/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36506664

What's there to see and do in the Snake pit casino?

Exotic kot

AAAAAA HAKUTAKU HAG ON (MY) AREA WHEN I WANT A BIG FUCKING MILKY COW TEACHER

>>36506692
that is a fucking mood, m8

How would you spend your weekend afternoon with your monster girl wife?

>>36506723
head resting on tits, sitting on her lap

>>36506664
I often do this with my wife, I call it kiss tag because I run and hide

>>36506711
Nine! The answer is nine!

>>36506771
nine what?

wulf girls are good girls

what would you do if a monster has been stalking you ever since you were born and decided to reveal herself the day when you turned legal? And she has truly fallen for you and knows everything about you, to the way you love to sleep to all your fetishes.

>>36506777
yes

I like them big

>>36506777
it must be by divine decree for those digits ordain it so

>>36506822
I like 'em chunky

They seem pissed off

>>36506822

I can't cum anymore, let me rest...

Need Shog edit

>for 7 payments of $77.77 on the seventh day of every month, you can get your very own nunbot
>She will pray, heal you, cook for you, worship you, and make more faithful to you
>She also boasts holy milk that can be used against any monster you may come across
>Order now and I'll throw in another nun bot model, 2P
>2P specializes in exercising unholy monsters and blessing weapons and objects with holiness
>Don't dally, dial 1-777-7777

>>36506775
Uhhh

Nine nines!

>>36506862
Not yet

>>36506910
>2B and 2P with nun outfits
Don't do this to me

>>36506864
Make the condom grow a shog eye or something instead of getting thrown

>>36506731
Boobs and thigh pillows are the best.

Unsealing the evil fox only to discover that she became a lazy hag

>>36506964
ain't that all of them?

>>36506731
I prefer burying my head in my worm's soft tummy, although she has the benefit of wrapping herself around me.

>>36506964
All hags are lazy

They just sleep and/or eat all day

Why this thread adores them I'll never know.

>>36506964
Laziness is the most vile of evils

>>36506983
they are soft

>>36506983
Hags are cute!

>>36506983
It`s the prime disposition for a Broodmother. You don`t want this (Soon to be) pregnant lady randomly moving about and missing meals, do you?

>>36506965
Some become lolibabas.
>>36506983
They sound pretty relatable.

>>36507016
so they larp?

>>36507024
At least there's a chance she won't be lazy.

>>36506946
I begging you...

>>36507036
Please assume the position.

>>36507011
Hags are lazy and expect to be pampered

I am more than fine with being claimed by a strong, musclebound, dominant Amazon and submitting to her, but I expect to hear her from time to time directly say she loves me.

>>36506692

>>36506864
I need a Troll edit

>>36507157
worth it

>>36507223
i just noticed the wock mouths have pillows

>>36507165
you better make sure she follows her end of the deal
>wife has company over
>you're serving them drinks and snacks like a good sub husband
>your wife loudly brags how great she is about conquering you
>you loudly clear your throat and sternly look at her
>she blushes a bit and stutters that she loves her husband out loud
>you'll pay for it later, but you smugly head back into the kitchen

>>36506932
Go home Cirno. Your birthday is over, you should sober up.

>>36507181
It isn't fair...

>>36507239
I was thinking of her saying it to my face, especially when making love, but for this I would go extra mile to please her.

The ideal size difference.

>>36507329
all that woman, would make a man go mad

>>36507329

>>36507329
Nah that's too close to /d/ shit for me.

>>36506777
It's extremely frustrating when SauceNAO does not comply. Awoo.

dummy thicc ninjas

>>36507364
How does she sneak around with boobs that big? Must be one of those socialite kunoichi.

>>36507397
Special stealth ninja techniques. The boobs also allow her to suffocate man to subsequently shove them inside her tight suit and silence them

>>36507364
>knocks over vases with her booty
>gets stuck in windows or other small spaces
>thinks she's hiding behind a tree when everyone can clearly see the thicc
>makes other ninjas seethe cause she managed to "assassinate" her target and get a husband
>she says it was her awesome ninja skills but the truth is that she tripped and fell boob-first into anon

>>36507397
Truth be told she's been retired for a while; raising all those little ninjas hasn't left her much time to practice being a ninja herself.

>>36507397
why not hide in plain sight?

>>36506769
She can just sniff the semen inside your balls

>>36507474
I love running and my wife loves chasing me down to brutally rape me

How is this not some kind of trick or a prank? What is this Cheshire planning?

>>36506964
The sad part is, she didn’t become lazy until she found out about central air conditioning.

>Another anti-male law has been passed in my country, which further helps women to accuse a man of pseudo-rape
>Also 90% of judges in my countrty are womans, who doesn't care did you really rape someone or not. One report is enough
>Now bitches start blackmail random males which never have touching any woman in their lifes
Sometimes i just wanna make suicide and get isekaid in MGE or similiar male-friendly MGs-universe...

>>36507488
smothering

>>36507488
>What is this Cheshire planning?
pregnancy

>>36507490
The hell

>>36507490
didn't ask

>>36507490
Look on the bright side: if they're going to accuse you of raping them anyway then you've basically got no reason not to go out and actually rape them.

>>36507490
SK?

>>36507488
>What is this Cheshire planning?
She’s planning out her life together with (you) even down to the names of her 23 daughterus.

>>36507525
>only 23
those some rookie numbers, I want 1000 daughters

>>36507536
anon, calm down, the 23 is just the first batch

>>36507458
That was actually a real thing. Historically female "ninjas" would be assassins that hid in plain sight, often posing as a maid, servant, or even concubine. Additionally I've heard that their combat attire, if ever they did fight head on was highly revealing in an attempt to distract their target.

>>36507550
>>36507550
No I am doubling down, I want 1,000,000 daughters

>>36507488
I don't know if I can handle thicc cat of this caliber bros

>>36507608
You'll be wanting the devil bugs then.

>>36507488
to be a cow

>>36507621
Don't worry, the thicc will handle you.

Imagine seeing your own kids as a statistic.
You deserve human girls.

>>36507661
what kids? my balls don't work

>>36507488
I want to stick my face between her tits

>>36507521
You mean South Korea?

Has Aya ever NOT spit absolute facts?
Bros... I think tengu might be the best...

>>36507681
Yes

>>36507681
nah, it stands for Sri lanKa

>>36507488
To smother you all day and night long. At home, at Hatter's tea parties, even when out shopping.

>>36507697
Unfortunately, it`s Russia.

>>36507759
But memes taught me in Soviet Russia the girls rape the men

>>36507759
lmao just do heroin like everyone else, retard.

>>36507759
Wow, didn't know Russia had those problems.

>>36506910
>anon is browsing their online store
>"Oh, you can even pick what god they worship."
>selects Hathor
>a week later, anon is adventuring with two fertility goddess robo nuns who dote on him

>>36507809
Heroin is a luxury in Russia. Regular folks have to settle for krokodil.

>>36507852
Oh that's the shit that makes your skin rot off, right? Fucking wew that sounds rough.

>>36507852
Go old-school and make some poppy kompot.

>>36507809
>>36507852
What the fuck ever happened to drinking until you back out?

>>36507895
Ruskies got tolerant to the drink so they chase other highs.

>>36507824
Please stop posting pictures of me in the thread.

>>36507824
Well, Russian woman is the most male-hating species of women and i don't know why. Even american or european feminists not this sick as them.

>>36507759
Какой закон?

>>36507832
>anon is exploring an underground ruin, he falls
>the two robo nuns catch him right between their tits
>Anon pops a boner
>"Master seems to have elevated stress levels, its best we relieve them right now, answer y/n for treatment"
>mmh
>"Very well, treatment shall begin right now
>Anon now has a nipple from each in his mouth while the both of the robo nuns jerk him off

>>36507832
what if I choose the omnissah?

>>36506777
I recognize that panel. Good taste.

>>36508051
A cyborg MG-GF is on her way to your home.

Pet it, or else.

>>36508198
>tfw no mini kiki to brighten my day

>>36508198
>has a hidden ak in her tail

>>36507852
When did Russia become so shitty? It was a wonderful country full of very nice people back when I visited in the early 2000's.

>>36508051
They lament your inability to become one with the Machine, but are content that your fleshy penis can still be of use in serving the Machine God

>>36508198
Always.
Good kikis get good rewards.

>>36508248
how?

>>36508198
Sorry, busy with shog

>>36508255
By filling his faithful with your "Motive Force."

>>36508248
>Omnisabbath

Shut up stupid cow

>>36508304
Who does this human woman think she's fooling. She needs to take a milk tank of holst milk and come back once she's monsterized.

>>36508293
>they hate all "old hags" and fleshies as well

>>36508358
>Breasts are just a sign of your meat's inefficiency, it means you are closer to death and the loss of whatever knowledge your crude mind may have held.
>Look at this chassis, sleek and efficient steel with tactically placed synthetic flesh for the needs of my husband. I am ageless, eternal, and one step closer to perfection.

The Kobold mage wants to join your party!

>>36508381
I'd much rather have an old hag with lots of ancient, big, heavy upgrades that she's collected over centuries than some neophyte with a body too small to support so much tech. Plus, I hear Magos Fertilia has a secret daughter STL housed in her auto-womb. She just needs a young fleshy to help activate it.

>>36508425
I'd like to test her magical capabilities before she joins. Can she cast Enlarge on her chest?

>>36508425
already got a mage

>>36508430
>Dark Mage (Magos? Not THAT kind of Dark Magos) that has spent centuries augmenting her body with magictech upgrades to the point that the only thing still organic about her is bits of her brain, her spine, and the ovaries she keeps swimming in juevenaunts.
>"You, male. I have noticed your eye movements lingering over the upper torso armor of my frame with increasing instances over the past few minutes. I am offering you the opportunity to converse of a caffinated drink."

man, I'm so sick of w40k that anything slightly related to it just bores me...

>>36508425
Can she throw bricks at people?

>>36508198
Behave, or you're fired.

>>36508446
Good luck with somatic spell components.

>>36508484
Why not bring up something else then?

>>36508484
Would you prefer a Cybran waifu?

>>36508257

>>36508463
>while her upgraded body is pretty thicc, anon didn't expect nearly 450 lbs of heavy metal and synthflesh to come slamming down on his weak, biological pelvis

>>36508577
>drinking her milk completely fixes the damage

>>36508524
you are right, should have let the topic die by itself. I admit I wanted to vent.
>>36508534
Sure.

>>36508577
>See, this is why organics are weak.
>.....So same time tomorrow?

>>36508654
>anon's pelvis, bed and floor are broken, but the spirit is willing

>>36508577
>Anon becomes just another fixture of her massive frame, located on one of the niches carved out of her left pauldron.

I am in desperate need of imp cuddles.

>>36508665
>Your strength of spirit belies your fallible meat.
>I will enjoy reconstructing your hips.
The awkward part comes when you ask her what her species is.

>>36508688
>implying lilims are relevant
Pretty good joke mate.

>>36508732
I'm honestly a bit more scared of the :) than the >:D

>>36508688
Fuck you, I have not spent a single cent to get a woman's attention.

>>36508688
>"s-simps..." says the lilim
>as she can only watch as anons fawn over foxes and demons and other better girls

I wanna huff bug mofu! Not fox mofu!

Touhou has their 5 hags, what is MGE's 5 hags?

>>36508842
>fawning over foxes and demons
I'm the guy standing in the corner with hurting feet waiting to go home

I don’t think I’ve seen a single dragon in this thread

>>36508784
At least it lets you know that she finds your jokes funny, even if she's rolling her eyes outwardly.

>>36508953
There's a wock up there.

>>36506664

>>36508953
Come on,
>>36507223
>>36507157
I know Jabberwock is a hag, and fat, and lazy, but you don't need to be THAT mean to her!

>>36508923
On top of my head I can only think of Deonora.

Asked KC which monsters would target me if I were to wear a sign that I am looking for a tall muscled girl to protect me, his reply were that aside from specific individuals from any race that are muscled, the races that would think that's delicious and attack you are "Minotaur, Ogre, Amazoness, Hellhound, etc." So for guys that like tall muscle girls there you have it, aside from the Minotaur which all should be muscular, KC thinks Hellhounds, Ogres and Amazons have a lot of tall muscle girls. About Jinkos, KC said that because they are a gentleman they would come at you worried that you might be attacked by monster girls for wearing that and ask if you if you are okay with that. Depending on the wording of the translation, they either not attack you only if they are not in heat or they will not attack you regardless if they are in heat or not, as they are too much of a gentleman and will be too worried about you. Of course, from there you can get to know her better. So Jinkos are huge whiteknights.

>>36508995
>About Jinkos, KC said that because they are a gentleman they would come at you worried that you might be attacked by monster girls for wearing that and ask if you if you are okay with that.
Yep, best girls confirmed.

>>36508995
>So Jinkos are huge whiteknights.
Thats precious

>>36508923
wait, touhoubonly has 5 hags? That can't be right...

>>36508995

Surely Jinkos realize that just because they are nice girls, that doesn't mean they are entitled to sex, right?

Yeeeeah!
That's awesome Chen!

>>36508922
Fluffy, but dangerous!

>>36508550
I am going to have to punish my kiki for that.

>>36508842
>"S-simps..." says the lilim
>"No, imps!" I correct her, as the sigil etched into my hand glows, summoning my petite fiendesses to my side

>>36509040
well, I'd give a little kiss on the cheek, as thanks

>>36508688
I can smell the Little Ceasar's and simp rage that must have attracted from a mile away.

>>36508922
Bumblebees are thicc and fluffy, they need to be appreciated.

>>36508784
contemplating the ocean of malign intent behind that placid smile sometimes keeps me up at night

>>36509068
>toys KDF's daughteru would have

>>36508688
>simping for lims is just trying to stop their evil plans

>>36508995
Gonna call a jinko submissive and breedable for being that much of a whiteknight

>>36508688
Honk honk.

>>36506664

>THUMP
>TSSSSssssss...

>>36508688
I'm not the one who is subbed to my onlymonsters, so point that finger right at yourself, lim

Be wary, word spreads quickly between Monsters.

>>36509205
>it
Rude.

>>36509225
Don't bully, maybe they haven't seen a Human before.

>>36509235
damn, what crazy things would monsters who have never seen a human think of us

>>36509205
>gossip at the Shortstack Guild

>>36506723
Probably killing all humans

>>36506723
cuddling, screwing, showering eachother, and the laundry

>>36508550
A kiki/vampire hybrid would be fun to watch

>>36509081
Whore.

>>36509345
zombiekiki and jubjubkiki intrigue me

>>36509272
>some guild members are waiting in line at the item shop when they notice "that" Anon in line behind them
>he's so tall, they instinctively start getting aroused and can't stop staring at the outline of the trouser snake bulging his pant leg
>Anon later gets some new party member requests

>>36509384
>jubjubkiki
>keeps mopping up the same spot on the floor because her pussy juices won't stop dripping
>has a hard time getting work done because she wants to either fuck Master or masturbate to the thought of Master

>>36509418
>Hauu...

>>36509461
Poor jubkiki. She probably feels bad that she can't focus on maid duties because of her burning desire for her Master. I wonder if she'd calm down a bit if she got pregnant with Master's baby. Though, then you'd have to keep her constantly pregnant so she can keep working properly...

Still waiting on a Bandersnatch girl. If Jabberwock and Jubjub exist, so too should the Bandersnatch.

>>36509517
your frumious girl is on the someday list

>>36509044

>>36509517
I need a big, bad Bandersnatch.

Worship desert cat with your penis

>>36509761
That crotch flap design makes her look like she's the one who has a dick.

>>36509867
nah it's just a sign telling you where to put yours

>>36509867
it's quite unfortunate

>>36509761
nah, gimme tropic cat

>>36509761
is that a dude?
i dont see a bulge but that mars symbol is giving me mixed signals.

>>36509899
nonono, anon, it's like in the context of a male's bathroom

>>36509946
do im supppose to pee on her?

>do im supppose

>>36509867
>>36509899
I know what the artist was going for, but they really should have chosen a different fertility symbol. But yes, Catgirls are welcome.

>>36509953
She's not even angry, she's just crying quietly in the corner

>>36509953
it's the onset of symptoms.
mamanomana + toxoplasmosis makes you a cats dumb breeding slave.

>>36509950
no, anon, you're supposed to "enter". you put the symbol on the door, not on the stall/toilet

>>36509985
so avoid cat girls at all costs then?

>>36510019
Nah, Toxoplasmosis is a meme and can be easily treated.

>>36508995
Based KC

>>36510039
Thanks for the info Greilia-chan.

You Are Already Snugged.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, get snug with a monster girl on a cool summer night.
If you don't You're just asking for one to break in

>>36510153
How is she going to save me from the cold if she's cold?

>>36506664

>>36510250
i like to think beanpole vs fertility goddess is the most reliable way to tell an elf from a corrupted elf

>>36510039
Grelia-chan, what are the health benefits of cunny?

>>36508688
I'd simp for Mari all day and night.
I wanna breed her whore pussy so badly

>>36509594
Chen won't stay young forever y'know.

>>36509761

Already taken

>>36509761

>>36510153
Gonna pin her down and cuddle her fluff tunnel gently

>>36509761

Already taken

Imagine having a beastgirl gf. That time of the year comes and while she tries to hide her sopping-wet cunt, she just can't bear it. Every fiber of her being is screaming for semen, and her pussy feels empty. She instinctively knows there should be a dick there.

Her head is full of nothing but daydreams of being pushed against a wall and fucked senseless. The only thing that will bring her relief is a tsunami of sperm flowing into her womb.

>>36510455
bully those dumb beastgirls

How do I make vampries that lost to dhampirs feel better?

>>36510492
use your dick

>>36510487

I like to imagine when they hit their breaking point and just take what they want.

>>36510487
replacing a cheshires estrus suppressing hormone pills with placebos is a grand prank

>>36510527
The true prank is her raping you senseless and before you pass out whispering that they were placebos the whole time.

>>36508995
Jinko’s entry:
>Normally, they don't attack human men. However, during mating season it's another story.
>When in heat, their monster blood awakens, and their bodies flush. The lust is so powerful, that even with their willpower they can't control it, and they aggressively seek men with the intent to indulge in pleasure. There's a much longer period between mating cycles compared to other beastmen, but it is said that once they go into heat, it's extreme to the point that sometimes they must have sex more than 100 times to satisfy themselves, perhaps as a reaction to suppressing their "female" side the whole time until then.
Then goes on about female desires and all followed by:
>Even when such a strong desire takes root, they maintain self-control through sheer willpower and at a glance appear to be just as pure as ever, except during mating season.
Meaning all their white knighting wouldn’t mean anything during mating season. Their willpower crumble even for all the training they did. (You) are basically a rabbit, and she is a tiger.

>>36510492
Finder the vampire's husband to cheer her up. I mean she has to have one given the she had a dhampir daughter.

>>36508995
I want to be the perfect husbando for a whiteknight Jinko.

>>36510616
i'm sure it's fine if the tiger and rabbit are good friends that respect each others boundaries

All this jinko talk remind me of that WN of the human pilot in a reverse gender role alien army.
All the vuld women were tall kemonomimi horny as fuck with aphrodisiac saliva. And their birth gender rates were women to men 10:1. And if they had a child with a human it’s be 100% vuld.
So in spite of being one of the, if not the de facto, best pilot in the army, they still kept saying stuff like “a man can’t be a pilot it’s too dangerous! It isn’t womanly to let a man in the frontlines! I-I need to check your chest for injuries, t-this isn’t sexual harassment!” and he needed an escort 24/7 because not even the army had faith in themselves that a vuld knight wouldn’t try to rape him if possible.

>>36510492
beat the dhampir in combat to avenge her honor

>>36510823
>“a man can’t be a pilot it’s too dangerous! It isn’t womanly to let a man in the frontlines! I-I need to check your chest for injuries, t-this isn’t sexual harassment!”
I love stuff like this.

There is no escape, you are gonna get SUCCED.

>>36510961
Need more of that tall one in the back with the bangs covering one eye

>>36510961
which one though?

I need one of a fly since it only takes 10 days to reach maturity and it dies by the end of the month.

>>36510841
dat ass

>>36510961
i love being level 1

>>36511051
>different body parts have different lvls
I cast Belly Rub

>>36510841
I want to play my wife's ass like bongos.

>>36511094
butt bongo fiesta!

Do monstergirls simp for guys? I need money...

>>36511109
No money, only TLC!

>>36511109
They do, but playing with a pure monstergirls heart is worthy of death.

Do not.

how often are petting zoos used as an excuse for mgs to speed date?

>>36510961
Oh yeah? Well what if I DON'T CONSENT?!

>>36510455
>That time of the year
Try that time of the month Anon. Every full moon or so she’s only capable of one thought. BREED.

>>36511277
>Spoiler
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>36509978
gotta get me learned how to read gooder

Big bad wolf is coming for you anon whatcha gonna do?

Do you think sandworms understand money? I was thinking about a sandworm's mate wanting to buy something and trying to get the sandworm to understand why she couldn't just ram the store and take the thing he wanted.

>>36511511
Give her giant litters!

Who keeps making other monster girl threads? I checked and I got like, 7 hits and a thread without monster in it that had a hellhound Reimu.

>>36511626
The enemies of the children of Lilith and Adam.

>>36511620
Correct approach

>>36511547
What does he need money for when he can trade Spice?

>>36511697
The same reason you don’t buy groceries with gold bullion.

>>36511626
The usual suspect is mad that we won't let him ruin this thread like he ruined the /tg/ one, so he tries to kick us out of the board. Meidos are too busy shitposting in hololive threads, so they won't do shit about him.

>>36511717
>Pharaoh decides to go shopping incognito
>has no idea what anything costs because servants always handle that
>drops a pile of gold coins minted with her face on them onto the counter
>"Is this sufficient for the delectable treat known as ice cream?"

>>36507572
All ninjas hide in plain sight disguised as normal people, thats what all assassins do.
And all female assassins are basically fuck him, then kill him in his sleep afterwards.
The "all black ninja combat suit" is Western bullshit from the 'invisible' stagehands in Kabuki theatre who hold up the props and sets but aren't part of the performance.
Unless in the rare instance an actual ninja sneaks into a castle by joining a Kabuki troupe as a stagehand.
>anyway, back to mamonos

>>36509899
Its the ancient rune for 'insert here'

Moo

>>36511755
>And all female assassins are basically fuck him, then kill him in his sleep afterwards.
Sounds awesome.

What does sex with a youkai feel like?

>>36511994
Good

Is a man not entitled to the sweat on his wife’s abs?

>>36512126
>They are, sir. We're just asking you to stop licking them in our store.

>>36512240
DON'T I HAVE THE RIGHT TO ABS SWEAT? THE SUCCULENT ABS SWEAT? GENTLEMEN, THIS IS DEMOKRACY MANIFEST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJeBtHjqJz0

Mermaid learning to tap dance!

>>36512618
Walking fish? Has evolution gone too far?

>>36511626
>thread without monster in it that had a hellhound Reimu.
I don't remember that picture. Link?
>>36512618
>>36512625
Latimeria mermaid would be an amazing dancer.

Two days ago I saw a rig that could haul that tanker. You wanna get out of here, talk to me.

Eat the demon coochie

>>36513186
can I drink demon milk instead?

>>36513186
I am contractually obligated to

>>36512442
>GET YOUR HAND OFF HER ABS

Hebi is horni
https://twitter.com/Mcaffion/status/1436655987704926214

>>36507759
That's really surprising considering the amount of stories I've seen come out of Russia where dudes abuse their wife/girlfriend and get away with it even with photo/video evidence.

if i'm not mistaken, shirohebi will never rape you, but chase until you accept her love. So what's problem with just ignoring her if you're very very patient person?

>>36513562
I'm not. I want her intimacy.

>>36513562
The problem is you'll hurt her feelings and she's a good girl who doesn't deserve that.

>>36513562
I want a shirohebi childhood friend who makes me promise to marry her, then forces me to fufill that promise years later when I was about to forget.

>>36511849
looks like the local hatter is employing megaholst milk

>>36511849
Prank successful.
Commencing breeding.

>>36510928
Here is the link if interested
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/the-story-of-an-ace-pilot-who-is-the-only-man-in-an-alien-army-where-chastity-has-been-reversed/
The translator’s site is filled with ads, so I linked novelupdates instead so you can just use adblocker or something

I just wanna boaterboat some hellhound titties, not fuck a hellhound, why can't my hellhound friend understand this?

>>36514704
She can! During after sex relaxation

milk is very important for a growing boy, so remember to drink it right from the tap

>>36514755
A fair trade.

>>36514823
>young anon thought that by "growing boy", she meant he'd get taller, not that he'd end up with a 10" meat pole

>>36514894
the dong grows first before anything

>>36514406
Thank you Anon.

>>36514989

>>36506664

I want to be wrapped inside a harpy's wing burrito.

>>36515114
cute

Interview time! Do you know who the cutest crow tengu is? And who is the purest and most honest journalist around?

>>36514823
Only when it's from a fox or Cheshire.

>>36515203
>no glasses
ugly

>>36515265
why those two?

>>36515000
Nice the author is making more of her

>tfw ywn be covered in fresh monster breastmilk

>>36515203
I'm thinking you already have a name in mind.

>>36515203
Hatate

Being some monsters apprentice or squire means you have to follow her every command and also serve her as well even in the bed

>>36506664

>>36515694
Yes

>>36506664

DE dancer got a followup
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92671430

>>36508198
Or else what?

Greentext time:
The shape of things to cum
>be Anon
>one day, with no warning, your Kiki maid just arrives at your door
>she wont take 'no' for an answer, moves in, cleans everything, serves you 24/7, in every way...
>so, a few months later, everything's settled into a cumfy routine
>wakeup, sex, cooked breakfast, sex, shower, fresh cleaned ironed clothes, go to work with a packed lunch, come home to a spotless house, sex, bath and sex, homecooked dinner, more sex, snuggled to sleep... rinse, repeat... its like a 50s TV show except a lot more sex, any way you want
>then one day you come home early
>your 'Kikimaido' is standing in the middle of the room with a dozen extruded glowing silver tentacles cleaning every corner of the room simultaneously
>"wtf!"
>she sees you and suddenly tries to snap back to 'normal' Kiki, but its obviously too late
>she runs into the bedroom, almost breaking the door as she slams it shut
>Anon goes in cautiously, "Uh, Kiki... honey...?"
>she's sitting on the bed, sobbing, silver tears running down her cheeks , but getting reabsorbed into her skin before they mess up her uniform
>"Uh, it's okay, I was just a bit surprised, that's all... uh, what actually are you... some kind of Shogg..?"
>she looks up, smiling eagerly
>"Would Master like me to be a Shoggoth? If you want, I could be. Anything you want me to be. Just, please, don't send me back out there..."
>"Uh, no, it's fine. So you're some kind of shapeshifter?.. uh-huh... and you're here as a Kiki because..?"
>"We don't have a name like world-creatures do, we come from the spaces between this world and the mamono-realm, the Old Old Ones sent us out to explore the spaces between the universes but there's nothing there, and when the Mamonos managed to join the portal between the realms I could slide back into the gap... and I saw you, and you were alone, and your house was empty, so I could come in and clean...So, please, are you not happy? And making you happy makes me happy. Can I not stay as your Kiki?"
>Anon sits on the bed and puts his arm around the 'Kiki'
>"Okay, but you don't have to be a Kiki if you don't want to, okay?"
>"Oh, thank you Master. No, I will be whatever makes you happy. Name it, and I shall be it."
>"Uh, okay, if you're sure... uh, are there any rules? You know, can you be really big or really tiny? Can you be someone you've never seen, or only seen on TV?"
>"If Master wishes, I can expand to this big...", as Anon's arm was now around an Oni's red muscular lower back as her giant breasts loomed over him, "....or I can be as small as..." and a Heckpup that looked scarily like the littlest pup from across the street was sliding between his knees to unzip his pants...
>"Uh, no, Stop...that's a bit too young, the cops will..."
>the 'mini-Heckhound' was nuzzling Anon's junk by now and looked up innocently with those puppy-doggo eyes, "But, Master, I am older than Time itself, so it's totally legal..."
>"No, Definitely not, come back up here, and look like someone my own age, okay?"
>"As my Master wishes. Every week I go to the bath-house with all the other maids in the neighborhood, to learn from them how better to serve my Master, not because I can ever be dirty, so I have closely observed them all, clothed and unclothed..."
>her maido uniform had shredded during her 'Hulk' transformation into the Oni, so hopefully nobody had seen the naked kneeling Heckpup through the windows, and now the Shifter was scrolling through a set of copies of so many Mamonos, each flowing gently into the next, and all standing naked beside Anon's bed.
>"Uh, is it okay if..? Could you go back one? Is that the Lizard-girl from the flower-shop..?"
>"Yes, Master, an excellent choice. She has told me how sensual it is for her to coil her body and tail around the flower-shop owner, and how he likes it when she uses her long tongue upon his organ like this..."
>
>And now things are back to 'normal', except every evening when Anon gets home from work there's a 'new girl' waiting with his dinner ready, and for the sex, of course

>>36515959

>>36516067
This kiki sucks. I'm going to shoggy, she holds nicer tea parties.

>>36516012
Maids are so pushy.

Don't get a maid, instead be the boytoy of a sugar mama instead

>>36516145
>t. vampire

>>36516128
this is why i find nureonago to be underrated. dedicated and wholesome wifeslime

>>36516145
hag hands typed this

>>36516084
Kiki isn't about to let you leave...

>>36516145
Even sugar-hags have maidos to do the menial stuff - clean the house, mow the lawns, clean and prep the toyboy.
>just remember Rule 23: Dont fuck the help, unless ma-momma says to

>>36516084
Dude, you never say the 'S-word' near your Kiki.
>it's like asking for attempted death-by-snu-snu, and if you don't survive, the place will be forensically spotless afterwards

>>36516174
anon, think about, would you rather go to your boring job and do boring things or be in heaven everyday and be spoiled not worrying about work and be able to do your hobbies as long as you let your sugar mama play with you for a bit everyday

>>36516191
The most uptight rich noble monsters have the most perversions and most likely queans

>>36516012
>so it's totally legal...
The cheeziest of all the pizza recipes

>>36516247
The dilemma the SugarHag has for the Kiki is:
If she serves her Mistress especially well will she get reward sex, or if she serves the Mistress very badly will she get punishment sex?
And can a Kiki actually force herself to serve badly, even if she wants to try?

>>36508995
how timely

>>36516145
I want a sugar mama who's an old, retired wrestler and still has impressive musculature.

>>36516347
Serving badly to kiki is akin to pulling teeth so only the truly machostic kikis can truly do it

>>36516145
Sure.

>>36516145
I would do anything for a sugar mama, anything

>>36508995
Wearing signs in public is a dangerous game

Oh no a slime got hold of a bunch of manticore barbs how do I defeat this cute spikey gal?

>>36516644
pretty sure you're supposed to give up, take off your clothes and lie down

>>36515860

I got her to np2 but I also got that slut Musashi twice in the process. There goes my five star luck for the rest of the year.

Trust haku, she happens to be an expect on this subject!

>>36516704
Which is?

>>36516145
How does one apply for a sugar momma? Asking for a friend here.

>>36516704
I want ms.Haku to tell me how to get a taku wife

>>36516704
Ms. Haku is typing with one hand again…

>>36516145
I wonder how common "sugar mamas" have to be in MGC

>>36516714
dress as a manslut

>>36516748
very common in the higher class areas, very rich monsters love raising poor and unhappy man as their boytoys

>>36516823
>Go to deliver some pizza in a high class area
>The woman you deliver too offers to be your sugar mama
>The pizza place lost another delivery boy that day

>>36516704

Dear santa, I want a fennec gf. I've been a good boy this year.

>>36516885
>in MGC, being a delivery boy is synonymous with selling yourself
>When rich mamano order, they chose a dish that best describes you which your boss tells her customers about you
>Men are blissfully unaware of this fact and think that is a normal job
>This is but one of many ways that men end up as boytoys

>>36516949
B-but the pizza...?

Fun fact: I breed my monster girl wife while we are flying over order cities so my cum and her love juices rain down on them like bird poop.

>>36517040
thats why the monsters say some weird dish, if they want pizza, they just order pizza

>>36516885
>"Hello, Mamma Tanuki's Pizza - hot cheezy and with guaranteed extra sausage, can I take your order...?"
The shop only takes CC orders and adds the cost of the delivery-boy and scooter to each bill.
Her customers can afford it, but she's running short of new applicants for vacant delivery-boy positions, so prices are going up.
At least she can send Ms.Ratt out every morning to collect the dumped scooters.

>>36517328
How can I be Mamma Tanukis’ boy toy?

>>36517375
Work for a week without getting snatched

>>36517375
>how du?
Get a job as the City Health Inspector.
Of course, she's been cutting corners, not just recovering the abandoned scooters, but with costs escalating, she's also been re-using the dropped pizza boxes from outside the addresses where her delivery-boys were last seen.
>"Now, Miss Tanuki, I could cite you for all these violations, or I'm sure we could come to some kind of 'arrangement'.
>InspectorAnon made the old familiar thumb-rubbing-against-2-fingers gesture for 'cash', but then he used the same gesture to feel the softness of her head-leaf and draw her closer...

>>36516704
reading that fic of a haku trying to blackmail his student so he could approve her subject filled me with a hatred I dont think I could ever get rid of.

>tfw no fluffy soft waifu

>>36516704
The problem with Hakus being an expert on the subject means you know she's already had to do a lot of 'research' to get ther Degrees.
All purely for academic reasons, of course.
>look out around College areas for those phone-pole flyers with the tear-off numbers looking for 'Scientific research volunteers'

>>36514406
>right in the second chapter his commander takes advantage of the emergency to give him a princess carry
Based

>>36516704
Ms. Haku I am afraid of being raped by a monster. Is there any way I can avoid being raped?

It must be hard for a kiki to do the housework with breasts like these!

>>36516704
can she be my sugar mama then?

>>36517830
Even harder with a baby belly

>>36517830
Waking up a kiki with breakfast in bed!
Telling her that you cleaned the dishes while it cooked, too!
Informing her that you even had time to tidy up around the house since you turned off her alarm clock!

>>36517830
perfect for drinking right from the tap

>>36517877
Are you trying to get raped senseless?

>>36517719
not really, don't forget that hakus can acquire and transfer knowledge by touch, a taku student group would be very efficient.

>>36517877
Well in that case she has nothing else to do, but rape you.

we need more monster family photos

>>36518051
Viccy is still the cutest and I will steal her hat.

>>36518051
Selene is the battle Lim.
Viccy is the one larping as nazi.
Palamina is the one from that quality fic about a guy with schizofrenia and magic alergy helping her with her "discharge problem".
Who are the other 2?

>>36517562
Cont..
>InspectorAnon's hand slides underneath her leaf in a firm, slow headpat
>seperated by the thickness of Anon's palm fron the power in her leaf, the weight of the 'small personal-use' quantities of coins she has in her pockets and belt, plus the stimulation of the headpatting causes the usually strong and wily Tanuki to drop to her fluffy knees
>InspectorAnon's other hand unbuckles his pants.
>"Oyveh, I'm feeling so weak... perhaps we can make a mutually profitable arrangement here..?"

>>36518094
philia's a lilim mad to be bullied
Lani is.... something something dungeon exploring

>>36518142
Philia sounds like my type of gal.
Do with Mari the feminist and Khevra the cute spider and that one other Lilim that's a priestess of Eros, that makes 8 OC Lilims I now know.
Maybe I should make one before we hit 81 slots that KC meant for OC.

>>36518051
Daddy's little girls.

Daughters at the WaterPark!

I want to get experimented on by monsters

>>36517375
>How can I be Mamma Tanukis’ boy toy?

>Anon lives in the building next door to Tanuki's Pizza shop
>Anon doesn't need a delivery-boy job, he just got enlisted in the City Guard
>eventually the Prince of the City gets tired of the financial acquisitive practices of the City's Tanukis
>orders the City Guard to throw them all out
>"Oh, please GuardAnon, this is the 108th time, I can't survive being thrown out again..."
>"Well, there's a space in my attic you could hide in, for the right price..."
>"Oh, thankyou GuardAnon, I have gold, maybe a few small diamonds..?"
>"Why is it always about money? I was thinking of some other payment."

Now you just have to beware of any Confederates.

>>36512688
Here >>36167869
Think there's also a Holstaur Reimu somewhere in the catalog but I didn't look closely.

>>36518594
Found it. >>36461284

>>36517877

>>36518594
Wait hold on, is that furry? Oh shit.

>>36518594
Please get your eyes checked if this looks like an MGE Hellhound to you.

>>36506664
Here's a very interesting question. If a girl was entirely human in physique EXCEPT for the fact that she had a wolf snout plastered over her nose/mouth, does that make her a furry or a monster girl?

>>36518594
That thread is still up? I expected furry to get demolished by the mods regardless of it being 2hu.
I actually like kemono too but I don't post it because it doesn't belong here. I also enjoy being allowed to post.

>>36518697
It would look fucking weird is my guess.

>>36518689
Sorry, didn't catch the nose, I was more focused on the dark skin and glowing eyes.