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36304947 No.36304947 [Reply] [Original]

you can still have kids with a 40+ year old woman

>> No.36305560

Boundary of childbirth

>> No.36305571
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>>36304947
cakes

>> No.36305609

>>36304947
The idea of having a child with a woman old enough to be my mother is a bit strange.

>> No.36305620

>>36305609
soon you will be old enough to be your own mother

>> No.36305640

>>36304947
I'm confused, why would you say that then post a picture of two 17 year olds?

>> No.36305790

I'd rather round out the doorhag's belly.

>> No.36306075

>>36305620
I'll move to Gensokyo before that happens.

>> No.36306293

>>36305640
Anon... (You) are a +40 year old woman...

>> No.36306374

>>36306293
as we can see this weeb is fantasizing about having a sexual fantasy about dating yukari as we speak.

>> No.36306545

>>36306374
I mean, aren't you?

>> No.36307292

>>36306545
no god sir, I am not.

>> No.36307400

>>36307292
well, you should be

>> No.36307419

>>36307400
explain why then.

>> No.36307493

>>36307419
are you still trying to explain, or not?

>> No.36308754

>>36304947
Yukari and Yuyuko should just have children with each other...

>> No.36308849

>>36308754
are you mentally unstable good sir, first things first they both have vaginas, second off Yukari and Yuyuko are not lesbian, and finaly you should get a life.

>> No.36309072

>>36308849
telling someone to get a life on 4chan, specially on /jp/, is a bit silly

>> No.36309101

>>36309072
im not usually on /jp/.

>> No.36309127

>>36309101
clearly

>> No.36309606

iPhone file name

>> No.36321602
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>>36304947

>> No.36328153

>>36304947
Hag thread?

>> No.36329471

I don't like hags.
They're scary.

>> No.36332719

>>36304947
i am not sure what you are saying but Yuyuko is dead and Yukari is not human (nobody knows what the hell is she) they may appear young but you cannot breed with them (maybe with Yukari but who knows what will come out of that)

>> No.36338971

>>36304947
She kid would probably end up retarded

>> No.36353735

>>36304947
But not millenia old saggy sacks of skin and bone.

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>> No.36358586

>>36357548
>Run
Yes, run to them.

>> No.36359212
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36359212

Can Yuuka join this hag thread?

>> No.36362066

>>36359212
Ok, Yuuka, ok... but only if you send us sexy pics.

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>>36359212
Don't run from her. It stings.

>> No.36362186

>>36359212
Why does a grown woman want to play with children?

>> No.36369005

>>36362186
Yuuka is very lonely!

>> No.36369073

>>36304947
If you don't mind extra chromosomes or creating the next chris chan, sure.

>> No.36371759

>>36369005
no, she's a pedo.

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>>36371759
Please don't be mean, Yuuka is a sensitive soul...

>> No.36375885

>>36374598
Imagine getting there late because you got lost and she's made a mess of the place

>> No.36375932

>>36375885
You'd just walk away before she'd notice you of course, right?

>> No.36376090

>>36375932
Of course not, I'd hug and comfort her!

>> No.36376195

>>36376090
That's a bad idea, you don't want to get too close to a youkai like that, especially a hag. Who knows how Yuuka might react to feeling a hug, she's probably never even been hugged before.

>> No.36376363

>>36376195
whats life without a little danger, a shit one that's what

>> No.36376569

>>36376195
I don't care, Yuuka deserves good things!

>> No.36376610

>>36376195
That's just sad, I'd hug her and I would definitely become her friend

>> No.36376945
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36376945

Post embarassing pics of hags to scare them away

>> No.36383488
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36383488

>>36376945

>> No.36386356

>>36305609
same

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>>36376945
>>36383488
post pics to bring them back

>> No.36391570

you literally can't after a while

>> No.36391638

>>36391570
In Gensokyo you can!

>> No.36399024

>>36391638
when will I get to gensokyo? I just want to take it easy there...

>> No.36401286

>>36374598
yuuka can go fuck herself and she is still a pedo.

>> No.36409094

>>36401286
rude, yuuka deserves love and lots of hugs!

>> No.36409171

>>36371759
>>36401286
I want to molest little fairies with Yuuka!

>> No.36413648

>>36401286
but she's a hag, why would she do herself then? flawed logic

>> No.36417678

>>36409171
I wat to report you to the fbi with said fairies.

>> No.36420206

>>36417678
The only FBI in Gensokyo is Reimu. And she won't do shit.

>> No.36420420

>>36308849
>implying yukari can't just change her boundary between the two sexes and grow a massive 10 inches futa cock
Anon, you haven't read enough doujins...

>> No.36426484

>>36420420
do you masturbate to that good sir because if you do then you shoud seek help right now.

>> No.36427043

>>36426484
anon, you're in /jp/, get on with it or get out

>> No.36427104

>>36427043
I will do Neither good sir.

>> No.36427121

>>36420206
little did you know, yuuka and Gensokyo are not real.

>> No.36427799

>>36427121
lies and slander, yuuka and gensokyo are very real, you'll see

>> No.36427812

>>36427799
Dimensional merge between Gensokyo and our world when

>> No.36429133

>>36427799
sir you a delusional maniac, yuuka and gensokyo are not REAL.

>> No.36429226

>>36427121
>>36429133
ZUN was paid off by Yukari to spread Gensokyo to the outside world in a subtle manner, allowing them to harvest loads of Faith and Fear without drawing any undue attention to themselves.

>> No.36429600

>>36429226
prove it then.

>> No.36429648

>>36429600
Nice try, if I posted evidence Yukari would spirit me away and put me in front of Rumia. You aren't fooling me Yukari!

>> No.36429690

>>36429648
your right about Gensokyo being real but you were wrong about me being Yukari. I am god not Yukari.

>> No.36429693

>>36429226
I have neither faith nor fear of gensokyo's inhabitants. I can't stand to lose, so I'll give it my absolute best to make it. I've struggled through seemingly impossible situations before, and I'll probably do it again.

>> No.36429730

>>36429693
kid your not going to make it.

>> No.36429794

>>36429690
i am god, also known as sans.

>> No.36430354

this thread is dead :(

>> No.36431793
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36431793

Very risky. Never impregnate a hag.

>> No.36444034

>>36431793
doesn't apply in gensokyo, don't worry

>> No.36447567

>>36431793
That's just for humans, relax

>> No.36447791

>>36429730
I'm making progress in life, and I'm lined up to achieve a personal goal. I think I'm doing fine.

>> No.36447873
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>>36427121
With that attitude you won't be able to reincarnate into gensokyo when you are judged before Eiki in the afterlife.

>> No.36450916

>>36383488
Wriggle likes what she sees.

>> No.36451595

Hag is an offensive term. They prefer to be called “Wenches”

>> No.36451638

>>36431793
It doesn't just increase the likelihood of down syndrome but autism as well.

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>>36431793
We have the tech to freeze eggs and sperm and use them later

>> No.36456286

>>36304947
You can, but your child will be autistic and suffer.

>> No.36456305

>>36456286
I want a Kokoro of my own.

>> No.36456546

>>36451595
Aren't old women who try to have sex with younger guys called cougars or something?
Would they enjoy being called that?

>>36456305
Instead of getting a Kokoro or a Koishi, you're way more likely to get a chris-chan.

>> No.36459137

>>36447873
ok boomer.

>> No.36459161

>>36447873
if gensokyo and Eiki are even real, witch there not.

>> No.36468847

>>36304947
Yes

>> No.36468850

>>36459161
>witch there not
Though there are witches in Gensokyo
>>36456546
Yeah but Chris-chan is the way he is because his parents were two massive tards.
Despite that, considering how mama Byakuren and papa Miko are constantly fighting over her custody and her best and only friend is the official queen of autism, Kokoro's future isn't looking too bright.

>> No.36469325

>>36468850
prove that gensokyo is real then, go ahed try.

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gap is smug.

>> No.36472443

>>36469325
you seem a bit out of it, pal, try taking it easy a bit.

>> No.36472477

>>36472443
says the person who believes Gensokyo is real.

>> No.36472932 [SPOILER] 
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>>36471697
gap is hot.

>> No.36473302
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>>36472932
Gap is fertile

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>>36473302
gap is sad

>> No.36473799

remind me how this hag is the most powerful being in gensokyo? you have a 2hu that can stop/rewrite/erase/accelerate time and one that can kill anyone instantaneously, and then some retard who can can make little portals with eyeballs in them and maybe think hard

>> No.36473977

>>36473799
your just mad.

>> No.36474456

>>36473747
Oh no why is she sad?

>> No.36478930

>>36474456
Stillborn

>> No.36480886

>>36478930
O-oh. I thought it would be something less… harsh.

>> No.36480931

Alright, you get to be a young (legal) girl in Gensokyo, but you HAVE to be under the care of one of Gensokyo's hags. Which hag do you pick? And how does it turn out?

>> No.36481148

>>36480931
>young (legal) girl
In other words, a hag. The only type of "legal" girl I'd accept being is an immortal loli.

>> No.36481477

>>36480886
Would you prefer her weeping be because her child is leaving the nest and going to college?

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>>36481477
Yukari would ensure her child goes to the very best university to ensure the vast superiority of her bloodline is flaunted well

>> No.36482392

>>36481477
At least she would still have a kid.

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>>36480886
Yukari has killed, eaten, or abducted thousands over the centuries at a minimum, and there is no indication she'd have any reservations about taking children
Countless families losing members without a trace
For once, Yukari would feel the pain she so happily inflicted on mortals without hesistation or remorse
People forget that she's a genuinely evil daemon, most deserving of the title "Monster"

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