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which one was yamame again? The spider right?

yeah she's kinda cool.

Lovely.

everything covered in hell spiders

You are now noticing most of those half-spider Yamame pictures are retarded because spider legs come out of the cephalothorax and not the abdomen.

Yamame is a great character.

>>3626583
but thats how most spidergirls work at least for the monstergirl fetishism.

She's a whore

Can Yamame ward sickness away too? She'd be a nice waifu if so~

Slow down! This has to last over 9 days.

>>3626583
Spidergirls work like centaur. The spider parts are on their ass. Her ass is her electroencephalograph (thanks firefox spellcheck)

>>3626591
I cannot keep my boner up if any non-human creature depicted is not anatomically correct. "Am I cute uguu" faces are okay but I'll let all hell break loose should someone forget to draw the required pairs of spider legs (I'll let both 3 and 4 pass depending on whether she has human legs but I strongly prefer 4) on a spider girl.

>>3626606

>Her ass is her electroencephalograph

Kurodani Yamame - power to manipulate illness and perform electronic brain examinations with her ass.

>>3626606
Why must you make me imagine the impossible?

Now I will obsess over its biology for the next week.

>>3626592
How so?

>>3626618
Yamame in a corner, huh?

>>3626629
She'll suck anyone who wanders into her web.

The most Halloween-ish Touhou.

There is surprisingly little Yamame/Wriggle art.

>>3626632

So Yuugi = Russian, Parsee = Persian, Yamame = Australian?

SA sure has a multicultural cast.

>>3626629
She's riddled with disease
biggest whore in my book

Hey guys, what's going on in this-OH JESUS CHRIST FUCK NO

FUCK NO

>>3626640
That's either marisa or nue

Oh God, what have you done, Anonymous?

They're breeding now.

>>3626645
And surprisingly much Parsee/Yamame art.

>>3626650
WHAT THEY HAVE DONE

Lucky Yamame gets her own Kisume to snuggle up to.

>>3626662
Eh, Parsee X Yuugi is better pairing.

>>3626645

What spider species does Yamame resemble anyway?

Can't remember a brown one with yellow streaks on its belly.

>>3626618
Well , if you want to think about impossible things, here's some more entertaining food for thought for you then. Conopid flies are bee mimics, which isn't all that unusual, but they benefit from hymenopterans in more ways than one. You see, the female conopid fly has something that acts as an organic can opener on their abdomen. While in flight, the fly finds a bee or wasp, pries its abdomen open with this can opener and deposits its eggs within.

Except subfamily Stylogastrinae is somewhat different, in that the egg itself is shaped somewhat like a harpoon, with a rigid barbed tip, and the egg is forcibly jabbed into the host.

Anthropomorphize it all and you have a conopid fly dickgirl jamming it in an unwilling bee girl, except the "dick" is her penile egg, which will hatch inside the bee girl's womb, making her pregnant with the fly's offspring.

>>3626659
THE BLACK CAT
OF HALLOWEEN

>>3626651
Does that mean Bucket Loli = New Zealand?

I wonder if she'd take Kisume out trick-or-treating for Halloween. She already has a costume, kind of.

>>3626687
Wasp spider.

>>3626690

While we're talking about ants and insects and such..

Trophallaxis is the transfer of food or other fluids among members of a community through mouth-to-mouth (stomodeal) or anus-to-mouth (proctodeal) feeding. It is most highly developed in social insects such as ants, termites, wasps and bees. The word was introduced by the entomologist William Morton Wheeler in 1918. The behaviour was used in the past to support theories on the origin of sociality in insects. The Swiss psychologist and entomologist August Forel also believed that food sharing was key to ant society and he used an illustration of it as the frontispiece for his book The Social World of the Ants Compared with that of Man.

What this all means for you is that your insectoid 'waifu' will enjoy defecating and vomiting into your mouth.

Romantically, of course.

>>3626710
She's the candy basket.

>>3626659
Nue is too terrifying to be part of the cutesified shit that passes for Halloween these days.

>>3626687

Some sort of argiope spider.
Think the connection is that tsuchigumo (the mythical creature) is the modern everyday word for that kind of spider, or somesuch.

>>3626713
Well duh, one idea goes that's how human kissing originated. It sounds a bit like bullshit though.

Hey OP it looks like we might lose that challenge.

>>3626557
plz stop spamming ur shitty clone board on anoxntalxk.com ok were tired of u now so kindly gtfo ( remove the x's )

>>3626713
Kind of like with birds and vomit.

>>3626713
Newborn termites don't have the proper symbiotic bacteria in their gut to digest wood, so they need to eat the poop of other termites in order to acquire them.

If I eat my termite waifu's poop, will I be able to eat trees?

>>3626735
I'll just remake the thread if it dies, it's not surprising that Yamame cannot be contained in just one thread.

>>3626713
Honey is bee vomit, so what?

>>3626690
Flies raping wasps raping catepillars

It's sort of like how male bedbugs can ram their dick through other male begbugs, and then those secondary males will get whatever female they ram their dick through pregnant with the first male's kids.

>>3626779
I knew I should have said Kisume.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_ant

My waifu shall have large breasts and a curvy ass, which will be able to excrete a sweet, warm, golden liquid from them at will, instead of poop and milk.

>>3626815

Haha, you have an inflation fetish.

>>3626815
Ants don't have breasts, as they are not mammals, ergo your waifu will be DFC with DAT ASS of honey.

>>3626857
Function is similar, but you do have a point. Is fine too. Finer, ever, given the DFC.

>>3626830
Nothing wrong with inflation fetish.

>>3626929

It's primarily a furry thing, along with excessive semen, oversized cocks, muscles, breasts and asses, and all the other variously fucked-up things that make their pornography so eye-searing. But it's your life - do as you will.

>>3626941
It's about, you know, the fur and animal heads. You're confusing furries with Henmaru Machino.

>>3626941
Dunno what the fuck you're talking about, I associate inflation with enemas.

You are now imagining Yamame as Arakune.

>>3626954
You know, I don't think I've seen anything by Henmaru Machino that I could call "furry", which is surprising given the breadth of fetishes he covers.

>>3627079
I prefer my Yamame ZUN-style.

Yamame is awesome because she is a Russian loli.

>>3629560
55 already? Our plan, our precious plan!

>>3627399
This isn't furry?

>>3629577
Calm down man, I'm taking this all the way to Part8 if I have to. One thread for each of Yamame's pretty little legs.

>>3629594
There are plenty of furry caterpillars, but that isn't one of them.

You are now reaching for a can of hairspray and a lighter

>>3629735

bad idea bro, the spider on fire might run around

>>3629735
With that comment I am not even clicking that image.

>>3629735
I'd use a shop vac with a long extention pole.

>>3629739
They deserve it too.
First time I saw all these spider pics I had to check behind my furniture and change cloths and wash all the not carefully inspected ones.

>>3629739
Coffee + squirt gun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z75z1xHJSI

>>3629735

How could you possibly want to hurt this cute little thing?

Perhaps if she was about to chew you up in order to access your liquified innards, but not otherwise.

>>3629758

One time my dad almost ate a snail. It was in some lettuce in a bun, so you need to be paranoid about that too.

>>3629772

I have Arachnophobia, that's why.

>>3629797
I'm not OCD or anything it's just spiders sick me out.

>>3629817

Oh, I understand. I'm allergic to bugs, so I can relate.

>>3629816

So have I. I just appreciate spiders as beautiful animals.

>>3629828

Spiders and chitons are really quite amazing, visually. I'm glad there are a lot of spiders where I live, because I can watch them. They're the kind of animal who doesn't care about you unless you scare them, which is a good thing.

bump.

Yamame is my favorite Stage 1 boss.
There are few bosses whos' bullets actually dance along to the music, let alone in the very first stage.

I don't kill spiders unless they're brown recluses.