/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36487357
She's just idling
What's her idle animation?
Watch her idle animation!

>>36487357
Elder monsters asserting dominance

Automaton maid is cute!

>>36487408
>discover alien megastructure
>enter
>servant robots skittering about, eager to please the new master
I haven't seen this episode of Space Outlaw Anon before.

>>36487408
>is very friendly
>works hard
>responsible for at least one heart attack

>>36487429
>constantly hear her scuttling through the vents at night

Do you like it yet?

>human. meat. COME HERE. NOW.

Dragon pocky best pocky

Meanwhile in monstergirl 4chan:

>Be author
>Make a romance story with comedy in it
>Prolong a story where all the protagonist needs to do is open his small dinky fucking eyes and realize a girl loves him, instead, they add more love interests who have "Character" to them, when it's just the same generic shit all the other shows like have done

>Good fucking Lord! Zipangu loves axing the interesting shit made by people who have actual minds, instead they promote brain dead stories made for NEETs and their self insert bullshit, fucking hell.

KNEEL!

>>36487676
what a nice snake

>>36487676
>overly dramatic pharaoh needs to rehearse all her encounters

>>36487676
I will nickname her Zod

>trips and falls into hag

>>36487775
She's doing a pose from One Piece though

>>36487796
True, but I think getting compared to hancock would offend her

>>36487814
But surely she's going to act as lovey-dovey as her

>>36487791
>gets stuck in the chest until she goes home back and bath. Because she genuinely didn’t notice (You)

>>36487791
>she has now a bf cause I fell asleep in between her tits

>>36487791
oh nooo, her purity is ruined, guess it's marriage time

>>36487791
>fall on nipple and suck

Happy Cirno day, MGT!

>>36488183
fermented hag milk!

>>36487676
Can I beg for mercy?

>>36488216
happy cirno day, anon!

do one-eyed monster girls look better with or without noses?

What species was this again?

>>36488485
Witch.

>>36488485
if I see this witch, I m running the fuck away

I have to ask....

Is there a monster girl version of the pointing soijaks?

>>36488485
The Immense identity fuckery of that ending
>>36488509
She's married, its all good

>gf asks you how she looks in a bunny suit
>literally couldn't tell that's what she was wearing

>>36488406
If there's no nose, how can I kiss theirs?

>>36488406
Noses are fine if the eye is not drawn fucking gigantic compared to the rest of her face, otherwise it's fine to skip it if you can't make it look good. I prefer to imagine them with noses because I wouldn't want a Cyclops wife to be a mouthbreather.

You’ve angered your vampire boss, what do you do?

>>36488758
uhhhh ask for a raise?

>>36488758
all I said that her way of running the business is ancient and archaic

>>36488758
Pocket garlic and then hide in her coffin

>>36488758
Break out the UV flashlight

>>36488485
>wut species?
Obviously a Shapeshifter.
Do not trust.

>>36488765
>...ask for a raise.
*You better achieve a raise, fast.

>>36488758
At any rate it can't be helped

This is the ideal body type

>>36488847

>>36488906
No, this is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>36488788
>>36488788
Philosophical question.
>Anon meets a [unspecified-species] Mamono
> becomes Anon's F/FWB/Waifu
> after a while, you begin to suspect she's a Doppeller
Wut du?
>try to trick her into changing
>try to catch her out letting her facade slip
>say 'is there any secrets you want to share..?'
>[shrug] you're happy, she's happy, better not to ask, better not to know
>drop hints you'd be interesting in 'spicing things up' with maybe her 'roleplaying' other species
Can you still get it up with the sneaking suspicion you're actually likely to be putting your dick in some Eldritch Horror's seventh nostril??

>>36488758
Tell her I could burn the place down.

>>36489010
Just say, "it's okey honey, I know, don't worry about it". She will either confirm or deny any assumptions you have made if you are patient enough for her to open up to you

>>36488906
I agree, A little pudge is good

>>36489004
SNUG.

>>36487408
Just use the door, please.

>>36489313
It's understated how snuggly they are.

>>36487357

Which monsters will ask you politely if they can rape you but will do it regardless of what you say?

>>36489592
you've asked this before, is it your fetish or something?

Dumb dog, with those big droopy ears. I bet you she can't hear shit.

>>36488906
This is the same jabber that's always hanging out with that gazer, right? Are the guy and said gazer friends/ married too?

>>36489592
>ask politely during the day
>web you up and rape you as soon as the sun sets

>>36487357
Touch fluffy tail.

>>36487357
>When she gives you that look...
does she know my dark secret?

>>36489660
On Twitter, Jabberwock is @jabberfag and Gazer is @apm_ax. There's not much of Gazer with her husband but there is some art floating around pun intended.

>>36489750
Ahh, thanks.

Betray your country. Commit high treason. Give over national secrets and let your nation become a new demon realm all because a lilim asked politely.

>>36489825
Only if she agrees to marry me

>>36489825
Never; she'll have to rape it out of me.

>>36487357

>>36489884
put it in your mouth
do it

>>36487373

>>36487403
Worship the lolibaba mistress

>>36490044

>>36489735
And that is?

>>36490044
>>36490143
I respect no loli, they are children to me

>>36490225
We know, you feel the need to tell us any time anyone posts one.

Hags you called FAT strip (You) naked and are sitting on you. Soon enough Ryu reporters will arrive at the scene.
How do you solve this conundrum?

>>36490407
give 'em a goddamn show

>>36490407
YOU CAN HUMILIATE ME ALL YOU WANT, THAT WONT MAKE YOU THINNER YOU HEAVYWEIGHTS. REPORTER RYU, LET EVERYBODY KNOW, THESE HAGS CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH THEY ARE F

>>36490407
I always did want to be in a porno

>>36490407
this is why I lift, I surely can lift them off me....

>>36489750
No way you can not be in awe of Gazerfag's dedication.

>>36490225
I respect the lolis that are children

>>36490225
So nanoka?

>>36490468
Congrats on starring on your first porn movie

>>36487357

>>36490429
>>36490493
Anons no! You can’t ruin your modeling career like that!

>>36490749
wouldn't it actually grow from that?

>>36490749
Is this the full pic or a crop? SauceNAO is giving me nothing.

>>36490749
Being a regular on HAGGED doesn't seem so bad to me.

>>36490667
I respect every waifufag, even the horridly degenerate ones

>>36490814
It’s all I got when I saved it. No idea if there even is a full pic.

>>36490814
It's cropped.

>>36490832
titles like "little red riding hood and the old dirty wolf" the candleboy, and many more

>>36490898
So like, wolf girls have a fetish for boys wearing red hoods, snake girls for bunny ears, angel girls for naked etc.?

>>36490933
I'd imagine so

>>36488517
>>36488485
>ending
what this from? I am very interested

>>36491035
Second fallen maidens gasdsx2me

>>36490994
Lims aren't real.

>>36487425
>>36487408
need creepy cyborg wife

>>36491222
I didn't realize Blame! was so erotic

Reminder that refusing to fuck angels is a literal sin

>>36491336
but I am in wonderland, there are no actual angels here

>>36491293
it is subtlely erotic
https://youtu.be/jZxNr0DrmAU

>>36488758
Get killed, and beg her to do it with the least amount of pain possible

A new chapter of Berserk is out. Cute elf lady made pumpkin pie for everyone.

https://mangadex.org/chapter/662a4e07-2029-4f83-861a-8fb4e09ebb43/1

>>36490143
Thighs to worship

I was told people here like the !Egyptian schedule dog. Here's a pic that was published today

>>36491584
>new chapter of Berserk is out
>>36491584
How is thst possible?

>>36491612
Miura was working on this when he died. They published it now. There's a naked boy riding on a naked mermaid. Happy times. This is the end.

>>36490749
The size on that hand... Is that a Troll?

>>36487357

>>36491683
why does sister amelia have such fluffy hands?

>>36491584
>final manuscript
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36491712
it's a birth condition, stop asking about it you're being rude

>>36491818
I don't want to be rude but why the chain and choker on her neck, is it to show penance?

>>36491845
no, she just lost the crucifix that was at the end of the chain

>>36491845
Yes, the choker is common practice among the sect she originally hails from. And before you ask, all foreigners have those head protusions and ears shaped like that.

>>36491922
...I don't think that's right. I'm going to go talk to the priest.

>>36491629
>This is the end.
My heart
It hurts

>>36491922
>>36491976
I wouldn't be surprised, just look at sister Teresa

>>36491996
Let the wise owl of the woods cheer you up

>>36491976
>For doubting our holy sister Amelia you must commit penance.
>The two of you will be locked in a soundproofed room until you work out your issues

>>36491875
It must have been a massive crucifix.

>>36491336
Seriously, all the CG needed to do was to figure out how to undo limiters via positive affection and it would just be a non-stop arms war of sex between both sides.

>>36492013
We must create art, little owl. We must express these feels.

>>36490994
now draw viccy buying wonder bread

>Upsides to looting a hibernating dragon’s hoard:
>Treasure
>the dragon probably won’t wake up for another few years
>Downsides to looting a hibernating dragon’s hoard
>She might reflexively grab you and use you as a daki
>the dragon probably won’t wake up for another few years

>>36492031
That's fine. I'm sure we can resolve things through peaceful debate.

>>36492130
>not stealing the dragon as well
you are a stupid thief

>>36492113
Pay me

>>36492130
>caring about the gold when there's a perfectly good dragon right there
It's like you don't even want dragonborn babies.

Interview time! Anon can you explain why you're still a virgin? And why is your taste in porn so weird?

>>36492293
For my own reasons.

>>36492293
I'm afraid of commitment and there's nothing weird about my tastes.

>>36492293
What does Aya's sweat taste like?

>>36492293
1. How did you get into my house
2. I’m calling the cops

>>36492293
recluse 21 year old and there is nothing wrong with liking meaty monster milfs with nice plump lips

>>36492213
I’m gonna go flirt with Alduin to see what happens

>>36492293
Because I'm socially awkward and afraid of rejection.
I enjoy weird porn like vore and bestiality because I satisfy my sexual desires through masturbation. However I've been masturbating for years and years, and as a result, I need to wank it to more extreme content to get the same amount of enjoyment as I did when I first started.

366

>>36492382
Ms. Succ can help by sucking my wiener and unfucking my mind.

>>36492293
because I spent my life being the boring guy that is not fun to hang around on happy days but the one people like to talk to when they are feeling like shit and need someone to console them.

>>36492306
It tastes like obnoxious journalist

>>36492137
o ye of too much faith

>>36492293
>why you're still a virgin?
>why is your taste in porn so weird?
Why not?

>>36492441
Sends-Mixed-Messages is a very desirable young woman

>>36492293
Because I'm unattractive and liking muscular ladies is not that weird.

>>36492293
Crippling anxiety, got sucked into a bunch of degenerate shit early.

>>36492293
I am not a virgin and other lies you can tell

>>36492457
this

>>36492293
because you're not real.

>>36492293
I'm not, and I've been paying for my recklessness ever since. As for my tastes, well...don't we all just want someone who gives a fuck about us, warts and all?

>>36491200
They are very much real, now lay down and let them sit on your face

>>36492514

>>36492506
Imagine being Aya's boyfriend. You'd have to deal with her constant terrible schemes, and a long list of people coming to complain about her fake news.

>>36492450
Pick up a stick and slowly, carefully now, agitate the hell out of this snake.

>>36492514
>>36492533
I'll be damned, Anon did deliver!

>>36492514
>>36492533
Source?

>>36492293
I don't like whores and 3D is PD. I don't watch porn.

>>36492586
>>36492588

And this is far from the complete thing. It is a commission from Captain in progress

https://twitter.com/ivancyxic

>>36492547
aw hell no

>>36492450
>young
doubt

>>36492514
>>36492533

Bro it is nice, but if it is still in progress, do you think you could make her shorter? She is way too big.

>>36492827
>She is way too big.

>>36492827
Jinkos are supposed to be big.

>>36492827
>She is way too big
just say you are gay and go, we understand

>>36489010
The problem of suspecting but not knowing for sure
>Anon goes into town on his own for something
>meets a hot [different species] Mamono- girl
>shes flirting, getting almost rapey, pretty irresistable...
Ohshit, is it your actual waifu?
>is this some kind of loyalty test?
>is it some kinky roleplay game?
Say yes or say nope, either way there's a big chance you're about to fuck things up

36492827
>too big
unlike your 1 inch wonder

Why's she looking so smug?

>>36492005
Some of these priestesses are too breedable. Probably already deep in the monsterization process.

>>36490814
Looks like guda and scathach from fgo

>>36492827
>>>>too big

>>36492517
>now lay down and let them sit on your face
How long will the mindbreak last?

>>36492923
for real, its like they are holy succs or something

>>36492937
You will start enjoying it religiously soon enough if that’s what you are asking
But she won’t be lifting her ass any soon.

>>36492953
You know it. Succs hiding their monster features is probably second nature to them.

>>36492959
Divine lilim ass too OP.

>>36493029
>divine

>>36492893
She is playing 8th dimensional chess and has already cornered (you) and set you up with your future wife. Feel free to struggle, she likes it

I need a BEEG yeti to carry me around in her big paws like her teddy bear

>>36493049
>He thinks the Order has the holy beings.
How are the lilim not goddesses? How are they not divine, huh?

>>36492851
>Jinkos are supposed to be big.

Proof?

>>36493063
because they are dorks

>>36493067

>>36493067
KC outright calls them massive.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/374868243971719168?s=19
And it only makes sense that tiger girls are larger than regular cat girls.

>>36493129
Carole Baskin won't stop me from training and fucking my tiger wife

>>36493009
Succs are very good at hiding their monster parts because order boys are their main prey

>>36493192
Evolution is crazy

>>36487357

Hags won't leave me alone, saying I'm just a kid and need to be protected. It's getting to the point where they won't let me go to the bathroom alone. Any advice ?

>>36493250
just ignore them

>>36493250

>>36493250
Find a girlfriend in your preferred age bracket.

>>36493250
fuck 'em to show how much of a man you are

>>36493262
Well, when I ignore them they get really frustrated and try to not let me get out of the house as a punishment

>>36493250
Just hug them, close your eyes, pretend to doze off and say the four forbidden words I love you granny

>>36493311
don't you own your home?

>>36493334
Children aren’t allowed to own homes

>>36493334
They kind of administrated it

>>36493361
>administrated
so you don't have the deed or true ownership? was it free?

>>36492923
open bobs show vagene

>>36493358
I am not a child, I am just shy of 21

>>36491360
danger-sexy, just like monster girls, awsome!

>>36492923
>Travel to Zipangu to do some sightseeing.
>Realize when you get there all the hotels are filled up or way too expensive.
>You ask around town and learn that a small shrine to a fertility goddess might take guests.
>It's a good walk away from town and taken care of by only a single shrine maiden.
>She agrees to take you in and shows you the shrine before preparing a bed for you.
>She assaults you that night, calling you youkai bait and saying this is payment for staying here and to keep you safe.
>Spend the rest of your visit seeing what Zipangu has to offer and dealing with the most sexually repressed shrine maiden in the world.

>>36493424
let's say it is MY proprerty but under "friendly" forceful protection

>>36493506
don't tell me... you pay with your body

>>36492827
Not only will I not make them shorter, I had a princess carrying scene added

>>36493549
nice

>>36493519
Well the word " pay " is wrong. Let's say "robbed"

>>36493549
You are a hero.

>>36493549

Sorry, her not *them*

>>36493554
I sold my body for my protection, the hags come in every night and fuck me without mercy

>>36493583
what do you need to be protected from ?

>>36493583
>>36493554
Oh that's a far more simple situation than it seems, all you have to do is propose. Best of luck.

>>36493599
I live near a sabbath recruitment center

>>36493549
NOOOOOOOOO
STOP THAT YOU ARE MAKING HUMAN BOYS BELIEVE HAGS ARE BETTER THAN SABBATH

>>36493620
seething loli hands typed this

>>36493617
Oooooooh, I understand now.

>>36493549
God bless you.

>>36493603
but I like being taken by old nasty monsters and being used as their sexual relief

>>36493620
>>36493635
>le hag
>le
loli
it's just a normal looking jinko you retards

>>36493665
oh that won't change at all, if anything it'll get "worse" but you'll probably have an easier time leaving the house.

>>36493666
I didn't say it was a loli (nor a hag for the matter), just accused anon of being one

>>36493666
thanks, satan for the reality check

>being princess carried in a position your dick is lodged between her BEEG tits
>Every step she makes you involuntarily pump her chest. By the time she gets (You) to bed you have come and now she has the excuse to force you to bath together.
>After bath she tries to carry you back, dick gets lodged in chest
>Rinse and repeat
It's a vicious cycle, which is why you should just join the Sabbath instead.

>>36493693
don't ever respond to one of my posts again

Sabbath propaganda is everywhere
Go look at pictures of big tiddy instead

>>36493696
>500 cunni munei has been deposited in your account

>>36493700
hehe :)

>>36493666
You either operate on false dichotomy or you are against my preferred body type.
>>36493696
Sounds good, what were you saying about Sabbath again?

>>36493549
baste tiger fucker

>>36493717
What can I buy with said cunny money?

>>36493696
oh no?!

>>36492923
The laziest, but loving monster-miko-to-be wife.

>>36493779
what do you think?

>>36493809
Cookies?

>>36492533

I don't know if this was intentional, but I really liked the fact that the kiss looks like she is biting him near, it looks like she is literally eating him.

Hags that got really emotional they finally have found love

>>36493620

Hey, I think that shorstack oppai muscular loli Jinkos that are 1/4 of your side but can still beat the crap out of you and anyone that threatens you and protects you is very nice too. I acquired that taste by reading the Panty Raiders Jinko chapter when the Russian guy gets beaten up and about to be raped by a mantlet Jinko.

>>36493858
>Oppai loli
>Shortstack
Pleonasm much

>>36493858
>>36493911
Shortstacks are oppai, but not loli. Oppai shortstack is indeed a pleonasm.

>>36492514
>>36492533

Btw guys, I also commissioned a while ago from Yananon this story

https://pastebin.com/RLvKBnD8

I just commissioned from him another similar story, this time featuring Alto-Eris. If you liked Leia's story, you should love this one.

>>36493813
>he doesn't know

>>36493549
Anon, I can respect you, and I do it so much that I attempted to make a drawing of her even bigger before remembering I dont know how to draw

hey, is the shrine maiden looking kinda off today

>>36493666
Satan of truth?

>>36494024
Man, I wish someone would sell me some high quality news papers.

>>36493549
So where are the babies.

>>36494032
>>>>>>high quailty
lmao

>>36494008
I don't know what else you could buy with those, since it makes no sense for Sabbath's onii-chans to be charged for access to cunny.

>>36494016
>When you just couldn't shut up and made your already huge Jinko wife get into bodybuilding while fucking her into making her bigger

>>36494045
its for getting higher positions in the sabbath

>>36491594
! !

>>36494045
you can redeem them for outfits to put on your familiar

>>36494062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWNnGrSOPo

such mysterious creatures

>>36494088
she just wants you to check her tonsils

>>36491996
;_;

don't ever cosplay as a male alice in wonderland

>>36494207
The ground is down, the sky is up, and Alice is meant to be alone.

>>36493801
These zipangu mikos will have better excuses to just chill at home when they are turned into broodmothers.

>>36487357

>>36487357

Never tell dragon cultists you are a virgin.
You WILL wake up bound and gagged on an altar as "tribute"

>>36494483
I just did, now what?

>>36494492
Please pack yourself into a box for easy transport to the ritual site

>>36494516
can't I doll myself up for my date?

>>36494529
you could but be aware they might tear your clothes open

>>36494544
I'm sure that the dragon can be reasoned with and I can get to know her

please

>>36494571
I'm sure you can, afterwards.

>>36494483
#notalldragoncults
we make sure we find the best fit for dragons, then bind them on sacrificial altars

>>36494483
No, I am pure and unsullied and much too young for them. I have a whole life before me. I will not be some dragons boytoy

>>36492293
>why you're still a virgin?
I jumped straight from awkward teen into a decade+ of mental illness fueled reclusion
>why is your taste in porn so weird?
hey hey hey, these days I'm clean- but yeah. that was a dark time of my life and chasing the porn high took me to some unsavory places.
Anyway.... have any single friends, Ms. Tengu? Trying to get out of my shell, you understand..

>>36492517
i don't want lim to sit on my face
I want them to sit on my dick

>>36487357

>>36492514
>>36492533
>>36493549
I'm not a huge Jinko fan, but you draw her really well- and I do appreciate that particular scale of Bigness, so bravo

>>36494853
got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.
I'm hot for teacher

>>36494873
That's not a hakutaku, anon, please

I'm so hungry I can eat a horse

>>36494909
other monsters can be teachers

>>36494917
well, they shouldn't

>>36494921
>t.haku fearing her job is about to get snatched

>>36494928
please stop accusing me of being a Hakutaku, it's 5th time this week.

>>36494949
it's the*, pardon me.

Do they sell mge figures?

>>36494949
>>36494959
watevr u say haq taco

>>36494959
a non-haku would not have corrected herself

what monsters other than hakutaku, would be good teachers?

>when the holst milk finally kicks in

>>36495005
Lich for hard science, Demon for humanities.

>>36494969
>>36494972
please, I just don't like leaving my mistakes unfixed...
>>36495005
I appreciate your wording. I'd say Liches.

>>36494862

I did not draw her, only commission her, I draw worse than a kid. He is the one that draw her, so all credits go to him:

https://twitter.com/ivancyxic

>>36494007
>It was already cramped enough being inside of one of these changing rooms alone, but having a dragon twice your size in here was a completely different ordeal.
>Leia's insides are irresistibly tight, perhaps in part due to her muscular build
>She forces his head against her glistening wet abdominal muscles.

Why do you have to have all your commissioned girls looking like giant muscle walls? At least I hope the new one will look normal given she is not muscular in the image you linked.

>>36495072
Why does she look tired?

>>36495178
Man, that sushi sure is uppity.

>>36495200
Anyone would be tired if they had to micromanage Anon's mess of a life

>>36495243
But she gets nightly toe bean massages!

Reminder that wind and fire come from the Goddesses of the sky. But Vulcan is your Goddess, and she lives in the Earth.

if you could star in your porno, what monsters and what would be the theme

>>36495431
I don't want people I don't know getting off to me...

>>36495431
>vamp HAG drains anon DRY of BLOOD and CUM until he's fucking DEAD

>>36495431
Hellhound and Manticore gangbang in the locker room.

>>36495484
God i wish

>>36495532
>>>36495484
>and then a lich revives him AND THEY DO IT ALL AGAIN

>>36495431
hmm, maybe a journey to the west one? With a Kakuen for Sun Wukong, High Orc for Zhu Bajie, a Hakutaku for Sanzang... I don't know who could be Sha Wujing, maybe a Dorome or Gnome? Or it could be me and the movie is just the part of the tale where Sanzang's party subdue him.

Your Anubis wife just handed you a spreadsheet of all the times in the month you have refused sex, which are.... 2, which are a lot by mamono standards. You barely remember them but she did and handed them to you in a very detailed chart with a long explanation of why they were not valid reasons. She hands you the schedule for today with a huge activity called "PUNISHMENT" in red letters that lasts from tonight until next next day. Can you escape? How fucked up are you?

>>36495431
young anon in wonderland

>>36495562
>can you escape?
what a question

>>36495552
Ms.Hakutaku trying to post while stealthily making herself the protagonist, go back to your school hag!

>>36495431
Ultraman parody with a dragon girl and a model city.

>>36495431
I wake uo in an old seemingly abandoned mansion but erotic traps are abound and many monsters lurk in its depth, will I fall or will I be able to leave

>>36495431
"Poor Little White Boy"

>>36495431
Thirst in the HolstBarn 2: Double the Thirst

>>36495666
but which monsters, satan?

I wish a genie would sit on my face

>>36495431
>Dragon's and everything that they can do to you
It is never released. It is locked away in the hoard because dragon wife doesn't want to share

>>36495431
Little slut submits to a huge bodybuilder monster girl and her pussy.

>>36495715
anon, I think Satan is the one typing what she wants

>>36495456
>not wanting to be known

>>36495431
Ero horror where a shoggoth pursues me through a city over the course of a week, eventually finding where I live and forcing me to flee and live on the streets/dingy motels. From start to finish she starts by replacing mundane things around the city such as a dinner plate in a restaurant or a fire hydrant until it culminates into replacing a whole street that I get tricked into walking on until it sinks like quicksand.

>>36495456
don't worry, they will pixelate your face

>>36495797
>>36495756
after careful thought I posted the journey to the west reply >>36495552

>>36495756
There are things that are better kept for your wife's eyes only.

>>36492514

Can you imagine how fucking hot it must be to have your Jinko wife drink the doppelganger potion and get sandwiched by 5 huge Jinkos? Or how safe you must feel walking around while being escorted by 5 Jinkos.

>"Anon, as much as I'd like to suck your soul out through your dick, could you please bring up your grades first?"

how do I mere a proud dragon? I really want a dragon maid

>>36495980
wrestle her into submission

>>36495989
Anon we all know this doesn't work on dragons unlike all the toher monsters. There is a reason they are all prideful incels that die virgins that end up as zombies.

>>36496001
>can't even wrestle a mere dragon

>>36493080
fuck the shut up

>>36495925
seems like the teacher doesn't want to put extra any effort...

>>36496056
Look at this creature and tell me it is not a megadweeb

>>36496062
Please anon, she just wants you to try to pass third grade this year.

>>36496121
I already graduated, thank you. I'm just saying that she's not providing enough stimulus to make her student eager to achieve said grades.

>>36495925
im sorry, your body is too alluring, I cannot focus on anything, even now I close my eyes to not turn into a animal

>>36496153
You're being sent to detention with miss minotaur. She'll give you all the 'stimulus' you need and then some.

>>36496247
>detention
but I am not a school boy anymore

>>36496247
but I am a teacher...

>>36496260
The principal believes you are the reason your students are underperforming, so Ms. Minotaur has been assigned to help you reevaluate your methods and attitude.

MG developed game where you have to fill out a personality forum that pings the phone of every nearby compatible monster girl before you can play.

>>36495925
uh.... tits?

>>36496317
b-but my class is right after Ms.Succubus's gym class! of course they are tired! this is so unfair...

>>36496360
like pokemon's mystery dungeon but with a catch? I like it, it would need some kind of truth rune or spell in order to get the ideal results though

>>36496390
Put it in the EULA that nobody ever reads.

>>36496360
Fuck telemetry, stick to completely offline games.
>>36496379
Mrs. Lich has classes after Ms. Succubus as well, yet she achieves satisfactory average of grades for her students and doesn't need to make excuses.

Just an inncocent jub peacefully sitting by herself.

>>36496448
Hey that's not fair, that zombie can't even get tired! She probably spikes the room with magic or something!

What do you do if you have ideas to write but are afraid of failure, aside from sudoku?

>Dragon is a computer nerd
>Her hoard is just a pile of flash drives with all sorts of digital shit on them

is it that obvious?

>>36496468
Gonna walk in with a magnet.

>>36496457
You better learn some magic too, Mr. Anon, or it's up to Ms. Minotaur to teach you how to motivate your students.
>>36496466
Just write without intending to show it to anyone. If it's good, great, you can share it with others. If it's shit, you don't have to show it to anyone and you had some practice so you get better.

>>36496456
Jub gonna get some. Right now.

>>36496456
>jubjub .4 seconds before rape- 2021, decolorized

which mg would you bully because you were peer pressured to by frat bro paladins?

>>36496448
I should have followed my Hakutaku's mentor guidance and went into research instead...
>>36496457
please anon, while one is categorically correct (and the other is very likely) , we shouldn't call Ms.Lich a zombie, it's a bit insulting, and she's allowed to use magic in class as long as it pertains to the school's objectives
>>36496503
That's something a bit unreasonable to ask, we're teachers, not mages

>>36496515
the salamander, of course, fights dont start themselves

>>36496466
As long as you don't have dumb shit like monsterboys or ntr in your writing these threads won't jump down your throat. I don't think we get enough writing to be too picky

>>36496515
None of them, because the Paladins are determined to not let (you) fall into monster hands.
Their struggles may or may not be futile as their insistence on keeping you safe just paints a bigger target on your back

>>36496522
>it's a bit insulting,
Hey that creepy woman started it when she called me a "warmie", whatever that means.

>>36496466
fail faster. Make use of your ideas with the set intention of failing sooner rather than later, present your failure and enjoy the good parts that ended up in your manuscript

so sad to hear that Druella is suffering from lichma

36496607
get better biat, cringe chesh

>>36496607
Who is Hokma?

>>36496573
oh I'm sure she didn't mean it in a bad way. And when you think about it humans are to Liches in a similar way that Ignis are to humans.

>>36496607
It's spelled "ligma", you dumbass.

>>36496636
Ligma balls Ms. Haku LMAOOOOOO

Why wouldn't anyone not want fat cheshire ass in their face at a moments notice

>>36496702
me, I want jabber mouths on mine

>>36496702
because cats hatred of bath water makes them really bad at cleaning themselves

"please dont... move... want... your mouth..."

>>36496669
careful, anon, that's how I got married to my hakutaku.

>>36496466
Years ago I wrote something that pissed someone off enough that she basically stalked me,
Then i deleted everything and disappeared onljne.

>>36496702
Cheshires that teleport their ass in your face are old hat. Consider Cheshire that teleports to have her face in your crotch and really wants to be teabagged by you.

>>36496633
Yeah but it still feels rude, sometimes I feel her smug aura looking at me because of her class having high grades.

>>36496747
just bang her

>>36496747
well, maybe you should talk it out with her? she seems pretty amicable with all the others, maybe it's a personal thing?

>>36496760
Never

>>36496787
why not?

>>36496760
That means she wins, anon. I can't let that happen.

>>36496783
Eh, she probably just doesn't like me.

>>36496725
Wish this guy wasn't such a weirdo about people translating his stuff. His lamia content is 11/10

>>36496792
https://youtu.be/uYX3vJnD2-E

I want her to shove my face between her breasts while she envelops me with her cape.

>>36496725
gosh i want a monster waifu that shuts me up with deep kisses

If a monster girl won't let you pee in her, does she even love you?

>>36496456
Post the Automaton one you coward.

>>36496740
>Cheshire prankster offers you a chair
>Think she'll pull it out when you try to sit in it
>She won't leave you alone till you fall for it so you turn around and sit down
>Fail to notice cheshire paws pantsing you as you sit down right into her face
>Jerks you off while licking your balls with her rough tongue
>Blow the hardest load in your life when she starts rimming you

>>36496905
>try to explain your favorite franchise to your Wurm waifu
>every time she gets a headache she tackles you and kisses you for a while until she feels better