/jp/ - Otaku Culture

well why not?

Best way to take out a skeleton is with a big weapon. Forget spells. Just smack em, and watch the bones fly!

>>36455990
Big boned!

>>36455977
Is staring at a werebat's fat ass also considered romantic?

>>36456011
>Strawberry print
Fruit bats are best bats.

>>36456011
If you're interested in a relationship with her, you should grab it.

how do I become an communal blood bag

>>36456022
first you need to buy canned bread

You are cordially invited to fuck her ass.

>>36456046
>canned bread
why?

Bat vs Vampire. Who can suck the best?

>>36456055
because its the best kind

>>36456048
How is she going to get pregnant if I go in the wrong hole though.

BIG Awoos!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33711700

Vampire thing! Someone requested this idea a while ago and it took me a while to do it. Enjoy and I hope you all had a nice labor day.

I wanna suck on Druella's druberries.

Big fat goblin rears

>>36456094
nice, I loved it

>>36456103
she is part holst

you have awakened a sleeping dragon

If I were to shitpost on 4mons, I'd first get ripped then get a great helm, then just post naked body with the helm on to derail threads then continue to post doing my body asking if anymore monsters want to see more, also would post me doing seductive poses if asked

>>36456238
I stay very still and try to blend in with her treasure hoard.

>>36456094
Pretty good. Hope that succubus gets a happy ending eventually.

>be me, a bastard child who was kicked out of his house at the age of 12
>have been begging and travelling for 4 years since then
>I arrived to the high noble part of the undead
>I sleep in a coffin and beg for food
>This night was different
>An undead monster of high status stops her coach right in front of me
>Her retainers and servants all tried to stop her from talking with me

>>36456094
kind of a shame there wasnt a twist with the Succubus coming to the rescue after recognizing him on the stream

>>36456320
>Stay still, she looks around, doesn't seem to notice you.
>It worked!
>She lets out a big yawn and walks towards you.
>Turns around and plants her fat Dragon ass on your face, then lies down and goes to sleep.

>>36456347
>"don't talk to him, he's a worthless human
>"He is a common mutt, not worth the duchess's Aria favor
>"He has no status and likely broken, you deserve the finest man"
>Silence, I wish to talk with the boy
>Hey, begger boy, whats your name?
<"Anon's the name, fair lady"as I knelt before her
>Do you want to come with me?, All I ask is for something in return
<"Yes, name the price and I'll do anything"
>Be my knight in shining armor and I'll let you come with me
<"sure, when do I start?"
>Now
>The wight then grabs you and tosses you into her coach
>You find your eyelids grow tired and sleep inside the carriage

Human boys please monster hags for home OHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>36456347
Why would they stop her?
>>36456436
Why would they act like elves?

>>36456446
it was either her or getting reverse gangbanged by a fuckton of rant girls in the middle of the street

>>36456507
*rat

>>36456446
Being homeless in MGC is not that bad when you have a Devil Bug harem.

>>36456446
whats wrong with that, she paid for me to be her mail-order husband, sure as hell beats being grabbed and taken to the sewers to be fucked by all the sewer monsters

>>36456559
bubble slimes are nice girls, that's a fucked up thing to say

>>36456562
bubble slimes are nice, now about the rest of the monsters that lurk there, not so nice

>>36456477
just wanted to write some real stuck up undead for some reason

>>36456610
>named chupa y traga
>doesn't know spanish
es mierda, pura mierda
jk, its nice pun there

What kind of pantsu do you think each 2hu girl wears?KTHYM

>>36456446
and? why is that a probelm?

I've cast a spell on you, anon!

>>36456668

>>36456610
I'm gonna shoot at her if you know what I mean.

>>36456708
you need to upgrade that peashooter of yours cause it ain't got the range

>>36456725
Rude!

>>36455977

>>36456731
just go down to your local mamano clinc and they'll fix ya right up

I like fox girls, I think they're nice. Zipangu girls in general seem like they'd be a nice time to be around.

>>36456446
I have done worse for food, I held hands with multiple monsters to get my lunch money

>>36456690
>greenmage fires a spell at anon
>anon covers his face to protect himself
>he feels a soft wet plop on his arms
>he opens his eyes and looks down
>...did she just throw a thing of cabbage?

>>36456780
>it summoned a greenworm horde

>>36456784
>instead of magic missle she casts cabbage missle which has the same effect, but instead of bolts of energy it's greenworms flying in at mach speed

>>36456784
>anon is being swarmed by greenworms
>he cries out as he feels their plump and cuddly bodies all over him
>he only gets released when the horde spits him out to fight over the cabbage
>greenmage stands over his defeated body with a smug face

We have to settle this now once and for all
Who is the best mg?

>>36456832
(you) alped

>>36455414
>>36455423
I meant what fun things could you do using Greenworms like objects or tools.

Meanwhile in 4monster:
>I've seen a human boy(he said he was 30 and thus a "grown-ass man" but you know them) say that wearing a shirt, shorts, and sandals while walking slouched to get pizza isn't an invitation for a monster to come and rape him on the spot.
>Could you believe that?

>>36456842
Kill all humans

>>36456846
>being 30
just stop getting old, lmao

>>36456842
onahole

>>36456846
A fey for pinning down and making heirs with.

>>36456827
>the girls get their greens
>greenmage gets her (soon to be husband) man
anon better move quickly if he's going to avoid the cocoon

>>36456846
>being 30
That’s like being a baby. He shouldn’t be going out alone.

>>36456874
t.

>>36456846
>walking slouched
thank god I don't do that, I am a 21 year old man after all

>>36456891
what about being 21?

>>36456846
you ever think about being the love-prisoner of affection starved fae? i do, a lot

>>36456842
Pillow

>>36456970
the PIL fork?

>>36456846
>eating pizza
A boy eats that, a real man eats raw meat with his bare hands while nude like god intended

>>36456989
Everyone doubted her, but she's graduated with her Comp Sci degree and is ready to enter the workforce

>>36456894
>wisp assassin hunting you so she can have you forever

>>36456963
>she's struggled against you for years and finally has captured you.
>Stripped naked and dragged to her bed, she strides in, a victorious smirk on her face and uses you as a daiki, nuzzling into your chest.

>>36456842
Getting stuff down from the top shelf for you because they can climb up there

>>36457025
or not being a manlet and getting it yourself

Stupid sexy onahole

>>36456846
at what point do monsters consider you a man? and don't say by having kids cause I did that and my wife still calls me a little boy

>>36456914
>>36456930
You both belong glued to Wisp hips for decades with your dicks inside her pussy. For your healthy growth.
>>36456963
>>36457024
As long as it isn’t the death dog. She weights 120 kilos! If she tops, you die!

>>36457070
>The living doll calls you a stupid sexy human

>>36457083
and did a little death kill anyone?

>>36457083
Anon please, she's big, not an idiot.
She'll get off once you pass out.

>>36457071
Depends on a combination of age, size and breeding children. If you are smaller than your wife, I’m afraid even your daughters will treat you like a boy once they outgrow you.

>>36456842
Sit one on your lap and it's like you have a little warmer on you to keep you comfy. You even have someone to talk at the same time, it's double worth

I wonder, do monsters know when you turn legal?

>>36457071
Who faints first in marathon sex: you or your wife? If you outlast her, you are a man. If she outlasts you, no matter how quick she comes you are still a boy needing nap time.

>>36457152
they can smell it

>>36457152
They can smell it likely. They are also masters of politics, using Earth’s law to justify (You) are legal and Monster law to justify you are too young to walk around without escort and that you deserved the rape.

>>36457180
>you deserved the rape.
thats if I get caught, I'll just ask this nice fox to escort me, all I have to do is give her a kiss on the cheeks

>>36457157
>succ starts crying during sex
>says she's a failure cause she's cumming too much before you
>she sobs that you would be better off with a better succ
how to fix?

>>36457223
more dick

>>36457085
>living doll
i have a confession to make

how does druella feel about meta humor?

So which monsters wouldn't care if you weren't legal?

>>36457223
pull her to your chest, make her hear your heart while you pet her head and tell her everything is alright while staying inside of her

>>36457223
fuck her until she can't remember why she was crying and make her your bimbo succ wife

>>36457124
>even your daughters will treat you like a boy once they outgrow you
Well that’s just bad parenting.

orc hentai would be the same in mgc

How do you get into the MG porn industry?
Asking for a friend.

>>36457402
look for your local tanuki and do everything they say

>>36457325
Or normal state of things if your children are dark elves or amazons.

you don't play with dolls, anon?

>>36457518
Something tells me this is an elaborate loaded question. Once you start fucking her she will tease (You) for playing with dolls

>>36457552
just insist that she is not a doll, but an action figure

>>36457518
No, the doll plays with me.

>>36457518
I sure do, in bed of course

>>36457599
what a sorry state

>>36457402
Getting in is easy. It's getting out that's hard.

>>36456094
They don't call it a VPN for nothing
>Vampire protected network

will sergeant anon be able to get his men back home from deep behind undead lines?

>>36457962
in a body bag (for 2)

>>36455990
is an average sized weapon ok too?

Slimes are best because they can be useful around the house helping with cleaning and can be fed food waste.

Good for the environment
Good for your wallet
Choose Slimes

>>36458012
do they come in milf flavor?

>>36458027
just add water

>>36458012
viscous hands typed this

>>36455990
I bet you've fought nothing but those weak boned northern skeletons, face a thick skeleton that drank her holst milk everyday and see what happens

>>36456963
>"I told you I'm not fucking you...until you're older."

>>36458035
what If I add milk instead?

>>36458060
assuming it's bovine sourced you'd get a cowslime

I want to get reverse gangbanged by a group of teenaged gyaru monster girls.

i believe in elf inferiority

>>36458075
so whats a cow slime do?

>>36458078
you're not interesting enough to be bully-raped by more than two gyarus at most anon, sorry, I'm sure you could get it on with the whole nerdy clique though

>>36458110
so where would i be on the popularity scale if i got raped by three gyarus?

why do i feel like gyaru monsters would be the most likely to be larping old monsters?

>>36458101
cowprint colors, slime cowbell, slime horns, shares pastures with barometz, makes moo noises, enjoys milkings
usual cow stuff

>>36458110
But I drive a Porsche.
Yeah it's 20 years old, but it's still a Porsche, gyarus love expensive cars.

>>36458172
so there are herds of cow slimes wandering around?

>>36458145
you'd have to be a bit down the scale or maybe engaged in a club, yknow, in a situation where you COULD be ascending socially but instead you just keep your "recluse nature". thinking about it you could still be where you are and get more gyarus if they are sisters (or related) or if there's a girl kinda into you and that's about as much of an herbivore as you also being bullied by the gyarus.

>>36458199
anon, I...

>>36456832
Apophis

Are Kikis and shogs the kind to look for a NEET? Or is that not the kind of man they mean when they look for one to needs to be taken care of?

>>36458306
you could read the profile i suppose

monster booty snack at midnight

>>36457962
they are home now, anon, now and forever.

>>36458340
Loli Anubutts
https://files.catbox.moe/66vshz.jpg

>>36458340
I don't want to put my mouth near butts, that's gross.

>>36456832
the one right next to (you) or whichever you prefer
as for me, I'd really like a hakutaku wife

>>36455977

>>36458340
slap her butt for raiding my fridge

>>36458379
ey, more for me then

>>36458340
>wake up in the middle of the night to find your bed empty
>go downstairs
>wife is raiding the fridge
>"Oh, sorry I woke you up. I got hungry. Do you want anything?"
>staring at her fat cat ass as she roots around in the fridge
>accidentally mumble chocolate cake
>wife gets extra smug, tells you to help yourself to a slice

>>36458415
ewww

>>36458415
Is that Ghidorah? Why is she purple?

Wouldn't it be funny if a lilim pretended to be a human a child, let herself be adopted by a man and then reverse-groomed him until she "grows up"? Then finally, she reveals herself and takes him as her husband.

>>36457008
>Comp Sci degree and is ready to enter the workforce
nope

>>36458617
nope only wholesome family time in this household young lady, growth spurt or not

>>36456842
>what fun things could you do using Greenworms
Ok hear me out:


>grab a Greenworm
>raise her above your head
>start running around while making propeller noises

If you get a young Greenworm she will giggle, if she’s older, then she will try to cover up her giggling with curse words.

>>36458617
>guy adopts a child cause he's lonely
>raises her with all the love he can give her
>is so proud of her when she graduates high school
>turns out his "daughter" is some sick hag playing around
lilim worst monster

>>36458647
>Monster girl gets adopted by a human that turns out to be her actual father
>Got seperated from them before she was born after a terrible accident left her parents thinking the other was dead
>Get wholesome family moments with her mom and dad when they're not fucking like rabbits after finally getting together again
Hire me, Druella. I have thousands more ideas for children stories you can make bank off of.

>>36458450
>you take the knife from a nearby drawer
>"a-anon? t-that's not w-what I meant..."
>you push her deeper inside the fridge, your free hand holding her ass
>she's squirming as you press the knife against her exposed cheek
>"ANON PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DO THIS PLEASE I WAS JUST-"
>you stab her ass, blood dripping down her legs
>her voice weakens
>"a-anon... I l-love you please stop..."
>you do it again her dark brown blood(?) making a puddle in the floor
>as you pull the neat slice you carved yourself she... moans?
>you take a bite as your wife starts clearly climaxing right in front of you
>it's chocolate
>she's chocolate
>wake up next with the weirdest boner and with your wife right next to you
>lick her, just in case
>not chocolate

alp lilim

>>36456842
You can still go fishing, it's just you'll get attacked by an angry mermaid with strong maternal instincts

>>36458763
The big gay

Catch!

>>36458815
Y-Yamero!

>>36458763
>>36458787
>her army is filled with alp variants of the monster girls
>Alp hellhounds, Alp cheshires, alp ice queens, alp greenworms,alp alps, you name it, there's an alp version of it
>all wear that navy uniform with the ascot but the shirt is a crop top and they wear booty shorts
>They are also the demon lords navy

>>36458815
(it was a hologram)

>>36458815
thanks, I'm keeping it

>>36458815
No, you catch

>>36458815
>>36458952
war has changed...

>>36458952
I'd take a hellpup, I bet they would be really cute even if they seem scary.

>>36458952
i like this picture. what other things would a monster throw at you?
>your shog maid throws a shog ball at you

>>36459018
cursed mortar yeeting a motor at ya

>>36459018
>golem throws a brick at you

>>36459018
>golem throws a brick at you

>>36458871
>all alps in the DL Navy
It makes so much sense now.
Now I want to be hit on by a bunch of drunk alps in sailor uniforms.

>>36459018
>demon tells you to catch and throws a ball of paper at you
>you uncrumple it
>it's a contract that says "catch this if you agree to get married"

>>36459128
Honey! Please don't throw bricks!

>>36459159
>police called because Pitbull Kobold keeps throwing bricks at people she doesn’t like

>>36459018
Throwing parasite slimes

>>36459018
Holsts throw their milky bras

>>36459193
schluuuuurp

Party like a shog!

>>36459018
Hakus throw books when you get a math question wrong

>>36459219
you also get the milk addiction status, it cannot be removed unless you drink holst milk straight from the tap

>>36459257
>tfw will never get to be the lazy underachiever that can actually do the work well in a Haku's class

>>36457765
w-why?

>>36459258
I fail to see a problem

>>36459306
neither do the holsts, the only ones who do have problems are the baphos

>>36459283
You signed a contract. Should've read the fine print.

>>36459265
you just described me

I got banned from the local prankster’s guild for posting cringe now the cheshires keep teasing me about it how do I make them stop?

>>36459334
embrace the cringe and become a cringelord or go under an old wise chesh and train your memefu

>>36459334
>local prankster’s guild
>not being in the guild of big booms
tell me how I know your balls haven't dropped yet?

>>36459411
ugly

>>36459425
That's okay, monsters will love you anyway.

>Buy haunted house
>Expect ghost blowjob
>Instead the ghost just makes out with me
>Long, sloppy spit and ectoplasm soaked kisses throughout the night making me harder than steel
>Almost going to cum from just kissing her but she stops right as I’m on the edge
>Want to grab her hips and pull her down but everything except her head is intangible
>Can’t grab her head for a blowjob cause once our lips are locked she isn’t letting go until I’m a gasping, panting, horny mess
How in Hel’s name do I make this ghost tangible and repay her for all my ruined orgasms?

>>36459498
get another ghost and have sex with her in front of original ghost

>>36459498
Exercise your dead.

>>36458645
She went hungry through schooling, goddammit she just wants to make enough to sate her appetite

>>36459749
Do not pet the parrot. Everything is an erogenous zone.

https://nhentai.net/g/372104/
Red Hood!

>>36459757
nice

harpy girls would be the easiest to get off

undead gray mushroom cake spread

>>36459766
I'm never going to stop breeding my wife, no matter how old I get.

>>36459749
Do harpy husbands have the same smell addiction /an/ has for feathers?

>>36459498
Grab a vacuum cleaner and do what must be done

Friendly reminder that all lewd young monstergirls must spend time in horny jail.

https://imgur.com/a/hncz2kV

>>36459867
I don't see anything

>>36459867
>The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available
Serves him right
He trusted imgur

>>36459894
>>36459901
Imgur is fucking cringe I guess.

https://imgbox.com/g/IQFd4PDVcB

>>36459915
wtf is this kdf shit

>>36458815
Do monster girls have Sukusukus now too?

>>36459915
That's unexpectedly hot

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33736513

A novella I've been working on for a while. Demon Hunter Trevor Rensor is tasked with the extermination of a cat demoness.
Expect a feisty nekomata, a sassy lilim and a dimwitted siren, as well as a lot of blood and violence.
There's several sexual escapades in this story, and they range from brutal rape to sadistic femdom to gentle femdom. Please enjoy.

I've posted my works in these threads previously, I'm on the writer list as 'Insomniatic.' I guess I go by Somdola now.

>>36459839
Depends on what they smell like.

>>36459915
That's a human.

>>36459962
>blood and violence
But that's bad

How is Master Anon going to explain to his snooty noble parents why all the maids in his mansion are heavily pregnant?

>>36460013
It's okay. Nobody gets hurt too bad unless they really deserved to.

>>36460031
I want to see a Snooty Kiki
>Anon my son, you are supposed to have her give you a son before she’s monsterized

How would a smug kiki behave? I figure all shogs are smug due to their understanding of things beyond human's scope but what would smug kikis be like?

>>36460100
>shogs are smug due to their understanding of things beyond human's scope
You have it backwards. They’re smug because head empty except for (You).

>anon goes on a date with a girl he met online
>she definitely doesn't look the age she says she is, but he's more concerned about his erection threatening to punch a hole in his pants just from looking at her

>>36460135
Old Hags and Ancient Evils are meant to be cuddled, spoiled, and made into mothers. This is the natural order of things.

>>36460100
Smug kiki
>be Anon
>you walk into the house
>feeling... not sure, maybe hungry, maybe thirsty
>before you can decide, your Kiki maido ushers you into an armchair while holding a freshly-poured cold beer and a sammich
>you take the proferred glass and plate
>you put the plate in your lap as you need a hand to lift the sammich
>your Kiki 'tuts' almost inaudibly as she lifts the empty plate onto the arm of the chair
>her face as she unzips your jeans is smug contentment, she even flicks the remote to the perfect channel as her smug grin engulfs you...

>>36460031
They’re just mad I didn’t want to take the family’s Shoggoth maid.

>>36460243
Snooty kiki
(basically Horny MaryPoppins with feather ruffles etc)
>be Anon
>come home to your shitty apartment
>the door is unlocked, and opens gently as you go to put the key in the lock
>Anon enters warily...
>the dirty armchair you scored off the kerb is gleamingly clean and somehow looks plumper and comfier, its rips neatly stitched together
>your flatscreen is glistening, all the cords to your consoles and handcontrollers are coiled in flat neat rolls and straight networked cable-runs
>the empty pizza boxes are stacked neatly in the corner, all corners straight
>the empty beer cans are in a perfect pyramid in the opposite corner, the layers arranged by brands and colors
>your stained carpet somehow looks lush, like a manicured lawn, and the stains somehow have an 'artistic' aspect, like a Pollock painting
>then, while you're still trying to work out what the fuck has happened.... >>36460243 continues

>>36460309
Very snooty Kiki
>>36460309
>>36460243
>she takes out a bowl of warm scented water, a heated towel, and another soft fluffy towel
>"Tsk tsk, as if you think I'm going to put that dirty unwashed thing in my mouth...and swallow it like the filthy goo you've been collecting in those jars under your bed..."

>>36460339
Cute bat!

Be careful, desert wan is extra cranky today!

>>36460354
Very strict snooty Kiki
>be Anon
>>36460309
>>36460243
>>36460354
>when you junk is now spotlessly clean, gently scented, and diamond-hard
>her face rises up to your level
>she lifts her skirts and petticoats
>her gleaming white lace-edged bloomers are divided at the crotch
>she climbs onto the armchair, her scaly calves straddling your thighs
>"Well, there's going to me no more of this wasting precious sperm in unwashed jars, there's only one proper receptacle for that precious fluid, do you understand, Young Master..?
>one hand reaches under your glass to steady it so you don't spill any beer on the nice clean carpet, as with the other she pushes your chest back into the chair and lowers herself onto poor helpless Anon

>>36460381

>>36460435
Ok enough greentextfagging.

>>36460547

>>36460553
>tfw your Kiki realises those old jars she polished and rearranged neatly under your spotless bed are attracting stray Shoggs

>>36460566

>>36460339
Bat Gang

>>36460535
I don't really like hellhounds, but this one…this one is different.

>>36458415
>man face

Around elves, watch yourself

>>36460690
What a strange Oni.

What should you never feed to Greenworms, and why?

>>36460719
Spicy peppers would be one, I assume.

>>36460731
Yes, chili peppers evolved to deter mwees. Only humans are dumb enough to eat them.

>>36460690
This ends exactly like with that adolescent lamia film-freak isn't it?

>>36458617
Haha yeah, funny and cute.

>>36460571
>quiet shy Kiki
When Anon is all tided up in neat clean clothes, eating wholesome homecooked meals, and is immaculately groomed with a neat clean pad, he starts attracting a lot of different high-end Mamonos.
His dutiful Kiki maido cleans up the mess every morning, picks up all the discarded torn mamono panties, washes and irons the stained sheets, even cleans their discarded dresses overnight, makes the mamono-skanks a healthy breakfast, and calls them a cab.
And as a Maid, she's okay with that as long as she's loyally serving her Master.
Then one night her Master picks up what he thought was just a hot purple-goo girl, and a Shog comes in and in between fucking her Master, the bitch dares to start 'tidying' things.
And once she has started to work, she won't leave her Master.
A storm of tidying and serving.
>Anon becomes a slice of meat in a very neat sammich

>>36460731
Okay, but why? What would happen if she ate one?

>>36460765

>>36460785
Flame farts?
"Hulk"-rage?
Evil poison 'take over the world laugh' personality change wurm?

>Ugly
>Skinny fat
>Acne
>Oily skin
>Retard
Mother Nature protects me from rape.

>>36460864
The only protection from mamono-rape would be to cut your dick off.
>desperate Mamono out hunting sees a hulking unmistakingly masculine figure walking through her forest one night
>smells the irresistable scent of human x-y chromosomes on the breeze
>creeps up in the dark, grabs her prey by the manly hips
>kisses those strong lips while brushing up against that strong five-o'clock shadow
>reaches down into her prey's jeans, tearing the zipper apart
>.... and nothing
"Ohmigawd! Did you just assume my wrong pronouns!?"
>twists the neck until it snaps
>discards the worthless husk
>resumes her desperate search

>>36460907
>the depressed Mamono walks down through the forest to the roadside bar
>deserted except for the goblin barwench
>orders a tankard of beer to drown her sorrows
Outside there's a low rumbling sound as a lone Harley pulls up in front of the bar
>the biker dismounts, spits tobacco onto the ground, and swaggers into the Bar
>solid, muscular, boots and jeans, a flannel jacket , prison tattoos and a buzzcut
>the monstergirl excitedly sniffed the air thru the smells of stale beer and old cigar smoke
FML, can't win a trick tonight
>"At least tell me you've got a big strap-on in those saddlebags..."

>>36460907
And then a lich comes and resurrects the dickless wonder with a fresh package. Or he comes back as a zombie/ghost/skeleton girl.

Do you think centaurs paint their hooves like women paint their toe nails?

>>36457445
Even your Amazon daughter should treat you like an adult. You were the one that changed her nappies, spoonfed her, and read her bedtime stories.

>Hey Anon... can you tell me, uh... what's your favorite Spyro level?

>>36461210
>tfw was a PC kid

Canadians!

>>36461210
Spyro 1: Wizard Peak
Spyro 2: Metropolis
Spyro 3: Lost Fleet

>>36461032
Ofc.
There are already hoofpaints for show horses or just dressing-up.
Even 'decorative' horseshoes with filigree fronts that come up over the hoof like little hoof-tiaras.
Theyre a waste on regular horses because they'll wreck a hoofpaint by going galloping thru mud etc, but a Cent with greater awareness would behave herself if in her 'best gear' like a 3d girl in her best stilettos wouldnt go running thru mud.

>>36461391
Wait, scratch that. Spyro 1 is Alpine Ridge.

>>36461210
I’ve never played a spyro game.

>>36461016
Tranny gets killed or finally 41%s when the mamonos take all the available guys.
>gets resurrected with a dick
>tries to get it cut off again
>it keeps regenerating
Kek

>>36461395
>I showed you my hooves.
>Please respond.

>>36460907
Wouldn't they just alp instantly tho?
"wanting to be a woman" is literally what alps are.

>>36461395
But can they even reach them?

>>36460864
lolibait

>>36461032
I don't like painted toe nails and it would just look weird on centaurs.
>>36461585
They can reach their front hooves easily, and even the hind hooves if they sit down in the right position.

skeleton milk

>>36462021
It’s good for bones.

>>36462045
and boners making them stronger and last longer

how much bigger would the milk aisle be?

>>36462223
Thinking you'd need to buy milk in a store.

>>36461252
Is that a button nose I see?

Humans are built to lose to onis

>>36462735
Humans are built to lose.

>>36462735
Onis are weak to lovey-dovey stuff.
You just made me remember I need to continue Andy's story with the oni...
Now I'll be even more piled up. Fug.

>>36462760
ok but especially to onis

If you fail all your tests, ms haku will take you in for remedial lessons and will force you to drink her milk and jerk you off but every time you get a question wrong, she ruins your orgasm, for every 100 questions you get right, you get to cum. If you get 1000 questions right, you get to have sex with Ms Haku but you can't come inside. you get to come inside when you 100s on all your tests

>>36462760
I wasn't built to lose, I was built to win even under dire straits

>>36462865
I'm 28 I don't need to take any tests

>>36462964
>28
shouldn't you be in school?

>>36462992
Nope! I just spend all day turning up at people's doors to fix their plumbing only to be greeted by sights like this

>>36461655
Weird colors like >>36461395 purple glitter look weird, especially on a brown hair/hide like that. It might work on a white unicorn, but that just looks odd.
Most showponies and Olympic dressage horses etc have black gloss or clear gloss paint to shine more without looking unnatural.
>if they cant reach directly but I suspect they can, they could get a long brush, or sisterhoods could paint each others hooves, or they just pay some vietnamese immigrant to do it for them.

>>36462964
You don't want to drink Haku milk?

>>36462865
>>36463242
I don't remember reading about Haku milk, what does it taste like?

>>36463307
Like Acing you’re final exams

>>36462895
the only thing you are winning is a wife, you don't have a saying in this.

>>36459962
the Doom references made me giggle

>>36463322
you never said how I was winning my wife

>>36462992

>>36463317
you are getting milked by a Haku

sabbath accidentally discovers coffee

>>36463474
loli rapists become hyperactive loli rapists

>>36463428
by losing at being raped.

>>36463515
you can't lose if you rape first and make sure to fuck her retarded

>>36463307
pure knowledge

>>36463474
Pretty sure Grelia has already been going through pots of the stuff on a daily basis.
It’s probably best to keep it away from the… less responsible sabbaths.

>>36463643
Tangentially related, the pai loli/shortstack Nav Grelia is pure love and for mating pressing.

Has anyone tried telling a baphomet that drinking coffee makes them seem more mature?

>>36463474
Only faggo's drink cawfee anyways, all the cool kids drink boomer juice TM.

>>36463716
>cofee
>boomer juice
real men drink milk or water only, the rest are little babies that still need to have someone near them so they don't get lost and get raped

>>36463742
based, stay hydrated anons

>>36455977

>>36463742
>milk drinker

>>36463742
but what about some juice? it's good too...

>>36463529
you can't outrape the rapists, anon, nonetheless I wish you the best of luck on your affairs and a very happy marriage.

>>36463772
There is nothing wrong with drinking gazer goop.

Men belong submerged within their slime wives every hour of the day.

>>36455977

>>36463800
>needs juice
Aw, the baby wants his blankey cause he's can't think of not drinking something sweet, don't tell me you wet the bed as well

>>36461210
I want to be an egg stealer.

>>36463816
>you can't outrape the rapists
just watch me, ye of little faith

>>36463827
No, slimes belong sealed in a jar, only to watch while you fuck your wife.

>>36463903
you belong in a cage

>>36463839
not all fruits are sweet, lemon being an obvious example. and yes, I do like sweet things though I never add sugar to it, nothing wrong with that.

>>36463957
>replying

>>36463999
who are you quoting?

>>36463772
You WILL drink the milk
You WILL need a nap
You WILL touch the cow
You WILL do it now

>>36464018
Anon’s Guide for the Easily Baited

>>36464028
but I've got work to do...

>>36463772
and what of it?

>>36463716
>>36463643
>>36463481
I thinks he's referring to the myth that coffee was discovered when a goat herder noticed his goats stared dancing when they ate certain berries.

>>36463772
Youkai milk is good for your health.

>>36464078
you win this time..

>>36464154
very true

>>36464154
>t. Yokai

>>36464154
but how good is the question?

>>36464276
Good..? It's fucking great.

>>36464394
what are the benefits of drinking youkai milk then ?

>you bought the wrong pudding flavor anon

>>36464406
The family rule is that you have to come along shopping if you want any input on what exactly gets purchased.

>>36464405
Vitamins, good fats, proteins, telomere repair, etc.

>>36459962
gl with your writings Im not interested unless its MGE related. male monsters are pretty cringe

>>36464456
>telomere repairs
thats why youkai don't physically age past their 30s

>>36463772
Monsterize and impregnate the shrine maiden

>>36464756
The shrine maiden is already monsterized

>>36464756
Tewi's gonna play a prank on her.

Getting snatched by a muscular monster is all fun and good, but it doesn't compare to getting seduced by her. She'll be giddy when you willingly agree to go to her place.

>>36460795
Prime shog mouthpussy!
in the bed and on the walls

>>36464915
wholesome romance > swift attack

>>36464951
True.

Do I masturbate to purple, prankster cat, or do I masturbate to black, rape bird?
Or do I go with the wildcard option, the tentacle mouth dragon?

Help me decide, /mgt/!
Any other girl besides the three above will be disregarded.

>>36464154
And how

>>36464915
Snatching a muscular monster and carrying her halfway down the street before your legs give out and you can barely walk for several days. The important thing is you made her feel like a dainty little flower for about fifteen seconds.

>>36464996
jabber

>>36464996
Try the bird this time

>>36465022
>not putting a piece of wood in your mouth and enduring the pain until you brought to her to your bed and then making sweet sweet love to her as you ignore the pain
shame

>>36464996
I'd go with prankster cat, personally

>>36465007
If you choose to mate with the fox, then you must also make half breeds with her gap mistress.

>>36465082
I'd gladly do that as well

>>36465112
!

>>36465082
Nah, there’s enough hag chasers out there to get one to occupy the gap.

>>36465121
i'd make so many half breeds with them two that there would be more half breeds in gensokyo than humans and fullblooded youkais combined, and I'll make sure of it

>>36465205
cow mistress of the cow manor

>>36465205
He did some wonderful preg.

>>36465026
>>36465053
>>36465078
>1 of each
Y'all were no help.
I decided as a tiebreaker to go with the first one posted, the fetish dragon.

I was told undeads only wanted to cuddle were really nice, but this undead keeps looking at me like this and it's spooky.

>>36460535
Is that a heaven hound?

>>36465371
Take her to the dentist.

>>36465371
Write "Yeti" on a seal and stick it on her head

>>36465371
give her a kiss

>>36465321
third anon here. sorry, I had left auto off and didn't see the others. my other vote would be for tentacle dragon so I guess it all worked out in the end.

>>36465435
What other things could you write on the seals?

>>36465371
They can sometimes freeze in place. Rigor mortis and all. First, rub gently around her eyes and close and open her eyes for her. Be very careful with this. You don't want to poke her eyes. Then gently stick your fingers in her mouth to get her tongue moving around again. Her tongue may need some massaging, so be sure to get really feel around. Or you could use your own tongue for this. The moisture from your mouth to hers would be beneficial as well. Lastly, remove your fingers from her mouth (or tongue), and gently push her jaw up and down to get her back in the rhythm of using it again.

I'd also recommend rubbing her cheeks, so that she can also get back to a wider range of facial expression.
Undeads can be spooky and even rapey, but if you treat them lovingly and with care, they'll reciprocate that love and care.

>>36465471
oneesan, baba, alive, analslut, wife, darling, and my favorite, doting mama

Looks like the summoning spell worked a little too well. You have three wives now.

>>36455977
Multi-armed MG when?

>>36465738
Isn't it the same woman?

>>36465738
>milk chococlate, condesed chocolate and dark chocolate
fucking amazing, time to add some cream

>>36465862
yes, but she is trying to make you guess which one is "the real her"

>>36465899
I accept all of them

>>36465862
In the game they all fuck the guy at the same time in some scenes so either they're sisters or clones.

Hopefully people ignore the fact that I did something absolutely retarded thing I did this morning but, woah hey! New Wheel of Romance!
4binz: https://www.4binz.org/529
AO3 for the scraper: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33740554

Human boys belong to monster laps

>>36466119
If he starts touching the monster's breasts it's a sign of sexual frustration and approval to be raped. You can confirm this with Hellhounds and Cheshire Cats.

>>36466135
knowing me, I would end up with my mouth on their nipple

>>36466160
>proposing straight away
H-How bold

>>36466178
I'd also start sucking as well

>>36466199
preposterous, next thing you are going to say is that you are going to leave bite marks aswell

>>36466309
I would end up doing that since I am doing this asleep

>>36459962
Not entirely what I go here for, but I enjoyed it.

>>36465738
>three powerful demons all going for the same young lord.

>>36466119
That sounds nice

>>36456998
>raw meat with his bare hands while nude like god intended
I did all of that, except for the naked part, which now that you mention it I am definitely going to include next time
tearing apart 2.5pounds of raw grassfed chuckroast with my bear hands was one of the most intensely sensual and gratifying things I've ever done
I swear hands have some kind of tastebud in them, the things I could 'feel' touching the flesh and juices directly, the pleasure
it was magical

>>36466119
*belong between monster thighs
FTFY

>>36459498
Reverse blowjobs with ghosts! And by that I mean she phases through your butt and sucks your sick from behind. Imagine, if you will, her licking and rubbing the head of your dick with the inside of her lips, licking the head from behind and around.

>tfw ywn be a young, pure, and naive boy that fell into wonderland by accident and get taught all the wonderous things that can happen by a wonderland oneesan
why am I still here

>>36466589
I am a slave to demon thighs! Help!

>>36456998
>>36466469
You know, you guys can always go hunting… there’s nothing more manly than bagging a twelve point buck, gutting and cleaning it, and making deer burgers for your Wood Elf Ranger waifu.