/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>36413058
Dumb vampire she is not charismatic

>>36413058
her mouth is open, does she want to drink my semen then?

>>36413078
Works on my machine.
No seriously how about you mess with your useragent or something instead of constantly bitching, because it’s obvious that most Firefox users can post just fine.

>>36413058

>>36413175
very cute greenworm

Gluttonous girls are cute. What monster girls are gluttons?

>>36413212
jabbers, (you) as an alp, Beelzubs, and your wifes fat ass

>>36413212
I hate this fat bitch so much

I wanna live in a castle with a bunch of horny vampires

mint choco slime
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92477487
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92477521

>>36413293
>>36413240
How rude!

>>36413187
She's such a cutie I love her so much

>>36413212
I think all monsters are gluttons for their husband.

>greedy dragon girls with abandonment issues

Ko_o__

>>36413343
I only speak the truth for that is all I am able to speak

>>36413457
More

>>36413174
Oddly, I wasn't firefox-image-banned when the initial comments came on but a day or so later I was.

>>36413240
I'll never be an alp.

>>36413464
>>>/vt/ and stay there

>>36413343
Youmu literally slaves away every day cooking food for this fat fuck that doesn’t even need to eat so yuyuko is basically spitting in the face of every organism that actually needs food to survive while poor youmu is worked to death not to mention she killed herself like a fucking bitch

>>36413527
>I'll never be an alp.

cow goes moo and milks you

>>36413541
Yuyuko is a hungry ghost though! And it's fun to feed her! I'm sure Youmu recognizes this!

I love my teacher

>>36413606
Does the perfect maid let mastah drink too much or does she cut him off?

>>36413642
That guy is me every day.

>>36413642
Oopsie, didnt mean to reply

>>36413642
maid makes mastah addicted to her pussy

>>36413647
Your meido is worried about you!

>>36413457
>>36413480

babysitting bratty hellhounds

>>36413452

>>36413550
It's true, I won't.

>>36413715
You're less of a "sitter" and more of a distraction.

>>36413212
Yuyuko-sama is so cute!

>>36413717
>>36413452
goddamn, the foxes have been eating good

>>36413734
So THAT'S where all the shrine donation money is going.

>>36413538
No. She is still a cute dog girl, which is relevant to the thread.

>>36413715
>Hey Anon? We appreciate you babysitting our girls but....is it me or are they looking a bit 'rounder' than normal?

>>36413746
a shrine maiden's job is tough after all

>>36413761
Twitch streamers are not thread relevant and you're pathetic for donating your life savings to them.

>>36413715
I prefer being babysat by overbearing older hellhound

>>36413829
I agree, I need a big hellhoung oneesan

>>36413776
It doesn't help that they're carrying around 50+lbs of titty.
...which probably means they're all much stronger than they look.

>>36413829
>big loner hellhound gets overly attached to you so you have to babysit her so she doesnt get sad anf lonely

>>36413777
They aren't Twitch streamers, they're cute anime girls, and the one I'm posting is a cute anime dog monster girl, and they're entertaining to watch. Who needs to donate.

MOLEST_BEANS

>>36413964
Beans molest you

A maid is still a maid, even if she's not as...mobile.

>>36413964

>>36414019
Wendimaid's winter responsibilities involve keep her warm with blankets and making sure she has a hot chocolate dispenser at all times!

>>36414019
Or if she has a little trouble getting through doorways!

>>36414030
Sounds more like the servant being served, though...

>>36414031
Head kiki has her work cut out for her getting all these new maids trained up to serve her master.

>>36414048
that is a NOBLE and REFINED WIGHT, she will NOT STAND FOR THIS

>>36414048
head kiki maid is cute
she may not be the most tallest, or strongest, or even bustiest, but she keeps those other maids in line

>>36414038
During the summer months Wendimaid needs help too, she needs a kiddie pool filled with ice to cool down and someone to clean her coat when it gets stained with grass

>>36414061
She doesn't look very noble or refined.

>>36413058

>>36414048
Some maids need more help than others

Blogposty as fuck being simply being told "do better" as criticism for a story in a circle of friends is a bigger kung fu kick to the drive to do shit than waking up next to a Beelzebub.

would you hug an alp

>>36414177
I'd hug an alp while giving her the roughest mating press of her life.

>>36414165
Need new friends brudda

>>36414134
All maids are perfect!

>>36414165
'friends'
>>>>Friends
Seriously, fuck those guys.

how can I get (gently) raped?

>>36414189
that's gay
alps are gay

>>36414215
Walk into Yeti territory and talk about how cold it is

>>36414215
cow

>>36414234
arouse a snake in hibernation

>>36413058

>>36414215
cry about how lonely you are and how you want a monster to cuddle you

>>36413985
SUBMIT

mouse butt

>>36414215
an alp will do it

>>36414215
ask the shy monster under your bed

>>36414224
Hey, if you don't like monster pussy, that's fine. Just means more for me.

>>36413296
Imagine them fighting over who gets to drink your blood first.

>>36414436
Alps used to be male.

>>36414165
Lmfao, you can probably get better help from /wfg/ on /trash/ than that.

>>36414215
Act hurt and vulnerable, say outloud that you need to be protected

>>36414199
Why not just stop being friends with them then?

Help, my monster gf is sad due to the fact that I can lift way more than her

>>36414215
Hug a hellhound and ask her to protect you.

>>36413777
Why do people keep thinking they're anything like western streamers when they aren't? They produce more original content, and are a lot closer to the Vocaloid and Utaite artists that /jp/ was all about.

>>36414491
And you used to be a baby. So anyone who fucks you is a toddlercon.

>>36414549
the only content i've had the displeasure to witness is thumbnails of anime styled avatars playing video games.
if it's pretending to be something different i don't see the difference

>>36414165
Do better then faggot and fuck off

which monster would most likely have nice plump and thick lips

>>36414693
ghouls

>>36413308
being caught by a monster's hair is nice, slime or not

>>36413175
This worm with the hat is making me consider

stupid 'core

>>36413058
It's 11 PM, do you know where your children are?

>>36414803
I don't have kids? I am 20 so I ain't a kid either

>>36414803
they are in my wife, waiting to be fertilized

>>36414693
Alps.

>>36414846
why?

Watch out!

>>36414877
nononoNONONONO

>>36414869
OH NO NO NO NO ELFBROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!

What's the monster girl equivalent of the THX logo that appears before the actual movie starts?

>>36414849
they're flat, so that's the only thing they have going for them.

>>36414639
>I don't know anything about it but I hate it
based retard

>tfw no bogey to wake up hugging

>>36414941
such is the wisdom of age.

FUCK MONSTERS AND FUCK 'EM WELL. TRAIN TO FUCK FOR LIFE IS TO FUCK AS HARD YOU CAN

One of these days I'll be able to post cute rabbits.

The kind with southern accents!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get comfy and sleep with big muscle maids.

>>36414884
Silly elf, everybody knows that you can't beat the ring.

>>36415049
I appreciate you

Fox ass before I go to sleep

>>36415156
Big fluffy tail is the perfect centerpiece.

>>36414891
XXX

Must. Not. Breed. Lilims.

>>36415499
Good thing they have a dogshit fertility stat.

>momimomi

>>36415499
so what's your guys poorly thought out oc lilim occupation?
mine's the lilim of interior design

>>36413642
tricksy maids don't cut off their mastah, but for his own good they make his cutoff-point drink a knockout
mastah can only wonder how he manages to black out on only X servings and never has a hangover in the morning

>>36416033
lilim of social non-awkwardness

>>36413058
ESPOSA

>>36416435
>s-so... umm....
>yeah, ha ha
>do you ever uhh...
>do... you know... yeah...
>the blushing fidgiting mess of lilim sitting in front of you tries to grab her drink
>she fumbles the cup and spills it on you
>freaks out and tries to help you clean it up
>knocks over your drink too
>tears up
>tries to run out of the restaurant
>slips on the spilled soda, faceplants into the tile
>yelled at by the owner for trying to leave without paying
>tears and blood from her nose running down her face as she bolts for the door
>tries to push the pull door, trapped for a few seconds while she tries to figure it out
>watch her as she flees across the street, almost getting flattened by a car as she blindly runs across the crosswalk
>trips on the opposite curb
>you get a text from one of her sisters who set the date up, asking how it's going
>tell her you can't wait for the second date

>>36415859
I want... I want wolf milk.

>>36416435
I wanna facefuck Druella.
I wanna facefuck her so hard that the only noise coming from her mouth is her slurping on my dick, choking on my dick, cum, and her spit, and swallowing of my cum and her spit. I'm gonna inject myself with manticore venom, so that she's overwhelmed with cum. Even if she looks up at me with begging eyes to stop, I'm gonna keep fucking her face

Druella will be forced to marry my dick

How do I deal with the trolls on my fitness social media who always just leave messages of “Built for hellhound pussy” and other variations of this

>>36416517
have you tried fucking a hellhound? I'm sure it would help

>>36416517
Link them to your onlyfans where you show videos of yourself fucking Hellhound brand onaholes.

>>36416517
You JUST know.

>>36416517
wear a dragon flute necklace

>>36416517
I think you should ask to meet all of them IRL in a closed space so that you could talk it out, they'll probably understand what is bothering you and maybe you'll even get a few friends out of it!

>>36416685
WHAT do they know!? They never say!

>>36416517
>>36416685
>>36416754
The Hellhound Hoodlums

I bet monster girls love playing strip poker as soon as there's a guy playing with them

>>36416865
I bet they’d also try to give you a foot/pawjob under the table to distract you.

>>36416033
Christmas Lillim, basically MGE Santa

>>36416865
Even alps?

What would amazons post on 4monster?

>>36413343
Jiggling bits.

>>36417046
Spoilers cause it's barely monster related

New comm
Love my family

>>36417046
>If your man does any work outside of the house, you might as well accept that he's cucking you.
>Might as well get a bicorn if you're gonna let him do that.

>>36415049
I wish there was a muscle Shog I could post.

>>36417189
>"I will not have sex with big ladies."
>"Just for that, you're having sex with the large women, then the beautiful women, then the petite women, then the large women again."

>>36417262
That's because shogs have no muscle. They're all goop.

>>36417282
You know what I mean, they can still achieve the aesthetics.

>>36416033
NEET lilim

>>36417282
im pretty sure they can compress themselves, compressed fluids are just solids

>>36417293
It's the hard work that matters.

>>36416499
Lilim mouthpussy is very powerful. You think your mind will survive?

>>36413078
use ungoogled chromium
firefox lost its original purpose once the jews took over and added spyware

I want to romance this angel.

>>36417426
Shoggy works hard to please her Mastah, that's what counts!

>>36417749
Is she fallen?

Hey anon! How about some Philippe Druillet?

>>36417293
Perfect for being trapped inside.

>>36418429
Mastah is going to get shog'd

>>36417258
Fat snek and smol sneks

I need a mindflayer gf, where can I find one?

>>36418913
The Underdark is the place to go

>>36418947
do I just find a wurm tunnel and keep walking until I find the underdark or can I just dig all the down?

>ah mister anon just the man I wanted to see!
>you know, your wife kept prattling on about some "great kingdom" nonsense when I, uh, "persuaded" her to let me sit on her throne...
>so, I fixed her for you! Allow me to show you what this baby can do now. We'll go over every... Single.... Minute... Detail, together~
>hope your bed can handle the both of us now, "honey!". Ufufufu!

>>36418913
Just go to the underdark and ask for a psychologist

>>36418996
Cast feather fall and jump down

>>36418997
Nah, that's not my wife, My wives are a bunch of Khepri. You can keep her.

>>36419009
>casting feather fall like a pussy
>not using your downward slash to fall in style

>>36418997
I was just her pet human

>>36418997
At last! We can now live under a Grape Snake Dictatorship!

>>36418997
Time to murder a whore snake.

>>36418947
>go to the underdark
>now have two dark elf mistresses
oh well

>>36418997
I was just about to enter to say I am quitting and am gonna start a holst farm far from here, but thanks. I am never coming back

>>36419044
I always imagined it being the MGE version of Not!Vegas

>>36418947
what do I need to present to the gatekeeper when I get there?

>>36419118
There are no gatekeepers, it's just a series of tubes.

>>36419122
>Wight criticized after calling the underdark "a series of tubes"

>>36419122
Ok, what about the laws, are there any that I need to know so I don't get in trouble

>>36419149
Just stay out of the Dark Elf cities and Goblin Towns, it's pretty lawless territory out there.

>>36419161
so how do I know where the flayers are at?

>>36419171
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead

>>36419171
It's very far down. And they will probably find you first

>>36419171
look for cancer chuul

>>36419210
>>36419226
So just make enough of a racket that monsters come to see whats happening? I can do that

What would it be like having two flayer wives?

>>36419278
I'm of two minds on the issue

>>36419278
Constant pleasure
ASMR
Maybe some spooky ancient evil abyss rituals
A lot of cuddling

>>36419278
why not three or four or even seven?

>>36416033
NEET that likes parasite slimes and experiments that make the 'good bits' on girls big.
She herself is flat and pear shaped.

>>36416033
lilim that larps as an seraphmin and has monster troops look like nuns and angels

>>36419509
Sounds kinda scary
>full on insatiable evil semen demons hidden behind divine and pure forms.

>>36419278
>*squelch*
>spoken hearts
>lewd giggles
All you'd ever hear for the rest of your life
And the worst part is you're not even safe in your own thoughts
At the very least... YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>>36419577
and they look exactly like what they are imitating

>>36419581
But I'm just a kid!

>>36419370
For some reason I can't even imagine having any other wives than the two of them.

>>36419122
>tubes
Space pirate MG when?

Onis stink!

>>36419603
the old tentacle in the ear, right?

>>36419577
isn't that just angels without the pretext of holy words from god

>>36419614
Don't know what you're talking about, it's always been there.

>>36419592
Even more susceptible to being turned into a mindflayer worshipper

>>36419654
>>36419654
whats good, ass or titties?

Marry both the kiki and the shog

>>36419606
>Space Outlaw Anon
>Dragon Commander
>space pirates
Space sounds pretty cool

>>36419606
>the hunter is a male!

>>36419712
I will be the space merc with a mouth, as long you paying, I'll do anything

Traveling with Pharaoh-sama, visiting all the continents!

>>36419676
Come to think of it, I've always love both equally.

>>36419779
do you remember how you met your wives?

Should I trust angels? I mean know there suppose to be the good girls but something is always scary about them.

>>36419889
trust no one, not even an angel sent to protect you

>>36419889
Mating press first, ask questions later.

how monsters assert dominance without fighting

>>36419889
Angels are completely thrustworthy

>>36419823
No idea what you're talking about, we've always been married.
It's perfectly normal for that to happen.

>>36419931
I really want to see what the queen Holstaur looks like.

>>36419959
>A kingdom of cows and cow like monsters
I want to live there for the milk, no other reason whatso ever

I feel like flayers and veterans with ptsd would match up a lot.
Also a lot of those crazy abyss cultists probably need to be flayed. For their own good.

>>36419974
If I ever get isekaid into MGEland I'm going straight there and finding the nearest farm.

>>36420003
I'd go on a cow tipping spree

>>36420025
>pomf
>W-what are we going to do on the grass?

>>36420054
>>36420025
I'd even go all the way to royla palace and tip those royal cows just for the hell of it

>>36419778
Foreign girls from all over serving beer at Oktoberfest

Holstsaur saint

>>36420249
She had always wanted to experience Oktoberfest in not!Germany. It would be my first time seeing Pharaoh-sama absolutely blasted.

>>36419959
Extra busty himedere

>>36419610
Say that to her face

>>36419959
extremly milfy monster who is the nicest person you have ever met, treating you like family

>>36420606
I can't when she is forcing me to eat her out

>>36420728
I bet she gives mindblowing hugs

>>36420606
Unf, Akane always did things to me. Especially seeing those numbers next to her devilish smile.

What does she mean by this?

>>36420766
>be me, the youngest knight at 16 coming back from my first mission
>I am also the first knight to be sponsored by the queen herself
>I barely made it but I still did it
>As I enter the hall, I see the holst queen running to meet me
>I cower due to the fact that I was told not to get hurt at all or I will be punished
>I immediately kneel, putting my head onto the floor to ask for forgiveness
>She pulls me off the floor and hugs me, nearly sufocating me in her tits
>That wasn't hard to do due to the size of her tits, they were massive
>My head was placed right between them, I couldn't stop smelling her boob sweat
>I popped my codpiece due to the stimulation
>I was then scolded due to the fact that I got hurt when I was explicitly told not to
>Or something like that, I couldn't think of anything else other than the queens tits

>>36419959
>>36420728
I'm sure the queen is lovely, but I want to get close to her biggest, strongest, single Mino royal guard.

>>36416033
>the lilim of interior design
Her house looked like shit

>>36421102
Cute maus

What's the difference between rat girls and mouse girls?

>>36413058
I almost sneezed right now. Best Mamono to stop sneezing?

>>36421158
Size.
Mouse girls hate being called rats even though the difference is minimal.

>>36421183
rats are bigger than mice, is that all that makes the two different?

>>36421180
Consider Greenworms, they eat all the weeds around the house so the pollen and other allergens are gone

>>36421180
Shogs could make a facemask that is 100% breathable while filtering out the air and it even smells like shoggy

>>36421158
Both are very caring. I like to imagine that mice are good at housewife duties while the rats will drag you onto the street every night to have fun.

>>36421242
gonna wear a plague doctor outfit made of shog

>>36417258
Always enjoy seeing the types of families a waifufag would want with their wife

https://mangadex.org/title/1ecd7a5f-5854-4b40-9c1a-c5588f9e4c71/if-elves-existed-in-the-present-day

>>36421158
Mice have thinner tails that can have some hair, rats have thicker and hairless tails.

>>36420967
Lilith's hugs still probably has the highest power level.

>>36421220
Baked worms.

>>36413058

Warm comfy times with your nice little Kobold.

>>36421315

>>36421340

>>36415859
These tengu are getting too soft.
Aren’t they supposed to be warriors or something?

"You should find more attractive and good guy than me. I'm not worthy to your kindness, love and your support . I don't deserve that you will give birth to my shitty genes. Don't have sex with me, don't bound your body and soul with me, don't ruin your future happy family life with such a filhty worm like me. My problems can't be fixed. Just let me die alone. This will be the only right decision in my life. Now go and find your happines"

>>36421102
it's almost certainly some overdesigned mess. she spends most of her time retrofitting houses for newlyweds with special needs (wurm-proof house, mermaid in a landlocked area, making a feral type monsters house comfortable for both man and monster, etc) and runs a daytime tv show about it

>>36421450
What the hellhound hears
>"I desperately need love and I'm a good future husband"

kot says: stay hydrated

I'm going to walk around the dark elf district in nothing but a collar until one of them takes me in as their live-in pet.

>>36421513
it would do more good to dress like a male whore and trick on the corner

>>36421486
He's shown concern for her future, which means he's compassionate, and has very low self-esteem, so he needs a lot of care and love to overcome it. She knows exactly what to do.

>>36421480
It's not her fault that mermaid chose the house with three bathrooms over the semi-aquatic beachfront house with two bathrooms

I am going to be the best male whore for monsters I can be

>>36421696
do you give them a discount on cuddling afterwards or something?

>>36421756
thats free

>>36421513
>Where the fuck do you think you are going, human?

>>36421816
Not brown enough for me, sorry.

Gentlemen.
MGE Umbrella.

How would they fuck up?

>>36421821
lick and suck the tailtip

>>36421837
it'd be a bunch of karakasa obake, for one.

>>36421848
Cheshire-san please.

>>36421837
Well, MGE umbrellas are cute.

>>36421829
I'll guess the milfy brown dark elf soon-to-be matriarch would pick you up. Your tongue is going to be very busy.

>>36421816
Please stab me with your sword you dirty knife ear

>>36421879
i'm going to tell her slavery is NG

>>36421879
Now we're talking. Sitting on my face, spitting in my mouth, treating me like a piece of furniture, showing me off to all of her other dark elf friends like a piece of antique silverware, using me like a pillow in bed.That's what it's about.

>>36421816
nowhere near you, you sweaty virgin

>>36421879
fuck, she got me already, I can't help and not call her mommy by accident

>>36421997
I'm gonna get rich and go to the slave markets in the order boarder realms and go wife shopping.

>>36421924
Please help her get out of her armor

You gotta train, anon.

>>36422032
no, I don't that virgin dark elf sweat on me, it would smell bad

>>36417258
>I'm six years old and I've already had enough of this bullshit...

>>36418913
For the fifth time, you already have one. Go walk past the cafe so you can see her through the window and fall in love at first sight again.

>>36422081
I asked this 4 times already? I can't seem to remember anything

>keep reading fics
>all either end too quickly or go on too long and drop the ball on the ending
>feel unsatisfied
>read more to cope
>cycle continues
I just want some escapism bros, why is it so hard to find...

>>36413058

>>36413642
A proper kiki would only serve you body shots.

how do I summon milf monsters?

>>36419712
>come out, Anon! I have you surrounded!
>Dragon Commander waits patiently, making sure her hair is in check and her scales are sharp
>there's nowhere for him to run this time
>going over her monologue in her head, she realizes it's been a while
>chalks it up to him being stubborn
>she'll make sure he's nothing but a puddle tonight for his insolence
>two hours later, still nothing
>no smart ass remarks, no threats of blasting everyone outside, no panicking...
>DC gets nervous, demands lava golem crewmate start melting open the doors
>blast door falls open, DC steps inside
>vent cover tossed aside on the opposite side of the room
>no outlaw
>engineer informs her that the tubes lead all over the ship, including to the hanger that his ship is impounded in
>DC asks why she didn't tell her that earlier
>engineer tells her she never asked
>contemplates throwing her out an airlock as she watches Anon's ship fly away

>>36422127
Be the change you want to see, anon! Write what you want to read!

>>36422203
Of course Dragon Commander did have the engineer Gremlins open half the screws in all those air-vents for some reason.

>>36422127
Start writing or the art fairy mafia will break your knees.

>>36422203
>dragon commander spends the next three days in her room eating gallons of space ice cream

>>36422028
t.fellow muslim

>>36422284
oh no, she'll be needing new bras and skirts in a few

>>36413715
>babysit bratty hellhound
>mesugaki act starts the moment you're alone with her

lolis are among the most untrustworthy monsters out there, second only to (you)

>>36422284
>outlaw Anon pulls into his favorite asteroid dive bar a few weeks later to celebrate after a successful raid
>no sign of that bitchy dragon for weeks, life is good
>as he drinks, he notices someone in the corner
>a beautiful dragon, absolutely stacked in all the right places drowning her sorrows
>sits down in her booth
>she instantly loses her space-spaghetti
>Anon flirts with her for hours, invites her back to his ship
>DC gives a funny smile and tells him that she knew he couldn't resist her charms forever
>Anon realizes who he's talking to
>starts sweating bullets as he realizes he must choose between his pride and savaging his nemesis's doughy body

>>36422360
Pride doesn't allow me to molest it, but I can molest the DC

>>36416033
She works at a coffee shop.

>>36419374
Veronica a CUTE

>>36416033
she whores me out

>>36422423
>3.50
It was then I realized, the Lilim from the coffee shop was actually an 8-story crustacean from late Paleozoic era.
The Loch Ness monstah.

>>36422360
They've been dragging this show for years now. We all know they will fuck in the end, they kissed and flirted every second episode up till now. Also the actors are married for 4 years irl.

Can't believe they pulled Anon Cockson's "Jackass" off for this soap opera housewife bait.

>>36422423
>plus tip
Sorry I'm from a first world country, we don't have that

>>36422360
to be fair how is he supposed to recognize her with her hair down?

>>36422469
The Ur-Quan plotline still hasn't been resolved though

>>36422292
>Scarred, terrifying motherfucker perusing the slave markets
>Spots an archanche chained up and looking a bit malnourished.
>Looks at her a bit before ordering she be brought to his place, handing over a hefty chunk of change.
>Slavers telling tales of horror about the man, about how he is a monster in human skin.
>Archane is still in chains when she is dropped off at the front of his manse and brought in by two armed guards.
>Finds herself brought to a changing room, handed some nice clothes and then ordered to head to the dining room.
>Its got a decent spread of meats cheeses, and the like on it with the man sitting at the other end of the table in fine clothes.
>There is an awkward moment as she takes her seat, a large pillow set at one end.
>After a bit the man speaks.
>"So....lovely weather we're having."

>>36422340
Depends on the species.
Loli demons/devils/foxes? Deviousness is the name of the game.
Loli kikis/weresheep/owl mage? Their intentions are pure. Unless you’re feeding them ideas.

>>36422535
Is that how fanfiction works in the MGE world?

>>36422175
>you have to marry all three

>>36422599
THREE FOR ONE SPECIAL

>>36422193
Just have them summon you.

>>36422175
>>36422599
>one gets pregnant before the others
>have to deal with the other two pestering you for a daughter of their own while the pregnant one acts insufferably smug
>they all call the baby THEIR daughter when it's born, insisting that since they're all part of the same monster that it counts

>>36422558
Wrong. Stusies have shown that loli foxes are among the most reliable of all mgs. Just ask all those men they have married

>>36422631
I want to marry a monster that conducts research. Imagine the stussy.

>>36422631
>Studies
is the researcher a fox herself?

>>36422609
how does that happen? are there any rules like I become their slave or something

>>36422490
You dare not tip a lilim? She could make your coffee way too hot!

>>36422649
Well it has been published under the name 'DefinitelyNotFox' so I strongly doubt it

>>36413058

>>36422709
I also have the feeling that she is from the cunniveristy, well known for making studies that make lolis look the best by using data

>>36422589
Possible.

>>36422698
>how does that happen?
shitposting on 4monster
>are there any rules like I become their slave or something
Of course you become their slave/familiar. You might like it though.

Movie night with spooder

>>36422631
>all those tails
That ain't a loli.

>>36423033
Every night is movie night with spoder

>>36423054
best to keep that to yourself

>>36422469
anon the betting pool for the show is larger than several small nations, a small recession is expected when things wrap up

>>36422469
Must be downright strange seeing recurring actor couples in mge television.
>Magical dragon girl show except anon plays the villain while Dragon Commander is the part time schoolgirl/full time magical girl with a heart of gold
>Exact same hinting at a relationship to keep the show going except this one is targeted towards younger girls
I actually know nothing about magical girl shows so I have no idea what the tropes are beyond superficial memes

>>36423092
no, I'll tell the world to look out for loli foxes with more tha-

>tfw ywn be a magiacal boy fighting for love and justice

>>36423151
>We warned you... but you didn't listen

I can't get aroused by women without horns.

>>36423213
i really like em on slimes for some reason

>>36423235
>slimes with horns
>no slime in pic

>>36423249
just musing

>>36423235
Holy fuck how are you even supposed to kiss that poor thing

>>36423271
thats why she still a virgin after 8000 years

>>36423235

>>36422459
Imagine trying to explain the concept of prehistory to a monster from a world where nothing like that exists.
>"The DL has been in charge for 1000 years, so you take a thousand and multiply it by 100 to get a hundred thousand, then you multiply that by 10 to get a million. So the dinosaurs were around for 160 million years and went extinct 65 mya, that period was called the Mesozoic. Before that was-"
>Succ's eyes have glazed over and wonders how much more she can endure before the aphrodisiacs she spiked anon's drink with kick in
>Zombie dragon stares at anon in rapt fascination not because she understands what he's saying but because she likes listening to his voice

>>36423235
The only issue with this art-wise is that they look like they've been photoshopped in behind her head but if you were to do actual horned anatomy it would come off as grotesque. I'm sure actual mgs would have a way around that like they would with the argument about animal eared girls having four ears or two

>>36423332
you just described what I would I talk with monsters if I was summoned, hope I would be summoned by some nerds

>>36423332
i want a slime who's existed since the cambrian explosion and thinks nothing of it

>>36423441
now that sounds like a monster that I would love to hear stories from

>>36423332
Let me talk about them spinosauridae.

>>36413058

>>36423370
Horns in the classic succ/demon sense would come out as a part of the skull somewhere in the area above the ears, so yeah the artist kinda fucked up by putting it behind. It just looks weird. He also fucked up the perspective, if the girl turns her head the horns also move since it's a part of her skull.
I also like the oni style ones where they come from above the forehead around the hairline. I really like KCs approach of the demon's for example with the sharp multiple points, as it ends with a red tip.

>>36423673
in his defense horns can be asymmetrical

How do I explain to a dumbdead that it's too hot, she's too hot, in both ways, and I don't want to cuddle too closely

>>36423735
accept your fate, dragon slayer

>>36423735
nothing better on a hot day than cooling undead flesh

>>36423768
there is, it rhymes with ice cream

>>36423786
What does mice dream have to do with this?

>>36423332
>haku starts humping your leg with lust in her eyes, as you get to sylurian
>tears your pants off and violently rapes you before you even finish paleozoic

>>36423786
Dairy Queen would enjoy an ice cream bar on a cold, snowy day

>>36423441
>you will never talk to an amazon at the bar for hours about anomalocaris
Why even live?

>>36423853
>not dodging the horny cow so you can keep talking

>"I NEED YOU ANON!"
>"shush woman, I'm getting to the good stuff"

>>36423939
>you contiune dodging the haku but more come
>you keep speaking and when you stop, you managed to attract a 1000 hakus and make them cum from information overlaod

>>36423965
>cum from information overlaod
is that what happens to hakus that go to school? poor kiki janitor has to clean it up every class

>>36423999
yup, they also get off to teaching others new things

Werewolves > Vampires
STR > DEX
Brick > Wings

>>36413058

>>36424133
what is my teacher telling me to do?

>>36424152
Button your shit, retard.

>>36424239
I don't wear shirts because they are stupid

>>36422558
Saying a loli Demon or Dark Mage was a "little devil" would be appropriate, but extremely confusing since Devil is also the name of an another monster race.

How do I acquire the tiny bag of gold around a tanuki's neck?

>>36424091
desu a vampire has a far greater level cap and scaling than a werewolf, doggos are good early to mid choices and they shine in that little area of theirs while vampires are mediocre early and early-mid way but shine late game with all the buildup they have, thralls, servants, resources, etcetc

>>36423892
Is this Amazon an evanescence fan?

I slap my cursed gun when I reload it but I hear it moan, is that normal?

>>36424343
>here, watch this video
>amazon just watches Anon start jamming out to a shitty montage of low res shrimp jpgs
>realizes that this guy might need a mindflayer before she could take him home

>>36424456
She's self lubricating.

Sloppy drunk sex>lame sober sex

>>36419370
your brain only has two lobes

>>36419610
>>36420606
She fucking stinks and we should take a bath together to fix it

>>36422127
Read this one recently, good and long enough to enjoy a couple of nights of reading unless you try to binge read it
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=guilty-x-creatures-dark-elf-arc-chapter-1

Is it possible to reach the demon lord without getting a waifu without glitches?

>>36424765
be prepared to eat dirt because you need to dodge roll the whole way there so you can't get attacked or grappled

What a nice picture.

>>36424792
what?

>>36424765
Just exploit alchemy and chug a few level 9999 potions

>>36422628
>the other two try to overcompensate and spoil the daughter to the mother's dismay
>the daughter knows she can get away with anything if she puts them against each other
>she becomes incredibly bratty because of it and ends up as kind of a punk
>one day when she doesnt get what she wants she pouts so hard that ends up blurting "you are not my real mom" on accident to the other two
>she immediately regrets it
>she is never the same after that
>no one wants to tell you what happened

>>36423725
yeah, but my autism doesn't let it go.

>Yandere monster girl hears the object of her affections saying a woman's name a lot
>He needs to spend more time with her, she's temperamental, etc
>She's beside herself with rage
>She's going to find this whore and butcher her
>At the peak of her anger, she learns he's talking about a car

>>36424826
>the car is actually cursed and is female

>>36423146
imagine every movie being spoiled the second you see both actors because they always get together no matter what roles they play.

>>36424841
>she is yan too
>she cant wait to feel his hands on her steering wheel
>to drive him away from all those WHORES