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Yuyuko has an instant kill ability usable on any mortal.

Suika/Yuugi are unstoppable, and there is no telling modern weapons have any real effect on them.

Imagine I make *this* bloom inside your innards *grabs etc.

Also I'm not sure a flower could survive inside a human body.

Insane and can destroy anything. How do you counter that?

>>3624870
I'm not sure my erection could last inside a 3D whore.

>>3624857
>>3624870
Repostan

>>3624870
That's a Lily of the Valley, a very poisonous flower. All of it is poison.

Flowers?

Touhou characters are overpowered in comparison to what? They only really interact with each other, so they're only overpowered if one is noticeably stronger than the rest.

... In which case a certain wacky miko would be the most likely candidate for being overpowered, given that she's beaten virtually all the rest at least once in canon.

>>3624870
Of course not, it'll die the moment she stops paying attention

>>3624888
Said Miko only wins if she is the protagonist. Otherwise, she is a stage 4 level boss.

>>3624888
This.

Sakuya vs. Cable who wins?

Gensokyo is all an illusion.I'm the only one here.

>>3624869
Me on the left.

>>3624884
More

also, This shit again?

I wouldn't mind if flowers grew inside my body...

>>3624903
His abilities have little to no effect on the knife-throwing time mage.

>>3624903
Bishop is better!

>>3624899
Even if she's the protagonist, some are only beaten because they want it (Tenshi).

Yuka can't do that, Chado invented it.

Youkai Moe can create universes and has the ultimate magic but so do Shinki and Alice

>>3624878
I tear up at this image every time.
>>3624865
I fap to this image every time.

>>3624943
Henceforth where does the "Flower Master of the Four Seasons" title come from?

It would be silly if she wasn't able to do anything with them. It makes her sound like a force of nature!

touhous lack the will of the warrior, well besides rinnosuke.

Therefor they have already lost.

>>3624927
But they only want to be beaten because they're specifically interested in her. In both Remilia's and Tenshi's cases, weren't they speciflcally doing what they were doing to get her attention and get her to beat them up? My thought is that it's Reimu who causes them to want to be beaten, therefore she is stronger.

... Although I haven't seen any Reimu dominatrix doujinshi, so maybe that's not an accepted idea in fanon.

>>3624903
jesus cable or badass merc cable?

>>3624953
Who needs the will of a warrior when you can blast your opponent from a safe distance?

The only way a serious canon Reimu will be beaten is through a sneak attack. Otherwise it's ties and ties only, at best.

Haha fuck you I'm flying outside reality.

>>3624971
What distance do you consider safe from Yukari?

>>3624971
>safe distance
>implying touhous are ever unsafe when danmakuing

>>3624996
Outside the universe's boundar...

Oh wait.

Shit.

I'll bloom her flowers if you know what I mean

Fantasy is overpowered.

But really if touhou's did exist we'd all just be like lol saw that crazy fairy fly overhead today. Pig disgusting 3d, Hey did you guys play that new SCIENCE fiction visual novel?

>>3625000
Dodging death butterflies when the Saigyou Ayakashi was blooming could be considered deadly, not to mention the whole being in the land of the dead thing.

>>3625002
And now I'm reminded to get started on my YukarixLady of Pain slashfic. Thanks.

>>3625013
Touhous probably read science fiction already, and I bet some of them confuse it for the real outside world.

>>3625013
science > magic

>>3625013
You'll never be an 300-pound man-child punching holes into his basement walls because he got angry over internet arguments

;_;

>>3625043
Why did I lol at this?

>>3625021
I doubt Yukari can be easily impressed...

>>3624950
she can make sunflowers face the sun
im not kidding

>>3625075
What, as in she is the reason Sunflowers turn to see the sun?

>>3625081
She is Chuck Norris.

>>3625081
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Yuka_Kazami
>The ability to manipulate flowers consists of being able to make flowers bloom, shift the face of sunflowers towards the sun, or make withered flowers bloom again and such.

>>3625081
No, as in she is an anthropomorphized phototropin. Whether ZUN will add other such proteins like myosin-tan and her elder sister actin-tan or a swimsuit-wearing Hsp70-tan remains unknown.

>>3625094
Yes, that's the base ability, just add magic to reconstitute.

>>3625054
The Lady of Pain shares a lot of abilities and circumstances in common with Yukari, so I imagined what would happen if they met, and...