/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36325858
Manti-cute

>>36325858
But what if I wanted her to drug me?

>>36325858
thats what you said last time, I woke up to you molesting me

it has come to Heaven’s attention the spike of rape happening recently. So every human boy will have to live glued to angel’s hips until they reach at least 100 years old. Maybe 500 years for good measure.

>It was a dark and stormy night, when they first did the mattress mambo, the rumble of thunder first heard as they climaxed, the beat of the loose rope on the flagpole beating a staccato rhythm to their writhing embrace.
>Rain fell and pooled all about, seeping into the earth, even as their sweat mingled and soaked into the sheets.
Nyeah

>arch-wyvern wants to just play cute bride for some knight she saw.
>She's far taller than him, very heavily muscled, and covered in scars
>Is still bugging her arachne friend about getting a frilly dress.

Angels are your friends.

>>36325898
one venus angel please with extra milk and cookies

>>36326044
Those look like fallen angels to me

Why the hell has that other thread not been deleted already?

>>36326134
i don't know, there's even porn there

>your buffs tastes good
>lemme borrow them

A quick drawing of a fox.
I should get a jraphhic tablet.

Let me fucking rest, you lustful bitches!

>>36326178
That's pretty cute anon, would recommend a tablet for sure.

No matter how old they are,dragon hags will always be extremely fertile!

>>36326232
I doubt your claim and i shall see if it is true by having intercourse with this hag. For scientific purposes of course

>>36326044
Only seraphim for me, thanks.

Taking my coffee without any cream or sugar for a week and I want to tell everyone

>>36326439
>drinking coffee
ew

>>36326044
why do they like to sleep with me without wearing any clothes

>>36325991
Heavily muscled and scarred girls are exactly the ones that should wear pretty dresses.

How do you make such a stoic and powerful monster like an Ice Queen cry?

>>36326454
I just like the stuff

>>36325898
I am not a boy, I am a man

>>36326497
Global warming is real.

>>36326670
good, I like summer better

>>36326654
>isn't even century old, let alone a millennium
Suuuuure you are, little human

>>36326725
what do I need to do so old hags will call me a man and not a boy?

>>36326773
Become a father.

watch out for wurms!

>>36326692
There's no summer in Winterstown, you get
>Winter
>Still Winter
>Shivering
>Spring

>>36326801
you don't need to watch for wurms if you fucked them all

>>36326497
He wants to take a break after literally falling into her too many times

>>36326847
Sounds nice.

>>36326847
thats why I like the summerisles better, pretty fishes, colorful reptiles, harpies of all shapes and sizes, and most importantly of all, all the tanned skin you'll ever want

>>36326773
BREED

>>36326939
breathe? I already do that?

>Rape helldog while she sleeping
>Running away very fast with high speed buff-potions
>Repeat it everytime when she gets asleep from long chasing you
Perfect plan to troll MGs?

>>36327217
Is this lewd?

>>36327432
Of course not, she is just offering to warm your dick a bit. You should stick your between her breasts. It will feel really good.
Also you should also tell her the specifics of your ring finger at it.

>>36327157
You have to go to sleep yourself sooner or later.

Tell me anon, what MG would be the best at playing piano.

>>36327769

>>36327769
tentacle, maybe wight if the claws can affect piano keys

>>36327832
I was thinking of drawing some vamps scolding you for dressing like a whore

>>36327893
>Anon's leaving his neck exposed again!
>what a slut!

>>36327750
I will never sleep thanks to energy-potions.

>>36327769
Phantom of the opera

>>36327974
I was thinking of some real old fashioned vampires

>>36327832
Need a chuuni vampire wife.

Dark elves sometimes sell really disobedient men to dark elf schools to be used as "toys".

>>36328144
what is considered real disobedient for dark elves

>>36328174
>wanting to go to work instead of being a good househusband

Don't feed your trolls.

Instead, sniff 'em, lick 'em, and dick 'em.

>>36327999
That can't be healthy for you. You might end up with a Hellhound nurse if you keep this up!
>>36328200
Trolls are good at cooking, they should feed you.

>>36328144
is there a school with cc dark elves?

>>36328232
>That can't be healthy for you
You think so? Then i should buy some health-potions.

>>36328232
I wanna troll to feed me her spit and pussy juice, directly from the sources of course,

>>36328294
>speedrunning to get a monster court to declare you unfit to be alone

>>36328200
Why shouldn't I feed them?

>>36328320
I wanna see the speedrun to out-degenerate a Wonderland jabberwock

>>36326490
You understand.

>>36328411
its easy, just grab her hand

fish truck just arrive

>>36325858
>accept a drink from a Manticore
>you wake up the next day with her tail firmly stuck on your dick

>>36327750
I refuse to be raped by any 'hound that isn't this thick.

>>36328444
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why would type that out?

>>36325858
>accept a drink from a Manticore
>immediately go get more drinks to withstand her awkward flirting

>>36328039
Good good, excellent, one day we'll have the world's best pianist daughter.

>MG Husbandry

>>36328547

>>36328574
is it that bad to grab a jabberwocks hand

>>36328547
Gonna fill that thickhoud with pups

So there's a new AI art thing that creates portraits based off a name or description. behold the true face of KC https://files.catbox.moe/wjakgg.png
As a bonus here's it's interpretation of a Lich https://files.catbox.moe/a75n2v.png

Link for anyone who wants to mess around with it https://artflow.ai/

>>36328130
>"Ah! Here's my chance!

>"*Ahem* Mortal! This night, under the crimson moon, I've come to offer you a deal. Become my concubine and I'll spare this land from eternal night."

>>36326490
>She is ruin-wing, harbinger of dark days and terror of the Trenavar Peaks.
>She is as old as the land, ferocious as a starved werewolf, and a stronger then a pair of minotaurs.
>She is currently fantasizing about a frilly dress she saw in a shop

Did this profile get a TL?

>>36328547
now that a hellsow, if I ever saw one

>>36328632
>Phantom has no talent for piano despite years of practice
>gets fed up and decides to marry the world's greatest pianist so she can be successful by proxy
>falls for husband
>forgets plans and decides to raise a wonderful family together
>daughter becomes an accomplished pianist anyway
>mother and father always attend her concerts and help her through her struggles
>in an interview daughter expresses gratitude to her mother and father for always supporting her
>phantom realizes her greatest masterpiece is her family
>writes a screenplay about it
>finds success anyway as it ends up popular among momsters

>>36328547
I think you have been overfeeding her, she's looking a little thicc.

>>36328884
and whats wrong with that, more cushion for the pushin

Ending up with a completionism Echidna must be a special kind of hell

>>36328984
you get stuck on newgame+ anyway because she can birth entirely new species

>>36328706
Chad AF just like I imagined.
What was the description you fed to it? inb4 monstergirl cunny enjoyer

>>36329017
i assume thats extremely rare,i am confident she will finish her daughter catalog before making an entirely new species,do we know if any of the current mamono originally came from an echidna?

>>36328874
Yes.

>SPEC
>Gender: Female
>Age: 19
>Race: Alraune
>Ability: Her body exudes a sweet scent that makes human men fall in love with her. Anyone who smells it will have their head melted and be filled with thoughts of メイルーチェ (her name)! It is also possible to create detailed scents that have a strong effect only on a specific person.
>Genitalia: The female form in flowers is the stamen organ. In other words, they exist for breeding, so every part of their body is sexually sensitive.
>Comment from Kenkou Cross: Two people trapped in a demon flower become one flower. They spend eternity in sweet pleasure and produce offspring as they seek each other out. In front of me was the image of "you" who stepped into the forest as you were invited. The expression on the face of the princess of Alraune, who calls herself the most beautiful flower in the world, makes me fall in love with her just thinking about her future with "you". For Alraune, a monster with an unparalleled obsession with blooming beautifully, this is the "most beautiful" appearance.

>>36329106

Ty anon

>>36329221
>lich with long hair and doesnt look like a womanlet
FINALLY

>>36328874
No.
Volume 6 and 7 didn't get a TL.

>>36329221
>lich with long hair and doesnt look like a womanlet
It's shit

>>36329221
Cute lich

I bet the student council in mixed monster-human schools must be really scary to deal with.
If someone like the president starts taking a liking to you, you might as well just lay down and give up your dick to her since there's no place you're gonna be safe at.

>>36329501
hang out with delinquents; she has no power.

>>36329542
But then you are gonna get showed into a locker or get dragged into their showers.

>>36329542
I wanna hang out with the delinquents p'orcs as their "pretty boy".
I'm not pretty or handsome at all, but they keep calling me that.

>>36329641
is that a reference to that one orc eromanga?

>>36329612
just because they look scary doesn't mean they aren't sweet girls with maiden hearts.

>>36329641
Note to self: have the orcs see an optician.

>>36329661
It wasn't meant as a reference.
I'm not 100% sure which manga you're referring to either, might have read it but can't recall any right now.

>>36329030
I just put his name.

>>36329712
the one where those orc girls catch that fat ugly otaku looking guy but gush over him cause he is concerned extremely handsome by orc standards.

>>36329751
Oh right, I remember that one.
I honestly wouldn't mind that, even if I'm not ugly and just painfully average.

>>36326178
pretty good, dude

>>36329705
>"Heey boy, you look damn good"
>".. You really need to get your eyes checked if you think that. Or get higher standards."

>>36326178
Yes, you should.

First two-page Monster Girls: Track and Field comic dropping this week, as well as the first pair of Indecent Occupations of Monster Girls CGs. Please look forward to it and tell your waifu you love her, today.

>>36330121
The tags aren't anything too out there right? Also on subscribestar or just anywhere

>>36330165
The first CG pair is girl x girl with some milking which isn't too out there, I think? T&F is just fat ass yeti ecchi stuff.

It will drop early on SS but I'll post it here too.

>>36330121
I'd, uh, track her field, am I right bros?

>>36330214
Nice, glad to hear it. I kind of don't like gangbangs and especially not that other thing some fag keeps asking for when you post game updates so it's a relief to hear that. Yeah yuri should be fine, as far as I know a lot of people here like it. Keep up the good work Hatch, proud to be giving you 5 buckeroos a month!

Just try to run from her charms
No I mean it, she enjoys the chase

>>36328664
This should be a good image but her abs are way too long and look uncanny when they start just under the chest like that

>>36330259
The artists I pay with the subscription money are as grateful for your patronage as I am.

>>36330121
I hope yaia or the hellhound get gangbanged

>>36330412
Yes the anatomy is all over the place.

>>36330464
Fuck off

>>36330464
Fuck on

Attack the ears.

>>36330121
Yaya's cute.
https://files.catbox.moe/6mktg7

>>36330691
Cute green tail

>>36330691
Little lizards with beeg tails.

Are there any stories on Druella´s Tactical Imouto Action Adventures?

>>36325858
https://twitter.com/Cutienyaaa/status/1431985157209210880

>>36330597
Anon what is that file? That's not an image

>>36328200
I want to breed a caje Troll until my family gets a horde status

>>36330796
scrub

>>36330691
I want to yank it off.

Bully Automatons.

>>36330792
Technically flayers can make you imagine it but not as far as I know. Also if that's you then write in in japanese so he can read it dumbfuck

>>36330792
Why do you post stuff like this? Where do you think we are?

>>36330595
Look at little goblin jr

>>36330816
I would like to do incestual stuff to my Troll momster, I wonder if she would offer any resistance at all

>>36330796
>>36330121
oh huh, so it is.
https://files.catbox.moe/6mktg7

Such a cute, innocent saint corrupted like this.

Druella must be stopped.

>>36331022
alright catbox what the fuck, I just want to share a goddamn lewd of yaya is that too much to fucking ask jesus fuck

>>36331022
>Hatch antis literally spreading viruses just to fuck with him

>>36330791
i want to accidently seduce her

>>36331095
>no purple skin
>not a succubus

>purple skin
>is a succubus

i'm seeing a pattern about the color purple.

>>36331096
It's NTR shit isn't it

>>36330597
>>36330796
>>36330832
>>36331101
never mind it's an image that can only be opened in browsers https://files.catbox.moe/dhmbti.png
Turns out it didn't have an extension for some reason

>>36331176
I'm not aware of that particular yeti being anyone's waifu, so no? It's just a lewd.

Living in MGC and getting targeted ads must be weird as hell.
Actually, all ads and commercials would all be really fucking weird

>>36331095
It looks like she put on more clothes once she got corrupted.
>>36331161
Everyone wants to have sex with purple people.

>>36330792
>>36330866
Isn't it confirmed that this can happen in Wonderland?

>>36331274
it is but i didn't want to talk to the strange person

>>36331179
This image feels very cursed.

Poor Yaya.

>>36331179
>yeti impregnated by Tyrone
I hate what this general is mutating into, lately.

>>36331205
>They changed the coding so Adblock doesn’t work again
>all the ads that used to try and get you to sign up to monster dating sites and the like have been replaced with new ones
>they all assure you that everything is completely normal and your location and relationship status has definitely NOT been uploaded to a public database

>>36331602
nice, I missed playing hag tag everyday

>>36331581
anon part of mge is that everyone gets a cute monster girl waifu unless they're an irredeemable orderfag

>>36331708
>anon part of mge is that everyone gets a cute monster girl waifu
even cwc?

>>36331581
I'm not sure which is funnier, that he fucked up linking it twice, or that it was such a meh quality image that he spent the effort for.

>>36331708
>irredeemable orderfag
This can be dealt with

>>36331581
>mutating into
Explain. Feels the same as it always has been apart from the guy trying to push warhammer OP images.
>>36331738
In a world with monster girls he probably would have got pounced on by a raiju and set on the correct path the moment the internet focused on him and set him on the right path before most this madness happened.

>>36331753
Predatory mgs man they're gonna be the end of me

>>36331805
>In a world with monster girls he probably would have got pounced on by a raiju
or just alped

>>36331808
it's probably fine as long as you don't behave like a prey animal

>>36331865
At your age you are prey material by default and anything you do can be at most considered playing tough

>>36331865
>>36331900
so no running around the block without a shirt, I loved doing that.

>>36331179
The fuck is this shit?

>>36331708
>everyone gets a cute monster girl waifu
Everyone, except me.

>>36332025
get over yourself

>>36332025
I wish I could say I'd hold out for my favorite species, but if a mershark came out of the water looking for some pats, I'd be helpless.

>>36332037
I can't hold out against hags

>>36332004
Yaia

>>36332056
I would romance monster girl hags.

>>36332056
No escape.

>>36332004
wightfag fucking yaia

>>36332111
truly no escape, they are a little too op for me

>>36332111
>No escape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WcyVvWZJU4

>>36332131
Your opponents:
>two hags
You:
>zero weapon expertise
>zero magic expertise
>dress like a whore practically begging to be raped
>probably cum from insertion alone
Anon, they are not the strong ones. You are the weak one.

>>36332259
hey, I don't dress like a whore

Test

>>36332131
I hope you can bear what's to come.

>36332114
>Black guy=wightfag
your (you), just add an >

Just ignore the hags and everything will be alright

>>36332259
>combat experience
i wouldn't hit a lady, even if she was a large snake or spider.

>>36332365
tried that, now all I see outside my window is this

I need monster girls to do casual wargames with for campaigns and fun things.

>Table top in monster girl city
......Do fantasy war games count as fantasy still or historical when the army of the undead could literally be something lead by your neighbor lich?

Since when did hags become so powerful, aren't they supposed to sit at the sidelines while the younger girls do all the hunting

>>36332365
Don't worry Anon, I've already contacted the Sabbath hag blockers to save this thread.

>>36332397
the older the monster, the horny and more powerful they get

>>36332397
When you're strong enough, you don't need to hunt.

>>36332359
>friends with hatch
>friends with the artist
>is black

Which ending is better, the hag ending or the lolibaba ending?

>>36332462
the former, lolibaba are larpers

granblue's new dragon girl is absolutely perfect
>ancient evil dragon associated with darkness and death
>tries to take the form of mortal and decides to be a draph
>didn't know that female draphs are short and turns herself into an 7ft or 8ft tall beauty
>has taken a liking to humans, wants to see happy couples and is interested in observing sex

>>36332461
Hmm, didn't know that. On second thought, you're on to something. Makes sense if its gift art.

>>36332397
Hags have always been powerful. They are just oblivious to the power they hold over young human boys.

>>36332482
she's got good taste

>>36332397
new patch, bro

>>36332569
>It has come to our attention that certain players are abusing mechanics to increase the bust size of other girls using unapproved methods to sizes we did not intend to be easily achievable.
>We will be looking into how this impacts gameplay and will adjust from there.

>>36332490
>power they hold over young human boys.
Hags are meant for men, and true lolis are meant for boys. This is the best optimization for couples

Told to some hag that she is too old for me and she is better go to knit some scarfs or gloves, make cookies or whatever old hags do for their grandsons. Easy win.

>>36332633
Telling my local elder monstergirl that I couldn't bear to marry a widow!

>>36332482
I legit thought Grandblue had died

>>36332642
Absolutely devilish anon, she'll have to awkwardly explain why she was never married in all of her 500 years alive

>>36332689
>500
very young

>>36332625
aren't all men boys?

>>36332625
It’s that behavior that caused hags to remain single for centuries.

>>36332397
>when
sabbath must have implanted their cunny dominance in your head when you were young because they were always powerful

>>36332625
Love this fox and the other images of her

This hag stuff is so uninspired. Don't you get tired of posting the same basic things?

>>36332798
Welcome to the cycle of flavors.
One bodytype or group will be popular for a bit, grow a bit tiresome, and then fall out of favor for a bit while another one takes its place

>>36332798
>t. Seething loli

Make sure you compliment your neighbor on her old outfits!

>>36332824
damn, she looks perfect

>>36332824
I love cake/pai loli baphos.

>>36332811
When will teen monster girls have their turn?

>>36332814
case in point

>>36332863
Some day.
Actually I think Big Booty Wyvern back in the day kinda counted.

Any drawing requests?

>>36332984
Teen ignis in school having the guy behind her desk toasting a marshmallow using her hair while she studies.

>>36332863
i think dhampirs nail that aesthetic the best

>>36332984
Liches giving out "How to raise your undead daughter" books

>>36332984
Just Troll

>>36332984
Pointing an Ape Detector at a confused Yeti

>>36332984
among us but furniture and one furniture is shog.

>>36332984
trapdoor ushi-oni

>>36332984
salamander anal

>>36332625
No

>>36333000
I might make it a whole ass bbq in her head

I want to fuck a Cheshire in the ass and then pull my dick out and stuff it into the waiting mouth of her twin sister.

>>36332824
i'd want to see the dusty scythe

>>36333242
>The fucking full head braces except its a spitroast above her hair.

>>36333000
Sitting behind a bubble slime and just lean forward with a straw.

>>36333289
No getting high in the classroom.

>>36333289
Only if its a comically large swirly straw

>>36333289
bubble slimes bubble tea emporium

>>36333289
can you drink a bubble slime? and would it be like soda?

I need a sheep, dormouse, smokehobo and mindflayer all at the same time to help me actually rest probably holy fuck

>>36333387
you should really, really try it.

>>36333387
KC says its a sourish taste but you can drink it so its probably like a green apple soda.

>>36332984
a vampire drunkenly hitting on her butler Anon

Which fictional characters would be well suited to becoming a mamono, and which one would they turn into?
Picrel: Anna Nishikinomiya as a jubjub
https://images2.imgbox.com/c7/97/oeGQEpuJ_o.jpg

>>36333448
>getting your ass slapped in a Tsundere Butler Cafe by a drunk vampire

>>36332984
Troll cakes bouncing their asses together

>>36333507
>it always starts and ends the same
>the vampires come in for the drinks and eye candy
>once they get tipsy they get flirty and grabby
>once drunk they obscenely flirt and flash their favorite worker
>towards the end of the night they have to get carried out by the dhampir bouncer as they're too drunk to walk
>half the time their sobbing at being single while in the bouncers arms
>just another day at work

>>36333271
>>36333289
>an automaton cooking rice sitting across from the guy

>>36333448
>Today´s supper had lots of hidden garlic.
>The butler put it there on purpose.
>The Lady of the House works so much, and must be forced to unwind this way, you understand.
>Oh no, that was too much garlic.
>And that kids, is how Dhampirs are made.

>>36333577
I'd serve one of those hags a special bloody mary, someone's got to do it.

If there's any type of monster girl that could somehow make being a yandere fun, I most envision that being holsts.

>>36333672
>when the rice is done, she says "Ding" in a monotone voice

>>36332625
True lolis are meant for men, boys don't see how great they are.

>>36333731
it's like waterboarding but with milk

>>36328884
We need to go thiccer.

>>36333770
I imagine Manticore have a similar idea. After a shot of their venom they force you to eat them out on one end while using their tail bulb on the other. Of course they say once you licked enough they will let you have some air, but they just wait until you struggle regardless of how well you are doing.

What about an Elf wearing a slingshot bikini?
Only instead of a bikini, it's a chain pulled taut between her nipple and clit piercings.
Also she's wearing a collar.
Elven sex slave, that's what I want.

You have angered a vampire in her office, choose your next actions wisely.

>>36333891
Whip out my neck.

Pet a hellcat, I dare you.

>>36333891
Throw a bag of rice at her and run away.

>>36333891
Why am I on her office, how did I get here? I was just gonna go get some beer from the store

>>36333959
You went to the wrong floor.

>>36333891
tell the filthy commoner to get her foot off the desk

>>36332984
completely-bald-headed, Casually-nude succubus whose body is encrusted with various gems.

>>36333943
Just just a Cheshire with red and black spray paint and after effects fire edited in.

I was going to read monster musume, but the voices told me to hold off on that until project podger was at least at stage 2

>>36333770
>You were adopted by a single holst
>She is very nice, a tad overly protective and doesn't like you talking to girls
>You chalk up that last part to her wanting you to focus on school
>She doesn't want you to drink any milk that isn't yours and often jokes about drinking from the tap
>You grown a bit of her milk and hopped on a dating website to drink some exotic monster milk
>you didn't tell her in fear of her getting angry but you have stopped drinking milk and solely drink water
>You were going to meet a girl that you met online
>But you find your holst momster right there, She is fuming

>>36333243
Go on...

>>36333891
what the fuck, I was sleeping in my bed, now there's a old woman nagging at me.

>>36334015
*hers

Cheshire cats smell like ________.

>>36334049
your mom

>>36333891
Comment on how I can see her cameltoe from that bold angle

>>36334056
>shamelessly hitting on her straight away
Dumb dumb soon-to-be balls emptied anon

>>36334069
Less hitting on her and more deadpan.
The key to disabling confident monstergirls with words alone is to both acknowledge the lewd nature of the situation, and disregard it in the same breath,

>>36333891
tell her that I think she just stepped on something important

>>36334082
i believe they have kuudere contingencies

>>36333891
spill a giant bag of rice on the floor

>>36333891
Why do I have to wear these ridiculous ties?

>>36333891
I'm just saying, twilight is pretty accurate about you vampires

>>36334229
>tfw no vampire and werewolf to fight over you

>>36333891
can you do my math homework, I'll do whatever you want afterwards

>>36334229

>>36334351
seras QT

winterhounds > hellhounds

>>36330373
But I only want to run directly into her 'charms'

What do communal werewolf husbands do for fun?

>>36333891
bite her first

>>36333506
Meiya from muv luv as an Ochimusha, Chun Li as a Hinezumi and Kuro from Fate/Sabbath as a Baphomet

What do you like most about her?

>>36334522
>winterhounds
>Snowubises
>Hotties (Yeti in warmer temp)
>Redworms

>>36334688
>Kuro bapho
You absolute madlad.

>>36330373
>Human ears

>>36334820
each set pick up on a different frequency range so she can hear all the sounds.

the cow gores moo
the cat goes meow
the fox goes kon kon
the dragon goes....
The vampire goes....
THE HUMAN GOES.....

>>36334871
Hi

>>36334871
>the dragon goes i like treasure
>the vampire goes hohoho
>the anon goes yes dear

>>36334729
She's perfect for it
>already horny
>over friendly with her familiars
>one of the most iconic lolis in modern anime
>would be all over (you)
>probably down for threesomes or foursomes with you and other sabbath girls

>>36334964
Kuro's thirst is not to be taken lighlty, especially in a bapho package.
You may be wrung dry.

>wake up
>feel something warm on my dick
>its a .....

>>36326847
I thought it went
>winter
>double winter
>still winter
>road construction and mosquitos

breed the zipangese wolf

I wanna be a lilim's pet so much.

>>36334522
>no magma-mouth bjs
Pass

I wanna be a lilim's pet so much.

>>36335186
I thought she was French

>>36335210
yeah some of the ddc cast is blurred like that
kagerou is werewolf/loup garou
seki is rokurokubi/dullahan
wakasagi is ningyo/mermaid

>>36335195
What happens if you sprayed water down a hellhounds throat?

>>36335249
you just gave her something to drink

>>36335249
Steam comes out of her nose…and a face full of smelly hellhound breath

>>36335249
She'd spray something down yours in return

>>36335418
milk?

Turn your local trash panda into a wife panda and get her off the streets

How do you deal with a monster that will rape you if you don't tell her your deepest darkest fetishes?

>>36333777
B-Big. Do you think she'd let me pet her?

>>36335374
You can't give slimes soda water. It'll make them too bubbly.

>>36335794
they are already bubbly

what if these threads were a podcast?

Taking shelter in the mysterious mannon atop the hill during an unseasonable storm!
Being the honored guest to spooky menagerie of high class undead!

>>36335746
If you tell her, she just rapes with your fetishes so accept the rape.

>>36335148
Gruff Selkies doing road construction that whistle at you when you pass!

>>36335977
>the place is bigger on the inside than it appears from the outside
>all the undead inside haven't seen a man in ten thousand years
>they are amazed at your smartphone and the concept of electricity
>Thier library has many tomes even older than you with some having ghosts bound to them
>You find a room with a neet wight that has all the modern amenites

>>36336084
I'm going to sleep in the doghouse with the werewolf watchgirl!

>>36336084
dibs on the chapel

>>36336145
>>36336315
imma play chicken with all the traps

>>36336145
>genki guarddog that patrols around the manor
>all the undead inside are super powerful so she's mostly a greeter/mascot
>still takes her duties seriously which the undead find endearing
is she an undead too or normal?

>>36336084
>>36336145
>>36336370
>Luigi's mansion monster girl edition

>>36336408
>you find an old gremlin that gives an automaton that can succ ghosts

>>36336428
>>36336408
>tfw no slime girl assistant who lives in a container on your back to slip into drains and cracks in the walls for you

ronin cat

>>36337463
pspspspsp

>>36337633
Say that again, to her face, with your lips interlocked with hers.

>>36337747
Needs more nyas

>>36337747
I would if it could.

>Y-You are essentially an underage to our hag standards so you should obey and let yourself be raped
Is this the most desperate logic those hags do?

>>36336394
werewolves, bats, and spiders are all horary undead and are allowed to live in the haunted house.

I need help writing dating personal ads.

>>36333891
>*inhales*
>O L D H A G

>>36338005

>>36334522
Snowoofs

>>36336394
>Try to leave manor by the main door your came through.
>Open it.
>One of several guarddogs bursts in before you can close it.
Not the smartest move for a S.T.A.R.S officer.

>>36333891
>*inhales*
>*exhales*

No journey is complete without a Goblin companion.

>>36338244

>>36338244
I like this pic, very comfy

>>36338244
That goblin needs like
two or three more clothes.

>>36338405
>hat
>shoes
>gloves
there
perfect

squeeze

BIG GIRLS

Anon it’s 4am time for headpats

>>36334688
>>36334964
But Kuro is a magical being that feeds on mana herself aka familiar.
In MGE world Illya would be a young, magically clueless and relatively innocent bapho who accidentally created super lewd familiar Kuro

>>36338606
If you don't get jacked so you can lift your big wife like the dainty flower she is, you probably don't really love her.

>>36339169
>what do you mean I'm getting heavier?

>>36339052
Noooooo I just wanna get raped stop asking me for head pats stupid dogs

Submit your dick to your automaton overlord!

>>36339052
Imagine getting woken up at 4am to headpat your wives.
At least your getting a 5AM blowjob as you fall asleep again.

>>36333173
>AAAAAAAA I SEE IT AGAIN
>AAAAAAAA, HELP ME MEIDOWOMAN, I'M GOING INSANE

>>36339192
He must be getting weaker.

The toad is not turning into a princess after being kissed. Perhaps it will work if you kiss her lower "lips".

>>36339901
This reminds me. Did KC say anything about how Automaton skin feels like? Like is it skin-like or more akin to plastic/metal? Because I really don't remember the original entry talking about it.

>>36340363
I think it depends on the model. Or it's just a case of "it's magic tech, it feels really nice to the touch" like how we don't know how Gazer slime feels like.

>>36339069
>Illya
>Innocent
Let me tell you how I know its bullshit.

HUMAN
MALE
MEAT
SEX
NOW
GRRRRRRRR

What is the sound that the ominous laughter of a March Hare makes?

>>36340438
No way fag

>>36340438
let me roll a newspaper and swat that bad dog

>get a letter from my phone operator
>my phone bill will increase by 60% because reasons
Tanuki Corp. was a mistake

>>36340438
Sure, she can have sex with me, but she's gonna be disappointed when she finds out I'm borderline sterile.

>>36340520
>Got a mail from my phone operator
>They told me that my plan has been changed to be free unlimited text and calls
>For reasons
And this is why bicorn inc. is the best company ever.

>[current year]
>she doesn't push down and rape her husband before he even gets out of bed

>>36340609
Stop sitting so much and eating junk. Eat a tomato and walnuts every day and get plenty of sleep and exercise, stop carrying the phone in the pants and wear no/very loose underwear. Don't take hot baths. Avoid shit that lowers your testosterone

This bulky cat wants to remind you not to use the fake /tg/ thread, once this one 404s. It had porn in it and still didn't get dropped for 7 days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WM1XNdJufI

>>36340908
You've got a date with the grim reaper

>>36340908
Lich wife keeps ressurecting me and won't let me die, send help.

>Lamia coils around your body and rapes you
>Another one keeps injecting aphrodisiac venom into your body so you won't go limp

>>36340992
I m going to milk the grim reaper and no one can stop me

>can only give birth to females with the same characteristics as the mother
>slutty early life stage
>psychic powers let them have mind blowing sex

They're not ayyliens. They're monster girls

>>36325858
I'd rather drink her milk desu.

Steal demon panties.

>>36342278
I am going to steal angel panties instead

>>36342278
>>36342306
Steel dragon panties
Not a typo.

Finally! No more pest mgs waking me up at nignt!

>>36342322
no wonder they die virgins

>>36342322
Ah, chastity cage for your domesticated dragon.
How horrible.

>>36342323
How'd they get up there?

>>36342278
That’s like a proposal of marriage
>>36342306
That’s like declaring you are a sinner to be reformed and then married.

what is rape? and is it good?

>>36342709
Yes it is, little human. Just stream your location.

Would different monster girls dance differently, even if it's the same music being played for all of them?

remember acting as pure as possible and pretending you don't know what sex is how you get monsters to leave you alone
>t.lil im

>>36342914
I don't know anything about dancing

The best way to defeat a shoggoth is to have your INT be so low you don't get effected by sanity draining attacks.

>>36343460
>effected
heh

>>36343460
Poor anon, got his INT drained without even knowing

>>36343592
Literally made for wightfag's BBC

>>36343643
fuck off

>>36343643
Yikes