really monster girl adjacent for the most part and its devs are korean.

>>36533717
Jinko is having trouble posting because of her big meaty paws.

>>36533724
>>36533717

Sorry, had to delete due fucking typos and repost.

>>36533730
thank you

>>36533725
I've heard of Jeep bitches before but I've never actually seen a drawing of one.

>>36533740
no problem, I do recommend giving them a look as they are quite well made.

>>36533725
>>36533710

>>36533656
When you write it.
>in greentext ofc

God what I wouldn't give to live with a Galcies/Tsurara/Ice Queen or all 3 at the same time. The sun can go fuck itself with its heat.

>>36533737
kek

>>36533750
eh fuck you, I love the sun

>>36533758
If you love it so much go marry it

>>36533770
I will and I will make many more suns to spite you

>>36533780
With enough ice mamono I can constantly lower the temperature to a comfortable degree no matter the amount of suns

>>36533791
we could stop global warming, bros...

>>36531686
Greentext/Spoilertext
Day3 still - about an hour and a half later
>Anon opens the front-door and looks across the street.
>its dark now, and the front windows are brightly lit
>"Uh, MissBunny, can we use your backdoor?"
>[giggle] "Again? Sure, anytime Anon-stud. And you can go out through the garden too if you like."
>out the gate an in the side-street, Anon stops again
>"Okay, now you can never tell Uni-sweetie anything about this - ever."
>"Of course, why would I stop our fun? So, we get our story straight now. We went out, we didn't go to the park, you came three times - impressive, actually, and you don't even have to tell her that part if she doesn't ask, and she won't ask for any details - we come home, we eat her yummy leek-pie. Simple, and it's not even a lie, technically."
>Anon composes himself and they walk back into his street and into his happy-home to his loving Uni-waifu."
>Uni-innocence is in one of her best dresses, she's done her hair especially in a fancy roll, she hands Anon a cold beer she must have freshly poured as she heard him coming up the steps, everything is 'perfect'.
>so perfect it actually physically hurts
>"Hi, Sis, so how was the Park?"
>"Actually we didn't go there, your-Anon wanted to go wandering about, so he did it elsewhere..."
>Bicorn-Sis stopped talking, her sister had stopped listening at the first part, so that was that.
>somehow Anon doesn't drop his beer as she folds him in her warmest Uni-angel hug of gratitude.
>the Uni-hug feels wonderful, everything else inside Anon feels like shit
>an ecstatic Uni-housewaifu floats towards the dining table, towing the other two behind her
>her Bicorn-sis leans into Anon's ear as he is seated and Uni wafts out to bring the pie.
>"See? That's all she wanted to know, and see how happy you've made her... and me, and the bunny. Everybody's happy. Easy, wasn't it?"
>Anon's dinner tasted wonderful, his Uni-waifu was radiant, the conversation was happy and light, and he still felt like shit
>Anon sat in his favourite armchair as the Sisters-together cleared up in the kitchen
>Anon's outside was calm but inside all that shit was churning
>What if she tells her? Just a simple 'oh, we went across the street and fucked the bunnyslut instead'. Anon will be fucked, not just fucking.
>his thought train-wreck is interrupted when the two sisters re-emerge
>the dark-Bicorn is smiling and holding a large bowl of ice-cream

>>36533624
Endless Library demon realm when?

>>36533748

And while this one is my wife, here you have profile pic Jinko so anons can live the dream too.

>>36533791
the ice shall fall and it will be summer all day everyday

Hunt strong girls

What's a good monstergirl for when you're hungover and feeling like shit

>>36533828
doesn't it usually go the other way around?

>>36533838
Girls strong hunt?

>>36526874
Pick your fox.

>>36533858
uh, maybe?

>>36533872
left

>>36533832
Barometz will let you some of her juice, it has vitamins and stuff.
>>36533838
Usually yes, but some strong girls do like when you show initiative.

>>36526874

>>36533730
I see those games pop up once a while in /v/. How are they?

>>36533412
>imaginary tales are routinely greentexted

>>36533949
>Barometz will let you some of her juice, it has vitamins and stuff.
I could use some right now

>>36533832
Somewhere multiply-fluffy to curl up until it all goes away?

Which Sabbath has the best coffee for onii-chans?

>>36534024
shirotuko

>>36534024
Marune has coffee made fresh from the coffea plants on the farm.

>>36533972
personally I love them. LC is you managing an scp-like facility in order to produce energy, you give command to employees to do one of 4 different work types on the abnormalities or supress them (or each other) if they break out/go insane. working on abnormalities generates energy boxes which you use to unlock information on them ( name and damage type, breakout counter and conditions, tips and preffered work ttpes) or equipment which you can use on your employees. you need to generate a given amount of energy every ingame day, it has missions and every few works something happens. you're expected to do resets btw, you keep the equipment, research/mission rewards and unlocked info but lose employees and abnos.
LoR is a card and dice rolling battles game, easier to explain. both have great stories although a bit grindy. (sorry, I got excited while writing LC's part)

>>36534053
Shirokuto does sound likely.

>>36534064
Not a big fan of Marune. Don't like oppai and don't like farms.

>>36529243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WXYajeP9TE

Kaiba is the ultimate in waifufaggot performance.

>Has the only three known copies of the Blue Eyes White Dragon card
>Turned the likeness of his most powerful servant into a jet so he could be inside of his wife
>Sacrificed a motherfucking God to summon her after she called out to him in a match
>Seduced her human form in his previous incarnation in ancient Egypt, to the point she willingly gave up her human body to become his most powerful servant. Given that Kisara's Ba and Ka were BOTH the Dragon.
>Given that The Duel Monsters world is a very real place, Kisara/Blue Eyes is just waiting for Kaiba to tear open the fabric of the dimensional barrier to be with her so he could beat Atem at a children's card game

>>36533748

Either you are a miget or she is over 2 meters.

I wanna lose to a lamia

I want to lose to a hakutaku

>>36534091
Even the smallest tiger species averages about 2.2 meters.

>>36533949
How come you can post that edit I made without people losing their shit but when I post it a bunch of WRONG people yell at me

>>36534159
NO BROOOOO

>>36534171
And there are always at least two of them!

I want to make a JC succ lose

>>36534176
life isn't fair

holy water is just angel girlcum

>>36533513
Going to buy her grammar books.

>>36534248
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>36534180
Real lamias don't have asses. The girl in the pic is an imposter.

Anyways, I'd rather be raped by her mouth and long tongue

>>36534256
no wonder monsters run after you toss jars of it at them

>>36534263
Based

>>36531054
>"Servant, make me another coffee, black and bleeding."
>(Black coffee with some of your blood added)

>>36531054
new house, who dis?

>Strongsoft jinko trying to convince her daughters that she was trim and ripped at one point before the litters.

>>36534182
Clever girls.