/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sandworms!

why do I have hands for?

Happy Ice Queens

>>36180531
>>36180553
Why not both?

>>36180531
Did someone say "degeneracy"?

Druella take me, I'm ready. My dick will serve monsters and I will make a mamono the happiest woman in existence. I shall father many children and teach them to spread the joys of human/monster unions far and wide.

magial gril monstas

>>36180556
your hands are for holding paws

>>36180531
That's a blue board, you know.

I'm just here to say demons are the best.

>>36180725
demons are way too op4me

>>36180642
Look at that chunky gal, flab all hanging out.

>Catgirls dethroned by Foxes
>Foxes soon to be dethroned by brown buns

It is foretold

>>36180790
she is just asking for her chub to get molested

>>36180644
I want a Yeti to take my hand and pull me along, running through the busy Christmas market as she looks at all the decorations and scarves to buy

>>36180743
Their high heel click-clacks are truly the strongest.

>>36180808
She gets easily embarassed over her weight, but the bigger she gets the more I love her, a thick and meaty building project that must be carefully cultivated.

>>36180871
it's even worse when they are your teacher

>>36180556
To grasp angel wings

>>36180930
is this an angel?

>>36181017
She just has a slight skin condition from lack of sex.

Do squirrels slumber soundly in the wild winding woods?

>>36181048
What about her wings?

>>36181048
she told me that she was a blueberry flavored angel...

>Anime style or Shonen Heroes in the MGE world doing the typical and or predictable anime tropes and cliches
>Most especially the "I will never give up speeches", the power of friendship, power of hope
>Beating Monstergirl villainesses and Incubi villains who are super strong and beat the crap out of the hero and friends but then heroes and friends overcome and beat the baddies with friendship and hope
>And then comes the next edgy nadguys who seemingly manage or somehow are stronger than the previous badguys to the point the next baddie might aswell surpass the Demon Lord's children somehow
>Some past badguys have tragic backstories as to why they do what they do and eventually become part of team good guy
>Oh and don't forget the flashback sequences where the heroes recall all the galavanting they had with their friends that gives them a power up boost while the baddies seemingly just stand there and waste time and not takeout the heroes yet.

>paladin Jeffrey's guide on how to defend Yourself and avoid monsters
>all beautiful women that do not look human are in fact angels
>monsters are all horribly ugly without an exemption
>make sure to compliment an angel on her looks, to grant Yourself a favour of the Chief God

>>36181087
her wings are the result of being a new subspecies of angel

>>36180793
Remember, proving yourself to warrior monster girls and turning them breeding crazy instead of battle crazy is the way things should be.

>>36181071
They nest in the trees, I know they do.

>>36180531

>>36181161
She must be an angel cause all that ass and tits makes me go hallelujah

>>36181190
What about their neighbors that keep them up? Like woodpecker harpies or human lumberjacks?

>>36181160
I bet that Jeffrey guy has a secret sabbth island

>>36181268
I've seen woodpeckers tap at metal streetlights, it's quite the noise they make. Would harpies be that dumb?

>>36181222
Is this Chomoran?

>>36181346
They're birdbrains.

>>36181346
they are birdbrains after all

>>36181087
they look nice.

how pissed would a monster be if I told her that I like her single milf aunt better?

Trust foxes

>>36181517
I. DON'T. TRUST. FLATTIES!

>>36181534
What? You've got it backwards. Big tiddies = Big evil

>>36181594
you telling me this old fox is evil?

>>36181644
So evil she steals her daughters lover.

>>36181644
Hags are the worst. Never trust them

>Demon Realm Incubus in action corrupting a human woman

>anon in action being a faggot

>>36181517
Gimme a good reason.

Multi-class hellhound!

>>36181710
but, they are so old that must be wise and its okay to ask for advice from them

Hags are for cuddles

>>36181806
Based

>>36181806
>>36181836
no, they are for making them feel young again

>>36181806
Big and meaty monster hags are for dungeons and breeding play.

>>36181222
That's a good size.

>>36181884
>>36181884
a monster needs to be able to boob hat me easily for me to date them

>>36181777
it's some innocent advises at first, and then they go ara ara and next thing you know you are wedged firmly between their cleavages. Is that kind of life you want to lead, anon? A chest warmer to some old hags?

>>36181904
oh no, how dreadful

My brains knows better not to trust hags, but when I see those boobs my blood just goes somewhere else

>>36182118
Its how they lure their prey, so what ever you do, do not look at their tits

>>36182118
That's why you need to hang upside down whenever a hag tempts you. Get the blood flowing to your head again. Trust me, no way it won't work.

>>36182150
>can't look at tits
>look up and see her pretty face and kissable lips
>look down and see those childbaring hips and thicc ass/legs
guess i got to close my eyes, hags can't get me now

>>36182418
A beauty mark would make me instant loss against any older monster girl.

>>36182367
>hanging from a branch to clear your head
>hag pushes her tits into your face
You just can't win

>>36181222
Yes.

>>36182150
>>36182418
>When she opens her eyes and ara aras at you

>>36182625
jokes on her, my eyes are closed so I can't see her pretty eyes

>>36182704
but you can hear her pretty voice anon

>>36182625
>Tfw not this but a pettanko loli instead
>Tfw everyone just wants hags and old bags, so all the qt loli monstergirls will go without love forever.
Cruel. Regrettable. Detestable.

>>36182787
then love them lolis yourself

>>36182787
they'll turn into hags so they will get loved

>>36182768
fuck, thats all they need to make me dance in their palms

>>36182794
I will.
>>36182805
That's the point. You love the washboard lolis until they become small-breasted hags, and you all die together.
>>36182837
Thank you for being a man of good taste. I will sleep now and dream of slime and arachnid monstergirl lolis.

>>36182768
>hag speaks speaks honeyed words in your ear
>all while surrounding your body in her soft embrace
fearsome predator

>>36181711
>human woman
>post focusing on the boy
Fuck off you homo. That scenario never happens.

>>36182900
like one of those spiders that slowly move towards their prey until the preys has no chance of escape from the pouncing spider

>>36182118
I could not win against a muscle hag.

>>36182935
so what your saying is hag spiders are the apex predators of mg land? how horrifying

Haha! Big, bovine boobs!

>>36182998
They are among the most dangerous but the ones you got to watch out for are the ones with closed eyes, those monsters will slowly worm their way into your life until they have you in their hands and you wouldn't even know it until you find yourself in their bed asking "what we are gonna do on the bed, oneechan?"

Guys help, the dragon that was previously roosting on my roof decided she liked the air conditioned inside more and moved in, she even set up her hoard in my bedroom, how do I stop her?

>>36180553
Why would anyone want to live in a dark moist meat pit.

>>36183056
Hehe! big ectoplasmic milkers

>>36183056
Is it out yet?

>>36183099
No

>>36183087
What are you still doing in her house?

>>36183087
when she is sleeping, remove her daki and when she wakes up, act like you have been married for years, as a prank

>>36183108
He's there to operate the machinery, such as the magic picture box, the magic laundry box, the magic dust-disappearer and the magic lights.

>>36183089
Because the sandworm life is the best life. It's paradise. Super comfy, super sexy, super lewd, super loving, super safe.

No need to pay for housing. Your waifu is your house. She's like a living RV that doubles as a giant tunnel drill. That's kinda badass if you ask me. Just need to integrate some sort of internet receiver, and I'd be set for life. I'm sure mamono magic could make it happen

>>36183103
Sad

I am a god! How can you rape a god? Such a grand, intoxicating innocence!

>>36183189
hehe dick go splurt, splurt in tiny loli

One of the lesser known frustrations of having a winged waifu are the gusts of air created every time they flap their wings. Be careful when leaving around any small or lightweight objects around the house, otherwise they will end up flying across the room when your wife starts flapping her wings.

>>36183189
eww too flat.

How about a hag thats secretly very young.

>>36183311
ew, I'd rather a lolibaba that larps as a true loli then that and I don't like lolis

>>36183295
It's good for summer when she can make cooling gusts of air.

stop hag posting
post lolis

>>36183381
>"Isn't it bed time fore little girls?"

>>36183381
ok, I'll post both

Hahaha! BIG, bovine boobies!

>>36183434
wouldn't it be funny if she forced you to suck her tits as she jerked you off, hahaha

>>36183391
Milfhounds are rare. It's like you take the rapey hellhound and combine it with mommyness.

>>36183381
I want to hug a loli hellhound only to slowly realize and panic as i notice i cant disengange from the hug.

>>36183491
they are rare becuase they are not so outwardly rapehappy, they prefer to appear docile so when their future hubby has full trust in them, they strike

>>36183491
Will they be kinder?

>>36183529
I think they like regular hellhounds, but they know how to control their ferocity. Otherwise, they are nice momsters who bake cookies for you.

Reminder to educate the demon lord.

Hahahaha! Massive, moo-moo mammaries make mega, mucho milkies!!!

>>36180531

>>36183823
Ay caramba.

Lilimoo

>>36180531

>>36183381
I CAN SEE FOUR PIXELS OF COCK

>>36183903
Eh, damn lims are all cows anyway

>>36184158
We're on it!

Fuck your demons

>>36184301
No, that’s what they want and I don’t want to let them win

>>36184351
Rape your demons

>>36184301
But my demons are telling me to commit tax fraud.

>>36184301
just ignore them and act like they don't exist

>>36184370
I said "fuck your demons," not listen to them and do what they say. Stick your pee-pee in their pee-pee repeatedly until white stuff comes out of yours into hers.

>>36184391
No, fuck your demons.

>>36184301
Sinnerman, where you gonna run to?

>>36184301
I'm not fucking her until she apologies for tricking me into signing the contract.

>>36184406
But that would make her a bad demon, and I can't fuck a bad demon!

>>36184301
no, fuck you

>>36184429
You're legally obligated to fuck your demon now.

>>36184442
Make her a good demon by fucking her.

>>36184429
>Anon broke clause 27b in subsection 82x stating he cannot be mad about being tricked into signing the contract
>The punishment is rape

>>36184450
>You're legally obligated to fuck your demon now.
I want a lawyer!

>>36184464
>Anon broke clause 470r by demanding a lawyer to review the contract
>the punishment is rape

>>36184301
im going to just doodle on her contract instead

>>36184462
>>36184484
I thought the contract stated that all sex with anon is now consensual and there for rape isn't possible?

>>36184301
I can't fuck one

make love to the things that go bump in the night to give them a baby bump

>>36184509
There was an addendum clarifying that punishment rape is still rape

>>36183903
That looks more like an Alp with such a tail

>>36180531

>be a tourist in Royal Makai
>venture away from the tourist route
>get lost somewhere near the DL's castle
>feral lilim drags you into her lair
>spend an entire her month being her daki
>had no contact with anyone else the whole time nor did I go outside the cave
>the first people you talk to after all that time is her mom and dad who came to check in on her

>>36184688
Shogs legitimately scare me and I think if one tried to get into my house I would tell her as best I can that I really don't want her around.

Maybe I'd help her pick someone else as a way to say I'm sorry.

>kiki that just appears in your home one day

>>36184688

>>36180531

>>36181017
I had an idea for a while about a story of a blind monk who’s been doing alright on his own until one day a demon girl tries to take his soul, but gives up after realizing she’s not even THAT evil. And the whole time the monk thinks she’s an Angel sent to him by his god much to her embarrassment.
The ending would’ve been the monks god actually sends an Angel to kill the demon but then gets rebuked by the monk and somehow the three of them end up living together in the old monastery with their daughters playing in the fields.

>>36184705
>Thank god you two are here, she has kept me trapped here for a month and-
>Good to see she found herself a husband! Anyways, have fun!

>>36184723
does she cry milk?

>>36184763
Time to make the lilim a respectable young woman!

>>36184301
Instructions unclear, fucked the pillow again.

>>36184999
remember that she is a bogey

>>36184999
you're going to make the ittan-momen jealous

>>36184301
I want to go on a date with my sleep paralysis demon.

what is rape?

>>36185211
baby don't hurt me

>>36185269
don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

>>36184272

>>36184424
Would fuck that Demon

>>36185314
Things are heating up

how do I deal with my automaton addiction?

>is there truly more to life than being horny and raping people anon? I'd like for you to... Show me

>>36185523
>is there truly more to life than being horny and raping people anon?
Yes, marshmallows.
Otherwise, no.

>>36185523
cuddles

>>36185314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpXxDbInSkU

Demons with genuine smiles and no hint of malice are my weakness

>>36185562

>>36185314
Get down!

>>36185540
>But is there more to life than being horny and cuddling people?

>>36185600
milk

>>36185600
strength

>>36185600
taxes

>>36185613
I want hot chocolate with White Horn milk to warm my soul and cold winter day

>>36185693
>nuki friend wears your shirts cause "its free"
>she thinks you don't see her sniffing it at times

>>36185726
how do you acquire whitehorn milk tho?

>>36185770
ask nicely

>>36185770
I would run a whitehorn dairy.

>>36183560
Anon... anon please tell me where this is from. Please tell me there's more.

>>36180531

do you prefer green orcs or pig orcs?

>>36186230
I would have said definitely green in the past, but P'orcs have really grown on me, so it's harder to pick.

>>36186230
Green 100% of the time pig orcs often confuse me and then i start hearing about some games making dwarves furries too and i just cringe.

>>36186230
los dos

>undead horde gets sent to rape you
>just have a loudspeaker nearby
>play Thriller
>make your exit as they all start dancing uncontrollably

>>36186301
>undead horde
MORE MEAT TO CUDDLE

>>36186301
If a gang of loli undead attacked me, I wouldn't be trying to escape.

>>3618634
>You wouldn't be trying to escape
you would, from your pants

>>36186378
fuck meant>>36186345

>>36186301
>Anon begging to get raped by the necrodancer
Really you brought this on yourself

>>36183403
Hey you didn't post any hags, they are both 17 year old school girls

>>36186301
>undead horde rape
aw, must be because I caught a wight larping as a magical girl again

>>36186230
Both are ok I guess, what really gets me is the difference between kobols, I vastly prefer japanese kobolds rather than the ugly lizard shits we get here.

>>36186431
>17 years old

>>36186451
I'd happily watch magical girl anime with my wight.

>>36186498
very true, but imainget stumbling into one that was a middle of a solo larp mid chant

How tall do you like your monster girls?

>>36186562
8-9 feet tall and thick

>>36186540
I would wonder why a huge part of the castle's treasury was mysteriously dissapearing onto online shopping websites.

>>36186562
2m sounds good

>>36186273
Want to see nothing else but a sea of bacon when going to the beach

>>36186608
That's a lot of bacon.

>>36186562
No larger than 8 feet. I like big women but not giants.

Fuck the Demon Lord
Fuck Selena
Fuck the rest of the Lilims

Send me your strongest warriors and I'll defeat them!

Fucking ryus I didn't sign up for any hurricane nonsense

>>36186719
It’s only a category 1

>>36186658
Yes
Fuck them all
F U C K them

>tfw no Ryu where you live
>It's just a dragon that learned storm magic.

>>36186764
I'm used to category none

>>36186781
Don't underestimate Wurms' magic abilities.

>>36186809
Hurricanes are max comfy, whole family hunkered down together and no one has to go to school or work for a couple of days.

>>36186781
>>36186815
>tfw no Ryu where you live
>Just a local Wurm who found a tazer

>>36186470
Yes 17 year old girls don't be rude

>>36186562
While I'm into size difference, I don't know if a 7+ foot tall Succ can pull off the "suave seductress" act without it looking silly.

>>36186911
if they are 17, then I am the king of spain

>>36186101
Sorry, was reading a story of a guy hired as a pilot into a kemonomimi galactic federation where all women are super strong and with high libido. Here:
https://mangadex.org/title/e779fbc7-da4e-47c4-8355-11809eadbdf9

>>36186834
I wanna be trapped in my house during a hurricane with noone but kiki to keep me company. Gonna see how long I can go without fucking her before she goes feral.

>>36186933
7+ ft tall Succ is suited for this kind of seduction.

>>36180531

>>36185314
Go Banana!

>>36186562
4 to 4.5 feet

>>36186562
roughly twice my size

>>36186562
al least 8 ft to 10 ft max

>>36186562
It is scientifically proven that the optimal height difference is male head at cleavage level

>>36186562
8
ft
club

>>36187037
show me the studies

>>36186972
>a story of a guy hired as a pilot into a kemonomimi galactic federation where all women are super strong and with high libido
ummm give source or I’ll kill you.

>>36186933
dont height shame succs :(

>>36186933
>>36186933
there is a way for them to pull it off, but it also requires them to be quite older than you

>>36186562
I’m not picky. If she loves me I don’t care if she’s a fairy or the biggest, strongest Minotaur in the county, I’ll still love her.

>>36187062
Exhibit A

>tfw ywn have a spanish strong gf wrestler mino gf called la carnicera

>>36186933
I don't see why not.

>You tried running
>You tried hiding
>But you can never escape
>Penis inspection day is MANDATORY

I want to be the man with the biggest age gap between me and my wife

>>36187210
You want to go that long without a wife?

>>36187200
Why poorly photoshop a hat onto art that works just fine?

>>36187221
nah, I want to be the young one in the relationship

>>36187226
tism.

>>36187200
>Lamia nurse insists on inspecting my penis with her mouth
>Says she can better assess the shape as her tongue is far more sensitive to potentially unnatural bumps
>Says she can also taste to make sure that I'm undergoing proper hygiene habits
>Despite all my protests, she ensures me that she doesn't feel awkward about it at all
Miss Lamia really is a thoughtful and prudent nurse!
Though I'm not sure why she isn't in her usual nurse attire. In fact, she's barely wearing any clothes at all. But I'm not a professional, so I'll take her at her word!

>>36187162
Farmhands should maybe start with the smaller cows. Don't know if some are ready for BEEG.

>>36187162
maximum cow for maximum yield

>>36187200
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

>>36187200
>I left my penis at home, can I go get it?

Reminder that spider girls aren't evil and if you had a huge fear of spiders they'd do their best to make sure you're comfortable and let you have as much space as you need!

Spider girls are good girls!

>>36187356
>I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again
>this happens all the time, it's detachable

>>36187289
>Farmhands should
I wish I could still posses your naïve optimism
You might think it is as simple as "start with the easy cows and work your way up"
But out there? out in the fields? You don't pick the cow, the cow picks you
-Memoirs of a demon realm farmhand

>>36187098
Name is: In an army of Aliens whose gender roles were reversed, I am the only man.
Translation Link: https://graverobbertl.site/ace-pilot/

>>36187363
I would be glad to have a spider girlfriend because I would feel safe with her while she protects me from mosquito bullies.

>>36187369
>tfw the monster cops buy it and let you leave unmolested

>>36187363
web-weaving hands typed this post

>>36187394
monster girls would only bully with love!

>>36186911
>>36186431
>>36183403
Gazer and Jabberwock are my favorite duo. Every pic of them is fun to see.

>>36187431
going to need a threesome at this rate

>>36187200
>B-but penis inspection day was yesterday!
>come to think of it, it was also the day before that as well!
>I'm starting to think there is no such thing as penis inspection day!

>>36187425
I will never love bloodsuckers.

>>36187577
You don’t have a choice, fuckboi

>>36187631
Fuck you.

>>36187651
What a rude spider!

>>36187651
Wait, isn't that what she wants?

>>36187651
I’m gonna steal her diary and read out the pages in school!

>>36187577
I will always love bloodsuckers

>>36187651
Spinneretjob

>>36187750
>Literally 300 pages about how she wants to tie anon up and do things to him

>>36187753
>be married to ancient hag vampire
>always have to bail her out of jail because she doesn’t understand that even if she has 26 different fancy titles in 8 languages she still has to follow the same rules everyone else have to

>>36187753
>Unemployed
Ah, she's a leech in more than one way

>>36180531

>>36187815
>"They have no right keeping me here! I was showing them that I am to respected with proper tribute!"
>she says as she is being held in a mall's security room
>you had to explain to her that being handed a sample is not "tribute"
>and also that she can't just smack the poor girl giving out samples if you don't like it

Consider flat Mersharks.

>>36187925
Okay. I have considered.
And I have decided I want booby fish

>>36187925
Flat sharks are okay. They’re not my cup of tea, I prefer the Greenland Shark girls.

>>36187956
Well said

>>36187925
No.

>>36187956
yo quiero el leche de tiburón

>>36187956
>Me an big shark wife watching jaws!

>>36188119
>MGI

>>36187956
>Friend!
>Hand!

>>36188119

>>36180531

>>36188134
Are you shitting me? What is it about Patreon and cuck shit

Last night or the night before, I had another apophis-related dream. I remember this poster with an apophis on it, she looked like a donutsteel deviantart oc, the poster was like some sort of refsheet with a colorful psychedelic background.
But, the poster was some sort of anatomical diagram of an apophis, there were cutaway sections showing the internal organs in her torso and the muscle in her snake tail. Her internal organs were all purple.
I think her name was Deondra or something along those lines.

>>36188142
Gonna slip a tiny, fake oxygen tank into her jaws while she is sleeping to see how she reacts when she wakes up

>>36188190
Shake up a coke can and use that.

>>36188134
wtf

>>36187390
>1st chapter MC nearly gets raped by 3 girls on the street, rescued by the princess, which is also his employer
>2nd chapter explains the Vuld race has much bigger rate of female offspring than male, which led to reverse gender roles in society, their base is attacked, under this situation of emergency the princess tried to feel up his chest under the excuse to search injuries then uses the emergency to give him a princess carry to a shelter
>3rd chapter they are in super danger due to enemy invasion, MC wants to fight back, one of the operators suggests using the only model remaining and takes the MC there, to her dismay the princess is the one that takes her place and becomes the MC's co-pilot. The gundam is designed in a way they both have to share a tight room, MC's head between the princess' legs. Princess claims she ''forgot this is how double-seated crafts are'' and claims she isn't sexually harassing him
If not for the descriptions they have animal ears I'd have thought them to be an entire alien race composed of Jubjubs. In 3 chapters over 5 different girls wanted to get into his pants and the princess shoved him between her legs. We need more LNs like that, hope it becomes a manga

What are the stereotypes of monster girls for those who live so far in human territory that they never see them?

>>36188252
man eating

>>36188252
"Violent beasts" would be my guess.

>>36188252
Imagine a savage tribe of kikis, sure their barbarian camp is neat and clean but their garments are very primitive. But their brooms are suprisingly well made.

>>36188252
They think monster girls act the same as when they were regular monsters. Violent, deceptive, and highly likely to eat or enslave you with the exception of a small few such as Zipangu's more revered monsters.

>>36188342
>primitive maid clothes
>still somehow look like stereotypical maid outfit but more...rustic
is there 1 master for the whole tribe or do they leave to find their own?

>>36188400
They have some simple myths and cave paintings, passed down over the ages of a day when a mastah will come to them and they will pamper him if he is worthy.

So manticores are known for perpetuating the idea that monsters are still bloodthirsty evil creatures that will eat you literally, do you think that leads to stigma against manticores by other monsters?

>>36188252
>>36188266
>>36188286
>>36188399
>>36188400
How do monster girls respond to those stereotypes?

>>36188439
Make them worse

>>36188422
They probably hope so.

how many here have have mg commisions?

>>36188439
rape

>>36188473
I thought that they don't do that.

>>36188439
I'm going to crack jokes about monster stereotypes at the MGC comedy club and they can't stop me.

>>36188492

I'm fortunate to be a porn actor married to my bicorn filmmaker wife, and living with her at our gazllion dollar beachside mansion filled with naked venus-bodied kiki servants.

>>36188488
nah

>>36188439
>Man eating
I mean, it's not really a stereotype if that's what you really do.

]I just hope no meanies bully them for being man eaters.
They're already lonely girls, forced to live a solitary life, merely because their anatomy prevents a normal, communal life. It'd break my heart to see one get bullied when they already don't have any friends at all. Especially since they're very friendly, kindhearted girls!

Please be nice to the sandworms, anons. Even if you're not attracted to them, please treat them kindly. They don't actually chew, crush, and digest people.

seaslugs best slugs

>>36188508
good for you, I am a shota whore married to my bicorn pimp. She likes giving me to very powerful and wealthy monsters who shower me with many gifts

>>36188578
That must pay lots of money. Bicorn wives are amazing.

>>36188439
Use it to bully husbands fresh from order territory.

>>36180531
Hag foxes need love too.

>>36188631
>>36188631
that they are, but my clients always want like me to play as an innocent little child, I wonder why

>>36188642
is this from the artist what does death by snu snu stuff?

>>36188134
If I remember correctly shark will cheat on you if you're a lil bitch

>>36188668
lotta dryfish, yeah.

>>36188388
isn't this technically footshit?

>>36188668
speak english

>>36188715
the tips would be the feet, he's touching the thighs

>>36188730
>in monster girl thread
>doesn't know what snu snu is
Your performance is lacking

I want to go to a undead ball wearing nothing

>>36188715
Wormfeet

>>36188730
>He doesn't know
Fucking zoomers

>>36188768
you sure do like balls

>>36188782
i doubt futurama has much staying power in modern parlance. that said, if i was a space captain in monstergirl territory i'd be more like zap than i'd like to admit.

>>36188768
i wanna go to a wonderland teaparty wearing full clothing and leave being carried back to a cheshire/jabber/wonderworm/jubjub's home naked after they drugged my tea, which i was forced to drink because i do not like tea

>>36188793
>needing to be drugged to strip
coward

>>36188793
>i wanna go to a wonderland
theres only one way there

>>36188800
some monster girls want a lil resistance, im just covering a niche

>>36188808
what, you can't call them dirty pervs for making you strip?

>>36188818
I'd much rather they strip me.

>>36188752
If you put a vacuum hope over her scarred nipple could you make milk come out of it again?

>>36188831
then say those things while they do

Remember that any succ can easily be defeated with hand holding.

>>36188873
the last time I tried this she broke both hands

>>36188873
ill defeat her another way

>>36188876
I'm sure she was just so excited, she couldn't control her strength.

>>36188873
ain't it easier with a hug

Mirko is.....

sniff

>>36188873
i'm not in it to play easy mode

>>36188894
Overrated.

>>36188894
For large litters.

>>36188900
I am dodging monsters while oding on every aphrodisiac and jerking off at level 1

>>36180531

>>36188873
I wouldn't call it defeat, you are still going to end up getting married to her.

>>36188936
Later that night, after too many drinks

>>36188936
NO ANON, That SUCC is luring you to your "doom" down that alley.

At this point Kitsune are more vanilla and boring than the basic succubus.

>>36189004
what if its a kistunetaur

>>36189004
How did those foxes get so popular anyway?

>>36189004
i'm definitely tired of seeing boats but i still like the foxes with red face markings and pronounced predatory features

>>36189011
Perhaps

>>36189016
It's hard to beat the fluff

I wonder what kind of special shampoos foxes use. They always smell nice.

>>36189016
You know why.

Remember to keep your Vampire wife high on garlic as much as possible, for two very good reasons.
1.) Garlic will turn her into an honest and affectionate bimbo.
2.) She'll kill you if she ever realizes what you're doing so it's in your best interest to make sure she's never sober for long enough to put 2 and 2 together.

>>36189111
How does garlic affect them again?

>>36189107
How buoyant are kitsune tails? Could they float?

>>36189111
>using garlic as a crutch
my vampire is always honest and affectionate because I give her all the love and attention she ever needs

>>36189111
>not using reverse psychology and subtle wordplay and traps to make your tsun vampire speak her mind

>going for the vampire
here is your problem
>going for the lich instead
here is your solution

>>36189004
>Something good is popular therefore I must denigrate it to be contrarian.

>>36189115
It makes them really horny.

I want to date a goddess

Optimal way to be carried by a Monster Girl? in the clothes, tightly pressed against her with no hope of escape? Over the shoulder? In the wisp's forever box? On a mindflayer's hips?

>>36189190
in her arms

>>36189190
i do like the less common sorts like riding a whitehorn, sitting on a spider abdomen or being dragged away by slime

>>36189115
Rapemode, don't know what he's talking about

>>36189016
This is a very malnourished looking fox

>>36189016
It is actually hardcoded into human DNA to desire to breed the foxes. Long ago the foxes cursed humans with this desire.

>>36189249
Be sure to feed her so her strength recovers.

>>36189190
In her tentacles

>>36189249
Nah, she's just a healthy small fox.

>>36189172
wow

>>36189277
no wonder, I want to get tricked by a fox and end up on her bed asking what we are going there

can a bogey be a bit of sadist?

>>36188504
>think fast!

>>36189190
Like this.

>>36189177
Its just that overexposure breed resentment

What are the most tsundere and prideful monsters.

>>36189212
you should lay on spider abdomen

>>36189375
dragons hands down

>>36189377
oh sorry. i'm still working on my spider etiquette

>>36189378
smug

How do I avoid becoming dragonbait?

>>36189011
Holy shit I thought you were just joking

>>36189415
I like nanabi, she has the fluffy hairstyle that hides that she don't have human ears.