/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sakuya: You know, Koakuma has been asking for tips for her services...

Remilia: If you employed her you should pay her properly~!

Patchouli: Erm... But I never employed her...

Sakuya & Remilia: Wha... Then... Who employed her...?

Board: Welcome
Text: Headquarters of the Marisa's World Creation Club

Chairman(badged): What a sad affair it is that we have a spy amongst us, a detective sent from the Chief Judge Office of the Paradise...

Chairman: It is you?!

Chairman: It is you?!

Chairman: It is you?!
(Name give a way: ?? of ???? ????? ?????????)
(Long title and long name)

(It might help if you have seen the previous one about the Yama on the moon...)

That's all /jp/.
He released 3 today. Quite impressive.

>>3649078
Is that a picture of Chen on the wall?

>>3649076
>(You have to had seen the previous one to understand this one.)

Chen and Tewi tricked Alice last year. This year they trick her again with a cardboard.

BTW, "usa" is what Tewi says all the time, much like Marisa's "da ze"

>>3649082
>(It might help if you have seen the previous one about the Yama on the moon...)

The Yama's long title and long name is from this one.
Pretty much translates to: The Highest Chief Judge of the Paradise - Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

>>3649110
"usa" is short for "usagi", which just means rabbit.
So Tewi just says "rabbit" all the time after her sentences.

This is what Siki really looks like in bkub's mind.

>>3649160

>>3649076

>Tewi
>Green Lantern

OH GOD /CO/ AND /JP/ COLLIDE

>>3649076

>>3649213
Nice! I forgot to translate the titles, but you worked it out, thanks!

>>3649220
Well, in that case, could you translate the titles on the other two?

That's a really corny joke from bkub.
Come back when he's got some actual funny stuff.

Like maido series.

>>3649235
2. Uninvited Guest
3. Mission Horror

>>3649249
Or "terrifying mission", something like that.

>>3649244
It's something to do with Halloween.
bkub is doing something for us westerners.

>>3649244
They are all to do with Halloween. (Trick or Treat, Mysterious guests in the house, Mysterious guest/spy aka horror)

bkub is doing something for us westerners.

>>3649252
I think "Scary Mission" fits the translation too.

>>3649130
YAMA ZANA DOOOO

>>3649254
That and a damn Flintstones joke of all things earlier, I wonder if he was touched when he found out he actually has western fans while over in the US

>>3649288
You forgot to comment on this too.

>>3649078
Remilia is drawn completely different from the way she was in the "Pad-O-Mime" one.

>>3649130
>>3649160
Oh God lol'd! Why on earth does he get that impression from Siki?!

Batman, why are you wearing Sikieiki's hat? In fact, what are you doing in Gensokyo?

>>3649297
i tried

>>3649299
At first I thought it was Batman wearing Ayas hat…

>>3649297
Because of how huge she is in PoFV.

>>3649292
"LOOK, SPONGEBOB. IT IS THE SPONGE BOB."

BOB~ BOB~

>>3649305
Her sprite is just about the same size as any other character's. Besides, Komachi is officially "bigger" than her in every way....

>>3649312
And she was second only to Komachi in height in PoFV.

>>3649300
I think that's the reason why bkub does that.

Muscular Meiling V.S, Muscular Shikieiki

HEAVEN OR HELL

>>3649294
He's gone from everything either being an adult or Chen with a different face to everybody having their own personal retarded moe.

I like bkub's style. It's unconventional.

now i want to see Shikieiki judging everyone with her first ! "GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY, you are already judged !"

>Fanon Alice swooning over Marisa (that's the joke!)
>Bizarre drawing style
>Not funny
And yet you guys would worship bkub but bash non-Japanese artists who do that, right?

>>3649612
Whoever you are in Another Dream, we don't like you or your art. Stop drawing. Thank you.

>>3649612
Yeah, /jp/ suck the cock of anything that comes out of Japan, but I do like bkub for its drawing style. Just like the Umineko style, at first I was like "what the shit?" and then I started to appreciate it.

>>3649612
Pretty much, yeah.
Now go back to pooshlmer with your 12 years old friends.

>>3649636
Can you be any more of a sad faggot?

>>3649636
What about the Aki Sisters project?

...

Wait, forgot about that. ;_; What's it called and anyone have a link?

How many /jp/ers contributed to that?

>>3649674
I skimmed that and the quality on the english stuff was pretty good. Contrasted with AD which I read once and it made me shit blood for a week.

>>3649674
Aki Sisters Anthology

http://www.mediafire.com/?jij4y5z5zzk
http://www.mediafire.com/?dhnwmnjyjdv

>How many /jp/ers contributed to that?
Two, I believe. Anonymous of Colombia/Canada wrote a script, Anonymous of California illustrated it, and they submitted it.

>>3649674
Faggot.

I like bkub for the surreal (but not gross) art and jokes. But some of his stuff just isn't funny.

>>3649689
>>3649695
Thanks! I had planned to get my drawing act together and do something but never got around to it. It's unfortunate, but currently I'm only good at drawing shojo-style bishonen and shotas. Don't ask. I could have done a genderblend but I'm really not into that, and I didn't want to do that to the poor Aki sisters.

Colombia and Canada Anon are the same?

>>3649711
No.

>>3649695
Also, by "Anonymous of California" do you mean MaullerMauller? I recalling seeing an Aki comic by him.

>>3649711
Do you have a DA account? Or can we otherwise see some of your stuff?

>>3649728
No. Their drawing styles are clearly different. MaullarMaullar doesn't live in California anymore either. I'm not sure what happened to that Aki Sisters comic Maullar drew, it wasn't in the Anthology.

>>3649711
>Colombia and Canada Anon are the same?
No. AoC is AoC.

>>3649757
Nope, back when I was a manga fanatic and drew often I didn't have a tablet, and by the time I got a tablet I got into /jp/ stuff which also sapped my will to draw. Alas...

I might start drawing again after I fetch my tablet from home in December though. Hope I've still got it. I never really tried serious comic format though, so it'd be a new challenge for me. But hey, if there's ever a project like this again, I might just participate.

Also, I really don't know most of these places that people seem to think people are from like Gaia or Deviant Art. Is DA really that bad; should I look for a different place if I ever decide to draw and upload? What are some of its pros and cons?

Someone edit the remaining two pages please?

>>3649817
Go to DA if you want your dick sucked. Try conceptart.org or eatpoo.com if you want to improve.

>>3649927
Whoops, I was playing Black and White 2 again. Totally forgot about Photoshop being open in the background.

>>3649082
>(Name give a way: ?? of ???? ????? ?????????)
Yeah, fuck that.

>>3649155
Usa means lie. Japanese are so punny.

>>3650344
>Black and White 2

Good or Evil?

>>3650487
Good to my people, evil to everyone else.

>>3650479

No, uSO means lie.

>>3649932
If those places are anything like /ic/ you'd be better off on DA either way, because mindless words of encouragement are better than baseless critique.

>>3650479
>>3651140
Half agreed with both of you.
It is apparent that Tewi is deliberately using the short form of "rabbit", and a corrupted but close-sounding form of "lie".

In other words, "uso" is a pun that serves both causes.

>>3650479
>>3651140
Half agreed with both of you.
It is apparent that Tewi is deliberately using the short form of "rabbit", and a corrupted but close-sounding form of "lie".

In other words, "usa" is a pun that serves both causes when she says it.

>>3652563
so usO means lie according to the dictionary
and usaGI means rabbit according to the dictionary.
usA in the dictionary actually has a meaning too: gloom; melancholy
but that doesn't fit tewi when she says it

>>3652580
I want to see translators changing Tewi's "USA" sentence-endings to "GLOOMY", so whenever she says something she adds the word "GLOOMY" at the end of it.

>>3652580
>>3652563
Any other /jp/ anon disagrees and wants to argue with them?

>>3652641
I agree with GLOOMY

>>3649244
<--

>>3649189
>OH GOD /CO/ AND /JP/ COLLIDE

Deadpool cameod in an earlier comic.

>>3652580
usA in the dictionary actually has a meaning too: gloom; melancholy

>>3652787
Maybe Tewi is just referring to Haruhi.

>>3652766
all evidence indicates that bkub is not japanese

>>3652787
うさ = The United States of America

>>3652823
He's a reverse weeaboo.

>>3652837
First time I've ever seen one.

>>3652837
Makes sense.

>>3652848
It's more likely than you think.

LOL I didn't notice

Also I think Tewi is dressed as Micky Mouse, correct?

>>3652895
Oh god, like I didnt already want to have sex with her.

>>3652909
Nazrin, i mean.

>>3652895
Truth

>>3652938
I just vomited. I need to take my pills.

>>3652938
oh god
Is this Japan's revenge for our shitty anime fandom?

>>3652938
patchoulivomits.jpg

>>3652954
>>3653382
>>3653420
It's just one piece of fanart, Christ.

Though it IS in the middle of a hardcore straight shota/pregnancy fetish hentai comic.

>>3652954
>>3653382
>>3653420
It's just one piece of fanart, Christ.

Though it IS in the middle of a hardcore straight shota/pregnancy fetish hentai manga.