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What about bullying humans while being friendly?

>>36089992
Wriggle is too friendly

>>36090083
I don't want to be bullied! I'll cry!

Human and fish can coexist in harmony.

>>36089992
OP said being friendly, not getting knocked up by dude.

>>36092658
Looks like she is about to drown the dude. How is that friendly?

>>36094420
He is clearly giving her some food and Waggy just got a bit excited.

>>36092658
Pretty sus wacky saggy.

>>36094420
She's just too happy.

>>36095053
>sus
Go back to twitter.

>>36089934

>>36106887
That's not a hug.

>>36089934
Remi is a lot nicer than she pretends to be.

>>36120738
What is it then?

>>36131175
Get away from that child, you pervert!

>>36089992
Cute pregnant boy

>>36131175
That's me on the left!

>>36130980
Who knows.
Affection isn't behind that hug.

>>36148001
So is she going to eat him?

Glad I'm not this desperate.

>>36089934
Kogasa is fucking dumb.

>>36150349
No. She wouldn't eat him.

>>36160476
What'll she do then?

>>36159426
Where's the human in this picture?

>>36090083
I'm pretty sure the human is the one bullying here.

>>36187943
Read the dialogue, anon.
The guy is the victim. Kogasa is an awful person.

>>36188313
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There is no such thing as a good and friendly youkai. Youkai are the enemy of humanity, and should be exterminated on sight.

>>36189003
>Urameshiya!
>Did I startle you? Are you okay? Wanna touch my breast?
>I can't scare villagers during the day...
>But, if you sweet talk them...
>Nooooo!! This person is a molester!!

>>36089934
Where is this from?

>>36162722
How should I know?

>>36189119
FOR THE EMPEROR!
DIE YOUKAI SCUM!
AAARAGH!

>>36089934
Where is this from? Is there more to it?

>>36154560
I want to go to an oni sleepover. Sounds fun.

>>36252362
As long as they don't get too rowdy.

>>36262696
It's an Oni sleepover Anon, there's no way it's going to be anything but rowdy.

>>36271649
Me on the left showing Aya how strong I am!

>>36263115
That's why I said not too rowdy. Getting somewhat roughed up is fine, breaking all your bones is not.

>>36189119
I think you mean 'should be impregnated on sight'

>>36271649
Me watching as Reimu proceeds to intervene.

>>36304874
Why would Reimu intervene? It's just Aya with a nice young boy heading to her home, nothing weird.

>>36271649
That tengu is at it again...

>>36305143
Reimu wants to beat the fear of youkai into him.

Mmh speaking of Youkai and Humans, would Reimu kill a Human that she accidentally turned into a Youkai ?

>>36322687
Depends on her preferred method of covering screw ups. She may give them lodgings at the shrine in exchange for work and staying out of the spotlight.

More importantly, does she even have the means of turning humans into youkai?

>>36174028
The one she's looking at

>>36333487
An animal or person who eats human flesh is supposed to become youkai.

So if she accidentally served someone human meat, then it could happen. If she’s drunk at a party with a bunch of youkai who brought food then it could happen pretty easily.

>>36339401
Why would a human go to a youkai party in the first place. Also, aren't Gensokyo youkai banned from eating native humans?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92386952

>>36322687
Yeah, and she probably wouldn't feel guilty about it.

>>36131175
That's not a yokai!

>>36368304
Where did she get that severed hand from?

>>36322687
Read FS

There aren't that many examples of 2hus being friendly towards humans if you don't count porn.

>>36369130
The Addams Family visited Gensyoko

>>36368304
Why are humans being kind to Shimmy the cutest thing in existence?

>>36379159
Because she is small. Small things are cute.
Seeing cute things reacting happily to people releases the dopamine.

>>36368304
cute

>>36383935
How small would she need to be in order to cease being cute anymore?

>>36391056
When she is so small she is no longer visible to the naked human eye

>>36394630
You could use a microscope. The cuteness will always be there, just invisible to some.

>>36396091
What if she's smaller than the light waves?

I am not pleased with this thread. Youkai are the natural enemies of humanity. They are NOT your protectors, friends, and certainly not lovers! For your own safety, I urge everyone here to cease these weird fantasies and stick with human girls in the future.

>>36396183
Hakutaku, Zashiki Warashi, Kirin.

>>36396159
She's still cute, just infinitesimally so

>>36396183
I'm not giving this one over to that violent shrine maiden ever again.

>>36396183
Human women are cold and heartless monsters. Men should only breed with youkai and let human females go extinct.

>>36397876
What makes you think female youkai are any different than female humans?

>>36397790
Protect Rumia

>>36397895
Kogasa.
She's nicer, kinder, and cuter than any human girl. She's hardworking and her dream is to be useful to humans.
She's proof that youkai are better.

>>36397895
female youkai were invented by people to be what they wanted to believe

>>36346445
>aren't Gensokyo youkai banned from eating native humans
they've got yukari for that though

>>36397790
Hand her over, it's time to punish her

>>36397895
Their supernatural and eternal nature makes them near immune to the cultural fuck fuck games that plagues mortal females

>>36397876
There's no more safe and nurturing environment for a baby than a youkai's womb

>>36401192
Jokes aside, any of Okuu's children would be stupidly powerful.

>>36401301
if you want to give your kids the best foot forward in life, you entrust them to Okuu's belly

>>36397972
Kogasa is a friend! I want to hug her!

>>36378798
friendliness comes in many forms

>>36410978
Creating peace between humans and youkai by uniting humans and youkai

You can probably count the number of youkai that WOULDN’T eat Outsiders like us on one hand. Two max if we’re being real generous.
And it kind of makes me sad.

>>36418025
List of youkai that you can be fairly certain won't kill or eat you:
Kogasa
Kyouko
Nazrin
(technically everyone in Myoren, but they don't count since they would eat you without Hijirin there)
Aunn
Tewi
Mamizou
Doremy
Narumi
Keine
Mike
Rinnosuke
Tsuchinoko
Miyoi
Yuuka

There are some harmless youkai or once that need you alive, but they don't really have a reason to be friends with outsiders.

>>36418161
Don't forget Fortune Teller!

>>36418025
Canonically:
Wakasagihime (not an enemy of humans)
Reasonable speculation:
Keine (protects humans, and hakutaku help humans in mythology), Kagerou/Sekibanki (Wakasagihime who would get mad if they ate humans), Byakuren/Ichirin/Unzan/Kyouko (Buddhists who seem to take it seriously enough to obey the prohibition against eating meat), the Lunarians (human meat is impure), Alice (former human, high friendship level to humans according to Akyuu).

>>36418161
I don't think any of the fairies would kill you on purpose. By accident is likey though. Daiyousei seems the type to not even do it by accident either. Yuuka I could believe as she's far too powerful to work up more than apathy for anyone most of the time. Same goes for anyone in that power ranking - too strong to notice you.

The Prismrivers are another "wouldn't kill you on purpose" though by accident with their playing is possible. Kasen's a hermit and *really* trying to abide by it and she's friends with Sumireko so there's precedent.

Remillia's a wildcard, it depends entirely on her mood. Aya seems more like she'd get far more enjoyment out of publishing your existence and ringing the dinnerbell than doing it herself, the tengu themselves are probably kill on sight for outsiders. Kappa are an unknown, Nitori says humans and kappa are allies but that's probably bullshit, whether she believes it or not remains to be seen.

>>36418288
>the Lunarians (human meat is impure)
They probably wouldn't eat you, but would Lunarians, through direct or indirect means, want to be friendly to humans?

>>36418472
I did try to list examples of youkai that definetly won't kill or eat you, assuming you arent antagonizing them. And intentionally left out powerful ones you aren't likely to ever run into like Kanako, Yukari and Kasen, even then only one of those 3 doesn't have a reason to kill you.
Fairies and Kappa are too unpredictable and Remi personally is the least of your troubles at the SDM.
Waggy saggy and her merry band of misfits I'm not entierly sure on if they care about human life at all, so I just left them out even if people usually show them as super friendly.
Tengus have a stick up their ass and even if Aya doesn't have as big of a stick up her behind she does still work for them, as seen in MoF.
Maybe I should have included all of Eientei too, they propably are more likely to just hoist the responsibility to Mokou rather than deal with you after Kaguya grows bored of you ofc

>>36418025
Nonsense, every youkai in Gensokyo is friendly towards humans. All those stories about youkai eating humans are nothing more than fiction.
Youkai love talking to humans, and they'll even protect them against wild animals, so it's completely safe for humans, specially outsiders, to walk and explore places far away from the human village.

>>36418161
>Yuuka
>>36419304
I know who's behind these posts! Akyuu warned me about you! Away evil youkai!

Okey so the following none human won't fuck you up on purpose if you land in Gensokyou:
Kogasa
Keine (will actively help you)
Alice
Suwako
Byakuren and Her Followers (Although a lot of them would if it weren't for Byakuren)
Aunn
Kanako
Hina/Nitori/Aya/Hatate/Momiji
(They will probably just chase you off if you land on the Mountain)
The Aki Sisters
Prismrivers (They probably won't care/ignore you)
Youki
Youmu
Yuyuko
Rinnosuke
The three knows Members of the Grassroots Youkai Network
Miyoi
Yukari/Ran (They probably won't care about you)
Kaguya (Aren't Lunarians just Humans that live on the Moon?)
Erine
Reisen
Teiwi
Koishi
Satori
Orin
Yuugi
Suika
Kasen (will actively help you)
Shikieiki
Komachi
Tenshi
Iku

>>36421603
Define "fuck you up on purpose"? Because Tewi 100% would totally fuck with you. And I'm honestly not sure if I'd trust Yuugi or Suika. And Kogasa... What if she says "boo!"? And being around Tenshi is a disaster waiting to happen.

>>36421962
I guess you if get injured seriously, get crippled or if you die. Tewi's pranks are mostly harmless, Yuugi or Suki like most of the other 2hou's won't care about a random human walking around and Tenshi really isn't that bad. She too will most likely ignore you and if she doesn't you could just tell her stories about the outside world or show off you're smart phone to ease her boredom. You might even become friends that way

>>36422241
Becoming friends with Tenshi is a disaster waiting to happen.

>>36421603
i feel like you might have overlooked some characters that are both friendly and dangerous like seiga and sweet lady yamame

>>36422270
What about making more tenshis with tenshi

>>36423817
I would be all for it but I'm not sure if her Father would agree

>>36421962
You could bribe Suika or Yuugi with alcohol from the outside world. I'm sure drinking just sake gets boring after a while.

>>36421603
Yuuka won’t harm you if you don’t destroy her flowers

>>36421962
Suika seems safe, she plays Oni during setsubun and she seems trustworthy with the children. She's probably mellowed out a lot for an oni.

>>36422480
Yamame looks absolutely adorable when vulnerable on a bed

>>36421962
Getting fucked up usually means serious injury. A mangled hand would be fucked up. A bruise isn't anything.

>>36421603
Didn't most of them actively attack Reimu/Marisa on purpose for no reason at all? I'm not sure how many danmaku I could take honestly.

>>36426832
Don't walk into their territory, and if Yuugi tries to fight you, fight back with all you've got. I know it sounds dumb, but trust me on this one.

>>36150349
what the fuck.. how did you come up with this guess- Is that the best you got? also, its a friendly thread, not something going to be guro.

I'd say it's safe to assume all gods are friendly with humans by default.
>>36426832
Nitori was just trying to drive them off, as for Aya they were already knee-deep in shit approaching the mountain summit, even then she was still like "oh no biggie we can take care of that goddess on our own so fuck off kudasai"
>>36418472
>Kappa are an unknown, Nitori says humans and kappa are allies but that's probably bullshit, whether she believes it or not remains to be seen.
Aren't kappa shown getting along with humans really well in the manga? Moving around the village and putting up stands to sell wares?

>>36425893
>trustworthy with the children
Yeah she always gives ‘em a good time
;)

>>36089934
Rumia is too cute. I'd be her friend and let her nibble my arm every once in a while.

>>36428272
That would be incredibly painful, even if she doesn't eat your entire arm.

>>36428272
Why not get her other arms to nibble on? I doubt she'd care about the difference.

>>36428505
Reenacting little shop of horrors with rumia seems like a terrible idea

>>36428578
C'mon. It'd be fun! Just have to watch out for the red and white shrine maiden.

>>36425932
do not lewd the spider unless you're ready to care for the several dozen children she'll birth

>>36423817
Why would she want to when she has Shion?

>>36427890
Well that's true for Nitorin~ and Aya, but they are exceptionally nice youkai in general.
Even in that same game, Minoriko Aki attacks Reimu because she made a comment about her smell.
Most youkai like Rumia, Cirno, Letty, Alice, Wriggle, Mystia, etc. etc. don't have a good reason for attacking Reimu.
Some of them even mention how they're looking for humans to prey on and eat.

>>36419304
Youkai hands typed this post