/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36303077
hags are weak to youthful men's stamina

And I'd do it again

Rock Queen

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>>36303101
But that’s anyone under the age of 114

>>36303127
What a fucking surprise the entire magazine is fucking garbage

AGAIN

>Furry
>Furry
>Monsterman
>Monsterboy

Why are these always so fucking awful?

Explain why I shouldn't worship cats

>>36303172
Because dogs are man's best friend(with benefits)

Be honest, would you go down on a centaur's rear?

I would.

>>36303172
somewhat lacking in black sclera representation

>>36303077
You're a little late with the thread
>>36234297

>>36303172
what's she holding? she looks like she's up to no good

>>36303223
Does the fact that it's been up for nearly a week with only 20 posts not stick out to you?

>>36303122
I don't know why but I really love seeing the art with monsters in band gear

>>36303122
EVERY ONE OF US HAS HEARD THE CALL
BROTHERS OF TRUE METAL, PROUD AND STANDING TALL

>>36303321
I know right? it scratches a itch I didn't know I had
Need a pic of a hag wight trying to be hip with her Metallica shirt

>>36303223
I think 5 other threads came and went since that one was made

I'm gonna say the W word!

>>36303434
Wedding?

your devotion is misplaced anon, forget hounds, slimes, cats, pharaohs. No gods or queens, only foxes

>>36303504
>still cant post with firefox
foxes have failed me
i guess im a slut for rata mofu instead

>>36303420
>Go to your first concert in MGC after winning tickets from MLFS-FM's radio contest
>The place is jam-packed with hags, Christmas cakes, and all manner of older monsters in worn battle jackets
>Some of the bands haven't played since long before you were born
>Clearly being the youngest person there has garnered you some stares but you ignore
>Suddenly you're grabbed and dragged into the mosh pit to be smothered by older women the rest of the night
Remember to never travel alone in public events

>>36303201
a criminal lack of such specimens

>>36303534
>MG mosh pit
where single men go to die(their single status)

If every monster girl has a "type" she goes for what kind of man does a sandworm, alp, or cheshire cat want?

>>36303593
>get surrounded by six barometz
i accept my fate

>>36303609
Pretty sure the alps just want their male best friend. Not sure about the others. The cat wants someone who will be fun to play with?

Why kitty so agro?

>>36303609
>Sandworm
"Oh boy I sure do love the warmth of the desert if only there was some way to stay nice cozy and warm with a pretty girl. Hey what's the rumbling"
>Alp
"I'd totally fuck an alp's bussy but like only on a dare dude, no homo. Now let's go hit some new maxes, bro"
>Cheshire cat
"Ha ha, what a funny cute cat"

>>36303593
I imagine only the bravest of men attempt a stage dive or going backstage.

>>36303460
No. WALKIES!

>>36303534
I want to start a rock band with a bunch of sabbath lolis! we gonna rock mg land!

>>36303696
>tries to fight you
>as soon as she gets close, you hit her with some pocket 'nip and make your escape

I come with a story from KC's tweets. He tells a story about a Princess Knight whose lover was kidnapped by Orcs, she went to rescue him, got corrupted by Orc scent, raped him and became a High Orc. So yes, now Orc scent can monsterize. The princess came back to her country and this happened:

>The female knight was a princess knight and a representative of the country, so she went back to her country.
>"As a result, she went back to her country, which had been "a country of knights who protect the weak and don't show off their power.
As a result, the country of female knights, which used to be "a country of knights who protect the weak without unreasonably showing off their power," became "a country of barbarian demon knights who flaunt their power, subdue weak men with power, love, and pleasure, and protect them by raping them and claiming them as their property.
>The center of the country is the Knights of the High Orcs and Orcs.
>There are also Ocelomeh and Ogre knights who have heard the rumors and come here.
>The behavior and manners of the knights are very knightly, but the way they look at men is vulgar and disgusting, and if the prisoners are unmarried, they will naturally rape them and make them their own.
>If he becomes your husband, he will be raped on a daily basis!
>By the way, all of the subordinates (soldiers and knights) who attacked the fort with the female knight also became orcs.
>The Orcs that were originally in the fort became all subordinates of the female knight who became a high Orc and are now living as soldiers and knights in the country.

>By the way, all of the subordinates (soldiers and knights) who attacked the fort with the female knight also became orcs.
>The Orcs that were originally in the fort became all subordinates of the female knight who became a high Orc and are now living as soldiers and knights in the country.

(I don't understand this part, the translation came wierd)
>In addition, the reason why the Orcs were almost exterminated originally was because they stole alcohol from a farming village (while taking an unmarried man as a son-in-law. >(While taking an unmarried man as a son-in-law, he had a drinking session with the men who became his husbands.
>So the Orcs got a lecture and a fist bump from the High Orc lady knight on that point.
>The Orcs from that time are now knights and soldiers stationed in that farming village, living with their masters.
>The unmarried Orc knights are said to be delinquent knights who get drunk and get involved with men in the daytime, and when they get horny, they call out to them and take them into the shadows, suck them off and rape them, and casually try to make them their sons-in-law.

>>36303936
Too long, didn't read

>>36303936
I must seek out this nation immediately to show these lady knights how to fight

>Monberian Jinko
>By Monberian Jinko
God fucking damn it, you can leave me hanging like that, please dont blueball my heart, I need a continuation for that story

>>36303936
>>36303976

A tweet replied to KC saying he would like to move there and if there were any conditions for immigration. This was his reply:

>Since this is a country of knights, you will be subjected to a thorough examination and interrogation by knights at checkpoints, but basically you can come lightly!
>Orc Knight A: "Hey you! I wonder if you're hiding something.
>Orc Knight B: "Let me talk to you in the other room for a bit.

>>36304075
>get to be molested by knight that too
Truly a wonderful place. I bet they have knight cafes too

>>36304141
I want to eat wings at the MG Knight Cafe!
anyone have the pic of that picture with the paladins visiting a brothel for the buffet? was funny

Did you get your copy yet?

>>36304005
>By Monberian Jinko
I-it was an autobiographical account?

>>36303696
kots are still salty that they lost "best vanilla girl" status to those tricksy foxers

Would you sing songs with your wife? Can be anything from rock to rap to country!
I wanna sing Minnie the Moocher with my wife band

>>36304348
>"We dug up the real ages of five mature matrons who insist they're forever 21! More details inside!"

>>36304586
BAKAMITAI

>>36304586
If you haven't sang Sexual Healing to your wife, can you really say you love her?

>>36304586
I'd sing Gringo Honeymoon with a rattling snake lamia.

>>36304609
>the page mentioned appears to have been torn out
>...of every copy you can find

>>36304655
No big deal. I'll just ask the rata who reported it in the first place. I WILL know.

>>36304586
I wanna sing old war songs! Be they German, Arabic, Japanese, or other! those silly monsters wont know
Oi šermukšnio

>>36304655
Cute yakuza fox! I want to marry her!

>>36304655
>YES! I found a untainted copy of....
>your wife rips it up from your hands
those gals really don't want to share their age

>>36304631
>defeat snake bandit
>she tries to slink away
>stop her and tell her that her womb will pay for her crimes
>drag her into your tent
only true justice is with the D

Tell me why I shouldn’t open a dairy farm with no holsts

>>36304880
farmers belong to their cows

>>36305084
Miss this is a crop farm

>>36305159
>farmer anon just wants to get the harvest in
>constantly harassed by cows from the local agricultural school

>>36305183
>Anon gets asked by the school board to please start his day a little later. All the Holsts are late to school since they stop to stare.

>>36304348
>>36304609
>"Make sure to buy the latest Bunbunmaru for the truest and most accuratest information on the age of the ha-"

>>36305159
>farmer anon is blissfully ignorant of the alraunes in his field with cow print string bikinis stretched taut over their huge sap sacks

>>36303223
>>36303428
We're on the fourth now.
>>36236011
>>36258498
>>36282567

>You live in house deep in the woods
>Easily avoiding werewolfs by mana-hiding amulets
>Won local tribe of orcs in arm wrestling and told to move far away from your home
>Alraunes makes "OK"-sad faces when see you walking around in gasmask
>Bought anti-bug potions that makes any insect girl's nose crying in agony (your skin starting stinks so bad even for beelzebubs)
>Everything seems good
>But one day, returning from town, you hear strange noises behind your door
>Sounds like a sweeping broom
>"Why...?" - you asked yourself
>Slowly you starting realise
>You forgot that you was so hurry at morning and trying to eat your sandwich very fast so it left many crumbs on floor
>MGE proves again: males can't escape from their destiny to be husbands

>>36303428
>>36305735
Although it can count as five since he made it when another thread was still well alive.
>>36234308

>>36305761
Can't beat the kik, man. Not the kik.

>>36305761
What happens if two kikis or two shogs choose the same master?

>>36305824
>two kikis
Pretty well, being under care of two Kikis is comfy.
>two shogs
That goes less smoothly until they make it entirely clear to each other which Shog has which responsibilities. Until then expect bickering when for example one Shog makes you breakfast without input from the other. Once they make up, that's also comfy.

Farmer ‘non here how do I get those tentacle gals in my field to uproot, they ain’t hurtin’ the crops or anything like that, they just attract those damn lonely townie ladies too lazy to get a man so they rely on that them tentacles to dust their cobwebs. ‘N I hate havin’ to drive them back to town else they gonna spend all day ‘n night in my field moaning like a werecat in heat meaning I can’t get a lick of rest

>>36305901
Do they get jealous if you use stuff that's made from the other shog? Like plates or that one really comfy chair.

>>36306124
Yes, that's why they have to establish who does what.

>>36305513
>the silent cold war between the cows and the plants grows everyday

Any writefaggotry request?

>>36306253
Anything mantis or cupid.

>>36306253
I think the few posts above are a decent hook for a story - Anon gets two Shoggoths and has to deal with them being jealous.

>>36306327
I vote for this one as well. Basically them trying to outdo one another in increasingly silly and sexy ways.

>>36303127
Heavy cavalry!

>>36306269
>>36306327
I got it.
How long do you guys want them to be? Around 5k words or more?

I'm really enjoying how many people have been writing stories recently. I'd encourage you to give it a try if you're interested - it's a good stress reliever and it helps support the thread. Speaking of which, sorry for not updating the pharaoh story for a while. I've been busy with work and occupied with other projects. I'm currently writing a one-off about a cat with huge titties, if that's your bag.

>>36306603
Stress-relief would be nice. I'm about to send my novel manuscript to a publisher for the first time and I almost feel sick.

>>36306716
Ganbatte!

>>36306603
I need to get off my ass and return to writing too. The last time I wrote a story that wasn't a greentext was years before these threads were even a thing.

>>36306716
Good luck. I've been trying to find time for my own novel but it's tough to take the next step on it. I probably need to go back to my planning and square it all away first.

>>36304373
I'm surprised she can type with those big, meaty paws, let alone get internet access in the frozen tundra

>>36306716
>stress relief

I am not the hero. I'm the villain
And I too must go down

>>36307075
Playing a brooding main villain in a popular fantasy drama, leading to all of the monsters thinking they need to fix me with love.

>>36305735
>>36305812
Hilarious. /tg/ fags would rather try to hijack an existing thread and slowly push their shit tastes on it, rather than cultivate their own.

>>36306984
But then he'd give his cat a funny name!

I will never lose my mind to a Shog

>Undead breeding pits
>Wisp-light lanterns
>Gothic Architecture
>A small token reference graveyard lot to build-a-wife emporium
What else fits into a large city wide undead commission?

>>36303127
>A proud and righteous knight fighting for her homeland, Demon Realm
>Originally, she didn't look favorably upon her collegues who only fought to take human males as their prisoner
>However, after meeting (You) at the battlefield, her values and principles drastically changed
>Now she cannot contain her lust, and fights solely to love (You) to her heart's desire after claiming (You) as her own in a fight
>(You) managed to awaken her nature as a Centaur

>>36307596
BASADO.
What about her stats at the top tho? I can decipher she's 23yo and female, but not the other three lines.
And also her name and those sketch captions.

>>36306253
Griffon transformation story

>>36304348
I would always buy that magazine for research purposes only

>>36307656
>Name: Chrestoria Chiron
>Sex: female
>Age: 23
>Ability: She has inherited, albeit feebly, the power of precognition from her ancestors who was once called the "Sages", and can read her opponent's movements in battle
>Erogenous zones: All the zone that a normal human females have plus the boundary between her human body and horse body, the tip of her tail
>Nomadic Knight, Demon Realm Knight, Silver haired Knight, Gold haired Knight

>>36303127
For a centaur those are some small boobs. Huge boobs are like half the point of centaurs to me.

>>36307903
She'll fill out after five or six kids.

>>36305761
What`s problem just buy some chameleon-potion wich will mark you as husband of monster girls_species_name?

>>36307759
Thanks m8. I'll save this in case someone ever wants to know or maybe decides to do the profile justice with a full english translation.

>anons want to try not to get a wife for as long in mge
>not making it fun and playing chicken with all the monsters

>>36306544
Hmm I dunno friend. Naturally anyone would have "the more, the better" mentality here, but I can't ask you to go far with gift OC. So 5K would be great.

>>36308050
Gonna stage dive into a whole crowd of them and see who I end up with. Probably the biggest and strongest girl there.

>>36308061
I would bait monsters into following then dodge all their attempts to grab me

>>36308050
This how people get low level slimed

>>36308185
then don't get slimed, easy

>>36308342
ushi is cute

dragon nuns are very cool and sexy

big or bust

>>36308409
Big bust!

>>36308409
she has two milkshakes with her

>>36307698
Okay, got it.

>>36308057
As you wish, I can go beyond that 5k ofc, but it'll take longer.

>>36305299
I might read both hers and Hatate's.

>slides credit card through her asscheeks

>>36308826
>money comes out from her tits

Feed the bitey dog!

bogey from last night, real quick sketch
https://imgur.com/5trUeMd

>Someone slaps your ass
>Look behind you
>See this
What do

>>36308924
play a game of slap ass

>>36308826
are creeping coins better as shortstacks or tallstacks?

I trust her!

>>36308393
That's why I married one.

>>36309123
she fox so no man ever could refuse even if you want to so whatever.

>>36305299

>In monstergirl society
>Go to the internet
>A new trendy and popular meme has just happened
>It's the so called "Okay Coomer Boy"
>Basically some thin skinny twinky human teen boy who looks like he came straight out of an anime singing;
>"Okay okay okay, Coomer! Whatever you say, Coomer!"
>It has become super popular for whatever reason
>Monstergirls are eating this up
>The Okay Coomer Boy is also a streamer
>Monstergirls, so many of them, are now subscribing to him and have donated almost up to millions of dollars to him
>He is now super popular and trending
>He has even gained the adoration of human girls and women as well
>Monstergirls and human women all simping for him and dreaming to be his wife
>One day in a stream he has casually mentioned the accursed words
>"Oh yeah my fame and stardom is great and I thank you all. Even my Girlfriend thanks you all."
>My girlfriend
>Girlfriend
>Turns out he is taken
>Lots of m of Monstergirls loose their minds and go crazy over this
>Human women fans are most especially the worst affected of this all.

>>36303077

>>36309393
Don't you mean "Mwee mwee" edition?

>>36309393
The Ara Ara edition should have wonderwurm on the front

>have smug fox wife
>she not condescending to you or anyone else
>she's just naturally smug looking

Make sure that you know who your wife truly is before you marry her

human boys belong to sneks

>>36308924
All monstergirls are horny, but green goblins and bunny girls seem to be on another level

the more your teammates nag at you for going stupid things that work out in the end, the less likely you would be made a healslut and would be a frontliner

>>36306603
Yeah, it's pretty nice. Especially since it's too damn hot and humid to want to go outside.

>>36309641
>dark skin buns
where can I find some?

>>36309830
Just leave one out in the sun for a bit.

>>36309590
Warriors will be reborn, and you will provide the seed to create those bodies. Many, oh so many of them.

>>36309370
>Okay Xoomer
>Streamer
>Subscribing
>Donation
I don`t like your modern post-internet view of monster girls, redditboy.

>>36309039
She's smug, that instantly makes the shortstack option the superior one.

>>36309870
mirko in every thread

>>36309945
as things should be

>>36309981
thats a sweaty bun

>>36310134
I'm going to clean her with my tongue!

Doing recon missions together!

>>36310177
Being forced against each other in enclosed space!

>>36310194
Licking each other's privates to avoid ruining the stealth!

>>36310177
>>36310194
>>36310225
thats just 69ing with extra steps

>>36309590
>dies twice and gets pulled back by her sister, then an Ascian
I think this would break the cat detector

>>36310234
By your logic mana transfer would be just sex with extra steps

>>36310268
its not?

>>36309370
Are these explicitly popular male characters you keep shoehorning in your self-inserts?

>>36303936
Thanks for the translation. What a hot turnaround, that these knights become vulgar and slovenly

>>36310279
Recon missions are purely professional for the sake of taking down bandits. 69 is just foreplay.
Mana transfer is a sacred ritual to help recharge energies and pass forward some skills. Sex is just consensual rape.

Fight as a warrior and have your monstergirl heal you

>>36308919
Very nice

>>36310563
Why wouldn't I do it the other way around?

>>36310563
But she never casts healing spells, it's always...other stuff.

>>36310588
i missed when matsui did dragons crown stuff

>>36304348
Winter edition when?

>>36310588
same thing happens to me, I wonder why

>>36310588
This legit makes me mad.

>>36310588
That's just an agility buff, mate. Now you have the STR of a massive warrior with the size and AGi of a little boy

>>36310807
>shotafied warrior frantically insisting "IT'S JUST FOR THE SMALLER HITBOX BRO"

>>36310890
It's funny because this is more or less the line of reasoning that Shirokuto's Sabbath uses
>we're only lolis because it's magically optimal
>definitely not because we like it or anything, no sir

Reminder to knock some sense into your valkyrie daughter before she turns dark

>>36310890
>starts larping as a shota for the "speech" bonuses and buffs

>>36308919
What mon?

>>36310937
i like my goats massive,not small

>>36311086

>>36310976
More like knock her up

>>36311109
WITH A MACE

>>36310563
I do but they always molest me afterwards

>>36311205
its called intimate healing

>>36311224
I get it but, even when I get stubbed toe?

>>36310613
Winter foxes need help

>>36310563
why fight when you can talk your way out of fighting

>>36311346
Being forced to cum inside is not ''talking'' anon

>>36311373
>he doesn't know how important speech is

Gensokyo monster girls would be a cakewalk. Just take the regular youkai and turn the horniness up to 11.

Remember the whole "Do not fist the android"? Well, it's wrong, do it now.

>>36311346
Some monsters wont listen to words,actions speak louder and when your full CHAR sissy goes against something that cant be reasoned with you are going to get fucked,hard

>>36311417
I didn't care about this meme pose when it first appeared
now overexposure has made me hate it

>>36311432
what's the problem? sounds like the charisma worked as intended.

>>36311432
thats why I also maxed my stamina and agility stats as well so I can outrun them and tire those monsters out so I can poke them and make them fall over

>>36311412
cat and bird is best bigamy

>>36311417
I hate this new thing.

>>36311440
poor anon

>>36311089
Same.

>>36311491
There's more.

>>36311491
I'd rather have the good doctor and the neet princess instead

>>36311552
where is her top?

>>36311608
yams and the sisters are good but i wouldn't love them as much.
and parsee's generally a bad idea

This tongue is going down your pants and there's nothing you can do to stop it

>>36311715
I'm redirecting it to my face.

>>36311552
You spamming every thread has lowered my opinion of this character

>>36311744
I'm not that guy but okay

>>36311744
how devastating

>>36311681
She's a nice girl deep down but it's overshadowed by her jealousy.

>>36311744
Oh no no
How she will ever recover

Anybody have the name of KCs alt account? I already followed him but I can't remember what it was

>>36311770
>>36311778
>>36311801
>being an annoying faggot is okay as long as it's something I like
Okay, don't complain when he turns into the next boatfag then

>>36311744
>>36311715

>>36303077
so we gon fuck or naw?

>>36304631
>tangos with the rango
>gets rekt by rango
>mfw chameleon waifu.

>>36311927
I milk her every night. Kitsune milk is good for your health and soul.

>>36311957
it also makes you more of a trickster the more you drink it
the captcha is calling the fox a N4HAG tho

>>36311893
fads run their course and disappear. life will be easier for you if you relax and roll with it.

>>36306253
Darkmage having to deal with the shenanigans of her single neighbor, anon, as he tries to fight to keep his virginity

>>36311986
Captcha knows.

... CLACK

>>36312092
Do kiki feet naturally make clacking noises or are they softer?

private training with lizardman
https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/1431594270264156166?s=20

>>36312092

>>36312120
You ever hear a bird make a sound when they walk?

>>36312092

>>36312092
the sound that makes all men stop in their tracks

>>36312138
Yes,they are noisy when their claws clank on the floor

>>36312138
Birds dont weigh as much as a person nerd

I fucking hate you guys. Ever since you started talking about them I can't stop considering greenworms. I wonder if she would play tabletop games with me, and if so what race/class would she play as?

>>36312146
Why does he feel post nut clarity after getting succed by her?

>>36312038
Knows what?
Answer carefully.

>>36312200
Depends on the individual worm

>>36312226
that you are an old hag

>>36312267
I see.
Then they will have to be... dealt with.

>>36312258
The worm I'm thinking about now is a bit cheeky so I say she's going to play as a goblin sorcerer.

>>36312311
I thought I ordered the big fox

>>36312330
just return her

>>36312324
Eh? I can.
Granted twitter is trying REALLY HARD to get me to log in, but fuck 'em.

>>36312178
>>36312186
I like the idea of my maid sneaking up on me though.

>>36312311
She looks unhappy. What do I have to do to make her happy?

>>36312340
it literally started working the moment I posted that
i dont understand

>>36312217
I'm sure blood sucking by a vampire in his world is likely something incredible pleasant.

>>36312342
she could still wear shoes or some analogue.

>>36312346
tubefox is obsessed with babymaking

>>36312330
I think we got our packages switched. Here.

>>36312372
That makes two us .

>>36312200
She'd play a rogue so she can live out her fantasies of sneaking into food caches and snacking away. Make sure to bring plenty of snacks for tabletop night

>>36312372
Why tube? Does she have TB?

Gimme your lunch money

>playing dnd with a new group
>one player is a greenworm
>her fighter's backstory is that she was once a farmer
>right off the bat she asks if her character can head back to her farmstead
>sure, whatever... we started in her hometown anyways
>she starts talking about how her fighter starts to plant different types of vegetable seeds
>what
>asks if we can have a timeskip to when they're done
>tell her no
>she gets upset and asks if we can have a snack break
>it's been 5 minutes since we started
>she gets up and heads into the kitchen anyways
>follow her to tell her I don't have any vegetables
>there's 10 other greenworms working together to ransack the place
>they all shout out and start to scatter
>she won't even look me in the eyes as they slowly evacuate my house
>a few minutes later they're finally gone after I get done helping one that took a wrong turn and got lost
don't ever let a greenworm know where you live

>>36312568
Why is she glow in the dark?

>>36312618
rgb gaming harpy with normal arms

>>36312505
>Monster girls will never harm huma...
Fuck you, i'm join Order!

>>36312505
no, but I can take the dragon out to dinner

Less talking, more licking, human!

>>36312618
>monstergirls evolve to have RGB bioluminescence to attract a certain demographic

>>36312680
The only thing Lilims deserve is to be BULLIED and CRY because they're SHIT!

>>36312707
>also evolve to look computer parts

>>36312729
rude

>>36312541
Even when they are pests greenworms are adorable

>>36312748
>creeping coin ends up looking like a weird automaton

>>36312845
>instead of coins, its ram

>>36312845
they are a kind of mimic after all
>no old ass creeping coin who still thinks aluminum is a precious metal

>>36312618
She is CIA

>>36312748
Now... I'm not saying it's working but....

https://imgbox.com/g/jU0SaJaRV6
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 119. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/X4Bn8D9d'

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It took 19 tries to upload it, since imgbox was having a seizure.

Its all fun and games till your genki childhood friend monsterizes and ends up an 8ft tall, muscle monster that is still the same genki sweetie you always knew.

>>36313209
i like that fiery bapho.
the hellhound bath thing is neat too.

>>36313314
Good. I only like nice softie monsters.

>>36313540
Mam, I have word that you've been smuggling weapons grade ballistics.
may I inspect you ?

You will never not smell like hellhound spit, sweat, and pussy when one as your wife

>>36313540
the icecream truck has arrived

how does one prove that he is not a boy but a man

>>36306603
It's far easier to remain as I am and allow myself to resign to inactivity and irrelevancy. Can't read some of the older stuff written without cringing.

>>36314057
fatherhood

>>36314093
is there not another way, like some coming of age ceremony or something?

Boge

>>36314186
i love that artist, he makes all the monsters look so cuddly

>>36314186
she is looking a bit stuffed

>>36314311
Terrifying and begging to be bred.

>>36314311
This sucks.

>>36314501
>big cat not so smug after getting mating pressed by anon

Real hankering to stumble onto the wrong football pitch and get raped by a drunken ogre hooligan after her team lost/won/didn't play

>>36314515
Matting press into that beeg kot.
Fill her with kittens.

>go to AMAZONED.com
>expect the vids to be all just men being brutally fucked and tribal orgies
>half the videos are of men cooking

>>36314559
Domestic life with your Amazon wife is not all that rough.

>>36314559
>go to cheshd.com
>expect Cheshires using their abilities to fuck men in weird strange ways
>its mostly men doing and saying stupid memes

>>36314641
>>36314559
>wants a refund
>get doxed by the Rata working for those sites

>>36314674
this makes me think of how the javs made for monsters would be like?

>>36312037
Ok, I have written it down.

>>36314519
ogres and onis are pretty cute.

what is the best reaction to having fat monster ass on your face?

>>36314685
It's just vanilla stuff I guess. One of the Sabbaths has a magic mirror so you can even stream it too.

>>36314963
so where do I find the freaky stuff?

>>36312500
frankly I'm not sure what the pipe/test-tube association is; something out of the new Touhou game

>>36314986
it's just the kind of youkai they are, a fox that's kept in a pipe.

>>36314977
Probably diamond suit monstergirls in wonderland

>>36314894
apply tongue

>>36314977
Wonderland.

>>36315107
can I take the bus to get there?

>>36315141
You don't go to Wonderland. Wonderland comes to you.

>>36315172
so follow the white rabbit?

>>36315141
Yeah, you just buy the ticket for Maou´s Castle Tour, and then force your way into the Queen of Hearts´room when nobody is watching.

>>36315196
but then you miss out on the public viewing of the demon lord giving birth

>>36313209
misc gallery update when

>>36315196
>wonderlands is the lilims room
holy fuck, that bitch lives like that

Ditzy dogs and cute cats are where it’s at

>>36315354
if only this artist could be convinced to draw tails more often

>>36315324
>Damn bitch, you live like this?

>>36314088
Good fuck off

>>36315377
>the real reason that wonderland exists is because the queen of hearts didn't clean her room

>>36315400
No wonder Wonderland is chaos.

>>36315354
look at those breasts
tits like that DO things to me
inarticulate-animal-noise-feeling things
I don't know if I have a 'perfect titty' ideal
but DAMN
those sure are some good ones

>>36315433
>>36315400
Wait till you see Druella´s room. There is a reason she had to get her own castle on a different kingdom.

>>36315532
>JUST.SO.MUCH.PORN
>literally schlicks whenever she isn't doing anything
>many dakis

What’s the most romantic to ask a h’orc to sit on my face

>>36315602
Challenge her to a wrestling match.

>>36315602
draw on her

I like being oblivious to danger

boop it
you wont

>>36315748
I will

>>36315765
nope, you're a scaredey cat

>>36315748
>>36315765
do not boop the snoot

>>36315748
gonna boop all of them

>>36315782
I'd definitely want to stimulate the electroreceptors and record the results

>>36315787
I would like to pet the creature.
I will boop the snoot

>>36315810
It will certainly stimulate something

>>36315748
i will do it with my penis

>>36310225
Sauce? Nao and google both failed

>diplomat from a neighboring kingdom visits the royalty for business
>when they enter the the throne room, all they see is the queen sitting by herself with her guards nearby
>"Greetings, Your Highness. We've come with word from our lord for you, but... where might the king be?"
>"The king is currently busy with other matters, so I will be acting in his capacity."
>"No disrespect, Your Highness, but this missive is strictly for the king."
>"Sigh. Very well. You have visitors, my king."
>the queen stands from her throne, making a popping sound, revealing a very young man in a crown with his wet erection on full display
>he tries to greet his guests as best he can while his mind is still hazy from pleasure

Does anyone here take writing commissions

Gonna wrestle an oni way beyond my weight class, any tips?

>>36309598
This is a very good image.

>>36316198
grease is your friend

>>36308409
Keep the burgs comin'! This Fox ain't stoppin'!

>>36316198
Don't try to overpower her through strength, that's just asking for failure. Instead, focus on training your hands. No matter how strong your opponent is, she'll be putty if you've got magic fingers that exploit her weak spots.

>>36316198
Go for their tits
It's a cheap tactic but it's what you gotta do to win, humans don't need to play fair against monsters for obvious reasons

>>36316231
>"Those burgers are just going straight to you tits...here, have another."

>>36316260
>Go for their tits
Looks like someone already tried that with this particular Oni.

>>36316290
God damn gluttonous foxes no matter how much you feed them they just want more, how greedy

>>36316361
>those lips
fuck, those foxes got me

>>36316361
When you make a damn good burger, you can't blame monsters for getting addicted to their husband's cooking.

I got raped by a gazer, bros...

>>36316429
how did she do it?

>>36316448
She walked me across the city to get home at night after a party but she led me to an alley and straight up raped me.

>>36316521
at least it wasn't filmed so she couldn't blackmail you into fucking her again

>>36316567
Wait, she can blackmail me with footage of HER raping me?

>>36316429
>>36316521
Guess there's only one thing left to do rape her back and get even

>thounge fhucked you fhay?
>I chan helh youh

>>36316602
i mean it is pretty embarrassing for you

>>36316602
you wouldn't want that to get leaked on mananohub, would you?

>>36316647
No, I don't want monsters fapping to me without my permission.

>>36316736
i would like monsters schlicking off to me without me knowing

>>36316736
it'd be neat to have little manticores nervously walking up to you and wanting you to sign their tails

>>36314088
>Fishing this hard for pity

>>36306603
the stuff i write is not appropriate for this thread

I need this

>>36316736
I'd honestly upload myself jerking off with a mask on and say very improper things as I do about all the things I want a monster to do to me. Then go to work like nothing happened, sometimes bringing the mask with me by "accident"

>>36315668
That’s like begging to be raped

wat things on a monster get you the hardest

>>36317086
>smothers you so much your muffled voice can’t be understood
>says something like “Mhm mhm I understood you. ‘Please wring out all my semen onee-san’. You don’t need to worry, (Anon)!”

There would be no wars if every man on this planet had a mg that would rape then cuddle him every day

>>36317086
Being stuck against her body for prolonged time. Can be by slime phisiology, can be by restrictive clothing, chains or even her just holding (You) really hard.
Bonus points if she walks around with (You) stuck cumming in her.

>>36316617
What a silly fox.

tell me why undead cows are bad

>>36317332
Lich-san please put on some pants!

>>36317223
>top right panel
Anon-kun...

>>36317393
she put on a bikini

>>36317393
Pants restrict arcane energies, and therefore, are detrimental for a caster as powerful as Lich-san

>>36317442
that's why wizards wear robes, you learn something new everyday

Best mamono for holding you down and milking you dry for hours without mercy or pause?
Hard more no Manticores

If you are so bothered by Lich being bottomless, maybe you should just cover her pussy with your own dick.

>>36316231
someone has to stop her...

>>36317531
Slime

>>36317531
Will-o-the-Wisp

>>36317593
I wanna be in the slime tub for so long that I start pruning

>>36317605
I will never lose to the slime tub!

>>36317604
I'm glad Will o wisps exist in the MGE universe
I know the whole system is based on eternal happyness, destined love and such things
But in a weird way it's reassuring that even if for some reason you end up wanting to suicide and take the way out you are gonna get snagged up by a yandere hot ghost lady that spends eternity loving you

>>36317652
>I'm glad Will o wisps exist in the MGE universe
isn't it basically tomoko though ?

>>36315532
>responding to off-topic images

>>36317531
shoggosu

>>36317416
I guess that's better, but she's giving a lecture at UKU in 30 minutes for Necromancy 101. Is she trying to make a powerful first impression?

>>36314311
Fucking hot

>>36317799
I'm buying her latex socks. I can't have her doing that all over the house. Especially on the carpet.

>>36315400
>>36315433
If cleaning your room supposedly helps your mental state, how come kikis and shogs have such a high yandere rate?

>>36317927
their love quotient is too high, even with this therapeutic treatment they still have breakthrough symptoms.
you've seen how unstable kikis get when they can't clean.

>>36317927
That's because you keep hitting on that fucking make believe maid from the maid cafe, fucking god anon why are you even still going to those places when you have a loving maid at home you fucking retard

>>36317927
to prevent your maid form going yan, you must dick her as soon as possible

where can I find an old maid kiki?