/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Onee-san Jabberwock!

I will now proceed to pleasure myselfwith this hagon

The only valid way to fuck a cow girl in wild west MGE is in a cowgirl position.

>>36387664
They don't call me six-shooter for my gun, let me tell you

Can I interest you in returning to monke?

>>36387631
Is this the world eater?

Give me reasons to marry a Jinko.

>>36387664
I want a cowgirl cowgirl to ride me cowgirl style.

>>36387754
They're endangered so helping them reproduce will get you government support

4th chapter end boss in a monstergirl video game.

Is also an extra hard boss during boss gauntlet modes and or CO-OP raid version of her boss fight.

>>36387754
No need to bother, I'll marry her if you don't want to.

How do you deal with her when a Wererabbit confronts you and starts dancing like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RQIZBqTRPk

>>36387867
I shoo her away because vtubers are cancer and do not belong her. >>>/vt/

>>36387880
I'm just asking what you would do if any other regular wererabbit got in your way and started dancing as crazily as that.

>>36387754
she big

Give me a reason

>>36387687
I hate every ape I see
from chimpan-a to chimpanzee
no you'll never make a monkey out of me

>some 2hu threads are already complaining about the /tg/ general on this board
Why the fuck is warhammer fag so retarded? And where are the jannies?
If you're reading this - please stop with this autism. Nobody here likes warhammer or worldbuilding, and you are only making people dislike it even more, by putting us in trouble.

>>36387946
Damn, she's almost big enough to use you as a living dildo

>>36388111
I like world building, but warhammer derserves to be somplace else

>>36388137
>almost
you're getting up the vag and you are going to love it

What a good time to start depressposting.

>>36388218
Yes, I will

>Giantessfags and /tg/-kun at the same time
Is it just me or have there been an excessive quantity of retards lately.

>>36388236
Creepy crawly centipedes send shivers down my spine

>>36388290
>Giantessfags
>/tg/fags
You can only remove one. Which will you pick?

>>36388290
I don't think that's giantessfag, anon. It's shota x large monster girl, which is commonly drawn by this artist.
Also sometimes we got those 2 + bugboi fag.

>>36388236
NO
GET FIRED UP ABOUT LIFE
OOOORAH!

>>36388326
I'll accept shota+big, but when those cunts start talking about going cave diving in a chicks pussy I draw the line.

>>36388236
When is there a time to stop?

>>36388374
Soon.

>>36388403
Remember, it gets better in Gensokyo!

>>36388445
Hey, you you're finally awake.

>>36388403
Remember Anon, you are nobody till somebody loves you, and that somebody is us. We love you. Don't give up.

I will be a male whore in MGC, I will be without expectation and shall do it for cheap

Working hard or hardly working?

>>36388842
I always work hard, rest is for the wicked and there is no time like today to kick your ass into shape

Time for emotional supportposting!
Reminder since Monster Girls were made by japanese standards then (You)r western dick is gigantic to them because it’s bigger than the japanese average! Be proud, bros!

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

Hey all, hope this finds you well. Just a short one this time, a little prelude of sorts before I get into some longer stories detailing what happens to the inhabitants of a village that gets raided by dark elves. That involves handholding subversion of the highest order, this on the other hand, is just something short and sweet involving a long woodsman and a dark elf kinda priestess. And spying on bathing women, because what better way is there to meet a wife? As always comments and criticisms are more than welcome

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33636454
https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2021/09/02/providence/

>>36389126
I always do on mondays

>>36389136
Dark Elves are trouble!

>>36389188
Only to trousers

After analyzing your internet history, you've been selected to be a homestay for a baphomet. This has been setup in coordination with the MHRC (Monster-Human Relations Commission) - an organization dedicated to improving monster-human relations - and the Sabbath Outreach Mission, a group dedicated to educating your world about smaller-bodied females. All her expenses will be paid, and you'll be given a monthly stipend to cover bills and other expenses such that you don't need to work and can spend your time helping her to be better accommodated to your world and way of life. And don't worry, you won't be forced to join any organization. We just ask that you treat your guest kindly. Whether relations advance from there or not will be solely up to your discretion.

Luckily for you, you're one of the first candidates to be selected for this program. And as such, you can secretly select one of these baphomets to come live with you instead of one being assigned to you. Don't worry. She won't know that you selected her; if you wish for that to remain secret. Of course, you can have one randomly assigned to you if you so choose.

So Mr. Anon, which baphomet would you like to be your homestay guest?

>>36389224
Oppai for life.

>>36389224
how the fuck from my internet history, The most visited hentais are very much not loli and are all venuses

>>36389224
Give me the demon!

>>36389224
no, no lolis except for redcaps

>>36388998
I don't think it's that big of a deal. Mamonobama makes sure everyone will be walking around with a third leg dangling down there.
I'm more excited for it fixing my balding and residual acne.
>>36388842
I relate to this dorf.

>>36389266
It has been determined that your personality type and exotic tastes would be perfect for this program. An interest or lack thereof in smaller-bodied females is not a deciding factor; though it does help!

>>36389291
One of the baphomets, sir!

>>36389308
Maybe your guest baphomet will introduce you to one!

>>36389368
if that is the case, shirotuko, please. I need a lolibaba

Remember, always tease and bully spiders until they are red in the face before you jump into thier webs. Nothing makes the introductory sex more passionate then a bit of rage

>>36389224
>"Wow, that's a lot WWII browsing history. You some kind of Nazi?"

>>36389426
tease and bully them while you do their mating dance perfectly without any mistakes and as passionately as you can and watch the sex become even passionate

>>36389474
Pluck thier webs like a banjo! Wiggle a stick across them to wake them up and get them going! There are many ways to bully spiders.

Shit, my monster teacher found out that I do escort work, what should I do? I don't want to stop

>>36389826
Give her special discounts

>>36390116
I can do that, I can also show her a bit of heaven if she can keep her mouth shut

>>36389136
Thanks for sticking around penywise.

>>36390258
Hey Anon, thanks for sticking around to read.

are skunkgirls allowed?

Monstergirls surprising their back-from-work husbands and fathers with random hubby-daddy appreciation party!
...Wait these are supposed to be different aren't they?

>>36387590

>>36390516
The worm wizard.

>>36390501
Yeah, it's husbands welcoming their wives back from work.

>>36390516
>>36390532

The pharaoh commands you to give her vizier headpats and tailrubs!

>>36389136
Dark elves are not my jam, but that was very nice.

>>36390516
what spells does she know?

>>36391033
Charm and firebolt, amongst others

>>36390942
>The virgin wurm "magician"
>The stacy worm witch

anons I think the greenworm psyop is starting to get to me

>>36390532
>expecto considerus
>zap

>>36387590
>Christopher Tolkien recounts that his father wrote the following "wrathful" comment protesting against a "pretty" or "ladylike" depiction of Legolas:
>He was tall as a young tree, lithe, immensely strong, able swiftly to draw a great war-bow and shoot down a Nazgûl, endowed with the tremendous vitality of Elvish bodies, so hard and resistant to hurt that he went only in light shoes over rock or through snow, the most tireless of all the Fellowship.

These description from Tolkien just makes me think or confirms to me that monstergirls would most likely or definitely go crazy and or madly in love with elf guys.

Most especially the rape machine mamono like Ushis and Hell Dogs who are eager to pounce on a skinny stick twig boy like and elven guy.

>>36390401
Without farts.

Just alp already

>>36391230
you first

>>36391114
Oh no they got another one

>>36391114
Make them pap fast.

>>36391114
You've got brainworms.

I want a nice manticore

>>36391425
>GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>STOP MAKING ME THINK OF YOUR SOFT TUMMIES
>QUIT PUTTING YOUR CUTE EATING SOUNDS IN MY BRAIN

>>36391423
Once you get in the chrysalis, you've already forfeited your say in this. These little worms like to take their time savoring their prey(husband they care for deeply)

>>36389224
Runya seems like she’d be the most enjoyable/not awkward guest, I’d go with her.
I’d consider Shirokuto but it feels like we wouldn’t talk much and it’d be weird; I’d probably just be getting in the way of her studies.

>>36391503
Every so often when I go to sleep I just hear a faint 'mwee' echo through my braincase

>>36391425
I got brainwurms, thats even worse

>>36391425
tell it to me straight doc, how bad is it?

>>36391691
somehow you are still alive even with an entire greenworm replacing your brain

>>36391838
What a dramatic way to chop firewood

>>36391838
If I carry your axe around for you can you let me make love to your abs?

>>36390401
My favorite skunks are essentially lack and white foxes with a butt fetish

>>36391007
Thanks anon, I really appreciate that. As to darkelves in gneeral, well hopefully I can change your mind, though I doubt it, since I want to stick as close to the idea of dark elves as you'd expect to find in MGE. So if you don't like 'em now, I'm probably not going to do much to change that.

>>36391929
>bullying your fellow camp counsellor for her chunni behaviour

>>36392059
No wonder anon doesn’t have any friends.

>>36383163
>stretchy meat frozen in a block of ice
>Wendi wraps her coat over the meat to thaw it out faster

>>36392059
>signing up as a camp counsellor
>whilst single
dangerous move anon

! WARNING !
OLD FOX APPROACHING
! WARNING !

>>36392385
the abyssal cabin is already making their moves

>>36392385
Especially since, yknow…
Lolis everywhere.

>>36392385
What could possibly be dangerous about taking a bunch of hormonal teenagers to a camp in the woods?

>>36392430
I wish to run but my lower head isn't allowing me

>>36392461
the vengeful lake spirit

>>36392516
that old bitch needs a man and I am ready to be that man

>>36392516
Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous non-consensual Sahuagin!

kot versis kot
who will winner

>>36392601
both, they are too cute

>>36392601
When fite kot doge win

>>36392430
>Anon, why do my breasts seem to get bigger whenever I drink those mana potions?
>"look, its boosting capacity."

>>36392647
kot doesnt fite doge, kot fite focks

>>36392430
>>36392430
I accept my faith to get smothered by those tits

>>36391838
God I want my head between those thighs.

>>36392430
Imposing, but so very loving.

>>36392430
Sorry, i don't like old hags who trying be young.

>>36392430
! WARNING !
MY DICK IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS
NEEDS TO CREAMPIE THIS FOX
! WARNING !

>>36392842
not even a monster girl
>>36392884
no one wants to hear about your dick, alp

>>36389136
Damn you Penywise, and your slutty wight! I don't want any undead near my top tier list scaring the girls! It's bad enough they've been seeing that creepy green mass crawling in a distance lately.

That aside, is there a reason behind your 3 content dumps having different number of stories each? There are far more entries on Wordpress than on AO3, and there is some Pastebin-exclusive stuff as well. Are those early stories not reposted 'cos they're not up to skill with you anymore?
It's just that only AO3 provides with handy epub/mobi converts, and I prefer reading on an e-book. Still, whatever the case is, you're the boss. Just please don't nuke Pastebin, I'd love to get around to finishing that Dracolich story of yours that I picked up at the time of its fresh updates like... six years ago? Whew...

Birds

>>36393068
What about them?

>>36392708
But focks is kot.

>>36393097
They're the word.

>>36393160
Foxes are dog hardware running cat software.

>>36393068
Can I interest you in a half-bird?

>>36393228
does she bark at the mailman?

>>36393068
I like how they just removed tengu from existance and slapped her on the roster
>Hey we need a new character
>How about... the boss from DOA2... BUT WITH TITS!
>GENIUS!!

>went to uni, exam week
>come back home from uni
>mom broke her leg, dad broke his arm
>me and my brother have to help them now. They know we are super busy lately and don’t want to trouble us unnecessarily
>some time later realized mom climbed the stairs alone
>ran the fuck in that direction forcefully giving her support angrily asking what the fuck is wrong with her climbing the stairs alone and why she didn’t call either of us
>she says she didn’t want to bother us needlessly and could totally climb some stairs alone
>bring her to her room, bring a glass of water, tell her to stay in bed and tell us when she needs to move around
>slowly realize mom did exactly what I’d have done if I broke my leg and was living with a monster girl
>realize I also acted just like some monster girl would if she found a human was trying to act tough in spite of injuries
Bros no, this isn’t how this was supposed to play... Any stories or games a monster girl has to nurse a stubborn human back to health?

>>36393269
Why would a bird bark at the mailman?

>>36393393
kiki is also half dog

>>36393393
mailwan has been eyeing up master again

>>36388236
Go away humancentipede

>>36393521
You have enraged the PC 'pede

So a human and a youkai can fall in love, right?

>>36393431
A dog...that also DELIVERS the mail?

>>36393567
but they are so old tho..... I just love it

>>36393567
The youkai might already be, but she's too shy to confess.

>>36393062
Undead girls are inevitable anon.

As for the splitting up of shit, yeah, sorry about that. I made the wordpress prior to the pastebin nuke and only decided to upload the completed, non greentext stories minus orphan and CC Devil IIRC, cause I wasn't so sure how it'd sit on that site. Thankfully I'm pretty sure it all got archived pre-nuke. As for Ao3, I couldn't be bothered uploading everything there again, so it's only going to get what I write going forwards. I might go back and add old stuff, idk. Any nukes happen without my consent.

I'd love to get back to you on Dracolich, but I started that at a time where my ideas of scope were a little... ambitious. As it is now I can't seem to take simple premises of a smaller scale without turning it into something more than 40k words, like Dark Mage or Werewolf. Given the story Dracolich was gonna tell, it's probably going to be a good bit bigger than that. Although, after telling this dark elf story, I don't have a real burning to go onto anything else, so I might as well pick those old threads up again. Now Rusalka, that's the real hiatus.

>>36392430
Silence, hag!

>>36392430
why should I be scared of my nice old fox neighbor? She cooks me dinner and I eat it without getting molested, I think. Whenever I see her tits, I say mommy without me knowing why I said it

>>36390516
I'm considering those worm tiddies alright

What are your favorite monster girl stories/greentexts of all time?

>>36394786
journey of the magnus

>>36394786
The greentext about a succubus who likes the grocery store clerk that latenight drew the art for

>>36394786
I've got a few archived
>tfw range ban is still in effect

>>36394853
this discrimination against firefox is a plot to eliminate all fox-related discussion

>>36394786
This one, specially the ring finger part
>>36394853
Firefox* ban

>>36394870
You sure they can stop the fox

>>36394911
that's a cute computer

>>36394931
she has a lot of ram, doesn't she?

>>36394886
Seeing a man’s naked ring finger is too much for a single monster

>>36395068
so wearing gloves that accent that finger is just asking to get raped?

>>36394953
I don't know much about computers other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play em

>>36394853
I'll use edge just for (you) anons, so I can dump my meager archive

>>36395189

>>36395205
got a few more but they still need to be spliced together

>>36393306
Anon is a gentleman!

>>36394786
Burning edge.

>Ohoho~

>>36394830
Anyone got it saved?

>>36395423
>>/jp/thread/S32972587#p32975499

>>36395343
I want to lick her money makers

I love kikis. That's all.

>>36395343
this smug bitch keeps tossing me money and asking how much for a night in bed with you

>Call me hag one more time and I will turn you into anal beads, boy.

>>36395766
ok, old lady. and before you go off on me, You said hag, not old lady

>>36395766
Wait was TF on the table this whole time? Sweet.

>>36395766
Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>36395766
If you want me to stop calling you a hag, then don't stop calling me a little boy

>>36395766
can I just get another nursing handjob instead

>>36395766
Just fuck off from me and i will stop calling you hag.

SPY ON ME BABY YOU A SATELLITE
INFRARED TO SEE ME MOVE THROUGH THE NIGHT
AIM GONNA FIRE, SHOOT ME RIGHT
I'M GONNA LIKE THE WAY YOU FIGHT

>>36395655
I only like women with a heart of gold.

>>36396014
And I’m gettin’ old.

>>36395068
>>36395102
Streaking gloveless is lewder than being full blown naked.
If you are married, showing off the ring in public is banned by Deonora. Filthy normies.

>>36396275
what about tattooing "put a ring on it" pointing to your ring finger?

>>36395766
Barren womb.

>>36396275
what about both?

>>36396227
Now don't be cold.

>>36395766
That sounds nice. I'd love to try it out.

any art requests for old hag monsters you wanna see?

>>36396514
hakutaku complaing about wikipedia

>>36385432
i lol'd when that happened
firefox is pozzed to hell and anyone who still believes their 'commitment to privacy' is a retard
doesn't change my stance on foxgirls any, though, which is that I want more of them

>>36387847
Glowing cylinder on the end of her staff is a crit point and breaking it causes a long stun

>>36389224
>After analyzing your internet history, you've been selected to be a homestay for a baphomet.
what, ironically? I could use the stipend, though, and I wouldn't mind meeting someone new
>pick one
top right, please. gonna learn me some magic

Embrace echidna life

>>36387847
posting random human girls with your own head canon doesn't make them any more thread relevant, /tg/. Take your fetish for order women elsewhere.

>>36396796
Not him, but its worth pointing out thats an android

>>36396514
Old Minotaur with a cane in one hand and fully loaded barbell in the other saying she wishes her grandson put it back after he was done working out.
>>36396723
I wish you could just download IceCat easily, but LibreWolf seems okay so far. I hope I'm at least safe from le shill lion outside of /g/.

I wanna suck on a big, fat demon tail

Oh no, your Lamb was captured by the Fox! You need to save her from the clutches of evil... via dick, of course.

>>36397211
I'm gonna use reverse psychology and tell her I don't want the lamb.

>>36397211
Gonna facefuck the fox while she's still on top of the lamb, let her drool splatter down on the lamb while she watches my balls swinging back and forth

>>36397211
a perfect feast for me, the monster baiter

What does the Kiki tavern sell?

Has anyone tried machine translating the fanfiction stories on KC’s site?

>>36394786
i will ever be resentful that manmade is unfinished.
had a great time with manticore and a half.
greystorms pretty memorable but likely hasn't aged well with thread tastes. same with spider and the fly.

>>36397424
Better meidos?

>>36397474
Well you know what they do will violent kikis...

>>36394786
LLLUU's Pandemonium Initiative, not much so far but it's amazing

>>36394786
Husband of the swarm

>>36394786
Easily LDR's For Love of a Succusis, or Wicked Webs.

Oh fuck

>>36396514
Hag lilim trying to the meme/flavor of the month poses

>>36387741
No it's Paarthurnax.

>>36397531
Hope he comes back, he had good stufd

>>36396514
hag monster trying to fit in her old school uniform

>>36394786
Funnier question would be what would be considered the worst ones of all time?

>>36397785
There was some crossover story with Atelier I think where the alchemists kidnapped Druella and cut her up for alchemy ingredients so they could make an artificial lilim to become the new demon lord because of reasons. I don't remember the details.

>>36397785
>>36397840
Might as well just say anything written by SBtards and their ilk.

Never venture alone into the Flat Forest...

>>36397986
you go into the jiggle jungle alone because all the monsters there are so nice unlike in the flat forest

>>36397986
I'm sure they won't mind if I pick up a familiar and bring her home

Reminder to be nice to ghosts and other urban legends. They probably had a hard life.

>>36397986
Dawww, they seem nice!

>>36397986
Say hello to my little friend.

>>36398095
>Eh? This will help my patients relax?

>>36397785
see: Grigori, SpaceBattles, Bollocks, Niebelfader post-cuckshit, ( You )

The fatter, hairier, and uglier you are, the more lolis will flock to you.

>>36398108
nice, I won't have to deal with them

The smaller, cleaner, and childish your are, the more christmas cakes will flock to you.

>>36398108
But I'm a good looking manlet.

>>36398108
>>36398133
I ain't fat but I ain't small, I'm hairy but not ugly and I am childish, what do I get?

>>36398155
Something in between.

>>36398160
a cc loli?

>>36398108
Good thing I'm in better shape now. Time to shave.
>>36398133
What do I need to be to attract monsters with amazonian physique?

>>36398188
be good at cooking

>>36398196
I'm signing up for cooking lessons and pray that should I have a monster teacher she will understand my goals.

>>36397840
In a nutshell IIRC
>Atelier charas show up in MGE land
>Druella goes "ooh shiney" and goes to corrupted
>druella gets curbed
>chapers later, Elt and kuro (different named as WG3 wasnt a thing back then) go to save her
>Find her a with broken horn and tatter wing
>turns out releasing her set off two bombs, one to destroy the tower and another inside druella for insurance
>druella uses what little power she has left to get elt and kuro out before boom
>kuro pissed at achemist to the point it bypasses the "no cold blood killing " thing
>gets curbed and killed by clone lilim
>Alchemist then uses clone lilim to revert mosnters back to humans
>Elts harem is pretty much destroyed (he only has eyes for willamaria) and everyone agrees prencess fran and druella's death was a good thing
>Clone lilim gets possesed by the cheif god who prepares to go on a monster genocide with it

After that the writer to offence to the latest atelier game so hard he cancelled the fic

>>36398188
Be a good househusband

>>36398305
>After that the writer to offence to the latest atelier game so hard he cancelled the fic
kek why? I thought the newest game was pretty well received?

https://nhentai.net/g/278739/
May I interest you a Dullahan in these hard times?

>getting strong by lifting holstaur breasts

>>36398702
>getting holstaur by lifting strong breasts

>>36398702
>anon doesn't even notice the changes, but holst is enjoying watching him become a sculpted adonis just from lift her breasts all the time

>>36398702
>>36398782
damn, those must be heavy to do so

>>36396552
>>36397071
>>36397695
>>36397763
Is that all, I could probably do one more

The most dangerous job is farmhand.

>>36399076
no, that would being a test subject of some monster

>>36398702
Minos are helpful too.

>>36399076
most rewarding*

>>36399091
They're helpful but it's hard to keep them passive for so long before they start forcing more than their breast weight down. Good luck trying to lift up and off a Minotaur once she's in the mood

>>36397785
ahem
>knuckle duster

>>36397785
The one where a Hellhound child is put down because she bit another kid is probably the most grimderp one.

>>36398305
Why are all the shittiest MGE fanfiction related to the Fallen Maidens book?

>>36399363
Thanks for reminding me. That particular taste of grimderp not because it's needlessly dark, but because it makes no fucking sense.

>>36399389
Because Fallen Maidens is a shitty MGE fanfiction

>>36399471
;_;

Is your wife lazy?

>>36399537
Being hygienic is the opposite of laziness!

>>36399547
Do you see soap? Now she's gonna come inside the house and stink up the place like wet animal and charcoal, eat a bunch of food and demand sex.

>>36399565
Why would you put soap inside the tub, retard

>>36399596
its called a bubble bath, double retard

>>36399537
Wash the beans

>>36399621
Which is 0.1% of baths.

>>36399565
It's her husband's fault for focusing on her toe beans and not passing her the soap.

This is a weird argument

>>36399690
It's what happens when some guy with an obvious fetish tries to cram it in anywhere he can.

have you seen this dog?

now you have

>>36399537
Very, she's slow to get out of bed and wants to laze about under a warm blanket all day

>>36392430
>POV: You are in extreme danger

>>36399537
Only on sundays.

>>36399793
the most potent of aphrodisiac

>>36399793
I'll show her the power of youth, stamina

>>36399537
Those are some 10/10 hound milkers

It's a shame her eyebrow flames were extinguished

>>36399737
Quality dog, 8/10

>>36399977
if you keep poking her toe beans her eyes will alight in no time.

My cat made this exact pose while in heat, I guess it means she's ready to get busy if ya nomsayan

>>36395343
I'm still rather surprised and disappointed there hasn't been a short with one of these yet.

has crossbreeding gone too far?

>>36400052
I say not far enough, imagine a hellchesh with multiple arms

How to escape monsters in heat? Or just horny monsters... basically just monsters

>>36399977
It's just a water thing probably.

>>36400149
It's easy to escape monsters in heat. What you have to worry about is in cold weather conditions where they may be able to track your footprints in the snow.

>>36400149
you need a species specific approach, there's no one catchall.

>>36400204
Smells like dog water

>>36400052
Not quite

>>36400399
Hot dog water.

>>36389136
i didn't know elves were venomous.
also i really got to feel for all the elves who bathe in rivers for hundreds of years vainly hoping for a human to spy on them.
on a more serious note i appreciate the delicate, deliberate approach you took to their first interaction, no heavy handed punishment routines right off the bat.

>>36400149
Spray bottle is the ultimate defense, It's impregnable unlike monster girls.

>A mindflayer listening to “Everywhere At The End Of Time”
>She doesn’t understand what the big deal is

paradise awaits me...

>>36400452
Chuuni Lim is best Lim.

>>36398305
MGQcucks will never not be pathetic.

>>36400149

>How to escape monsters in heat?

If they're smol, you just brush them aside. If they're big, then resistance is futile

>>36400470
This one's a little different, though as for pure elves, even they can be blessed with some minor spider abilities if they're faithful enough. It's something to spice things up at least.

As for the lack of the whole bdsm punishment stuff, let's just say her kind get a little more leeway as to whether or not they have to uphold the old tropes. They're high status enough that the usual social expectations aren't so heavy on them,

>>36399389
>>36399471
It's because that book really angers the /tg/ types, they can't stand corruption having a good outcome and get all hung up on "muh loyalty to muh country." Completely ignoring that Lescatie ran by the order was a hellhole that treated the common people like shit and even their own king hated what the religious types did to it.

>>36400567
Based angelfucker

>>36395291
>///<

>>36397756
Anybody know where I can find his stuff other than the pastebin?

>>36400620
Hades city sounds like a scary place, on the other hand, lots of cute Greek mythology monsters there probably.

>>36400817
Doesn't the Mega archive have it?

>>36400819
>Getting into the city requires you to pass a checkpoint guarded by three hellhounds.

>>36400848
You mean getting OUT

>>36400848
>>36400869
just offer yourself as the meat to get in

>>36400733
>>>>good outcome

Have these been discussed here yet? Was it determined how legitimate the source is? If it is legit it's really fascinating stuff regarding what KC may come out with if/when he ever takes a break from the RPG and gets back into doing profiles.

Source: https://jbbs.shitaraba.net/bbs/read.cgi/otaku/11485/1359380568/

Translation: https://slash.monster/Pd

Discussion on MGR: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=2075

>>36400892
>Gelatinous Cube
bullshit, there's no way he can make a sexy cube

>>36400907
you put a girl inside. you know, like sandworm.

>>36400907
Look up minecraft hentai.

How do I make my by the books boring kiki a fun happy kiki?

>>36400819
The scariest most aggressive Minotaurs can be found there, for sure.

>>36400907
The cube part would be the excess slime surrounding her, recall she has the queen slime mutation.

>>36400733
All but I think one or two of them were unironically better looking as humans.

How do I teach a fox and snake to share?

Does there exist something like the opposite of a crossover genocide fic wherein the autismo sci-fi flechette weaponry harmlessly pings off mgs who simply rape the invading forces?

>>36400620
and if they glow in the dark, you just run them over. That's whatcha do.

>>36400975
The mofu is warm and the snek needs warm. I'm sure you could use that to somehow get them to work together

post it

>>36401087
Let me get my fox lew-
NOOOO FIREFOX IS STILL BLOCKED AIEEEEEE THOSE DAMN CAT GIRLS CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AIEEEEE

>>36401091
brother, i bring gifts

>>36401105
Based

Hello everyone, check out my 17 year old!

>>36401113
ah yes, I bring a cake for the cake

>>36401113
>17
too young I'm a hag fag if she isn't 1.5 times my age she isn't worth it

>>36400892
>No moon rabbits.
I am a little disappointed.

>>36400892
Some stuff that really stood out to me/really interested me:

1. What sound like army ant girls.
2. Ashura (we've long needed a girl with multiple humanoid arms)
3. Enma seems to be the name of the lilim in charge of the "hell" prison.
4. The "grays" it seems might be the beings that created the automatons given the mention of ancient ruins. Given the world of MGE is noted to not really be a planet, I wonder how KC would incorporate these classic aliens?
5. Hydra doesn't seem to be quite what I was speculating she could be, but still sounds interesting.
6. The "man eater" alraune variety could be really sexy if done right.
7. Apparently a race of bivalve girls called mirages are creating a fog to protect Zipangu and the Mist Continent from invasion? I guess the Japanese have a thing for bivalves creating illusions via mist, there was one in Naruto as well. I assume there is some mythology there.
8. Given we have the titania just what could the oberon be?
9. Phoenix is confirmed as at least planned, and to be a mist continent race.
10. The underworld god, simply for the novelty of a important male god.
11. The high rank angels we've long lacked.
12. This info would seem to confirm that the biggest girls in the setting (excepting special cases like transformed dragons and sandworms) won't be more than ten feet tall if that's the height of the giant race.

>>36401122
>1.5 times
>100 times
weakness disgusts me, and you call yourself a hagfag

>>36401139
*not 100 times

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, ponder this.
What do you call a swedish orc?
a Byork

>>36401113
haha that's not what her age is xD

>>36401131
Good, FUCK the moon

>>36401167
then, pray tell. whats her age then

>>36401167
Actually, it is her age!

>>36401138
This is all obsolete anyway given how KC would be busy for a considerable future what with RPG draining away all his time and resources. He didn't update last month's production diary even.

>>36401217
you can stop beating the horse after it's dead, you know?

>>36401225
Please don't engage in physical stuff with undead centaurs unless its consentual.

>>36401232
A good hearty slap on her rear end then.

>>36401217
I wouldn't go as far as to call it obsolete. There are quite a few things we've eventually gotten that KC first planned years in advance. Heck, some of the stuff mentioned we already did get (namely the info about the goddess of death).

>>36401217
>He didn't update last month's production diary even.

While it's quite possible he won't update (he's mentioned having trouble figuring out how much to show as he wants the actual game to still have plenty we haven't seen), he's technically only a few days late at this point as the previous patreon update was July 29th.

When will she back bros?

I fail to see the difference.

>>36401155
shame on you

>>36397785
Probably "The knight"
motherfucker managed to kill the fallen god as is gunning afer hel next
Also worth pointing out that people on FF.net cry out for sasha's blood to a disturbing degree

On the other end theres that guy that made a parody of the above, but lacks any writing talent and I'm convinced the one dude that cheers him on is just an alt account

It's Greenworm season

>>36401399
But the help you always suggest is fug succ-chan. May as well be:

>Stop it, get some fug

instead.

>>36400568
I misread this and now want to see Chun Li as a Lilim

>>36401459
Be honest
Isn't fallen maidens itself power wank for the monsters?

>>36401549
How so? They won through infiltration and the heroes not really believing in the Order's cause, not simply by power.

>>36401549
the whole setting is a MG powerwank if you're obssessed with it - lorewise there's a precious few humans that could harm one of MGs and even then mamonobamama is a total bullshit power

>>36401514
>Stop it, get some fug
>no i dont think that will help me succ-chan
>shut up and lemme fug you

>They're animating it

>>36397785
I remember a CYOA one on /a/ that ended with a flamethrower and cannibalism.

Goblin twins!
One is a brainless bimbo whose only conscious thoughts revolve around her husband's cum and how she wants more, but who is also capable of exhibiting genius level intellect if the stars align just right.
The other is a fastidious brainiac who spends every waking moment attempting to solve math problems or develop some manner of robot to supplant everyday tasks, but who is similarly capable of acts of mindless sexual depravity that match and may even exceed that of her empty headed sister should circumstances fall into place in a singularly exact manner.

>>36401549
i guess? it's less offensive without wanton murder and weird revenge fantasies

>>36401549
Cosider corruption as a fetish, people tend to lose no matter how poerfull they are
Also when it comes to power, Lescatie was druella's second choice of invasion as its staied she was OUTGUNNED by the first
ALSO, only willamaria and merse lose to druella and a straight fight, magical girl (i forget her name)'s loss is fallen brides fluff, and the others lost by other methods

I would say that the only reason MG poerwank got so bad is that KC hates exessive violence and past fuckeries involving the old fourm days have left him a tad sour

>>36401606
>all those mistakes
I need sleep bit it doesnt accept me

>>36401549
In my opinion it doesn't really matter as the central conflict of mge isn't whether monsters could beat humanity into submission but whether monsters and humans can create a better society together.

>>36401606
>past fuckeries involving the old fourm days
What happend back then?

>>36401549
Well, monsters regularly slaughtered the majority of the human population pre-DL.

>>36401642
>majority
don't know about that one chief

>>36401641
something about mistranslations, someone was told to stop, they were removed but then brought back

>>36401641
People treating mge as a grimdark setting and writing fics about scifi armies curbstomping monsters as revenge for their dastardly raping and brainwashing.

>>36401642
Indeed, we have to remember monsters were designed to be fundamentally superior to humans from the start. They were literally made to cull humanity whenever the gods decided humans were becoming too numerous. Plus the whole thing where a certain faction of gods neutered human potential and its the monsters who are actively unlocking it again.

>>36401492
Based Greenworm getting new art

>>36401651
I might be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure the old cycle was a boom in the human population followed by monsters wreaking mass death until heroes could kill them all.

>>36401641
Take what I assume you know of the spacebattles forums, double it and then mix it with some cancer and a big case of "fuck you I do what I want"

MGU was what spacebattles/FF.net is now.faggots that would wasted time tring to "fix" a porn setting with violence

>>36401571
Wilmarina's weird, latex living clothes really gets me going.

>>36401651
>>36401642
oh, nevermind. i read that as they killed the majority of the human population, not that they are stronger on average.

>From World Guide - Side II

>By using Lescatie's Mamono Realm Ink, if a monster sends a man a love letter spelling out her thoughts, then the heart of the man that reads it will be reminded of the days spent with her painted in love and pleasure, and if a human woman reads text that introduces a monster race and suggests transforming into it, you can vividly engrave into her the pleasure and ecstasy that will fill her life after transforming into that monster, as if feeling the real thing. The effect is enormous, and when a formerly anti-monster state that harbored strong hostility towards monsters was sent a single letter hand written in this ink by Druella, they learned the joy of falling to the mamono realm, and it seems they surrendered personally at Druella's military gate.

>However, the magical effect contained in this ink will not manifest in an insincere nonsense sentence, and you also cannot make someone believe in a lie. In order to exert a strong effect, it is necessary to have a deep understanding of the information you want to convey and your own heart, as well as have strong feelings for the one who will read it, it seems it took Druella over three years to think up the contents of that letter, so nowadays it is said that it's just faster to go to them directly.

I just find it amusing imagining Druella slaving away over the contents of a letter for three years, repeatedly throwing out letters and starting over, pouring over every relevant tome she can think of to find out just the right way to convey her feelings, facts, etc.

>>36401549
I mean, humanity could fight back in a cycle of victories and losses against the old monsters before the current Monster Lord’s takeover turned them beauty-focused and sex-driven.
If anything Lecastie fell due to intelligence and tactics rather than a direct confrontation. Hell, this wouldn’t even have happened if they didn’t have internal power struggles - their Hero Wilmarina switched sides gladly exactly because her internal desires of reuniting with the man she loved didn’t line with The Order that tore them apart. If they were more humane and their younger generation raised with happiness and love, no amount of monsterization and corruption would have made a difference because they’d have remained in their sides.
Conversely, they didn’t need to corrupt anyone. Sooner or later they’d have some dumb fight for a bit more personal power, weakening the empire as a whole. Lecastie was doomed to fall from the start.

>>36401668
Actually the hero would only specifically kill the current Mamono Lord. Then the monsters would proceed to kill each other off until a new mamono lord was selected. In the intervening time humanity would slowly recover.

>>36401590
>Go to that church, and ask God to fug you!

>>36401677
runya runya and druellas secret or not so secret weakness would be being their pen pal.

>>36401492
would love to see this one get colored.

so this is the power of elves
https://twitter.com/Whooosaku/status/1433164714796888064?s=20

>>36401669
>wasted time tring to "fix" a porn setting with violence
That isn't wasting time unless the violence isn't part of the porn.

>>36401669
You know for all the shit and vore that happened in MGQ one thing they got right was that no one got anything from all that fighting. Humans VS Monsters only caused a cycle of deaths and a new generation of children with issues from lost parents trying and failing to fix the world separately. Murder just caused more murder and set people and monsters alike in a path they couldn’t bring themselves to abandon as much as they wanted. And in the end everyone that suffered from it had a hole in their heart they wanted to fill back. This only got solved once both sides were convinced it was better to stop with this and be more amicable than attack each other.
This Warhammer retarded bullshit edgelords try to push doesn’t fucking work because they don’t realize there WILL be collateral damage. It’s as if there is a fucking teenager lurking in these threads with schizophrenia that HAS to push that monsters in MGE are evil even though they don’t do any of that.

>>36401727
Could do without the 3rd party overkill

>>36401713
Elves get more and more fertile by the day, all to entice human boys to breed with them. This is just a biological fact.

>>36401692
Alps are a mistake

>>36401727
So then yes it’s a waste if time.

>>36401701
probably wont, looks like its a gift sketch accoriding to twitter

>>36401678
They kinda couldn't. The reason the cycle even worked in the first place is because monsters were completely unstoppable and only a hero (which only appeared when the gods decided to unlock the shackles of a person with a suitable personality) could "stop" them via killing the Demon Lord and making monsters forget about humanity to kill each other.
Then there's that WG3 and Q&A stuff about how monsters are getting massively stronger each generation due to mamonobama infinite loop memes. Plus the entirety of Side 2 and the game where it's more or less stated that humans can barely do anything to monsters in a fight. So yeah, humans couldn't do much against monsters then and can do pretty much nothing now.
Then again, none of this really matters because comfy life with monster waifus is the biggest priority in MGE.

>>36401774
Don't say that Anon. You need to work on your self-esteem.

>>36393393
https://youtu.be/VYhjVbpjvOQ

>>36401758
Somehow dispite all the reassurances people still stick to edge as its the only thing they WANT to write
>"the mosters will doom the world with their raping!"
>"Monsters destoy families"
>Fuck the authors intentions, monsters are evil and heres how!"
Agian, I feel its a waste, I was gonna say weshould write more nice stuff to counter, but thats a shitty motivation to do so

>>36398305
A major problem with fics like this is that theres the wacky morals they run on to justify the gore and killing
That and theres no balance, the monsters get pounded into the dirt no matter what

>>36401791
>where it's more or less stated that humans can barely do anything to monsters in a fight.

Well it's more that there are a decent number of humans who "can" fight monsters (heck some monsters outright seek out mates who can give them a good fight), it's just that when it comes to overcoming enemies (as opposed to honorable duels and such) monsters usually don't rely on just power nor do they enter a direct prolonged fight.

>>36401774
Alps are great.

>>36401814
I was thinking about writing a crossover that focuses on actual lore than some convinent stand-in for writer's self-insert to have power wank on with 8man as a MC because he feels like the best kind of MC to use as an introvert who will question these kind of things since the current state of crossovers for MGE in ff.net are so seriously retarded now, but my lazy ass cannot actually get myself to work

>>36399389
Fallen Maidens is admittedly probably the most extreme KC has gotten in his books, to the extent that he seems to have put more focus since then on explaining that not only were the events in Fallen Maidens unusual, the Wandering Scholar exaggerated or misunderstood aspects of them (for instance, yes the king and queen of Lescatie got holed up in their bedroom for a while, but they did eventually leave and lead productive lives).

Plus, if someone wants to hate on the MGE then they simply won't find as much to go on in the more recent world guides, indeed they will find things that contradict some of their beliefs about the MGE.

>>36401774
Alps literally remove homosexual men from the setting

Work all night on a drink a rum
>(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Stack banana 'til the mornin' come
>(Daylight come and me wan' go home)

Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
>(Daylight come and me wan' go home)
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
>(Daylight come and me wan' go home)

>>36401767
so in theory, ancient sealed elves are super fertile right? where could i find these?

>>36401889
Being sealed stunts their growth. You're better off going for someone who for political reasons has been unable to be properly wed

>>36401841
Oh boy! this fic is amazing in that there is there is straight up no wins for the monsters whatsoever
>druellas capture, torture and later death
>All fallen maidens the (OG elt harem ones) lose to the alchemists and are critically injured (or in frans case, mini-nuked)
>every fight where the monsters might win, another alchemist joins the fight or "second wind outta nowhere"
>when one finally gets corrupted into a succubus, she "rationalises her thought prosses" doesnt love anyone on that level, and its still 100% an enemy to monsters
Just L after L

Please stop talking about cringey retards from five years ago and get back to posting monsters

>>36401888
>You will never visit the Mist Continent as a tourist and be bullied by a pack of Kakuen who steal your possessions and do silly things with them.

>>36401942
>No young kak to rest your head on her breasts while she speaks soothing words in non-english

>>36401907
>elf queen finally gets her personal guard to secretly grab a human boy and bring him to her private chambers
>she's gone without a man for so long, anon's first ejaculation manages to impregnate her
>each subsequent load adds another daughter to the batch

>>36401888
All fine and dandy until you find a spider in your banana stash

>>36401091
I am posting this with firefox.